I encountered a lady acquaintance,
and, like a knight errant of old, became the champion
of beauty
A musical voice pronounced my name;
and looking up, I saw a very handsome woman seated
at the window of a rather humble wooden tenement,
the first floor of which was occupied as a cheap grocery.
I immediately recognised my old acquaintance, Mrs.
Raymond, the pretty widow of the fashionable boarding-house
in William street, New York she who had
carried on an intrigue with Mr. Romaine. I have,
in a former chapter, described the terrible affair
in which Romaine slew his wife and Anderson her paramour and
then killed himself.
I need scarcely say that this encounter
with Mrs. Raymond, under such peculiar circumstances,
rather astonished me. I had known her as a lady
of wealth, and the most elegant and fastidious tastes;
and yet here I found her living in an obscure and
disreputable portion of the city, and occupying a
house which none but the victims of poverty would ever
have consented to dwell in.
“Wait until I come down and
conduct you up stairs,” said Mrs. Raymond; and
she disappeared from the window.
In a few moments she opened the door
leading to the upper part of the house; and having
warmly shaken hands with me, she desired me to follow
her. I complied, and was shown into an apartment
on the second floor.
“This is my room, and my only
one; don’t laugh at it,” said Mrs. Raymond,
with a melancholy smile.
I looked around me. The room
was small, but scrupulously clean; and, notwithstanding
the scantiness and humility of the furniture, a certain
air of refinement prevailed. I have often remarked
that it is impossible for a person who has been accustomed
to the elegancies of life, to become so low, in fortune
or character, as to entirely lose every trace of former
superiority.
“You may break, you may ruin the
vase, if you will,
But the scent of the roses will cling
’round it still!”
Mrs. Raymond’s apartment merely
contained a fine table, two or three common chairs,
a closet, a bed, and a harp the relic of
better and happier days. The uncarpeted floor
was almost as white as snow and certainly
no snow could be purer or whiter than the drapery of
her unpretending couch.
We sat down I and my beautiful
hostess and entered into earnest conversation.
I examined the lady with attention. She had lost
none of her former radiant beauty, and I fancied that
a shade of melancholy rather enhanced her charms.
Her dress was coarse and plain, but very neat, like
everything else around her. Never before, in the
course of my rather extensive experience, had I beheld
a more interesting and fascinating woman; and never
shall I forget that day, as we sat together in her
little room, with the soft sunlight of a delightful
May afternoon pouring in through the windows.
“It haunts me still, though many
a year has fled,
Like some wild melody.”
“My dear friend,” said
Mrs. Raymond, accompanying her words with a look of
the deepest sympathy, “I see that you have met
with a great misfortune. Pardon me, if
You shall know all, said I; and then I proceeded to make her acquainted
with all that had happened to me since the occurrence of the William street
tragedy. Of course, I did not omit to give her the full particulars of my
fatal affray with Jack Slack, as that accounted for the great misfortune to
which she had alluded. When I had finished my narration, the lady sighed
deeply and said
“Ah, my friend, we have both
been made the victims of cruel misfortune. You
see me to-day penniless and destitute; I, formerly
so rich, courted and admired. Have you the time
and patience to listen to my melancholy story?”
I eagerly answered in the affirmative; and Mrs. Raymond spoke as follows:
“After that terrible affair
in William street the recollection of which
still curdles my blood with horror I took
up my abode in a private family at the lower end of
Broadway. I soon formed the acquaintance of a
gentleman of fine appearance, and agreeable address,
named Livingston, who enjoyed the enviable reputation
of being a person of wealth and a man of honor.
I was pleased with him, and noticing my partiality,
he made violent love to me. Tired of living the
life of a single woman desirous of securing
a protection, and wishing to become an honorable wife
instead of a mistress I did not reject him,
for he moved in the very highest circles, and seemed
to be in every way unobjectionable. I will not
weary you with the details of our courtship; suffice
it to say that we were married. We took an elegant
house in one of the up-town avenues; and, for a time,
all went well. After a while, I discovered that
my husband had no fortune whatever; but I loved him
too well to reproach him and besides, he
had never represented himself to me as being a man
of wealth; it was the circle in which he moved which
had bestowed upon him that reputation. Also, I
considered that my fortune was sufficient for us both.
Therefore, the discovery of his poverty did not in
the least diminish my regard for him. It was not
long before the extensive demands which he kept constantly
making upon my purse, alarmed me; I feared that he
had fallen into habits of gambling; and I ventured
to remonstrate with him upon his extravagance.
