“Hades of Hymen! Red, are you making calls
this morning?”
“Why not? I’m not to be married till
noon, am I?”
“I say, take me with you, will
you? I want to go along with a man who has the
nerve to see patients up to the last minute before
his wedding!”
“Takes less nerve than to sit
around and wait for the fateful hour, I should say.
Come on, if you think you’ll have time to dress
when you get back. It may be close work.”
“Haven’t you got to dress
yourself?” demanded Arthur Chester, settling
himself in the car beside its driver. “Or
shall you go to the altar in tweeds with April
mud on your boots?”
“Rather than not get there,
yes. But I can dress in half the time you can always
could, and necessity has developed the art. Look
here, there isn’t any April mud. The roads
are fine.”
“Oh, I suppose if I were booked
for a wedding journey in the Green Imp before the
leaves were fairly out I shouldn’t be able to
see any mud myself. As it is, well, I don’t
know the colour of the bride’s motoring clothes,
but I presume they’ll be adapted to the circumstances.
I never saw her look anything but ready for whatever
situation she happened to be in. That’s
a trick that’ll serve her many a good turn as
the wife of R. P. Burns, M.D., eh, Red?”
The Imp whirled about the country
all the morning, having made an early start.
The car was in fine fettle, like a horse that has been
trained for a race. Although it was beginning
its second season it had never been in better trim
for business. The engine, having been cared for
and seldom abused, was running more smoothly than
when it had been first put upon the road. The
Imp had had a fresh coat of the dark-green which gave
it its name, and its brasswork was shining as only
Johnny Caruthers by long and untiring labors could
make metal shine. It had that morning acquired
a luggage-rack attached to its rear, which was soon
to receive a leather-covered motor trunk at that moment
receiving its final consignments in the Macauley house;
and there were several other new fittings about the
machine which indicated that it was presently to be
put to uses which had never been required of it before.
The Imp drew up in front of the hospital.
Chester looked anxiously at his watch for the twenty-seventh
time that morning. “For Heaven’s sake,
hurry, Red,” he urged. “Women are
the dickens about having a wedding late, and it’s
ten minutes of eleven now. Noon comes sure and
soon, and at noon, allow me to remind you ”
Burns nodded. “Keep cool,
boy,” he recommended. “No use getting
excited before a critical operation.”
But he disappeared at a pace fast
enough to satisfy Chester, who sat back and said to
himself that R. P. had come nearer giving the crisis
before him its appropriate name than he had ever heard
done before.
He became anxious again, however,
before Burns returned, and his watch was in his hand
when the prospective bridegroom bolted out of the
hospital door and ran for his car as if he had not
a moment to spare.
“Glad to see you’re losing
your head a trifle at last,” commented Chester
as the Imp turned a dizzy curve and shot away.
“It’s the only proper thing. But
we’ve really enough time if you don’t stop
anywhere else. What’s the matter?
Good Lord, man, you’ll get nabbed if you speed
up like this within limits. You ”
“Cut it and don’t talk.
I’ve got to make time,” was all the answer
or explanation he received; and Chester, with the wisdom
of long association with Red Pepper at his pepperest,
obeyed.
As they approached the house Burns
spoke for the first time since they had left the city.
“Go in and tell the bunch I have to do an operation
at the hospital as quick as I can get my stuff and
drive back there. I’ll be back at ”
“Great Christopher, man! But ”
“I can be back by two. Ellen will understand.”
“The deuce she will! Don’t ask me
to explain to her.”
“I won’t. I’ll do it myself.
You tell the rest.”
The Imp shot up the driveway.
Burns jumped out and ran to his office. Five
minutes later, instrument bag in hand, he ran out again,
Miss Mathewson following. He bolted in at the
Macauleys’ front door. Chester had already
broken the incredible news to Martha Macauley and was
standing out a storm of expostulations and reproaches,
as if by any chance anybody could expect Arthur Chester
to be able to stop R. P. Burns when he had started
upon any course of action whatsoever. But when
Burns himself appeared at the doorway the situation
came to a crisis. Towering beside a group of
palms which decorated the foot of the staircase Burns
demanded to see Ellen.
“Why, Red, you can’t. She’s besides
how can you ”
“Ask her to come where I can speak to her then.
