The State Bank of Adot had been an
important institution in an unimportant community.
It employed three people and enlarged its chartered
rights to perform many services in the little community.
In the prosperous days following the World War it
added to its surplus and paid fair dividends to scattered
owners of limited shares. Its service was appreciated
by home folks; its prosperity attracted the attention
of Aaron Logan.
Logan, with limited capital and an
alert mind, operated a petty loan business. He
traded for what-have-you. In the early twenties,
he exchanged his chips and whetstones for single shares
of bank stock. Arriving at a favorable status,
he persuaded the bank directors to enlarge the capital
to absorb his petty loan business. In 1924, he
quit the “street” to accept a cushioned
chair in the rear room of the bank. His experience
would add caution and prudence.
For, just now, the cattle business
was slipping; prices were falling below the cost of
production. Home folks were not buying; the rescued
European nations forgot, as usual, their benefactor
and dickered for meager supplies of meats and grains
at other marts. America’s foreign trade
sank to a new low. Her thousands of merchant craft
rocked listlessly and rusted quickly in stagnant waters
while the false prophets of Mammon urged idle capital
to pyramid a luring stock market to a glorious peak
and final crash.
The banks of America were the first
to feel the pinch. Some waited too long waited
to dole out to a frenzied public all available cash
and close the doors too late for solvency. But
not so with the Bank of Adot. Aaron Logan got
his order for receivership before his public went
frantic and while cash was yet available. Under
court order he was proceeding to thaw out the frozen
items of assets, and planned to open the institution
to those who would limit their withdrawals to stated
amounts. He made progress in these endeavors until
he bumped into the stone wall of the Barrow loan.
Really, it wasn’t a giant sum, as such sums
are rated in banking circles, but in the present instance
it represented the difference between opening a bank
or keeping it closed.
Aaron Logan had given the matter of
this Bar-O affair much thought. He had canvassed
every available prospect. In all the community
there wasn’t a person that would give a thin
dime for a property with a defiant oldster thereon,
who would certainly kill or be killed if possession
was to be gained. And a killing was bad advertisement,
a poor prelude to opening a bank.
But in the very hour he planned to
execute this last resort, a rank outsider, an unknown
and uncanvassed source, a little runt of a man with
more confidence and assurance than his size would warrant,
was offering to take over the ranch and assume the
problem. Aaron Logan regarded it as a slender
chance could not believe that one so small
could have earned so much but he would take
the chance. He headed his car up Willow Street
to stop at the bank’s rear door. He waved
Adine to a favorable parking space.
“I will call Mr. Limeledge,
my lawyer, to draw up a contract,” he said as
the party of five were seated in the back room.
“Well, that’s hardly necessary,”
said Davy. “If you jot down a memo that
you will make a deed to David Lannarck to the Bar-O
ranch upon payment, on or before October 18th, 1932,
of four thousand dollars in cash and a probable expenditure
of two hundred dollars in getting possession, and
sign it, I will also sign it and it will be an agreement.
But before we do anything, I want to get on the phone
to see if I can contact Ralph Gaynor. None of
you folks really know me. I want you to listen
in so that we can get acquainted. Here’s
the money for the long distance call,” he added.
“Tell the operator that it’s Ok.”
Aaron Logan didn’t like being
told what to do, especially by a little cocksure midget.
But there was the matter of getting rid of a bad problem.
He complied with Davy’s request.
“This is David Lannarck at phone
fifty. I want to talk to Ralph Gaynor, at phone
Ba two hundred in the Dollar Savings Bank in
Springfield. Yes, that’s the state.
I should have said so, for it’s a grand old
commonwealth. I’ll be right here for an
hour.”
In the lull of waiting, Aaron Logan
wondered wondered how one so small hoped
to depose one so fierce and stubborn. He would
find out. “Do you think you can get Hulls
and Maizie out of there by Thanksgiving?” he
inquired politely.
“It doesn’t really matter,”
said David languidly. “But I must try to
get acquainted with ’em; make friends with ’em
if I can.”
