Early the next morning, Malone awoke
on a plane, heading across the continent toward Nevada.
He had gone home to sleep, and he’d had to wake
up to get on the plane, and now here he was, waking
up again. It seemed, somehow, like a vicious
circle.
The engines hummed gently as they
pushed the big ship through the middle stratosphere’s
thinly distributed molecules. Malone looked out
at the purple-dark sky and set himself to think out
his problem again.
He was still mulling things over when
the ship lowered its landing gear and rolled to a
stop on the big field near Yucca Flats. Malone
sighed and climbed slowly out of his seat. There
was a car waiting for him at the airfield, though,
and that seemed to presage a smooth time; Malone remembered
calling Dr. O’Connor the night before, and congratulated
himself on his foresight.
Unfortunately, when he reached the
main gate of the high double fence that surrounded
the more than ninety square miles of United States
Laboratories, he found out that entrance into that
sanctum sanctórum of Security wasn’t as
easy as he’d imagined not even for
an FBI man. His credentials were checked with
the kind of minute care Malone had always thought
people reserved for disputed art masterpieces, and
it was with a great show of reluctance that the Special
Security guards passed him inside as far as the office
of the Chief Security Officer.
There, the Chief Security Officer
himself, a man who could have doubled for Torquemada,
eyed Malone with ill-concealed suspicion while he
called Burris at FBI headquarters back in Washington.
Burris identified Malone on the video
screen and the Chief Security Officer, looking faintly
disappointed, stamped the agent’s pass and thanked
the FBI chief. Malone had the run of the place.
Then he had to find a courier jeep.
The Westinghouse division, it seemed, was a good two
miles away.
As Malone knew perfectly well, the
main portion of the entire Yucca Flats area was devoted
solely to research on the new space drive which was
expected to make the rocket as obsolete as the blunderbuss at
least as far as space travel was concerned. Not,
Malone thought uneasily, that the blunderbuss had
ever been used for space travel, but
He got off the subject hurriedly.
The jeep whizzed by buildings, most of them devoted
to aspects of the non-rocket drive. The other
projects based at Yucca Flats had to share what space
was left and that included, of course,
the Westinghouse research project.
It turned out to be a single, rather
small white building with a fence around it.
The fence bothered Malone a little, but there was no
need to worry; this time he was introduced at once
into Dr. O’Connor’s office. It was
paneled in wallpaper manufactured to look like pine,
and the telepathy expert sat behind a large black desk
bigger than any Malone had ever seen in the FBI offices.
There wasn’t a scrap of paper on the desk; its
surface was smooth and shiny, and behind it the nearly
transparent Dr. Thomas O’Connor was close to
invisible.
He looked, in person, just about the
same as he’d looked on the FBI tapes. Malone
closed the door of the office behind him, looked for
a chair and didn’t find one. In Dr. O’Connor’s
office, it was perfectly obvious, Dr. O’Connor
sat down. You stood, and were uncomfortable.
Malone took off his hat. He reached
across the desk to shake hands with the telepathy
expert, and Dr. O’Connor gave him a limp fragile
paw. “Thanks for giving me a little time,”
Malone said. “I really appreciate it.”
He smiled across the desk. His feet were already
beginning to hurt.
“Not at all,” Dr. O’Connor
said, returning the smile with one of his own special
quick-frozen brand. “I realize how important
FBI work is to all of us, Mr. Malone. What can
I do to help you?”
Malone shifted his feet. “I’m
afraid I wasn’t very specific on the phone last
night,” he said. “It wasn’t
anything I wanted to discuss over a line that might
have been tapped. You see, I’m on the telepathy
case.”
Dr. O’Connor’s eyes widened
the merest trifle. “I see,” he said.
“Well, I’ll certainly do everything I can
to help you.”
“Fine,” Malone said.
“Let’s get right down to business, then.
The first thing I want to ask you about is this detector
of yours. I understand it’s too big to
carry around but how about making a smaller
model?”
“Smaller?” Dr. O’Connor
permitted himself a ghostly chuckle. “I’m
afraid that isn’t possible, Mr. Malone.
I would be happy to let you have a small model of
the machine if we had one available more
than happy. I would like to see such a machine
myself, as a matter of fact. Unfortunately, Mr.
Malone ”
“There just isn’t one, right?” Malone
said.
“Correct,” Dr. O’Connor
said. “And there are a few other factors.
