I
A DAY OF PEACE
“For the fourteenth morning
in succession I rise to a point of order. Why
is there no marmalade?” The Doctor glared round
the breakfast table. “I perceive a pot
of unhealthy-looking damson, and a tin of golden syrup,
the greater part of which now adorns the infant’s
face. Why is there no marmalade?”
“Could I remind you that there
is a war on two miles up the road, my splay-footed
bolus-booster?” With a grand rolling of his
R’s, the man who had driven a railway through
the Rocky Mountains, and who now boasted the badges
of a subaltern in His Majesty’s Corps of Royal
Engineers, let drive. “Ye come to live
with us much against our will, because you’re
a poor homeless wanderer ”
“All dressed up and nowhere
to go,” broke in the Doctor mournfully.
“You come to live with us, I
say,” went on the Scotchman, “and then
do nothing but criticise our food and our morals.”
“Heaven knows they both need
it. Pass me what’s left of the syrup,
little one. Scrape the rest of it off your chin,
my cherub, and wrap it up in a handkerchief and take
it up to the trenches with you.”
“You’re vewy wude.”
The junior subaltern adjusted the balance in the
matter of the letter R with the Scotchman. Two
months ago he had been at home in peace
time he would still have been at school. But
of such mixtures is the present British Army made.
“It’s my face.”
As a statement of fact the remark
left nothing to be desired; as a statement of expediency,
when other infants were present, the same cannot be
said. Words, in fact, were trembling on the tongue
of a veteran of six months when the C.O. came suddenly
into the room.
“Bring me an egg,” he
shouted to the mess waiter in the kitchen next door.
“Listen to this, my bonnie boys.”
He produced a paper from his coat pocket and sat
down at the table. “Secret. A large
object has fallen beside the sap leading out to Vesuvius
crater. It is about the size of a rum jar, and
is thought to be filled with explosive. It has
been covered with sandbags and its early removal would
seem desirable, as the sap is frequently bombarded Damn
it, this egg’s addled. Take it away, it’s
got spots on it. Where did I get to? Oh!
yes bombarded with aerial darts and rifle
grenades.” He replaced the paper in his
pocket and reached for the teapot.
“Thought to be filled with explosive!”
The Scotchman looked up sarcastically from the letter
he was censoring. “What’s it likely
to be filled with?”
“Marmalade, ducky,” remarked
the Doctor, still harping on his grievance.
“In addition to that the Pumpkin
desires my presence at the Centre Battalion Head-quarters
at 10 ak emma.” The C.O. was prodding his
second egg suspiciously.
The Pumpkin, it may be explained in
parenthesis, was the not unsuitable nickname of the
Divisional General.
“Is the old man coming round
the trenches?” Jackson, the subaltern in whose
tender care reposed the crater of Vesuvius and all
that appertained thereto, including rum jars, looked
up with mild interest.
The C.O. glanced at the message beside
him. “’The G.O.C. wishes to meet the
Engineer Officer in charge of Left Section, at Centre
Battalion Headquarters, at 10 a.m., A.A.A. Message
ends.’ There in a nutshell you have the
glorious news.”
Breakfast is never a loquacious meal,
and for a while silence reigned, broken only by a
few desultory remarks as to the vileness of the food
produced by the officer responsible for the mess catering,
and the exorbitant price he demanded for it statements
which had staled with much vain repetition.
“For heaven’s sake dry
up,” he remarked peevishly. “You’ve
had sardines on toast twenty-one nights running; what
more do you want? Listen to the words of Sapper
Mackintosh the pudding-faced marvel.
This” he held up a letter “is
the fifth which he hopes will find the recipient as
it leaves him at present in the pink, and
with the dreadful pains in his stummik quite gone.”
“Our Doctor has a wonderful
bedside manner,” remarked the Scotchman.
“Did ye no hear the story of him and the lady
way back by Hazebrook?”
“That’ll do,” said
the Doctor, rising hurriedly. “She had
very bad rheumatism that poor girl.”
“I know she had, Doc,”
put in the C.O. heartily. “And when I think
of the way you eased her sufferings I became lost
in admiration over the noble nature of your calling.
In the meantime I’d be glad if you’d see
one of the men in the Head-quarters Section.
From the strange explosive noises he made when I spoke
to him before breakfast I gathered by the aid of an
interpreter that he had somewhat foolishly placed his
complete set of uppers and lowers on a truss of compressed
hay, and one of the mules has eaten them.”
He strolled to the door on his way
to the kitchen in the next house that served as his
office.
“You’d better be careful
with that rum jar, Jacko. Unless you’re
pretty certain there’s no danger, I’d
put a slab of gun-cotton against it where it is, and
pop her off. No sense in running any risks carrying
it back.”
“Right-ho! I’ll
have a look as soon as I go up. Are you coming,
Mac?” He turned to the Scotchman.
“In five minutes, my boy.
I have to perform a few blasting operations on my
pipe before I start, and then I’m with you.”
He pulled a battered veteran out of his pocket, and
peered into its noisome bowl.
“Not indoors, man, for heaven’s
sake!” The Doctor backed hurriedly out of the
room. “The last billet you cleaned your
pipe in they complained to the Mayor of the village.”
“Go away, Doctor, go away.
Go and put chloride of lime round the cook-house,”
Mac was shouting through the window at the receding
medico. “And ask yon woman if she has a
hairpin. My pipe. . . .” But the
Doctor was out of sight.
Ten minutes later the room was empty
save for a batman clearing the breakfast table.
Now as a general rule the Sappers
do not live in the trenches, but go up there each
day and most nights, the remainder of the time being
spent in dwellings of dubious sanitation and indubitable
draughtiness a mile or so in rear. To each company
a certain front is allotted, and it is their joy and
pride to maintain this front and the network of trenches
behind it spotless and untarnished, what time they
minister ceaselessly to the lightest whim of its heroic
defenders usually known by the generic term
of P.B.I., or poor bally Infantry. Which, of
course, is not what really happens, but one likes
to think thus beautifully.
In addition to the Infantry, other
people thrust themselves forward in a manner which
requires firmness and tact to deal with: gunners
require O.P.’s, or observation posts; other
gunners require trench mortar emplacements; dangerous
men with machine guns sit up and take notice, and
demand concrete and other abominations; while last,
but not least, the medical profession demand secret
and secure places in which to practise their nefarious
trade. Finally, the Ordnance Department is with
one always. It was that branch of the great
Machine which caused the frown on the face of the
Sapper Captain, hitherto alluded to as the O.C., while
next door the batman cleared the breakfast table.
“We’re six bicycles short,
you say, Quartermaster-Sergeant?” he exclaimed
irritably, gazing at some papers in front of him, while
he filled his pipe.
“Yes, sir; and two more with
wheels buckled, and three that free-wheel both ways.”
“What d’you mean free-wheel
both ways?”
“The pedals rotate, sir, with
great speed, but the bicycle remains motionless.”
When a man habitually calls an armchair, A chair,
arm Officers, for the use of, one his
conversation is apt to become stilted.
“How were the wheels buckled?”
demanded the Captain when he had digested this great
thought.
“Two of the officers, sir playing
what I believe they called bicycle polo with a brick
and two pick-helves had er a
slight mishap.”
“When did it happen?”
“Er after dinner,
sir, one night.” The N.C.O. looked tactfully
out of the window.
The officer did not pursue the topic.
“Well, what about these six that have been
lost?”
“Completely destroyed by shell-fire,”
said the C.Q.M.S. firmly. “I have prepared
a statement of what happened for your perusal and signature.”
He handed the officer a written paper and respectfully
withdrew a few paces to avoid any semblance of coercion.
“’The six bicycles were
placed on the morning of the 10th ult. against the
entrance to the R.E. Dump at A.21, C.2.4.
It would appear that during the absence of the riders
a hostile shell of large calibre fell on the six said
bicycles, completely demolishing them, for when the
riders returned after the day’s work merely
a few fragments remained scattered round the shell
crater.’”
The Captain read it over slowly, and
then, in tones of awe, a murmured “Wonderful”
wafted through the office.
“I beg your pardon, sir?”
The N.C.O. was again at his side.
“I said wonderful, Quartermaster-Sergeant quite
wonderful. Do you think they’ll swallow
it?”
“It has been done before, sir.”
The tone was non-committal. “And one of
the six was undoubtedly badly punctured by a stray
rifle bullet before we lost it er that
is, before it was finally destroyed by shell-fire.”
“Right.” With the
air of a man who communes with great destinies, the
Captain signed his name. “Anything more?”
“Nothing at present, sir.
The question of the consumption of Candles, Tallow
dip, Pounds Twenty-four, stolen from our yard by the
940th Tunnelling Company has come back again with
remarks from the Chief Ordnance Officer at the Base but
it will wait until you come back from the trenches.”
“I’m glad of that,”
remarked the Captain, rising. “I’m
not feeling very strong this morning, and candles,
tallow dip especially lb of them would
cause a relapse. Orderly” he
strolled to the door “my bicycle,
please.”
A few minutes later he was riding
slowly down the road towards the place where there
was “a war on.” A cool mist hung
over the fields on each side of him, and in the early
morning stray cobwebs glistening with moisture brushed
lightly across his face.
“B’jour, monsieur.”
A woman standing in the door of a roadside estaminet
greeted him as he passed a woman undisturbed
by the guns that at times roared close by; a woman
whose house was one concentrated draught, which whistled
through what had once been walls and now were holes
held together by odd bricks.
He returned the greeting and rode
on, while once again the comparison never
far absent from those who live “within range” came
into his mind: the comparison between England
and France between the country which has
only learned of war through its soldiers, and the
country whose women and children have learned of it
first hand, even unto death. All was absolutely
silent the peace and glory of a summer’s
morning hung over everything, while the smell of the
wet clover came faintly to his nostrils. A military
policeman at the corner saluted smartly, while a small
boy in a little cart drawn by three straining dogs
raced him blithely up the village street. At
the end of the battered houses still occupied by their
owners, and the temporary abode of half a battalion
of infantry resting from a spell in the trenches, progression
by bicycle became a little harder. Great branches
lay across the road, and pits torn out of the pave
by bursting shells made steering a trifle intricate;
while occasionally one of the many signal wires which
had slipped during the night and was hanging low above
his head, scraped the top of his steel helmet.
Once more the familiar “B’jour,
monsieur” this time from an old
dame who sat day in day out in a corner under a wall
selling chocolate. Just above her head, so that
by raising her arm she could have touched it, the
nose of a “dud” German shell poked out
from the brickwork.
Ruin, desolation and shrouding
it all the cool damp mist of seven o’clock in
July.
“The very man!” A voice
hailed him from behind, and a gunner subaltern materialised.
“Are you going up the line?”
“I am at once.”
The Sapper placed his bicycle against a heap of sandbags.
“What does my dear one desire?
“The accursed Hun placed two
large obuses into the Ritz yesterday afternoon.
What do you propose to do about it?” They were
strolling slowly through the sopping grass.
“Nothing if I can
possibly avoid it,” answered the Sapper firmly.
“You select for an O.P. the most prominent
house in the locality put a signaller on
the top of it with a large flag wait till
midday, when the sun is at its brightest, and then
send a message back that the bully beef is bad.
You ”
“Laddie,” interrupted
the gunner, “desist. All that you say is
true and more but we must stick to the
Ritz, if we can. It commands a soul-inspiring
view of the trenches behind that new crater in a way
we can’t get from anywhere else. What
I want you to do is to cover the cellar with boards.
Yesterday the second shell knocked two men insensible,
and they fell backwards into it. As they nearly
drowned, it will be obvious, even to your intelligence,
that it contains amongst other things water.
Moreover, the water is deep, and stinketh. If,
therefore, my brainy confrere, you will authorise
me to draw planks twelve, I myself will cover yon
hole with my own fair hands. The cadaverous
gentleman at your store, whose face has been passed
over by some heavy body, proved both unsympathetic
and suspicious this morning when I asked him for them.
Wherefore, if you will sign ”
He held out a book to the Sapper.
“’Please issue bearer
with twelve planks 9 inch by 2 inch; length, 6 feet.’”
The Sapper glanced at the page and signed. “There
you are, James. Tell him to get them cut for
you.”
“I was going to, dearie.
How marvellously your brain grasps the importance
of these trifling details! Are you passing the
Ritz by any chance? If so, tell my warriors
to come down to the Store.”
“Aren’t you coming up?”
“No it’s too
light. I have to be careful whom I’m seen
with.” He turned back and was quickly
lost in the white mist though for some time
afterwards the faint strains of musical items selected
from The Bing Boys followed the Sapper as he
walked on.
