Malone opened his mouth, but nothing came out.
Not even air.
He wasn’t breathing.
He stared at Burris for a long moment,
then took a breath and looked again at Her Majesty.
“The spy?” he whispered.
“That’s right,” she said.
“But that’s ”
He had to fight for control. “That’s
the head of the FBI,” he managed to say.
“Do you mean to say he’s a spy?”
Burris was saying: “...
I’m afraid this is a matter of importance, Dr.
Dowson. We cannot tolerate delay. You have
the court order. Obey it.”
“Very well, Mr. Burris,”
Dowson said with an obvious lack of grace. “I’ll
release him to Mr. Malone immediately, since you insist.”
Malone stared, fascinated. Then
he turned back to the little old lady. “Do
you mean to tell me,” he said, “that Andrew
J. Burris is a telepathic spy?”
“Oh, dear me,” Her Majesty
said, obviously aghast. “My goodness gracious.
Is that Mr. Burris on the screen?”
“It is,” Malone assured
her. A look out of the corner of his eye told
him that neither Burris, in Washington, nor Dowson
or any others in the room, had heard any of the conversation.
Malone lowered his whisper some more, just in case.
“That’s the head of the FBI,” he
said.
“Well, then,” Her Majesty
said, “Mr. Burris couldn’t possibly be
a spy, then, could he? Not if he’s the
head of the FBI. Of course not. Mr. Burris
simply isn’t a spy. He isn’t the type.
Forget all about Mr. Burris.”
“I can’t,” Malone
said at random. “I work for him.”
He closed his eyes. The room, he had discovered,
was spinning slightly. “Now,” he
said, “you’re sure he’s not a spy?”
“Certainly I’m sure,”
she said, with her most regal tones. “Do
you doubt the word of your sovereign?”
“Not exactly,” Malone
said. Truthfully, he wasn’t at all sure.
Not at all. But why tell that to the Queen?
“Shame on you,” she said.
“You shouldn’t even think such things.
After all, I am the Queen, aren’t I?”
But there was a sweet, gentle smile on her face when
she spoke; she didn’t seem to be really irritated.
“Sure you are,” Malone said. “But ”
“Malone!” It was Burris’
voice, from the phone. Malone spun around.
“Take Mr. Logan,” Burris said, “and
get going. There’s been enough delay as
it is.”
“Yes, sir,” Malone said.
“Right away, sir. Anything else?”
“That’s all,” Burris
said. “Good night.” The screen
blanked.
There was a little silence.
“All right, Doctor,” Boyd
said. He looked every inch a king, and Malone
knew exactly what king. “Bring him out.”
Dr. Dowson heaved a great sigh.
“Very well,” he said heavily. “But
I want it known that I resent this highhanded treatment,
and I shall write a letter complaining of it.”
He pressed a button on an instrument panel in his
desk. “Bring Mr. Logan in,” he said.
Malone wasn’t in the least worried
about the letter. Burris, he knew, would take
care of anything like that. And, besides, he had
other things to think about.
The door to the next room had opened
almost immediately, and two husky, white-clad men
were bringing in a strait-jacketed figure whose arms
were wrapped against his chest, while the jacket’s
extra-long sleeves were tied behind his back.
He walked where the attendants led him, but his eyes
weren’t looking at anything in the room.
They stared at something far away and invisible, an
impalpable shifting nothingness somewhere in the infinite
distances beyond the world.
For the first time, Malone felt the
chill of panic. Here, he thought, was insanity
of a very real and frightening kind. Queen Elizabeth
Thompson was one thing and she was almost
funny, and likeable, after all. But William Logan
was something else, and something that sent a wave
of cold shivering into the room.
What made it worse was that Logan
wasn’t a man, but a boy, barely nineteen.
Malone had known that, of course but seeing
it was something different. The lanky, awkward
figure wrapped in a hospital strait-jacket was horrible,
and the smooth, unconcerned face was, somehow, worse.
There was no threat in that face, no terror or anger
or fear. It was merely a blank.
