M. Maurice Brun and M. Armand Armagnac
were crossing the sunlit Champs Elysee with a kind
of vivacious respectability. They were both short,
brisk and bold. They both had black beards that
did not seem to belong to their faces, after the strange
French fashion which makes real hair look like artificial.
M. Brun had a dark wedge of beard apparently affixed
under his lower lip. M. Armagnac, by way of a
change, had two beards; one sticking out from each
corner of his emphatic chin. They were both young.
They were both atheists, with a depressing fixity of
outlook but great mobility of exposition. They
were both pupils of the great Dr Hirsch, scientist,
publicist and moralist.
M. Brun had become prominent by his
proposal that the common expression “Adieu”
should be obliterated from all the French classics,
and a slight fine imposed for its use in private life.
“Then,” he said, “the very name
of your imagined God will have echoed for the last
time in the ear of man.” M. Armagnac specialized
rather in a resistance to militarism, and wished the
chorus of the Marseillaise altered from “Aux
armes, citoyens” to “Aux greves, citoyens”.
But his antimilitarism was of a peculiar and Gallic
sort. An eminent and very wealthy English Quaker,
who had come to see him to arrange for the disarmament
of the whole planet, was rather distressed by Armagnac’s
proposal that (by way of beginning) the soldiers should
shoot their officers.
And indeed it was in this regard that
the two men differed most from their leader and father
in philosophy. Dr Hirsch, though born in France
and covered with the most triumphant favours of French
education, was temperamentally of another type -mild,
dreamy, humane; and, despite his sceptical system,
not devoid of transcendentalism. He was, in short,
more like a German than a Frenchman; and much as they
admired him, something in the subconsciousness of
these Gauls was irritated at his pleading for peace
in so peaceful a manner. To their party throughout
Europe, however, Paul Hirsch was a saint of science.
His large and daring cosmic theories advertised his
austere life and innocent, if somewhat frigid, morality;
he held something of the position of Darwin doubled
with the position of Tolstoy. But he was neither
an anarchist nor an antipatriot; his views on disarmament
were moderate and evolutionary -the Republican
Government put considerable confidence in him as to
various chemical improvements. He had lately even
discovered a noiseless explosive, the secret of which
the Government was carefully guarding.
His house stood in a handsome street
near the Elysee -a street which in that
strong summer seemed almost as full of foliage as the
park itself; a row of chestnuts shattered the sunshine,
interrupted only in one place where a large cafe ran
out into the street. Almost opposite to this
were the white and green blinds of the great scientist’s
house, an iron balcony, also painted green, running
along in front of the first-floor windows. Beneath
this was the entrance into a kind of court, gay with
shrubs and tiles, into which the two Frenchmen passed
in animated talk.
The door was opened to them by the
doctor’s old servant, Simon, who might very
well have passed for a doctor himself, having a strict
suit of black, spectacles, grey hair, and a confidential
manner. In fact, he was a far more presentable
man of science than his master, Dr Hirsch, who was
a forked radish of a fellow, with just enough bulb
of a head to make his body insignificant. With
all the gravity of a great physician handling a prescription,
Simon handed a letter to M. Armagnac. That gentleman
ripped it up with a racial impatience, and rapidly
read the following:
I cannot come down to speak to you.
There is a man in this house whom I refuse to meet.
He is a Chauvinist officer, Dubosc. He is sitting
on the stairs. He has been kicking the furniture
about in all the other rooms; I have locked myself
in my study, opposite that cafe. If you love me,
go over to the cafe and wait at one of the tables outside.
I will try to send him over to you. I want you
to answer him and deal with him. I cannot meet
him myself. I cannot: I will not.
There is going to be another Dreyfus case.
P. HIRSCH
M. Armagnac looked at M. Brun.
M. Brun borrowed the letter, read it, and looked at
M. Armagnac. Then both betook themselves briskly
to one of the little tables under the chestnuts opposite,
where they procured two tall glasses of horrible green
absinthe, which they could drink apparently in any
weather and at any time. Otherwise the cafe seemed
empty, except for one soldier drinking coffee at one
table, and at another a large man drinking a small
syrup and a priest drinking nothing.
