“There comes the Green Imp.”
“How can you tell?”
“Don’t you hear?
Red’s coming in on five cylinders for all he
can get out of ’em. Anybody else would
stop and fix up. He’s in too much of a
hurry as usual.”
The Green Imp tore past the porch
where Burns’s neighbours waved arms of greeting
which he failed to see, for he did not turn his head.
The car went round the curve of the driveway at perilous
speed, and only the fact that from road to old red
barn was a good twenty rods made it seem possible
that the Green Imp could come to a standstill in time
to prevent its banging into the rear wall of the barn.
Two minutes later Burns ran by the
Chesters’ porch on his way to his own.
Chester hailed him.
“What’s your everlasting
hurry, Red? Come up and sit down and cool off.”
“Not now,” called back
a voice curtly, out of the June twilight. The
big figure ran on and disappeared into the small house,
the door slamming shut behind it.
“Red’s in a temper. Tell by the sound
of his voice.
“Is he ever in anything except
a temper?” inquired a guest of the Chesters.
Arthur Chester turned on her.
“Show’s you don’t
know him much, Pauline. He’s the owner of
the fiercest good disposition ever heard of.
He’s the pepperest proposition of an angel this
earth has ever seen. He’s a red-headed,
sharp-tongued brute of a saint ”
“Why, Arthur Chester!”
“He’s a pot of mustard
that’s clear balm if you don’t
mind getting stung when it’s applied.”
“Well, of all the ”
“I’m going over to get
something for this abominable headache and,
incidentally, to find out what’s the row.
He’s probably lost a patient it always
goes to his brain like that. When he abuses his
beloved engine that way it’s because some other
machinery has stopped somewhere.”
“If he’s lost a patient
you’d better let him alone, dear,” advised
his wife, Winifred.
“No he needs to get
his mind off it, on me. I can fix up a few symptoms
for him.”
“He’ll see through you,”
called Mrs. Chester softly, after him.
“No doubt of that. But it may divert him,
just the same.”
Chester made his way across the lawn
and in at the side door which led to the dimly lighted
village offices of Redfield Pepper Burns, physician
and surgeon. Not that the gilt-lettered sign on
the glass of the office door read that way. “R.
P. Burns, M.D.” was the brief inscription above
the table of “office hours,” and the owner
of the name invariably so curtailed it. But among
his friends the full name had inevitably been turned
into the nickname, for the big, red-haired, quick-tempered,
warm-hearted fellow was “Red Pepper Burns”
as irresistibly to them as he had been, a decade earlier,
to his classmates in college.
As Chester went in at the door a figure
arose slowly from its position flung full
length, face downward, on a couch in the shadowy inner
office and came into view.
“Toothache? Dentist down
the street,” said a blurred voice unsympathetically.
Chester laughed. “Oh, come,
Red,” said he. “Give me some of that
headache dope. I’m all out.”
“Glad to hear it. You don’t get any
more from me.”
“Why not? I’ve got
a sure-enough headache I didn’t come
over to quiz you. The blamed thing whizzes like
a buzz saw.”
“Can’t help it. Go soak it.”
Chester advanced. “I’ll
get the powders myself, then. I know the bottle.”
A substantial barrier interposed.
“No, you don’t. You’ve taken
up six ounces of that stuff do seven days. You
quit to-night.”
“Look here, Red, what’s
the use of taking it out on me like that, if you are
mad at something? If your head ”
“I wish it did ache like
ten thousand furies. It might take some of the
pressure off somewhere else,” growled R. P. Burns.
He shut the door of the inner office hard behind him.
“I thought so,” declared
Arthur Chester, suddenly forgetting about his headache
in his anxiety to know the explanation of the five
cylinders. It was a small suburban town in which
they lived, and if something had gone wrong it was
a matter of common interest. “Can you tell
me about it?” he asked a little diffidently,
for none knew better than he that things could not
always be told, and that no lips were locked tighter
than Red Pepper’s when the secret was not his
to tell.
“Engine’s on the blink.
Got to go out and fix it,” was the unpromising
reply. Burns picked up a sparkplug from the office
desk as he spoke.
“Had your dinner?”
“Don’t want it.”
“Shall I go out with you?”
The answer was an unintelligible grunt.
