As they returned from church, a horseman
was seen riding rapidly towards them. It was
Captain Hibbert. The movement of his shoulders,
as he reined in his mettlesome bay, was picturesque,
and he was coaxingly and gushingly upbraided for neglect
of his religious duties.
During lunch, curiosity rendered May
and Mrs. Gould nearly speechless; but their carriage
had not turned into the highroad, on its way home,
when the latter melted into a shower of laudatory words
and phrases:
’What a charming man Captain
Hibbert is! No wonder you young ladies like the
military. He is so good-looking and
such good manners. Don’t you think so,
Alice dear?’
’I think the Captain a very
handsome man indeed, I believe that there
are not two opinions on the subject.’
’And Olive I do not
remember that I ever saw a more beautiful girl.
Such hair! and her figure so sylph-like! I do
not know what the young ladies will do she
will cut everybody out at the Castle!’
‘I don’t know about that,’
said May jauntily; ’what one man will turn his
nose up at, another will go wild after.’
Mrs. Gould did not answer; but her
lips twitched, and Alice guessed she was annoyed that
May could not express herself less emphatically.
In a few moments the conversation was continued:
’At any rate, Captain Hibbert
seems to think there is no one like Olive; and they’d
make a handsome couple. What do you think, Alice?
Is there any chance of there being a match?’
’I really can’t tell you,
Mrs. Gould. Olive, as you say, is a very beautiful
girl, and I suppose Captain Hibbert admires her; but
I don’t think that either has, up to the present,
thought of the matter more seriously.’
‘You must admit, Alice, that
he seems a bit gone on her,’ said May, with
a direct determination to annoy her mother.
’May, dear, you shouldn’t
talk in that slangy way; you never used to; you have
picked it up from Mr. Scully. Do you know Mr.
Scully, Alice? Violet’s brother.’
‘Yes, I met him the night we dined at Lord Dungory’s.’
’Oh, of course you did.
Well, I admit I don’t like him; but May does.
They go out training horses together. I don’t
mind that; but I wish she wouldn’t imitate his
way of talking. He has been a very wild young
man.’
’Now, mother dear, I wish you
would leave off abusing Fred. I have repeatedly told
you that I don’t like it.’
The acerbity of this remark was softened
by May’s manner, and, throwing her arms on her
mother’s shoulders, she commenced to coax and
cajole her.
The Goulds were of an excellent county
family. They had for certainly three generations
lived in comfortable idleness, watching from their
big square house the different collections of hamlets
toiling and moiling, and paying their rents every
gale day. It was said that some ancestor, whose
portrait still existed, had gone to India and come
back with the money that had purchased the greater
part of the property. But, be this as it may,
in Galway three generations of landlordism are considered
sufficient repentance for shopkeeping in Gort, not
to speak of Calcutta. Since then the family history
had been stainless. Father and son had in turn
put their horses out to grass in April, had begun to
train them again in August, had boasted at the Dublin
horse-show of having been out cub-hunting, had ridden
and drunk hard from the age of twenty to seventy.
But, by dying at fifty-five, the late squire had deviated
slightly from the regular line, and the son and heir
being only twelve, a pause had come in the hereditary
life of the Goulds. In the interim, however,
May had apparently resolved to keep up the traditions
so far as her sex was supposed to allow her.
They lived in one of those box-like
mansions, so many of which were built in Ireland under
the Georges. On either side trees had been planted,
and they stretched to the right and left like the wings
of a theatre. In front there was a green lawn;
at the back a sloppy stableyard. The latter was
May’s especial delight, and when Mr. Scully
was with them, it seemed impossible to induce her to
leave it. He frequently rode over to Beechgrove,
and towards the end of the afternoon it became easy
to persuade him to stay to dinner. And, as the
night darkened and the rain began to fall, the inhospitality
of turning him out was insisted on by May, and Mrs.
Gould sent up word that a room was to be prepared
for him. Next morning he sent home for a change
of things, and thus it was not infrequent for him
to protract his visit to the extent of three or four
days.
