“Winifred,” said R. P.
Burns, invading Mrs. Arthur Chester’s sunny
living-room one crisp October morning, leather cap
in hand, “I’m going to give a dinner to-night.
Stag dinner for Grant, of Edinburgh man
who taught me half the most efficient surgery I know.
He’s over here, and I’ve just found it
out. Only been in the city two days: goes
to-morrow.”
“How interesting, Red!
Where do you give it? At one of the clubs or
hotels in town?”
“That’s the usual thing,
of course. That’s why I’m not going
to do it. Grant’s a rugged sort of commonsense
chap hates show and fuss. He gets
an overpowering lot of being ‘entertained’
in precisely the conventional style. He’s
a pretty big gun now, and he can’t escape.
When I told him I was going to have him out for a
plain dinner at home he looked as relieved as if I’d
offered him a reprieve for some sentence.”
“Undoubtedly he’ll enjoy
the relaxation. Hut you’ll have a caterer
out from town, I suppose?”
“Not on your life. Cynthia
can cook well enough for me, and I know Ronald Grant’s
tastes like a book. But what I want to ask is
that you and Martha Macauley will come over and see
that the table looks shipshape. Cynthia’s
a captain of the kitchen, but her ideas of table decoration
are a trifle too original even for me. Miss Mathewson’s
away on her vacation. I’ll send in some
flowers. My silver and china are nothing remarkable,
bur as long as the food’s right that doesn’t
matter.”
“I shall be delighted to do
it for you, Red, as you know. So will Martha.
We ”
“Thanks immensely. I want
Ches of course, and Jim Macauley’s coming.
The rest are M, D.’s. I must be off.”
He would have been off, without doubt,
in an instant more, for he was half out of the door
as he spoke, but Winifred Chester flew after him and
laid an insistent hand on his coat sleeve.
“Red! You must stop long
enough to tell me something about it. How can
I help you unless I know your plans? What hour
have you set? How many are coming, and who?
How many courses are you going to have? Have you
engaged a waitress?”
Red Pepper looked bewildered.
“Is there all that to it?” he inquired
helplessly. “How in thunder I
beg your pardon how do I know how many
courses there’ll be? Ask Cynthia that.
The hour’s seven-thirty; can’t get around
earlier, even if I wanted to be less formal. There’s
Van Horn and Buller and Fields and Grayson and Grant
and Ches and Jim and and myself. I
may have asked somebody else, seems as if did but I
can’t remember. You’d better put
on an extra plate in case I have.”
He was starting off again, but Winifred,
laughing helplessly, again detained him. “Red,
you’re too absurd! What about the waitress?
Shall I find one for you?”
“I supposed Cynthia could serve us; she always
does me.”
“She can’t to-night, and prepare things
to send in, too.”
“Oh, well, see to it if you’ll
be so kind; only let me go, for I’ve only fifteen
minutes now to meet a consultant ten miles away.
Good-bye, Win.”
He took time to turn and smile at
her, and for the sake of the smile she
knew of none other just like it she forgave
him for involving her in the labours she already clearly
foresaw were to be hers. How precisely like Red
Pepper Burns it was to plan for a “stag”
dinner in this inconsequent way! If it had been
a coming operation, now, no detail of preparation
would have been too insignificant to command his attention.
But in the present instance unquestionably all he had
done was to appear at the door of the kitchen and casually
inform Cynthia that eight or nine men were coming
to dinner to-night, and he’d trust her to see
that they should have something good to eat. Poor
Cynthia!
Winifred ran over to consult Martha
Macauley and together they braved Burns’s housekeeper
in her kitchen. The result was relief, as far
as the dinner itself was concerned. Cynthia was
a superior cook, and long experience with exclusively
masculine tastes had taught her the sort of thing
which, however out of the beaten line for entertaining,
was likely to prove successful in pleasing “eight
or nine men,” wherever they might hail from.
“Cynthia’s planned a dinner
that will be about as different from Lazier’s
concoctions as could be imagined,” Winifred said
to Martha, “but it will taste what Ches calls
‘licking good.’ Now for the table.
I’m afraid Red’s china and linen are none
too fine. We’ll have to help him out there.”
