Two men appeared simultaneously at
the two ends of a sort of passage running along the
side of the Apollo Theatre in the Adelphi. The
evening daylight in the streets was large and luminous,
opalescent and empty. The passage was comparatively
long and dark, so each man could see the other as
a mere black silhouette at the other end. Nevertheless,
each man knew the other, even in that inky outline;
for they were both men of striking appearance and
they hated each other.
The covered passage opened at one
end on one of the steep streets of the Adelphi, and
at the other on a terrace overlooking the sunset-coloured
river. One side of the passage was a blank wall,
for the building it supported was an old unsuccessful
theatre restaurant, now shut up. The other side
of the passage contained two doors, one at each end.
Neither was what was commonly called the stage door;
they were a sort of special and private stage doors
used by very special performers, and in this case
by the star actor and actress in the Shakespearean
performance of the day. Persons of that eminence
often like to have such private exits and entrances,
for meeting friends or avoiding them.
The two men in question were certainly
two such friends, men who evidently knew the doors
and counted on their opening, for each approached
the door at the upper end with equal coolness and confidence.
Not, however, with equal speed; but the man who walked
fast was the man from the other end of the tunnel,
so they both arrived before the secret stage door
almost at the same instant. They saluted each
other with civility, and waited a moment before one
of them, the sharper walker who seemed to have the
shorter patience, knocked at the door.
In this and everything else each man
was opposite and neither could be called inferior.
As private persons both were handsome, capable and
popular. As public persons, both were in the first
public rank. But everything about them, from
their glory to their good looks, was of a diverse
and incomparable kind. Sir Wilson Seymour was
the kind of man whose importance is known to everybody
who knows. The more you mixed with the innermost
ring in every polity or profession, the more often
you met Sir Wilson Seymour. He was the one intelligent
man on twenty unintelligent committees -on
every sort of subject, from the reform of the Royal
Academy to the project of bimetallism for Greater Britain.
In the Arts especially he was omnipotent. He was
so unique that nobody could quite decide whether he
was a great aristocrat who had taken up Art, or a
great artist whom the aristocrats had taken up.
But you could not meet him for five minutes without
realizing that you had really been ruled by him all
your life.
His appearance was “distinguished”
in exactly the same sense; it was at once conventional
and unique. Fashion could have found no fault
with his high silk hat -, yet it was unlike
anyone else’s hat -a little higher,
perhaps, and adding something to his natural height.
His tall, slender figure had a slight stoop yet it
looked the reverse of feeble. His hair was silver-grey,
but he did not look old; it was worn longer than the
common yet he did not look effeminate; it was curly
but it did not look curled. His carefully pointed
beard made him look more manly and militant than otherwise,
as it does in those old admirals of Velazquez with
whose dark portraits his house was hung. His grey
gloves were a shade bluer, his silver-knobbed cane
a shade longer than scores of such gloves and canes
flapped and flourished about the theatres and the
restaurants.
The other man was not so tall, yet
would have struck nobody as short, but merely as strong
and handsome. His hair also was curly, but fair
and cropped close to a strong, massive head -the
sort of head you break a door with, as Chaucer said
of the Miller’s. His military moustache
and the carriage of his shoulders showed him a soldier,
but he had a pair of those peculiar frank and piercing
blue eyes which are more common in sailors. His
face was somewhat square, his jaw was square, his shoulders
were square, even his jacket was square. Indeed,
in the wild school of caricature then current, Mr
Max Beerbohm had represented him as a proposition
in the fourth book of Euclid.
For he also was a public man, though
with quite another sort of success. You did not
have to be in the best society to have heard of Captain
Cutler, of the siege of Hong-Kong, and the great march
across China. You could not get away from hearing
of him wherever you were; his portrait was on every
other postcard; his maps and battles in every other
illustrated paper; songs in his honour in every other
music-hall turn or on every other barrel-organ.