Occasional voices came mysteriously
from apparently nowhere, as a party of men went up
one of the deep communication trenches close by him a
trench invisible in summer until you actually stood
over it, for the long rank grass hid everything:
grass splashed with the red of great masses of poppies,
and the white of the daisies, with odd little patches
of blue cornflowers and borage, and buttercups glinting
yellow. Just rank luxuriant vegetation, run
wild untouched for more than a year.
Suddenly out of the mist there loomed
the Ritz the name of the broken-down, shell-battered
house which served his late companion as an O.P.
The Sapper gave the message as requested, and stepped
down three stairs into the communication trench, which
passed close under one of the crumbling walls.
There was no necessity, as far as safety was concerned,
to get into the trench for several hundred yards the
mist effectually prevented any chance of being seen
from the German lines half a mile farther on.
But he was mindful to see the condition
of the trench whether the sides were crumbling,
and whether the floor was suitably provided with trench-boards
and bricks. Twisting, winding with the poppies
and the weeds meeting over his head, and the water
brushing off them against his face and coat, he walked
slowly on. Seven feet deep, perhaps three feet
wide, it might have been a sunken Devonshire lane in
model, and a faint red tinge in the soil helped the
illusion.
Stale as it all was, unprofitable
and a weariness to the flesh as it had all become,
the strangeness of it still struck him at times.
He wondered lazily what the people he knew at home
would think if they were following him at that moment
on a tour of inspection. Especially his Uncle
John. Uncle John was something in the City, and
looked it. He lived near Ascot, and nightly
slept with a gas-mask beside his bed. He could
imagine Uncle John trembling audibly in that quiet
model lane, and assuring his faithful wife of his
ability to protect her. He laughed at the picture
in his mind, and then with a slight frown stopped.
The trench bent sharply to the right,
and almost subconsciously he noticed a hole framed
in thick wood, half filled in, in the wall in front
of him. The top had broken. He bent and
peered through it. It went right through the
wall in front, and beyond, the same deep communication
trench could be seen stretching away. Just a
loophole placed in a traverse through which a rifle
could be fired along a straight thirty yards of trench,
if the Germans ever got in. But to fire a rifle
to any purpose the loop-hole must not be broken, and
so the Sapper made a note before resuming his stroll.
Rounding a bend, a big white board
at a cross-roads confronted him. It advertised
two or three salient facts written in large black letters.
It appeared that by turning to the right one would
ultimately reach Leicester Square and an aid post,
to say nothing of the Charing Cross Road, which was
a down trench. By turning to the left, on the
contrary, one would reach Regent Street and a pump.
It also stated that the name of our wanderer’s
present route was the Haymarket, and further affirmed
that it was an up trench. For it will be plain
to all that, where a trench is but three feet wide,
it is essential not to have men going both ways in
it and further, it will also be plain why
the aid posts occur in the down ones.
A further interesting and momentous
piece of information was imparted from another board,
to the effect that the name of the trench by which
one could reach the pump on one hand and the aid post
on the other was Piccadilly, and that it constituted
the reserve line of the position.
In other words, it was not merely
a communication trench, but was recessed and traversed
like a fire trench. In very fact, it was a fire
trench the third of the system. In
front was the support line, known as Pall Mall, and
in front of that, again, the firing line, whither later
the Sapper proposed to wend his way. He wanted
to gaze on “the rum jar reputed to be filled
with explosive.” But in the meantime there
was the question of the pump the ever-present
question which is associated with all pumps.
To work or not to work, and the answer is generally
in the negative.
He turned to the left down Piccadilly,
wondering what particular ailment had attacked this
specimen of the breed, and had caused the Adjutant
of the battalion to write winged words anent it.
The aspect of the trench had changed; no longer did
the red, white, and blue of the tangled wild flowers
meet over his head, but grey and drab the sandbag walls
rose on each side of him. Occasionally the mouth
of a dug-out yawned in the front of the trench, a
dark passage cased in with timber, sloping steeply
down to the cave below. Voices, and sometimes
snores, came drowsily up from the bottom, where odd
bunches of the South Loamshires for a space existed
beautifully.
“Hullo, old man how’s
life?” He rounded a traverse to find an officer
of the battalion lathering his chin for his morning
shave. A cracked mirror was scotched up between
two sandbags, and a small indiarubber basin leaked
stealthily on the firing step.
“So-so! That bally pump
of yours won’t work again, or so the cook says.
Jenkins, pass the word along for Smithson. He
is the cook, and will tell you the whole sordid story.”
“Quiet night?” The Sapper
sat down and refilled his pipe.
“Fairly. They caught one
of our fellows in the entrance to his dug-out up in
the front line with an aerial dart about seven o’clock.
Landed just at the entrance. Blew the top of
his head off. Good boy, too just
been given his stripe. Oh, Smithson! tell
the Engineer officer about that pump. Confound! I’ve
shaved a mosquito bite!”
The cook a veteran of many
years looked at the placidly smoking Sapper
and cleared his throat. On any subject he was
an artist; on pumps and the deficiencies of Ally Sloper’s
Cavalry as the A.S.C. is vulgarly known he
was a genius.
“Well, sir, it’s like
this ‘ere. That there pump is a funny kind
o’ pump. Sometimes it gives you water
and sometimes it don’t.”
“You surprise me,” murmured the Sapper.
“Now, if I might be so bold,
sir, I would suggest that another well be sunk, sir starting
fresh-like from the beginning. Then I could keep
my heye on it, and see that no one wasn’t a-monkeying
with it. As it is, wot with the stuff we’re
a-getting and the shortage of tea and the distance
I ’ave to go for water, and ”
“Well, what do you expect?”
A bitter voice from round the traverse rudely interrupted
the discourse. “We make pumps to pump water not
dead rats. Wasting my time, that’s what
it is. Where ’ave I put it?
In that there perisher Smithson’s dug-out, and
’e can ’ave it for his dinner.”
The plumber previously sent up on receipt of the Adjutant’s
note came round the corner, and, seeing his officer,
stopped and saluted.
“That there pump’s all
right, sir. There was a dead rat in it.
They will leave the cover off the well.”
He perceived the horrified Smithson, and fixed him
with the frozen eye.
“Right. Then you can rejoin
your section.” The Sapper rose, the plumber
departed, the cook faded away, and for a space there
was silence.
“Damn that fellow Smithson he’s
the limit.” The Infantry Officer laughed.
“I’ll rend him for this.”
“Sometimes it gives you water,
and sometimes it don’t,” remarked the
Sapper pensively. “Last time it was a sock.
Bye-bye. I hope he’ll enjoy his dinner.”
He followed the plumber back along
Piccadilly, composing in his mind a suitable answer
to the message of despair from the Adjutant.
“With ref. to your min. of yesterday
I would suggest that a larger flow of somewhat purer
water would be available if the practice of inserting
deceased rodents in the delivery pipe was discontinued
forthwith. I am fully alive to the fact that
what the eye does not see the heart does not grieve
about, and I realise that, viewed from that standpoint
only, the grave of the little animal in question could
not well be improved on. I also realise that
it adds that flavour to the tea which is so sought
after by the true connoisseur. But, desiring
to view the matter from the clearer vantage point
of an unbiassed onlooker, I venture to suggest ”
His meditations were interrupted by
a procession of gunners each carrying on his shoulder
an unpleasant-looking object which resembled a gigantic
dumb-bell with only one blob on the end a
huge spherical cannon-ball on a steel stalk.
They were coming from Leicester Square, and he met
them just as they turned up the Haymarket. Waiting
until they had all gone by, he followed on in the
rear of the party, which suddenly turned sharp to
the left, and disappeared into the bowels of the earth.
“N,” murmured the
Sapper to himself. “I wonder if the officer
is new?” He turned to a bombardier standing
at the entrance to the passage. “Is your
officer here?”
“He’s down below, sir.”
The man drew to one side, and the Sapper passed up
a narrow deep trench and went “down below”
to the trench-mortar emplacement, a cave hewn out
of the ground much on the principle of an ordinary
dug-out. But there were certain great differences;
for half the roof had been removed, and through the
hole thus formed streamed in the early morning sun.
A screen of rabbit wire covered with bits of grass,
lying horizontally over the open hole when the gun
was not firing, helped to conceal it from the prying
eyes of Hun aeroplanes. Let into the ground
and mounted and clamped to a stand was the mortar itself while
beside it sat a very young gunner officer, much in
the attitude of a mother beside her firstborn.
He was obviously new to the game, and the Sapper
surveyed him with indulgent eye.
“Good morning.”
The Gunner looked up quickly. “I’m
the Sapper Officer on this bit of line. You’ve
just come in, haven’t you?”
“Yes, early this morning.
Everything seems very quiet here.”
“From four till eight or nine
it’s always peaceful. But I don’t
know that you’ll find this spot very quiet once
you start pooping off. This particular emplacement
was spotted some two months ago by the wily Hun, and
he got some direct hits on it with small stuff.
Since then it hasn’t been used. There
are lots of others, you know.”
“I was ordered to come to this
one,” answered the boy doubtfully.
“Right-oh! my dear fellow it’s
your funeral. I thought I’d just let you
know. Are you letting drive this morning?”
“Yes as soon as I get the order to
fire.”
The boy was keen as mustard, and,
as I have said, very young just another
infant. He had not long to wait, for hardly were
the words out of his mouth when a sergeant came in.
“Captain’s compliments,
sir, and will you fire two rounds at C. 5 4?”
Rapidly and without confusion the
men did their appointed jobs; the great stalk slithered
down the gun, the bomb big as a football filled
with high explosive was fixed with a detonator, the
lanyard to fire the charge was adjusted. Then
every one cleared out of the emplacement, while the
Sapper took his stand in the trench outside.
“Let her rip.” The
lanyard was pulled, and with a muffled crack the huge
cannon-ball rose into the air, its steel stalk swaying
behind it. Plainly visible, it reached its highest
point, and still wobbling drunkenly went swishing
down on to C. 54 or thereabouts.
A roar and a great column of black smoke rose from
the German lines.
Almost before the report had died
away, the gun was sponged out, and another inebriated
monster departed on its mission. But the Sapper
was already some way up the Haymarket. It was
not his first view of a trench-mortar firing.
A vicious crack from a rifle now and
then broke the stillness, and proclaimed that the
sun was clearing away the morning mist, and that rest-time
was nearly over; while the sudden rattle of a machine
gun close by him, indulging in a little indirect fire
at a well-known Hun gathering place a thousand yards
or so behind their lines, disturbed a covey of partridges,
which rose with an angry whirring of wings. Then
came four of those unmistakable faint muffled bursts
from high above his head, which betokened an aeroplane’s
morning gallop; and even as he automatically jerked
his head skywards, with a swishing noise something
buried itself in the earth not far away. It is
well to remember that even Archibald’s offspring
obey the laws of gravity, and shells from an anti-aircraft
gun, burst they never so high, descend sooner or later
in the shape of jagged fragments somewhere.
And if the somewhere is your face, upturned to see
the fun . . . !
The Sapper, with the remembrance fresh
in his mind of a pal looking up in just such a way
a week before, quickly presented the top of his tin
hat to the skies, and all that might descend from
them. There had been that same swishing all
round them as they stood watching some close shooting
at one of our own planes. He recalled the moment
when he cried suddenly “Jove! they’ve
got him!” He had turned as he spoke to see the
officer with him, slipping sideways, knees crumpling,
body sagging. “Good God! old man, what
is it?” The question was involuntary, for as
he caught the limp figure he knew.
The plane was all right: the
German shells had not got it; but a piece of shrapnel,
the size of a match-box, had passed through that officer’s
eye, and entered his brain. He had laid him
on the firing-step, and covered his head or
what was left of it. . . .
He reached Pall Mall, to be once again
confronted with a large white notice board.
To the right were Boyaux 93 and 94 to the
left, 91 and 90. Straight on to the front, 92
led to the firing line. With his ultimate destination
Vesuvius crater and the rum jar in view, he turned
to the right, and walked along the support trench.
It was much the same as Piccadilly: only being
one degree nearer the front, it was one degree more
warlike. Boxes of bombs everywhere; stands for
rifles on the firing-step, which held them rigidly
when they fired rifle grenades; and every now and
then a row of grey-painted rockets with a red top,
which in case of emergency send up the coloured flares
that give the S.O.S. signals to those behind.
Also men: men who slept and ate and shaved and
wrote and got bored. A poor show is trench warfare!
“Look out, sir. They’ve
knocked it in just round the corner last night with
trench mortars.” A sergeant of the South
Loamshires was speaking. “Having a go at
Laburnum Cottage, I’m thinking.”
“What, that sniper’s post? Have
you been using it?”
“One of our men in there now,
sir. He saw an Allemand go to ground in his
dug-out half an hour ago through the mist, and he reckons
he ought to finish breakfast soon, and come out again.”
