The management of the Golden Palace
had been in business for many long, dreary, profitable
years, and each member of the staff thought he or
she had seen just about everything there was to be
seen. And those that were new felt an obligation
to look as if they’d seen everything.
Therefore, when the entourage of Queen
Elizabeth I strolled into the main salon, not a single
eye was batted. Not a single gasp was heard.
Nevertheless, the staff kept a discreet
eye on the crew. Drunks, rich men or Arabian
millionaires were all familiar. But a group out
of the Sixteenth Century was something else again.
Malone almost strutted, conscious
of the sidelong glances the group was drawing.
But it was obvious that Sir Thomas was the major attraction.
Even if you could accept the idea of people in strange
costumes, the sight of a living, breathing absolute
duplicate of King Henry VIII was a little too much
to take. It has been reported that two ladies
named Jane, and one named Catherine, came down with
sudden headaches and left the salon within five minutes
of the group’s arrival.
Malone felt he knew, however, why
he wasn’t drawing his full share of attention.
He felt a little out of place.
The costume was one thing, and, to
tell the truth, he was beginning to enjoy it.
Even with the weight of the stuff, it was going to
be a wrench to go back to single-breasted suits and
plain white shirts. But he did feel that he should
have been carrying a sword.
Instead, he had a .44 Magnum Colt
snuggled beneath his left armpit.
Somehow, a .44 Magnum Colt didn’t
seem as romantic as a sword. Malone pictured
himself saying: “Take that, varlet.”
Was varlet what you called them, he wondered.
Maybe it was valet.
“Take that, valet,” he
muttered. No, that sounded even worse. Oh,
well, he could look it up later.
The truth was that he had been born
in the wrong century. He could imagine himself
at the Mermaid Tavern, hob-nobbing with Shakespeare
and all the rest of them. He wondered if Richard
Greene would be there. Then he wondered who Richard
Greene was.
Behind Sir Kenneth, Sir Thomas Boyd
strode, looking majestic, as if he were about to fling
purses of gold to the citizenry. As a matter of
fact, Malone thought, he was. They all were.
Purses of good old United States of America gold.
Behind Sir Thomas came Queen Elizabeth
and her Lady-in-Waiting, Lady Barbara Wilson.
They made a beautiful foursome.
“The roulette table,”
Her Majesty said with dignity. “Precede
me.”
They pushed their way through the
crowd. Most of the customers were either excited
enough, drunk enough, or both to see nothing in the
least incongruous about a Royal Family of the Tudors
invading the Golden Palace. Very few of them,
as a matter of fact, seemed to notice the group.
They were roulette players. They
noticed nothing but the table and the wheel.
Malone wondered what they were thinking about, decided
to ask Queen Elizabeth, and then decided against it.
He felt it would make him nervous to know.
Her Majesty took a handful of chips.
The handful was worth, Malone knew, exactly five thousand
dollars.
That, he’d thought, ought to last them an evening,
even in the Golden
Palace. In the center of the strip, inside the
city limits of Las
Vegas itself, the five thousand would have lasted
much longer but Her
Majesty wanted the Palace, and the Palace it was.
Malone began to smile. Since
he couldn’t avoid the evening, he was determined
to enjoy it. It was sort of fun, in its way, indulging
a sweet harmless old lady. And there was nothing
they could do until the next morning, anyhow.
His indulgent smile faded very suddenly.
Her Majesty plunked the entire handful
of chips five thousand dollars!
Malone thought dazedly onto the table.
“Five thousand,” she said in clear, cool
measured tones, “on number one.”
The croupier blinked only slightly.
He bowed. “Yes, Your Majesty,” he
said.
Malone was briefly thankful, in the
midst of his black horror, that he had called the
management and told them that the Queen’s plays
were backed by the United States Government.
Her Majesty was going to get unlimited credit and
a good deal of awed and somewhat puzzled respect.
Malone watched the spin begin with
mixed feelings. There was five thousand dollars
riding on the little ball. But, after all, Her
Majesty was a telepath. Did that mean anything?
