Joppa was the very centre of all things.
That was the opening clause in the creed of every
well-educated and right-thinking Joppite. Geographically,
however, it was not the centre of any thing, being
considerably off from the great lines of railway travel,
but possessing two little independent branch roads
of its own, that connected it with all the world,
or rather that connected all the world with it.
For though there were larger places than Joppa even
in the county in which it condescended to find itself,
and though New York, and Philadelphia, and even Boston,
were undeniably larger, as its inhabitants reluctantly
admitted when hard pressed, yet they were unanimous
in agreeing, nevertheless, that the sun rose and set
wholly and entirely for the benefit of their one little
aristocratic community.
Yes; the world was created for Joppa,
that the Joppites might live, move, and have their
being with as much convenience and as little trouble
as possible. Bethany, a considerable town near
by, was built to be its shopping emporium; Galilee,
a little farther off, to accommodate its art needs;
Morocco, a more considerable town still farther off,
to be the birthplace of those ancestors who were so
unfortunate as to come into the world before there
was any Joppa to be born in. Even New York was
erected mainly to furnish it with a place of comfortable
resort once a year, when it transplanted itself there
bodily in a clan, consoling itself for its temporary
aberration of body by visiting exclusively and diligently
back and forth among its own people, and conforming
life in all particulars as far as possible to home
rules, still doing when in New York, not as the New
Yorkers but as the Joppites did, and never for a moment
abandoning its proud position as the one only place
in the world worth living in.
There certainly was much to say in
favor of Joppa. In the first place, it was remarkably
salubrious. Its inhabitants died only of old
age, seldom even of that, or
of diseases contracted wholly in other localities.
Measles had indeed been known to break out there once
in the sacred person of the President of the village,
but had been promptly suppressed; besides, it was
universally conceded that being in his second childhood
he should be considered liable. The last epidemic
of small-pox even had swept by them harmless.
Only two old and extremely ugly women took it, whereas
Bethany and Upper Jordan were decimated. So Joppa
was decidedly healthy, for one thing. For another,
it was moral. There had not been a murder heard
of in ever so long, or a forgery, and the last midnight
burglar was such a nice, simple fellow that he did
not know real silver when he saw it, and ran off with
the plated ware instead. And Joppa was not only
moral, but religious; went to church no end of times
on Sundays, and kept as many of the commandments as
it conveniently could. It had four churches:
one Methodist, frequented exclusively by the plebeians;
one Baptist, of a mixed congregation; one Presbyterian,
where three fourths of the best people went; and one
Episcopal, which the best quarter of the best people
attended, and which among the Presbyterians was popularly
supposed to be, if not exactly the entrance to the
infernal regions, yet certainly only one short step
removed from it. And added to all these good
traits, Joppa was a beautiful place. There were
a few common, ugly little houses in it, of course,
but they were all tucked away out of sight at one
end, constituting what was known as “the village,”
while the real Joppa meant in the thoughts of the inhabitants
only the West End so to speak, where was a series of
pretty villas and commodious mansions running along
a broad, handsome street, and stretching for quite
a distance along the border of the lake. For,
oh! best of all, Joppa had a lake. To speak of
Joppa in the presence of a Joppite, and not in the
same breath to mention the lake with an appreciative
adjective, was to make as irrevocable a mistake as
to be in conversation with a poet and forget to quote
from his latest poem; for next to their wives, their
dinners, and their ease, the Joppites loved their
beautiful little lake. And they had cause thus
to love it, for apart from its exquisite charm as
the main feature of their landscape, it gave them
a substantial reason for existence. What could
they have done with their dolce far niente
lives, but for the fishing and rowing and sailing
and bathing and sliding and skating which it afforded
them in turn? It was all they had to keep them
from settling down into a Rip Van Winkle sleep, this
dear little restless lake, that coaxed them out of
their land-torpor, and forced them occasionally to
lend a manly hand to a manly pursuit. For there
was this distinguishing peculiarity about Joppa, that
no one in it seemed to need to work, or to have any
manner of business whatever. Its society, outside
of the village, was formed wholly of cultivated, refined,
wealthy people, who had nothing in the world to do,
but idly to eat and drink up the riches of the previous
generation. It is a widely admitted truth, that
one generation always gathers for another, never for
itself, and that the generation which is thus generously
gathered for, is invariably found willing to sacrifice
without a murmur any latent duty to harvest on its
own account, consenting to live out its life softly
upon the hard-earned savings of its predecessors,
without regard to posterity, and calling itself “gentlemen”
where its fathers were content to be known as “men.”
So this was Joppa, a place mighty
in its own conceit, and high too in the estimate of
others, to whom it was becoming known as the gayest
and the prettiest of all dear little summer resorts;
and thither strangers were beginning to flock in considerable
numbers each year, made warmly welcome by the Joppites
as an occasion for breaking out into an unending round
of parties and picnics and dinners and lunches and
teas, and even breakfasts when there was not room
to crowd in any thing else. The summer was one
continual whirl from beginning to end. There were
visitors and visits; there was giving and receiving;
there were flirtations and rumors of flirtations;
there was everything the human heart could desire in
the way of friendly hospitality and liveliest entertainment.
Saratoga might be well enough, and Newport would do
in its way; but for solid perfection, said the Joppites,
there was no place in the world quite like Joppa.