His great friend, Mrs. Manly a
lady who had jumped five feet, four months before
the birth of her sixth child had said that
his was a ‘wasted life,’ and the phrase,
summing up what most people thought of him, gained
currency, and was now generally used whenever his conduct
was criticized or impeached. After having been
in London, where he spent some years in certain vague
employments, and having contracted as much debt as
his creditors would permit, and more than his father
would pay, he had gone through the Bankruptcy Court,
and returned home to drag through life wearily, through
days and weeks so appallingly idle, that he often
feared to get out of bed in the morning. At first
his father had tried to make use of him in his agency
business, and it was principally owing to Mr. Fred’s
bullying and insolent manners that Mr. Scully was
now unable to leave his house unless accompanied by
police.
Fred was about thirty years of age.
His legs were long, his hands were bony, and ‘stableyard’
was written in capital letters on his face. He
carried a Sportsman under his arm, a penny and
a half-crown jingled in his pocket; and as he walked
he lashed the trousers and boot, whose elegance was
an echo of the old Regent Street days, with an ash-plant.
Such was the physiology of this being,
and from it the psychology is easy to surmise:
a complete powerlessness to understand that there was
anything in life worth seeking except pleasure and
pleasure to Fred meant horses and women. Of earthly
honour the greatest was to be well known in an English
hunting country; and he was not averse to speaking
of certain ladies of title, with whom he had been on
intimate terms, and with whom, it was said, he corresponded.
On occasions he would read or recite poems, cut from
the pages of the Society Journals, to his lady friends.
May, however, saw nothing but the
outside. The already peeling-off varnish of a
few years of London life satisfied her. Given
a certain versatility in turning a complimentary phrase,
the abundant ease with which he explained his tastes,
which, although few, were pronounced, add to these
the remnant of fashion that still lingered in his
wardrobe scarfs from the Burlington Arcade,
scent from Bond Street, cracked patent-leather shoes
and mended silk stockings and it will be
understood how May built something that did duty for
an ideal out of this broken-down swell.
She was a girl of violent blood, and,
excited by the air of the hunting-field, she followed
Fred’s lead fearlessly; to feel the life of
the horse throbbing underneath her passioned and fevered
her flesh until her mental exaltation reached the
rushing of delirium. Then his evening manners
fascinated her, and, as he leaned back smoking in the
dining-room arm-chair, his patent-leather shoes propped
up against the mantelpiece, he showed her glimpses
of a wider world than she knew of and the
girl’s eyes softened as she listened to his accounts
of the great life he had led, the county-houses he
had visited, and the legendary runs he had held his
own in. She sympathized with him when he explained
how hardly fate had dealt with him in not giving him
L5,000 a year, to be spent in London and Northamptonshire.
He cursed Ireland as the most hideous
hole under the sun; he frightened Mrs. Gould by reiterated
assurances that the Land League would leave them all
beggars; and, having established this point, he proceeded
to develop his plan for buying young horses, training
them, and disposing of them in the English market.
Eventually he dismissed his audience by taking up
the newspaper and falling asleep with the stump of
a burned-out cigarette between his lips. After
breakfast he was seen slouching through the laurels
on his way to the stables. From the kitchen and
the larder where the girls were immersed
in calculations anent the number of hams, tongues,
and sirloins of beef that would be required he
could be seen passing; and as May stood on no ceremony
with Alice, whistling to her dogs, and sticking both
hands into the pockets of her blue dress, she rushed
after him, the mud of the yard oozing through the
loose, broken boots which she insisted on wearing.
Behind the stables there was a small field that had
lately been converted into an exercise-ground, and
there the two would stand for hours, watching a couple
of goat-like colts, mounted by country lads still
in corduroy and hobnails walking round
and round.
Mrs. Gould was clearly troubled by
this very plain conduct. Once or twice she allowed
a word of regret to escape her, and Alice could see
that she lived in awe of her daughter. And May,
there was no doubt, was a little lawless when Fred
was about her skirts; but when he was gone she returned
to her old, glad, affectionate ways and to her work.
The girls delighted in each other’s
society, and the arrangements for their ball were
henceforth a continual occupation. The number
of letters that had to be written was endless.