It was not a human face. Its
complete lack of emotion or expression could have
belonged to a sleeping child of ten or to
a member of a different race. Malone looked at
the boy, and looked away.
Was it possible that Logan knew what he was thinking?
Answer me, he thought, directly at the still
boy.
There was no reply, none at all. Malone forced
himself to look away.
But the air in the room seemed to have become much
colder.
The attendants stood on either side
of him, waiting. For one long second no one moved,
and then Dr. Dowson reached into his desk drawer and
produced a sheaf of papers.
“If you’ll sign these
for the government,” he said, “you may
have Mr. Logan. There seems little else that
I can do, Mr. Malone in spite of my earnest
pleas ”
“I’m sorry,” Malone
said. After all, he needed Logan, didn’t
he? After a look at the boy, he wasn’t
sure any more but the Queen had said she
wanted him, and the Queen’s word was law.
Or what passed for law, anyhow, at least for the moment.
Malone took the papers and looked
them over. There was nothing special about them;
they were merely standard release forms, absolving
the staff and management of Desert Edge Sanatorium
from every conceivable responsibility under any conceivable
circumstances, as far as William Logan was concerned.
Dr. Dowson gave Malone a look that said: “Very
well, Mr. Malone; I will play Pilate and wash my hands
of the matter but you needn’t think
I like it.” It was a lot for one look to
say, but Dr. Dowson’s dark and sunken eyes got
the message across with no loss in transmission.
As a matter of fact, there seemed to be more coming a
much less printable message was apparently on the way
through those glittering, sad and angry eyes.
Malone avoided them nervously, and
went over the papers again instead. At last he
signed them and handed them back. “Thanks
for your cooperation, Dr. Dowson,” he said briskly,
feeling ten kinds of a traitor.
“Not at all,” Dowson said
bitterly. “Mr. Logan is now in your custody.
I must trust you to take good care of him.”
“The best care we can,”
Malone said. It didn’t seem sufficient.
He added: “The best possible care, Doctor,”
and tried to look dependable and trustworthy, like
a Boy Scout. He was aware that the effort failed
miserably.
At his signal, the two plainclothes
FBI men took over from the attendants. They marched
Logan out to their car, and Malone led the procession
back to Boyd’s automobile, a procession that
consisted (in order) of Sir Kenneth Malone, prospective
Duke of Columbia, Queen Elizabeth I, Lady Barbara,
prospective Duchess of an unspecified county, and
Sir Thomas Boyd, prospective Duke of Poughkeepsie.
Malone hummed a little of the first Pomp and Circumstance
march as they walked; somehow, he thought it was called
for.
They piled into the car, Boyd at the
wheel with Malone next to him, and the two ladies
in back, with Queen Elizabeth sitting directly behind
Sir Thomas. Boyd started the engine and they turned
and roared off.
“Well,” said Her Majesty
with an air of great complacence, “that’s
that. That makes six of us.”
Malone looked around the car.
He counted the people. There were four.
He said, puzzled: “Six?”
“That’s right, Sir Kenneth,”
Her Majesty said. “You have it exactly.
Six.”
“You mean six telepaths?”
Sir Thomas asked in a deferent tone of voice.
“Certainly I do,” Her
Majesty replied. “We telepaths, you know,
must stick together. That’s the reason
I got poor little Willie out of that sanatorium of
his, you know and, of course, the others
will be joining us.”
“Don’t you think it’s
time for your nap, dear?” Lady Barbara put in
suddenly.
“My what?” It was
obvious that Queen Elizabeth was Not Amused.
“Your nap, dear,” Lady Barbara said.
“Don’t call me dear,” Her Majesty
snapped.
“I’m sorry, Your Majesty,” Barbara
murmured. “But really ”
“My dear girl,” Her Majesty
said, “I am not a child. I am your sovereign.
Do try to have a little respect. Why, I remember
when Shakespeare used to say to me but
that’s no matter, not now.”
“About those telepaths ” Boyd
began.
“Telepaths,” Her Majesty
said. “Ah, yes. We must all stick together.