Quick, please.”
“But she ”
There was no knowing how long the
sparring might have lasted, or what extreme measures
might have been taken, had not a figure in a floating
lilac-and-white garment, with two long braids of dark
hair hanging over its shoulders, appeared upon the
staircase landing. Burns looked up, saw it, and
was up the stairs to the landing before Chester could
flick an eyelash.
“Dear, to save a life I want
to delay things just two hours. There’s
nobody else to do it. Van Horn was taken ill just
as he was getting ready. The only other man who
would venture under the conditions Grayson is
out of town.”
His arms were about her as she stood
a step above him. So, her eyes were level with
his.
“Do it, of course,” she
whispered. “And take my love with you.”
For one minute Burns stayed to tell
her that he had known she would send him to his duty,
then he was off. The door slammed behind him,
and outside the Imp’s horn sent back a parting
salute.
From the bottom stair Martha Macauley,
distressed young matron and hostess, gazed up at her
sister, who, with arms leaning on the vine-wreathed
rail at the landing, was smiling down at her.
“Ellen! Was ever anything
so crazy! I did suppose Red would take time enough
to be married in. There’s everybody coming.”
“So few you can easily telephone them all to
wait.”
“And the breakfast under way ”
“It will keep.”
“Aren’t you superstitious
enough not to want to postpone your wedding?”
demanded Martha urgently.
The dark braids of hair swung violently
as the bride’s head was emphatically shaken.
“Martha! Take it back! Let somebody
die because I was afraid to wait two hours?”
“I don’t believe anybody
would die,” insisted Martha. “Somebody
could be found. It’s just Red’s ridiculous
craze for surgery. I always said he’d rather
operate than eat. Now, it seems he’d rather
operate than be ”
But at this moment a large, determined
hand came over her mouth from behind, as James Macauley,
junior, arriving upon the scene, asserted his authority.
He was in bathrobe and slippers, having been excitedly
interviewed by Chester through the bathroom door.
“Quit fussing, Marty. The
thing can’t be helped, and if Ellen doesn’t
mind I don’t know why we should. If we were
having a houseful it would be fierce, but with only
ourselves and the Chesters and the minister’s
family and Red’s people I’ll
go telephone Mr. Harding now.”
As Martha freed herself from the silencing
hand the front door opened again. This time it
was Mrs. Richard Warburton Burns’s
young sister Anne also in somewhat informal
attire, over which she had thrown an evening coat.
She surveyed the group with laughing eyes. She
herself had been married within the year.
“It’s absurd, isn’t
it?” she cried. “But it’s just
like Red. Ellen knows that, don’t you,
dear? Ellen’ll not only take him for better
and for worse, but for present and for absent mostly
absent! But we’re rather proud of him over
at the house. Father’s walking up and down
and saying no other fellow would have done it, and
Mother’s all tearful and smiling. Dick
wanted to go in with him, but of course Miss Mathewson
had to go: he seldom operates without her.”
“It’s so uncertain when
he’ll get back,” mourned Martha, still
unreconciled.
“I made Miss Mathewson promise
to telephone, the moment she should know. It’s
lucky the wedding guests are all in the family, isn’t
it? Ellen, dear” pretty Anne
ran up the stairs to the landing “I
really don’t see how, after he caught sight
of you in that fascinating garb, with your hair down,
he could ever tear himself away! You’re
positively the loveliest thing I ever saw in all my
life, and I’m almost out of my senses with joy
that you’re to be my sister, even though I never
saw you in the world till yesterday! I always
said when Red did care for anybody for keeps, she’d
be a jewel!”
Red Pepper came back at precisely
twenty minutes of three. His patient had given
him a bad hour of anxiety immediately after leaving
the table, and he could not desert her until she had
rallied. But he felt easy about her now, and
he had arranged to leave her in Buller’s hands Buller,
who did not do major surgery himself, but was a most
competent man when it came to the care of surgical
patients after operation. Burns brought Amy Mathewson
back with him, though she had begged to be allowed
to stay with the case.
“And not be at my wedding?”
cried Red Pepper, in exuberant spirits. “Why,
I couldn’t be properly married without you to
see me through!”