He hadn’t decided by the time
the wheel stopped, and by then he didn’t have
to decide.
“Thirty-four,” the croupier
said tonelessly. “Red, Even and High.”
He raked in the chips with a nonchalant air.
Malone felt as if he had swallowed
his stomach. Boyd and Lady Barbara, standing
nearby, had absolutely no expressions on their faces.
Malone needed no telepath to tell him what they were
thinking.
They were exactly the same as he was.
They were incapable of thought.
But Her Majesty never batted an eyelash.
“Come, Sir Kenneth,” she said. “Let’s
go on to the poker tables.”
She swept out. Her entourage
followed her, shambling a little, and blank-eyed.
Malone was still thinking about the five thousand dollars.
Oh, well, Burris had said to give the lady anything
she wanted. But my God! he thought. Did
she have to play for royal stakes?
“I am, after all, a Queen,” she whispered
back to him.
Malone thought about the National
Debt. He wondered if a million more or less would
make any real difference. There would be questions
asked in committees about it. He tried to imagine
himself explaining the evening to a group of Congressmen.
“Well, you see, gentlemen, there was this roulette
wheel ”
He gave it up.
Then he wondered how much hotter the
water was going to get, and he stopped thinking altogether
in self-defense.
In the next room, there were scattered
tables. At one, a poker game was in full swing.
Only five were playing; one, by his white-tie-and-tails
uniform, was easily recognizable as a house dealer.
The other four were all men, one of them in full cowboy
regalia. The Tudors descended upon them with
great suddenness, and the house dealer looked up and
almost lost his cigarette.
“We haven’t any money, Your Majesty,”
Malone whispered.
She smiled up at him sweetly, and
then drew him aside. “If you were a telepath,”
she said, “how would you play poker?”
Malone thought about that for a minute,
and then turned to look for Boyd. But Sir Thomas
didn’t even have to be given instructions.
“Another five hundred?” he said.
Her Majesty sniffed audibly.
“Another five thousand,” she said regally.
Boyd looked Malonewards. Malone looked defeated.
Boyd turned with a small sigh and
headed for the cashier’s booth. Three minutes
later, he was back with a fat fistful of chips.
“Five grand?” Malone whispered to him.
“Ten,” Boyd said. “I know when
to back a winner.”
Her Majesty went over to the table.
The dealer had regained control, but looked up at
them with a puzzled stare.
“You know,” the Queen
said, with an obvious attempt to put the man at his
ease, “I’ve always wanted to visit a gambling
hall.”
“Sure, lady,” the dealer said. “Naturally.”
“May I sit down?”
The dealer looked at the group.
“How about your friends?” he said cautiously.
The queen shook her head. “They would rather
watch, I’m sure.”
For once Malone blessed the woman’s
telepathic talent. He, Boyd and Barbara Wilson
formed a kind of Guard of Honor around the chair which
Her Majesty occupied. Boyd handed over the new
pile of chips, and was favored with a royal smile.
“This is a poker game, ma’am,” the
dealer said to her quietly.
“I know, I know,” Her
Majesty said with a trace of testiness. “Roll
’em.”
The dealer stared at her popeyed.
Next to her, the gentleman in the cowboy outfit turned.
“Ma’am, are you from around these parts?”
he said.
“Oh, no,” the Queen said. “I’m
from England.”
“England?” The cowboy
looked puzzled. “You don’t seem to
have any accent, ma’am,” he said at last.
“Certainly not,” the Queen
said. “I’ve lost that; I’ve
been over here a great many years.”
Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty
wouldn’t mention just how many years. He
didn’t think he could stand it, and he was almost
grateful for the cowboy’s nasal twang.
“Oil?” he said.
“Oh, no,” Her Majesty said. “The
Government is providing this money.”
“The Government?”
“Certainly,” Her Majesty said. “The
FBI, you know.”
There was a long silence.
At last, the dealer said: “Five-card draw
your game, ma’am?”
“If you please,” Her Majesty said.
The dealer shrugged and, apparently,
commended his soul to a gambler’s God.
He passed the pasteboards around the table with the
air of one who will have nothing more to do with the
world.
