There is somewhere in Brompton or
Kensington an interminable avenue of tall houses,
rich but largely empty, that looks like a terrace of
tombs. The very steps up to the dark front doors
seem as steep as the side of pyramids; one would hesitate
to knock at the door, lest it should be opened by
a mummy. But a yet more depressing feature in
the grey façade is its telescopic length and changeless
continuity. The pilgrim walking down it begins
to think he will never come to a break or a corner;
but there is one exception -a very small
one, but hailed by the pilgrim almost with a shout.
There is a sort of mews between two of the tall mansions,
a mere slit like the crack of a door by comparison
with the street, but just large enough to permit a
pigmy ale-house or eating-house, still allowed by
the rich to their stable-servants, to stand in the
angle. There is something cheery in its very dinginess,
and something free and elfin in its very insignificance.
At the feet of those grey stone giants it looks like
a lighted house of dwarfs.
Anyone passing the place during a
certain autumn evening, itself almost fairylike, might
have seen a hand pull aside the red half-blind which
(along with some large white lettering) half hid the
interior from the street, and a face peer out not
unlike a rather innocent goblin’s. It was,
in fact, the face of one with the harmless human name
of Brown, formerly priest of Cobhole in Essex, and
now working in London. His friend, Flambeau,
a semi-official investigator, was sitting opposite
him, making his last notes of a case he had cleared
up in the neighbourhood. They were sitting at
a small table, close up to the window, when the priest
pulled the curtain back and looked out. He waited
till a stranger in the street had passed the window,
to let the curtain fall into its place again.
Then his round eyes rolled to the large white lettering
on the window above his head, and then strayed to
the next table, at which sat only a navvy with beer
and cheese, and a young girl with red hair and a glass
of milk. Then (seeing his friend put away the
pocket-book), he said softly:
“If you’ve got ten minutes,
I wish you’d follow that man with the false
nose.”
Flambeau looked up in surprise; but
the girl with the red hair also looked up, and with
something that was stronger than astonishment.
She was simply and even loosely dressed in light brown
sacking stuff; but she was a lady, and even, on a
second glance, a rather needlessly haughty one.
“The man with the false nose!” repeated
Flambeau. “Who’s he?”
“I haven’t a notion,”
answered Father Brown. “I want you to find
out; I ask it as a favour. He went down there” -and
he jerked his thumb over his shoulder in one of his
undistinguished gestures -“and can’t
have passed three lamp-posts yet. I only want
to know the direction.”
Flambeau gazed at his friend for some
time, with an expression between perplexity and amusement;
and then, rising from the table; squeezed his huge
form out of the little door of the dwarf tavern, and
melted into the twilight.
Father Brown took a small book out
of his pocket and began to read steadily; he betrayed
no consciousness of the fact that the red-haired lady
had left her own table and sat down opposite him.
At last she leaned over and said in a low, strong
voice: “Why do you say that? How do
you know it’s false?”
He lifted his rather heavy eyelids,
which fluttered in considerable embarrassment.
Then his dubious eye roamed again to the white lettering
on the glass front of the public-house. The young
woman’s eyes followed his, and rested there
also, but in pure puzzledom.
“No,” said Father Brown,
answering her thoughts. “It doesn’t
say ‘Sela’, like the thing in the Psalms;
I read it like that myself when I was wool-gathering
just now; it says ‘Ales.’”
“Well?” inquired the staring
young lady. “What does it matter what it
says?”
His ruminating eye roved to the girl’s
light canvas sleeve, round the wrist of which ran
a very slight thread of artistic pattern, just enough
to distinguish it from a working-dress of a common
woman and make it more like the working-dress of a
lady art-student. He seemed to find much food
for thought in this; but his reply was very slow and
hesitant. “You see, madam,” he said,
“from outside the place looks -well,
it is a perfectly decent place -but ladies
like you don’t -don’t generally
think so. They never go into such places from
choice, except -”
“Well?” she repeated.
“Except an unfortunate few who don’t go
in to drink milk.”
“You are a most singular person,”
said the young lady. “What is your object
in all this?”
“Not to trouble you about it,”
he replied, very gently. “Only to arm myself
with knowledge enough to help you, if ever you freely
ask my help.”
“But why should I need help?”
He continued his dreamy monologue.