“Why do you hope to persuade
’em to get off?” exclaimed the astonished
receiver. “I’ve seen ’em.
They’re impossible.”
“Maybe you didn’t see
’em at their best,” replied the midget
quietly. “I’ve never seen either
of them, but I’ve had several descriptions from
others and this Maizie shows possibilities.”
“Possibilities for what?”
snorted Logan. “That woman is a she-devil
that would commit murder to gain her ends. She
wouldn’t listen to a governor granting her a
reprieve. And anyhow, what are her possibilities?”
“I understand, from descriptions,
that she is of the gypsy type dark, languid,
glamorous. If she’s all that, I can place
her.” Davy’s reply was slow and indifferent.
Now he brightened up to add: “Say, when
I get on the phone, shall I tell him to send me a
draft on a Denver bank or shall I tell him to ship
the cold cash by express, or wire it to Cheyenne by
Western Union?”
“Cold cash is never out of place
in paying a bill, but if you have a draft sent to
the First National in Cheyenne, we can go there and
make the transfer. I need to go to Cheyenne anyhow.”
“And I need some added cash,”
said Davy Lannarck. “I’ll have ’em
make the draft for five thousand. The First National
can split it as we direct.”
Davy made much of jotting down notes;
Landy Spencer sat quietly, his face immobile; Adine
Lough went to the window ostensibly to dab on make-up,
but really to suppress smiles and stifle laughter.
A man of importance a bank receiver, an
arm of the court was being kidded and he
didn’t know it.
In the drive across country from the
B-line ranch, the three in the roadster planned and
outlined their conduct at this proposed conference
at the bank. Landy related fully the incident
as to why he knew that Hulls Barrow and Maizie planned
a quick getaway. Landy had contacted Ike Steele
only a day or two ago and Ike’s story of the
wagon trade unfolded the plot. Stripped of inconsequential
details, Ike’s story follows:
Ugly Collins, a former resident, was
back on important business. Ugly had left the
country a decade ago, following his acquittal for petty
thieving. In his driftings about, he landed in
Las Vegas. There he contacted another former
resident in the person of Archie Barrow. Archie
was in the money. He was sole proprietor of a
big rooming house in a community that was being congested
with trainloads of steel, cement, derricks, and cluttered
with humanity who had come to build, and were building,
a great dam in the nearby Colorado River. Archie
needed help to carry on a business that had increased
a hundredfold. He recalled his brother Hulls,
who might be useful, but he particularly recalled
the executive capacities of Maizie. She was badly
needed to prod the Mexican women in their labors of
making beds and sweeping rooms that were occupied
twice daily.
But Archie knew it would be useless
to write to a brother that never went to the post
office and was remote from rural deliveries. He
was happy to contact Ugly Collins. And just now,
Ugly had two objectives: one, to get away from
a place where work was paramount; the other, to get
back to Adot and look after a possible inheritance.
He understood that his mother had died, leaving the
little homestead that surely should have sold for
more than mere funeral expenses.
A deal was quickly made. Archie
would pay train fare and Ugly would contact Hulls
and Maizie; would move the bankrupts out of trouble
and poverty to an Eldorado of prosperity. For
once in his varied and useless career Ugly performed
a successful mission. Hulls and Maizie readily
agreed to the plan. They would drive through taking
with them needed and useful plunder. Having seen
Maizie, Ugly decided he would travel back with them.
All details for the trip were now completed, except
that a little more expense money was badly needed.
Landy cautioned Ike Steele not to
disclose the proposed move to anyone else. Vaguely,
Landy entertained the hope that someone just
who, he had not planned would buy the Bar-O.
Acting on a hunch, he “touched” his sister
Alice for a hundred. On the drive-in, Adine stopped
the car while Davy invoiced his available cash at sixty-five
dollars. These conspirators now planned that immediately
after a contract was signed, Landy would search out
Ike Steele, give him the hundred dollars, to be given
to Ugly Collins when the party was loaded and on their
way. Ike would be paid a personal ten, if he got
it done.