As Chester was about to follow his friend out for
there could be no doubt that Red Pepper Burns was
his friend in spite of this somewhat surly, though
by no means unusual, treatment another
door opened tentatively, and a head was cautiously
inserted.
“Your dinner’s ready, Doctor Burns,”
said a doubtful voice.
Burns turned. “Leave a
pitcher of milk on the table for me, Cynthia,”
he said in a gentler voice than Chester had yet heard
from him tonight, crisp though it was. “Nothing
else.”
Chester, catching a glimpse of a brightly
lighted dining-room and a table lavishly spread, undertook
to remonstrate. He had seen the housekeeper’s
disappointed face, also. But Burns cut him short.
“Come along if you
must,” said he, and stalked out into the night.
For an hour, in the light from one
of the Green Imp’s lamps, Chester sat on an
overturned box and watched Burns work. He worked
savagely, as if applying surgical measures to a mood
as well as to a machine. He worked like a skilled
mechanic as well; every turn of a nut, every polish
of a thread meaning definite means to an end.
The night was hot and he had thrown off coat and collar
and rolled his sleeves high, so a brawny arm gleamed
in the bright lamplight, and the open shirt exposed
a powerful neck. Chester, who was of slighter
build and not as tall as he would have liked to be,
watched enviously.
“Whatever goes wrong with your
affairs, Red,” he observed suddenly, breaking
a long interval during which the engine had been made
to throb and whirl like the “ten thousand furies”
to whom its engineer had lately made allusion, “you
have the tremendous asset of a magnificent body to
fall back on for comfort.”
With a movement of the hand Burns
stopped his engine, now running quietly, and stood
up straight. He threw out one bare arm, grimy
and oily with his labours. “Two hours ago,”
said he in a voice now controlled and solemn, “if
by cutting off that right arm at the shoulder I could
have saved a human life I’d have done it.”
“And now,” retorted Chester
quickly, “now, two hours after would
you cut it off now?”
Red Pepper looked at him. The
arm dropped. “No,” said he, “I
wouldn’t. Not for a dozen lives like that.
I’m not heroic, after all only hot
and cold by jumps, like a thermometer. But I
ache all over, just the same. She runs like a
bird now. Jump in we’ll take
a spin and try her out on the road. I may need
her before midnight.”
Nothing loth, for he knew the Green
Imp and her driver and had had many a swift run on
a moonlight night before in the same company, Chester
took the slim roadster’s other seat, watching
the long green hood point the way down the driveway,
past the porch where the women, in white gowns showing
coolly in the light from the arc lamp at the corner
of the street, called a goodbye.
“Back some time,”
replied Chester’s voice, rising above the low
purr of the engine with a note of satisfaction in
it. The figure beside him, still in open, white
shirt, with bare arms and uncovered, thick thatch
of red hair, did not turn its head.
“Arthur’s never so happy
as when he’s out with Red in the Green Imp,”
Winifred said to her guest as the roadster shot away
under the elms which drooped beneath the arc light.
“Doctor Burns is certainly the
oddest man I ever saw,” replied the guest, swinging
idly in the hammock and watching the car out of sight
down the long vista of the village street. “He
hasn’t given me one real good look yet.
I suppose if I were a patient he would favour me with
an all-seeing gaze out of those Irish-Scotch barbarian
eyes of his, but as it is” her voice
was slightly petulant “I believe I
shall have to do as Arthur has: make up some
symptoms and go over to his office.”
“If you do you’ll get
precisely the same treatment I presume Arthur had.”
Mrs. Chester laughed as she spoke. “I doubt
very much whether he comes back with any headache
medicine.”
“But he got a moonlight ride
in that beauty of a car,” the guest declared
enviously. “That treatment would suit me
wonderfully well, whatever was the matter.”
“Would you have gone with him
in his shirt-sleeves? He’s plainly in a
shirt-sleeve mood to-night.”
“I think a drive in the moonlight
with a ‘brute of a saint’ in shirt-sleeves,
with arms like those, might be interesting,”
mused the guest, indicating invisible patterns on
the porch with the toe of a white slipper.
“He would probably talk cars
and engines every mile in the most matter-of-fact
way,” Winifred Chester assured her. “No
woman yet has ever been able, as far as this town
knows, to strike a spark of romance out of Red Pepper
Burns.”