The Sapper crawled on his stomach
over the debris that blocked the trench, and
stopped at the entrance to Laburnum Cottage, officially
known as Sniper’s Post N. In a little
recess pushed out to the front of the trench, covered
in with corrugated iron and surrounded by sandbags,
sprawled the motionless figure of a Lance-Corporal.
With his eye glued to his telescopic sight and his
finger on the trigger of his rifle, he seemed hardly
to be breathing. Suddenly he gave a slight grunt,
and the next instant, with a sharp crack, the rifle
fired.
“Get him?” asked the Sapper.
“Dunno, sir,” answered
the sniper, his eye still fixed to the telescope.
“Three ’undred yards, and ’e ducked
like ’ell. It wasn’t far off ’is
nibs, but one can’t tell for sure.”
He got down and stretched himself. “I’ve
waited ’alf an ’our for the perisher, too,
without no breakfast.” He grinned and scrambled
over the broken-down trench to remedy the latter deficiency,
while once more the Sapper walked on. No need
with this particular regiment to suggest rebuilding
the broken-in trench; it would be done automatically which
cannot be said of them all.
At last he reached Boyau 94,
and turned up towards the firing-line. Twenty
yards from the turn a mass of barbed wire crossed the
trench above his head, the barbed wire which ran in
front of the support line. For it is not only
the fire-trench that is wired each line
behind is plentifully supplied with this beautiful
vegetable growth.
The mist had cleared away, and the
morning sun was blazing down from a cloudless sky,
as he reached the front trench. Just to his left
a monstrous pair of bellows, slowly heaving up and
down under the ministrations of two pessimistic miners,
sent a little of God’s fresh air down to the
men in the mine-shafts underneath. The moles
were there the moles who scratched and
scraped stolidly, at the end of their gallery thirty
or forty yards in front, deep down under the earth
in No Man’s Land.
A steady stream of sandbags filled
with the result of their labours came up the shaft
down which the pipe from the bellows stretched into
the darkness sandbags which must be taken
somewhere and emptied, or used to revet a bit of trench
which needed repair.
To right and left there stretched
the fire-trench twisting and turning, traversed
and recessed just one small bit of the edge
of British land. A hundred yards away, a similar
line stretched right and left, where other pessimistic
miners ministered to other monstrous bellows, and
Piccadilly was known as Unter den Linden. The
strange stagnation of it all!
Look through the periscope at the
country in front. Not a sign of life in the
torn-up crusted earth; not a movement between the two
long lines of wire. A few poppies here and there,
and at one point a motionless grey-green lump close
to the farther wire. Impossible to tell exactly
what it is from the periscope the range
is too far. But, in No Man’s Land, such
strange grey and khaki lumps
may often be seen. The night, a wiring party,
perhaps a little raid or an officer’s patrol,
and discovery. You cannot always get
your dead back to the trench, and the laws that govern
No Man’s Land savour of the primitive. . . .
The Sapper watched the phlegmatic
bellows-heaver for a few moments curiously.
His stoical indifference to any one or anything save
the job in hand, the wonderful accuracy with which
he spat from time to time, the appalling fumes from
his short clay pipe, all tended to make of him an
interesting study. Supremely apathetic to friend
or foe, Generals or Huns, he did his shift without
comment and, as far as could be seen, without thought.
“Where are you putting the earth?”
asked the Sapper after watching for a while.
“Round corner, in a ’olé.”
The speaker pointed with his pipe, and the subject
dropped.
The officer turned away smiling slightly,
and decided on the inspection of the rum jar.
The answer was clear and succinct, even if not couched
in the language of the old army discipline. He
inspected the hole, and, finding it was at the back
of the trench, in a crater that was formed nightly
by German minenwerfer, and that more earth there
not only would not block the trench but, mirabile
dicta, would be an actual advantage, he passed
on and shortly came to a passage leading out of the
front of the trench.
The passage was labelled Sap N,
and presented exactly the same appearance as the boyaux
which ran out of the support line to the front trench.
Only when one got into it did the difference become
apparent, for whereas the boyaux had continued until
finally opening into a new trench, the sap was a cul-de-sac,
and finished abruptly in a little covered-in recess
built into a miniature mountain of newly-thrown-up
earth. And this great, tumbled mass of soil was
the near lip of Vesuvius crater blown up
half way between the two front lines.
Over the top of the mountain there
was no passage. A man standing or crawling there
in daytime would have been in full view of German snipers
at a range of forty yards; while had he accomplished
it in safety, he would have slithered down the farther
side into a great cavity shaped like an egg-cup, at
the bottom of which a pool of dirty, stagnant water
was slowly forming. Moreover, if we imagine the
man continuing his journey and climbing up the other
side, he would run the gauntlet of the English snipers
as he topped the farther lip, before reaching the German
sap which ran out in just such a similar cul-de-sac
to the one already described.
Thus are craters consolidated; each
side holds the lip nearest to them, and hurls curses
and bombs at his opponents on the other. The
distance between the sapheads is perhaps twenty or
twenty-five yards, instead of the hundred odd of the
parent fire-trenches; and any closer acquaintanceship
is barred by the egg-cup crater, which stretches between
them.
“Keep down, sir well
down. Lot of sniping to-day.” A sergeant
of the South Loamshires whispered hoarsely to the
Sapper as he reached the end of the sap it
is etiquette to whisper in a sap. Three men inside
the recess were drinking tea with the calmness born
of long custom, while lying on his side, with a periscope
to his eye, was Jackson, the subaltern.
“Anything fresh, Jacko?”
muttered the Sapper, crouching down beside him.
“Yes I think they’re
coming closer with their left sap round the crater.
Their periscope seems to be nearer than it was yesterday.”
“Let’s have a look.”
The two changed position, and the Captain turned
the periscope gently round until he got the exact direction.
Absolute stillness brooded over the ground he could
see; a few rough strands of wire straggled about,
and disappeared into the great mound of earth that
formed the debris of the crater.
There were the enemies’ trenches a
railway embankment behind them with a derelict row
of trucks a great chimney, gaunt and desolate,
with the buildings at its foot in ruins. But
it was not on these old friends that he was concentrating;
his target was the bit of ground just in front of
him that lay close to the thrown-up earth of Vesuvius,
along which the German sap was reputed to be creeping
nearer.
At last he got what he wanted.
Close at hand, perhaps twenty yards away, there stuck
up out of the ground a motionless stick with something
on the end the German’s periscope.
Now it is reputed to be a fact by several people
of apparent truthfulness that it is possible, in circumstances
such as these, for each watcher to see the other man’s
eyes reflected from the mirrors of the periscopes;
and it is an undoubted fact that the laws which govern
the refraction of light would allow of this phenomenon.
Personally, I am glad to say I have never seen a German’s
eye through a periscope; but then personally I am
inclined to doubt if any one has. It must be
quite dreadful to see a thing like a poached egg regarding
you balefully from the top of a stick a few yards
away.
At last the Sapper got up. “He’s
no nearer, Jacko. What do you think, sergeant?”
“I don’t think they were
working last night, sir,” one of the tea-drinkers
answered.
“There was a party of ’em
out, and we bunged some bombs. We ’eard
’em padding the ’oof back.”
“Been pretty quiet, then?”
“Except for that there rum jar,
sir,” answered the sergeant. “We
thought we was napoo when we ’eard that little
bundle of fun a-coming.”
“Have you seen it, Jacko?”
“Yes, it rolled into the sap,
and I’ve had it put into the fire-trench.
I’m taking it back to blow it up. I think
it’s a percussion fuse, but it seems fairly
safe. I’ve sent for a stretcher to carry
it on.”
“Let’s go and have a look at it.”
The two officers walked down the sap
and back into the trench, and started to investigate
with a professional eye the object lying on the fire-step.
Apparently of steel, and painted a dull grey, it looked
harmless enough but all those little love
offerings of the Hun are treated with respect.
About the size of an ordinary rum jar, with a fuse
of sorts in place of a neck, it was at the time an
unknown brand of abomination, to them at any rate.
“It differs only in appearance,
I fear,” remarked the Captain, after inspecting
it gingerly, “from other presents they give us.
Its object is undoubtedly nefarious. Where
do you propose to blow it up?”
“In that little quarry near
the Ritz. Will that do all right?”
“Most excellently.”
With a smile he looked at his watch. “Just
set your watch by mine, Jacko and poop
it off at 10.5 ak emma. Do you take me?”
The other looked puzzled for a moment;
then his face cleared.
“I’d forgotten for the
moment that Centre Battalion Head-quarters was not
far from the quarry,” he grinned. “Sir I
take you.”
“My dear boy, the day is hot,
and the Pumpkin is fat, and the flies are glutinous.
He doesn’t want to see the trenches any more
than I do and one’s mission in life
is to anticipate the wishes of the great.”
It was just as he finished speaking
that from up the line in the direction of the Haymarket
there came four dull, vicious cracks in succession,
and some clouds of black smoke drifted slowly over
his head.
“Just about N T.M. emplacement,”
he muttered to himself. “I hope to heavens
. . .”
“Put it on the stretcher carefully,
boys.” His subaltern was speaking to the
two men who had arrived with a stretcher. “Have
you got the slab of gun-cotton?”
“Corporal ’Amick ’as
gone to get it at the store, sir. He’s
a-going to meet us at the quarry.”
“Right-ho! Walk march.”
The cavalcade departed, and the Captain
resumed his morning walk, while his thoughts wandered
to the beer which is cold and light yellow. For
many weary months had he taken a similar constitutional
daily; not always in the same place, true; but variety
is hard to find in the actual trenches themselves.
It is the country behind that makes the difference.
Time was when communication trenches
existed only in the fertile brain of those who were
never called upon to use them; but that time has passed
long since. Time was when the thin, tired breaking
line of men who fought the Prussian Guard at Ypres
in 1914 and beat them had hard
work to find the fire-trenches, let alone the communication
ones; when a daily supervision was a nerve-shattering
nightly crawl, and dug-outs were shell-holes covered
with a leaking mackintosh. It was then that men
stood for three weeks on end in an icy composition
of water and slime, and if by chance they did get
a relief for a night, merely clambered out over the
back, and squelched wearily over the open ground with
bullets pinging past them from the Germans a few score
yards away.
But now there are trenches in canal
banks where dead things drift slowly by, and trenches
in railway embankments where the rails are red with
rust and the sleepers green with rot; there are trenches
in the chalk, good and deep, which stand well, and
trenches in the slush and slime which never stand
at all; there are trenches where the smell of the long
grass comes sweetly on the west wind, and trenches
where the stench of death comes nauseous on the east.
And one and all are they damnable, for ever accursed
. . .
But the country behind ah!
there’s where the difference comes. You
may have the dead flat of pastoral Flanders, the little
woods, the plough, the dykes of Ypres and Boesinghe;
you may have the slag-heaps and smoking chimneys of
La Bassee and Loos; you may have the gently undulating
country of Albert and the Somme. Each bears the
marks of the German beast and, like their
inhabitants, they show those marks differently.
Ypres and the North, apathetic, seemingly lifeless;
the mining districts, grim and dour; the rolling plains
still, in spite of all, cheerful and smiling.
But underlying them all deep implacable
determination, a grand national hatred of the Power
who has done this thing. . . .
He turned out of the Old Kent Road
into a siding which harboured the dug-outs of the
Centre Battalion.
“Is the General here yet, Murdock?”
A tall sergeant of the regiment an old
friend of his flattened himself against
the side of the trench to let him pass.
“Yes, sir.” The
sergeant’s face was expressionless, though his
eyes twinkled. “I think, sir, as ’ow
the General is feeling the ’eat. ’E
seems worried. ’E’s been trying to
telephone.”
The Sapper, with a suppressed chuckle,
went down some steps into a spacious dug-out.
The darkness made him temporarily blind, so he saluted
and stood still just inside the doorway.
“Damn you, don’t blow
at me! What’s that fool blowin’ down
the thing for? I have pressed a button confound
you! and rung the bell twice. No I
didn’t ring off; somebody blew at me, and the
machine fell on the floor.”
“The General is trying to get
through to his chateau.” A voice full of
unholy joy whispered in the Sapper’s ear, and
that worthy, whose eyes had got accustomed to the
gloom, recognised the Adjutant.
“I gathered that something of
the sort was occurring,” he whispered back.
But the General was at it again.
“Who are you the R.T.O.? Well,
ring off. Exchange. Exchange. It
is the Divisional General speaking. I want my
head-quarters. I say, I want my oh,
don’t twitter, and the bally thing’s singin’
now! First it blows and then it sings.
Good God! what’s that?”
A deafening explosion shook the dug-out,
and a shower of earth and stones rained down in the
trench outside.
“They’re very active this
morning, sir,” said the Sapper, stepping forward.
“Lot of rum jars and things coming over.”
“Are you the Sapper officer?
Good morning. I wish you’d get this accursed
instrument to work.”