“You couldn’t have come in to see protegees,
humble friends, that sort of thing, or you’d
have gone through into the parlour...and you couldn’t
have come in because you were ill, or you’d
have spoken to the woman of the place, who’s
obviously respectable...besides, you don’t look
ill in that way, but only unhappy.... This street
is the only original long lane that has no turning;
and the houses on both sides are shut up.... I
could only suppose that you’d seen somebody
coming whom you didn’t want to meet; and found
the public-house was the only shelter in this wilderness
of stone.... I don’t think I went beyond
the licence of a stranger in glancing at the only
man who passed immediately after.... And as I
thought he looked like the wrong sort...and you looked
like the right sort.... I held myself ready to
help if he annoyed you; that is all. As for my
friend, he’ll be back soon; and he certainly
can’t find out anything by stumping down a road
like this.... I didn’t think he could.”
“Then why did you send him out?”
she cried, leaning forward with yet warmer curiosity.
She had the proud, impetuous face that goes with reddish
colouring, and a Roman nose, as it did in Marie Antoinette.
He looked at her steadily for the
first time, and said: “Because I hoped
you would speak to me.”
She looked back at him for some time
with a heated face, in which there hung a red shadow
of anger; then, despite her anxieties, humour broke
out of her eyes and the corners of her mouth, and she
answered almost grimly: “Well, if you’re
so keen on my conversation, perhaps you’ll answer
my question.” After a pause she added:
“I had the honour to ask you why you thought
the man’s nose was false.”
“The wax always spots like that
just a little in this weather,” answered Father
Brown with entire simplicity.
“But it’s such a crooked
nose,” remonstrated the red-haired girl.
The priest smiled in his turn.
“I don’t say it’s the sort of nose
one would wear out of mere foppery,” he admitted.
“This man, I think, wears it because his real
nose is so much nicer.”
“But why?” she insisted.
“What is the nursery-rhyme?”
observed Brown absent-mindedly. “There was
a crooked man and he went a crooked mile.... That
man, I fancy, has gone a very crooked road -by
following his nose.”
“Why, what’s he done?” she demanded,
rather shakily.
“I don’t want to force
your confidence by a hair,” said Father Brown,
very quietly. “But I think you could tell
me more about that than I can tell you.”
The girl sprang to her feet and stood
quite quietly, but with clenched hands, like one about
to stride away; then her hands loosened slowly, and
she sat down again. “You are more of a mystery
than all the others,” she said desperately,
“but I feel there might be a heart in your mystery.”
“What we all dread most,”
said the priest in a low voice, “is a maze with
no centre. That is why atheism is only a nightmare.”
“I will tell you everything,” said the
red-haired girl doggedly, “except why I am telling
you; and that I don’t know.”
She picked at the darned table-cloth
and went on: “You look as if you knew what
isn’t snobbery as well as what is; and when I
say that ours is a good old family, you’ll understand
it is a necessary part of the story; indeed, my chief
danger is in my brother’s high-and-dry notions,
noblesse oblige and all that. Well, my name is
Christabel Carstairs; and my father was that Colonel
Carstairs you’ve probably heard of, who made
the famous Carstairs Collection of Roman coins.
I could never describe my father to you; the nearest
I can say is that he was very like a Roman coin himself.
He was as handsome and as genuine and as valuable and
as metallic and as out-of-date. He was prouder
of his Collection than of his coat-of-arms -nobody
could say more than that. His extraordinary character
came out most in his will. He had two sons and
one daughter. He quarrelled with one son, my
brother Giles, and sent him to Australia on a small
allowance. He then made a will leaving the Carstairs
Collection, actually with a yet smaller allowance,
to my brother Arthur. He meant it as a reward,
as the highest honour he could offer, in acknowledgement
of Arthur’s loyalty and rectitude and the distinctions
he had already gained in mathematics and economics
at Cambridge. He left me practically all his
pretty large fortune; and I am sure he meant it in
contempt.
“Arthur, you may say, might
well complain of this; but Arthur is my father over
again. Though he had some differences with my
father in early youth, no sooner had he taken over
the Collection than he became like a pagan priest
dedicated to a temple. He mixed up these Roman
halfpence with the honour of the Carstairs family in
the same stiff, idolatrous way as his father before
him. He acted as if Roman money must be guarded
by all the Roman virtues. He took no pleasures;
he spent nothing on himself; he lived for the Collection.