But unknown to itself, Joppa nursed
one apostate in its midst, one unavowed but benighted
little heretic, who so far from sharing these sentiments
and offering up nightly thanksgiving that despite her
great unworthiness she had been suffered to be born
in Joppa, made it one of her most fervent and reiterated
petitions that she might not always have to live there;
that some time, if she were very good and very patient,
it might be granted her to go. She was so weary
of it all: of the busy idleness and the idle
business, of the unthinking gayety and the gay thoughtlessness,
and of the nothingness that made up its all. She
wanted, she did not exactly know what, only something
different; and to go, she did not quite know where,
only somewhere else. But she had been born in
Joppa, (quite without her permission,) and in Joppa
she had lived for all of twenty-four healthful, tranquil,
uneventful years, spending semi-occasional winters
in New York, and, unlike all other Joppites, returning
always more and more discontented with her native place.
Who could ever have expected such treason in the heart
of dear little Phebe Lane? Of course it would
not have mattered much had it been suspected, since
it was only Phebe Lane after all who entertained it, little
Phebe Lane, whose ancestors, though good and well-born
enough, did not hail from Morocco, and who lived,
not in the West End proper, but only on the borders
of it, in a street where one could not get so much
as a side peep at the lake. It was not a pretty
house either where she lived. It was square and
clumsy and without any originality, and, moreover,
faced plump on the street, so that one could look
right into its parlor and sitting-room windows as
one strolled along the wooden sidewalks. And
people were in the habit of looking in that way a good
deal. Nothing was ever going on in there that
could not bear this sudden outside inspection, and
it was the shortest way to call Phebe when she was
wanted for any thing of a sudden, to bear
a fourth hand at whist, or to stone raisins for Mrs.
Adams the day before her luncheon, or to run on an
errand down town for some lazy body who preferred other
people’s legs to her own for locomotion, or
to relieve some wearied host in the entertainment
of his dull guest, or to help in some way or other,
here, there, and yonder. She was just the one
to be called upon, of course, for she was just the
one who was always on hand, and always ready to go.
She never had any thing to keep her at home.
Her father had long been dead, and she lived alone
with her step-mother and step-aunt in the house which
was left her by her mother, but in which the present
Mrs. Lane still ruled absolute, as she did when she
first came into it in Phebe’s childish days.
Mrs. Lane was strong and energetic and commonplace;
and she ran the little house from garret to cellar
with a thoroughness that left Phebe no part whatever
to take in it, while the remainder of her energy she
devoted to nursing her invalid sister, Miss Lydia,
a little weak, complaining creature, who had had not
only every ill that flesh is heir to, but a great
many ills besides that she was firmly persuaded no
other flesh had ever inherited, and who stood in an
awe of her sister Sophia only equalled by her intense
admiration of her.
So what was there for Phebe to do?
She was fond of music, and whistled like a bird, but
she had no piano and did not know one note from another;
and she did not care for books, which was fortunate,
as their wee library, all told, did not count a hundred
volumes, most of which, too, were Miss Lydia’s,
and were as weak and wishy-washy as that poor little
woman herself. And she did not care for sewing,
though she made nearly all her own clothes, besides
attending at any number of impromptu Dorcas meetings,
where the needy were the unskilled rich instead of
the helpless poor, so that of course her labor did
not count at all as a virtue, since it was not doing
good, but only obliging a friend. And she did
not care for parties, though she generally went and
was always asked, being such a help as regarded wall-flowers,
while none of the young girls dreaded her as a rival,
it being a well known fact that Phebe Lane, general
favorite though she was, somehow or other never “took”
with the men, or at least not sufficiently to damage
any other enterprising girl’s prospects.
Why this was so, was hard to say. Phebe was pretty,
and lovable, and sweet tempered. If she was not
sparkling or witty, neither was she sarcastic; and
bright enough she was certainly, though not intellectual,
and though she talked little save with a few.
It was strange. True as steel, possessed of that
keen sense of justice and honor so strangely lacking
in many women, with a passionate capability for love
and devotion and self-sacrifice beyond power of fathoming,
and above all with a clinging womanly nature that
yearned for affection as a flower longs for light,
she was yet the only girl out of all her set who had
never had any especial attention. Perhaps it
was because she was no flirt. Bell Masters said
no girl could get along who did not flirt. Perhaps
because in her excessive truthfulness she was sometimes
blunt and almost brusque; it is dreadfully out of
place not to be able to lie a little at times.
Even Mrs. Upjohn, the female lay-head of the Presbyterians,
who was a walking Decalogue, her every sentence being
a law beginning with Thou shalt not, admitted practically,
if not theoretically, that without risk of damnation
it was possible to swerve occasionally from a too
rigid Yea and Nay. Perhaps, ah, well,
there is no use in exhausting the perhapses.
The fact remained. Of girl-friends she had plenty,
and of men-friends she had plenty; but of lovers she
had none.
And this was why when the Rev. Mr.
Denham Halloway was called to the vacant parish of
St. Joseph’s and fell down in its maidenly midst
like a meteor from an unexplored heaven, a
young, handsome divine, in every way marriageable,
though still unmarried, and in every way attractive,
though still to the best of hope and belief unattracted, this
was why no girl of them all thought her own chances
lessened in the least when he and Phebe became such
friends. No one gossiped. No one ah-ah’d,
or oh-oh’d. No one thought twice about
it. What difference could it make? If it
had been anybody else now! But it was only Phebe
Lane.