The hackneyed joke about biographers
adding a new terror to death holds still as good as
ever. But biography can sometimes make a good
case against her persecutors; and one of the instances
which she would certainly adduce would be the instance
of Sydney Smith. I more than suspect that his
actual works are less and less read as time goes on,
and that the brilliant virulence of Peter Plymley,
the even greater brilliance, not marred by virulence
at all, of the Letters to Archdeacon Singleton,
the inimitable quips of his articles in the Edinburgh
Review, are familiar, if they are familiar at all,
only to the professed readers of the literature of
the past, and perhaps to some intelligent newspaper
men who find Sydney to be what Fuseli pronounced
Blake, “d d good to steal
from.” But the Life which Lady Holland,
with her mother’s and Mrs. Austin’s aid,
produced more than thirty years ago has had a different
fate; and a fresh lease of popularity seems to have
been secured by another Life, published by
Mr. Stuart Reid in 1883. This was partly abridged
from the first, and partly supplied with fresh matter
by a new sifting of the documents which Lady Holland
had used. Nor do the authors of these works, however
great must be our gratitude to them, take to themselves
any such share of the credit as is due to Boswell
in the case of Johnson, to Lockhart in the case of
Scott, to Carlyle in the case of Sterling. Neither
can lay claim to the highest literary merit of writing
or arrangement; and the latter of the two contains
digressions, not interesting to all readers, about
the nobility of Sydney’s cause. It is because
both books let their subject reveal himself by familiar
letters, scraps of journal, or conversation, and because
the revelation of self is so full and so delightful,
that Sydney Smith’s immortality, now that the
generation which actually heard him talk has all but
disappeared, is still secured without the slightest
fear of disturbance or decay. With a few exceptions
(the Mrs. Partington business, the apologue of the
dinners at the synod of Dort, “Noodle’s
Oration,” and one or two more), the things by
which Sydney is known to the general, all come, not
from his works, but from his Life or Lives.
No one with any sense of fun can read the Works without
being delighted; but in the Life and the letters the
same qualities of wit appear, with other qualities
which in the Works hardly appear at all. A person
absolutely ignorant of anything but the Works might
possibly dismiss Sydney Smith as a brilliant but bitter
and not too consistent partisan, who fought desperately
against abuses when his party was out, and discovered
that they were not abuses at all when his party was
in. A reader of his Life and of his private utterances
knows him better, likes him better, and certainly does
not admire him less.
He was born in 1771, the son of an
eccentric and apparently rather provoking person,
who for no assigned reason left his wife at the church
door in order to wander about the world, and who maintained
his vagabond principles so well that, as his granddaughter
ruefully records, he bought, spent money on, and sold
at a loss, no less than nineteen different houses
in England and Wales. Sydney was also the second
of four clever brothers, the eldest and cleverest
being the somewhat famous “Bobus,” who
co-operated in the Microcosm with Canning and
Frere, survived his better known brother but a fortnight,
founded a family, and has left one of those odd reputations
of immense talent not justified by any producible
work, to which our English life of public schools,
universities, and Parliament gives peculiar facilities.
Bobus and Cecil the third brother were sent to Eton:
Sydney and Courtenay, the fourth, to Winchester, after
a childhood spent in precocious reading and arguing
among themselves. From Winchester Sydney (of whose
school-days some trifling but only trifling anecdotes
are recorded,) proceeded in regular course to New
College, Oxford, and being elected of right to a Fellowship,
then worth about a hundred pounds a year, was left
by his father to “do for himself” on that
not extensive revenue. He did for himself at
Oxford during the space of nine years; and it is supposed
that his straitened circumstances had something to
do with his dislike for universities, which however
was a kind of point of conscience among his Whig friends.
It is at least singular that this residence of nearly
a decade has left hardly a single story or recorded
incident of any kind; and that though three generations
of undergraduates passed through Oxford in his time,
no one of them seems in later years to have had anything
to say of not the least famous and one of the most
sociable of Englishmen. At that time, it is true,
and for long afterwards, the men of New College kept
more to themselves than the men of any other college
in Oxford; but still it is odd. Another little
mystery is, Why did Sydney take orders? Although
there is not the slightest reason to question his
being, according to his own standard, a very sincere
and sufficient divine, it obviously was not quite
the profession for him. He is said to have wished
for the Bar, but to have deferred to his father’s
wishes for the Church. That Sydney was an affectionate
and dutiful son nobody need doubt: he was always
affectionate, and in his own way dutiful. But
he is about the last man one can think of as likely
to undertake an uncongenial profession out of high-flown
dutifulness to a father who had long left him to his
own resources, and who had neither influence nor prospects
in the Church to offer him. The Fellowship would
have kept him, as it had kept him already, till briefs
came. However, he did take orders; and the later
Life gives more particulars than the first
as to the incumbency which indirectly determined his
career. It was the curacy of Netheravon on Salisbury
Plain; and its almost complete seclusion was tempered
by a kindly squire, Mr. Hicks-Beach, great-grandfather
of the present Sir Michael Hicks-Beach. Mr. Hicks-Beach
offered Sydney the post of tutor to his eldest son;
Sydney accepted it, started for Germany with his pupil,
but (as he picturesquely though rather vaguely expresses
it) “put into Edinburgh under stress of war”
and stayed there for five years.