Often he would not trouble to dress for his simple
meals; but pattered about among the corded brown-paper
parcels (which no one else was allowed to touch) in
an old brown dressing-gown. With its rope and
tassel and his pale, thin, refined face, it made him
look like an old ascetic monk. Every now and
then, though, he would appear dressed like a decidedly
fashionable gentleman; but that was only when he went
up to the London sales or shops to make an addition
to the Carstairs Collection.
“Now, if you’ve known
any young people, you won’t be shocked if I say
that I got into rather a low frame of mind with all
this; the frame of mind in which one begins to say
that the Ancient Romans were all very well in their
way. I’m not like my brother Arthur; I can’t
help enjoying enjoyment. I got a lot of romance
and rubbish where I got my red hair, from the other
side of the family. Poor Giles was the same; and
I think the atmosphere of coins might count in excuse
for him; though he really did wrong and nearly went
to prison. But he didn’t behave any worse
than I did; as you shall hear.
“I come now to the silly part
of the story. I think a man as clever as you
can guess the sort of thing that would begin to relieve
the monotony for an unruly girl of seventeen placed
in such a position. But I am so rattled with
more dreadful things that I can hardly read my own
feeling; and don’t know whether I despise it
now as a flirtation or bear it as a broken heart.
We lived then at a little seaside watering-place in
South Wales, and a retired sea-captain living a few
doors off had a son about five years older than myself,
who had been a friend of Giles before he went to the
Colonies. His name does not affect my tale; but
I tell you it was Philip Hawker, because I am telling
you everything. We used to go shrimping together,
and said and thought we were in love with each other;
at least he certainly said he was, and I certainly
thought I was. If I tell you he had bronzed curly
hair and a falconish sort of face, bronzed by the
sea also, it’s not for his sake, I assure you,
but for the story; for it was the cause of a very
curious coincidence.
“One summer afternoon, when
I had promised to go shrimping along the sands with
Philip, I was waiting rather impatiently in the front
drawing-room, watching Arthur handle some packets of
coins he had just purchased and slowly shunt them,
one or two at a time, into his own dark study and
museum which was at the back of the house. As
soon as I heard the heavy door close on him finally,
I made a bolt for my shrimping-net and tam-o’-shanter
and was just going to slip out, when I saw that my
brother had left behind him one coin that lay gleaming
on the long bench by the window. It was a bronze
coin, and the colour, combined with the exact curve
of the Roman nose and something in the very lift of
the long, wiry neck, made the head of Cæsar on it
the almost precise portrait of Philip Hawker.
Then I suddenly remembered Giles telling Philip of
a coin that was like him, and Philip wishing he had
it. Perhaps you can fancy the wild, foolish thoughts
with which my head went round; I felt as if I had
had a gift from the fairies. It seemed to me
that if I could only run away with this, and give it
to Philip like a wild sort of wedding-ring, it would
be a bond between us for ever; I felt a thousand such
things at once. Then there yawned under me, like
the pit, the enormous, awful notion of what I was doing;
above all, the unbearable thought, which was like
touching hot iron, of what Arthur would think of it.
A Carstairs a thief; and a thief of the Carstairs
treasure! I believe my brother could see me burned
like a witch for such a thing, But then, the very
thought of such fanatical cruelty heightened my old
hatred of his dingy old antiquarian fussiness and my
longing for the youth and liberty that called to me
from the sea. Outside was strong sunlight with
a wind; and a yellow head of some broom or gorse in
the garden rapped against the glass of the window.
I thought of that living and growing gold calling
to me from all the heaths of the world -and
then of that dead, dull gold and bronze and brass of
my brother’s growing dustier and dustier as
life went by. Nature and the Carstairs Collection
had come to grips at last.