Maurice Brun cleared his throat and
said: “Of course we must help the master
in every way, but -”
There was an abrupt silence, and Armagnac
said: “He may have excellent reasons for
not meeting the man himself, but -”
Before either could complete a sentence,
it was evident that the invader had been expelled
from the house opposite. The shrubs under the
archway swayed and burst apart, as that unwelcome
guest was shot out of them like a cannon-ball.
He was a sturdy figure in a small
and tilted Tyrolean felt hat, a figure that had indeed
something generally Tyrolean about it. The man’s
shoulders were big and broad, but his legs were neat
and active in knee-breeches and knitted stockings.
His face was brown like a nut; he had very bright
and restless brown eyes; his dark hair was brushed
back stiffly in front and cropped close behind, outlining
a square and powerful skull; and he had a huge black
moustache like the horns of a bison. Such a substantial
head is generally based on a bull neck; but this was
hidden by a big coloured scarf, swathed round up the
man’s ears and falling in front inside his jacket
like a sort of fancy waistcoat. It was a scarf
of strong dead colours, dark red and old gold and purple,
probably of Oriental fabrication. Altogether the
man had something a shade barbaric about him; more
like a Hungarian squire than an ordinary French officer.
His French, however, was obviously that of a native;
and his French patriotism was so impulsive as to be
slightly absurd. His first act when he burst
out of the archway was to call in a clarion voice
down the street: “Are there any Frenchmen
here?” as if he were calling for Christians
in Mecca.
Armagnac and Brun instantly stood
up; but they were too late. Men were already
running from the street corners; there was a small
but ever-clustering crowd. With the prompt French
instinct for the politics of the street, the man with
the black moustache had already run across to a corner
of the cafe, sprung on one of the tables, and seizing
a branch of chestnut to steady himself, shouted as
Camille Desmoulins once shouted when he scattered
the oak-leaves among the populace.
“Frenchmen!” he volleyed;
“I cannot speak! God help me, that is why
I am speaking! The fellows in their filthy parliaments
who learn to speak also learn to be silent -silent
as that spy cowering in the house opposite! Silent
as he is when I beat on his bedroom door! Silent
as he is now, though he hears my voice across this
street and shakes where he sits! Oh, they can
be silent eloquently -the politicians!
But the time has come when we that cannot speak must
speak. You are betrayed to the Prussians.
Betrayed at this moment. Betrayed by that man.
I am Jules Dubosc, Colonel of Artillery, Belfort.
We caught a German spy in the Vosges yesterday, and
a paper was found on him -a paper I hold
in my hand. Oh, they tried to hush it up; but
I took it direct to the man who wrote it -the
man in that house! It is in his hand. It
is signed with his initials. It is a direction
for finding the secret of this new Noiseless Powder.
Hirsch invented it; Hirsch wrote this note about it.
This note is in German, and was found in a German’s
pocket. ’Tell the man the formula for powder
is in grey envelope in first drawer to the left of
Secretary’s desk, War Office, in red ink.
He must be careful. P.H.’”
He rattled short sentences like a
quick-firing gun, but he was plainly the sort of man
who is either mad or right. The mass of the crowd
was Nationalist, and already in threatening uproar;
and a minority of equally angry Intellectuals, led
by Armagnac and Brun, only made the majority more
militant.
“If this is a military secret,”
shouted Brun, “why do you yell about it in the
street?”
“I will tell you why I do!”
roared Dubosc above the roaring crowd. “I
went to this man in straight and civil style.
If he had any explanation it could have been given
in complete confidence. He refuses to explain.
He refers me to two strangers in a cafe as to two flunkeys.
He has thrown me out of the house, but I am going
back into it, with the people of Paris behind me!”
A shout seemed to shake the very façade
of mansions and two stones flew, one breaking a window
above the balcony. The indignant Colonel plunged
once more under the archway and was heard crying and
thundering inside. Every instant the human sea
grew wider and wider; it surged up against the rails
and steps of the traitor’s house; it was already
certain that the place would be burst into like the
Bastille, when the broken french window opened and
Dr Hirsch came out on the balcony. For an instant
the fury half turned to laughter; for he was an absurd
figure in such a scene. His long bare neck and
sloping shoulders were the shape of a champagne bottle,
but that was the only festive thing about him.
