This is the pathetic matter of my
story, and it requires pointing out, because he never
could explain what it was that seemed to him so cruel
in it, for he was no brilliant son of fortune, he was
no great pretender, none of those who are logically
displaced from the heights they have been raised to,
manifestly created to show the moral in Providence.
He was modest, retiring, humbly contented; a gentlemanly
residence appeased his ambition. Popular, he could
own that he was, but not meteorically; rather by reason
of his willingness to receive light than his desire
to shed it. Why, then, was the terrible test brought
to bear upon him, of all men? He was one of us;
no worse, and not strikingly or perilously better;
and he could not but feel, in the bitterness of his
reflections upon an inexplicable destiny, that the
punishment befalling him, unmerited as it was, looked
like absence of Design in the scheme of things, Above.
It looked as if the blow had been dealt him by reckless
chance. And to believe that, was for the mind
of General Ople the having to return to his alphabet
and recommence the ascent of the laborious mountain
of understanding.
To proceed, the General’s introduction
to Lady Camper was owing to a message she sent him
by her gardener, with a request that he would cut
down a branch of a wychelm, obscuring her view across
his grounds toward the river. The General consulted
with his daughter, and came to the conclusion, that
as he could hardly despatch a written reply to a verbal
message, yet greatly wished to subscribe to the wishes
of Lady Camper, the best thing for him to do was to
apply for an interview. He sent word that he
would wait on Lady Camper immediately, and betook himself
forthwith to his toilette. She was the niece of
an earl.
Elizabeth commended his appearance,
‘passed him,’ as he would have said; and
well she might, for his hat, surtout, trousers and
boots, were worthy of an introduction to Royalty.
A touch of scarlet silk round the neck gave him bloom,
and better than that, the blooming consciousness of
it.
‘You are not to be nervous, papa,’ Elizabeth
said.
‘Not at all,’ replied
the General. ‘I say, not at all, my dear,’
he repeated, and so betrayed that he had fallen into
the nervous mood. ’I was saying, I have
known worse mornings than this.’ He turned
to her and smiled brightly, nodded, and set his face
to meet the future.
He was absent an hour and a half.
He came back with his radiance a little
subdued, by no means eclipsed; as, when experience
has afforded us matter for thought, we cease to shine
dazzlingly, yet are not clouded; the rays have merely
grown serener. The sum of his impressions was
conveyed in the reflective utterance ’It
only shows, my dear, how different the reality is from
our anticipation of it!’
Lady Camper had been charming; full
of condescension, neighbourly, friendly, willing to
be satisfied with the sacrifice of the smallest branch
of the wych-elm, and only requiring that much for complimentary
reasons.
Elizabeth wished to hear what they
were, and she thought the request rather singular;
but the General begged her to bear in mind, that they
were dealing with a very extraordinary woman; ’highly
accomplished, really exceedingly handsome,’
he said to himself, aloud.
The reasons were, her liking for air
and view, and desire to see into her neighbour’s
grounds without having to mount to the attic.
Elizabeth gave a slight exclamation, and blushed.
‘So, my dear, we are objects
of interest to her ladyship,’ said the General.
He assured her that Lady Camper’s
manners were delightful. Strange to tell, she
knew a great deal of his antecedent history, things
he had not supposed were known; ‘little matters,’
he remarked, by which his daughter faintly conceived
a reference to the conquests of his dashing days.
Lady Camper had deigned to impart some of her own,
incidentally; that she was of Welsh blood, and born
among the mountains. ’She has a romantic
look,’ was the General’s comment; and that
her husband had been an insatiable traveller before
he became an invalid, and had never cared for Art.
‘Quite an extraordinary circumstance, with such
a wife!’ the General said.
He fell upon the wych-elm with his
own hands, under cover of the leafage, and the next
day he paid his respects to Lady Camper, to inquire
if her ladyship saw any further obstruction to the
view.
‘None,’ she replied.
‘And now we shall see what the two birds will
do.’
Apparently, then, she entertained
an animosity to a pair of birds in the tree.
‘Yes, yes; I say they chirp
early in the morning,’ said General Ople.
‘At all hours.’
‘The song of birds...?’ he pleaded softly
for nature.
‘If the nest is provided for them; but I don’t
like vagabond chirping.’
The General perfectly acquiesced.
This, in an engagement with a clever woman, is what
you should do, or else you are likely to find yourself
planted unawares in a high wind, your hat blown off,
and your coat-tails anywhere; in other words, you
will stand ridiculous in your bewilderment; and General
Ople ever footed with the utmost caution to avoid
that quagmire of the ridiculous. The extremer
quags he had hitherto escaped; the smaller, into which
he fell in his agile evasions of the big, he had hitherto
been blest in finding none to notice.
He requested her ladyship’s permission to present
his daughter. Lady
Camper sent in her card.
Elizabeth Ople beheld a tall, handsomely-mannered
lady, with good features and penetrating dark eyes,
an easy carriage of her person and an agreeable voice,
but (the vision of her age flashed out under the compelling
eyes of youth) fifty if a day. The rich colouring
confessed to it. But she was very pleasing, and
Elizabeth’s perception dwelt on it only because
her father’s manly chivalry had defended the
lady against one year more than forty.