Sitting at either end of the table in the drawing-room,
their pens scratched and their tongues rattled together;
and, penetrated with the intimacy of home, all kinds
of stories were told, and the whole country was passed
in review.
‘And do you know,’ said
May, raising her eyes from the letter she was writing,
’when this affair was first started mamma was
afraid to go in for it; she said we’d find it
hard to hunt up fifty spinsters in Galway.’
‘I said fifty who would subscribe a
very different thing indeed.’
’Oh no, you didn’t, mamma;
you said there weren’t fifty spinsters in Galway a
jolly lucky thing it would be if there weren’t;
wouldn’t it, Alice?’
Alice was busy trying to disentangle
a difficult sentence. Her startled face made
May laugh.
‘It isn’t cheering, is it?’
‘I didn’t hear what you
were saying,’ she answered, a little vexed at
being misunderstood. ’But fifty, surely,
is a great number. Are there so many unmarried
women in Galway?’
‘I should think there are,’
replied May, as if glorying in the fact. ’Who
are there down your side of the country? Let’s
count. To begin with, there are the Brennans there
are three of them, and all three are out of the running,
distanced.’
‘Now, May, how can you talk
like that?’ said Mrs. Gould, and she pulled
up her skirt so that she could roast her fat thick
legs more comfortably before the fire. There
being no man present, she undid a button or two of
her dress.
‘You said so yourself the other day, mother.’
’No, I didn’t, May, and
I wish you wouldn’t vex me. What I say I
stand by, and I merely wondered why girls with good
fortunes like the Brennans didn’t get married.’
‘You said the fact was there was no one to marry.’
‘May, I will not allow you to
contradict me!’ exclaimed Mrs. Gould; and she
grew purple to the roots of her white hair. ’I
said the Brennans looked too high, that they wanted
gentlemen, eldest sons of county families; but if
they’d been content to marry in their own position
of life they would have been married long ago.’
’Well, mother dear, there’s
no use being angry about it; let the thing pass.
You know the Brennans, Alice; they are neighbours of
yours.’
’Yes, Cecilia and I walked over
to see them the other day; we had tea with them.’
’Their great hunting-ground
is the Shelbourne Hotel they take it in
turns, a couple of them go up every six months.’
‘How can you say such things, May? I will
not suffer it.’
’I say it! I know nothing
about it. I’ve only just come back from
school; it is you who tell me these things when we
are sitting here alone of an evening.’
Mrs. Gould’s face again became
purple, and she protested vehemently: ’I
shall leave the room, May. I will not suffer it
one moment longer. I can’t think how it
is you dare speak to me in that way; and, what is
worse, attribute to me such ill-natured remarks.’
’Now, mother dear, don’t
bother, perhaps I did exaggerate. I am very sorry.
But, there’s a dear, sit down, and we won’t
say any more about it.’
’You do annoy one, May, and
I believe you do it on purpose. And you know
exactly what will be disagreeable to say, and you say
it,’ replied Mrs. Gould; and she raised her
skirt so as to let the heat of the fire into her petticoats.
‘Thank God that’s over,’
May whispered to Alice; ’but what were we talking
about?’
‘I think you were making out
a list of the Galway spinsters,’ said Alice,
who could not help feeling a little amused, though
she was sorry for Mrs. Gould.
‘So we were,’ cried May;
’we were speaking of the Brennans. Do you
know their friends the Duffys? There are five
of them. That’s a nice little covey of
love-birds; I don’t think they would fly away
if they saw a sportsman coming into the field.’
‘I never heard a girl talk like
that,’ murmured Mrs. Gould, without raising
her face from the fire, ’that wasn’t punished
for it. Perhaps, my lady, you will find it hard
enough to suit yourself. Wait until you have
done two or three Castle seasons. We’ll
see how you’ll speak then.’
Without paying any attention to these
maternal forebodings, May continued:
’Then there are Lord Rosshill’s
seven daughters; they are all maidens, and are likely
to remain so.’
‘Are they all unmarried?’ asked Alice.