In the hospital, you know, we had a little joke the
patients for Insulin Shock Therapy used to say:
’If we don’t stick together, we’ll
all be stuck separately.’ Do you see, Sir
Thomas?”
“But,” Sir Kenneth Malone
said, trying desperately to return to the point. "Six?"
He had counted them up in his mind. Burris had
mentioned one found in St. Elizabeths, and two more
picked up later. With Queen Elizabeth, and now
William Logan, that made five.
Unless the Queen was counting him
in. There didn’t seem any good reason why
not.
“Oh, no,” Her Majesty
said with a little trill of laughter, “not you,
Sir Kenneth. I meant Mr. Miles.”
Sir Thomas Boyd asked: “Mr. Miles?”
“That’s right,”
Her Majesty said. “His name is Barry Miles,
and your FBI men found him an hour ago in New Orleans.
They’re bringing him to Yucca Flats to meet
the rest of us; isn’t that nice?”
Lady Barbara cleared her throat.
“It really isn’t necessary
for you to try to get my attention, dear,” the
Queen said. “After all, I do know what you’re
thinking.”
Lady Barbara blinked. “I
still want to suggest, respectfully, about that nap ”
she began.
“My dear girl,” the Queen
said, with the faintest trace of impatience, “I
do not feel the least bit tired, and this is such an
exciting day that I just don’t want to miss
any of it. Besides, I’ve already told you
I don’t want a nap. It isn’t polite
to be insistent to your Queen no matter
how strongly you feel about a matter. I’m
sure you’ll learn to understand that, dear.”
Lady Barbara opened her mouth, shut
it again, and opened it once more. “My
goodness,” she said.
“That’s the idea,”
Her Majesty said approvingly. “Think before
you speak and then don’t speak.
It really isn’t necessary, since I know what
you’re thinking.”
Malone said grimly: “About
this new telepath this Barry Miles.
Did they find him ”
“In a nut-house?” Her
Majesty said sweetly. “Why, of course, Sir
Kenneth. You were quite right when you thought
that telepaths went insane because they had a sense
they couldn’t effectively use, and because no
one believed them. How would you feel, if nobody
believed you could see?”
“Strange,” Malone admitted.
“There,” Her Majesty said.
“You see? Telepaths do go insane it’s
sort of an occupational disease. Of course, not
all of them are insane.”
“Not all of them?” Malone
felt the faint stirrings of hope. Perhaps they
would turn up a telepath yet who was completely sane
and rational.
“There’s me, of course,” Her Majesty
said.
Lady Barbara gulped audibly.
Boyd said nothing, but gripped the wheel of the car
more tightly.
And Malone thought to himself:
That’s right. There’s Queen Elizabeth who
says she isn’t crazy.
And then he thought of one more sane
telepath. But the knowledge didn’t make
him feel any better.
It was, of course, the spy.
How many more are going to turn up? Malone wondered.
“Oh, that’s about all
of us,” the Queen said. “There is
one more, but she’s in a hospital in Honolulu,
and your men won’t find her until tomorrow.”
Boyd turned. “Do you mean
you can foretell the future, too?” he asked
in a strained voice.
Lady Barbara screamed: “Keep
your eyes on the wheel and your hands on the road!”
“What?” Boyd said.
There was a terrific blast of noise,
and a truck went by in the opposite direction.
The driver, a big, ugly man with no hair on his head,
leaned out to curse at the quartet, but his mouth remained
open. He stared at the four Elizabethans and
said nothing at all as he whizzed by.
“What was that?” Boyd asked faintly.
“That,” Malone snapped,
“was a truck. And it was due entirely to
the mercy of God that we didn’t hit it.
Barbara’s right. Keep your eyes on the
wheel and your hands on the road.” He paused
and thought that over. Then he said: “Does
that mean anything at all?”
“Lady Barbara was confused by
the excitement,” the Queen said calmly.
“It’s all right now, dear.”
Lady Barbara blinked across the seat. “I
was afraid,” she said.