The sojourn at Edinburgh began in
June 1798: it ended in August 1803. It will
thus be seen that Sydney was by no means a very young
man even when he began reviewing, the year before
leaving the Scotch capital. Indeed the aimless
prolongation of his stay at Oxford, which brought him
neither friends, money, nor professional experience
of any kind, threw him considerably behindhand all
his life; and this delay, much more than Tory persecution
or Whig indifference, was the cause of the comparative
slowness with which he made his way. His time
at Edinburgh was, however, usefully spent even before
that invention of the Review, over which there
is an amicable and unimportant dispute between himself
and Jeffrey. His tutorship was so successful
that Mr. Hicks-Beach rewarded it with a cheque for
a thousand pounds: he did duty in the Episcopal
churches of Edinburgh: he made friends with all
the Whigs and many of the Tories of the place:
he laughed unceasingly at Scotchmen and liked them
very much. Also, about the middle of his stay,
he got married, but not to a Scotch girl. His
wife was Miss Catherine Pybus, of Cheam, and the marriage
was as harebrained a one, from the point of view of
settlements, as Jeffrey’s own. Sydney’s
settlement on his wife is well known: it consisted
of “six small silver teaspoons much worn,”
with which worldly goods he did her literally endow
by throwing them into her lap. It would appear
that there never was a happier marriage; but it certainly
seemed for some years as if there might have been many
more prosperous in point of money. When Sydney
moved to London he had no very definite prospect of
any income whatever; and had not Mrs. Smith sold her
mother’s jewels (which came to her just at the
time), they would apparently have had some difficulty
in furnishing their house in Doughty Street.
But Horner, their friend (the “parish bull”
of Scott’s irreverent comparison), had gone
to London before them, and impressed himself, apparently
by sheer gravity, on the political world as a good
young man. Introduced by him, Sydney Smith soon
became one of the circle at Holland House. It
is indeed not easy to live on invitations and your
mother-in-law’s pearls; but Sydney reviewed vigorously,
preached occasionally, before very long received a
regular appointment at the Foundling Hospital, and
made some money by lecturing very agreeably at the
Royal Institution on Moral Philosophy a
subject of which he honestly admits that he knew,
in the technical sense, nothing. But his hearers
did not want technical ethics, and in Sydney Smith
they had a moral philosopher of the practical kind
who could hardly be excelled either in sense or in
wit. One little incident of this time, however,
throws some light on the complaints which have been
made about the delay of his promotion. He applied
to a London rector to license him to a vacant chapel,
which had not hitherto been used for the services of
the Church. The immediate answer has not been
preserved; but from what followed it clearly was a
civil and rather evasive but perfectly intelligible
request to be excused. The man was of course quite
within his right, and a dozen good reasons can be
guessed for his conduct. He may really have objected,
as he seems to have said he did, to take a step which
his predecessors had refused to take, and which might
inconvenience his successors. But Sydney would
not take the refusal, and wrote another very logical,
but extremely injudicious, letter pressing his request
with much elaboration, and begging the worthy Doctor
of Divinity to observe that he, the Doctor, was guilty
of inconsistency and other faults. Naturally
this put the Doctor’s back up, and he now replied
with a flat and very high and mighty refusal.
We know from another instance that Sydney was indisposed
to take “No” for an answer. However
he obtained, besides his place at the Foundling, preacherships
in two proprietary chapels, and seems to have had both
business and pleasure enough on his hands during his
London sojourn, which was about the same length as
his Edinburgh one. It was, however, much more
profitable, for in three years the ministry of “All
the Talents” came in, the Holland House interest
was exerted, and the Chancellor’s living of
Foston, near York, valued at five hundred pounds a
year, was given to Sydney. He paid for it, after
a fashion which in a less zealous and convinced Whig
might seem a little dubious, by the famous lampoons
of the Plymley Letters, advocating the claims
of Catholic emancipation, and extolling Fox and Grenville
at the expense of Perceval and Canning. Very
edifying is it to find Sydney Smith objecting to this
latter that he is a “diner out,” a “maker
of jokes and parodies,” a trifler on important
subjects in fact each and all of the things
which the Rev. Sydney Smith himself was, in a perfection
only equalled by the object of his righteous wrath.
But of Peter more presently.
Even his admiring biographers have
noticed, with something of a chuckle, the revenge
which Perceval, who was the chief object of Plymley’s
sarcasm, took, without in the least knowing it, on
his lampooner. Had it not been for the Clergy
Residence Bill, which that very respectable, if not
very brilliant, statesman passed in 1808, and which
put an end to perhaps the most flagrant of all then
existing abuses, Sydney, the enemy of abuses, would
no doubt have continued with a perfectly clear conscience
to draw the revenues of Foston, and while serving it
by a curate, to preach, lecture, dine out, and rebuke
Canning for making jokes, in London. As it was
he had to make up his mind, though he obtained a respite
from the Archbishop, to resign (which in the recurring
frost of Whig hopes was not to be thought of), to exchange,
which he found impossible, or to bury himself in Yorkshire.