His fame, though probably more temporary, was ten
times more wide, popular and spontaneous than the other
man’s. In thousands of English homes he
appeared enormous above England, like Nelson.
Yet he had infinitely less power in England than Sir
Wilson Seymour.
The door was opened to them by an
aged servant or “dresser”, whose broken-down
face and figure and black shabby coat and trousers
contrasted queerly with the glittering interior of
the great actress’s dressing-room. It was
fitted and filled with looking-glasses at every angle
of refraction, so that they looked like the hundred
facets of one huge diamond -if one could
get inside a diamond. The other features of luxury,
a few flowers, a few coloured cushions, a few scraps
of stage costume, were multiplied by all the mirrors
into the madness of the Arabian Nights, and danced
and changed places perpetually as the shuffling attendant
shifted a mirror outwards or shot one back against
the wall.
They both spoke to the dingy dresser
by name, calling him Parkinson, and asking for the
lady as Miss Aurora Rome. Parkinson said she was
in the other room, but he would go and tell her.
A shade crossed the brow of both visitors; for the
other room was the private room of the great actor
with whom Miss Aurora was performing, and she was of
the kind that does not inflame admiration without
inflaming jealousy. In about half a minute, however,
the inner door opened, and she entered as she always
did, even in private life, so that the very silence
seemed to be a roar of applause, and one well-deserved.
She was clad in a somewhat strange garb of peacock
green and peacock blue satins, that gleamed like
blue and green metals, such as delight children and
aesthetes, and her heavy, hot brown hair framed one
of those magic faces which are dangerous to all men,
but especially to boys and to men growing grey.
In company with her male colleague, the great American
actor, Isidore Bruno, she was producing a particularly
poetical and fantastic interpretation of Midsummer
Night’s Dream: in which the artistic prominence
was given to Oberon and Titania, or in other words
to Bruno and herself. Set in dreamy and exquisite
scenery, and moving in mystical dances, the green
costume, like burnished beetle-wings, expressed all
the elusive individuality of an elfin queen.
But when personally confronted in what was still broad
daylight, a man looked only at the woman’s face.
She greeted both men with the beaming
and baffling smile which kept so many males at the
same just dangerous distance from her. She accepted
some flowers from Cutler, which were as tropical and
expensive as his victories; and another sort of present
from Sir Wilson Seymour, offered later on and more
nonchalantly by that gentleman. For it was against
his breeding to show eagerness, and against his conventional
unconventionality to give anything so obvious as flowers.
He had picked up a trifle, he said, which was rather
a curiosity, it was an ancient Greek dagger of the
Mycenaean Epoch, and might well have been worn in
the time of Theseus and Hippolyta. It was made
of brass like all the Heroic weapons, but, oddly enough,
sharp enough to prick anyone still. He had really
been attracted to it by the leaf-like shape; it was
as perfect as a Greek vase. If it was of any
interest to Miss Rome or could come in anywhere in
the play, he hoped she would -
The inner door burst open and a big
figure appeared, who was more of a contrast to the
explanatory Seymour than even Captain Cutler.
Nearly six-foot-six, and of more than theatrical thews
and muscles, Isidore Bruno, in the gorgeous leopard
skin and golden-brown garments of Oberon, looked like
a barbaric god. He leaned on a sort of hunting-spear,
which across a theatre looked a slight, silvery wand,
but which in the small and comparatively crowded room
looked as plain as a pike-staff -and as
menacing. His vivid black eyes rolled volcanically,
his bronzed face, handsome as it was, showed at that
moment a combination of high cheekbones with set white
teeth, which recalled certain American conjectures
about his origin in the Southern plantations.
“Aurora,” he began, in
that deep voice like a drum of passion that had moved
so many audiences, “will you -”
He stopped indecisively because a
sixth figure had suddenly presented itself just inside
the doorway -a figure so incongruous in the
scene as to be almost comic. It was a very short
man in the black uniform of the Roman secular clergy,
and looking (especially in such a presence as Bruno’s
and Aurora’s) rather like the wooden Noah out
of an ark. He did not, however, seem conscious
of any contrast, but said with dull civility:
“I believe Miss Rome sent for me.”