“It’s all right,” the Queen said.
“I’ll take care of you.”
“This,” Malone announced to no one in
particular, “is ridiculous.”
Boyd swept the car around a curve
and concentrated grimly on the road. After a
second the Queen said: “Since you’re
still thinking about the question, I’ll answer
you.”
“What question?” Malone said, thoroughly
baffled.
“Sir Thomas asked me if I could
foretell the future,” the Queen said equably.
“Of course I can’t. That’s silly.
Just because I’m immortal and I’m a telepath,
don’t go hog-wild.”
“Then how did you know the FBI
agents were going to find the girl in Honolulu tomorrow?”
Boyd said.
“Because,” the Queen said,
“they’re thinking about looking in the
hospital tomorrow, and when they look they’ll
certainly find her.”
Boyd said: “Oh,” and was silent.
But Malone had a grim question.
“Why didn’t you tell me about these other
telepaths before?” he said. “You could
have saved us a lot of work.”
“Oh, heavens to Betsy, Sir Kenneth,”
Her Majesty exclaimed. “How could I?
After all, the proper precautions had to be taken first,
didn’t they? I told you all the others
were crazy really crazy, I mean.
And they just wouldn’t be safe without the proper
precautions.”
“Perhaps you ought to go back
to the hospital, too,” Barbara said, and added:
“Your Majesty,” just in time.
“But if I did, dear,”
Her Majesty said, “you’d lose your chance
to become a Duchess, and that wouldn’t be at
all nice. Besides, I’m having so much fun!”
She trilled a laugh again. “Riding around
like this is just wonderful!” she said.
And you’re important for
national security, Malone said to himself.
“That’s right, Sir Kenneth,”
the Queen said. “The country needs me,
and I’m happy to serve. That is the job
of a sovereign.”
“Fine,” Malone said, hoping it was.
“Well, then,” said Her
Majesty, “that settles that. We have a whole
night ahead of us, Sir Kenneth. What do you say
we make a night of it?”
“Knight who?” Malone said.
He felt confused again. It seemed as if he was
always feeling confused lately.
“Don’t be silly, Sir Kenneth,”
Her Majesty said. “There are times and
times.”
“Sure,” Malone said at
random. And time and a half, he thought. Possibly
for overtime. “What is Your Majesty thinking
of?” he asked with trepidation.
“I want to take a tour of Las
Vegas,” Her Majesty said primly.
Lady Barbara shook her head.
“I’m afraid that’s not possible,
Your Majesty,” she said.
“And why not, pray?” Her
Majesty said. “No. I can see what you’re
thinking. It’s not safe to let me go wandering
around in a strange city, and particularly if that
city is Las Vegas. Well, dear, I can assure you
that it’s perfectly safe.”
“We’ve got work to do,” Boyd contributed.
Malone said nothing. He stared
bleakly at the hood ornament on the car.
“I have made my wishes known,” the Queen
said.
Lady Barbara said: “But ”
Boyd, however, knew when to give in. “Yes,
Your Majesty,” he said.
She smiled graciously at him, and
answered Lady Barbara only by a slight lift of her
regal eyebrow.
Malone had been thinking about something
else. When he was sure he had a firm grip on
himself he turned. “Your Majesty, tell me
something,” he said. “You can read
my mind, right?”
“Well, of course, Sir Kenneth,”
Her Majesty said. “I thought I’d
proved that to you. And, as for what you’re
about to ask ”
“No,” Malone said.
“Please. Let me ask the questions before
you answer them. It’s less confusing that
way. I’ll cheerfully admit that it shouldn’t
be but it is. Please?”
“Certainly, Sir Kenneth, if
you wish,” the Queen said. She folded her
hands in her lap and waited quietly.
“Okay,” Malone said.
“Now, if you can read my mind, then you must
know that I don’t really believe that
you are Queen Elizabeth of England. The First,
I mean.”
“Mr. Malone,” Barbara Wilson said suddenly.
“I ”
“It’s all right, child,”
the Queen said. “He doesn’t disturb
me. And I do wish you’d call him Sir Kenneth.