This was a real hardship upon him, because Foston,
as it was, was uninhabitable, and had had no resident
clergyman since the seventeenth century. But
whatever bad things could be said of Sydney (and I
really do not know what they are, except that the
combination of a sharp wit, a ready pen, and strong
political prejudices sometimes made him abuse his talents),
no one could say that he ever shirked either a difficulty
or a duty. When his first three years’
leave expired, he went down in 1809 with his family
to York, and established himself at Heslington, a village
near the city and not far from his parish. And
when a second term of dispensation from actual residence
was over, he set to work and built the snuggest if
the ugliest parsonage in England, with farm-buildings
and all complete, at the cost of some four thousand
pounds. Of the details of that building his own
inimitable account exists, and is or ought to be well
known. The brick-pit and kiln on the property,
which were going to save fortunes and resulted in
nothing but the production of exactly a hundred and
fifty thousand unusable bricks: the four oxen,
Tug, Lug, Haul and Crawl, who were to be the instruments
of another economy and proved to be, at least in Sydneian
language, equal to nothing but the consumption of
“buckets of sal volatile:”
the entry of the distracted mother of the household
on her new domains with a baby clutched in her arms
and one shoe left in the circumambient mud: the
great folks of the neighbourhood (Lord and Lady Carlisle)
coming to call graciously on the strangers, and being
whelmed, coach and four, outriders and all, in a ploughed
field of despond: the “universal scratcher”
in the meadows, inclined so as to let the brute creation
of all heights enjoy that luxury: Bunch the butler,
a female child of tender years but stout proportions:
Annie Kay the factotum: the “Immortal,”
a chariot which was picked up at York in the last stage
of decay, and carried the family for many years half
over England all these things and persons
are told in divers delightful scraps of autobiography
and in innumerable letters, after a fashion impossible
to better and at a length too long to quote.
Sydney Smith was for more than twenty
years rector of Foston, and for fully fifteen actually
resided there. During this time he made the acquaintance
of Lord and Lady Grey, next to Lord and Lady Holland
his most constant friends, visited a little, entertained
in his own unostentatious but hearty fashion a great
deal, wrote many articles for the Edinburgh Review,
found himself in a minority of one or two among the
clergy of Yorkshire on the subject of Emancipation
and similar matters, but was on the most friendly
terms possible with his diocesan, Archbishop Vernon
Harcourt. Nor was he even without further preferment,
for he held for some years (on the then not discredited
understanding of resignation when one of the Howards
was ready for it) the neighbouring and valuable living
of Londesborough. Then the death of an aunt put
an end to his monetary anxieties, which for years
had been considerable, by the legacy of a small but
sufficient fortune. And at last, when he was
approaching sixty, the good things of the Church, which
he never affected to despise, came in earnest.
The Tory Chancellor Lyndhurst gave him a stall at
Bristol, which carried with it a small Devonshire living,
and soon afterwards he was able to exchange Foston
(which he had greatly improved), for Combe Florey
near Taunton. When his friend Lord Grey became
Prime Minister, the stall at Bristol was exchanged
for a much more valuable one at St. Paul’s;
Halberton, the Devonshire vicarage, and Combe Florey
still remaining his. These made up an ecclesiastical
revenue not far short of three thousand a year, which
Sydney enjoyed for the last fifteen years of his life.
He never got anything more, and it is certain that
for a time he was very sore at not being made a bishop,
or at least offered a bishopric. Lord Holland
had rather rashly explained the whole difficulty years
before, by reporting a conversation of his with Lord
Grenville, in which they had hoped that when the Whigs
came into power they would be more grateful to Sydney
than the Tories had been to Swift. Sydney’s
acuteness must have made him wince at the omen.
For my part I do not see why either Harley or Grey
should have hesitated, as far as any scruples of their
own went. But I think any fair-minded person
must admit the possibility of a scruple, though he
may not share it, about the effect of seeing either
the Tale of a Tub or Peter Plymley’s
Letters, with “By the Right Rev. the Lord
Bishop of ” on the title-page.
The people who would have been shocked might in each
case have been fools: there is nothing that I
at least can see, in either book, inconsistent with
sound religion and churchmanship. But they would
have been honest fools, and of such a Prime Minister
has to take heed. So Amen Corner (or rather,
for he did not live there, certain streets near Grosvenor
Square) in London, and Combe Florey in the country,
were Sydney Smith’s abodes till his death.
In the former he gave his breakfasts and dinners in
the season, being further enabled to do so by his
share (some thirty thousand pounds) of his brother
Courtenay’s Indian fortune. The latter,
after rebuilding it, for he had either
a fate or a passion for bricks and mortar, he
made on a small scale one of the most beautiful and
hospitable houses in the West of England.