“Nature is older than the Carstairs
Collection. As I ran down the streets to the
sea, the coin clenched tight in my fist, I felt all
the Roman Empire on my back as well as the Carstairs
pedigree. It was not only the old lion argent
that was roaring in my ear, but all the eagles of
the Caesars seemed flapping and screaming in pursuit
of me. And yet my heart rose higher and higher
like a child’s kite, until I came over the loose,
dry sand-hills and to the flat, wet sands, where Philip
stood already up to his ankles in the shallow shining
water, some hundred yards out to sea. There was
a great red sunset; and the long stretch of low water,
hardly rising over the ankle for half a mile, was like
a lake of ruby flame. It was not till I had torn
off my shoes and stockings and waded to where he stood,
which was well away from the dry land, that I turned
and looked round. We were quite alone in a circle
of sea-water and wet sand, and I gave him the head
of Cæsar.
“At the very instant I had a
shock of fancy: that a man far away on the sand-hills
was looking at me intently. I must have felt immediately
after that it was a mere leap of unreasonable nerves;
for the man was only a dark dot in the distance, and
I could only just see that he was standing quite still
and gazing, with his head a little on one side.
There was no earthly logical evidence that he was looking
at me; he might have been looking at a ship, or the
sunset, or the sea-gulls, or at any of the people
who still strayed here and there on the shore between
us. Nevertheless, whatever my start sprang from
was prophetic; for, as I gazed, he started walking
briskly in a bee-line towards us across the wide wet
sands. As he drew nearer and nearer I saw that
he was dark and bearded, and that his eyes were marked
with dark spectacles. He was dressed poorly but
respectably in black, from the old black top hat on
his head to the solid black boots on his feet.
In spite of these he walked straight into the sea
without a flash of hesitation, and came on at me with
the steadiness of a travelling bullet.
“I can’t tell you the
sense of monstrosity and miracle I had when he thus
silently burst the barrier between land and water.
It was as if he had walked straight off a cliff and
still marched steadily in mid-air. It was as
if a house had flown up into the sky or a man’s
head had fallen off. He was only wetting his
boots; but he seemed to be a demon disregarding a
law of Nature. If he had hesitated an instant
at the water’s edge it would have been nothing.
As it was, he seemed to look so much at me alone as
not to notice the ocean. Philip was some yards
away with his back to me, bending over his net.
The stranger came on till he stood within two yards
of me, the water washing half-way up to his knees.
Then he said, with a clearly modulated and rather mincing
articulation: ’Would it discommode you to
contribute elsewhere a coin with a somewhat different
superscription?’
“With one exception there was
nothing definably abnormal about him. His tinted
glasses were not really opaque, but of a blue kind
common enough, nor were the eyes behind them shifty,
but regarded me steadily. His dark beard was
not really long or wild -, but he looked
rather hairy, because the beard began very high up
in his face, just under the cheek-bones. His
complexion was neither sallow nor livid, but on the
contrary rather clear and youthful; yet this gave
a pink-and-white wax look which somehow (I don’t
know why) rather increased the horror. The only
oddity one could fix was that his nose, which was
otherwise of a good shape, was just slightly turned
sideways at the tip; as if, when it was soft, it had
been tapped on one side with a toy hammer. The
thing was hardly a deformity; yet I cannot tell you
what a living nightmare it was to me. As he stood
there in the sunset-stained water he affected me as
some hellish sea-monster just risen roaring out of
a sea like blood. I don’t know why a touch
on the nose should affect my imagination so much.
I think it seemed as if he could move his nose like
a finger. And as if he had just that moment moved
it.
“‘Any little assistance,’
he continued with the same queer, priggish accent,
’that may obviate the necessity of my communicating
with the family.’
“Then it rushed over me that
I was being blackmailed for the theft of the bronze
piece; and all my merely superstitious fears and doubts
were swallowed up in one overpowering, practical question.
How could he have found out? I had stolen the
thing suddenly and on impulse; I was certainly alone;
for I always made sure of being unobserved when I
slipped out to see Philip in this way. I had not,
to all appearance, been followed in the street; and
if I had, they could not ‘X-ray’ the coin
in my closed hand. The man standing on the sand-hills
could no more have seen what I gave Philip than shoot
a fly in one eye, like the man in the fairy-tale.
“‘Philip,’ I cried
helplessly, ‘ask this man what he wants.’
“When Philip lifted his head
at last from mending his net he looked rather red,
as if sulky or ashamed; but it may have been only the
exertion of stooping and the red evening light; I may
have only had another of the morbid fancies that seemed
to be dancing about me. He merely said gruffly
to the man: ‘You clear out of this.’