“There may be a line broken,” he remarked
tactfully.
“Well I shall have
to go back; I can’t hear a word. The thing
does nothin’ but squeak. Now it’s
purring like a cat. I hate cats. Most
annoyin’. I wanted to come round the front
line this morning.”
“In very good condition, sir;
I’ve just been all round it. Mighty hot
up there, General and swarms of flies.”
“And they’re puttin’ over some stuff,
you say?”
“Yes, sir quite a lot.”
“Hum! Well, of course,
I fully intended to come round but, dash
it all, I must get back. Can’t hear a
word the fellow says. Does nothing but play
tunes.” The Pumpkin rose and stalked to
the door. “Well, I’ll come round
another morning, my boy. I wonder, by Jove! if
that last one was meant for this head-quarters?
Devilish near, you know.” He walked up
the stairs, followed by his staff officer. “Good
mornin’ mind you see about that telephone.
Cursed thing blows.”
“Dear old Pumpkin,” murmured
the Adjutant as his steps died away. “He’s
a topper. His figure’s against him, but
he’s got the heart of a lion.”
“He has,” answered the
Sapper, preparing to follow his footsteps. “And
the men would do anything for him.”
“What price that rum jar I sent in a bird about?”
“That was the last explosion
you heard,” laughed the Sapper. “I
wasn’t leaving anything to chance. I am
going to go and drink beer iced beer, in
long glasses. Toujours a toi.”
He was gone, leaving the Adjutant
staring. A few moments later he clambered out
of the trench, and struck out for the crumbling church
that betokened a road and the near presence of his
bicycle.
A day of peace yes, as
things go, a day of perfect peace. Away down
South things were moving; this was stagnation.
And yet well, it was at dinner that night
. . .
“For the fourteenth night in
succession I rise to a point of order.”
The Doctor was speaking. “Why is the
lady with the butterfly on her back pushed away into
one corner, and that horrible woman with the green
wig accorded the place of honour?”
I would hurriedly state that the Doctor’s
remarks were anent two pictures which are, I believe,
occasionally to be found in officers’ messes
in the B.E.F. pictures of a Parisian flavour
as befits the Entente pictures which at
any rate they are well known to many, and I will not
specify further.
“Yes, the lady with the gween
wig is dweadful.” The boy sipped his port.
“Infant, I’m shocked at
you. The depravity of these children nowadays
. . .”
An orderly came into the room with
an envelope, which he handed to the Captain.
The C.O. spread out the flimsy paper
and frowned slightly as he read the message.
“T.M. Emp. N,
completely wrecked by a direct hit 9.30 a.m. this
morning, A.A.A. Please inspect and report, A.A.A.,
C.R.E., 140th Division.”
“Delayed as usual,” grunted
the Scotchman. “I was there just after
it happened, and reported it to the O.C. Trench
Mortars. Did you not hear, sir, for it’s
useless repairing it? That position is too well
known.”
“Were there any casualties?”
The Sapper Captain’s voice was quiet.
“Aye. The poor lad that
was crooning over his gun when I saw him this morning,
like a cat over her undrowned kitten, just disappeared.”
“What d’you mean, Mac?”
“It was one of the big ones,
and it came right through the wire on top of him.”
The gruff voice was soft. “Poor bairn!”
Il n’y en a plus.
There is no more. French phrase signifying complete
absence of. Largely heard in estaminets
near closing time.
Naploo. Original
pure English phrase signifying the perisher has run
out of beer.
Napoo. Vulgar and
bastardised shortening of original pure English phrase.
Has now been added to B.E.F. dictionary, and is used
to imply that a man, thing, person, animal, or what
not, is “finished.”
II
OVER THE TOP
“On the afternoon of the 21st
we gained a small local success. Our line was
advanced on a front of six hundred yards, over an average
depth of a quarter of a mile. All the ground
gained was successfully consolidated. Up to
date eighty-six unwounded prisoners have passed through
the corps cage, of whom three are officers.”
Thus ran the brief official notice
so tersely given in the “Intelligence Summary,”
known to the ribald as “Comic Cuts”; later
it will appear even more tersely in the daily communique
which delights the matutinal kipper and twin eggs
of England. It’s all so simple; it all
sounds such a ridiculously easy matter to those who
read. Map maniacs stab inaccurate maps with
pins; a few amateur strategists discourse at length,
and with incredible ignorance, on the bearing it and
countless other similar operations will
have on the main issue. And the vast majority
remark gloomily to the other members of the breakfast
table that there is nothing in the paper as usual.
Nothing, my friend! I wonder. . . .
This is not a story; there is no plot;
it is just what happens every day somewhere or other
in the land of glutinous, stinking mud, where the
soles are pulled off a man’s boots when he walks
and horses go in up to their bellies; where one steers
a precarious and slippery course on the narrow necks
of earth that separate shell holes, and huddled things
stare up at the sky with unseeing eyes. They
went “over the top” themselves ten
days ago in just such another local success.
Nothing, my friend! Perhaps you’re right;
it’s mainly a sense of proportion that is needed
in war, as in other things. . . .
“Good morning, dear old soul.”
The machine-gun officer emerged from a watery hole
of doubtful aspect, covered with a dented sheet of
corrugated iron and a flattened-out biscuit tin the
hole that is, not the officer. “We have
slept well, thank you; and the wife and family are
flourishing. Moreover you’re
late.”
The Sapper regarded him pessimistically
through the chilly mist of an October dawn.
“Entirely owing to my new and expensive waders
being plucked from my feet with a sucking noise.
A section of haggard men are now engaged in salvage
operations. Shall we process?”
“We shall in one
sweet moment, not before. Sweet, brave heart,
because ” He put his head
round the corner. “Jones the
raspberry wine toute suite.
Just a hollow tooth full, and we will gambol like
young lambs the whole long weary way.”
“It is well,” remarked
the Sapper, returning the empty mug to the soldier
servant. “Personally I like it burnt at
night, with a noggin of port. You put it in
a mug, add three spoonfuls of sugar, set light to
it, and let it burn for seven minutes. Then add
some port, and drink hot. Man, you can lead
an army corps . . .” His voice died away
as the two officers departed on their three-mile squelch
to the front line, and the unshaven Jones gazed after
them admiringly.
“A hartist!” he murmured
admiringly, “a plurry hartist. Personally,
the rasberry juice, any old ’ow for me.”
He disappeared from view, and further disclosures
would be tactless. . . .
And so we lift the curtain on the
dawn of the 21st. Doubtless the setting is frivolous,
but it has served to introduce two of the supers who
go to make up the final scene. In the portion
of the front line for which they were bound there
lay the battalion which was cast for the principal
part, and it is the prerogative of stars to have their
entrance led up to. . . .
The mist hung thick over the shell-torn
ground as the two officers walked on. In places
stretches of half-demolished wire and blown-in trenches
showed where the Germans had put up a fight.
Stray graves, ours and theirs, were dotted about promiscuously,
and little heaps of dirty and caked equipment showed
that salvage work was in progress. Away to the
left a few crumbling walls and shattered trees marked
a one-time prosperous agricultural village, from which
with great regularity there came the sighing drone
of a German crump followed by a column of black smoke
and a shower of bricks and debris. But
the place was dead; its inhabitants gone God
knows where. And soldiers: well, soldiers
have a rooted dislike to dead villages near the trenches.
A strange squat object loomed suddenly
into sight a well-known landmark to those
who wandered daily behind the lines. Derelict,
motionless, it lay on a sunken road, completely blocking
it; and the sunken road was heavy with the stench
of death. It is not good for the Hun to take
liberties with a tank, even if it is temporarily hors-de-combat.
A man limping wearily, his head bandaged,
his face unshaved, his khaki coated with half-dry
mud, plodded heavily towards them.
“Can you tell me the way to
the dressing-station, sir?” He had stopped
and, swaying slightly, stood in front of the two officers.
“Straight on, lad. You’ll
find it somewhere back there.” The machine-gun
officer pointed vaguely into the mist. “About
half a mile.”
“You ain’t got a drop
of water, ’ave you, sir? The water
party got lost last night, and we’ve only had
about a teacupful this last twenty-four hours.”
But when going up to visit the trenches
water-bottles are a useless encumbrance, and, with
a tired sigh, the wounded Tommy resumed his thirsty
way in the direction of the dressing-station.
“Cooked, poor devil,”
remarked the Sapper, as he disappeared. “Pretty
nearly finished.”
“But he’ll be his mother’s
own bright boy again when he gets his nose inside
that aid post. We go left here, I think.”
They paused for a moment to get their
bearings a matter of some importance and
no little difficulty.
It may seem an easy thing to walk
up to the trenches. One goes on, and ultimately
one arrives, the casual reader will surmise.
And with luck the casual reader will be right.
But there are certain small points which may have
escaped his ken and which render the task of reaching
the front line a trifle harder than walking to the
club for lunch.
In the first place the aspect of the
ground is not of that cheerful and varied type which
has inspired so many gifted landscape painters.
No trees and little rivers, no cottages and flowering
paths delight one’s eye. It is impossible
to say: “Take the turn to the left after
passing the cactus bush, and keep straight on till
you come to the asparagus bed; and then you’ll
see the front trench on your right.”
The local cactus bush or its equivalent
is hurled into space twice daily, thereby largely
interfering with its use as a landmark. The
local asparagus bed or its equivalent differs only
from the remainder of the ground in the fact that
a mule passed peacefully away on it some weeks previously.
And one day even that difference vanished. The
mule passed away again in small fragments.
Even the front trenches where they
exist have a variegated career. At certain periods
quite a large proportion of them are in the air at
the same time, in company with the village just behind;
and when they come down again it is more than likely
their position will change to the next row of damp
and unpleasant holes.
That is the trouble: the whole
ground is one huge hole. Holes are the only
features of the landscape: big holes, little holes,
damp ones, smelly ones; holes occupied and holes to
let; holes you fall into and holes you don’t but,
holes. Everywhere holes. The cactus bush
is a hole; the asparagus bed is a hole; the trenches
are holes. The whole country looks like a disease.
A large amount of the wandering must perforce be
done at night; and should the casual reader still doubt
the difficulty of finding one’s way, let him
imagine three voluntary descents, and as many compulsory
ones, into the wet brand of hole; let him further
imagine a steady downpour of rain, no sign of a star,
and a shrewd suspicion that if he’s walked as
far as he thinks he has in the right direction he
ought to be in the front line; and then let him imagine holes.
Whenever he moves he either negotiates or fails to
negotiate holes. Having, in scrambling
out of holes turned round twice he doesn’t know
which way he’s facing; he only knows there are holes.
Toc toc toc;
the slow tapping of a German machine-gun sounds from
the direction he had fondly imagined Battalion Head-quarters
to be; the swish of bullets come nearer as the Hun
sweeps the ground; a flare goes up, showing holes.
Another compulsory descent; a phut! as a bullet passes
over his head, and the swishing passes on. Shortly
that swishing will come back, and in the meantime
are there not holes? But as for the
front trench, whither he is bound, the contest is
unequal. No man can fight holes.
A further point which is worthy of
remark en passant may possibly escape the notice
of the uninitiated. It is a well-known fact,
and will be vouched for by all who have experienced
the Somme, that that part of the ground which is not
hole is carried, like the unexpended portion of the
day’s rations, on the person. Acres of
soil have been removed from their original abode and
have been carried laboriously to other acres.
They have then been brought back again; not by boot
only, but by hand, and face, by hair and teeth.
It is reported though I will not vouch
for the accuracy of the statement that on
one occasion a relieving battalion completely defeated
a small German counter-attack by standing on the parapet
and kicking viciously towards the advancing Huns.
The enormous mass of soil thus propelled not only
crushed the hated foe but effectually buried him.
However, that is by the way. We are digressing
far from the Sapper and the machine-gun officer who
stood by a derelict tank in the damp mist of an October
dawn and cogitated on the direction of their particular
piece of front line.
“It is amazing,” said
a voice behind them, “that man can have descended
to such a state of congenital idiocy as to do all this
to an inoffensive carrot field.”
The Brigade-Major, followed by the
Brigadier, joined the two officers. Behind them
the signal officer plucked France from his face.
And then of a sudden five officers disappeared.
A droning roar rose with extreme rapidity to that
pitch of loudness that denotes undesirable closeness;
a mass of black fumes and flying mud shot up twenty
odd yards away; a flight of cockchafers seemed to
pass into the distance as the jagged fragments whizzed
overhead and five faces appeared as suddenly
from the ground. Holes have their uses at times.
“This sunken road is always
hairy,” remarked the signal officer known
to his intimates as Sigs giving the General
a hand-up from his particular lair. “It
were unwise to linger, sir.”
“Another quarter-mile and we
hit Essex Trench,” remarked the Brigade-Major.
“Sally’s head-quarters are there.”