To Combe Florey, as to Foston, a sheaf
of fantastic legends attaches itself; indeed, as Lady
Holland was not very fond of dates, it is sometimes
not clear to which of the two residences some of them
apply. At both Sydney had a huge store-room,
or rather grocer’s and chemist’s shop,
from which he supplied the wants, not merely of his
household, but of half the neighbourhood. It
appears to have been at Combe Florey (for though no
longer poor he still had a frugal mind), that he hit
upon the device of “putting the cheapest soaps
in the dearest papers,” confident of the result
upon the female temper. It was certainly there
that he fitted up two favourite donkeys with a kind
of holiday-dress of antlers, to meet the objection
of one of his lady-visitors that he had no deer; and
converted certain large bay-trees in boxes into the
semblance of an orangery, by fastening some dozens
of fine fruit to the branches. I like to think
of the mixed astonishment and disgust of a great Russian,
and a not very small Frenchman, both not long deceased,
M. Tourguenieff and M. Paul de Saint-Victor, if they
had heard of these pleasing tomfooleries. But
tomfoolery, though, when properly and not inordinately
indulged, one of the best things in life, must, like
the other good things of life, come to an end.
After an illness of some months Sydney Smith died at
his house in Green Street, of heart disease, on 22nd
February 1845, in the seventy-fourth year of his age.
The memorials and evidences of his
peculiar if not unique genius consist of three different
kinds; reported or remembered conversations and jokes,
letters, and formal literary work. He was once
most famous as a talker; but conversation is necessarily
the most perishable of all things, and its recorded
fragments bear keeping less than any other relics.
Some of the verbal jests assigned to him (notably the
famous one about the tortoise, which, after being
long known by the initiated not to be his, has at
last been formally claimed by its rightful owner),
are certainly or probably borrowed or falsely attributed,
as rich conversationalists always borrow or receive.
And always the things have something of the mangled
air which sayings detached from their context can
hardly escape. It is otherwise with the letters.
The best letters are always most like the actual conversation
of their writers, and probably no one ever wrote more
as he talked than Sydney Smith. The specially
literary qualities of his writing for print are here
too in great measure; and on the whole, though of
course the importance of subject is nearly always
less, and the interest of sustained work is wholly
absent, nowhere can the entire Sydney be better seen.
Of the three satirists of modern times with whom he
may not unfairly claim to rank Pascal,
Swift, and Voltaire he is most like Voltaire
in his faculty of presenting a good thing with a preface
which does not in the least prepare you for it, and
then leaving it without the slightest attempt to go
back on it, and elaborate it, and make sure that his
hearer has duly appreciated it and laughed at it.
And of the two, though the palm of concentration must
be given to Voltaire, the palm of absolute simplicity
must be given to Sydney. Hardly any of his letters
are without these unforced flashes of wit, from almost
his first epistle to Jeffrey (where, after rallying
that great little man on being the “only male
despondent he has met,” he adds the postscript,
“I beg to except the Tuxford waiter, who desponds
exactly as you do”) to his very last to Miss
Harcourt, in which he mildly dismisses one of his brethren
as “anything but a polished corner of
the Temple.” There is the “usual
establishment for an eldest landed baby:”
the proposition, advanced in the grave and chaste
manner, that “the information of very plain women
is so inconsiderable, that I agree with you in setting
no store by it:” the plaintive expostulation
with Lady Holland (who had asked him to dinner on
the ninth of the month, after previously asking him
to stay from the fifth to the twelfth), “it
is like giving a gentleman an assignation for Wednesday
when you are going to marry him on the previous Sunday an
attempt to combine the stimulus of gallantry with
the security of connubial relations:” the
simple and touching information that “Lord Tankerville
has sent me a whole buck. This necessarily takes
up a good deal of my time;” that “geranium-fed
bacon is of a beautiful colour, but it takes so many
plants to fatten one pig that such a system can never
answer;” that “it is a mistake to think
that Dr. Bond could be influenced by partridges.
He is a man of very independent mind, with whom pheasants
at least, or perhaps even turkeys, are necessary;”
and scores more with references to which I find the
fly-leaves of my copy of the letters covered.
If any one wants to see how much solid there is with
all this froth, let him turn to the passages showing
the unconquerable manliness, fairness, and good sense
with which Sydney treated the unhappy subject of Queen
Caroline, out of which his friends were so ready to
make political capital; or to the admirable epistle
in which he takes seriously, and blunts once for all,
the points of certain foolish witticisms as to the
readiness with which he, a man about town, had taken
to catechisms and cabbages in an almost uninhabited
part of the despised country. In conversation
he would seem sometimes to have a little, a very little,
“forced the note.” The Quaker baby,
and the lady “with whom you might give an assembly
or populate a parish,” are instances in point.
But he never does this in his letters. I take
particular pleasure in the following passage written
to Miss Georgiana Harcourt within two years of his
death: “What a charming existence!
To live in the midst of holy people; to know that nothing
profane can approach you; to be certain that a Dissenter
can no more be found in the Palace than a snake can
exist in Ireland, or ripe fruit in Scotland!