And, motioning me to follow, set off wading shoreward
without paying further attention to him. He stepped
on to a stone breakwater that ran out from among the
roots of the sand-hills, and so struck homeward, perhaps
thinking our incubus would find it less easy to walk
on such rough stones, green and slippery with seaweed,
than we, who were young and used to it. But my
persecutor walked as daintily as he talked; and he
still followed me, picking his way and picking his
phrases. I heard his delicate, detestable voice
appealing to me over my shoulder, until at last, when
we had crested the sand-hills, Philip’s patience
(which was by no means so conspicuous on most occasions)
seemed to snap. He turned suddenly, saying, ‘Go
back. I can’t talk to you now.’
And as the man hovered and opened his mouth, Philip
struck him a buffet on it that sent him flying from
the top of the tallest sand-hill to the bottom.
I saw him crawling out below, covered with sand.
“This stroke comforted me somehow,
though it might well increase my peril; but Philip
showed none of his usual elation at his own prowess.
Though as affectionate as ever, he still seemed cast
down; and before I could ask him anything fully, he
parted with me at his own gate, with two remarks that
struck me as strange. He said that, all things
considered, I ought to put the coin back in the Collection;
but that he himself would keep it ‘for the present’.
And then he added quite suddenly and irrelevantly:
‘You know Giles is back from Australia?’”
The door of the tavern opened and
the gigantic shadow of the investigator Flambeau fell
across the table. Father Brown presented him
to the lady in his own slight, persuasive style of
speech, mentioning his knowledge and sympathy in such
cases; and almost without knowing, the girl was soon
reiterating her story to two listeners. But Flambeau,
as he bowed and sat down, handed the priest a small
slip of paper. Brown accepted it with some surprise
and read on it: “Cab to Wagga Wagga, 379,
Mafeking Avenue, Putney.” The girl was going
on with her story.
“I went up the steep street
to my own house with my head in a whirl; it had not
begun to clear when I came to the doorstep, on which
I found a milk-can -and the man with the
twisted nose. The milk-can told me the servants
were all out; for, of course, Arthur, browsing about
in his brown dressing-gown in a brown study, would
not hear or answer a bell. Thus there was no
one to help me in the house, except my brother, whose
help must be my ruin. In desperation I thrust
two shillings into the horrid thing’s hand,
and told him to call again in a few days, when I had
thought it out. He went off sulking, but more
sheepishly than I had expected -perhaps
he had been shaken by his fall -and I watched
the star of sand splashed on his back receding down
the road with a horrid vindictive pleasure. He
turned a corner some six houses down.
“Then I let myself in, made
myself some tea, and tried to think it out. I
sat at the drawing-room window looking on to the garden,
which still glowed with the last full evening light.
But I was too distracted and dreamy to look at the
lawns and flower-pots and flower-beds with any concentration.
So I took the shock the more sharply because I’d
seen it so slowly.
“The man or monster I’d
sent away was standing quite still in the middle of
the garden. Oh, we’ve all read a lot about
pale-faced phantoms in the dark; but this was more
dreadful than anything of that kind could ever be.
Because, though he cast a long evening shadow, he still
stood in warm sunlight. And because his face
was not pale, but had that waxen bloom still upon
it that belongs to a barber’s dummy. He
stood quite still, with his face towards me; and I
can’t tell you how horrid he looked among the
tulips and all those tall, gaudy, almost hothouse-looking
flowers. It looked as if we’d stuck up a
waxwork instead of a statue in the centre of our garden.
“Yet almost the instant he saw
me move in the window he turned and ran out of the
garden by the back gate, which stood open and by which
he had undoubtedly entered. This renewed timidity
on his part was so different from the impudence with
which he had walked into the sea, that I felt vaguely
comforted. I fancied, perhaps, that he feared
confronting Arthur more than I knew. Anyhow,
I settled down at last, and had a quiet dinner alone
(for it was against the rules to disturb Arthur when
he was rearranging the museum), and, my thoughts,
a little released, fled to Philip and lost themselves,
I suppose. Anyhow, I was looking blankly, but
rather pleasantly than otherwise, at another window,
uncurtained, but by this time black as a slate with
the final night-fall. It seemed to me that something
like a snail was on the outside of the window-pane.