The five officers passed on, squelching loudly, and
once again peace and silence reigned in the sunken
road. . . .
And now we come to the principal actors
in the drama. Crowded in Essex Trench, damp
with mist, were the men of the South Loamshires.
A few were scribbling notes, and an all-pervading
smell of frying bacon permeated the air. One
or two, wrapped in great-coats, with a mackintosh
sheet over them, still slept peacefully but
the whole regiment was stirring into life. The
morning of the day had come. To many it was
a new experience; to others it was stale going
over the top. But, new or old, not a man but
realised that by evening the roll of the regiment
would have many gaps; new or old, not a man but realised
that his name might be one of those gaps. Just
the luck of the game; perhaps nothing, perhaps a Blighty,
perhaps . . .
It is well without doubt that the
lower the intelligence the less the imagination.
To ninety per cent. of these men the situation lost
much of its edge; to the remaining ten the edge was
sharpened. What is to be is to be, in war as
elsewhere. Fatalism as regards one’s own
prospects is inevitable; essential. But fatalism
is an unsatisfying creed; the word “Why?”
is apt to creep into the back of a man’s mind,
and the word “Why?” when the intelligence
is low, is a dangerous one. For the word “Why?”
can only be satisfactorily answered by the realisation
of the bigness of the issue; by the knowledge that
individual effort is imperative if collective success
is to be obtained; by the absolute conviction that
no man can be a law unto himself. To the ten
per cent. these facts were clear; but then, to the
ten per cent. the “Why?” was louder.
The factor of their composition which said to them
“Why?” clearly and insistently even
as they lay motionless under their coats or outwardly
wrangled for bacon and tea that very factor
supplied the answer.
To the thinkers and dreamers there
comes at such times the greater knowledge: the
knowledge which lifts them above self and the trivialities
of their own lives; the knowledge that is almost Divine.
They appreciate the futility but they realise
the necessity. And in their hearts they laugh
sardonically as the shadow of Dream’s End clouds
the sky. The utter futility of it all the
utter necessity now that futility has caught the world.
Then they realise the bacon is cold and
curse.
To the ninety per cent. it is not
so. Not theirs to reason so acutely, not theirs
to care so much; to them the two dominant features
of this war death and boredom appeal
with far less force. For both depend so utterly
on imagination in their effect on the individual.
Death is only awful in anticipation; boredom only
an affliction to the keen-witted. So to the
ninety, perhaps, the “Why?” does not sound
insistently. It is as well, for if the answer
is not forthcoming there is danger, as I have said.
And one wonders sometimes which class produces the
best results for the business in hand the
business of slaughtering Huns. . . . The small
one that rises to great heights and sinks to great
depths, or the big one, the plodders.
But I have digressed again.
It is easy to wander into by-paths when the main road
is prosaic, and the study of a body of men before an
attack the men who fear and don’t
show it, the men who fear and try not to show it,
the men who don’t care a hang what happens cannot
but grip the observer who has eyes to see. Almost
does he forget his own allotted part in the drama;
the psychology of the thing is too absorbing.
And it can only be realised when seen first hand.
Let us leave them there for the time that
battalion of the South Loamshires. Sally as
the C.O. is generally known has talked with
the Brigadier and the Brigade-Major. He knows
that zero hour is 11.30 a.m.; he knows his objective Suffolk
Trench; he knows the strong point at its northern
end which the sappers are going to consolidate.
The Sapper has found his section subaltern and his
section nursing coils of barbed wire and shovels,
and has been informed with much blasphemy that the
guide had lost his way, and the party had been wandering
all night. The machine-gun officer has delivered
words of wisdom to various guns’ crews both
Lewis and otherwise who came under his eagle
eye at intervals along the trench. Just the
prosaic main road; the details are tedious; the actual
orders uninteresting. The attack would either
succeed or it would fail; the strong point would either
be consolidated or it would not. The orders the
details are necessary adjuncts to the operation;
of no more interest than the arrangements for pulling
up the fire curtain. Only if the fire curtain
sticks, the play is robbed of much of its natural
charm to the onlooker.
“Bring me some more breakfast.
That walk gives one the devil of a hunger.”
The Brigadier was back once more in his dug-out, while,
outside, the mist had lifted and the autumn sun shone
down on a world of mud.
The Brigade-Major was shaving; the
Staff Captain a non-starter in the morning’s
walk was demanding corrugated iron from
the unmoved Sapper.
“I tell you this roof is a disgrace.
Cascades of water pour through into the soup at dinner.
Why don’t you do something?”
“What do you propose I should
do, brave heart? Sit on the roof and catch it?”
The subject was a complicated one,
touching deep problems of supply and demand, to say
nothing of carrying parties; so let us leave them to
their warfare.
The signal officer was looking wise
over something that boomed and buzzed alternately;
the machine-gun officer may, or may not, have been
enjoying another toothful.
In short, the supers, the stage-managers
had departed. The last directions had been given,
and the play was due to start in an hour and a quarter.
All that could be done for its success had been done
by those who were behind; now it was up to the men
who sat and sprawled in the mud-holes in front, with
the blue smoke of their cigarettes curling upwards
and their equipment and rifles stacked beside them.
A desultory bombardment on each side
droned stolidly on, while away to the front three
British aeroplanes, seemingly come from nowhere, tumbled
and looped round two Germans like mosquitoes over a
pool. A row of sausage balloons like a barber’s
rash adorned the sky as far as the eye could see.
Just an everyday scene on the Somme, and meanwhile
the actors waited.
“Come up to the top. There’s
ten minutes to go.” The Staff Captain
and the Sapper their dispute settled strolled
amicably to the top of the hill behind the dug-out
and produced their field-glasses. Away in front
Essex Trench could be seen, and the men inside it,
standing to. For them the period of suspense
was nearly over the curtain was just going
up.
“One minute.” The
Sapper snapped his watch to and focussed his glasses.
“They’re on.”
Suddenly from all around, as if touched
by a spring, an ear-splitting din leaped into life.
In the valley behind them it seemed as if hundreds
of tongues of flame were darting and quivering, sprouting
from what a moment before was barren ground.
The acrid smell of cordite drifted over them, while
without cessation there came the solemn boom boom boom
of the heavier guns way back. Like the motif
of an opera, the field-guns and light howitzers cracked
and snorted, permeating everything with one continuous
blast of sound; while the sonorous roar and rumble
of the giant pieces behind slower, as befitted
them completed the mighty orchestra.
Neither man could hear the other speak; but then,
they were both watching too intently for that.
Hardly had hell been let loose when
a line of men arose from Essex Trench and walked steadily
to their front. Just ahead of them great clouds
of smoke rose belching from the ground: clouds
into which they vanished at times, only to reappear
a moment later. They were advancing behind a
creeping barrage, and advancing with the steadiness
of automatic machines.
“Good lads! Good lads!”
The Staff Captain’s lips framed the words;
his voice was inaudible.
Every now and then a man pitched forward
and lay still; or muttered a curse as he felt the
sting of something in his arm. A section on the
left dropped suddenly, only to worm on again by ones
and twos, trying to avoid the dreaded toc-toc slow
and menacing of a German machine-gun.
Then the bombers were there. Crouching back,
a man would pull the pin out of his bomb, run forward,
and hurl it into the trench where the Germans were
huddled in groups. And away behind the South
Loamshires, on the shell-pocked ground that now boiled
and heaved like some monstrous sulphur spring, with
thick black and yellow fumes drifting slowly across
it, there lay the first fruits of the harvest:
a few of the gaps in the evening’s roll-call.
On the flank a machine-gun was going,
taking them in enfilade. In front, Germans numbers
of Germans glared snarling at them out of
the trench, or whimpered in a corner with arms upraised,
as was the nature of the beasts. A non-commissioned
officer picked up a bomb and hurled it at the advancing
platoon sergeant; only to cry “Kamerad”
when it failed to explode. . . .
And so the South Loamshires, or such
as were left of them, came to their objective; the
first part of the play was over. The machine-gunner
who had enfiladed them passed in his checks, fighting
to the end, brained with the butt of a rifle.
Occasionally a wounded man crawled
into the trench; a German officer sat sullenly in
a corner stanching a gaping hole in his leg.
Behind them, towards the Essex Trench, the air was
now clearer; the bombardment had moved over the line
they had won, and thundered down on the German communications.
“Runner!” A Company Commander
stood shakily trying to patch up a wound in his arm.
As far as he could tell from a hasty reconnaissance,
he was the senior officer present. “Give
this to the C.O.: ’Objectives won.
Situation on right doubtful. Estimated casualties
two hundred.’” He handed the man a slip
of paper.
At a steady lope the runner went over
the back of the trench, into the barrage of German
shrapnel and high explosive. They saw him reach
it, stop suddenly, twist round, and slither slowly
forward.
“Runner down, sir.”
A sergeant standing by spoke almost casually.
“Runner!” Once again
the officer called; once again a man went off at a
jog-trot. They saw him reach his predecessor;
stop a moment and bend down. He looked round
and shook his head and went steadily on. The
luck of the game that’s all.
And it’s only when one’s sitting still waiting,
that one asks “Why?” Ten minutes later
he was with the C.O., waiting for the answer to take
back.
And so the drama is over; the play
has been a success. From the wings the Staff
Captain and the Sapper have returned to Brigade Head-quarters.
“Saw ’em getting over
the top, sir. Then they got into the smoke and
we lost ’em. Like a witches’ cauldron.”
“We shan’t hear anything
for two hours.” The General thoughtfully
knocked the ashes out of his pipe. They were
his men who had gone into that witches’ cauldron;
with them daily he lived and daily died. Their
Dream’s End was his too. But a
sense of proportion, always. “We might
as well have lunch,” he remarked casually.
Gradually the bombardment died away,
though from time to time the guns burst into sullen
mutterings, as though hungry at being baulked of their
food.
The same old aeroplanes or
different ones buzzed busily about; the
same old stoical balloons looked more rash-like than
ever.
And then suddenly outside the brigade
office there was a stir.
A runner had hove in sight, and the
signal officer emerged to get his tidings.
“Good,” he muttered to
himself; “the old man will be pleased.”
He went into the General’s dug-out.
“Message just through, sir,
from C.O. South Loamshires: ’Objectives
obtained. A.A.A. Situation on right somewhere
obscure. A.A.A. Estimated casualties 200
all ranks. A.A.A. Will be consolidated
to-night. A.A.A.’”
The “old man” was pleased.
And so, on the afternoon of the 21st,
we gained a small local success. We advanced
our line on a front of six hundred yards over an average
depth of a quarter of a mile, etc., etc.
It wasn’t much, my friends at
home; but that runner will run no more,
and some eighty odd of that odd two hundred have cooked
their last ration of bacon. Their “Why?”
is answered.
No, it wasn’t much; but it wasn’t nothing.
III
THE MAN-TRAP
Should you, in the course of your
wanderings, ever run across Brigadier-General Herbert
Firebrace, do not ask him if he knows Percy FitzPercy.
The warning is probably quite unnecessary: not
knowing FitzP. yourself, the question is hardly likely
to occur to you. But I mention it in case.
One never knows, and Herbert will not be prejudiced
in your favour if you do.
As far as I know, the story of their
first and last meeting has never
yet been told to the world at large. It is a
harrowing tale, and it found no place in official
communiques. Just one of those regrettable
incidents that fade into the limbo of forgotten things,
it served as a topic of conversation to certain ribald
subalterns, and then it gradually disappeared into
obscurity along with Percy FitzPercy. Only it
took several months for the topic to fade; Percy beat
it in about ten seconds.
Before the war Percy had been, amongst
other things, an actor of indifferent calibre; he
had helped a barman in Canada, carried a chain for
a railroad survey, done a bit of rubber-planting, and
written poetry. He was, in fact, a man of many
parts, and cultivated a frivolous demeanour and an
eyeglass. Unkind acquaintances described him
as the most monumental ass that has yet been produced
by a painstaking world; personally, I think the picture
a trifle harsh. Percy meant well; and it wasn’t
really his fault that the events I am about to chronicle
ended so disastrously. Unfortunately, however,
he was unable to get the General to see eye to eye
with him in this trifling matter; and so, as I have
already said, Percy beat it in about ten seconds.
The whole trouble started over the
question of man-traps. “If,” remarked
a Sapper subaltern one night after the port had been
round more than once “If one could
construct a large conical hole like an inverted funnel
in the front-line trench, so that the small opening
was in the trench itself, and the bottom of the funnel
fifteen or twenty feet below in the ground, and if
the Huns came over and raided us one night, one might
catch one or two.” He dreamily emptied
and refilled his glass.
“By Jove, dear old boy” Percy
fixed his eye-glass and gazed admiringly at the speaker “that’s
a splendid idea! Sort of glorified man-trap what! dear
old thing.”