The richness of the colouring, Elizabeth
feared, was artificial, and it caused her ingenuous
young blood a shudder. For we are so devoted to
nature when the dame is flattering us with her gifts,
that we loathe the substitute omitting to think how
much less it is an imposition than a form of practical
adoration of the genuine.
Our young detective, however, concealed
her emotion of childish horror.
Lady Camper remarked of her, ’She
seems honest, and that is the most we can hope of
girls.’
‘She is a jewel for an honest
man,’ the General sighed, ‘some day!’
‘Let us hope it will be a distant day.’
‘Yet,’ said the General, ‘girls
expect to marry.’
Lady Camper fixed her black eyes on him, but did not
speak.
He told Elizabeth that her ladyship’s
eyes were exceedingly searching: ‘Only,’
said he, ’as I have nothing to hide, I am able
to submit to inspection’; and he laughed slightly
up to an arresting cough, and made the mantelpiece
ornaments pass muster.
General Ople was the hero to champion
a lady whose airs of haughtiness caused her to be
somewhat backbitten. He assured everybody, that
Lady Camper was much misunderstood; she was a most
remarkable woman; she was a most affable and highly
intelligent lady. Building up her attributes
on a splendid climax, he declared she was pious, charitable,
witty, and really an extraordinary artist. He
laid particular stress on her artistic qualities,
describing her power with the brush, her water-colour
sketches, and also some immensely clever caricatures.
As he talked of no one else, his friends heard enough
of Lady Camper, who was anything but a favourite.
The Pollingtons, the Wilders, the Wardens, the Baerens,
the Goslings, and others of his acquaintance, talked
of Lady Camper and General Ople rather maliciously.
They were all City people, and they admired the General,
but mourned that he should so abjectly have fallen
at the feet of a lady as red with rouge as a railway
bill. His not seeing it showed the state he was
in. The sister of Mrs. Pollington, an amiable
widow, relict of a large City warehouse, named Barcop,
was chilled by a falling off in his attentions.
His apology for not appearing at garden parties was,
that he was engaged to wait on Lady Camper.
And at one time, her not condescending
to exchange visits with the obsequious General was
a topic fertile in irony. But she did condescend.
Lady Camper came to his gate unexpectedly, rang the
bell, and was let in like an ordinary visitor.
It happened that the General was gardening not
the pretty occupation of pruning he was
digging and of necessity his coat was off,
and he was hot, dusty, unpresentable. From adoring
earth as the mother of roses, you may pass into a lady’s
presence without purification; you cannot (or so the
General thought) when you are caught in the act of
adoring the mother of cabbages. And though he
himself loved the cabbage equally with the rose, in
his heart respected the vegetable yet more than he
esteemed the flower, for he gloried in his kitchen
garden, this was not a secret for the world to know,
and he almost heeled over on his beam ends when word
was brought of the extreme honour Lady Camper had
done him. He worked his arms hurriedly into his
fatigue jacket, trusting to get away to the house and
spend a couple of minutes on his adornment; and with
any other visitor it might have been accomplished,
but Lady Camper disliked sitting alone in a room.
She was on the square of lawn as the General stole
along the walk. Had she kept her back to him,
he might have rounded her like the shadow of a dial,
undetected. She was frightfully acute of hearing.
She turned while he was in the agony of hesitation,
in a queer attitude, one leg on the march, projected
by a frenzied tip-toe of the hinder leg, the very
fatallest moment she could possibly have selected for
unveiling him.
Of course there was no choice but
to surrender on the spot.
He began to squander his dizzy wits
in profuse apologies. Lady Camper simply spoke
of the nice little nest of a garden, smelt the flowers,
accepted a Niel rose and a Rohan, a Cline, a Falcot,
and La France.
‘A beautiful rose indeed,’
she said of the latter, ’only it smells of macassar
oil.’
‘Really, it never struck me,
I say it never struck me before,’ rejoined the
General, smelling it as at a pinch of snuff. ’I
was saying, I always ....’ And he tacitly,
with the absurdest of smiles, begged permission to
leave unterminated a sentence not in itself particularly
difficult
‘I have a nose,’ observed Lady Camper.
Like the nobly-bred person she was,
according to General Ople’s version of the interview
on his estate, when he stood before her in his gardening
costume, she put him at his ease, or she exerted herself
to do so; and if he underwent considerable anguish,
it was the fault of his excessive scrupulousness regarding
dress, propriety, appearance.
He conducted her at her request to
the kitchen garden and the handful of paddock, the
stables and coach-house, then back to the lawn.
‘It is the home for a young couple,’ she
said.
‘I am no longer young,’
the General bowed, with the sigh peculiar to this
confession. ’I say, I am no longer young,
but I call the place a gentlemanly residence.
I was saying, I...’
‘Yes, yes!’ Lady Camper
tossed her head, half closing her eyes, with a contraction
of the brows, as if in pain.