To have your society strong, and undiluted by the laity;
to bid adieu to human learning; to feast on the Canons
and revel in the Thirty-Nine Articles! Happy
Georgiana!” Now if Sydney had been what some
foolish people think him, merely a scoffer, there would
be no fun in this; it would be as impertinent and
in as bad taste as the stale jokes of the eighteenth
century about Christianity. But he was much else.
Of course, however, no rational man
will contend that in estimating Sydney Smith’s
place in the general memory, his deliberate literary
work, or at least that portion of it which he chose
to present on reflection, acknowledged and endorsed,
can be overlooked. His Life contains (what
is infinitely desirable in all such Lives and by no
means always or often furnished) a complete list of
his contributions to the Edinburgh Review,
and his works contain most of them. To these have
to be added the pamphlets, of which the chief and
incomparably the best are, at intervals of thirty
years, Peter Plymley and the Letters to
Archdeacon Singleton, together with sermons, speeches,
and other miscellaneous matter. The whole, except
the things which he did not himself care to reprint,
can be obtained now in one volume; but the print is
not to be recommended to aged or weakly sight.
Sydney Smith had no false modesty,
and in not a few letters to Jeffrey he speaks of his
own contributions to the Edinburgh with the
greatest freedom, combating and quite refusing to
accept his editor’s suggestion as to their flippancy
and fantasticality, professing with much frankness
that this is the way he can write and no other, and
more than once telling Jeffrey that whatever they
may think in solemn Scotland, his, Sydney’s,
articles are a great deal more read in England and
elsewhere than any others. Although there are
maxims to the contrary effect, the judgment of a clever
man, not very young and tolerably familiar with the
world, on his own work, is very seldom far wrong.
I should say myself that, putting aside the historic
estimate, Sydney Smith’s articles are by far
the most interesting nowadays of those contributed
by any one before the days of Macaulay, who began
just as Sydney ceased to write anonymously in 1827,
on his Bristol appointment. They are also by far
the most distinct and original. Jeffrey, Brougham,
and the rest wrote, for the most part, very much after
the fashion of the ancients: if a very few changes
were made for date, passages of Jeffrey’s criticism
might almost be passages of Dryden, certainly passages
of the better critics of the eighteenth century, as
far as manner goes. There is nobody at all like
Sydney Smith before him in England, for Swift’s
style is wholly different. To begin with, Sydney
had a strong prejudice in favour of writing very short
articles, and a horror of reading long ones the
latter being perhaps less peculiar to himself than
the former. Then he never made the slightest
pretence at systematic or dogmatic criticism of anything
whatever. In literature proper he seems indeed
to have had no particular principles, and I cannot
say that he had very good taste. He commits the
almost unpardonable sin of not merely blaspheming
Madame de Sevigne, but preferring to her that second-rate
leader-writer in petticoats, Madame de Stael.
On the other hand, if he had no literary principles,
he had (except in rare cases where politics came in,
and not often then) few literary prejudices, and his
happily incorrigible good sense and good humour were
proof against the frequent bias of his associates.
Though he could not have been very sensible, from
what he himself says, of their highest qualities, he
championed Scott’s novels incessantly against
the Whigs and prigs of Holland House. He gives
a most well-timed warning to Jeffrey that the constant
running-down of Wordsworth had very much the look of
persecution, though with his usual frankness he avows
that he has not read the particular article in question,
because the subject is “quite uninteresting to
him.” I think he would, if driven hard,
have admitted with equal frankness that poetry, merely
as poetry, was generally uninteresting. Still
he had so many interests of various kinds, that few
books failed to appeal to one or the other, and he,
in his turn, has seldom failed to give a lively if
not a very exact or critical account of his subject.
But it is in his way of giving this account that the
peculiarity, glanced at above as making a parallel
between him and Voltaire, appears. It is, I have
said, almost original, and what is more, endless as
has been the periodical writing of the last eighty
years, and sedulously as later writers have imitated
earlier, I do not know that it has ever been successfully
copied. It consists in giving rapid and apparently
business-like summaries, packed, with apparent negligence
and real art, full of the flashes of wit so often
noticed and to be noticed. Such are, in the article
on “The Island of Ceylon,” the honey-bird
“into whose body the soul of a common informer
seems to have migrated,” and “the chaplain
of the garrison, all in black, the Rev. Mr. Somebody
or other whose name we have forgotten,” the
discovery of whose body in a serpent his ruthless
clerical brother pronounces to be “the best history
of the kind he remembers.” Very likely
there may be people who can read this, even the “all
in black,” without laughing, and among them I
should suppose must be the somebody or other, whose
name we too have forgotten, who is said to have imagined
that he had more than parried Sydney’s unforgiven
jest about the joke and the surgical operation, by
retorting, “Yes! an English joke.”
I have always wept to think that Sydney did not live
to hear this retort. The classical places for
this kind of summary work are the article just named
on Ceylon, and that on Waterton. But the most
inimitable single example, if it is not too shocking
to this very proper age, is the argument of Mat Lewis’s
tragedy: “Ottilia becomes quite furious
from the conviction that Caesario has been sleeping
with a second lady called Estella; whereas he has really
been sleeping with a third lady called Amelrosa.”