“That’s it, Percy, old
lad. Why don’t you make one next time you’re
in the trenches?” The speaker winked at the
remainder of the party.
“’Pon my soul, dear old
man, I think I will.” Percy was clearly
struck with the idea. “Cover the hole,
don’t you know, with trench-boards by day, and
have it open at night. Great idea, old sport,
great idea!”
“You could go and fish for them
in the morning with a sausage on the end of a string,”
murmured some one. “Get ’em to sing
the ’Hymn of Hate’ before they got any
breakfast.”
“Or even place large spikes
at the bottom on which they would fall and become
impaled.” The first speaker was becoming
bloodthirsty.
“Oh, no, dear old chap!
I don’t think an impaled Hun would look very
nice. It would be quite horrible in the morning,
when one started to count up the bag, to find them
all impaled. Besides, there might be two on
one stake.” Exactly the objection to the
last contingency was not clear; but after dinner attention
to such trifles is of secondary importance.
“Percy inaugurates new form
of frightfulness,” laughed the Major. “May
I be there when you catch your first!”
The conversation dropped; other and
more intimate topics anent the fair ones at home took
its place; but in the mind of Percy FitzPercy the
germ of invention was sown. When he went back
to his battalion that night, in their so-called rest-billets,
he was thinking. Which was always a perilous
proceeding for Percy.
Now it so happened that his part of
the line at the moment had originally belonged to
the Hun. It was a confused bit of trench, in
which miners carried on extensively their reprehensible
trade. And where there are miners there is also
spoil. Spoil, for the benefit of the uninitiated,
is the technical name given to the material they remove
from the centre of the earth during the process of
driving their galleries. It is brought up to
the surface in sandbags, and is then carried away
and dumped somewhere out of harm’s way.
In reality it is generally stacked carefully in the
trenches themselves, thereby completely blocking all
traffic; which is by the way.
But after mining has been in progress
for some time, and various craters have been blown
and sapped out to, and after trench mortars have “strafed”
consistently for many months and torn the original
surface of the ground to pieces, the actual position
of the trenches themselves becomes haphazard.
They cease in many cases to bear the slightest likeness
to the ordinary trenches of commerce; they become
deep gorges in mountains of sandbags. I have
sometimes wished that those officers who apparently
write home to devoted bands of female workers asking
for more sandbags would get in touch with me instead.
I shall be delighted to let them have anything up
to five million, all filled, by return; which is again
by the way.
To return to Percy. In his part
of the front sandbags grew like pebbles on a shingly
beach; and from time to time fresh cuts off the trenches
were opened to allow for further expansion in the sandbag
family. The existing front line in one place
had started life as a cut off the old trench, and
had gradually been taken into use as a permanency,
and it was at this point that he stumbled on the great
discovery which was destined to cause all the trouble.
How he first stumbled is not recorded; but early
one morning Percy FitzPercy could have been seen like
a terrier with his nose down a rabbit-hole, lying
flat at the bottom of the trench, peering into a noisome
and foul-smelling cavity underneath him.
“My dear old boy,” he
remarked, enthusiastically, to a brother subaltern,
who was watching the proceeding coldly, “it’s
an old German dug-out; I’m certain it’s
an old German dug-out.”
“I don’t care a damn if
it is,” answered the other, without enthusiasm.
“It stinks like a polecat, and is undoubtedly
full of all creeping things. For heaven’s
sake, let’s go and get something to eat.”
Slowly and reluctantly Percy allowed
himself to be led away, thinking deeply. Only
the week before had the Hun attempted a raid and actually
entered the trench close to the spot in question, and
here was apparently a ready-made man-trap should he
do so again. After breakfast he would explore
his find; after breakfast he would himself set to
work and labour unceasingly. As I have said,
Percy FitzPercy meant well.
It is possible that lesser men might
have been deterred by the unpromising results of that
exploration. Descending gingerly through the
hole, which had been widened sufficiently to allow
of the passage, Percy switched his torch around the
cavity he found himself in. Above his head long
rounded timbers, side by side and touching one another,
formed the roof, which was in good condition, save
in the centre, where the blue sky shone through the
hole he had entered by. In one corner stood
a bedstead covered by a moth-eaten blanket, while all
over the floor crumbling sandbags and old clothes
and equipment gave it the appearance of a rag-and-bone
shop. In one place the wall had fallen in, a
mound of chalk filled the corner, and from a score
of vantage points elderly rodents watched with increasing
disfavour this unexpected human invasion.
Up above in the trench the disfavour
was repeated in that picturesque phraseology for which
Thomas is famous.
“Wot are you a-doing ’ere?”
An incensed sergeant rounded a corner, and gazed
wrathfully at three privates, each armed with a spade
and wearing gas helmets. “Wot ’ave
you got them ’elmets on for?” He approached
the fatal hole, and recoiled slightly. “Gaw-lumme!
Wot’s that smell?”
“Percy,” answered a sepulchral
voice. “Our little Perce.”
“Wot yer mean Percy?
Wot’s that ’olé?” A cloud
of dust at that moment rose through it, and he recoiled
still farther. “Oo’s down there?”
“Percy,” answered the
same sepulchral voice. “Percy FitzP. carrying
hout a reconaysance in force. ’E’s
found a ’Un smell factory, and ’e’s
fair wallowing in it.”
At that moment a voice came gently
through the opening. “I say, you fellahs,
just come down here a moment, and bring your shovels what?”
A face, covered with a fine coating
of blackish-grey dust, popped up out of the bottom
of the trench. “We’re fairly going
to catch the old Hun before we’ve finished.”
With a choking gasp the sergeant lost
all self-control and faded rapidly away, while the
three privates slowly and reluctantly followed the
face through the hole.
It was fortunate or possibly,
in view of future events, unfortunate that
during the next two hours no responsible individual
came along that particular piece of front line.
Incidentally there was nothing surprising in the
fact. In most places, especially during the
day, the front line is held but lightly by isolated
posts, which are visited from time to time by the
company or platoon commander, and more rarely by the
Colonel. On this particular occasion the C.O.
had already paid his visit to the scene of activity.
The company commander was wrestling with returns,
and Percy himself led the long-suffering platoon.
And so without hindrance from any outsiders the fell
business proceeded.
Volumes of evil-smelling dust poured
out into the trench, punctuated from time to time
with boots, a few rats who had met with an untimely
end, some unrecognisable garments, and large numbers
of empty bottles. An early investigation had
shown the indomitable leader that the old shaft which
had led down to the dug-out in the days when it was
used was completely blocked up, and so the hole through
the roof was the only means of entrance or exit.
Moreover, the hole being in the centre of the roof,
and the dug-out being a high one, there was no method
of reaching it other than by standing on the bed or
the decomposing chair. Once the bird was in there,
granted the bed had been removed, there was therefore
no way by which he could get out without being helped
from above. And so with joy in his heart the
indefatigable Percy laboured on, what time three sweating
privates consigned him to the uttermost depths of
the pit.
Now one may say at once that Percy
had all the makings in him of the true artist.
Having decided to stage his performance, he had no
intention of letting it fail through lack of attention
to detail. Life in the front trenches is not
at any time an enlivening proceeding; the days drag
wearily by, the nights are full of noises and Verey
lights and this particular part of the line
was no exception to the general rule. So our
hero was not distracted by mundane influences or stress
of work from elaborating his scheme. In addition,
once the miasma had subsided, and the idea had been
explained to them, the three supers became quite keen
themselves. It was one of them, in fact, who
suggested the first detail.
“’Ow are we to know, sir,”
he remarked, as they sat resting on an adjacent fire-step
after three hours’ strenuous exhuming, “that
supposing two of the perishers fall through the ’olé
they won’t escape? Two men could get out
of that there place without no bed to ’elp ’em.”
“By Jove, yes!” Percy
scratched his forehead and left furrows of white in
the general darkness. “By Jove, yes; you’re
quite right what? Break one’s
heart to lose the blighters, don’t you know.
You’re a doocid clever fellow to think of that,
Jenkins.”
“Tomkins, sir,” murmured
the originator of the brain-wave, slightly abashed
by the unexpected praise.
“We might,” remarked another
of the world’s workers, thoughtfully sucking
his teeth “we might ’ave
a trap-door, a ’eavy one, to let down over the
’olé once they was in.”
“Yus and ’ow
are we to know when they is in?” The third member
of the party proceeded to justify his existence.
“They won’t come over ’ere and
fall into the ’olé and then shout to us
to let down the trap.” He thoughtfully
lit a Woodbine. “The ’Un will be
strafing if there’s a raid on, and there’ll
be the ’ell of a beano going on, and no one won’t
never ’ear nothing.”
With which sage aphorism he relapsed
into silence, and a gloom settled on the meeting.
“By Jove, you fellows, we must
think of something! We must pull up our socks
and think what? After we’ve
spent all this time clearing the bally place out we
must really think of something by Jove!”
Percy gazed hopefully at his three supers, but it
seemed that their contributions to the conversation
were at an end, and for a space silence reigned, broken
only by the gentle lullaby of the tooth-sucker.
“We might,” remarked Tomkins
at length, after a period of profound thought, “’ave
a trip-wire, wot would ring a gong.”
“That’s it that’s
it! ’Pon my word, you’re a doocid
clever fellow, Thomson, doocid clever fellow what?”
Percy became enthusiastic. “Ring the gong
where the fellah is who lets down the door. He
lets down the door, and we bag the Hun. Dam
good idea!”
“I don’t believe in no
gongs,” remarked the musical one scornfully.
“No nor trip-wires neither.”
He eyed his audience pugnaciously.
“But, my good fellah er what
do you believe in?” Percy’s spirits were
sinking.
“Tins, china, cups and saucers,
plates, old saucepans anything and everything
wot will make a noise when the ’Un falls on it.
That’s the ticket, sir,” he continued,
with gathering emphasis as he noted the impression
he was causing. “Lumme a trip-wire:
it might break, or the gong mightn’t ring, or
the blighter mightn’t ’ear it. Wiv
china every step he took ’e’d
smash anuvver pot. Drahn a rum jar ’e would.
But a trip-wire!” He spat impartially
and resumed his tune.
“By Jove, that’s a splendid
idea!” The mercurial Percy’s face shone
again. “Splendid idea! Fill it full
of old tins and china what? And when
we hear the second fellah hit the floor and start breakin’
up the home we can pull the string and let down the
trap-door. Splendid idea! Doocid clever
of you, ’pon my soul it is!”
“And where do you think of getting
the china from?” Tomkins, fearing that his
mantle of doocid cleverness was descending upon the
tooth-sucker, eyed him unconvinced. “I
wasn’t aware as ’ow there was a penny
bazaar in the neighbourhood, nor yet a William Whiteley’s.”
“Yes, by Jove,” chirped
Percy, “where do we get it all from? We
shall want lots of it, too, don’t you know what?”
“Get it?” The suggester
of the idea looked scornful and addressed himself
to Tomkins. “There ain’t no bully
tins in the perishing trenches, are there? Ho
no! An’ there hain’t no china an’
bits of glass and old cups and things in that there
village about ’alf a mile down the road?
Ho no! I reckon there’s enough to fill
twenty ’olés like that there.”
Once again the oracle resumed his hobby.
“Splendid!” Percy jumped
to his feet. “The very thing! We’ll
do it this next company relief, by Jove! Now,
boys, two more hours. We just want to get the
bedstead out and straighten things up, and we’ll
be all ready for the dinner-service what?”
Now there was another thing in which
Percy FitzPercy showed that he had the makings of
a true artist. He fully appreciated the value
of secrecy in presenting his performances to the public
at large. True, all his platoon were bound to
find out, and the remainder of the company had a shrewd
idea that something was afoot. But one does not
walk along trenches especially in the front
line for pleasure; and beyond a casual
inquiry as to what new form of insanity he was up to
now, the company commander was not interested in Percy’s
doings. Now that the place had been cleared
out, the opening was covered during the day by a trench-board
carefully stolen from the nearest R.E. dump; while
the members of the platoon assiduously collected old
tin and china utensils, both great and small, which
were thrown into the cavity and arranged tastefully
by the stage-manager.
At night the trench-board was removed,
and after careful weighting with two dud shells, a
piece of rail, and the stalk of a sixty-pound trench-mortar
bomb, it was placed on edge beside the hole.
It was so arranged that it leaned slightly inwards,
and was only kept from falling by a cord which passed
in front of it and which was attached to two screw
pickets one on each side. The hole
itself was covered with a sack. So much for
the scenery.
The stage directions were equally
simple. The curtain rises on a German raid.
Noises off, etc.; the flashes of guns, the bursting
of rum jars, the dazzling brilliance of flares lighting
up the lowering night. On the entrance of the
Hun into the trench (if he did), a watch would be
kept on the hole (if any one was there to watch).