A shrewd observer might have remarked
that the emotional temperature rather rose at so unemotional
an interruption. The detachment of a professional
celibate seemed to reveal to the others that they stood
round the woman as a ring of amorous rivals; just as
a stranger coming in with frost on his coat will reveal
that a room is like a furnace. The presence of
the one man who did not care about her increased Miss
Rome’s sense that everybody else was in love
with her, and each in a somewhat dangerous way:
the actor with all the appetite of a savage and a spoilt
child; the soldier with all the simple selfishness
of a man of will rather than mind; Sir Wilson with
that daily hardening concentration with which old
Hedonists take to a hobby; nay, even the abject Parkinson,
who had known her before her triumphs, and who followed
her about the room with eyes or feet, with the dumb
fascination of a dog.
A shrewd person might also have noted
a yet odder thing. The man like a black wooden
Noah (who was not wholly without shrewdness) noted
it with a considerable but contained amusement.
It was evident that the great Aurora, though by no
means indifferent to the admiration of the other sex,
wanted at this moment to get rid of all the men who
admired her and be left alone with the man who did
not -did not admire her in that sense at
least; for the little priest did admire and even enjoy
the firm feminine diplomacy with which she set about
her task. There was, perhaps, only one thing
that Aurora Rome was clever about, and that was one
half of humanity -the other half. The
little priest watched, like a Napoleonic campaign,
the swift precision of her policy for expelling all
while banishing none. Bruno, the big actor, was
so babyish that it was easy to send him off in brute
sulks, banging the door. Cutler, the British
officer, was pachydermatous to ideas, but punctilious
about behaviour. He would ignore all hints, but
he would die rather than ignore a definite commission
from a lady. As to old Seymour, he had to be
treated differently; he had to be left to the last.
The only way to move him was to appeal to him in confidence
as an old friend, to let him into the secret of the
clearance. The priest did really admire Miss Rome
as she achieved all these three objects in one selected
action.
She went across to Captain Cutler
and said in her sweetest manner: “I shall
value all these flowers, because they must be your
favourite flowers. But they won’t be complete,
you know, without my favourite flower. Do go
over to that shop round the corner and get me some
lilies-of-the-valley, and then it will be quite lovely.”
The first object of her diplomacy,
the exit of the enraged Bruno, was at once achieved.
He had already handed his spear in a lordly style,
like a sceptre, to the piteous Parkinson, and was
about to assume one of the cushioned seats like a
throne. But at this open appeal to his rival
there glowed in his opal eyeballs all the sensitive
insolence of the slave; he knotted his enormous brown
fists for an instant, and then, dashing open the door,
disappeared into his own apartments beyond. But
meanwhile Miss Rome’s experiment in mobilizing
the British Army had not succeeded so simply as seemed
probable. Cutler had indeed risen stiffly and
suddenly, and walked towards the door, hatless, as
if at a word of command. But perhaps there was
something ostentatiously elegant about the languid
figure of Seymour leaning against one of the looking-glasses
that brought him up short at the entrance, turning
his head this way and that like a bewildered bulldog.
“I must show this stupid man
where to go,” said Aurora in a whisper to Seymour,
and ran out to the threshold to speed the parting guest.
Seymour seemed to be listening, elegant
and unconscious as was his posture, and he seemed
relieved when he heard the lady call out some last
instructions to the Captain, and then turn sharply
and run laughing down the passage towards the other
end, the end on the terrace above the Thames.
Yet a second or two after Seymour’s brow darkened
again. A man in his position has so many rivals,
and he remembered that at the other end of the passage
was the corresponding entrance to Bruno’s private
room. He did not lose his dignity; he said some
civil words to Father Brown about the revival of Byzantine
architecture in the Westminster Cathedral, and then,
quite naturally, strolled out himself into the upper
end of the passage. Father Brown and Parkinson
were left alone, and they were neither of them men
with a taste for superfluous conversation. The
dresser went round the room, pulling out looking-glasses
and pushing them in again, his dingy dark coat and
trousers looking all the more dismal since he was still
holding the festive fairy spear of King Oberon.