He confessed his fault, entreated my forgiveness,
and promised amendment. Of course, I forgave
him; for a loving wife can forgive anything in her
husband but infidelity. But he did not
reform; he continued his ruinous career; and my fortune
melted away like snow beneath the rays of the sun.
The man possessed such an irresistible influence over
me, that I never could refuse an application on his
part for money. I believed that he sincerely
loved me, and that was enough for me I asked
for no more. I entertained romantic notions of
‘love in a cottage.’
“At length my fortune was all
gone irrevocably gone. ‘No matter,’
I thought ’I have still my dear husband
left; nothing can ever take him away from me.
I will share poverty with him, and we shall be happy
together.’ We gave up our splendid mansion,
and sold our magnificent furniture, and rented a small
but respectable house. And now my blood boils
to relate how that villain Livingston served me for
he was a villain, a cool, deliberate, black-hearted
one. He deserted me, carrying off with him what
little money and the few jewels I still possessed,
thus leaving me entirely destitute. But what added
to my affliction, nay, I should rather
say my maddening rage, was a note which the base scoundrel
had written and left behind him, in which he mockingly
begged to be excused for his absence, and stated that
he had other wives to attend to in other cities.
‘I never loved you,’ he wrote in that
infamous letter, every word of which is branded upon
my heart as with a pen of fire ’I
never loved you, and my only object in marrying you
was to enjoy your fortune; I have no further use for
you. It may console you to know that the principal
portion of the large sums of money which you gave
me from time to time, was applied, not as you imagined
to the payment of gambling debts, but to the support
of two voluptuous mistresses of mine, whom I kept
in separate establishments that were furnished with
almost regal splendor. Thus did you unconsciously
contribute to the existence of two rivals, who received
a greater share of my attentions than you did.
In conclusion, as you are now without resources, I
would advise you to sell your charms to the highest
bidder. There are many wealthy and amorous gentlemen
in New York, who will pay you handsomely for your
smiles and kisses. I shall not be jealous of
their attentions to my sixth wife! I intend
to marry six more within the next six months.
Yours truly, LIVINGSTON.’ Thus wrote the
accursed wretch, for whom I had sacrificed everything fortune,
position in society, and friends; for who among my
fashionable acquaintances, would associate with an
impoverished and deserted wife? Not one.
Furious at Livingston’s treatment of me, I resolved
to follow him, even unto the end of the earth, in
order to avenge my wrongs. By careful inquiry,
I learned that he had taken his departure for the
western part of the state of Pennsylvania. You
will hardly credit it, but it is God’s truth,
that being without money to pay travelling expenses,
I actually set out on foot, and travelled through
New Jersey until I reached this city. I subsisted
on the road by soliciting the hospitality of the farmers,
which was in most cases grudgingly and scantily bestowed,
for benevolence is not a prominent characteristic
of the New Jersey people, and besides, there was
certainly something rather suspicious in the idea
of a well-dressed woman travelling on foot, and alone.
On my arrival here in Philadelphia, I found myself
worn out and exhausted by the fatiguing journey which
I had performed. Having called upon some kind
Quaker ladies of whose goodness I had often heard,
I told them my sad history, which aroused their warmest
sympathies. They placed me in this apartment,
paid a month’s rent in advance, purchased for
me the articles of furniture which you see, and obtained
for me some light employment. I worked industriously,
and almost cheerfully, my object being to earn money
enough to carry me to Pittsburg, in Western Pennsylvania,
where, I have reason to believe, the villain has located
himself.
“In my moments of leisure, I
longed for some means of recreation; for I saw no
company, and was very lonesome. So I wrote on
to New York, and through the agency of a kind friend,
had my harp sent out to me here, the rest of my poor
furniture being presented to that friend. Then
did the divine charm of music lighten the burden of
my sorrows. One circumstance rather discouraged
me: I found that with the utmost industry I could
not earn more than sufficient to pay my rent and other
necessary expenses, although I lived frugally, almost
on bread and water, except on Sundays, when I would
manage to treat myself to a cup of tea. You may
smile at these trifling details, my dear friend, but
I mention them to show you the hardships and privations
to which poor women are often exposed. My landlady,
who keeps the grocery store down stairs, is a coarse,
vulgar, hard-hearted woman; and, when I was thrown
out of employment in consequence of the hardness of
the times, and could not pay her rent, she not only
abused me dreadfully, but annoyed me by making the
most infamous suggestions, proposing that I should
embrace a life of prostitution, and offering to procure
me plenty of ‘patrons.’ I, of course,
indignantly repelled the horrible proposals but,
would you believe it? she actually introduced into
my apartment an old, gray-haired and well-dressed
libertine, for a purpose which you can easily imagine.