Upon which she had smiled and obeyed
him, and taken a tighter grip upon herself as he put
her into the Green Imp for the last ride together.
That was what it was to her, though she might yet go
with him a thousand times to help him in his work.
To him it was a quick and joyful journey back to his
marriage.
“All right, Mother and Dad!”
he exulted, coming in upon them in their festal array.
He shook hands with his father and his brother-in-law;
he kissed his mother. Then he ran for his own
room where Bobby Burns, just being finished off by
Anne, herself superbly dressed, shrieked with rapture
at the sight of him.
“Red! At last! I’ve
laid everything ready; you’ve only to jump into
your bath; I turned on the water when Dick saw the
Imp down the road. Don’t you dare have
a vestige of a surgical odour about you when you come
out!”
In precisely seventeen minutes and
three-quarters the bridegroom was ready to the last
coppery affair on his head.
“Have I a ‘surgical odour,’
Anne?” he asked as he came up to her.
She buried her face on his shoulder,
both arms about him, regardless of her finery.
“You’re the dearest, sweetest old trump
of a brother that ever lived, and you smell like sunshine
and fresh air!” she cried. Whereat he shook
with laughter and patted her back as she clung to him.
“Promise me, Red,” she
begged, lifting her head, “that you won’t
let anything anything keep you
from going off with Ellen in the Imp. She’s
been so lovely about this horrid delay, but I’m
always suspicious of you. Promise!”
“I promise you this,”
agreed her brother: “Wherever the Imp and
I go, after the minister has said the words, for this
two weeks Ellen shall go with me.”
“Chester,” said Dick Warburton
as he stood in that gentleman’s company, looking
over a stupendous assortment of wedding gifts, which,
in spite of the fact that nobody outside the family
had been asked to see Redfield Pepper Burns married,
overflowed two large rooms into the upper hall and
almost over the railing, “will you tell me who
in the name of time sent that rat-trap? This
is the most extraordinary display of gold, silver,
and tinware that I ever saw, and I’m at the end
of my astonishment. But that rat-trap, is it
a joke?”
“No joke whatever ,”
declared Chester. “It comes from one of
R, Red’s devoted friends his
own invention. And the point of the thing is
that the making of that rat-trap is going to be the
making of the worst dead-beat of a patient Red ever
stood by. I really believe Joe Tressler’s
going to get a patent on it, which also will be Red’s
doing. But this is a special, particular rat-trap
made of extra fine materials, suitable for a wedding
gift!”
“Well, well,” mused Burns’s
brother-in-law. “And what millionaire sent
the diamond pendant? By Jove, I haven’t
seen finer jewels than those this side of the water.”
“That came from the Walworths,
I believe. Take it all together, it’s a
great collection, isn’t it? It shows up
the odder because Ellen wouldn’t have the freak
grateful-patient gifts put to one side or
even thrown into a sort of refining shadow. Fix
your eye on that rainbow quilt, will you, Dicky, alongside
of the Florentine tapestry? That quilt would put
out your eye if you gazed upon it steadily, so let
up on it by regarding this match-safe. Wouldn’t
that ”
“That came from Johnny Caruthers,”
said a richly modulated low voice behind him.
“Please set it down carefully, Mr. Arthur Chester.”
The two men wheeled to see the bride
come to the defense of her wedding gifts. Behind
her loomed her husband, laughing over her head, his
eyes none the less tender, like hers, for the queer
presents which meant no less of love and gratitude
than the costlier gifts, of which there was no mean
array.
“I see you’ve married
him, patients and all, Ellen Burns,” declared
Richard Warburton. “On the whole, it’s
your wisest course. The less he knows you mind
their devotion to him ”
“Mind it!” She gave him
the flash of which the soft black eyes were brilliantly
capable. “Dick, I have no gift I like so
well as that rat-trap. You don’t know the
story, but I do, and it means to me fidelity
to duty. And if there’s one great big thing
in the world I think it’s that!”
Over her head, Dick Warburton nodded
at his brother-in-law. “I’m glad
we’ve got her into the family, Red,” said
he. “It’s a mighty rare thing to
find a beautiful woman who knows how to dress like
a picture, with that ideal at the back of her head!
’Cherish her, Red. If you don’t I’ll
come around and knock you down!”