Every time he pulled out the frame of a new glass,
a new black figure of Father Brown appeared; the absurd
glass chamber was full of Father Browns, upside down
in the air like angels, turning somersaults like acrobats,
turning their backs to everybody like very rude persons.
Father Brown seemed quite unconscious
of this cloud of witnesses, but followed Parkinson
with an idly attentive eye till he took himself and
his absurd spear into the farther room of Bruno.
Then he abandoned himself to such abstract meditations
as always amused him -calculating the angles
of the mirrors, the angles of each refraction, the
angle at which each must fit into the wall...when
he heard a strong but strangled cry.
He sprang to his feet and stood rigidly
listening. At the same instant Sir Wilson Seymour
burst back into the room, white as ivory. “Who’s
that man in the passage?” he cried. “Where’s
that dagger of mine?”
Before Father Brown could turn in
his heavy boots Seymour was plunging about the room
looking for the weapon. And before he could possibly
find that weapon or any other, a brisk running of feet
broke upon the pavement outside, and the square face
of Cutler was thrust into the same doorway. He
was still grotesquely grasping a bunch of lilies-of-the-valley.
“What’s this?” he cried. “What’s
that creature down the passage? Is this some
of your tricks?”
“My tricks!” hissed his
pale rival, and made a stride towards him.
In the instant of time in which all
this happened Father Brown stepped out into the top
of the passage, looked down it, and at once walked
briskly towards what he saw.
At this the other two men dropped
their quarrel and darted after him, Cutler calling
out: “What are you doing? Who are you?”
“My name is Brown,” said
the priest sadly, as he bent over something and straightened
himself again. “Miss Rome sent for me, and
I came as quickly as I could. I have come too
late.”
The three men looked down, and in
one of them at least the life died in that late light
of afternoon. It ran along the passage like a
path of gold, and in the midst of it Aurora Rome lay
lustrous in her robes of green and gold, with her
dead face turned upwards. Her dress was torn
away as in a struggle, leaving the right shoulder bare,
but the wound from which the blood was welling was
on the other side. The brass dagger lay flat
and gleaming a yard or so away.
There was a blank stillness for a
measurable time, so that they could hear far off a
flower-girl’s laugh outside Charing Cross, and
someone whistling furiously for a taxicab in one of
the streets off the Strand. Then the Captain,
with a movement so sudden that it might have been
passion or play-acting, took Sir Wilson Seymour by
the throat.
Seymour looked at him steadily without
either fight or fear. “You need not kill
me,” he said in a voice quite cold; “I
shall do that on my own account.”
The Captain’s hand hesitated
and dropped; and the other added with the same icy
candour: “If I find I haven’t the
nerve to do it with that dagger I can do it in a month
with drink.”
“Drink isn’t good enough
for me,” replied Cutler, “but I’ll
have blood for this before I die. Not yours -but
I think I know whose.”
And before the others could appreciate
his intention he snatched up the dagger, sprang at
the other door at the lower end of the passage, burst
it open, bolt and all, and confronted Bruno in his
dressing-room. As he did so, old Parkinson tottered
in his wavering way out of the door and caught sight
of the corpse lying in the passage. He moved shakily
towards it; looked at it weakly with a working face;
then moved shakily back into the dressing-room again,
and sat down suddenly on one of the richly cushioned
chairs. Father Brown instantly ran across to him,
taking no notice of Cutler and the colossal actor,
though the room already rang with their blows and
they began to struggle for the dagger. Seymour,
who retained some practical sense, was whistling for
the police at the end of the passage.