The old villain, however, decamped when I displayed
a small dagger, and declared that I would kill myself
rather than become his victim. This conduct of
mine still further incensed my landlady against me;
and I expect every moment to be turned out into the
street. It is true that I might raise a small
sum of money by the sale of my harp, which is a very
superior instrument, but as it was the gift of my
first husband, I cannot endure the thought of parting
with it, for there are associated with it some of
the fondest recollections of my life. I am sure
that if those kind Quaker ladies had known the character
of this house and the neighborhood around it, they
would not have placed me here. Heaven only knows
what I have suffered, and still suffer. I live
in constant dread that some ruffian, instigated by
my landlady, who wishes to gratify both her avarice
and malignity, may break in upon me some time when
I am off my guard, and make me the victim of a brutal
outrage. This fear keeps me awake nights, and
makes my days miserable. Nor is this all; I have
not tasted food since the day before yesterday.”
“Good God!” I exclaimed “is
it possible? Oh, accursed be the circumstances
which have made us both so misfortunate; and doubly
accursed be that scoundrel Livingston, the author of
all your sorrows. By heavens! I will seek
him out, and terribly punish him for his base conduct
towards you. Yes, my dear Mrs. Raymond for
such I shall continue to call you, notwithstanding
your marriage to that monster Livingston rest
assured that your wrongs shall be avenged. The
villain shall rue the day when he made a play-thing
of a woman’s heart, robbed her of her fortune,
and then left her to poverty and despair!”
[This language of mine may seem rather
theatrical and romantic; but the reader will please
to remember that I was only nineteen years of age at
the time of its utterance a period of life
not remarkable for sobriety of language or discretion
of conduct. Were that interview to take place
to-day, I should probably thus express myself: My dear Mrs. Raymond, I
advise you to forget the d d
rascal and put on the tea-kettle, while I rush out
and negotiate for some grub!”]
Mrs. Raymond gratefully pressed my hand, and said
“I thank you for thus espousing
my cause; but, my dear friend, mine
must be the task of punishing the villain. No
other hand but mine shall strike the blow that
will send his black, polluted soul into eternity!”
These fierce words, which were pronounced
with the strongest emphasis, caused me to look at
my fair hostess with some degree of astonishment;
and no wonder for the quiet, elegant lady
had been suddenly transferred into the enraged and
revenge-thirsting woman. She looked superbly
beautiful at that moment; her cheeks glowed,
her eyes sparkled, and her bosom heaved like the waves
of a stormy sea.
“Well,” said I “we
will discuss that matter hereafter. Have the
goodness to excuse my absence for a few minutes.
I have a little errand to perform.”
She smiled, for she knew the nature
of my errand. I went down stairs and walked up
the street, in the greatest perplexity; for let
me whisper it into your ear, reader, I had not a sufficient
amount of the current coin of the realm in my pockets
to create a gingle upon a tomb-stone.
“What the devil shall I do?”
said I to myself “here I have constituted
myself the champion and protector of a hungry lady,
and haven’t enough money to purchase a salt
herring! Shall I show up my satin waistcoat? No, d n it, that won’t do,
for I must keep up appearances. Can’t
I borrow a trifle from some of my friends? No,
curse them, they are all as poverty-stricken as I
am! I have it! I’ll test the
benevolence of some gospel-wrestler, and borrow
the devil’s impudence for the occasion.”
I walked rapidly into a more fashionable
quarter of the city, looking attentively at every
door-plate. At last I saw the name, “Reverend
Phineas Porkley." That was enough. Without a moments hesitation I
mounted the steps and rang the bell savagely. The door was opened by a fat
old flunkey with a red nose of an alarming aspect. I rushed by him into
the hall, dashed my hat recklessly upon the table, and shouted
“Where’s Brother Porkley?
Show me to him instantly! Don’t dare say
he’s out, for I know that he’s at home!
It’s a matter of life and death! Woman
dying children starving and the
devil to pay generally. Wake Snakes, you fat
porpoise, and conduct me to your master!”