“Yet he has red hair,”
murmured the guest to herself, and continued to look
thoughtfully down the street along which the Green
Imp had shot out toward the open! country beyond.
Out in that open country, miles away,
the car running with that exquisite precision of rotating
cylinder explosions which is music to the trained
ear of the mechanic at the wheel, the two men sat silent.
The pace of the Green Imp was one to cut off speech,
for the road wets straight and empty, stretching like
a white ribbon under the stars, with now and then
a band of midnight shade crossing it where arching
tree-tops met the course which invites an open throttle
and the intent eye which goes with it.
Suddenly the car struck aside from
the straightaway and with open cut-out roared up a
steep hill by means of which a narrow road led off
toward a part of the country not often selected by
motorists for pleasure spins. Chester recognized
that his companion had a purpose beyond that of “trying
out” his engine, unless, indeed, the tough and
rocky grade were a test. But Burns was still silent,
and the other man applied himself to holding on.
A mile up the road the car came to an abrupt standstill
before a tiny house.
“Going to make a call, after
all?” was on Chester’s lips, but the sight
of something, showing white beside the door in the
lamplight which streamed out upon a small, decrepit
porch, drove back the words.
Burns left a silent engine and strode
up the straggling path with the light tread of the
heavy man whose muscles are under his control.
He walked in at the open door without knocking, and
Chester caught the sharp sound of a woman’s
voice at a tension, saying: “Oh, Doctor!”
It seemed to him an hour, though by
his watch it was but nine minutes, that he sat watching
the little flimsy streamer of white flutter to and
fro in the lamplight, his heart beating heavily, as
a father’s will at sight of the sign of some
other man’s loss.
At the end of those interminable nine
minutes Burns was back again in the car. He turned
the Green Imp about as quietly as if she were a cat
stealing out of the yard, and sent her down the rocky
road at her slowest speed. At the bottom of the
hill he broke the long silence.
“Couldn’t have slept an
hour if I hadn’t come back,” he said in
a low tone. “Back and apologized for being
a brute. It’s eased me up a bit I think
it’s eased her, too, poor soul.”
“Then it wasn’t losing
the case,” Chester began doubtfully. He
was never sure just when it was safe to ask Red Pepper
questions, but he thought it seemed safer than usual
now.
“No, it wasn’t losing
the case, though that was bad enough. It was
losing my infernal hair-trigger of a temper that’s
been cutting in like a knife. I had the boy where
he ought to get well if they followed my precautions
a thousand times repeated. This morning his heart
was a whole lot stronger; it only needed time.
Tonight his mother let him sit up in spite
of all I’d threatened her with if she did.
He went out like a snuffed candle. When I saw
it I was so angry with her I” he thrust
up one hand and ran it through his thick locks with
a gesture of savagery “I let loose
on her poor soul with her heart already
broken. He was the only boy of course, I
ought to have been shot on the spot.”
He sent the car flying down the road.
Chester could think of nothing to say. He could
imagine the sort of apology Red had given the boy’s
mother one to make her forgive and adore
him. No doubt it had “eased her.”
It must have been a hard thing for R. P. Burns, M.D.,
to do. Suddenly recalling this he said so, and
added a word of admiration. Burns turned on him.
“Boy,” he said, “I’m
the toughest case on my list. I’m a chronic
patient. Just as I think I have myself in hand
I suffer a relapse. I break out in a new place.
Of all men who need self-control, it’s a surgeon
needs it most. Sometimes, I’m in too much
of a temper to operate just because a nurse
has failed to provide the right sutures. Every
red hair on my head stands up like a porcupine’s
quills my hand isn’t steady I can’t
trust my own judgment till I’ve cooled down.
There’s only one hope for me ”
He broke off abruptly, and the Green
Imp accelerated her pace as they came to the long,
straight road home. Until they reached the turn
under the elms which led to the town, he left the
sentence unfinished, while Chester waited. Chester
felt it would be worth waiting for that
which Red Pepper might say next. When it came
it surprised him it even gave him a strange
thrill coming from Red Pepper.
“I’ve put my case into
the only competent hands,” said Burns slowly
and quite simply. “I’ve promised
my Maker I’ll never insult His name again.”