Her Majesty picked up her hand.
“The ante’s ten, ma’am,”
the dealer said softly.
Without looking, Her Majesty removed
a ten-dollar chip from the pile before her and sent
it spinning to the middle of the table.
The dealer opened his mouth, but said
nothing. Malone, meanwhile, was peering over
the Queen’s shoulder.
She held a pair of nines, a four, a three and a Jack.
The man to the left of the dealer announced glumly:
“Can’t open.”
The next man grinned. “Open for twenty,”
he said.
Malone closed his eyes. He heard
the cowboy say: “I’m in,” and
he opened his eyes again. The Queen was pushing
two ten-dollar chips toward the center of the table.
The next man dropped, and the dealer
looked round the table. “How many?”
The man who couldn’t open took
three cards. The man who’d opened for twenty
stood pat. Malone shuddered invisibly. That,
he figured, meant a straight or better. And Queen
Elizabeth Thompson was going in against at least a
straight with a pair of nines, Jack high.
For the first time, it was borne in
on Malone that being a telepath did not necessarily
mean that you were a good poker player. Even if
you knew what every other person at the table held,
you could still make a whole lot of stupid mistakes.
He looked nervously at Queen Elizabeth,
but her face was serene. Apparently she’d
been following the thoughts of the poker players, and
not concentrating on him at all. That was a relief.
He felt, for the first time in days, as if he could
think freely.
The cowboy said: “Two,”
and took them. It was Her Majesty’s turn.
“I’ll take two,”
she said, and threw away the three and four. It
left her with the nine of spades and the nine of hearts,
and the Jack of diamonds.
These were joined, in a matter of
seconds, by two bright new cards: the six of
clubs and the three of hearts.
Malone closed his eyes. Oh, well, he thought.
It was only thirty bucks down the drain. Practically
nothing.
Of course Her Majesty dropped at once;
knowing what the other players held, she knew she
couldn’t beat them after the draw. But she
did like to take long chances, Malone thought miserably.
Imagine trying to fill a full house on one pair!
Slowly, as the minutes passed, the
pile of chips before Her Majesty dwindled. Once
Malone saw her win with two pair against a reckless
man trying to fill a straight on the other side of
the table. But whatever was going on, Her Majesty’s
face was as calm as if she were asleep.
Malone’s worked overtime.
If the Queen hadn’t been losing so obviously,
the dealer might have mistaken the play of naked emotion
across his visage for a series of particularly obvious
signals.
An hour went by. Barbara left
to find a ladies’ lounge where she could sit
down and try to relax. Fascinated in a horrible
sort of way, both Malone and Boyd stood, rooted to
the spot, while hand after hand went by and the ten
thousand dollars dwindled to half that, to a quarter,
and even less....
Her Majesty, it seemed, was a damn poor poker player.
The ante had been raised by this time.
Her Majesty was losing one hundred
dollars a hand, even before the betting began.
But she showed not the slightest indication to stop.
“We’ve got to get up in
the morning,” Malone announced to no one in
particular, when he thought he couldn’t possibly
stand another half-hour of the game.
“So we do,” Her Majesty
said with a little regretful sigh. “Very
well, then. Just one more hand.”
“It’s a shame to lose
you,” the cowboy said to her, quite sincerely.
He had been winning steadily ever since Her Majesty
sat down, and Malone thought that the man should,
by this time, be awfully grateful to the United States
Government. Somehow, he doubted that this gratitude
existed.
Malone wondered if she should be allowed
to stay for one more hand. There was, he estimated,
about two thousand dollars in front of her. Then
he wondered how he was going to stop her.
The cards were dealt.
The first man said quietly: “Open for two
hundred.”
Malone looked at the Queen’s
hand. It contained the Ace, King, Queen and ten
of clubs and the seven of spades.
Oh, no. He thought. She
couldn’t possibly be thinking of filling a flush.
He knew perfectly well that she was.
The second man said: “And raise two hundred.”
The Queen equably tossed (counting,
Malone thought, the ante) five hundred into the pot.