In the first place, the person being analyzed has
to be in a specially shielded room, such as is used
in encephalographic analysis. Otherwise, the
mental activity of the other persons around him would
interfere with the analysis.” He frowned
a little. “I could wish that we knew a
bit more about psionic machines. The trouble with
the present device, frankly, is that it is partly
psionic and partly electronic, and we can’t
be entirely sure where one part leaves off and the
other begins. Very trying. Very trying indeed.”
“I’ll bet it is,”
Malone said sympathetically, wishing he understood
what Dr. O’Connor was talking about.
The telepathy expert sighed.
“However,” he said, “we keep working
at it.” Then he looked at Malone expectantly.
Malone shrugged. “Well,
if I can’t carry the thing around, I guess that’s
that,” he said. “But here’s
the next question: do you happen to know the
maximum range of a telepath? I mean: how
far away can he get from another person and still
read his mind?”
Dr. O’Connor frowned again.
“We don’t have definite information on
that, I’m afraid,” he said. “Poor
little Charlie was rather difficult to work with.
He was mentally incapable of cooperating in any way,
you see.”
“Little Charlie?”
“Charles O’Neill was the
name of the telepath we worked with,” Dr. O’Connor
explained.
“I remember,” Malone said.
The name had been on one of the tapes, but he just
hadn’t associated “Charles O’Neill”
with “Little Charlie.” He felt as
if he’d been caught with his homework undone.
“How did you manage to find him, anyway?”
he said. Maybe, if he knew how Westinghouse had
found their imbecile-telepath, he’d have some
kind of clue that would enable him to find one, too.
Anyhow, it was worth a try.
“It wasn’t difficult in
Charlie’s case,” Dr. O’Connor said.
He smiled. “The child babbled all the time,
you see.”
“You mean he talked about being a telepath?”
Dr. O’Connor shook his head
impatiently. “No,” he said. “Not
at all. I mean that he babbled. Literally.
Here: I’ve got a sample recording in my
files.” He got up from his chair and went
to the tall gray filing cabinet that hid in a far
corner of the pine-paneled room. From a drawer
he extracted a spool of common audio tape, and returned
to his desk.
“I’m sorry we didn’t
get full video on this,” he said, “but
we didn’t feel it was necessary.”
He opened a panel in the upper surface of the desk,
and slipped the spool in. “If you like,
there are other tapes ”
“Maybe later,” Malone said.
Dr. O’Connor nodded and pressed
the playback switch at the side of the great desk.
For a second the room was silent.
Then there was the hiss of empty tape,
and a brisk masculine voice that overrode it:
“Westinghouse Laboratories,”
it said, “sixteen April nineteen-seventy.
Dr. Walker speaking. The voice you are about to
hear belongs to Charles O’Neill: chronological
age fourteen years, three months; mental age, approximately
five years. Further data on this case will be
found in the file O’Neill.”
There was a slight pause, filled with more tape hiss.
Then the voice began.
“... push the switch for record
... in the park last Wednesday ... and perhaps a different
set of ... poor kid never makes any sense in ... trees
and leaves all sunny with the ... electronic components
of the reducing stage might be ... not as predictable
when others are around but ... to go with Sally some
night in the....”
It was a childish, alto voice, gabbling
in a monotone. A phrase would be spoken, the
voice would hesitate for just an instant, and then
another, totally disconnected phrase would come.
The enunciation and pronunciation would vary from
phrase to phrase, but the tone remained essentially
the same, drained of all emotional content.
“... in receiving psychocerebral
impulses there isn’t any ... nonsense and nothing
but nonsense all the ... tomorrow or maybe Saturday
with the girl ... tube might be replaceable only if
. . . something ought to be done for the . . .
Saturday would be a good time for ... work on the
schematics tonight if....”
There was a click as the tape was
turned off, and Dr. O’Connor looked up.
“It doesn’t make much
sense,” Malone said. “But the kid
sure has a hell of a vocabulary for an imbecile.”
“Vocabulary?” Dr. O’Connor said
softly.
“That’s right,”
Malone said. “Where’d an imbecile
get words like ‘psychocerebral?’ I don’t
think I know what that means, myself.”
“Ah,” Dr. O’Connor
said. “But that’s not his vocabulary,
you see. What Charlie is doing is simply repeating
the thoughts of those around him. He jumps from
mind to mind, simply repeating whatever he receives.”