When the police arrived it was to
tear the two men from an almost ape-like grapple;
and, after a few formal inquiries, to arrest Isidore
Bruno upon a charge of murder, brought against him
by his furious opponent. The idea that the great
national hero of the hour had arrested a wrongdoer
with his own hand doubtless had its weight with the
police, who are not without elements of the journalist.
They treated Cutler with a certain solemn attention,
and pointed out that he had got a slight slash on
the hand. Even as Cutler bore him back across
tilted chair and table, Bruno had twisted the dagger
out of his grasp and disabled him just below the wrist.
The injury was really slight, but till he was removed
from the room the half-savage prisoner stared at the
running blood with a steady smile.
“Looks a cannibal sort of chap,
don’t he?” said the constable confidentially
to Cutler.
Cutler made no answer, but said sharply
a moment after: “We must attend to the...the
death...” and his voice escaped from articulation.
“The two deaths,” came
in the voice of the priest from the farther side of
the room. “This poor fellow was gone when
I got across to him.” And he stood looking
down at old Parkinson, who sat in a black huddle on
the gorgeous chair. He also had paid his tribute,
not without eloquence, to the woman who had died.
The silence was first broken by Cutler,
who seemed not untouched by a rough tenderness.
“I wish I was him,” he said huskily.
“I remember he used to watch her wherever she
walked more than -anybody. She was his
air, and he’s dried up. He’s just
dead.”
“We are all dead,” said
Seymour in a strange voice, looking down the road.
They took leave of Father Brown at
the corner of the road, with some random apologies
for any rudeness they might have shown. Both their
faces were tragic, but also cryptic.
The mind of the little priest was
always a rabbit-warren of wild thoughts that jumped
too quickly for him to catch them. Like the white
tail of a rabbit he had the vanishing thought that
he was certain of their grief, but not so certain
of their innocence.
“We had better all be going,”
said Seymour heavily; “we have done all we can
to help.”
“Will you understand my motives,”
asked Father Brown quietly, “if I say you have
done all you can to hurt?”
They both started as if guiltily,
and Cutler said sharply: “To hurt whom?”
“To hurt yourselves,”
answered the priest. “I would not add to
your troubles if it weren’t common justice to
warn you. You’ve done nearly everything
you could do to hang yourselves, if this actor should
be acquitted. They’ll be sure to subpoena
me; I shall be bound to say that after the cry was
heard each of you rushed into the room in a wild state
and began quarrelling about a dagger. As far as
my words on oath can go, you might either of you have
done it. You hurt yourselves with that; and then
Captain Cutler must have hurt himself with the dagger.”
“Hurt myself!” exclaimed
the Captain, with contempt. “A silly little
scratch.”
“Which drew blood,” replied
the priest, nodding. “We know there’s
blood on the brass now. And so we shall never
know whether there was blood on it before.”
There was a silence; and then Seymour
said, with an emphasis quite alien to his daily accent:
“But I saw a man in the passage.”
“I know you did,” answered
the cleric Brown with a face of wood, “so did
Captain Cutler. That’s what seems so improbable.”
Before either could make sufficient
sense of it even to answer, Father Brown had politely
excused himself and gone stumping up the road with
his stumpy old umbrella.
As modern newspapers are conducted,
the most honest and most important news is the police
news. If it be true that in the twentieth century
more space is given to murder than to politics, it
is for the excellent reason that murder is a more
serious subject. But even this would hardly explain
the enormous omnipresence and widely distributed detail
of “The Bruno Case,” or “The Passage
Mystery,” in the Press of London and the provinces.
So vast was the excitement that for some weeks the
Press really told the truth; and the reports of examination
and cross-examination, if interminable, even if intolerable
are at least reliable. The true reason, of course,
was the coincidence of persons. The victim was
a popular actress; the accused was a popular actor;
and the accused had been caught red-handed, as it
were, by the most popular soldier of the patriotic
season. In those extraordinary circumstances
the Press was paralysed into probity and accuracy;
and the rest of this somewhat singular business can
practically be recorded from reports of Bruno’s
trial.