The cowboy muttered to himself for
a second, and finally shoved in his money.
“I think I’ll raise it
another five hundred,” the Queen said calmly.
Malone wanted to die of shock.
Unfortunately, he remained alive and
watching. He saw the last man, after some debate
internal, shove a total of one thousand dollars into
the pot.
“Cards?” said the dealer. The first
man said: “One.”
It was too much to hope for, Malone
thought. If that first man were trying to fill
a straight or a flush, maybe he wouldn’t make
it. And maybe something final would happen to
all the other players. But that was the only
way he could see for Her Majesty to win.
The card was dealt. The second
man stood pat and Malone’s green tinge became
obvious to the veriest dunce. The cowboy, on Her
Majesty’s right, asked for a card, received
it and sat back without a trace of expression.
The Queen said: “I’ll
try one for size.” She’d picked up
poker lingo, and the basic rules of the game, Malone
realized, from the other players or possibly
from someone at the hospital itself, years ago.
He wished she’d picked up something
less dangerous instead, like a love of big-game hunting,
or stunt-flying.
But no. It had to be poker.
The Queen threw away her seven of
spades, showing more sense than Malone had given her
credit for at any time during the game. She let
the other card fall and didn’t look at it.
She smiled up at Malone and Boyd.
“Live dangerously,” she said gaily.
Malone gave her a hollow laugh.
The last man drew one card, too, and the betting began.
The Queen’s remaining thousand
was gone before an eye could notice it. She turned
to Boyd.
“Sir Thomas,” she said. “Another
five thousand, please. At once.”
Boyd said nothing at all, but marched
off. Malone noticed, however, that his step was
neither as springy nor as confident as it had been
before. For himself, Malone was sure that he could
not walk at all.
Maybe, he thought hopefully, the floor
would open up and swallow them all. He tried
to imagine explaining the loss of $20,000 to Burris
and some congressmen, and after that he watched the
floor narrowly, hoping for the smallest hint of a
crack in the palazzo marble.
“May I raise the whole five thousand?”
the Queen said.
“It’s okay with me,” the dealer
said. “How about the rest of you?”
The four grunts he got expressed a
suppressed eagerness. The Queen took the new
chips Boyd had brought her and shoved them into the
center of the table with a fine, careless gesture of
her hand. She smiled gaily at everybody.
“Seeing me?” she said.
Everybody was.
“Well, you see, it was this
way,” Malone muttered to himself, rehearsing.
He half-thought that one of the others would raise
again, but no one did. After all, each of them
must be convinced that he held a great hand, and though
raising had gone on throughout the hand, each must
now be afraid of going the least little bit too far
and scaring the others out.
“Mr. Congressman,” Malone
muttered. “There’s this game called
poker. You play it with cards and money.
Chiefly money.”
That wasn’t any good.
“You’ve been called,”
the dealer said to the first man, who’d opened
the hand a year or so before.
“Why, sure,” the player
said, and laid down a pair of aces, a pair of threes and
a four. One of the threes, and the four, were
clubs. That reduced the already improbable chances
of the Queen’s coming up with a flush.
“Sorry,” said the second
man, and laid down a straight with a single gesture.
The straight was nine-high and there
were no clubs in it. Malone felt devoutly thankful
for that.
The second man reached for the money
but, under the popeyed gaze of the dealer, the fifth
man laid down another straight this one
ten high. The nine was a club Malone felt the
odds go down, right in his own stomach.
And now the cowboy put down his cards.
The King of diamonds. The King of hearts.
The Jack of diamonds. The Jack of spades.
And the Jack of hearts.
Full house. “Well,”
said the cowboy, “I suppose that does it.”
The Queen said: “Please. One moment.”
The cowboy stopped halfway in his
reach for the enormous pile of chips. The Queen
laid down her four clubs Ace, King, Queen
and ten and for the first time flipped
over her fifth card.
It was the Jack of clubs.
“My God,” the cowboy said,
and it sounded like a prayer. “A royal
flush.”
“Naturally,” the Queen said. “What
else?”
Her Majesty calmly scooped up the
tremendous pile of chips. The cowboy’s
hands fell away. Five mouths were open around
the table.