And these conspirators made other
plans. Knowing that in the interval of getting
phone connections they would be beset with furtive
questions from a curious executive. What was he
going to do with the ranch? how did he plan to get
the resisters off? and other pertinent questions,
they planned for evasive answers.
“Leave that to me,” said
Mr. Lannarck. “I think I can parry every
thrust, can lead him through a mystic maze of information
that will pile up a lot of useless knowledge.”
And the little man was getting along very well with
his assignment, as Adine polished her nose at the
window and Landy Spencer sat quietly, seeming uninterested
in mere worldly affairs.
“You were speaking of employment
awhile ago,” said the persistent Logan.
“You spoke of ‘placing’ Maizie.
Do you conduct that kind of an agency?”
“No,” said Davy, still
busy with his notes. “In Maizie’s
case, I would have to buy out the business, plan the
details of her dress and appearance, and ‘plant’
her as a ’front’ a ’come-on’ for
the suckers’ money.”
The bewildered receiver had let the
craft of conversation drift into strange waters.
Was he dealing with a moron or a maniac? Except
that this was the only bid he had ever had the
only prospect in sight for a deal that
would open a bank, he would take the phone, cancel
the call and dismiss the conference. In desperation
he would make another try.
“Well, I don’t know what
you are talking about, but I do know this Maizie woman.
If these places you speak of call for a stubborn hellion,
then you’ve got the right party. But I would
like to know just where she could be made into a useful
thing?”
“I wasn’t thinking of
her temperament,” said Davy as he folded up his
memorandum. “She’s described as the
gypsy type. Such a type is valuable when properly
placed. Were you ever at Coney Island?”
he asked abruptly. “No? Well, it’s
a resort, a playground, down New York way. Henry
Hudson landed here, and many another Dutchman has been
‘landed’ and made regrettable discoveries
right on this same spot. It has a bathing beach
where the gals show what they’ve got and fat
men flounder and cavort far beyond their capacities.
Up from the beach is the midway proper a
carnival or street fair, with bandstands and dance
platforms, peep shows, free shows, and legits.
At the proper season these places are alive with spenders.
They bring in carloads of money and take away nothing
more tangible than experience. Why, Mister Logan,
a man of your talents could spend profitable days at
Coney Island in the study of financial circulation,
could write a book, entitled ’The Slippery Dollar;
Its Origin, Its Travels, Its Destination’!
Some of these dollars have origin in work and sweat
and some stem from blood and tears, but all
“And just where in this mess
would this Maizie woman belong?” interrupted
Logan desperately. “Your recital is interesting,
but it doesn’t get to the point. Where
and why would you place her?”
“Why, I’d place her as
a ‘front’ down at the fortune-teller’s
booth,” replied Davy quickly. “I’d
either buy out or buy in with
Tony Garci, who has a concession, and plant Maizie
right at the tent-flap as a ‘come-on.’
Her name would have to be Madame Tousan, or Princess
Caraza, or some such, and she would have to dress the
part. Black and red, maybe, with plastered hair
and a coppery skin. A quart of rings and bracelets
on each hand and arm, horseshoe earrings, and a big
ostrich fan. Never a word of English, mind you!
She’d just wave the fan to the entrance and
inner glories where Tulu Garrat, Tony’s wife,
would read palms, or the crystal ball, and take the
money.”
Davy, too, was getting a bit anxious.
He was running out of details. He glanced at
the phone, hoping for relief. None came.
He rambled on.
“If I ran this fortune-telling
dump, I’d lift it out of the ten-twent’-thirt’
class, to an even smacker maybe two.
I’d give ’em a written reading with ‘a
hunch’ in it. They all play hunches down
there. Hoss racing, stock market, numbers rackets,
and such. They’d play my hunches.
If they win, I’d have wide advertisement; if
they lose, nothing said.
“Off hand, I’d say the
racket was good for a ‘grand’ a week.