They helped him out. Only the
finest of Martha’s linen and silver, the thinnest
of Winifred’s plates and cups and the most precious
of her glass would content them. When the table
was set in the low-ceiled, casement-windowed old dining-room
where Red Pepper was accustomed to bolt his meals
alone when he took time for them at all, it was a to
table to suggest arrogantly the hand of woman, Winifred
eyed it with milled satisfaction and concern.
“It looks lovely, Martha, but
not a bit bachelor-like. Do you suppose he’ll
mind?”
“Not as long as the food is
right; and judging by the heavenly smells from the
kitchen there’s no fear for that. But it’s
five o’clock, and the flowers he promised you
haven’t come. Do you suppose he’s
forgotten?”
“Of course he has. If he
remembers the dinner itself it’ll be all we can
expect of him. It doesn’t matter. There
are heaps of pink and crimson asters yet in the garden,
and some fall anémones. We’ll arrange
them, and then if his flowers do come we’ll
change. But they won’t.”
They didn’t. But the pink
and crimson asters furnished a centrepiece decidedly
more in keeping, somehow, with a men’s dinner
than roses would have been, and the decorators were
content with them. Dora, Mrs. Macauley’s
own serving maid, who was to take the part of the waitress
Red Pepper had not thought necessary, said they looked
“awful tasty now.”
“It’s after seven and
Red hasn’t come yet.” Winifred Chester
rushed at Arthur, dressing placidly. “Jim
went in for the men with his car, and said he’d
surely have them here by seven-twenty. You’ll
have to go over and do the honours for him till he
comes. He’ll have to dress after he gets
here.”
“He won’t stop to dress not
if he’s late,” predicted Chester, obediently
hastening. “He’ll rush in at the last
minute, smelling horribly of antiseptics, and set
everybody laughing with some story. They won’t
care what he wears. It’s always a case of
’where MacGregor sits, there’s the head
of the table,’ you know, with Red. I certainly
hope nothing will make him late. I’m not
up to playing host to a lot of physicians and surgeons.
I should feel as if I were about to be operated on.”
“Nonsense, dear, there’s
no jollier company when they’re off duty.
But Red isn’t here yet, and I’m sure I
hear Jim’s Gabriel down the road. Do hurry!”
Chester ran across the back lawn and
in through Burns’s kitchen, startling Cynthia
so that she nearly dropped the salt-box into a sauce
she was making for the beefsteak. He reached the
little front porch just in time to welcome the batch
of professional gentlemen who came talking and laughing
up the path together.
“Doctor Burns has been detained,
but I’m sure he’ll be here soon,”
Chester explained, shaking hands, and discovering for
himself which was the famous Scottish surgeon by the
“rugged commonsense” look of the man,
quite as R. P. Burns had characterized him.
Seven-thirty no Red Pepper.
Seven-forty-five eight o’clock still
no sign of him; harder to be explained, no sign from
him. Why didn’t he telephone or send a
telegram or a messenger? Waiting longer would
not do; Cynthia, in the kitchen, was becoming unnervingly
agitated.
The dinner was served. Chester,
at one end of the table, Macauley at the other, both
feeling a terrible responsibility upon them, did their
best. There had turned out to be two extra guests
instead of the one whom Burns had thought he might
have asked but couldn’t be sure; and Winifred
had had a bad ten minutes looking out a full set of
everything with which to set his place. For Red
Pepper’s place must certainly be left unfilled;
it would be beyond the possibilities that the dinner
should end without him.
“I believe he has forgotten,”
whispered Martha to Winifred in the office, from whose
dim shadows they were surreptitiously peering into
the dining room to make sure that everything was going
properly.
“Oh, he couldn’t, not
with the Edinburgh man here. He’s often
told us about Doctor Grant and how much he owes him.
He does look splendid and capable, doesn’t he for
all he’s so burly and homely? And the other
men all feel honoured to be here with him; even Doctor
Van Horn, who’s always so impressed with himself.”
“They seem to be having a good
time. And they’re eating as if they never
saw food before. It’s a success as
much as it can be without the host himself. Oh,
why doesn’t Red come?”
“He wouldn’t desert a
patient in a crisis for a dozen dinners.”