Her Majesty stood up. She smiled
sweetly at the men around the table. “Thank
you very much, gentlemen,” she said. She
handed the chips to Malone, who took them in nerveless
fingers. “Sir Kenneth,” she said,
“I hereby appoint you temporary Chancellor of
the Exchequer at least until Parliament
convenes.”
There was, Malone thought, at least
thirty-five thousand dollars in the pile. He
could think of nothing to say.
So, instead of using up words, he
went and cashed in the chips. For once, he realized,
the Government had made money on an investment.
It was probably the first time since 1775.
Malone thought vaguely that the government
ought to make more investments like the one he was
cashing in. If it did, the National Debt could
be wiped out in a matter of days.
He brought the money back. Boyd
and the Queen were waiting for him, but Barbara was
still in the ladies’ lounge. “She’s
on the way out,” the Queen informed him, and,
sure enough, in a minute they saw the figure approaching
them. Malone smiled at her, and, tentatively,
she smiled back. They began the long march to
the exit of the club, slowly and regally, though not
by choice.
The crowd, it seemed, wouldn’t
let them go. Malone never found out, then or
later, how the news of Her Majesty’s winnings
had gone through the place so fast, but everyone seemed
to know about it. The Queen was the recipient
of several low bows and a few drunken curtsies, and,
when they reached the front door at last, the doorman
said in a most respectful tone: “Good evening,
Your Majesty.”
The Queen positively beamed at him.
So, to his own great surprise, did Sir Kenneth Malone.
Outside, it was about four in the
morning. They climbed into the car and headed
back toward the hotel.
Malone was the first to speak.
“How did you know that was a Jack of clubs?”
he said in a strangled sort of voice.
The little old lady said calmly: “He was
cheating.”
“The dealer?” Malone asked.
The little old lady nodded. “In your
favor?”
“He couldn’t have been
cheating,” Boyd said at the same instant.
“Why would he want to give you all that money?”
The little old lady shook her head.
“He didn’t want to give it to me,”
she said. “He wanted to give it to the man
in the cowboy’s suit. His name is Elliott,
by the way Bernard L. Elliott. And
he comes from Weehawken. But he pretends to be
a Westerner so nobody will be suspicious of him.
He and the dealer are in cahoots isn’t
that the word?”
“Yes, Your Majesty,” Boyd
said. “That’s the word.”
His tone was awed and respectful, and the little old
lady gave a nod and became Queen Elizabeth I once
more.
“Well,” she said, “the
dealer and Mr. Elliott were in cahoots, and the dealer
wanted to give the hand to Mr. Elliott. But he
made a mistake, and dealt the Jack of clubs to me.
I watched him, and, of course, I knew what he was
thinking. The rest was easy.”
“My God,” Malone said.
“Easy.” Barbara said: “Did
she win?”
“She won,” Malone said
with what he felt was positively magnificent understatement.
“Good,” Barbara said, and lost interest
at once.
Malone had seen the lights of a car
in the rear-view mirror a few minutes before.
When he looked now, the lights were still there but
the fact just didn’t register until, a couple
of blocks later, the car began to pull around them
on the left. It was a Buick, while Boyd’s
was a new Lincoln, but the edge wasn’t too apparent
yet.
Malone spotted the gun barrel protruding
from the Buick and yelled just before the first shot
went off.
Boyd, at the wheel, didn’t even
bother to look. His reflexes took over and he
slammed his foot down on the brake. The specially-built
FBI Lincoln slowed down instantly. The shotgun
blast splattered the glass of the curved windshield
all over but none of it came into the car
itself.
Malone already had his hand on the
butt of the .44 Magnum under his left armpit, and
he even had time to be grateful, for once, that it
wasn’t a smallsword. The women were in the
back seat, frozen, and he yelled: “Duck,
damn it, duck!” and felt, rather than saw, both
of them sink down onto the floor of the car.
The Buick had slowed down, too, and
the gun barrel was swiveling back for a second shot.
Malone felt naked and unprotected. The Buick and
the Lincoln were even on the road now.