His coat hung on him as on a peg; he wore his carrot-coloured
hair long and weedy; his cheeks and chin were fully
fringed with one of those irritating beards that begin
far from the mouth. He was very pale, and he
wore blue spectacles.
Livid as he was, he spoke with a sort
of prim decision, so that the mob fell silent in the
middle of his third sentence.
“...only two things to say to
you now. The first is to my foes, the second
to my friends. To my foes I say: It is true
I will not meet M. Dubosc, though he is storming outside
this very room. It is true I have asked two other
men to confront him for me. And I will tell you
why! Because I will not and must not see him -because
it would be against all rules of dignity and honour
to see him. Before I am triumphantly cleared
before a court, there is another arbitration this gentleman
owes me as a gentleman, and in referring him to my
seconds I am strictly -”
Armagnac and Brun were waving their
hats wildly, and even the Doctor’s enemies roared
applause at this unexpected defiance. Once more
a few sentences were inaudible, but they could hear
him say: “To my friends -I myself
should always prefer weapons purely intellectual, and
to these an evolved humanity will certainly confine
itself. But our own most precious truth is the
fundamental force of matter and heredity. My books
are successful; my theories are unrefuted; but I suffer
in politics from a prejudice almost physical in the
French. I cannot speak like Clemenceau and Deroulede,
for their words are like echoes of their pistols.
The French ask for a duellist as the English ask for
a sportsman. Well, I give my proofs: I will
pay this barbaric bribe, and then go back to reason
for the rest of my life.”
Two men were instantly found in the
crowd itself to offer their services to Colonel Dubosc,
who came out presently, satisfied. One was the
common soldier with the coffee, who said simply:
“I will act for you, sir. I am the Duc
de Valognes.” The other was the big
man, whom his friend the priest sought at first to
dissuade; and then walked away alone.
In the early evening a light dinner
was spread at the back of the Cafe Charlemagne.
Though unroofed by any glass or gilt plaster, the guests
were nearly all under a delicate and irregular roof
of leaves; for the ornamental trees stood so thick
around and among the tables as to give something of
the dimness and the dazzle of a small orchard.
At one of the central tables a very stumpy little
priest sat in complete solitude, and applied himself
to a pile of whitebait with the gravest sort of enjoyment.
His daily living being very plain, he had a peculiar
taste for sudden and isolated luxuries; he was an
abstemious epicure. He did not lift his eyes
from his plate, round which red pepper, lemons, brown
bread and butter, etc., were rigidly ranked, until
a tall shadow fell across the table, and his friend
Flambeau sat down opposite. Flambeau was gloomy.
“I’m afraid I must chuck
this business,” said he heavily. “I’m
all on the side of the French soldiers like Dubosc,
and I’m all against the French atheists like
Hirsch; but it seems to me in this case we’ve
made a mistake. The Duke and I thought it as
well to investigate the charge, and I must say I’m
glad we did.”
“Is the paper a forgery, then?” asked
the priest
“That’s just the odd thing,”
replied Flambeau. “It’s exactly like
Hirsch’s writing, and nobody can point out any
mistake in it. But it wasn’t written by
Hirsch. If he’s a French patriot he didn’t
write it, because it gives information to Germany.
And if he’s a German spy he didn’t write
it, well -because it doesn’t give information
to Germany.”
“You mean the information is wrong?” asked
Father Brown.
“Wrong,” replied the other,
“and wrong exactly where Dr Hirsch would have
been right -about the hiding-place of his
own secret formula in his own official department.
By favour of Hirsch and the authorities, the Duke
and I have actually been allowed to inspect the secret
drawer at the War Office where the Hirsch formula
is kept. We are the only people who have ever
known it, except the inventor himself and the Minister
for War; but the Minister permitted it to save Hirsch
from fighting. After that we really can’t
support Dubosc if his revelation is a mare’s
nest.”
“And it is?” asked Father Brown.