The flunkeys red nose grew pale with astonishment and fear; yet he managed
to stammer out
“’Pon my life, sir really,
sir Mr. Porkley, sir he’s
at home, certainly, sir in his library,
sir writing his next Sunday’s sermons,
sir can’t see any one, sir
“Catiff, conduct me to his presence!”
I exclaimed, in a deep voice, after the manner of
the dissatisfied brigand who desires to “mub”
the false duke in his own ancestral halls.
Not daring to disobey, the trembling
flunkey led the way up one flight of stairs and pointed
to a door, which I abruptly opened. There, in
his library, sat Brother Porkley, a monstrously fat
man with a pale, oily face that contained about as
much expression as the surface of a cheese.
But how was Brother Porkley engaged
when I intruded upon him? Was he writing a sermon,
or attentively perusing some good theological work?
Neither. Oh, then perhaps the excellent man was
at prayer. Wrong again. He was merely smoking
a short pipe and sipping a glass of brandy and water,
like a sensible man for is it not better
to take one’s comfort than to play the part
of a hypocrite? I think so.
“My dear Brother Porkley,”
cried I, rushing forward and grasping the astonished
parson by the hand, which I shook with tremendous violence,
“I come on a mission of Charity and Love!
I come as a messenger of Benevolence! I come
as a dove of Peace with the olive branch in my claw!
Porkley, greatest philanthropist of the age, come
down, for suffering humanity requires your assistance!”
“What do you mean, sir?”
demanded the reverend Falstaff, as he vainly strove
to extricate his hand from my affectionate grasp, “who
are you and what do you want?”
“Brother,” said I, in
a broken voice, as I dashed an imaginary tear from
the tip end of my nose, “in the next street there
dwells a poor but pious family, consisting of a widow
woman and her twelve small children. They live
in a cellar, sir, one hundred feet below the surface
of the earth, in the midst of darkness, horror and
bull-frogs, which animals they are compelled to eat
in a raw state, in order to exist. Yes sir!”
“But what is all this to me?”
“Much, sir, you are a Christian a
clergyman and a trump. If you do not
assist that distressed family, your reputation for
benevolence will not be worth the first red cent.
Those children are howling for food bull-frogs
being scarce and that fond mother is dying
of small-pox.”
“Small-pox!”
“Yes sir! I have
attended her during the last five nights, and fear
that I am infected with the disease; but I am willing
to lose my life in the holy cause of charity.”
“Good God, sir! You will
communicate the disease to me! Let go my
hand, sir, and leave this house before you load the
air with pestilence!”
“No, sir! I couldn’t
think of leaving until you have done something for
the relief of that distressed widow and her twelve
small children.”
D n the
distressed widow and bless my soul! what
am I saying? My good young man, what will satisfy
you?”
“Five dollars, reverend sir.”
“Here, then, here is the money.
Now go, go quickly. Every moment that you remain
here is pregnant with evil. Pray make haste!”
“But won’t you come and
pray with the distressed widow and her
“No! If I do may I be blessed!
Will you go!”
“I’m off, old Porkhead!”
With these words I bolted out of the
library, stumbled over a corpulent cat that was quietly
reposing on the landing, descended the stairs in two
leaps, upset the fat flunkey in the hall, and gained
the street in safety with my booty a five
dollar city bill. I hastened back towards the
residence of Mrs. Raymond, but stopped at an eating-saloon
on the way and loaded myself with provisions ready
cooked. I did not forget to purchase two bottles
of excellent wine. Thus provided, I entered the
apartment of Mrs. Raymond, who received me with a smile
of gratitude and joy which I shall never forget.
We sat down to the table with sharp
appetites, and did full justice to the repast, which
was really most excellent. The wine raised our
spirits, and, forgetting our misfortunes, merrily did
we chat about old times in New York, carefully omitting
the slightest allusion to the bloody affair in William
street. When we had finished one bottle, Mrs.
Raymond favored me with an air upon her harp, which
she played with exquisite skill. After executing
a brilliant Italian waltz, she played and sang that
plaintive song:
“The light of other days have faded,
And all their glory’s past.”
Just as the song was finished, there
came a loud knocking at the door.
“It is my landlady,” said
Mrs. Raymond, in a low tone, “conceal yourself,
and you will see how she treats me.”
I stepped into the closet; but through
a crevice in the door I could see all that transpired.