The trial was presided over by Mr
Justice Monkhouse, one of those who are jeered at
as humorous judges, but who are generally much more
serious than the serious judges, for their levity comes
from a living impatience of professional solemnity;
while the serious judge is really filled with frivolity,
because he is filled with vanity. All the chief
actors being of a worldly importance, the barristers
were well balanced; the prosecutor for the Crown was
Sir Walter Cowdray, a heavy, but weighty advocate
of the sort that knows how to seem English and trustworthy,
and how to be rhetorical with reluctance. The
prisoner was defended by Mr Patrick Butler, K.C.,
who was mistaken for a mere flaneur by those who misunderstood
the Irish character -and those who had not
been examined by him. The medical evidence involved
no contradictions, the doctor, whom Seymour had summoned
on the spot, agreeing with the eminent surgeon who
had later examined the body. Aurora Rome had been
stabbed with some sharp instrument such as a knife
or dagger; some instrument, at least, of which the
blade was short. The wound was just over the
heart, and she had died instantly. When the doctor
first saw her she could hardly have been dead for
twenty minutes. Therefore when Father Brown found
her she could hardly have been dead for three.
Some official detective evidence followed,
chiefly concerned with the presence or absence of
any proof of a struggle; the only suggestion of this
was the tearing of the dress at the shoulder, and this
did not seem to fit in particularly well with the
direction and finality of the blow. When these
details had been supplied, though not explained, the
first of the important witnesses was called.
Sir Wilson Seymour gave evidence as
he did everything else that he did at all -not
only well, but perfectly. Though himself much
more of a public man than the judge, he conveyed exactly
the fine shade of self-effacement before the King’s
justice; and though everyone looked at him as they
would at the Prime Minister or the Archbishop of Canterbury,
they could have said nothing of his part in it but
that it was that of a private gentleman, with an accent
on the noun. He was also refreshingly lucid,
as he was on the committees. He had been calling
on Miss Rome at the theatre; he had met Captain Cutler
there; they had been joined for a short time by the
accused, who had then returned to his own dressing-room;
they had then been joined by a Roman Catholic priest,
who asked for the deceased lady and said his name
was Brown. Miss Rome had then gone just outside
the theatre to the entrance of the passage, in order
to point out to Captain Cutler a flower-shop at which
he was to buy her some more flowers; and the witness
had remained in the room, exchanging a few words with
the priest. He had then distinctly heard the
deceased, having sent the Captain on his errand, turn
round laughing and run down the passage towards its
other end, where was the prisoner’s dressing-room.
In idle curiosity as to the rapid movement of his
friends, he had strolled out to the head of the passage
himself and looked down it towards the prisoner’s
door. Did he see anything in the passage?
Yes; he saw something in the passage.
Sir Walter Cowdray allowed an impressive
interval, during which the witness looked down, and
for all his usual composure seemed to have more than
his usual pallor. Then the barrister said in a
lower voice, which seemed at once sympathetic and
creepy: “Did you see it distinctly?”
Sir Wilson Seymour, however moved,
had his excellent brains in full working-order.
“Very distinctly as regards its outline, but
quite indistinctly, indeed not at all, as regards
the details inside the outline. The passage is
of such length that anyone in the middle of it appears
quite black against the light at the other end.”
The witness lowered his steady eyes once more and
added: “I had noticed the fact before,
when Captain Cutler first entered it.” There
was another silence, and the judge leaned forward
and made a note.
“Well,” said Sir Walter
patiently, “what was the outline like? Was
it, for instance, like the figure of the murdered
woman?”
“Not in the least,” answered Seymour quietly.
“What did it look like to you?”
“It looked to me,” replied the witness,
“like a tall man.”
Everyone in court kept his eyes riveted
on his pen, or his umbrella-handle, or his book, or
his boots or whatever he happened to be looking at.
They seemed to be holding their eyes away from the
prisoner by main force; but they felt his figure in
the dock, and they felt it as gigantic. Tall
as Bruno was to the eye, he seemed to swell taller
and taller when an eyes had been torn away from him.