Among the most important of these
essays are the two famous ones on Methodism and on
Indian missions, which gave far more offence to the
religious public of evangelical persuasion than all
Sydney’s jokes on bishops, or his arguments
for Catholic emancipation, and which (owing to the
strong influence which then, as now, Nonconformists
possessed in the counsels of the Liberal party) probably
had as much to do as anything else with the reluctance
of the Whig leaders, when they came into power, to
give their friend the highest ecclesiastical preferment.
These subjects are rather difficult to treat in a
general literary essay, and it may perhaps be admitted
that here, as in dealing with poetry and other subjects
of the more transcendental kind, Sydney showed a touch
of Philistinism, and a distinct inability to comprehend
exaltation of sentiment and thought. But the
general sense is admirably sound and perfectly orthodox;
and the way in which so apparently light and careless
a writer has laboriously supported every one of his
charges, and almost every one of his flings, with
chapter and verse from the writings of the incriminated
societies, is very remarkable. Nor can it, I
think, be doubted that the publication, in so widely
read a periodical, of the nauseous follies of speech
in which well-meaning persons indulged, had something
to do with the gradual disuse of a style than which
nothing could be more prejudicial to religion, for
the simple reason that nothing else could make religion
ridiculous. The medicine did not of course operate
at once, and silly people still write silly things.
But I hardly think that the Wesleyan body or the Church
Missionary Society would now officially publish such
stuff as the passage about Brother Carey, who, while
in the actual paroxysm of sea-sickness, was “wonderfully
comforted by the contemplation of the goodness of
God,” or that about Brother Ward “in design
clasping to his bosom” the magnanimous Captain
Wickes, who subsequently “seemed very low,”
when a French privateer was in sight. Jeffrey
was, it seems, a little afraid of these well-deserved
exposures, which, from the necessity of abundant quotation,
are an exception to the general shortness of Sydney’s
articles. Sydney’s interest in certain subjects
led him constantly to take up fresh books on them;
and thus a series of series might be made out of his
papers, with some advantage to the reader perhaps,
if a new edition of his works were undertaken.
The chief of such subjects is America, in dealing
with which he pleased the Americans by descanting
on their gradual emancipation from English prejudices
and abuses, but infuriated them by constant denunciations
of slavery, and by laughing at their lack of literature
and cultivation. With India he also dealt often,
his brothers’ connection with it giving him
an interest therein. Prisons were another favourite
subject, though, in his zeal for making them uncomfortable,
he committed himself to one really atrocious suggestion that
of dark cells for long periods of time. It is
odd that the same person should make such a truly diabolical
proposal, and yet be in a perpetual state of humanitarian
rage about man-traps and spring-guns, which were certainly
milder engines of torture. It is odd, too, that
Sydney, who was never tired of arguing that prisons
ought to be made uncomfortable, because nobody need
go there unless he chose, should have been furiously
wroth with poor Mr. Justice Best for suggesting much
the same thing of spring-guns. The greatest political
triumph of his manner is to be found no doubt in the
article “Bentham on Fallacies,” in which
the unreadable diatribes of the apostle of utilitarianism
are somehow spirited and crisped up into a series
of brilliant arguments, and the whole is crowned by
the famous “Noodle’s Oration,” the
summary and storehouse of all that ever has been or
can be said on the Liberal side in the lighter manner.
It has not lost its point even from the fact that
Noodle has now for a long time changed his party,
and has elaborated for himself, after his manner, a
similar stock of platitudes and absurdities in favour
of the very things for which Sydney was fighting.
The qualities of these articles appear
equally in the miscellaneous essays, in the speeches,
and even in the sermons, though Sydney Smith, unlike
Sterne, never condescended to buffoonery or theatrical
tricks in the pulpit. In Peter Plymley’s
Letters they appear concentrated and acidulated:
in the Letters to Archdeacon Singleton, in the
Repudiation Letters, and the Letters on Railways
which date from his very last days, concentrated and
mellowed. More than one good judge has been of
the opinion that Sydney’s powers increased to
the very end of his life, and it is not surprising
that this should have been the case. Although
he did plenty of work in his time, the literary part
of it was never of an exhausting nature. Though
one of the most original of commentators, he was a
commentator pure and simple, and found, but did not
supply, his matter. Thus there was no danger of
running dry, and as his happiest style was not indignation
but good-natured raillery, his increasing prosperity,
not chequered, till quite the close of his life, by
any serious bodily ailment, put him more and more in
the right atmosphere and temper for indulging his
genius. Plymley, though very amusing, and,
except in the Canning matter above referred to, not
glaringly unfair for a political lampoon, is distinctly
acrimonious, and almost (as “almost” as
Sydney could be) ill-tempered. It is possible
to read between the lines that the writer is furious
at his party being out of office, and is much more
angry with Mr. Perceval for having the ear of the
country than for being a respectable nonentity.
