“Here you are at last, Red,
you sinner, and I’m the loser. Ches and
I’ve had a bet on since we saw the Green Imp
tear off just as the first guests were coming.
I vowed it was a fake call and you’d never get
back till the musicians were green-flannelling their
instruments.”
“I knew he wouldn’t do
us a cut-away trick like that,” declared Arthur
Chester with an affectionate, white-gloved hand on
Burns’s black-clad arm. “Not that
I’d have blamed you on a night like this.
What people want to give dances for in August, with
the thermometer at the top of the tree, I don’t
know.”
“Go along in, old man, and see
the ladies. Take out Pauline. Mrs. Lessing
isn’t dancing. Make a sitting-out engagement
with the lovely widow, then bolt out here. That’s
my advice,” urged Macauley.
“Much obliged, I will.
Wouldn’t have come if Winifred hadn’t cornered
me.”
“She’s doing her duty
by Pauline, and she considers her duty isn’t
done till she’s secured the men Pauline wants.
But I say when you get a look at Ellen
you’ll forget the rivulets coursing down your
neck. It’s the first time she’s worn
anything not suggestive of past experiences. It’s
only white tonight, but ” Macauley’s
pause was eloquent.
Burns pushed on into the house, through
whose open doors and windows came sounds of revelry.
A stringed orchestra was playing somewhere out of
sight, and to its music the late arrival, holding his
head well up that he might keep his collar intact
until the latest possible moment, set his course toward
his hostess.
Outside, in the bower which had been
made of the porch, Chester, disgracefully shuffling
off the duties of host and lounging with Macauley
and two or three other of the young married men, reported
through the flower-hung window the progress of the
victim led to the sacrifice.
“He’s shouldered his way
to Win he’s shaking hands and trying
not to look hot. Hi! Pauline’s sighted
him already. She’s making for him like
the arrow to the target.”
“Or the bullet for the hippopotamus,”
suggested Macauley under his breath in Chester’s
ear. He, too, began to reconnoiter.
“He’s asking her if she
saved the first one for him, and she’s telling
him she did till the last minute. Her card is
full now, but he shall have the last half of this
next one. Doesn’t he look overjoyed?”
Chester chuckled wickedly.
“Where’s Ellen? Why
isn’t she on deck now just as Red comes?”
Macauley began to fume. “She’s behaved
nobly all the evening so far she might
have a rational being how for a partner as her reward.
But I presume she’s sitting out somewhere with
that chump of a Wardlaw he follows her
like a shadow and she’s too kindhearted to shake
him. She’s ”
A voice speaking softly from the lawn
below the porch interrupted him. “Is Doctor
Burns urns here?” it asked.
Chester went over to the rail.
“He’s only just come, you know, Miss Mathewson.
You don’t have to call him out this minute, do
you?”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Chester,
but I’m afraid I must. The call is very
urgent.”
“Tell ’em to get somebody else.”
“Doctor Burns wouldn’t like it they’re
special friends of his.”
“Oh, well I suppose
he’ll see the bright side of getting out of that
Turkish bath in there, but I must say I wish I didn’t
have to pull through this whole affair without his
support,” grumbled Chester as he went in to
find Burns, now disappeared into the inner rooms where
the music came from.
Red Pepper came out looking the name
more than usual, for three rounds of the floor had
brought, as it seemed to him, every drop of blood
to his face, and his hair clung damply to his brow.
He held a brief colloquy with his office nurse.
“No way out; I’ll have
to go, Ches,” said he with ill-concealed joy.
“But you’ll hustle?
You’ll make one more try of it?” begged
Chester. “This thing won’t break
up early: not with Pauline pushing it. You’ll
be back in time to be taken out and fed?”
“Try to,” and Burns disappeared off the
end of the porch.
“Lucky dog,” gloomed Macauley.
“The call’s five miles out on the road
to the city. I’d like to be in the Green
Imp for the spin Red’ll make of it. By
George! I ”
He broke off suddenly, gave a hasty
look around and bolted off the end of the porch into
the semidarkness of the lawn. He ran across behind
the houses to his own back porch, procured a dustcoat
from within and dashed back, regardless of the bodily
heat he was generating. As the Green Imp backed
out of the barn Macauley swung himself into the unoccupied
seat.
Burns, also in dust-coat pulled on
over his evening clothes, grinned cheerfully.
“Deserter?” he queried.
“You’ll be back within the hour, won’t
you?”
“Less than that, probably.
The Imp’s running like a bird to-night show
you her paces when we get out. Hi, there!
Who’s that chasing us? Well, of all the you,
too, Ches?”
Panting, Chester flung himself upon
the running-board just as the car turned out of the
yard. “Had a hunt for my coat nearly
lost you!” he gasped.