“It is,” said his friend
gloomily. “It is a clumsy forgery by somebody
who knew nothing of the real hiding-place. It
says the paper is in the cupboard on the right of
the Secretary’s desk. As a fact the cupboard
with the secret drawer is some way to the left of the
desk. It says the grey envelope contains a long
document written in red ink. It isn’t written
in red ink, but in ordinary black ink. It’s
manifestly absurd to say that Hirsch can have made
a mistake about a paper that nobody knew of but himself;
or can have tried to help a foreign thief by telling
him to fumble in the wrong drawer. I think we
must chuck it up and apologize to old Carrots.”
Father Brown seemed to cogitate; he
lifted a little whitebait on his fork. “You
are sure the grey envelope was in the left cupboard?”
he asked.
“Positive,” replied Flambeau.
“The grey envelope -it was a white
envelope really -was -”
Father Brown put down the small silver
fish and the fork and stared across at his companion.
“What?” he asked, in an altered voice.
“Well, what?” repeated Flambeau, eating
heartily.
“It was not grey,” said the priest.
“Flambeau, you frighten me.”
“What the deuce are you frightened of?”
“I’m frightened of a white
envelope,” said the other seriously, “If
it had only just been grey! Hang it all, it might
as well have been grey. But if it was white,
the whole business is black. The Doctor has been
dabbling in some of the old brimstone after all.”
“But I tell you he couldn’t
have written such a note!” cried Flambeau.
“The note is utterly wrong about the facts.
And innocent or guilty, Dr Hirsch knew all about the
facts.”
“The man who wrote that note
knew all about the facts,” said his clerical
companion soberly. “He could never have
got ’em so wrong without knowing about ’em.
You have to know an awful lot to be wrong on every
subject -like the devil.”
“Do you mean ?”
“I mean a man telling lies on
chance would have told some of the truth,” said
his friend firmly. “Suppose someone sent
you to find a house with a green door and a blue blind,
with a front garden but no back garden, with a dog
but no cat, and where they drank coffee but not tea.
You would say if you found no such house that it was
all made up. But I say no. I say if you
found a house where the door was blue and the blind
green, where there was a back garden and no front garden,
where cats were common and dogs instantly shot, where
tea was drunk in quarts and coffee forbidden -then
you would know you had found the house. The man
must have known that particular house to be so accurately
inaccurate.”
“But what could it mean?” demanded the
diner opposite.
“I can’t conceive,”
said Brown; “I don’t understand this Hirsch
affair at all. As long as it was only the left
drawer instead of the right, and red ink instead of
black, I thought it must be the chance blunders of
a forger, as you say. But three is a mystical
number; it finishes things. It finishes this.
That the direction about the drawer, the colour of
ink, the colour of envelope, should none of them be
right by accident, that can’t be a coincidence.
It wasn’t.”
“What was it, then? Treason?”
asked Flambeau, resuming his dinner.
“I don’t know that either,”
answered Brown, with a face of blank bewilderment.
“The only thing I can think of.... Well,
I never understood that Dreyfus case. I can always
grasp moral evidence easier than the other sorts.
I go by a man’s eyes and voice, don’t you
know, and whether his family seems happy, and by what
subjects he chooses -and avoids. Well,
I was puzzled in the Dreyfus case. Not by the
horrible things imputed both ways; I know (though
it’s not modern to say so) that human nature
in the highest places is still capable of being Cenci
or Borgia. No -, what puzzled me was
the sincerity of both parties. I don’t
mean the political parties; the rank and file are always
roughly honest, and often duped. I mean the persons
of the play. I mean the conspirators, if they
were conspirators. I mean the traitor, if he was
a traitor. I mean the men who must have known
the truth. Now Dreyfus went on like a man who
knew he was a wronged man. And yet the French
statesmen and soldiers went on as if they knew he wasn’t
a wronged man but simply a wrong ’un. I
don’t mean they behaved well; I mean they behaved
as if they were sure. I can’t describe these
things; I know what I mean.”
“I wish I did,” said his
friend. “And what has it to do with old
Hirsch?”
“Suppose a person in a position
of trust,” went on the priest, “began to
give the enemy information because it was false information.