Cowdray was resuming his seat with
his solemn face, smoothing his black silk robes, and
white silk whiskers. Sir Wilson was leaving the
witness-box, after a few final particulars to which
there were many other witnesses, when the counsel
for the defence sprang up and stopped him.
“I shall only detain you a moment,”
said Mr Butler, who was a rustic-looking person with
red eyebrows and an expression of partial slumber.
“Will you tell his lordship how you knew it was
a man?”
A faint, refined smile seemed to pass
over Seymour’s features. “I’m
afraid it is the vulgar test of trousers,” he
said. “When I saw daylight between the
long legs I was sure it was a man, after all.”
Butler’s sleepy eyes opened
as suddenly as some silent explosion. “After
all!” he repeated slowly. “So you
did think at first it was a woman?”
Seymour looked troubled for the first
time. “It is hardly a point of fact,”
he said, “but if his lordship would like me to
answer for my impression, of course I shall do so.
There was something about the thing that was not exactly
a woman and yet was not quite a man; somehow the curves
were different. And it had something that looked
like long hair.”
“Thank you,” said Mr Butler,
K.C., and sat down suddenly, as if he had got what
he wanted.
Captain Cutler was a far less plausible
and composed witness than Sir Wilson, but his account
of the opening incidents was solidly the same.
He described the return of Bruno to his dressing-room,
the dispatching of himself to buy a bunch of lilies-of-the-valley,
his return to the upper end of the passage, the thing
he saw in the passage, his suspicion of Seymour, and
his struggle with Bruno. But he could give little
artistic assistance about the black figure that he
and Seymour had seen. Asked about its outline,
he said he was no art critic -with a somewhat
too obvious sneer at Seymour. Asked if it was
a man or a woman, he said it looked more like a beast -with
a too obvious snarl at the prisoner. But the
man was plainly shaken with sorrow and sincere anger,
and Cowdray quickly excused him from confirming facts
that were already fairly clear.
The defending counsel also was again
brief in his cross-examination; although (as was his
custom) even in being brief, he seemed to take a long
time about it. “You used a rather remarkable
expression,” he said, looking at Cutler sleepily.
“What do you mean by saying that it looked more
like a beast than a man or a woman?”
Cutler seemed seriously agitated.
“Perhaps I oughtn’t to have said that,”
he said; “but when the brute has huge humped
shoulders like a chimpanzee, and bristles sticking
out of its head like a pig -”
Mr Butler cut short his curious impatience
in the middle. “Never mind whether its
hair was like a pig’s,” he said, “was
it like a woman’s?”
“A woman’s!” cried the soldier.
“Great Scott, no!”
“The last witness said it was,”
commented the counsel, with unscrupulous swiftness.
“And did the figure have any of those serpentine
and semi-feminine curves to which eloquent allusion
has been made? No? No feminine curves?
The figure, if I understand you, was rather heavy and
square than otherwise?”
“He may have been bending forward,”
said Cutler, in a hoarse and rather faint voice.
“Or again, he may not,”
said Mr Butler, and sat down suddenly for the second
time.
The third, witness called by Sir Walter
Cowdray was the little Catholic clergyman, so little,
compared with the others, that his head seemed hardly
to come above the box, so that it was like cross-examining
a child. But unfortunately Sir Walter had somehow
got it into his head (mostly by some ramifications
of his family’s religion) that Father Brown
was on the side of the prisoner, because the prisoner
was wicked and foreign and even partly black.
Therefore he took Father Brown up sharply whenever
that proud pontiff tried to explain anything; and told
him to answer yes or no, and tell the plain facts without
any jesuitry. When Father Brown began, in his
simplicity, to say who he thought the man in the passage
was, the barrister told him that he did not want his
theories.
“A black shape was seen in the
passage. And you say you saw the black shape.
Well, what shape was it?”