Burns stopped the car. “See
here, sonny,” he expostulated. “You
happen to be host, you know. I might be detained
out there, though I don’t expect it.”
“I’ll take the trolley
back if you are,” replied Chester, settling
himself. “I can’t stand it to see
you fellows cut away out of the pow-wow and not go,
too. I’ll take my chances.”
“So be it!” and, laughing,
with a glance back at the gaily lighted house, Burns
sent the car on her course. “You two are
always bragging up the married life,” he remarked
as the Green Imp gathered speed, “but it strikes
me you’re pretty eager to get away from the glories
of your wives’ entertaining.”
“It’s one curious thing,”
admitted Macauley thoughtfully, “that no matter
how harmonious a couple may be they’re bound
to differ on what does and does not constitute entertainment.”
“Of course, a girl like Pauline
always wants to dance, no matter how torrid the night,”
explained Chester. “Win and I have to consider
our guest’s wish. But you can bet Pauline
isn’t getting her wish not with R.
P. Burns running around the country all the evening
and only making five-minute stops at her side.”
By the speed with which the Green
Imp swallowed the ground it looked as if Burns might
make several such trips and still interpolate a number
of “five-minute stops” before the affair
at the Chester house should be over. Before his
passengers were well aware of the distance they had
covered he pulled up in front of a small cottage.
They settled themselves comfortably to await a fifteen-minute
stay, but in five he was out again. Both dust
coat and clawhammer were off his sleeves
were rolled to the elbow.
“I’m in for it, boys,”
he said. “Can’t get away under two
hours at the shortest. Sorry. But they didn’t
let me know what they wanted me for, and I’m
caught. You’ll have to drive home.
Call up Johnny Caruthers and let him bring back the
Imp and Miss Mathewson. I can’t be spared
long enough to go myself, so take her this note to
tell her what to bring. Get busy, now.”
He handed Macauley a hasty scrawl
on a prescription blank, and smiled at the discomfited
faces of his two friends showing plainly in the lights
which streamed from the house.
“You look blamed pleased over
your job,” growled Macauley.
“I like the job all right,”
admitted Burns; “particularly when contrasted
with ”
“You wouldn’t say it if
you’d caught one glimpse of Mrs. L.” called
back Chester, as the Imp responded somewhat erratically
to Macauley’s unaccustomed touch. But all
the answer they got was, an emphatic “Don’t
change gears as if you were running a thrashing machine,
Mac.”
It was two hours and a half later
that Burns came out of the small cottage again, wiping
a damp face, his white shirt-front a pathetic ruin,
his hastily reassumed white waistcoat and tie decidedly
the worse for having been carelessly handled.
But his face, when he turned it toward the stars as
he crossed the tiny patch of a flower-bordered yard,
was a contented one.
“It pays up all the arrears
when you can leave a chunk of happiness behind you
as big as that one,” he said to himself.
Johnny Caruthers had gone home by trolley long ago,
and Miss Mathewson was to remain for the night and
return with the doctor when he came for his morning
after-visit. Burns sent the Green Imp off at a
moderate pace, musing as he drove through the now
moderated and refreshing air of two o’clock in
the morning.
“Party must be about over by
now; think it’ll adjourn without seeing any
more of Red Pepper and his misused dress clothes,”
he reflected. “I suppose those dancing
puppets think they’ve had a good time, but it
isn’t in it with mine. Bless the little
woman: she’s happy over her first boy!
He’s a winner, too. As for Tom, I could
have tipped him over with a nod of the head when he
was thanking me for leaving the merry-go-round to
stand by. It must feel pretty good to be the father
of a promising specimen like that. Must beat
the adopting business several leagues. And that’s
not saying that Bobby Burns isn’t the best thing
that ever happened to R. P.”
Philosophizing thus, he presently
sent the Green Imp at her quietest pace in at the
home driveway. The Chester house was still brilliantly
illumined; his own dark except for the dim light in
the office and he discovered it as he rounded
the turn a sort of half-radiance coming
from the windows of his own room, where Bob slept in
the small bed beside his own. Burns gazed anxiously
at this, for it showed that somebody had turned on
the hooded electric. He was accustomed to leave
the door open into his private office; in which a light
was always burning, and with this Bob had hitherto
been satisfied.
“He must have waked up and called
for Cynthia,” he decided. Housing the Imp,
he quietly crossed the lawn to the window, avoiding
any sound of footsteps on the gravelled paths.
Both windows, screened by wire and awnings, were wide
open; he could see with ease into the room, for the
house was an old one and stood low. Climbing wistaria
vines wreathed the windows, and sheltered by these
he found himself secure from observation.