His face assumed the expression of a man remembering
a bad taste in his mouth. “That’s
how we found him out, Mr. Malone,” he said.
“It’s rather startling to look at a blithering
idiot and have him suddenly repeat the very thought
that’s in your mind.”
Malone nodded unhappily. It didn’t
seem as if O’Connor’s information was
going to be a lot of help as far as catching a telepath
was concerned. An imbecile, apparently, would
give himself away if he were a telepath. But
nobody else seemed to be likely to do that. And
imbéciles didn’t look like very good material
for catching spies with. Then he brightened.
“Doctor, is it possible that the spy we’re
looking for really isn’t a spy?”
“Eh?”
“I mean, suppose he’s
an imbecile, too? I doubt whether an imbecile
would really be a spy, if you see what I mean.”
Dr. O’Connor appeared to consider
the notion. After a little while he said:
“It is, I suppose, possible. But the readings
on the machine don’t give us the same timing
as they did in Charlie’s case or even
the same sort of timing.”
“I don’t quite follow you,” Malone
said.
Truthfully, he felt about three miles
behind. But perhaps everything would clear up
soon. He hoped so. On top of everything else,
his feet were now hurting a lot more.
“Perhaps if I describe one of
the tests we ran,” Dr. O’Connor said,
“things will be somewhat clearer.”
He leaned back in his chair. Malone shifted his
feet again and transferred his hat from his right to
his left hand.
“We put one of our test subjects
in the insulated room,” Dr. O’Connor said,
“and connected him to the detector. He was
to read from a book a book that was not
too common. This was, of course, to obviate the
chance that some other person nearby might be reading
it, or might have read it in the past. We picked
The Blood is the Death by Hieronymus Melanchthon,
which, as you may know, is a very rare book indeed.”
“Sure,” Malone said.
He had never heard of the book, but he was, after
all, willing to take Dr. O’Connor’s word
for it.
The telepathy expert went on:
“Our test subject read it carefully, scanning
rather than skimming. Cameras recorded the movements
of his eyes in order for us to tell just what he was
reading at any given moment, in order to correlate
what was going on in his mind with the reactions of
the machine’s indicators, if you follow me.”
Malone nodded helplessly.
“At the same time,” Dr.
O’Connor continued blithely, “we had Charlie
in a nearby room, recording his babblings. Every
so often, he would come out with quotations from The
Blood is the Death, and these quotations corresponded
exactly with what our test subject was reading at
the time, and also corresponded with the abnormal fluctuations
of the detector.”
Dr. O’Connor paused. Something,
Malone realized, was expected of him. He thought
of several responses and chose one. “I see,”
he said.
“But the important thing here,”
Dr. O’Connor said, “is the timing.
You see, Charlie was incapable of continued concentration.
He could not keep his mind focused on another mind
for very long, before he hopped to still another.
The actual amount of time concentrated on any given
mind at any single given period varied from a minimum
of one point three seconds to a maximum of two point
six. The timing samples, when plotted graphically
over a period of several months, formed a skewed bell
curve with a mode at two point oh seconds.”
“Ah,” Malone said, wondering
if a skewed ball curve was the same thing as a belled
skew curve, and if not, why not?
“It was, in fact,” Dr.
O’Connor continued relentlessly, “a sudden
variation in those timings which convinced us that
there was another telepath somewhere in the vicinity.
We were conducting a second set of reading experiments,
in precisely the same manner as the first set, and,
for the first part of the experiment, our figures were
substantially the same. But ”
He stopped.
“Yes?” Malone said, shifting
his feet and trying to take some weight off his left
foot by standing on his right leg. Then he stood
on his left leg. It didn’t seem to do any
good.
“I should explain,” Dr.
O’Connor said, “that we were conducting
this series with a new set of test subjects:
some of the scientists here at Yucca Flats. We
wanted to see if the intelligence quotients of the
subjects affected the time of contact which Charlie
was able to maintain. Naturally, we picked the
men here with the highest IQ’s, the two men
we have who are in the top echelon of the creative
genius class.” He cleared his throat.
“I did not include myself, of course, since
I wished to remain an impartial observer, as much as
possible.”
“Of course,” Malone said without surprise.
“The other two geniuses,”
Dr. O’Connor said, “the other two geniuses
both happen to be connected with the project known
as Project Isle an operation whose function
I neither know, nor care to know, anything at all
about.”