On the sound of the first crash of breaking china,
no action. On the sound of the second crash
of breaking china, Percy himself (if alive) or a substitute
(if not), would dash forward and cut the string.
The trap-door would fall; and then, having repelled
the Hun, they could return and examine the bag at
their leisure. So much for the plot. Now
for the action.
It has always been my contention that
Brigadier-General Herbert Firebrace rather brought
it on himself. There are things which generals
may do, and there are things which they may not; or
shall we say, lest I be deemed guilty of lèse majesté,
things it were better they did not? All things
to them are lawful, but all things most undoubtedly
are not expedient. And no one not
even his most fervent admirer could say
that the General’s action was a wise one.
Let it be understood that when the more exalted ones
of the earth desire to make a tour of trenches, there
is a recognised procedure for doing it. First
comes the sergeant of the platoon occupying the portion
of the line under inspection experience
has shown the wisdom of having the only trustworthy
guide in front. Then comes the company commander,
followed by the Colonel, the Staff officer and the
Great One. Immediately behind, the Adjutant (taking
notes), the platoon commander (partially dazed), the
machine-gun officer (not essential), and the Sapper
(if he’s been caught by the human avalanche)
advance in echelon. At intervals the procession
halts, and the same religious rite takes place.
SERGEANT (peering round the next
traverse, in voice of fury): “Don’t
drink tea out of yer tin ’at, yer perisher!
’Ere’s the General a-coming.”
COLONEL (prompted by company commander):
“Now from here, sir, we get a most magnificent
field of fire behind ah those
craters there. I thought that where
was it we decided? oh, yes, by ah putting
a Lewis gun here . . . er, well, perhaps you’d
like to look yourself, sir.”
GREAT ONE: “Yes, very much.
Have you got my periscope?” (Staff officer
produces, and Great One peers through it.) “I
quite agree with you.” (After long inspection)
“You might make a note of it.”
STAFF OFFICER: “Just make a note of that,
will you?”
ADJUTANT (makes note): “Make a note
of it, Bill, will you?”
PLATOON COMMANDER (recovering slightly
from stupor): “Make a note of what?”
MACHINE-GUN OFFICER: “All
right, old boy. It’s my pidgeon.”
(Sotto voce to SAPPER) “I’ve had
a gun there for the last two nights.” (Aloud
to OMNES) “An excellent place, sir.
I’ll see to it.”
SAPPER (to M.G.O., with seeming
irrelevance): “Well, when he got to
the house he was told she was having a bath, and ”
Procession moves on, while infuriated sentry on sap
duty misses the point of the story. And that
is the right way of touring the trenches.
Unfortunately General Firebrace was
a new broom. It was quite permissible for him
to do what he did, but, as I said before, I am doubtful
if it was altogether wise. In a moment of rashness
he decided to go round the trenches alone. As
a matter of fact, at the moment of this resolve the
Brigade-Major was out, the evening was fine, and the
General was energetic. Perfect peace reigned
over that portion of the battle area which concerned
him, and he was anxious to see that the arrangement
of sentry groups in the various sap-heads met with
his approval. His predecessor, he recalled,
had had words with the still greater ones of the earth
anent a couple of small, but nevertheless regrettable,
incidents when men had been removed somewhat forcibly
by the wily Hun from out those same sap-heads.
So he settled his steel helmet firmly on his head,
and stepped out of his dug-out into the communication
trench.
Now in that particular part of the
line the communication trenches were long ones, and
by the time he reached the front line it was getting
dark. A man of small stature, but withal fiery
appearance, General Herbert Firebrace strode along
through the deepening gloom, humming gently to himself.
At first the trenches were fairly populous he
was in a part of the front line between two groups
of craters and he found it necessary to
bark “Gangway!” continuously. Then
he reached his goal, the saps behind one of the groups short
trenches which stretch out from the fire trench into
No Man’s Land and finish on the near lips of
the craters. He grunted with satisfaction as
he found the first of the saps held to his satisfaction.
The sentry group were quietly smoking; the sentry
up at the head of the sap was watching fixedly through
his periscope. The rifles and bayonets of the
men rested close at hand, the Mills bombs were conveniently
placed on a narrow ledge under cover.
“Ha, good! All quiet here, my lads?”
“All quiet, sir,” answered the corporal,
scrambling up.
“That’s all right.
Good night, corporal.” And the martial
little figure disappeared round the corner.
Now the corporal was new in that bit
of the line; to be exact, he had just returned from
leave. That was one cause.
“Look out oil-can!”
The sentry gave a hail, and every one ducked.
That was the other cause.
For at the precise moment that an
oil-can exploded with a thunderous crump twenty yards
or so beyond the trench, there was a sudden noise of
ripping canvas, an agonised shout, and the heavy crash
of a body encountering china. Then silence.
The sap parties heard only the oil-can; Percy FitzPercy
for a wonder was not brooding over his invention,
and there was no one who knew that close beside them
in an odoriferous underground abode the Brigadier-General
lay completely stunned, with his head in a metal soup
tureen and his rather extensive set of uppers in a
disused tin hitherto devoted to that painstaking gentleman,
Mr. Maconochie.
Up to this point it will be willingly
conceded, I think, by any one acquainted with trench
etiquette that the unfortunate predicament of Herbert
Firebrace, General and Great One, was only what he
deserved. To depart so flagrantly from the spirit
of the rules as to wander round front-line trenches
alone and in the falling shades of night is asking
for trouble; and if the matter had ended there I have
no doubt knowing the strict sense of justice
which is one of the praiseworthy features of the house
of Firebrace I have no doubt that he would
have sent for Percy FitzPercy and apologised handsomely
for the inconvenience he had so unwittingly caused.
But the matter did not end there; it only began.
And the finale, reviewed dispassionately, undoubtedly
gives one to think one might even say think
furiously.
A quarter of an hour after the regrettable
occurrence just described Percy stood chatting lightly
and inconsequently with his company commander in the
support line. At the moment he was expatiating
on the merits of a new pipe of his own invention designed
for use in No Man’s Land on a dark night.
Its exact beauties escape my memory; as far as I
can remember one put the bowl in one’s mouth
and the tobacco in the stem and blew. It was
an invention typical of Percy utterly futile.
He had just called the company commander “dear
old soul” for the tenth time, and was explaining
how no sparks or glowing ash could be seen if you
made use of this patent atrocity, when a Lewis gun
started rattling away in front. Half a dozen
Verey lights shot up, there was a sudden brisk burst
of firing, with the explosion of a number of bombs.
“By Jove!” cried Percy,
pipe and all else forgotten. “By Jove,
dear old man a raid what?
A Hun raid now for the man-trap!”
He departed at speed up the nearest boyau, leaving
a trail of sparks behind him like a catherine-wheel
that has been out in the rain; to be followed by his
Captain, who had first taken the precaution of loading
his automatic.
The first man Percy met was the tooth-sucker,
who was shaking with uncontrollable excitement.
“There’s a perisher fell
in the ’olé, sir! Three of ’em
come in, and we killed two an’ the other fell
in the ’olé.”
I am given to understand that on receipt
of the news what little intellect our pipe-inventor
ever possessed completely deserted him. Uttering
hoarse cries, he dashed down the trench, and, unmindful
of his own orders to wait on the chance of catching
a second, he feverishly slashed at the string, and
with an ominous clang and a squelch of mud the trap-door
descended into its appointed position. Certain
it is, when the company commander came in sight, he
was standing upon it, in an attitude strongly reminiscent
of the heavy tragedian out of a “shop” holding
forth in his favourite Bodega.
“What the blazes are you doing
there?” howled his infuriated Captain.
“Why aren’t you in number eight sap, instead
of doing a dumb-crambo show?”
“The raid is over, sir,”
answered Percy, majestically. “The raider
is ah below.”
“What the ”
began the frenzied senior. And then he paused.
“Great Scott! What’s that infernal
shindy?”
From below their feet there rose a
perfect orgy of breaking china and rattling tins,
with ever and anon a loud musical note as of a bucket
being belaboured with a stick. Grunts and guttural
curses, followed by strange hollow noises indicative
of pain, for a while drowned all attempts at conversation.
Finally there was a grand finale of crashing cups
and tinkling tins, the sound of a heavy blow, a grunt
of muffled agony and silence. The
lights still hissed up into the night, stray rifles
still cracked at intervals, but otherwise silence.
At last Percy spoke. “Do
you know, dear old boy, I believe there are two of
them down there; ’pon my soul, I do what?”
He spoke with deliberation, as befits an inventor.
“It seemed to me that the one who swore and
the one who grunted were different people.”
The tooth-sucker opined likewise;
also Tomkins, who had arrived on the scene.
“What is this dam foolishness?”
said the Captain irritably. “Am I to understand
there are two Germans inside there, under the trench?”
“One for certain; two possibly or
even three, dear old boy.” At the thought
of three, he of the teeth played a tune in his excitement.
“Then for heaven’s sake
get the top off and let’s get them out!”
It was then that the last cruel blow
of Fate was dealt to the hapless Herbert. For
after a brief period of feverish pulling, during which
the company commander broke his nails and Percy fell
over backwards, the trap-door remained in statu
quo.
“What the devil’s the
matter with the beastly thing?” muttered the
Captain, savagely. “It’s your fool-trick,
FitzPercy! Can’t you open it?”
“My dear old boy,” remarked
the proud inventor vaguely, “it generally opens ’pon
my soul, it does.” He turned his torch
on to the reluctant trench-board and examined it through
his eyeglass. “By Jove! that’s it,
dear old son, there’s the trouble. The
dud shell has slipped forward and got wedged in the
rafters. How doocid funny what?”
“What is doocid funny, you blithering ass?”
“Why, if we’d gone on,
dear old sport, the shell might have gone off.
By Jove, that’s good, that is!” Percy chuckled
immoderately. “If we go on, the shell
goes off!”
“You’re the type of man
who ought to be in a home,” remarked his senior
officer dispassionately. “Get a saw as
soon as you can, and cut through the board.
And if the bally shell goes off and kills you, it’ll
serve you right. You’re a disease, FitzPercy,
that’s what you are. A walking microbe;
an example of atavism; a throw-back to the tail period.”
Still muttering, his company commander passed out
of sight, leaving the triumphant Percy completely
unabashed and glowing with righteous success.
Now, in the trenches saws do not grow
freely. You cannot wander round a corner and
pick one up; in fact, a saw that will saw is an exceeding
precious thing. Moreover, they are closely guarded
by their rightful owners, who show great reluctance
in parting with them. It therefore was not surprising
that over an hour elapsed before a perspiring messenger
returned with one and operations commenced. And
during that hour Percy lived.
It is given to few to see their hopes
and aspirations realised so beautifully and quickly;
as in a dream he listened to the hideous cachinnations
that floated up through the slabs of the trench-board.
A continuous booming noise as of a bittern calling
to its young was varied with heavy grunts and occasional
blows of a heavy bludgeon on metal. And throughout
it all there ran a delicate motif of crashing cups
and tinkling tins.
“We have them, dear old soul,”
murmured Percy ecstatically to himself; “we
have them simply wallowing in the mulligatawny!”
But there is an end of everything even
of getting a saw out of an R.E. store. A glorious
full moon shone down upon the scene as, an hour afterwards,
the trench-board was removed and the entrance opened.
An “up-and-over” or trench-ladder was
lowered into the dug-out, and the excited onlookers
waited to vet the catch. At last the ladder shook,
as the first of the prisoners prepared to ascend.
“Entrance, dear old man,”
cried the stage-manager, majestically, “of what
we have hitherto described as ‘male voices off.’”
“Get up, you swine, and get
a move on!” rasped a voice in perfect English
from the depths of the hole; while a palsied silence
settled on the audience.
The ladder shook again, and at last
there emerged from the bottom of the trench a large
round tin which completely encased the head of its
wearer, who slowly followed, maintaining a continuous
booming roar. Immediately behind him came the
owner of the voice, severely chipped about the face,
but with the light of battle in his eyes.
“Now, you ”
The words died away in his mouth. “Great
heavens! The General!” And as the frozen
eye of the speaker, who had been the other occupant
of the hole, wandered round the stricken onlookers,
even Percy’s nerve broke. It was the Colonel.
I will draw the veil of reticence
over the remainder of this harrowing narrative.
The procession back to Brigade Head-quarters has become
historic. The attempt to remove the soup tureen
on the spot caused its unhappy possessor such agony,
and gave rise to so much unseemly and ill-repressed
mirth on the part of the audience, that it was hastily
abandoned, and the wretched man was led gently back
to his dug-out.
The Brigade-Major, who had been notified
over the telephone, met him at the entrance with a
handkerchief suspiciously near his mouth.
“How dreadful, sir!” he
murmured, in a voice that shook a little. “I
have er sent for a tin-opener.”