‘Of course they are!’
exclaimed Mrs. Gould; ’how could they be anything
else? Didn’t they all want to marry people
in their father’s position? And that wasn’t
possible. There’re seven Honourable Miss
Gores, and one Lord Rosshill so they all
remained in single blessedness.’
‘Who’s making ill-natured
remarks now?’ exclaimed May triumphantly.
’I am not making ill-natured
remarks; I am only saying what’s true. My
advice to young girls is that they should be glad to
have those who will take them. If they can’t
make a good marriage let them make a bad marriage;
for, believe me, it is far better to be minding your
own children than your sister’s or your brother’s
children. And I can assure you, in these days
of competition, it is no easy matter to get settled.’
’It is the same now as ever
it was, and there are plenty of nice young men.
It doesn’t prove, because a whole lot of old
sticks of things can’t get married, that I shan’t.’
’I didn’t say you wouldn’t
get married, May; I am sure that any man would be
only too glad to have you; but what I say is that these
grand matches that girls dream of aren’t possible
nowadays. Nice young men! I dare say; and
plenty of them, I know them; young scamps without a
shilling, who amuse themselves with a girl until they
are tired of her, and then, off they go. Now,
then, let’s count up the good matches that are
going in the county ’
At this moment the servant was heard
at the door bringing in the tea.
‘Oh! bother!’ exclaimed
Mrs. Gould, settling her dress hurriedly. The
interval was full of secret irritation; and the three
women watched the methodical butler place the urn
on the table, turn up the lamp that was burning low,
and bring chairs forward from the farthest corners.
‘On your side of the county,’
said Mrs. Gould, as soon as the door was closed, ’there
is our brace of baronets, as they are called.
But poor Sir Richard I am afraid he is
a bad case and yet he never took to drink
until he was five-and-thirty; and as for Sir Charles of
course there are great advantages, he has a very fine
property; but still many girls might and
I can quite understand their not liking to marry him.’
‘Why, Mrs. Gould, what is wrong
with him?’ Alice asked innocently.
‘Don’t you know?’
said May, winking. ’Haven’t you heard?
But I forgot, he isn’t your side of the county.
He’s married already; at least, so they say.’
‘It is very sad, very sad, indeed,’
murmured Mrs. Gould; ’he’d have been a
great match.’
‘And to whom is he married?’
said Alice, whose curiosity was awakened by the air
of mystery with which the baronet was surrounded.
‘Well, he’s not exactly
married,’ replied May, laughing; ’but he
has a large family.’
’May, I will not allow it; it
is very wrong of you, indeed, to talk like that ’
’Now, mother dear, don’t
get into a passion; where’s the harm? The
whole country knows it; Violet was talking of it to
me only the other day. There isn’t a man
within a mile of us, so we needn’t be on our
P’s and Q’s.’
‘And who is the mother of all
these children?’ Alice asked.
‘A country-woman with whom he
lives,’ said May. ’Just fancy marrying
a man with a little dirty crowd of illegitimate children
running about the stable-yard!’
‘The usual thing in such cases
is to emigrate them,’ said Mrs. Gould philosophically;
and she again distended herself before the fire.
‘Emigrate them!’ cried
May; ’if he emigrated them to the moon, I wouldn’t
marry such a man; would you, Alice?’
‘I certainly wouldn’t
like to,’ and her sense of humour being now
tickled by the conversation, she added slyly:
’but you were counting up the good matches in
the county.’
‘Ah! so we were,’ said
the old lady. ’Well, there is Mr. Adair.
I am sure no girl would wish for a better husband.’
’Oh, the old frump! why he must
be forty if he’s a day. You remember, Alice,
it was he who took me down to dinner at Lord Dungory’s.
And he talked all the time of his pamphlet on the
Amalgamation of the Unions, which was then in the
hands of the printer; and the other in which he had
pulled Mr. Parnell’s ears, Ireland under the
Land League, and the series of letters he was
thinking of contributing to the Irish Times
on high-farming versus peasant proprietors.
Just fancy, Alice, living with such a man as that!’