Malone nodded. Project Isle was
the non-rocket spaceship. Classified. Top
Secret. Ultra Secret. And, he thought, just
about anything else you could think of.
“At first,” Dr. O’Connor
was saying, “our detector recorded the time
periods of ah mental invasion
as being the same as before. Then, one day, anomalies
began to appear. The detector showed that the
minds of our subjects were being held for as long
as two or three minutes. But the phrases repeated
by Charlie during these periods showed that his own
contact time remained the same; that is, they fell
within the same skewed bell curve as before, and the
mode remained constant if nothing but the phrase length
were recorded.”
“Hmm,” Malone said, feeling
that he ought to be saying something.
Dr. O’Connor didn’t notice
him. “At first we thought of errors in the
detector machine,” he went on. “That
worried us not somewhat, since our understanding of
the detector is definitely limited at this time.
We do feel that it would be possible to replace some
of the electronic components with appropriate symbolization
like that already used in the purely psionic sections,
but we have, as yet, been unable to determine exactly
which electronic components must be replaced by what
symbolic components.”
Malone nodded, silently this time.
He had the sudden feeling that Dr. O’Connor’s
flow of words had broken itself up into a vast sea
of alphabet soup, and that he, Malone, was occupied
in drowning in it.
“However,” Dr. O’Connor
said, breaking what was left of Malone’s train
of thought, “young Charlie died soon thereafter,
and we decided to go on checking the machine.
It was during this period that we found someone else
reading the minds of our test subjects sometimes
for a few seconds, sometimes for several minutes.”
“Aha,” Malone said.
Things were beginning to make sense again. Someone
else. That, of course, was the spy.
“I found,” Dr. O’Connor
said, “on interrogating the subjects more closely,
that they were, in effect, thinking on two levels.
They were reading the book mechanically, noting the
words and sense, but simply shuttling the material
directly into their memories without actually thinking
about it. The actual thinking portions of their
minds were concentrating on aspects of Project Isle.”
There was a little silence.
“In other words,” Malone
said, “someone was spying on them for information
about Project Isle?”
“Precisely,” Dr. O’Connor
said with a frosty, teacher-to-student smile.
“And whoever it was had a much higher concentration
time than Charlie had ever attained. He seems
to be able to retain contact as long as he can find
useful information flowing in the mind being read.”
“Wait a minute,” Malone
said. “Wait a minute. If this spy is
so clever, how come he didn’t read your
mind?”
“It is very likely that he has,”
O’Connor said. “What does that have
to do with it?”
“Well,” Malone said, “if
he knows you and your group are working on telepathy
and can detect what he’s doing, why didn’t
he just hold off on the minds of those geniuses when
they were being tested in your machine?”
Dr. O’Connor frowned. “I’m
afraid that I can’t be sure,” he said,
and it was clear from his tone that, if Dr. Thomas
O’Connor wasn’t sure, no one in the entire
world was, had been, or ever would be. “I
do have a theory, however,” he said, brightening
up a trifle.
Malone waited patiently.
“He must know our limitations,”
Dr. O’Connor said at last. “He must
be perfectly well aware that there’s not a single
thing we can do about him. He must know
that we can neither find nor stop him. Why should
he worry? He can afford to ignore us or
even bait us. We’re helpless, and he knows
it.”
That, Malone thought, was about the
most cheerless thought he had heard in sometime.
“You mentioned that you had
an insulated room,” the FBI agent said after
a while. “Couldn’t you let your men
think in there?”
Dr. O’Connor sighed. “The
room is shielded against magnetic fields and electro-magnetic
radiation. It is perfectly transparent to psionic
phenomena, just as it is to gravitational fields.”
“Oh,” Malone said.
He realized rapidly that his question had been a little
silly to begin with, since the insulated room had been
the place where all the tests had been conducted in
the first place. “I don’t want to
take up too much of your time, Doctor,” he said
after a pause, “but there are a couple of other
questions.”
“Go right ahead,” Dr.
O’Connor said. “I’m sure I’ll
be able to help you.”
Malone thought of mentioning how little
help the Doctor had been to date, but decided against
it. Why antagonize a perfectly good scientist
without any reason? Instead, he selected his first
question, and asked it. “Have you got any
idea how we might lay our hands on another telepath?
Preferably one that’s not an imbecile, of course.”