Maizie would get fifty, Tony and his wife a hundred
smackers, another fifty for the concession. In
ten weeks, I could pay for the Bar-O and have ”
The telephone rang. “If that’s for
me,” said the little man to Aaron Logan, “get
on that extension and listen to the story of a misspent
life, for I’ll try to get him to tell it.”
As the conversation was both spoken
and heard, both are here given.
“Hello, hello. Yes, this
is David Lannarck. Hello, Ralph. This is
your midget friend Davy. I’m in Adot yes,
that’s what I said what they all
say.... A dot on what? It’s out of
Cheyenne a good ways out. But I want
to do business as of Cheyenne. I want you to send
a Denver draft to The First National Bank at Cheyenne
for five thousand dollars, to arrive there before
the eighteenth of October.”
The phone was working splendidly;
even those without an earpiece could hear the over-production.
“This is a fine time to separate
a bank from assets. What are you buying?
Blue sky or a phony gold mine?”
“Neither one,” said Davy
promptly. “It’s a ranch with
an old man on it with a gun, defying all
comers.”
“Why, I thought the old cattle
wars were all over,” came the reply. “I
suppose, on account of your size, you hope to slip
through the guard line.”
“Naw,” replied Davy, “it
really doesn’t matter whether the old man gets
off or stays on. It’s ten sections.
If things brighten up a bit, it looks worth the money.”
“Ten sections?” came the
astonished inquiry. “How will you ever see
it all you with short legs?”
“Why, I’ve got a hoss,”
said Davy proudly, “I’ve got the finest
hoss west of the Big River. He can do tricks
too. By spring I can have him doing stunts that
will make Bill Reviere’s act look like a practice
stunt.”
“Well, God help poor sailors
on a night like this, and midgets too. But at
that, I think you are in the right groove. Things
will loosen up; they’ve got to. Have your
title examined carefully. See that your grantor
is responsible.”
“I’m buying it from a
bank receiver. It’s a part of the frozen
assets,” interrupted Davy. “The bank
is to reopen when this is settled.”
“Now let me get this right.
You want a Denver draft, sent to you, care of the
First National Bank in Cheyenne, Wyoming, for five
thousand dollars.” The words were slowly
said as if a memorandum was being made. “All
right. The item will go out this evening.
Good luck and a prosperous investment.”
“Hold on, Ralph, just a minute.
I’m in that bank that’s to reopen.
The phone here has an extension. The fellow with
whom I am dealing is on that extension. No one
out here knows me I need an introduction.
Will you briefly tell ’em who I am?”
“Well, that’s bad,”
came a laughing reply. “It might ruin everything.
But here goes. Mister Receiver, David Lannarck,
with whom I am talking, is a midget nearly
forty inches tall and about thirty years of age.
He was born here, inherited a comfortable estate that
we manage collect his rents, pay his taxes
and repair bills. We also pay his generous church
contributions and charity donations. He has never
drawn a cent from the accumulations. For the last
decade I have seen little of him. He travels
extensively in vaudeville, with circuses.
He comes back about once a year to deposit his earnings.
These we keep separately because that’s the
way he wants it. He writes no checks. Simply
tells us what to do, and we do it. Only once before
this has he called on us. That was a train wreck
and an injury that interrupted his routine. He
phoned for us to pay bills and we paid ’em, as
we are paying this one.
“He’s affable, charitable
to those he likes, talks the jargon of the circus
people, and is, with all, a truthful, likeable chap.
Is there anything else, Mister Receiver?”
“Thank you, Ralph, and good-by,”
said Davy as he hung up.
Hastily Aaron Logan prepared a memo
stating the terms of the sale. Adine Lough made
a copy. Both were signed by both interested parties,
then Davy paid Finch fifty dollars on his contract
and the meeting adjourned. Davy and Adine went
to Jode’s restaurant for a bite to eat.
Landy went in search of Ike Steele to post a deposit
for a quick getaway and, strange as it may seem, Aaron
Logan sought the same person and with a similar purpose.