That’s his title, you know.”
“Now that’s what I mean,”
Malone said. “Why do you want us to act
as if we believe you, when you know we don’t?”
“Because that’s the way
people do act,” the Queen said calmly. “Very
few people really believe that their so-called superiors
are superior. Almost none of them do,
in fact.”
“Now wait a minute,” Boyd began.
“No, no, it’s quite true,”
the Queen said, “and, unpleasant as it may be,
we must learn to face the truth. That’s
the path of sanity.” Lady Barbara made
a strangled noise but Her Majesty continued, unruffled.
“Nearly everybody suffers from the silly delusion
that he’s possibly equal to, but very probably
superior to, everybody else my goodness,
where would we be if that were true?”
Malone felt that a comment was called
for, and he made one. “Who knows?”
he said.
“All the things people do toward
their superiors,” the Queen said, “are
done for social reasons. For instance, Sir Kenneth:
you don’t realize fully how you feel about Mr.
Burris.”
“He’s a hell of a fine
guy,” Malone said. “I work for him.
He’s a good Director of the FBI.”
“Of course,” the Queen
said. “But you believe you could do the
job just as well, or perhaps a little better.”
“I do not,” Malone said angrily.
Her Majesty reserved a dignified silence.
After a while Malone said: “And what if
I do?”
“Why, nothing,” Her Majesty
said. “You don’t think Mr. Burris
is any smarter or better than you are but
you treat him as if you did. All I am insisting
on is the same treatment.”
“But if we don’t believe ”
Boyd began.
“Bless you,” Her Majesty
said, “I can’t help the way you think,
but, as Queen, I do have some control over the way
you act.”
Malone thought it over. “You have a point
there,” he said at last.
Barbara said: “But ”
“Yes, Sir Kenneth,” the
Queen said, “I do.” She seemed to
be ignoring Lady Barbara. Perhaps, Malone thought,
she was still angry over the nap affair. “It’s
not that,” the Queen said.
“Not what?” Boyd said, thoroughly confused.
“Not the naps,” the Queen said.
“What naps?” Boyd said. Malone said:
“I was thinking ”
“Good,” Boyd said.
“Keep it up. I’m driving. Everything’s
going to hell around me, but I’m driving.”
A red light appeared ahead. Boyd
jammed on the brakes with somewhat more than the necessary
force, and Malone was thrown forward with a grunt.
Behind him there were two ladylike squeals.
Malone struggled upright. “Barbara?”
he called. “Are you all right ”
Then he remembered the Queen.
“It’s all right,”
Her Majesty said. “I can understand your
concern for Lady Barbara.” She smiled at
Malone as he turned.
Malone gaped at her. Of course
she knew what he thought about Barbara; she’d
been reading his mind. And, apparently, she was
on his side. That was good, even though it made
him slightly nervous to think about.
“Now,” the Queen said suddenly, “what
about tonight?”
“Tonight?”
“Yes, of course,” the
Queen said. She smiled, and put up a hand to pat
at her white hair under the Elizabethan skullcap.
“I think I should like to go to the Palace,”
she said. “After all, isn’t that where
a Queen should be?”
Boyd said, in a kind of explosion: “London?
England?”
“Oh, dear me....” the Queen began, and
Barbara said:
“I’m afraid that I simply can’t
allow anything like that. Overseas ”
“I didn’t mean overseas,
dear,” Her Majesty said. “Sir Kenneth,
please explain to these people.”
The Palace, Malone knew, was more properly known as
the Golden Palace.
It was right in Las Vegas convenient to
all sources of money.
As a matter of fact, it was one of
the biggest gambling houses along the Las Vegas strip,
a veritable chaos of wheels, cards, dice, chips and
other such devices. Malone explained all this
to the others, wondering meanwhile why Miss Thompson
wanted to go there.
“Not Miss Thompson, please, Sir Kenneth,”
Her Majesty said.
“Not Miss Thompson what?” Boyd said.
“What’s going on anyhow?”