The main argument, moreover, is bad in itself, and
was refuted by facts. Sydney pretends to be,
as his friend Jeffrey really was, in mortal terror
lest the French should invade England, and, joined
by rebellious Irishmen and wrathful Catholics generally,
produce an English revolution. The Tories replied,
“We will take good care that the French shall
not land, and that Irishmen shall not
rise.” And they did take the said good
care, and they beat the Frenchmen thorough and thorough
while Sydney and his friends were pointing their epigrams.
Therefore, though much of the contention is unanswerable
enough, the thing is doubtfully successful as a whole.
In the Letters to Archdeacon Singleton the tone
is almost uniformly good-humoured, and the argument,
whether quite consistent or not in the particular
speaker’s mouth, is absolutely sound, and has
been practically admitted since by almost all the best
friends of the Church. Here occurs that inimitable
passage before referred to.
I met the other day, in an old Dutch
chronicle, with a passage so apposite to this
subject, that, though it is somewhat too light
for the occasion, I cannot abstain from quoting it.
There was a great meeting of all the clergy at
Dordrecht, and the chronicler thus describes it,
which I give in the language of the translation:
“And there was great store of Bishops in the
town, in their robes goodly to behold, and all
the great men of the State were there, and folks
poured in in boats on the Meuse, the Merse, the
Rhine, and the Linge, coming from the Isle of
Beverlandt and Isselmond, and from all quarters
in the Bailiwick of Dort; Arminians and Gomarists,
with the friends of John Barneveldt and of Hugh
Grote. And before my Lords the Bishops, Simon
of Gloucester, who was a Bishop in those parts, disputed
with Vorstius and Leoline the Monk, and many texts
of Scripture were bandied to and fro; and when
this was done, and many propositions made, and
it waxed towards twelve of the clock, my Lords
the Bishops prepared to set them down to a fair repast,
in which was great store of good things and
among the rest a roasted peacock, having in lieu
of a tail the arms and banners of the Archbishop,
which was a goodly sight to all who favoured the
Church and then the Archbishop would say
a grace, as was seemly to do, he being a very
holy man; but ere he had finished, a great mob
of townspeople and folks from the country, who were
gathered under the windows, cried out Bread!
bread! for there was a great famine, and wheat
had risen to three times the ordinary price of
the sleich; and when they had done crying Bread!
bread! they called out No Bishops! and began
to cast up stones at the windows. Whereat
my Lords the Bishops were in a great fright, and
cast their dinner out of the window to appease the
mob, and so the men of that town were well pleased,
and did devour the meats with a great appetite;
and then you might have seen my Lords standing
with empty plates, and looking wistfully at each
other, till Simon of Gloucester, he who disputed with
Leoline the Monk, stood up among them and said,
Good my Lords, is it your pleasure to stand
here fasting, and that those who count lower in
the Church than you do should feast and fluster?
Let us order to us the dinner of the Deans and
Canons which is making ready for them in the chamber
below. And this speech of Simon of Gloucester
pleased the Bishops much; and so they sent for
the host, one William of Ypres, and told him it was
for the public good, and he, much fearing the
Bishops, brought them the dinner of the Deans
and Canons; and so the Deans and Canons went away
without dinner, and were pelted by the men of the town,
because they had not put any meat out of the windows
like the Bishops; and when the Count came to hear
of it, he said it was a pleasant conceit, and
that the Bishops were right cunning men, and had
ding’d the Canons well.”
Even in the Singleton Letters, however,
there are some little lapses of the same kind (worse,
indeed, because these letters were signed) as the
attack on Canning in the Plymley Letters. Sydney
Smith exclaiming against “derision and persiflage,
the great principle by which the world is now governed,”
is again edifying. But in truth Sydney never had
the weakness (for I have known it called a weakness)
of looking too carefully to see what the enemy’s
advocate is going to say. Take even the famous,
the immortal apologue of Mrs. Partington. It covered,
we are usually told, the Upper House with ridicule,
and did as much as anything else to carry the Reform
Bill. And yet, though it is a watery apologue,
it will not hold water for a moment. The implied
conclusion is, that the Atlantic beat Mrs. Partington.
Did it? It made, no doubt, a great mess in her
house, it put her to flight, it put her to shame.
But when I was last at Sidmouth the line of high-water
mark was, I believe, much what it was before the great
storm of 1824, and though the particular Mrs. Partington
had no doubt been gathered to her fathers, the Mrs.
Partington of the day was, equally without doubt, living
very comfortably in the house which the Atlantic had
threatened to swallow up.
It was, however, perhaps part of Sydney’s
strength that he never cared to consider too curiously,
or on too many sides. Besides his inimitable
felicity of expression (the Singleton Letters are simply
crammed with epigram), he had the sturdiest possible
common sense and the liveliest possible humour.
