“We’ve got a lot of work
cut out for us,” said Davy as he and Landy walked
down the drive to the stables. “I want to
talk to Potter, but I don’t want to show too
much interest. I want to get some information
about this Barrow resistance that’s got ’em
all stirred up. How big is this Bar-O ranch anyhow?
How much money does this receiver gent need to have
to get in the clear? How much is owed on the grazing
allotment? And how come that a sheriff’s
posse can’t depose one old man?”
“Old Jim and I were jist talkin’
about this same thing,” said Landy as they paused
at the yard gate.
“Does Mr. Lough know about it?”
exclaimed the astonished midget. “Adine
didn’t want him to know! Who tipped it off
to him?”
Landy chuckled as he fingered the
gate latch. “Old Jim’s been ’round
a right smart time, en he don’t confer with
young women on business matters. He read the
leetle fine print legal ad in the papers en he sent
his handyman, Joe Craig, to Logan, the receiver gent,
en got all the details.”
“Does he want the ranch?” questioned Davy.
“Naw!” scorned Landy.
“Old Jim says hit will be eight years before
the ranchin’ business can git back on hits feet,
en by that time he’ll be moulderin’ dust
en dry bones. Old Jim’s still harpin’
on that funeral business. Now he plans to hold
a big barbecue en send out invitations. Jim’s
got the money all right, but he wants to spend hit
on a big, spread-eagle funeral.”
“Adine should know about this.
It will save her a lot of worry,” said Davy,
and he hastened back to the house. Presently he
rejoined his companion, who was watching a party of
horsemen coming down the lane back of the stables.
“Looks like a retreat,”
was Landy’s comment. “I don’t
see eny scalps a-hangin’ on their spears.”
“How big is this Bar-O affair,
how many acres?” questioned the little man.
“They don’t measure in
acres,” said Landy, still watching the approaching
party. “Old Jim says hit’s about eight
sections, four wide and two deep.”
“How big is this judgment?
How much money would this receiver and grazing master
have to have to get ’em in the clear? What’s
the friction that they can’t get these resisting
parties to see the inevitable?”
“Thar’s Logan en Finch,
with Flinthead en Hickory,” exclaimed Landy,
as the horsemen approached the far gate. “She’s
a water-haul. Old Hulls has stood ’em off
ag’in. Now about yer questions. If
ya would put’ em through the chute, one
at a time, ‘stead of pushin’ ’em
up in droves, I could answer better. On the money
question, I git this from old Jim. He gits hit
from Joe Craig, en he got hit from Logan, so I guess
hit’s right. The original note was three
thousand dollars. They overdrew en added some.
The int’rest en costs runs hit to forty-two
hundred. The grass bill is less’n three
hundred. The whole biz is near forty-five hundred.”
“Why, a little performing elephant
is worth that!” scorned the midget. “The
script of a good vaudeville act would sell for twice
as much. What’s the matter with the local
moneychangers? What’s the whole thing worth
anyhow? Why doesn’t some diplomat wheedle
old Hulls off? And why
“How much is yer little elephant
earnin’ now, eatin’ his head off in winter
quarters?” interrupted Landy dryly. “Whar
would ye show yer vaudeville act with the show places
all closed? Hit’s the same here en all
over.
“Ef I was a young man, I’d
take a fling at this thing,” said Landy soberly.
“She’s wuth about ten times the amount
asked. Alice has a leetle money, not that much
maybe, en she’s purty tight, yit hit might be
done. Old Jim Lough is cautious and reliable,
but he’s set the date of the comeback too far
off. Cattle is gittin’ scarcer every day
and people must eat. I’m too old to mess
in, but a youngster could take over en double his
money in five years. In ten years he’d be
asking ten times the price he’d paid. But
with the banks closed en investors in a financial
stampede, five thousand dollars can’t be picked
outen the sage....”
“Why, Landy! I can have
five thousand dollars here in five days,” interrupted
Davy. “If there was any way to move Hulls
and Maizie out, I would deal with ’em before
they dismounted.” Davy waved his hand in
the direction of the horsemen that had stopped at the
farther corral to inspect the weaned calves.
“Hulls en Maizie woulda been
out long ago if they’d quit snoopin’ around
and let Hulls peddle a few cows to git money to travel
on. I’ve got a musty but reliable tip Hulls
is itchin’ to go. Hit’s too long a
tale to tell without stim’lants, but Archie has
sent fer Hulls en Maizie, wants ’em to
come en he’p him with a roomin’ house down
in Arizony, whar they’re a-buildin’ a
big dam, en things are boomin’. Hulls is
shore plannin’ a git-away. He thinks he
can drive through en take some plunder with him.
He’s traded off his ridin’ hosses fer
harness critters. He’s contracted Ike Steele
fer a light spring wagon. With a little
money in his pocket, Hulls is ready. You buy this
thing, Son! Slip Hulls a hundred en he’s
out en gone.