“She’s reading my mind,” Malone
said.
“Well, then,” Boyd snapped,
“tell her to keep it to herself.”
The car started up again with a roar and Malone and
the others were thrown around again, this time toward
the back. There was a chorus of groans and squeals,
and they were on their way once more.
“To reply to your question, Sir Kenneth,”
the Queen said.
Lady Barbara said, with some composure: “What
question Your Majesty?”
The Queen nodded regally at her.
“Sir Kenneth was wondering why I wished to go
to the Golden Palace,” she said. “And
my reply is this: it is none of your business
why I want to go there. After all, is my word
law, or isn’t it?”
There didn’t seem to be a good
enough answer to that, Malone thought sadly.
He kept quiet and was relieved to note that the others
did the same. However, after a second he thought
of something else.
“Your Majesty,” he began
carefully, “we’ve got to go to Yucca Flats
tomorrow. Remember?”
“Certainly,” the Queen
said. “My memory is quite good, thank you.
But that is tomorrow morning. We have the rest
of the night left. It’s only a little after
nine, you know.”
“Heavens,” Barbara said. “Is
it that late?”
“It’s even later,” Boyd said sourly.
“It’s much later than you think.”
“And it’s getting later
all the time,” Malone added. “Pretty
soon the sun will go out and all life on earth will
end. Won’t that be nice and peaceful?”
“I’m looking forward to it,” Boyd
said.
“I’m not,” Barbara
said. “But I’ve got to get some sleep
tonight, if I’m going to be any good at all
tomorrow.”
You’re pretty good right
now, Malone thought, but he didn’t say a
word. He felt the Queen’s eye on him but
didn’t turn around. After all, she was
on his side wasn’t she?
At any rate, she didn’t say anything.
“Perhaps it would be best,”
Barbara said, “if you and I Your
Majesty just went home and rested up.
Some other time, then, when there’s nothing
vital to do, we could ”
“No,” the Queen said.
“We couldn’t. Really, Lady Barbara,
how often will I have to remind you of the duties
you owe your sovereign not the least of
which is obedience, as dear old Ben used to say.”
“Ben?” Malone said, and immediately wished
he hadn’t.
“Johnson, dear boy,” the
Queen said. “Really a remarkable man and
such a good friend to poor Will. Why, did you
ever hear the story of how he actually paid Will’s
rent in London once upon a time? That was while
Will and that Anne of his were having one of their
arguments, of course. I didn’t tell you
that story, did I?”
“No,” Malone said truthfully,
but his voice was full of foreboding. “If
I might remind Your Majesty of the subject,”
he added tentatively, “I should like to say ”
“Remind me of the subject!”
the Queen said, obviously delighted. “What
a lovely pun! And how much better because purely
unconscious! My, my, Sir Kenneth, I never suspected
you of a pointed sense of humor could you
be a descendant of Sir Richard Greene, I wonder?”
“I doubt it,” Malone said.
“My ancestors were all poor but Irish.”
He paused. “Or, if you prefer, Irish, but
poor.” Another pause, and then he added:
“If that means anything at all. Which I
doubt.”
“In any case,” the Queen
said, her eyes twinkling, “you were about to
enter a new objection to our little visit to the Palace,
were you not?”
Malone admitted as much. “I really think
that ”
Her eyes grew suddenly cold.
“If I hear any more objections, Sir Kenneth,
I shall not only rescind your knighthood and when
I regain my rightful kingdom deny you your
dukedom, but I shall refuse to cooperate any further
in the business of Project Isle.”
Malone turned cold. His face,
he knew without glancing in the mirror, was white
and pale. He thought of what Burris would do to
him if he didn’t follow through on his assigned
job.
Even if he wasn’t as good as
Burris thought he was, he really liked being an FBI
agent. He didn’t want to be fired.
And Burris had said: "Give her anything she
wants."
He gulped and tried to make his face
look normal. “All right,” he said.
“Fine. We’ll go to the Palace.”
He tried to ignore the pall of apprehension
that fell over the car.