Father Brown blinked as under rebuke;
but he had long known the literal nature of obedience.
“The shape,” he said, “was short
and thick, but had two sharp, black projections curved
upwards on each side of the head or top, rather like
horns, and -”
“Oh! the devil with horns, no
doubt,” ejaculated Cowdray, sitting down in
triumphant jocularity. “It was the devil
come to eat Protestants.”
“No,” said the priest
dispassionately; “I know who it was.”
Those in court had been wrought up
to an irrational, but real sense of some monstrosity.
They had forgotten the figure in the dock and thought
only of the figure in the passage. And the figure
in the passage, described by three capable and respectable
men who had all seen it, was a shifting nightmare:
one called it a woman, and the other a beast, and
the other a devil....
The judge was looking at Father Brown
with level and piercing eyes. “You are
a most extraordinary witness,” he said; “but
there is something about you that makes me think you
are trying to tell the truth. Well, who was the
man you saw in the passage?”
“He was myself,” said Father Brown.
Butler, K.C., sprang to his feet in
an extraordinary stillness, and said quite calmly:
“Your lordship will allow me to cross-examine?”
And then, without stopping, he shot at Brown the apparently
disconnected question: “You have heard
about this dagger; you know the experts say the crime
was committed with a short blade?”
“A short blade,” assented
Brown, nodding solemnly like an owl, “but a
very long hilt.”
Before the audience could quite dismiss
the idea that the priest had really seen himself doing
murder with a short dagger with a long hilt (which
seemed somehow to make it more horrible), he had himself
hurried on to explain.
“I mean daggers aren’t
the only things with short blades. Spears have
short blades. And spears catch at the end of the
steel just like daggers, if they’re that sort
of fancy spear they had in theatres; like the spear
poor old Parkinson killed his wife with, just when
she’d sent for me to settle their family troubles -and
I came just too late, God forgive me! But he
died penitent -he just died of being penitent.
He couldn’t bear what he’d done.”
The general impression in court was
that the little priest, who was gobbling away, had
literally gone mad in the box. But the judge still
looked at him with bright and steady eyes of interest;
and the counsel for the defence went on with his questions
unperturbed.
“If Parkinson did it with that
pantomime spear,” said Butler, “he must
have thrust from four yards away. How do you account
for signs of struggle, like the dress dragged off
the shoulder?” He had slipped into treating
his mere witness as an expert; but no one noticed it
now.
“The poor lady’s dress
was torn,” said the witness, “because it
was caught in a panel that slid to just behind her.
She struggled to free herself, and as she did so Parkinson
came out of the prisoner’s room and lunged with
the spear.”
“A panel?” repeated the barrister in a
curious voice.
“It was a looking-glass on the
other side,” explained Father Brown. “When
I was in the dressing-room I noticed that some of them
could probably be slid out into the passage.”
There was another vast and unnatural
silence, and this time it was the judge who spoke.
“So you really mean that when you looked down
that passage, the man you saw was yourself -in
a mirror?”
“Yes, my lord; that was what
I was trying to say,” said Brown, “but
they asked me for the shape; and our hats have corners
just like horns, and so I -”
The judge leaned forward, his old
eyes yet more brilliant, and said in specially distinct
tones: “Do you really mean to say that when
Sir Wilson Seymour saw that wild what-you-call-him
with curves and a woman’s hair and a man’s
trousers, what he saw was Sir Wilson Seymour?”
“Yes, my lord,” said Father Brown.
“And you mean to say that when
Captain Cutler saw that chimpanzee with humped shoulders
and hog’s bristles, he simply saw himself?”
“Yes, my lord.”
The judge leaned back in his chair
with a luxuriance in which it was hard to separate
the cynicism and the admiration. “And can
you tell us why,” he asked, “you should
know your own figure in a looking-glass, when two
such distinguished men don’t?”
Father Brown blinked even more painfully
than before; then he stammered: “Really,
my lord, I don’t know unless it’s because
I don’t look at it so often.”