He perceived a similar expression
whenever he spoke of his residence.
Perhaps it recalled happier days to
enter such a nest. Perhaps it had been such a
home for a young couple that she had entered on her
marriage with Sir Scrope Camper, before he inherited
his title and estates.
The General was at a loss to conceive what it was.
It recurred at another mention of
his idea of the nature of the residence. It was
almost a paroxysm. He determined not to vex her
reminiscences again; and as this resolution directed
his mind to his residence, thinking it pre-eminently
gentlemanly, his tongue committed the error of repeating
it, with ‘gentleman-like’ for a variation.
Elizabeth was out he knew
not where. The housemaid informed him, that Miss
Elizabeth was out rowing on the water.
‘Is she alone?’ Lady Camper inquired of
him.
‘I fancy so,’ the General replied.
‘The poor child has no mother.’
‘It has been a sad loss to us both, Lady Camper.’
‘No doubt. She is too pretty to go out
alone.’
‘I can trust her.’
‘Girls!’
‘She has the spirit of a man.’
‘That is well. She has a spirit; it will
be tried.’
The General modestly furnished an instance or two
of her spiritedness.
Lady Camper seemed to like this theme; she looked
graciously interested.
‘Still, you should not suffer her to go out
alone,’ she said.
‘I place implicit confidence
in her,’ said the General; and Lady Camper gave
it up.
She proposed to walk down the lanes
to the river-side, to meet Elizabeth returning.
The General manifested alacrity checked
by reluctance. Lady Camper had told him she objected
to sit in a strange room by herself; after that, he
could hardly leave her to dash upstairs to change his
clothes; yet how, attired as he was, in a fatigue
jacket, that warned him not to imagine his back view,
and held him constantly a little to the rear of Lady
Camper, lest she should be troubled by it; and
he knew the habit of the second rank to criticise
the front how consent to face the outer
world in such style side by side with the lady he admired?
‘Come,’ said she; and
he shot forward a step, looking as if he had missed
fire.
‘Are you not coming, General?’
He advanced mechanically.
Not a soul met them down the lanes, except a little
one, to whom Lady
Camper gave a small silver-piece, because she was
a picture.
The act of charity sank into the General’s
heart, as any pretty performance will do upon a warm
waxen bed.
Lady Camper surprised him by answering
his thoughts. ’No; it’s for my own
pleasure.’
Presently she said, ‘Here they are.’
General Ople beheld his daughter by
the river-side at the end of the lane, under escort
of Mr. Reginald Rolles.
It was another picture, and a pleasing
one. The young lady and the young gentleman wore
boating hats, and were both dressed in white, and
standing by or just turning from the outrigger and
light skiff they were about to leave in charge of
a waterman. Elizabeth stretched a finger at arm’s-length,
issuing directions, which Mr. Rolles took up and worded
further to the man, for the sake of emphasis; and he,
rather than Elizabeth, was guilty of the half-start
at sight of the persons who were approaching.
‘My nephew, you should know,
is intended for a working soldier,’ said Lady
Camper; ‘I like that sort of soldier best.’
General Ople drooped his shoulders
at the personal compliment.
She resumed. ’His pay is
a matter of importance to him. You are aware of
the smallness of a subaltern’s pay.
‘I,’ said the General,
’I say I feel my poor half-pay, having always
been a working soldier myself, very important, I was
saying, very important to me!’
‘Why did you retire?’
Her interest in him seemed promising.
He replied conscientiously, ’Beyond the duties
of General of Brigade, I could not, I say I could
not, dare to aspire; I can accept and execute orders;
I shrink from responsibility!’
‘It is a pity,’ said she,
’that you were not, like my nephew Reginald,
entirely dependent on your profession.’
She laid such stress on her remark,
that the General, who had just expressed a very modest
estimate of his abilities, was unable to reject the
flattery of her assuming him to be a man of some fortune.
He coughed, and said, ‘Very little.’
The thought came to him that he might have to make
a statement to her in time, and he emphasized, ’Very
little indeed. Sufficient,’ he assured
her, ‘for a gentlemanly appearance.’
‘I have given you your warning,’
was her inscrutable rejoinder, uttered within earshot
of the young people, to whom, especially to Elizabeth,
she was gracious. The damsel’s boating uniform
was praised, and her sunny flush of exercise and exposure.
Lady Camper regretted that she could
not abandon her parasol: ’I freckle so
easily.’
The General, puzzling over her strange
words about a warning, gazed at the red rose of art
on her cheek with an air of profound abstraction.
‘I freckle so easily,’
she repeated, dropping her parasol to defend her face
from the calculating scrutiny.
‘I burn brown,’ said Elizabeth.
Lady Camper laid the bud of a Falcot
rose against the young girl’s cheek, but fetched
streams of colour, that overwhelmed the momentary
comparison of the sunswarthed skin with the rich dusky
yellow of the rose in its deepening inward to soft
brown.
Reginald stretched his hand for the
privileged flower, and she let him take it; then she
looked at the General; but the General was looking,
with his usual air of satisfaction, nowhere.