A fat, vulgar-looking woman entered with a consequential air, and a face
inflamed by drink, gave her a peculiarly repulsive appearance. Of course
she was utterly unconscious of my presence in the house. Taking up her
position in the middle of the apartment, she placed her hands upon her hips, and
said, in a hoarse and angry voice
“Come up out o’ that!
You’re a pretty one to be playing and
singing, when you owe me for two months’ rent.
You have been feasting, too, I see. Where did
you get the money? Why didn’t you pay it
to me? Have you any money left?”
“No I have not.”
“Come up out o’ that!
Why the devil don’t you sell that humstrum of
yours, that harp, I mean, and raise the wind?
It will bring a good ten dollars, I’ll be sworn.
And why don’t you take my advice and earn money
as other women do? You are handsome, the men would
run after you like mad. That nice, rich old gentleman,
Mr. Letcher, that I brought to see you, would have
given you any amount of money if you had only treated
him kindly but you frightened him away.
Come up out o’ that! Now, what do you mean
to do? I can’t let you stay here any longer
unless you raise some money. This evening I’ll
fetch another nice gentleman here; and if you cut
up any of your tantrums with him, I’ll
bundle you out into the street this very night.”
“If you bring any man here to
molest me,” said Mrs. Raymond, spiritedly “I
will stab him to the heart, and then kill myself.”
“Come out o’ that,”
screamed the landlady, approaching Mrs. Raymond with
a threatening look, “don’t think to frighten
me with your tragical airs. I must have my money,
and so I’ll take this harp and sell it, in spite
of you!”
She seized upon the instrument and was about to carry it off, when I rushed
forth from my place of concealment, exclaiming
“Come up out o’ that!
Drop that instrument, you old harridan, or I’ll
drop you! Do not imagine that this lady
is entirely friendless. I am here to protect
her.”
The astounded landlady put down the
harp and began to mutter many apologies, for I was
extremely well dressed, and she probably believed
me to be some person of consequence who had become
the protector and patron of Mrs. Raymond.
“Oh, sir I’m
sure, sir I didn’t mean, sir if
I had known, sir I beg a thousand pardons,
sir
“Come up out o’ that!”
cried I, “leave the room, instantly.”
The landlady vanished with a celerity
that was rather remarkable, considering her extreme
corpulence.
After a short pause, Mrs. Raymond said to me
“You see to what abuse my circumstances subject
me.”
“Would to God my circumstances
were such as to render you that assistance you so
much need; would that I could raise you from such
unendurable misery! But to speak without equivocation,
my condition is as penniless as your own.”
“Then you can, indeed, sympathize with my distress.”
“Most sincerely; but you must
not go alone in quest of that villainous husband; and
money will be necessary.”
“This harp will
“Oh, no you can never part with it.”
“I must.”
“Then let it be but temporarily.
There is a pawnbroker’s shop on the next square,
there we can redeem it if you can for a
time endure to have it removed from your sight.”
“No matter,” said my heroine,
undauntedly, “a wronged woman can endure anything
when she is in pursuit of vengeance. The weather
is delicious; we will travel leisurely, and have a
very pleasant time. Should our money become exhausted,
we will solicit the hospitality of the good old Pennsylvania
farmers, who are renowned for their kindness to travellers,
and who will not refuse a bite and a sup, or a night’s
shelter, to two poor wanderers. If you refuse
to accompany me, I will go alone.”
“I will go with you to the end
of the earth!” I exclaimed, with enthusiasm,
for I could not help admiring the noble courage of
that beautiful woman, whose splendid countenance now
glowed with all the animation of anticipated vengeance.
She pressed my hand warmly, in acknowledgement
of my devotion; and then, having put on her bonnet
and shawl, she announced herself as being in readiness
to set out.
“I have no valuables of any
kind,” said she, “and the landlady is
welcome to this furniture, which will discharge my
indebtedness to her. I shall return to this house
no more.”
I shouldered the harp, and we left
the house without encountering the amiable landlady.
To reach the nearest pawnbroker’s,
it was necessary to pass through one of the principal
streets. To my dismay a crowd of actors, reporters
and others were assembled upon the steps of a hotel.
The rascals spied me out before I could cross over;
and so, putting on as bold a front as possible, I
walked on pretending not to notice them, while a “running
commentary,” something like the following, was
kept up until I was out of hearing:
“Stag his knibbs,"
said the “heavy man” of the Arch street
theatre.