Malone had his revolver out.
He fired the first shot without even realizing fully
that he’d done so, and he heard a piercing scream
from Barbara in the back seat. He had no time
to look back.
A .44 Magnum is not, by any means,
a small gun. As handguns go revolvers
and automatics it is about as large as a
gun can get to be. An ordinary car has absolutely
no chance against it.
Much less the glass in an ordinary car.
The first slug drilled its way through
the window glass as though it were not there, and
slammed its way through an even more unprotected obstacle,
the frontal bones of the triggerman’s skull.
The second slug from Malone’s gun followed it
right away, and missed the hole the first slug had
made by something less than an inch.
The big, apelike thug who was holding
the shotgun had a chance to pull the trigger once
more, but he wasn’t aiming very well. The
blast merely scored the paint off the top of the Lincoln.
The rear window of the Buick was open,
and Malone caught sight of another glint of blued
steel from the corner of his eye. There was no
time to shift aim not with bullets flying
like swallows on the way to Capistrano. Malone
thought faster than he had imagined himself capable
of doing, and decided to aim for the driver.
Evidently the man in the rear seat
of the Buick had had the same inspiration. Malone
blasted two more high-velocity lead slugs at the driver
of the big Buick, and at the same time the man in the
Buick’s rear seat fired at Boyd.
But Boyd had shifted tactics.
He’d hit the brakes. Now he came down hard
on the accelerator instead.
The chorus of shrieks from the Lincoln’s
back seat increased slightly in volume. Barbara,
Malone knew, wasn’t badly hurt; she hadn’t
even stopped for breath since the first shot had been
fired. Anybody who could scream like that, he
told himself, had to be healthy.
As the Lincoln leaped ahead, Malone
pulled the trigger of his .44 twice more. The
heavy, high-speed chunks of streamlined copper-coated
lead leaped from the muzzle of the gun and slammed
into the driver of the Buick without wasting any time.
The Buick slewed across the highway.
The two shots fired by the man in
the back seat went past Malone’s head with a
whizz, missing both him and Boyd by a margin
too narrow to think about.
But those were the last shots.
The only difference between the FBI and the Enemy
seemed to be determination and practice.
The Buick spun into a flat sideskid,
swiveled on its wheels and slammed into the ditch
at the side of the road, turning over and over, making
a horrible noise, as it broke up.
Boyd slowed the car again, just as
there was a sudden blast of fire. The Buick had
burst into flame and was spitting heat and smoke and
fire in all directions. Malone sent one more bullet
after it in a last flurry of action saving
his last one for possible later emergencies.
Boyd jammed on the brakes and the
Lincoln came to a screaming halt. In silence
he and Malone watched the burning Buick roll over and
over into the desert beyond the shoulder.
“My God,” Boyd said. “My ears!”
Malone understood at once. The
blast from his own still-smoking .44 had roared past
Boyd’s head during the gun battle. No wonder
the man’s ears hurt. It was a wonder he
wasn’t altogether deaf.
But Boyd shook off the pain and brought
out his own .44 as he stepped out of the car.
Malone followed him, his gun trained.
From the rear, Her Majesty said:
“It’s safe to rise now, isn’t it?”
“You ought to know,” Malone
said. “You can tell if they’re still
alive.”
There was silence while Queen Elizabeth
frowned for a moment in concentration. A look
of pain crossed her face, and then, as her expression
smoothed again, she said: “The traitors
are dead. All except one, and he’s ”
She paused. “He’s dying,” she
finished. “He can’t hurt you.”
There was no need for further battle.
Malone reholstered his .44 and turned to Boyd.
“Tom, call the State Police,” he said.
“Get ’em down here fast.”
He waited while Boyd climbed back
under the wheel and began punching buttons on the
dashboard. Then Malone went toward the burning
Buick.
He tried to drag the men out, but
it wasn’t any use. The first two, in the
front seat, had the kind of holes in them people talked
about throwing elephants through. Head and chest
had been hit.
Malone couldn’t get close enough
to the fiercely blazing automobile to make even a
try for the men in the back seat.