Suppose he even thought he was saving his country
by misleading the foreigner. Suppose this brought
him into spy circles, and little loans were made to
him, and little ties tied on to him. Suppose he
kept up his contradictory position in a confused way
by never telling the foreign spies the truth, but
letting it more and more be guessed. The better
part of him (what was left of it) would still say:
’I have not helped the enemy; I said it was
the left drawer.’ The meaner part of him
would already be saying: ’But they may
have the sense to see that means the right.’
I think it is psychologically possible -in
an enlightened age, you know.”
“It may be psychologically possible,”
answered Flambeau, “and it certainly would explain
Dreyfus being certain he was wronged and his judges
being sure he was guilty. But it won’t wash
historically, because Dreyfus’s document (if
it was his document) was literally correct.”
“I wasn’t thinking of Dreyfus,”
said Father Brown.
Silence had sunk around them with
the emptying of the tables; it was already late, though
the sunlight still clung to everything, as if accidentally
entangled in the trees. In the stillness Flambeau
shifted his seat sharply -making an isolated
and echoing noise -and threw his elbow over
the angle of it. “Well,” he said,
rather harshly, “if Hirsch is not better than
a timid treason-monger...”
“You mustn’t be too hard
on them,” said Father Brown gently. “It’s
not entirely their fault; but they have no instincts.
I mean those things that make a woman refuse to dance
with a man or a man to touch an investment. They’ve
been taught that it’s all a matter of degree.”
“Anyhow,” cried Flambeau
impatiently, “he’s not a patch on my principal;
and I shall go through with it. Old Dubosc may
be a bit mad, but he’s a sort of patriot after
all.”
Father Brown continued to consume whitebait.
Something in the stolid way he did
so caused Flambeau’s fierce black eyes to ramble
over his companion afresh. “What’s
the matter with you?” Flambeau demanded.
“Dubosc’s all right in that way. You
don’t doubt him?”
“My friend,” said the
small priest, laying down his knife and fork in a
kind of cold despair, “I doubt everything.
Everything, I mean, that has happened today.
I doubt the whole story, though it has been acted before
my face. I doubt every sight that my eyes have
seen since morning. There is something in this
business quite different from the ordinary police
mystery where one man is more or less lying and the
other man more or less telling the truth. Here
both men.... Well! I’ve told you the
only theory I can think of that could satisfy anybody.
It doesn’t satisfy me.”
“Nor me either,” replied
Flambeau frowning, while the other went on eating
fish with an air of entire resignation. “If
all you can suggest is that notion of a message conveyed
by contraries, I call it uncommonly clever, but...well,
what would you call it?”
“I should call it thin,”
said the priest promptly. “I should call
it uncommonly thin. But that’s the queer
thing about the whole business. The lie is like
a schoolboy’s. There are only three versions,
Dubosc’s and Hirsch’s and that fancy of
mine. Either that note was written by a French
officer to ruin a French official; or it was written
by the French official to help German officers; or
it was written by the French official to mislead German
officers. Very well. You’d expect a
secret paper passing between such people, officials
or officers, to look quite different from that.
You’d expect, probably a cipher, certainly abbreviations;
most certainly scientific and strictly professional
terms. But this thing’s elaborately simple,
like a penny dreadful: ’In the purple grotto
you will find the golden casket.’ It looks
as if... as if it were meant to be seen through at
once.”
Almost before they could take it in
a short figure in French uniform had walked up to
their table like the wind, and sat down with a sort
of thump.
“I have extraordinary news,”
said the Duc de Valognes. “I have
just come from this Colonel of ours. He is packing
up to leave the country, and he asks us to make his
excuses sur lé terrain.”
“What?” cried Flambeau,
with an incredulity quite frightful -“apologize?”
“Yes,” said the Duke gruffly;
“then and there -before everybody -when
the swords are drawn. And you and I have to do
it while he is leaving the country.”
“But what can this mean?”
cried Flambeau. “He can’t be afraid
of that little Hirsch! Confound it!” he
cried, in a kind of rational rage; “nobody could
be afraid of Hirsch!”
“I believe it’s some plot!”
snapped Valognes -“some plot of the
Jews and Freemasons. It’s meant to work
up glory for Hirsch...”