“No, but he’d send word.”
“Look at Arthur. He’s
hobnobbing with Doctor Grant as if he’d always
known him.”
“Jim is having a bad time with
Doctor Van Horn. I can see it in his eye.
Mercy! one of them looked this way. I’m
afraid he saw me. Come!”
The next time they reconnoitred, the
dinner was working toward its end. It was time,
for it was nearly ten o’clock, and Cynthia’s
courses though not many, had been mighty. Presently
the table had been cleared, and the men were drinking
coffee and lighting the excellent cigars which had
been Macauley’s thought when he found that Red
Pepper was not on hand to provide them himself.
Under the influence of these genial
stimulants Burns never offered any others,
and one man who knew it had declined to come the
sociability grew more positive. Chester relaxed
his legs under the table, feeling that at last Red’s
guests could take care of themselves. Grayson
proved an accomplished story-teller; Buller had lately
had some remarkable adventures; even Ronald Grant,
who had seemed a trifle taciturn, related an extraordinary
experience of another man. The Scottish surgeon
had the reputation of never talking about himself.
The smoke grew thick. Macauley’s
cigars were of a strong brand; the air was blue with
their reek. Still the guests sat about the table,
and still the talk went on.
It was interrupted quite suddenly
by the advent of Red Pepper Burns himself. Macauley
saw him first, standing in the doorway between dining
room and office, but for an instant he did not know
him. Macauley’s startled look caught Chester’s
attention; he sprang to his feet. At the same
moment the Scottish surgeon, following Chester’s
eyes, observed the figure in the door. He was
first to reach it.
“What’s happened ye, lad?”
he asked, and acted without waiting for an answer.
He threw a powerful arm about Burns’s shoulders
and led him, reeling, back into the office where the
air was purer.
They crowded round, doctors though
they were and had many times sharply ordered other
people not to crowd. They could see at a glance
that Burns was very faint, that his right arm hung
helpless at his side, that his forehead wore a blackening
bruise, and that his clothes were torn and covered
with dirt. For the rest they had to wait.
Grant took charge of his friend the
pupil whom he had never forgotten. The arm was
badly broken, too badly to be set without an anæsthetic.
In the inner office Van Horn, his dress coat off,
gave the chloroform while the Scotchman set the arm;
and the American surgeons, no longer crowding, but
standing off respectfully as if at a clinic, looked
on critically. It was rapid and deft work, they
admitted, especially since the surgeon was using another
man’s splints, and the patient proved to be
one of the subjects who fight the anesthetic from beginning
to end.
Chester, white-faced but plucky, stuck
it out, but Macauley fled to the outer air. Seeing
a familiar long, dark form half on, half off the driveway,
he hurried toward it. A minute later he had all
the unoccupied guests around him on the lawn, and
one of the Green Imp’s lamps was turned upon
its crippled shape.
“By George, he’s had a
bad accident,” one and another of them said
as they examined the car’s injuries. The
hood was jammed until they wondered why the engine
was not disabled; the left running-board was nearly
torn off and the fender a shapeless wreck. The
green paint was scraped and splintered along the left
side.
“He must have come home by himself.
How far, do you suppose?”
“Not far, driving with his left hand, and faint.”
“He probably wasn’t faint
till he struck the indoor heat and the tobacco smoke.”
“He’s come at least five
miles. Look at that red clay on her sides.
There’s no red clay like that around here except
in one place at the old mill on the Red
Bank road.” Chester demonstrated his theory
excitedly. “I ought to know, I’ve
ridden with him on every out-of-the-way by-path in
the county, first any’ last. There’s
a fright of a hill just there.”
“Five miles with that arm? Gee!”
This was Buller.
“Plucky,” was Grayson’s
comment, and there was a general agreement among the
men standing round.
Macauley put his shoulder to the Imp.
“Let’s push her in, fellows,” he
proposed. He had forgotten that they were medical
gentlemen of position. “I don’t seem
to want to drive her just now,” he explained.
They pushed the Imp to the red barn
and shut it in with its injuries. Then they went
back to the house, where presently Burns came out from
under his anæsthetic and lay looking at his guests
from under the bandage which swathed his head.