“Anyhow, let’s listen
to their talk. They’ve finished another
failure en are worried. Sass ’em if ye
want to, en kid ’em out of the hundred if ye
can,” was Landy’s final caution as the
party of horsemen dismounted and loitered to hear
Potter and Landy’s caustic comments before going
to their car, parked outside the gate. Landy introduced
Davy as a newcomer.
“Ye should have had my podner
here with ye this mornin’,” badgered Landy.
“His size en power mighta skeered Hulls en made
him quit.”
Logan laughed as he pictured the midget
in a contest with shaggy Hulls Barrow. “Maybe
we could deal with Hulls,” he said, “if
we could get him away from the woman. If your
young friend has a way with women, could lure Maizie
out of hearing for a few moments, we could sure use
him.”
“Well, I’ve never won
any medals in contests for women’s favors,”
said Davy, “but I’ve found that a bouquet
of flattery sometimes helps. Have you tried the
Rose-Chrysanthemum method?”
“That’s what we were trying
today,” said Logan resignedly, “but instead
of roses and posies it turned out to be brickbats and
cabbages. You see, we left the sheriff at home
and took along the men from here, hoping to get past
the guard line and count up what cattle is left on
the place. But it was no use. The yard fence
was the deadline. Maizie was right at Hull’s
elbow, commanding her one-man army to fire at will.
Not being armed, we fell back to consolidate losses
instead of gains. Have you any suggestions or
plans?” Logan’s reply and question was
directed at Landy. Like others, in their first
contact with midgets, he was giving Davy the status
of a child. He could not credit him with experience
or expect counsel from that source. Landy’s
reply was not comforting.
“Wal, hit does look like a couple
o’ killin’s en the expense of two funerals
’fore ye can git action. Old Matt, the daddy
of ’em, is reported as havin’ a private
graveyard, scattered eround somewhar. Hit might
come in handy in this emergency. In yer gaddin’
around have ye ever seen enything like hit?”
concluded Landy, turning to Davy.
“I never did!” said the
midget emphatically. “It’s got more
entanglements than the time Solly Monheim took the
bankrupt law to escape bankruptcy. That’s
the way Solly explained it after his show went on
the rocks at Lincoln. And anyhow,” he added
to Logan, “why don’t you peddle the thing
to someone else and let them take the grief and do
the slaughtering?”
“There’s no slaughtering,
as you call it, involved,” said Logan with much
dignity. “It’s a lawful proceeding.
If anyone is killed it will be done legally and in
due process of enforcing the law.”
“So you left the law out of
it, left the sheriff at home, and went prowling on
your own. If the old belligerent had cut down
on one of these cow hands this morning, everything
would have been legal and orderly?”
Davy’s sarcasm struck home.
Logan’s face flushed. He realized that he
was talking to an adult, not a child. He resented
the criticism. But for the fact that the little
man was a friend of Landy Spencer he would have made
a harsh reply or ignored him entirely.
“Well, just what is your interest
in the matter?” he questioned. “I
don’t see your name on the list of bank stockholders.
Maybe you are kin to the Barrows, sort of looking
after their interests?”
“No, I am not related to the
Barrows. Never had the pleasure of ever seeing
one of ’em. I don’t know where they
live, couldn’t find the place without a guide.
Wouldn’t know how big it was after I’d
seen it. I’m just an innocent bystander
with big ears and a lot of curiosity. There is
a rumor abroad that the ranch is in the hands of a
receiver, that it’s for sale, that the receiver
is having some trouble about possession. If I
could get just a few facts and find this receiver,
I’d make him a proposition to buy it ‘as
is,’ as the auctioneers sometimes say.”
“You have never seen the ranch?”
questioned the astonished Logan. “You would
bid sight-unseen for a property that you don’t
know where it’s located would accept
a deed without possession? Young man, you need
a guardian.”
“I had one once,” retorted
the midget, “and in the eight months of his
management he turned over quite a lot of money to me,
enough to gamble on, to buy a block of blue sky or
a pig in a poke. Maybe there’s enough to
make a bid on a ranch, a property with a crazy man
on it, armed with a gun and threatening to shoot intruders.
If you are the receiver, I want to make a bid for
the Bar-O ranch, as it is.”
“No bids are solicited,”
said Logan severely. “The judgment is for
forty-two hundred dollars. I bid it in for that,
and must account for that amount. Then there
are expenses and costs being added from time to time
“Now you’ve hit center,”
interrupted the midget. “You’ve pricked
the sore spot. There are costs being added, and
time being frittered, and nothing accomplished.
It might run on this way for months, and you hoping
to have the collection cleaned up and get the bank
opened soon thereafter.
“Now I’m wanting to help,
wanting to get on the payroll. Here’s how.
Between now and next Thursday I’ll pay you four
thousand dollars for a deed to the Bar-O ranch.
You make the consideration the full forty-two hundred
and show, in your report, an expense of two hundred
in getting possession. Then it’s up to
me to get old Shells, or Hulls, or what’s his
name, to move out. It might cost me the two hundred,
it might cost a lot more; that’s my lookout.
Maybe the old guy won’t move at all. But
in any event, I shall not resort to law, won’t
call the sheriff to get killed or get action.