The face of Father Brown was commonplace,
but curiously contented; it could shine with ignorance
as well as with knowledge. But there was always
one flash when the foolish mask fell, and the wise
mask fitted itself in its place; and Flambeau, who
knew his friend, knew that his friend had suddenly
understood. Brown said nothing, but finished his
plate of fish.
“Where did you last see our
precious Colonel?” asked Flambeau, irritably.
“He’s round at the Hotel
Saint Louis by the Elysee, where we drove with him.
He’s packing up, I tell you.”
“Will he be there still, do
you think?” asked Flambeau, frowning at the
table.
“I don’t think he can
get away yet,” replied the Duke; “he’s
packing to go a long journey...”
“No,” said Father Brown,
quite simply, but suddenly standing up, “for
a very short journey. For one of the shortest,
in fact. But we may still be in time to catch
him if we go there in a motor-cab.”
Nothing more could be got out of him
until the cab swept round the corner by the Hotel
Saint Louis, where they got out, and he led the party
up a side lane already in deep shadow with the growing
dusk. Once, when the Duke impatiently asked whether
Hirsch was guilty of treason or not, he answered rather
absently: “No; only of ambition -like
Cæsar.” Then he somewhat inconsequently
added: “He lives a very lonely life; he
has had to do everything for himself.”
“Well, if he’s ambitious,
he ought to be satisfied now,” said Flambeau
rather bitterly. “All Paris will cheer him
now our cursed Colonel has turned tail.”
“Don’t talk so loud,”
said Father Brown, lowering his voice, “your
cursed Colonel is just in front.”
The other two started and shrank farther
back into the shadow of the wall, for the sturdy figure
of their runaway principal could indeed be seen shuffling
along in the twilight in front, a bag in each hand.
He looked much the same as when they first saw him,
except that he had changed his picturesque mountaineering
knickers for a conventional pair of trousers.
It was clear he was already escaping from the hotel.
The lane down which they followed
him was one of those that seem to be at the back of
things, and look like the wrong side of the stage
scenery. A colourless, continuous wall ran down
one flank of it, interrupted at intervals by dull-hued
and dirt-stained doors, all shut fast and featureless
save for the chalk scribbles of some passing gamin.
The tops of trees, mostly rather depressing evergreens,
showed at intervals over the top of the wall, and
beyond them in the grey and purple gloaming could
be seen the back of some long terrace of tall Parisian
houses, really comparatively close, but somehow looking
as inaccessible as a range of marble mountains.
On the other side of the lane ran the high gilt railings
of a gloomy park.
Flambeau was looking round him in
rather a weird way. “Do you know,”
he said, “there is something about this place
that -”
“Hullo!” called out the
Duke sharply; “that fellow’s disappeared.
Vanished, like a blasted fairy!”
“He has a key,” explained
their clerical friend. “He’s only
gone into one of these garden doors,” and as
he spoke they heard one of the dull wooden doors close
again with a click in front of them.
Flambeau strode up to the door thus
shut almost in his face, and stood in front of it
for a moment, biting his black moustache in a fury
of curiosity. Then he threw up his long arms
and swung himself aloft like a monkey and stood on
the top of the wall, his enormous figure dark against
the purple sky, like the dark tree-tops.
The Duke looked at the priest.
“Dubosc’s escape is more elaborate than
we thought,” he said; “but I suppose he
is escaping from France.”
“He is escaping from everywhere,” answered
Father Brown.
Valognes’s eyes brightened,
but his voice sank. “Do you mean suicide?”
he asked.
“You will not find his body,” replied
the other.
A kind of cry came from Flambeau on
the wall above. “My God,” he exclaimed
in French, “I know what this place is now!
Why, it’s the back of the street where old Hirsch
lives. I thought I could recognize the back of
a house as well as the back of a man.”
“And Dubosc’s gone in
there!” cried the Duke, smiting his hip.
“Why, they’ll meet after all!” And
with sudden Gallic vivacity he hopped up on the wall
beside Flambeau and sat there positively kicking his
legs with excitement. The priest alone remained
below, leaning against the wall, with his back to
the whole theatre of events, and looking wistfully
across to the park palings and the twinkling, twilit
trees.