For after the first look he became
exceedingly anxious not to be discovered. He
had come home in the stirred and gentle mood often
brought upon him by his part in such a scene as the
one he had lately left behind him. In the first
wave of joy swept by a birth into a home, whether
humble or exalted, the man who has been of service
in the hour of trial is often caught and lifted into
a sympathetic pleasure which lasts for some time after
he has gone on to less satisfying work. Burns
had often jeered gently at himself for being, as he
considered, more than ordinarily susceptible to a
sort of odd tenderness of feeling under such conditions,
and as he stared in at the scene before him he was
uneasily conscious that he could not have come upon
it at a more vulnerable moment.
Bobby Burns was sitting straight up
in bed, his cheeks flushed, his eyelids reddened as
if with prolonged crying, but his small face radiant
with happiness as he regarded his companion, his plump
little fist thrust tight into the hand which held
his. In a chair close beside him sat a figure
in silvery white; bare, beautifully-moulded arms, from
which the gloves had been pulled and flung aside upon
the bed, gleaming in the glow from the hooded light.
Black head was close to black head,
her black lashes and his disclosed dark eyes curiously
alike in the distracting glance of them; even the
colouring of the faces was similar, for both showed
the warm and peachy hues laid there by the summer
sun.
“They might easily be mother
and son,” was the thought forced upon the spectator.
His own cheek suddenly burned, in the shadow of the
wistaria vines.
He listened abstractedly to the conclusion
of the story: it must have been a charming tale,
for the boy’s cry of regret when it ended was
eloquent. But the eavesdropper heard with full
appreciation the richness of the low voice and could
not wonder at Bob’s delight in it. He watched
with absorbed eyes the embrace exchanged between the
two and, forgetting to be cautious, allowed his shifted
foot to crunch the gravel under the window.
Quicker than thought the light went
out. Burns made for the office door, consumed
with eagerness to catch her before she could get away.
But when he set foot upon the threshold of his room
only the little figure, pulling itself again erect
in the bed, met his eyes in the dim light issuing
from the office, and otherwise the room was empty.
“Nobody heard me cryin’
but her,” explained Bob to his questioning guardian.
“Cynthia was all goned away and I heard the fiddles
and they made me cry. She comed in and told me
stories. I love her. But she wented awful
quick out that way.” He pointed toward a
French window opening like a door upon the lawn.
“I wish she didn’t go so quick. She
looked awful pretty, all white and shiny. She
loves me, I think, don’t you?”
“Of course, old man. That’s
your particular good luck eh? Now lie
down and go to sleep and tell me all about it in the
morning.”
“Aren’t you going back
to the party?” queried Bob anxiously.
“Hardly.” Burns glanced
humorously down at his attire. “But I’m
not going to bed just yet, so shut your eyes.
I’ll not be far away.”
The child obeyed. Exchanging
the claw-hammer for his office coat, Burns went out
by way of the French window to the rear of the house.
An hour afterward Arthur Chester,
putting out lights, discovered from a back window
a familiar figure at a familiar occupation. But
at this hour of the night the sight struck him as
so extraordinary that, curiosity afire, he hurriedly
let himself out of the side door he had just locked,
and crossed the lawn.
“In the name of all lunatics,
Red, why sawing wood? It can’t be ill temper
at missing the show?”
In the August moonlight the figure
straightened itself and laid down the saw. “Go
to bed, and don’t bother your addle pate about
your neighbours. Can’t a man cut up a few
sticks without your coming to investigate?”
“Saw a few more. You haven’t
got the full dose necessary yet,” advised Chester,
his hands in his pockets. “Want me to sit
up with you till you work it all off?”
“It’s beginning to look
as if it wouldn’t work off,” muttered R.
P. Burns.
“Must be a worse attack than
usual. How long have you been at it?”
“Don’t know.”
“Sawed that whole heap at the side there?”
“Suppose so.”
“Lost a patient?”
“No.”
“Blow out a tire?”
“No.”
“Bad news of any sort?”
“No. Go to bed.”
“I feel I oughtn’t to
leave you,” persisted Chester. “Don’t
you think it might ease your mind to tell me about
it?”
Burns came at him with the saw, and
Chester fled. Burns went back to his woodpile,
marshalled the sawed sticks into orderly ranks, then
stood still once more and once more looked up at the
stars.
“If an hour of that on a night
like this won’t take the nonsense out of me,”
he solemnly explained to a bright particular planet
now low in the heavens, “I must be past help.
But I’ll be drawn and quartered if
I’ll give in. Haven’t I had knockouts
enough to be able to keep my head this time?
Red Pepper Burns, ‘Remember the Maine’
Now, go to bed yourself!”