But when I stared harder, it was more like a man’s
thumb pressed on the pane; it had that curled look
that a thumb has. With my fear and courage re-awakened
together, I rushed at the window and then recoiled
with a strangled scream that any man but Arthur must
have heard.
“For it was not a thumb, any
more than it was a snail. It was the tip of a
crooked nose, crushed against the glass; it looked
white with the pressure; and the staring face and
eyes behind it were at first invisible and afterwards
grey like a ghost. I slammed the shutters together
somehow, rushed up to my room and locked myself in.
But, even as I passed, I could swear I saw a second
black window with something on it that was like a
snail.
“It might be best to go to Arthur
after all. If the thing was crawling close all
around the house like a cat, it might have purposes
worse even than blackmail. My brother might cast
me out and curse me for ever, but he was a gentleman,
and would defend me on the spot. After ten minutes’
curious thinking, I went down, knocked on the door
and then went in: to see the last and worst sight.
“My brother’s chair was
empty, and he was obviously out. But the man
with the crooked nose was sitting waiting for his return,
with his hat still insolently on his head, and actually
reading one of my brother’s books under my brother’s
lamp. His face was composed and occupied, but
his nose-tip still had the air of being the most mobile
part of his face, as if it had just turned from left
to right like an elephant’s proboscis.
I had thought him poisonous enough while he was pursuing
and watching me; but I think his unconsciousness of
my presence was more frightful still.
“I think I screamed loud and
long; but that doesn’t matter. What I did
next does matter: I gave him all the money I had,
including a good deal in paper which, though it was
mine, I dare say I had no right to touch. He
went off at last, with hateful, tactful regrets all
in long words; and I sat down, feeling ruined in every
sense. And yet I was saved that very night by
a pure accident. Arthur had gone off suddenly
to London, as he so often did, for bargains; and returned,
late but radiant, having nearly secured a treasure
that was an added splendour even to the family Collection.
He was so resplendent that I was almost emboldened
to confess the abstraction of the lesser gem -,
but he bore down all other topics with his over-powering
projects. Because the bargain might still misfire
any moment, he insisted on my packing at once and going
up with him to lodgings he had already taken in Fulham,
to be near the curio-shop in question. Thus in
spite of myself, I fled from my foe almost in the
dead of night -but from Philip also....
My brother was often at the South Kensington Museum,
and, in order to make some sort of secondary life
for myself, I paid for a few lessons at the Art Schools.
I was coming back from them this evening, when I saw
the abomination of desolation walking alive down the
long straight street and the rest is as this gentleman
has said.
“I’ve got only one thing
to say. I don’t deserve to be helped; and
I don’t question or complain of my punishment;
it is just, it ought to have happened. But I
still question, with bursting brains, how it can have
happened. Am I punished by miracle? or how can
anyone but Philip and myself know I gave him a tiny
coin in the middle of the sea?”
“It is an extraordinary problem,” admitted
Flambeau.
“Not so extraordinary as the
answer,” remarked Father Brown rather gloomily.
“Miss Carstairs, will you be at home if we call
at your Fulham place in an hour and a half hence?”
The girl looked at him, and then rose
and put her gloves on. “Yes,” she
said, “I’ll be there”; and almost
instantly left the place.
That night the detective and the priest
were still talking of the matter as they drew near
the Fulham house, a tenement strangely mean even for
a temporary residence of the Carstairs family.
“Of course the superficial,
on reflection,” said Flambeau, “would think
first of this Australian brother who’s been in
trouble before, who’s come back so suddenly
and who’s just the man to have shabby confederates.
But I can’t see how he can come into the thing
by any process of thought, unless...”
“Well?” asked his companion patiently.
Flambeau lowered his voice. “Unless
the girl’s lover comes in, too, and he would
be the blacker villain. The Australian chap did
know that Hawker wanted the coin. But I can’t
see how on earth he could know that Hawker had got
it, unless Hawker signalled to him or his representative
across the shore.”
“That is true,” assented the priest, with
respect.
“Have you noted another thing?”
went on Flambeau eagerly, “this Hawker hears
his love insulted, but doesn’t strike till he’s
got to the soft sand-hills, where he can be victor
in a mere sham-fight. If he’d struck amid
rocks and sea, he might have hurt his ally.”