Dr. O’Connor’s expression
changed from patient wisdom to irritation. “I
wish we could, Mr. Malone. I wish we could.
We certainly need one here to help us here with our
work and I’m sure that your work is
important, too. But I’m afraid we have no
ideas at all about finding another telepath.
Finding little Charlie was purely fortuitous
purely, Mr. Malone, fortuitous.”
“Ah,” Malone said.
“Sure. Of course.” He thought
rapidly and discovered that he couldn’t come
up with one more question. As a matter of fact,
he’d asked a couple of questions already, and
he could barely remember the answers. “Well,”
he said, “I guess that’s about it, then,
Doctor. If you come across anything else, be sure
and let me know.”
He leaned across the desk, extending
a hand. “And thanks for your time,”
he added.
Dr. O’Connor stood up and shook
his hand. “No trouble, I assure you,”
he said. “And I’ll certainly give
you all the information I can.”
Malone turned and walked out.
Surprisingly, he discovered that his feet and legs
still worked. He had thought they’d turned
to stone in the office long before.
It was on the plane back to Washington
that Malone got his first inkling of an idea.
The only telepath that the Westinghouse
boys had been able to turn up was Charles O’Neill,
the youthful imbecile.
All right, then. Suppose there
were another like him. Imbéciles weren’t
very difficult to locate. Most of them would be
in institutions, and the others would certainly be
on record. It might be possible to find someone,
anyway, who could be handled and used as a tool to
find a telepathic spy.
And happy thought! maybe
one of them would turn out to be a high-grade imbecile,
or even a moron.
Even if they only turned up another
imbecile, he thought wearily, at least Dr. O’Connor
would have something to work with.
He reported back to Burris when he
arrived in Washington, told him about the interview
with Dr. O’Connor, and explained what had come
to seem a rather feeble brainstorm.
“It doesn’t seem too productive,”
Burris said, with a shade of disappointment in his
voice, “but we’ll try it.”
At that, it was a better verdict than
Malone had tried for. Though, of course, it meant
extra work for him.
Orders went out to field agents all
over the United States, and, quietly but efficiently,
the FBI went to work. Agents began to probe and
pry and poke their noses into the files and data sheets
of every mental institution in the fifty states as
far, at any rate, as they were able.
And Kenneth J. Malone was in the lead.
There had been some talk of his staying
in Washington to collate the reports as they came
in, but that had sounded even worse than having to
visit hospitals. “You don’t need me
to do a job like that,” he’d told Burris.
“Let’s face it, Chief: if we find
a telepath the agent who finds him will say so.
If we don’t, he’ll say that, too.
You could get a chimpanzee to collate reports like
that.”
Burris looked at him speculatively,
and for one horrible second Malone could almost hear
him sending out an order to find, and hire, a chimpanzee
(after Security clearance, of course, for whatever
organizations a chimpanzee could join). But all
he said, in what was almost a mild voice, was:
“All right, Malone. And don’t call
me Chief.”
The very mildness of his tone showed
how worried the man was, Malone realized, and he set
out for the first hospital on his own list with grim
determination written all over his face and a heartbeat
that seemed to hammer at him that his country expected
every man to do his duty.
“I find my duty hard to do today,”
he murmured under his breath. It was all right
to tell himself that he had to find a telepath.
But how did you go about it? Did you just knock
on hospital doors and ask them if they had anybody
who could read minds?
“You know,” Malone told
himself in a surprised tone, “that isn’t
such a bad idea.” It would, at any rate,
let him know whether the hospital had any patients
who thought they could read minds. From
them on, it would probably be simple to apply a test,
and separate the telepathic sheep from the psychotic
goats.
The image that created in his mind
was so odd that Malone, in self-defense, stopped
thinking altogether until he’d reached the first
hospital, a small place situated in the shrinking countryside
West of Washington.
It was called, he knew, the Rice Pavilion.
The place was small, and white.
It bore a faint resemblance to Monticello, but then
that was true, Malone reflected, of eight out of ten
public buildings of all sorts. The front door
was large and opaque, and Malone went up the winding
driveway, climbed a short flight of marble steps,
and rapped sharply.
The door opened instantly. “Yes?”
said the man inside, a tall, balding fellow wearing
doctor’s whites and a sad, bloodhound-like expression.
“Yes,” Malone said automatically.
“I mean my name is Kenneth J. Malone.”