He was sitting quietly on the edge
of the rear seat when the Nevada Highway Patrol cars
drove up next to them. Barbara Wilson had stopped
screaming, but she was still sobbing on Malone’s
shoulder. “It’s all right,”
he told her, feeling ineffectual.
“I never saw anybody killed before,” she
said.
“It’s all right,”
Malone said. “Nothing’s going to hurt
you. I’ll protect you.”
He wondered if he meant it, and found,
to his surprise, that he did. Barbara Wilson
sniffled and looked up at him. “Mr. Malone ”
“Ken,” he said.
“I’m sorry,” she
said. “Ken I’m so afraid.
I saw the hole in one of the men’s heads, when
you fired it was ”
“Don’t think about it,”
Malone said. To him, the job had been an unpleasant
occurrence, but a job, that was all. He could
see, though, how it might affect people who were new
to it.
“You’re so brave,” she said.
Malone tightened his arm around the
girl’s shoulder. “Just depend on
me,” he said. “You’ll be all
right if you ”
The State Trooper walked up then,
and looked at them. “Mr. Malone?”
he said. He seemed to be taken slightly aback
at the costuming.
“That’s right,”
Malone said. He pulled out his ID card and the
little golden badge. The State Patrolman looked
at them, and looked back at Malone.
“What’s with the getup?” he said.
“FBI,” Malone said, hoping
his voice carried conviction. “Official
business.”
“In costume?”
“Never mind about the details,” Malone
snapped.
“He’s an FBI agent, sir,”
Barbara said. “And what are you?”
the Patrolman said. “Lady Jane Grey?”
“I’m a nurse,” Barbara said.
“A psychiatric nurse.”
“For nuts?”
“For disturbed patients.”
The Patrolman thought that over.
“Hell, you’ve got the identity cards and
stuff,” he said at last. “Maybe you’ve
got a reason to dress up. How would I know?
I’m only a State Patrolman.”
“Let’s cut the monologue,”
Malone said savagely, “and get to business.”
The Patrolman stared. Then he said: “All
right, sir. Yes, sir. I’m
Lieutenant Adams, Mr. Malone. Suppose you tell
me what happened?”
Carefully and concisely, Malone told
him the story of the Buick that had pulled up beside
them, and what happened afterward.
Meanwhile, the other cops had been
looking over the wreck. When Malone had finished
his story, Lieutenant Adams flipped his notebook shut
and looked over toward them. “I guess it’s
okay, sir,” he said. “As far as I’m
concerned, it’s justifiable homicide. Self-defense.
Any reason why they’d want to kill you?”
Malone thought about the Golden Palace.
That might be a reason but it might not.
And why burden an innocent State Patrolman with the
facts of FBI life?
“Official,” he said. “Your
chief will get the report.”
The Patrolman nodded. “I’ll have
to take a deposition tomorrow, but ”
“I know,” Malone said. “Thanks.
Can we go on to our hotel now?”
“I guess,” the Patrolman
said. “Go ahead. We’ll take care
of the rest of this. You’ll be getting
a call later.”
“Fine,” Malone said.
“Trace those hoods, and any connections they
might have had. Get the information to me as soon
as possible.”
Lieutenant Adams nodded. “You
won’t have to leave the state, will you?”
he asked. “I don’t mean that you can’t,
exactly hell, you’re FBI. But
it’d be easier ”
“Call Burris in Washington,”
Malone said. “He can get hold of me and
if the Governor wants to know where we are, or the
State’s Attorney, put them in touch with Burris
too. Okay?”
“Okay,” Lieutenant Adams
said. “Sure.” He blinked at Malone.
“Listen,” he said. “About those
costumes ”
“We’re trying to catch
Henry VIII for the murder of Anne Boleyn,” Malone
said with a polite smile. “Okay?”
“I was only asking,” Lieutenant
Adams said. “Can’t blame a man for
asking, now, can you?”
Malone climbed into his front seat.
“Call me later,” he said. The car
started. “Back to the hotel, Sir Thomas,”
Malone said, and the car roared off.