“Thompson, give us a tune!”
bawled out a miserable wretch of a light comedian,
or “walking gentleman.”
“Jem Baggs, the Wandering
Minstrel, by G!” yelled a
pitiful demon of a newspaper reporter.
“Who is that magnificent woman
accompanying him?” inquired a dandy editor,
raising his eye-glass and surveying my fair companion
with an admiring gaze.
“Egad! she’s a beauty!”
cried all the fellows, in a chorus. Mrs. Raymond
blushed and smiled. It was evident that these
expressions of admiration were not displeasing to
her.
“Excuse those gentlemen,”
said I to her, apologetically “they
are all particular friends of mine.”
“I am not offended; indeed they
are very complimentary,” responded the lady,
with a gay laugh. She had the most musical laugh
in the world, and the most beautiful one to look
at, for it displayed her fine, pearly teeth to
the most charming advantage.
We reached the pawnbroker’s
and I went boldly in while Mrs. Raymond waited for
me outside the door, for I did not wish her to be exposed
to the mortification of being stared at by those who
might be in the shop.
The pawnbroker was a gentleman of
Jewish persuasion, and possessed a nose like the beak
of an eagle. He took the instrument and examined
it carefully,
“Vat is dish?” said he,
“a harp? Oh, dat is no use. We have
tousands such tings offered every day. Dere is
no shecurity in mushical instruments. Vat do
you want for it?”
“Ten dollars,” I replied, in a tone of
decision.
“Can’t give it,” said the Israelite “it
ish too moosh. Give you eight.”
“No,” said I, taking up the harp and preparing
to depart.
“Here, den,” said my
uncle, “I will give you ten, but only shust
to oblishe you mind dat.”
I duly thanked him for his willingness
to oblige me. Uncle Moses gave me the
ticket and money; and I left the shop and rejoined
Mrs. Raymond, to whom I handed over the duplicate
and the X.
“I will take the ticket,”
said she, smiling “but you shall keep
the money, for I appoint you my cashier.”
At the suggestion of my fair friend
we now sought out a cheap second-hand clothing establishment,
which, fortunately, was kept by a woman, who, when
matters were confidentially explained to her, readily
entered into our plan. Mrs. Raymond and the woman
retired into a rear apartment, while I remained in
the shop.
Half or three-quarters of an hour passed away. At last the door of the
inner apartment was opened and there entered the shop a young person whom I did
not immediately recognize. This person seemed to be a very beautiful boy,
neatly dressed in a cloth jacket and cap, and possessing a form of the most
exquisite symmetry. This pretty and interesting lad approached me, and
tapping me playfully upon the cheek, said
“My dear fellow, how do you
like me now? Have I not made a change for the
better? How queenly I feel in this strange rig!”
It was of course Mrs. Raymond who
addressed me. Her disguise was perfect; never
before had I seen so complete a transformation, even
upon the stage. No one would have suspected her
to be otherwise than what she seemed, a singularly
delicate and handsome boy, apparently about sixteen
years of age.
I congratulated the lady upon the
admirable appearance which she made in her newly adopted
costume, but expressed my regret that she should have
been compelled to part with her magnificent hair.
“There was no help for it,”
said she, laughing. “I confess that I experienced
some regret when I felt my hair tumbling from my shoulders;
but the loss was unavoidable, for those tresses would
have betrayed my sex. This good woman, here,
proved to be a very expert barber.” Reflecting
that a coarse suit of clothes would be just as good
and better, for a dusty road, than a fine suit of
broadcloth, I made a bargain with the proprietress
of the shop to exchange my garments for coarse ones
of fustian, she giving me a reasonable sum to counter-balance
the great superiority of my wardrobe. This arrangement
was speedily completed, and I found myself suddenly
transformed into a rustic looking individual, who,
in appearance, certainly deserved the title of a perfect
“greenhorn.”
All parties being satisfied, I and
my fair companion departed. In the evening, having
supped, we went to the theatre, where I revenged myself
upon the “heavy man,” and the “light
comedian,” who had in the afternoon made merry
at my expense for carrying the harp, by getting up
a hiss for the former gentleman, who knew not one
single word of his part, and by hitting the latter
individual upon the nose with an apple, for which
latter feat (as the actor was a great favorite,) I
was hounded out of the theatre, and narrowly escaped
being carried to the watch-house. I and my fair
friend then took lodgings for the night at a neighboring
hotel.