“Mine,” said the bloodhound,
“is Blake. Doctor Andrew Blake.”
There was a brief pause. “Is there anything
we can do for you?” the doctor went on.
“Well,” Malone said, “I’m
looking for people who can read minds.”
Blake didn’t seem at all surprised.
He nodded quietly. “Of course,” he
said. “I understand perfectly.”
“Good,” Malone told him.
“You see, I thought I’d have a little trouble
finding ”
“Oh, no trouble at all, I assure
you,” Blake went on, just as mournfully as ever.
“You’ve come to the right place, believe
me, Mr. ah ”
“Malone,” Malone said.
“Kenneth J. Frankly, I didn’t think I’d
hit the jackpot this early I mean, you
were the first on my list ”
The doctor seemed suddenly to realize
that the two of them were standing out on the portico.
“Won’t you come inside?” he said,
with a friendly gesture. He stepped aside and
Malone walked through the doorway.
Just inside it, three men grabbed him.
Malone, surprised by this sudden reception,
fought with every ounce of his FBI training.
But the three men had his surprise on their side,
and three against one was heavy odds for any man, trained
or not.
His neck placed firmly between one
upper and lower arm, his legs pinioned and his arms
flailing wildly, Malone managed to shout: “What
the hell is this? What’s going on?”
Dr. Blake was watching the entire
operation from a standpoint a few feet away.
He didn’t look as if his expression were ever
going to change.
“It’s all for your own
good, Mr. Malone,” he said calmly. “Please
believe me.”
“My God!” Malone said.
He caught somebody’s face with one hand and
then somebody else grabbed the hand and folded it back
with irresistible force. He had one arm free,
and he tried to use it but not for long.
“You think I’m nuts!” he shouted,
as the three men produced a strait-jacket from somewhere
and began to cram him into it. “Wait!”
he cried, as the canvas began to cramp him. “You’re
wrong! You’re making a terrible mistake!”
“Of course,” Dr. Blake
said. “But if you’ll just relax we’ll
soon be able to help you ”
The strait-jacket was on. Malone
sagged inside it like a rather large and sweaty butterfly
rewrapped in a cocoon. Dimly, he realized that
he sounded like every other nut in the world.
All of them would be sure to tell the doctor and the
attendants that they were making a mistake. All
of them would claim they were sane.
There was, of course, a slight difference.
But how could Malone manage to prove it? The
three men held him up.
“Now, now,” Dr. Blake
said. “You can walk, Mr. Malone. Suppose
you just follow me to your room ”
“My room?” Malone said.
“Now, you listen to me, Doctor. If you don’t
take this stuff off me at once I promise you the President
will hear of it. And I don’t know how he’ll
take interference in a vital mission ”
“The President?” Blake
asked quietly. “What President, Mr. Malone?”
“The President of the United
States, damn it!” Malone shouted.
“Hmm,” Blake said.
That was no good, either, Malone realized.
Every nut would have some sort of direct pipeline
to the President, or God, or somebody high up.
Nuts were like that.
But he was an FBI Agent. A special
agent on a vital mission.
He said so.
“Now, now, Mr. Malone,”
Blake told him. “Let’s get to your
room, shall we, and then we can talk things over.”
“I can prove it!” Malone
told him. The three men picked him up. “My
identification is in my pocket ”
“Really?” Blake said.
They started moving down the long front hall.
“All you have to do is take
this thing off so I can get at my pockets ”
Malone began.
But even he could see that this new plan wasn’t
going to work, either.
“Take it off?” Blake said.
“Oh, certainly, Mr. Malone. Certainly.
Just as soon as we have you comfortably settled.”
It was ridiculous, Malone told himself
as the men carried him away. It couldn’t
happen: an FBI agent mistaken for a nut, wrapped
in a strait-jacket and carried to a padded cell.
Unfortunately, ridiculous or not, it was happening.
And there was absolutely nothing to do about it.
Malone thought with real longing of
his nice, safe desk in Washington. Suddenly he
discovered in himself a great desire to sit around
and collate reports. But no he had
to be a hero. He had to go and get himself involved.
This, he thought, will teach me a
great lesson. The next time I get offered a job
a chimpanzee can do, I’ll start eating bananas.
It was at this point in his reflections
that he reached a small door. Dr. Blake opened
it and the three men carried Malone inside. He
was dumped carefully on the floor. Then the door
clanged shut.
Alone, Malone told himself bitterly, at last.