The Duke, however stimulated, had
the instincts of an aristocrat, and desired rather
to stare at the house than to spy on it; but Flambeau,
who had the instincts of a burglar (and a detective),
had already swung himself from the wall into the fork
of a straggling tree from which he could crawl quite
close to the only illuminated window in the back of
the high dark house. A red blind had been pulled
down over the light, but pulled crookedly, so that
it gaped on one side, and by risking his neck along
a branch that looked as treacherous as a twig, Flambeau
could just see Colonel Dubosc walking about in a brilliantly-lighted
and luxurious bedroom. But close as Flambeau
was to the house, he heard the words of his colleagues
by the wall, and repeated them in a low voice.
“Yes, they will meet now after all!”
“They will never meet,”
said Father Brown. “Hirsch was right when
he said that in such an affair the principals must
not meet. Have you read a queer psychological
story by Henry James, of two persons who so perpetually
missed meeting each other by accident that they began
to feel quite frightened of each other, and to think
it was fate? This is something of the kind, but
more curious.”
“There are people in Paris who
will cure them of such morbid fancies,” said
Valognes vindictively. “They will jolly
well have to meet if we capture them and force them
to fight.”
“They will not meet on the Day
of Judgement,” said the priest. “If
God Almighty held the truncheon of the lists, if St
Michael blew the trumpet for the swords to cross -even
then, if one of them stood ready, the other would
not come.”
“Oh, what does all this mysticism
mean?” cried the Duc de Valognes,
impatiently; “why on earth shouldn’t they
meet like other people?”
“They are the opposite of each
other,” said Father Brown, with a queer kind
of smile. “They contradict each other.
They cancel out, so to speak.”
He continued to gaze at the darkening
trees opposite, but Valognes turned his head sharply
at a suppressed exclamation from Flambeau. That
investigator, peering into the lighted room, had just
seen the Colonel, after a pace or two, proceed to
take his coat off. Flambeau’s first thought
was that this really looked like a fight; but he soon
dropped the thought for another. The solidity
and squareness of Dubosc’s chest and shoulders
was all a powerful piece of padding and came off with
his coat. In his shirt and trousers he was a
comparatively slim gentleman, who walked across the
bedroom to the bathroom with no more pugnacious purpose
than that of washing himself. He bent over a basin,
dried his dripping hands and face on a towel, and
turned again so that the strong light fell on his
face. His brown complexion had gone, his big black
moustache had gone; he -was clean-shaven
and very pate. Nothing remained of the Colonel
but his bright, hawk-like, brown eyes. Under the
wall Father Brown was going on in heavy meditation,
as if to himself.
“It is all just like what I
was saying to Flambeau. These opposites won’t
do. They don’t work. They don’t
fight. If it’s white instead of black,
and solid instead of liquid, and so on all along the
line -then there’s something wrong,
Monsieur, there’s something wrong. One of
these men is fair and the other dark, one stout and
the other slim, one strong and the other weak.
One has a moustache and no beard, so you can’t
see his mouth; the other has a beard and no moustache,
so you can’t see his chin. One has hair
cropped to his skull, but a scarf to hide his neck;
the other has low shirt-collars, but long hair to bide
his skull. It’s all too neat and correct,
Monsieur, and there’s something wrong. Things
made so opposite are things that cannot quarrel.
Wherever the one sticks out the other sinks in.
Like a face and a mask, like a lock and a key...”
Flambeau was peering into the house
with a visage as white as a sheet. The occupant
of the room was standing with his back to him, but
in front of a looking-glass, and had already fitted
round his face a sort of framework of rank red hair,
hanging disordered from the head and clinging round
the jaws and chin while leaving the mocking mouth
uncovered. Seen thus in the glass the white face
looked like the face of Judas laughing horribly and
surrounded by capering flames of hell. For a
spasm Flambeau saw the fierce, red-brown eyes dancing,
then they were covered with a pair of blue spectacles.
Slipping on a loose black coat, the figure vanished
towards the front of the house. A few moments
later a roar of popular applause from the street beyond
announced that Dr Hirsch had once more appeared upon
the balcony.