“That is true again,” said Father Brown,
nodding.
“And now, take it from the start.
It lies between few people, but at least three.
You want one person for suicide; two people for murder;
but at least three people for blackmail”
“Why?” asked the priest softly.
“Well, obviously,” cried
his friend, “there must be one to be exposed;
one to threaten exposure; and one at least whom exposure
would horrify.”
After a long ruminant pause, the priest
said: “You miss a logical step. Three
persons are needed as ideas. Only two are needed
as agents.”
“What can you mean?” asked the other.
“Why shouldn’t a blackmailer,”
asked Brown, in a low voice, “threaten his victim
with himself? Suppose a wife became a rigid teetotaller
in order to frighten her husband into concealing his
pub-frequenting, and then wrote him blackmailing letters
in another hand, threatening to tell his wife!
Why shouldn’t it work? Suppose a father
forbade a son to gamble and then, following him in
a good disguise, threatened the boy with his own sham
paternal strictness! Suppose -but, here
we are, my friend.”
“My God!” cried Flambeau; “you don’t
mean -”
An active figure ran down the steps
of the house and showed under the golden lamplight
the unmistakable head that resembled the Roman coin.
“Miss Carstairs,” said Hawker without ceremony,
“wouldn’t go in till you came.”
“Well,” observed Brown
confidently, “don’t you think it’s
the best thing she can do to stop outside -with
you to look after her? You see, I rather guess
you have guessed it all yourself.”
“Yes,” said the young
man, in an undertone, “I guessed on the sands
and now I know; that was why I let him fall soft.”
Taking a latchkey from the girl and
the coin from Hawker, Flambeau let himself and his
friend into the empty house and passed into the outer
parlour. It was empty of all occupants but one.
The man whom Father Brown had seen pass the tavern
was standing against the wall as if at bay; unchanged,
save that he had taken off his black coat and was
wearing a brown dressing-gown.
“We have come,” said Father
Brown politely, “to give back this coin to its
owner.” And he handed it to the man with
the nose.
Flambeau’s eyes rolled.
“Is this man a coin-collector?” he asked.
“This man is Mr Arthur Carstairs,”
said the priest positively, “and he is a coin-collector
of a somewhat singular kind.”
The man changed colour so horribly
that the crooked nose stood out on his face like a
separate and comic thing. He spoke, nevertheless,
with a sort of despairing dignity. “You
shall see, then,” he said, “that I have
not lost all the family qualities.” And
he turned suddenly and strode into an inner room,
slamming the door.
“Stop him!” shouted Father
Brown, bounding and half falling over a chair; and,
after a wrench or two, Flambeau had the door open.
But it was too late. In dead silence Flambeau
strode across and telephoned for doctor and police.
An empty medicine bottle lay on the
floor. Across the table the body of the man in
the brown dressing-gown lay amid his burst and gaping
brown-paper parcels; out of which poured and rolled,
not Roman, but very modern English coins.
The priest held up the bronze head
of Cæsar. “This,” he said, “was
all that was left of the Carstairs Collection.”
After a silence he went on, with more
than common gentleness: “It was a cruel
will his wicked father made, and you see he did resent
it a little. He hated the Roman money he had,
and grew fonder of the real money denied him.
He not only sold the Collection bit by bit, but sank
bit by bit to the basest ways of making money -even
to blackmailing his own family in a disguise.
He blackmailed his brother from Australia for his
little forgotten crime (that is why he took the cab
to Wagga Wagga in Putney), he blackmailed his sister
for the theft he alone could have noticed. And
that, by the way, is why she had that supernatural
guess when he was away on the sand-dunes. Mere
figure and gait, however distant, are more likely
to remind us of somebody than a well-made-up face
quite close.”
There was another silence. “Well,”
growled the detective, “and so this great numismatist
and coin-collector was nothing but a vulgar miser.”
“Is there so great a difference?”
asked Father Brown, in the same strange, indulgent
tone. “What is there wrong about a miser
that is not often as wrong about a collector?
What is wrong, except... thou shalt not make to thyself
any graven image; thou shalt not bow down to them
nor serve them, for I...but we must go and see how
the poor young people are getting on.”
“I think,” said Flambeau,
“that in spite of everything, they are probably
getting on very well.”