After a minute or so had gone by he
began to think about getting out. He could, it
occurred to him, scream for help. But that would
only bring more attendants, and very possibly Dr.
Blake again, and somehow Malone felt that further
conversation with Dr. Blake was not likely to lead
to any very rational end.
Sooner or later, he knew, they would
have to let him loose.
After all, he was an FBI agent, wasn’t he?
Alone, in a single cheerless cell,
caught up in the toils of a strait-jacket, he began
to doubt the fact. Maybe Blake was right; maybe
they were all right. Maybe he, Kenneth J. Malone,
was totally mad.
He told himself firmly that the idea was ridiculous.
But, then, what wasn’t?
The minutes ticked slowly by.
After a while the three guards came back, opening
the door and filing into the room carefully. Malone,
feeling more than ever like something in a cocoon,
watched them with interest. They shut the door
carefully behind them and stood before him.
“Now, then,” one of them
said. “We’re going to take the jacket
off, if you promise to be a good boy.”
“Sure,” Malone said.
“And when you take my clothing, look in the
pockets.”
“The pockets?”
“To find my FBI identification,”
Malone said wearily. He only half-believed the
idea himself, but half a belief, he told himself confusedly,
was better than no mind at all. The attendants
nodded solemnly.
“Sure we will,” one of
them said, “if you’re a good boy and don’t
act up rough on us now. Okay?”
Malone nodded. Carefully, two
of the attendants began to unbuckle him while the
third stood by for reinforcements. Malone made
no fuss.
In five minutes he was naked as he
told himself a jay-bird. What was
so completely nude about those particular birds escaped
him for the moment, but it wasn’t important.
The three men were all holding various parts of the
strait-jacket or of his clothing.
They were still watching him warily.
“Look in the pockets,” Malone said.
“Sure,” one said.
The man holding the jacket reached into it and dropped
it as if it were hot.
“Hey,” he announced in a sick voice, “the
guy’s carrying a gun.”
“A gun?” the second one asked.
The first one gestured toward the
crumpled jacket on the floor. “Look for
yourself,” he said. “A real honest-to-God
gun. I could feel it.”
Malone leaned against one wall, looking
as nonchalant as it was possible for him to look in
the nude. The room being cool, he felt he was
succeeding reasonably well. “Try the other
pocket,” he suggested.
The first attendant gave him a long
stare. “What’ve you got in there,
buddy?” he asked. “A howitzer?”
“Jesus,” the second attendant
said, without moving toward the jacket. “An
armed nut. What a world.”
“Try the pocket,” Malone said.
A second went by. The first attendant
bent down slowly, picked up the jacket and slipped
his hand into the other inside pocket. He came
out with a wallet and flipped it open.
The others looked over his shoulder.
There was a long minute of silence.
“Jesus,” the second attendant
said, as if it were the only word left in the language.
Malone sighed. “There,
now,” he said. “You see? Suppose
you give me back my clothes and let’s get down
to brass tacks.”
It wasn’t that simple, of course.
First the attendants had to go and
get Dr. Blake, and everybody had to explain everything
three or four times, until Malone was just as sick
of being an FBI agent as he had ever been of being
a padded-cell case. But, at last, he stood before
Dr. Blake in the corridor outside, once again fully
dressed. Slightly rumpled, of course, but fully
dressed. It did, Malone thought, make a difference,
and if clothes didn’t exactly make the man they
were a long way from a hindrance.
“Mr. Malone,” Blake was
saying, “I want to offer my apologies ”
“Perfectly okay,” Malone
said agreeably. “But I would like to know
something. Do you treat all your visitors like
this? I mean the milkman, the mailman,
relatives of patients ”
“It’s not often we get
someone here who claims to be from the FBI,”
Blake said. “And naturally our first thought
was that well, sometimes a patient will
come in, just give himself up, so to speak. His
unconscious mind knows that he needs help, and so he
comes to us. We try to help him.”
Privately, Malone told himself that
it was a hell of a way to run a hospital. Aloud,
all he said was: “Sure. I understand
perfectly, Doctor.”
Dr. Blake nodded. “And
now,” he said, “what did you want to talk
to me about?”
“Just a minute.”
Malone closed his eyes. He’d told Burris
he would check in, and he was late. “Have
you got a phone I can use?”
“Certainly,” Blake said,
and led him down the corridor to a small office.