“I’m mighty sorry to have
broken up the fun this way, gentlemen,” he said
with a pale sort of smile. “Grayson was
telling a story when I butted in, I think. Finish
it, will you, Grayson?”
“Not much. Yours is the
story we want now, if you’re up to telling it.
What happened out there on the Red Bank road?”
Burns scanned him. “How do you know what
road?”
“Your friend Mr. Chester’s
detective instincts. He says there’s no
other red clay like that that plasters your car.
By the way, that’s a fast machine of yours.
Did you lose control on the hill?”
“That’s it,” acknowledged Burns
simply. “I lost control.”
Chester was staring at him. It
was not in the nature of reason to suppose that Red
Pepper had lost control of that car unless something
else had happened first. The steering gear of
the Imp was certainly in perfect condition; Macauley
had said so. He wondered if Red meant that he
had lost his temper. But what could make him lose
his temper on Red Bank hill?
They questioned him closely, all of
them in turn. But that was all he would say.
He had lost control of the car. One or two of
the men who knew Burns least looked as if they could
tell what was the probable cause of such loss of control.
Chester wanted to knock them down as he fancied he
recognized this attitude of mind. And at last
they went away which was certainly the
best thing they could do in the circumstances.
All but Ronald Grant. The Scottish
surgeon accepted without hesitation Burns’s
suggestion that Doctor Grant should stay and keep him
company for an hour or two while he got used to his
arm, and should then sleep under his roof. So
they settled down, Burns on his couch, Grant in an
armchair. When Chester left he was thinking that,
except for the outward signs of his adventure, Burns
did not look as unfit as might have been expected
for a happy hour with an old friend.
Just outside the house Chester himself
had an adventure. He was quite alone, and he
almost ran into a slim figure on the walk. The
lights from the office shone out into the October
night, and Chester could see at a glance who the girl
was, even if the gleam of golden hair which all the
town knew had not told him. She was panting and
her hand was on her side.
“Did Doctor Burns get home all
right?” she cried under her breath.
“What do you know about Doctor
Burns?” was Chester’s quick reply.
He was startled by the girl’s appearance here
at this hour.
“It doesn’t make any difference
what I know. Tell me if he got home. Was
he much hurt? Why shouldn’t you tell me
that, Mr. Chester?”
“He is home and all right.
Do you want him professionally? He can’t
go out to-night.”
“I know he can’t. But I had to know
he got home. I ”
She sank down on the doorstep, shaken
and sobbing. Chester stood looking down at het,
wondering what on earth he was to say. What had
Rose Seeley to do with Red? What had she to do
with his losing control on the Red Bank hill?
A quick thought crossed his mind, to be as quickly
dismissed. No, whatever Red’s private affairs
were, they could have nothing to do with this Rose too
bruised and trampled a rose to take the fancy of a
man like him even in his most evil hour.
Suddenly she lifted her head.
“He saved my life and ’most lost his.
They’d been making repairs on the hill and, some
way, the lanterns wasn’t lit. It’s
an awful dark night. He saw what he was comin’
to and turned out sudden into the grass. He had
to go into the ditch, then, not to run over me and
somebody else. He ran away!” Plainly that
scornful accent did not mean Burns. “I
didn’t. I helped him get the car up.
I got his engine goin’ for him; he showed me
how. His arm was broke. There ain’t
no house for a mile out there. I hated to see
him try to come home alone. I’ve walked
all the way run some of it to
make sure he got here.”
“He got here,” murmured
Chester, thinking to himself that this was the queerest
story he’d over heard, but confident he would
never have any better version of it and pretty sure
that it was the true one.
“I suppose I’m a crazy
fool to tell you, Mr. Chester,” said the girl
thickly. “But you’re a gentleman.
You won’t tell. No more will he. He
didn’t tell you how it happened, did he?”
She did not ask the question.
She made the assertion, looking to him for confirmation.
Chester gave it. “No, he didn’t tell,”
he said gravely.
When she had gone he crossed the lawn
to his own home, musing. “For a ‘plain,
quiet dinner,’” said he, quoting a phrase
of Burns’s used when he gave Chester the invitation,
“I think Red’s has been about as spectacular
as they make ’em. Bully old boys.”