“I’ll let you do it,”
agreed Burns soberly. All his marriage vows were
in his face.
It was quite dusk when the Green Imp
got away. Johnny Caruthers had the satisfaction
of lighting up the car’s lamps always
a joy to him, and particularly so to-night, for even
the oil taillight bore witness to his trimming and
polishing till its red eye could gleam no brighter.
As for the front lamps and the searchlight the Imp’s
progress would be as down an avenue of brilliance
if its driver allowed them all full play upon the
road.
“She’s in great trim,
Johnny,” said Burns’s voice in his ear.
“I like her looks immensely. I shall hate
to get a speck of mud on her.”
“Meaning the lady, Doc?”
asked Johnny anxiously. “There’s a
wet bit there under the elms, Doc, remember.
It would be a pity to splash any mud on her!”
He glanced toward the porch, his freckled
face eloquent of his admiration for the figure which
was the centre of the group gathered there.
Burns’s eyes followed his.
Bob, a picturesque, small person in his wedding attire
of white linen, was attempting to tie Ellen’s
motor-veil for her, as she stooped, smiling, to the
level of his eager little arms. It occurred to
both master and man, as they watched the child’s
efforts to adjust the floating chiffon, that veils,
however useful, were to be regretted when they were
allowed even partially to obscure faces like those
of Red Pepper’s wife.
“I meant the car, lad,”
explained Burns, laughing. “You’ve
done a great piece of work an her since I brought
her home this afternoon. I’m afraid you’ve
done some last polishing with your wedding clothes
on, Johnny. Here’s some, thing to take
the spots out.”
“Oh, Doc!” breathed the
boy. “Not to-night, Let me do it for
you and her.”
The money went back into Burns’s
pocket, and his hand met Johnny’s in a hearty
grasp. “That’s better yet,”
said he, “and thank you, John. If anybody
but you were sending me off I’d ask if everything
was surely in the car But I’ll not even ask
you.”
“You don’t need to,”
vowed the boy proudly. “And there’s
some things in you don’t need to know about,
just extrys in case of breakdown.”
“Now, that,” said his
employer, “is what call proving one’s self
a friend.”
The Imp went cautiously through the
“wet bit,” for it lay under the corner
arc-light, and Johnny Caruthers would be watching.
But, once on the open road outside the village, the
pace quickened. For late April the roads were
not bad, and if they had been sloughs the Imp Could
have pulled through them. She had a great power
hidden away in those six cylinders of hers, had the
Imp.
“You’ll not mind if I
stop at the hospital as we go through?” questioned
Burns. “Then we’ll be off, out the
old west road, out of reach of telephones and summonses
of any sort. But I shall be just that much easier.”
“Do stop, please. I’m
sure you’ll be more satisfied and so shall I.”
She sat quietly in the car while he
was gone looking up at the lighted windows and thinking
all sorts of sympathetic thoughts concerning those
inside yet with a tiny fear in her heart
that he would find some new and unavoidable duty to
detain him. If he should
But he was back, and as the Imp’s
searchlight fell upon his face, returning, she read
there that he was free.
“Doing well, everything satisfactory,
and I’ve not a care in the world,” he
exulted as he leaped in. “Now we’re
off, and never a stop till we’ve put a wide
space between us and the rest of them.”
The Green Imp ran at its quietest
along the city streets, then through the thinning
suburbs, and finally, with the lights all behind them,
the open country ahead, the long, low car came out
upon the straight highway which leads a hundred miles
before it comes again to any but insignificant hamlets
and small, rustic inns.
Burns had said little thus far, but
as he glanced over his shoulder at the now distant
lights of the city he suddenly spoke low, out of the
quiet:
“We’re out of reach of
everything and everybody; nobody even knows the road
we’re taking. We’re all alone in the
world together. You can’t think what that
means to me. I’ve lived nine years at the
call of every soul that wanted me: hardly a vacation
except for study. A fortnight seems pretty short
allowance for a honeymoon; we’ll take a longer
one when we go to Germany in the fall. But for
two weeks ”
He looked down at her in the April
starlight. He bent to finish the statement, whatever
it might have been, upon her lips, for speech failed
him. Then, with a happy laugh, he gave the Green
Imp her head.