Malone went to the phone at one end and began dialing
even before Blake shut the door and left him alone.
The screen lit up instantly with Burris’
face. “Malone, where the hell have you
been?” the head of the FBI roared. “I’ve
been trying to get in touch with you ”
“Sorry,” Malone said. “I was
tied up.”
“What do you mean, tied up?”
Burris said. “Do you know I was just about
to send out a general search order? I thought
they’d got you.”
“They?” Malone said, interested.
“Who?”
“How the hell would I know who?” Burris
roared.
“Well, nobody got me,”
Malone said. “I’ve been investigating
Rice Pavilion, just like I’m supposed to do.”
“Then why didn’t you check in?”
Burris asked.
Malone sighed. “Because
I got myself locked up,” he said, and explained.
Burris listened with patience.
When Malone was finished, Burris said: “You’re
coming right on back.”
“But ”
“No arguments,” Burris
told him. “If you’re going to let
things like that happen to you you’re better
off here. Besides, there are plenty of men doing
the actual searching. There’s no need ”
Secretly, Malone felt relief.
“Well, all right,” he said. “But
let me check out this place first, will you?”
“Go ahead,” Burris said. “But
get right on back here.”
Malone agreed and snapped the phone
off. Then he turned back to find Dr. Blake.
Examining hospital records was not
an easy job. The inalienable right of a physician
to refuse to disclose confidences respecting a patient
applied even to idiots, imbecile and moróns.
But Malone had a slight edge, due to Dr. Blake’s
embarrassment, and he put it mercilessly to work.
For all the good it did him he might
as well have stayed in his cell. There wasn’t
even the slightest suspicion in any record that any
of the Rice Pavilion patients were telepathic.
“Are you sure that’s what
you’re looking for?” Blake asked him, some
hours later.
“I’m sure,” Malone
said. “When you eliminate the impossible,
whatever remains, however improbable, must be the
truth.”
“Oh,” Blake said.
After a second he added: “What does that
mean?”
Malone shrugged. “It’s
an old saying,” he told the doctor. “It
doesn’t have to mean anything. It just
sounds good.”
“Oh,” Blake said again.
After a while, Malone said farewell
to good old Rice Pavilion, and headed back to Washington.
There, he told himself, everything would be peaceful.
And so it was. Peaceful and dispiriting.
Every agent had problems getting reports
from hospitals and not even the FBI could
open the private files of a licensed and registered
psychiatrist.
But the field agents did the best
they could and, considering the circumstances, their
best was pretty good.
Malone, meanwhile, put in two weeks
sitting glumly at his Washington desk and checking
reports as they arrived. They were uniformly
depressing. The United States of America contained
more sub-normal minds than Malone cared to think about.
There seemed to be enough of them to explain the results
of any election you were unhappy over. Unfortunately,
subnormal was all you could call them. Like the
patients at Rice Pavilion, not one of them appeared
to possess any abnormal psionic abilities whatever.
There were a couple who were reputed
to be poltergeists but in neither case
was there a single shred of evidence to substantiate
the claim.
At the end of the second week, Malone
was just about convinced that his idea had been a
total washout. He himself had been locked up in
a padded cell, and other agents had spent a full fortnight
digging up imbéciles, while the spy at Yucca
Flats had been going right on his merry way, scooping
information out of the men at Project Isle as though
he were scooping beans out of a pot. And, very
likely, laughing himself silly at the feeble efforts
of the FBI.
Who could he be?
Anyone, Malone told himself unhappily.
Anyone at all. He could be the janitor who swept
out the buildings, one of the guards at the gate,
one of the minor technicians on another project, or
even some old prospector wandering around the desert
with a scintillation counter.
Is there any limit to telepathic range?
The spy could even be sitting quietly
in an armchair in the Kremlin, probing through several
thousand miles of solid earth to peep into the brains
of the men on Project Isle.
That was, to say the very least, a depressing idea.
Malone found he had to assume that
the spy was in the United States that,
in other words, there was some effective range to telepathic
communication. Otherwise, there was no point in
bothering to continue the search.
Therefore, he found one other thing
to do. He alerted every agent to the job of discovering
how the spy was getting his information out of the
country.
He doubted that it would turn up anything,
but it was a chance. And Malone hoped desperately
for it, because he was beginning to be sure that the
field agents were never going to turn up any telepathic
imbéciles.
He was right. They never did.