‘Well, I don’t know what
you girls think,’ said Mrs. Gould, whose opinions
were moods of mind rather than convictions, ’but
I assure you he passes for being the cleverest man
in the county; and it is said that Gladstone is only
waiting to give him a chance. But as you like;
he won’t do, so let him pass. Then there
is Mr. Ryan, he ought to be well off; he farms thousands
of acres.’
’One might as well marry a herdsman
at once. Did you ever hear what he once said
to a lady at a ball; you know, about the docket?’
Alice said that she had heard the
story, and the conversation turned on Mr. Lynch.
Mrs. Gould admitted that he was the worser of the two.
‘He smells so dreadfully of whiskey,’
said Alice timidly.
‘Ah! you see she is coming out
of her shell at last,’ exclaimed May. ’I
saw you weren’t having a very good time of it
when he took you down to dinner at Dungory Castle.
I wonder they were asked. Fred told me that he
had never heard of their having been there before.’
‘It is very difficult to make
up a number sometimes,’ suggested Mrs. Gould;
’but they are certainly very coarse. I hear,
when Mr. Ryan and Mr. Lynch go to fairs, that they
sleep with their herdsman, and in Mayo there is a
bachelor’s house where they have fine times whiskey-drinking
and dancing until three o’clock in the morning.’
‘And where do the ladies come
from, May?’ asked Alice, for she now looked
on the girl as an inexhaustible fund of information.
‘Plenty of ladies in the village,’
replied Mrs. Gould, rubbing her shins complacently;
’that’s what I used to hear of in my day,
and I believe the custom isn’t even yet quite
extinct.’
’And are there no other beaux
in the county? Does that exhaust the list?’
’Oh! no; but there’s something
against them all. There are a few landlords who
live away, and of whom nobody knows anything.
Then there are some boys at school; but they are too
young; there is Mr. Reed, the dispensary doctor.
Mr. Burke has only two hundred a year; but if his
brother were to die he would be the Marquis of Kilcarney.
He’d be a great match then, in point of position;
but I hear the estates are terribly encumbered.’
‘Has the present Marquis no children?’
said Alice.
‘He’s not married,’
said Mrs. Gould; ’he’s a confirmed old
bachelor. Just fancy, there’s twenty years
between the brothers. I remember, in old times,
the present Marquis used to be the great beau at the
Castle. I don’t believe there was a girl
in Dublin who didn’t have a try at him.
Then who else is there? I suppose I daren’t
mention the name of Mr. Fred Scully, or May will fly
at me.’
’No, mother dear, I won’t
fly at you; but what is the use of abusing Fred? we
have known him all our lives. If he has spent
his money he has done no worse than a hundred other
young men. I know I can’t marry him, and
I am not in love with him; but I must amuse myself
with something. I can’t sit here all day
listening to you lamenting over the Land League; and,
after a certain number of hours, conjecturing whether
Mickey Moran will or will not pay his rent becomes
monotonous.’
‘Now don’t vex me, May;
for I won’t stand it,’ said Mrs. Gould,
getting angry. ’When you ask me for a new
dress you don’t think of what you are saying
now. It was only the other day you were speaking
to me of refurnishing this room. I should like
to know how that’s to be done if there was no
one to look after Mickey Moran’s rent?’
The girls looked round the large,
dull room. Emaciated forms of narrow, antique
sofas were seen dimly in the musty-smelling twilight.
Screens worked in red and green wools stood in the
vicinity of the fireplace, the walls were lined with
black pictures, and the floor, hidden in dark shadow
and sunken in places, conveyed an instant idea of damp
and mildew.
‘I think that something ought
to be done,’ said May. ’Just look
at these limp curtains! Did you ever see anything
so dreary? Are they brown, or red, or chocolate?’
‘They satisfied your betters,’
said Mrs. Gould, as she lighted her bedroom candle.
‘Goodness me!’ she added, glancing at the
gilt clock that stood on the high, stucco, white-painted
chimney-piece, amid a profusion of jingling glass
candelabra, ’it is really half-past twelve o’clock!’
’Gracious me! there’s
another evening wasted; we must really try and be
more industrious. It is too late to do anything
further to-night,’ said May. ‘Come
on, Alice, it is time to go to bed.’