I have known his claim to the title of “humourist”
called in question by precisians: nobody could
deny him the title of good-humourist. Except
that the sentimental side of Toryism would never have
appealed to him, it was chiefly an accident of time
that he was a polemical Liberal. He would always
and naturally have been on the side opposite to that
on which most of the fools were. When he came
into the world, as the straitest Tory will admit,
there were in that world a great many abuses as they
are called, that is to say, a great many things which,
once useful and excellent, had either decayed into
positive nuisances, or dried up into neutral and harmless
but obstructive rubbish. There were also many
silly and some mischievous people, as well as some
wise and useful ones, who defended the abuses.
Sydney Smith was an ideal soldier of reform for his
time, and in his way. He was not extraordinarily
long-sighted indeed (as his famous and
constantly-repeated advice to “take short views
of life” shows) he had a distinct distrust of
taking too anxious thought for political or any other
morrows. But he had a most keen and, in many cases,
a most just scent and sight for the immediate inconveniences
and injustices of the day, and for the shortest and
most effective ways of mending them. He was perhaps
more destitute of romance and of reverence (though
he had too much good taste to be positively irreverent)
than any man who ever lived. He never could have
paralleled, he never could have even understood, Scott’s
feelings about the Regalia, or that ever-famous incident
of Sir Walter’s life, when returning with Jeffrey
and other Whig friends from some public meeting, he
protested against the innovations which, harmless
or even beneficial individually and in themselves,
would by degrees destroy every thing that made Scotland
Scotland. I am afraid that his warmest admirers,
even those of his own political complexion, must admit
that he was, as has been said, more than a little
of a Philistine; that he expressed, and expressed
capitally in one way, that curious middle-class sentiment,
or denial of sentiment, which won its first triumph
in the first Reform Bill and its last in the Exhibition
of twenty years later, which destroyed no doubt much
that was absurd, and some things that were noxious,
but which induced in England a reign of shoddy in
politics, in philosophy, in art, in literature, and,
when its own reign was over, left England weak and
divided, instead of, as it had been under the reign
of abuses, united and strong. The bombardment
of Copenhagen may or may not have been a dreadful
thing: it was at any rate better than the abandonment
of Khartoum. Nor can Sydney any more than his
friends be acquitted of having held the extraordinary
notion that you can “rest and be thankful”
in politics, that you can set Demos at bishops, but
stave and tail him off when he comes to canons; that
you can level beautifully down to a certain point,
and then stop levelling for ever afterwards; that because
you can laugh Brother Ringletub out of court, laughter
will be equally effective with Cardinal Newman; and
that though it is the height of “anility”
(a favourite word of his) to believe in a country gentleman,
it is the height of rational religion to believe in
a ten-pound householder.
But however open to exception his
principles may be, and that not merely from the point
of view of highflying Toryism, his carrying out of
them in life and in literature had the two abiding
justifications of being infinitely amusing, and of
being amusing always in thoroughly good temper.
It is, as I have said, impossible to read Sydney Smith’s
Life, and still more impossible to read his
letters, without liking him warmly and personally,
without seeing that he was not only a man who liked
to be comfortable (that is not very rare), that he
was not only one who liked others to be comfortable
(that is rarer), but one who in every situation in
which he was thrown, did his utmost to make others
as well as himself comfortable (which is rarest of
all). If the references in Peter Plymley
to Canning were unjustifiable from him, there is little
or no reason to think that they were prompted by personal
jealousy; and though, as has been said, he was undoubtedly
sore, and unreasonably sore, at not receiving the
preferment which he thought he had deserved, he does
not seem to have been personally jealous of any man
who had received it. The parson of Foston and
Combe Florey may not have been (his latest biographer,
admiring though he be, pathetically laments that he
was not) a spiritually minded man. But happy beyond
almost all other parishioners of the time were the
parishioners of Combe Florey and Foston, though one
of them did once throw a pair of scissors at his provoking
pastor. He was a fast and affectionate friend;
and though he was rather given to haunting rich men,
he did it not only without servility, but without
that alternative of bearishness and freaks which has
sometimes been adopted. As a prince of talkers
he might have been a bore to a generation which (I
own I think in that perhaps single point), wiser than
its fathers, is not so ambitious as they were to sit
as a bucket and be pumped into. But in that infinitely
happier system of conversation by books, which any
one can enjoy as he likes and interrupt as he likes
at his own fireside, Sydney is still a prince.
There may be living somewhere some one who does not
think so very badly of slavery, who is most emphatically
of opinion that “the fools were right,”
in the matters of Catholic emancipation and Reform,
who thinks well of public schools and universities,
who even, though he may not like spring-guns much,
thinks that John Jones had only himself to blame if,
after ample warning and with no business except the
business of supplying a London poulterer with his
landlord’s game, he trespassed and came to the
worst. Yet even this monster, if he happened
to be possessed of the sense of fun and literature,
(which is perhaps impossible), could not read even
the most acrid of Sydney’s political diatribes
without shrieking with laughter, if, in his ogreish
way, he were given to such violent demonstrations;
could certainly not read the Life and the letters
without admitting, in a moment of unwonted humanity,
that here was a man who, for goodness as well as for
cleverness, for sound practical wisdom as well as
for fantastic verbal wit, has had hardly a superior
and very few equals.