With winter coming on and a woman mixed up in the
case, it would be too bad to set ’em out in the
snow without shelter or money.”
Adine Lough, more deeply interested
in the outcome than any other person present, had
come from the house to join the little party now congregated
in front of Potter’s little office building.
She heard Davy’s final proposition. She
saw tough, seasoned old Landy Spencer furtively reach
down and pat the little man on the back.
“What about the cattle?”
asked Finch, breaking the tension.
“Are any cattle left, and how
many?” Davy countered promptly.
“I don’t know,”
replied Finch sheepishly. “We didn’t
get to count ’em this morning. There’s
probably thirty or forty old cows with unweaned calves
and a bull or two. Then there’s a bunch
of wild, unbranded yearlings, probably twenty
or thirty, over on that pasture by the cliffs.
He’s got no feed, no hay put up, and has probably
been selling off some of the better cows and calves.”
“How much are you set back in
this debacle?” asked the midget, dropping his
bantering tone.
“The Bar-O ranch owes me, not
the government; I have always advanced the money.
Two hundred and eighty dollars. You see,”
Finch hastened to explain, “the government has
an area in there that’s rather inaccessible.
They’ve been holding it for settlement.
It’s more than the Bar-O folks need, but there’s
no one else, unless I bring in sheep men and open
up an old controversy. So, in the years past,
I’ve haggled money out of the Barrows, just
a little at a time, but we’ve kept friendly
until now. Now, it looks like I’m up against
the iron.”
“You’re not so bad off,”
chuckled Davy, “you’ve had a fine lot of
experience. Here’s my proposition on your
case. If the receiver accepts my offer of a deed
without possession, I’ll give you a hundred
dollars. If I get possession in the next two years,
and you allot me the grazing rights to that area,
I’ll pay you the balance. If I don’t
get possession in that time, you can charge off the
balance due. Do I hear any takers?” said
the little man, simulating the call of an auctioneer.
“Well, I’m a taker,”
said Finch resignedly. “It’s a rough
road, but it seems the only way. What’s
your reaction, Logan? Are you a taker?”
“I’m a taker, when there’s
anything to take. How are you to get the money
in here?” he asked of Davy. “Without
a bank, we can’t handle checks or drafts.
How do you plan the payment?”
“Is there a telegraph station
in Adot? No? Well, that’s too bad.
If there was a commercial pay station there, I could
have the money here this afternoon. As it is,
I suppose I would have to have the actual currency
shipped by express to Laramie or Cheyenne. Where
do you do banking?” he asked of Logan.
“I have an account with the
Guaranty at Laramie and with the First National at
Cheyenne. I hope to have our bank here opened
by the holidays.”
“The holidays would be too late.
Hulls might kill somebody, or voluntarily move out
and spoil the trade. Also, I’ll have to
have added money have to open an account
to get funds with which to appease Hulls or to live
on, while I am working at it. I have never been
in Laramie and I nearly got killed in Cheyenne, so
I’ll open an account at Cheyenne. If you
say you’ll trade, I’ll get on the phone
and have the cash or an acceptable draft in Cheyenne
as soon as the mail can get it there.”
“Well, I guess I’ll trade,”
said Logan resignedly. “This Barrow thing
is the last outstanding debt due the bank. I hope
the judge will approve my report of the matter, so
that I can get the bank opened by Christmas.
We will have to go to town and draw up a contract.
Can you go today?”
“Well, I will have to go somewhere
to get on a long distance telephone about sending
the money. Where to and how much. With the
winter weather approaching, I may have to wallow through
snowdrifts to get to Cheyenne, but that’s a
risk incident to the business.”
“We’ll get you over to
Cheyenne,” interrupted Potter, who had shown
deep interest in the conversation, “we’ll
get you over if we have to use a snow plow. Maybe
you’ve got the magic to get this row settled.
At any rate, it’s worth a trial.”
“I have a telephone in my office
at Adot,” said Logan. “I am using
the back room of the bank as an office. I’ve
kept the phone.”
“Is there an extension on it?”
asked Davy eagerly. “Yes? Fine.
When I get this banker on the phone, I want you to
listen in. It’s an education to any man
to hear Ralph Gaynor talk. He’s the boss
of the Dollar Savings Bank in Springfield. It
isn’t a big bank, just a stout one. And
now all the others are looking to him for advice.
Of course he’ll razz me about making a venture
in these hazardous times, but it will be worth your
time to hear him do it.”
“How are we to get back from
Adot?” asked the midget abruptly of Landy.
“I’ll take you over and
bring you back,” interposed Adine Lough.
“I want to hear that man sass you over the phone,
if he can get in a word edgewise, and you on the other
end of the line.”
Davy laughed with the others.
“Well, the parade starts promptly at eleven,
the doors to the Big Show open at one, let’s
git goin’,” said the little man, simulating
a circus announcer.
Adine went to the house for her hat.
Potter maneuvered her roadster out to the driveway,
after checking the gas and oil. Then a flushed
girl, a midget man, and an aging Nestor of other days
drove away on a mission that pleased them all.