The General was led to a chair, into
which he sank wearily, while in hushed tones the Colonel
explained what had happened to the shaking Staff.
“I was told that the General
had been seen going down to the front line alone,”
he remarked in a low tone, “and so I at once
followed him. Just as I got to the craters there
was a small Hun raid. I let drive at one of
them with my revolver, and the next instant I fell
through a hole, full on top of some one’s back.
He let out a roar of pain and scrambled up.
Of course I thought it was a Hun, and proceeded to
beat him over the head with my stick. Great
Scott, what a show!”
The Colonel mopped his brow, and the
Staff shook still more.
“I’d dropped my revolver,
or I’d probably have shot him. Then suddenly
there was a clang, and the hole was closed up, while
at the same moment something charged past me, head
down, and hit the wall. There was a roar of
pain, and the tin became a fixture. The poor
old boy had rammed the wall with the soup tureen.”
A gurgling noise from the chair interrupted him.
“What is it, sir?” cried the Staff Captain,
solicitously.
The General hooted mournfully.
“Yes, sir. He’ll
be here very soon, sir. Not much longer now.
We’ve sent for a tinsmith from one of the Engineer
companies.”
But the booming cantata continued.
“What does he want?” whispered the Staff
Captain. “A drink?”
The Brigade-Major looked hopeful.
“Yes; get a whisky and soda and a straw, if
there’s one left.”
The booming died away.
A few minutes later the Staff, ably
assisted by the General’s batman, got one end
of the straw into the worthy Brigadier’s mouth.
The Colonel closed those holes he could see with
his fingers, and the signalling officer held the drink.
“Now, are we ready?” cried
the Brigade-Major anxiously. “All right,
sir suck.”
The experiment was not a success.
Jets of liquid spurted in all directions, an explosion
like a geyser shook the tin, and the Staff recoiled
a pace. In fact, I am given to understand that
the chief clerk, an intensely interested spectator,
so far forgot himself as to counsel the Staff Captain
to “sit on ’is ’ead.”
“Do you think we could do anything
with one of those instruments for opening tongues?”
hazarded the Staff Captain, when the silence had become
oppressive and the outbursts of fire extinguished.
“We might try.”
The signalling officer was doubtful, but sallied forth,
and after some delay returned with one. “Where
shall we start?”
“Any old place.”
The Staff Captain gripped the implement and stepped
manfully forward. “We’re going to
try something else, sir a tongue-opener.”
The General hooted apathetically;
the onlookers looked anxious, and the Staff Captain
got his first grip on the tin.
“Hold the General’s head,
Bill,” he cried to the Brigade-Major, “so
that I can get a purchase. Now, then one two ”
A howl of agony rent the air, and
even the chief clerk looked pensive.
“It’s his ear, you fool!”
The Colonel dodged rapidly out of the door to evade
the human tornado within, and the situation became
crucial. Even the tinsmith, who arrived at that
moment, a man of phlegmatic disposition, was moved
out of his habitual calm and applauded loudly.
“Thank heavens you’ve
come!” gasped the Brigade-Major, keeping a wary
eye fixed on his frenzied senior, who, surrounded with
debris and red ink, was now endeavouring to
pull the tin off with his hands. “The
General has had a slight mishap. Can you remove
that tin from his head?”
The expert contemplated his victim
in silence for a few moments.
“Yus,” he remarked at
length, “I can, sir, if ’e keeps quite
still. But I won’t be answerable for the
consequences if ’e don’t.”
“No more will I.”
The Brigade-Major mopped his brow. “For
heaven’s sake get on with it.”
Thus ended the episode of Percy FitzPercy his
man-trap.
It might have happened to any one,
but only FitzPercy would have searched carefully amongst
the crockery, and having found what he was looking
for made a point of bringing it to head-quarters just
as the tin was finally removed.
To emerge into the light of two candles
and an electric torch with a bit of one ear and half
a face deficient, and realise that the man responsible
for it is offering you your uppers in three parts and
some fragments, is a situation too dreadful to contemplate.
As I said before, Percy gave up trying
after about ten seconds.
IV
A POINT OF DETAIL
“Hist!” The officer gripped
the sergeant’s arm just above the elbow, bringing
his mouth close up to his ear. “Don’t
move.” The words were hardly breathed,
so low was the tense, sudden whisper, and the two men
crouched motionless, peering into the darkness which
enveloped them.
“Where, sir?” The sergeant
slowly twisted his head till it was almost touching
that of the man beside him; and he too, whose normal
voice resembled a human fog horn, scarcely did more
than frame the words with his lips.
“Behind that mound of chalk.
Several of them.” The sergeant’s
eyes followed the line of the outstretched hand until
they picked up the dark menacing lump in the ground
twenty feet away. Sombre, grim, apparently lifeless,
outlined against the night sky it appeared
almost monstrous in size to the men who lay on the
edge of a shell hole, with every nerve alert.
A bullet spat over them viciously, but they did not
alter their position they knew they were
not the target; and from their own lines came the
sudden clang of a shovel. All around them the
night was full of vague, indefinable noises; instinctively
a man, brought suddenly into such a place and ignorant
of his whereabouts, would have known that there were
men all around him: men whom he could not see,
men who flitted through the shadows bent on mysterious
tasks, men who moved silently, with eyes strained
to pierce the darkness. Behind the German lines
a trench tramway was in use; the metallic rumble of
the trolleys on the iron rails came continuously from
the distance. And suddenly from close at hand
a man laughed. . . .
“Do you see them?” Once
again the officer was whispering, while he still grasped,
almost unconsciously, the sergeant’s arm.
“There there! Look!”
Two or three shadowy blobs seemed
to move uncertainly above the edge of the chalk mound
and then disappear again; and a moment afterwards,
from almost on top of them, came a hoarse guttural
whisper. The officer’s grip tightened
convulsively; the night of a sudden seemed alive with
men close to them pressing around them.
Almost involuntarily he got up and moved back a few
steps, still peering, straining to see in the inky
blackness. Something loomed up and bumped into
him, only to recoil with a muttered oath; and even
as he realised it was a German he heard his sergeant’s
low voice from a few feet away. “Where
are you, sir? Where are you?” The next
moment he was back at his side.
“Get back your own way,”
he whispered; “we’ve bumped a big patrol.
Don’t fire.” And as he spoke, with
a slight hiss a flare shot up into the night.
Now had it not been for that one untimely
flare this story would never have been written.
Indecent curiosity in other wanderers’ doings
in No Man’s Land is an unprofitable amusement;
while the sound of strafing, to say nothing of revolver
shots, is calculated to produce a tornado of fire
from all directions, administered impartially by friend
and foe alike. Wherefore it is more than likely
that but for the sudden ghostly light both the Englishmen
would have got away. As it was, John Brinton,
M.C., Lieutenant in His Majesty’s Regiment of
the Royal Loamshires, found himself crouching in a
slight dip in the ground and contemplating from a
range of four feet no less than six Huns similarly
engaged. There was the sharp crack of a revolver,
a struggle, a muffled cry; then silence. Half
a dozen more flares went up from each line; everywhere
sentries peered earnestly towards the sound of the
shot; a few desultory rifles cracked, and then the
night resumed its whispering mystery. But at
the bottom of the dip five Huns lay on the top of
a stunned English officer; while the sixth lay still
and twisted, with a revolver bullet in his brain.
Twenty minutes afterwards the sergeant,
crawling warily on his belly, approached a saphead
and after a brief word or two dropped in.
“’Ave you seen Mr. Brinton,
sir,” he asked anxiously of an officer whom
he found in the sap, pessimistically smoking a cigarette saps
are pessimistic places.
“No.” The officer
looked up quickly. “He was out with you,
wasn’t he, Sergeant Dawson?”
“Yes, sir on patrol.
We’d just a-got to that there chalk ’ummock,
when we ran into some of ’em. ‘E
said to me ’Get back,’ ’e
said, ‘your own way,’ and then they put
up a flare. I couldn’t see ’im as
I was lying doggo in a ’olé, but I ’eard
a revolver shot about ten yards away. I looked
round when the flare was out, but couldn’t see
him, nor ’ear him. So I thought ’e
might ’ave got back.”
“Pass the word along for Mr.
Brinton.” The officer went out of the sap
into the fire trench. “And get a move on
with it.” He stood for a few moments,
looking thoughtful. “I hope,” he
muttered to himself, “I hope the old boy hasn’t
been scuppered.”
But the old boy had
been scuppered. A runner failed to discover him
in the trench; two strong patrols scoured the ground
around the chalk ’ummock and drew blank.
And so, in the fullness of time there appeared in
the Roll of Honour the name of Lieut. John Brinton,
of the Royal Loamshires, under the laconic heading
of Missing, believed Prisoner of War, which is the
prologue of this tale of the coalfields of France.
The part of the line in which the
Royal Loamshires found themselves at the time of the
unfortunate matter of John Brinton, M.C., was somewhere
south of La Bassee and somewhere north of Loos closer
identification is undesirable. It is not a pleasant
part of the line, though there are many worse.
The principal bugbears of one’s existence are
the tunnelling companies, who without cessation practise
their nefarious trade, thereby causing alarm and despondency
to all concerned. Doubtless they mean well, but
their habit of exploding large quantities of ammonal
at uncertain hours and places does not endear them
to the frenzied onlookers, who spend the next hour
plucking boulders from their eyes. In addition,
there is the matter of sandbags. The proximity
of a mine shaft is invariably indicated by a young
mountain of these useful and hygienic articles, which
tower and spread and expand in every direction where
they are most inconvenient. I admit that, having
placed half the interior of France in bags, the disposal
of the same on arriving in the light of day presents
difficulties. I admit that the fault lies entirely
with the harassed and long-suffering gentleman who
boasts the proud title of “spoil’s officer.”
I admit But I grow warm, in addition
to digressing unpardonably. The trouble is that
I always do grow warm, and digress at the mention of
sandbags.
In part of the Loamshires’ front
line, mining activity was great. A continuous
group of craters stretched along No Man’s Land,
separating them from the wily Hun, for half the battalion
front a group which we will call Outpost.
The name is wrong, but it will serve. To the
near lips of each crater a sap ran out from the front
line, so that merely the great yawning hole lay between
the saphead and the corresponding abode of the Germans
on the other lip. Each night these sapheads were
held by a small group of men armed with Verey lights,
bombs, bowie-knives, and other impedimenta of destruction;
while between the saps the trench was held but lightly in
some cases, not at all. The idea of concentrating
men in the front line has long been given up by both
sides.
If therefore one strolls along the
firing line a tedious amusement at all
times it is more than likely that one will
find long stretches completely deserted. The
scene is desolate; the walk is strangely eerie.
Walls of sandbags tower on each side, in some cases
two or three feet above one’s head; the clouds
go scudding by, while the shadows of a traverse dance
fantastically as a flare comes hissing down.
The Hun is thirty yards away; the silence is absolute;
the place is ghostly with the phantoms of forgotten
men. And sometimes, as one walks, strange fancies
creep into one’s brain. Relics of childish
fears, memories of the bogey man who waited round the
end of the dark passage at home, come faintly from
the past. And foolish though it be, one wonders
sometimes with a sharp, clutching pang of nervous
fear What is round the next corner?
Nothing of course not.
What should there be? The night is quiet; the
trench is English. The next party is forty yards
farther on; the voices of the last still come softly
through the air. And yet and yet !
But I digress again.
Now not one of the least of all the
crimes of those responsible for the disposal of the
underworld of France, when it comes to the surface
in sandbags, is the following. (Lest any one may
think that I am writing a text-book, I would crave
patience.) Be it known, then, that to keep out a
bullet some four feet of earth are necessary.
Less than that and the bullet will come through and
impinge with great violence on the warrior behind.
This fact is well known to all whose path in life
leads them to the trenches; but for all that Tommy
is a feckless lad. In some ways he bears a marked
resemblance to that sagacious bird, the ostrich; and
because of that resemblance, I have remarked on this
question of disposing sandbags in terms of pain and
grief. The easiest thing to do with a sandbag
in a trench, if you don’t want it, is to chuck
it out. Human nature being what it is, the distance
chucked is reduced to a minimum in other
words, it is placed on the edge of the parapet.
More follow and they are placed beside
it on the edge of the parapet; which causes the inside
edge of the parapet to increase in height, but not
in thickness. In other words, after a while the
top two or three layers of bags, though looking perfectly
safe from the inside, are not bullet proof.
Which Tommy knows but . . . well, I have
mentioned the ostrich.
Now this state of affairs existed
in one or two places behind Outpost craters.
There were spots where the top of the parapet was
not of sufficient thickness to keep out a rifle bullet.
And it was just by one of these spots that the Company
Commander, going round one night, suddenly stumbled
on something that lay sprawling at the bottom of the
trench an unmistakable something.
It lay half on the fire step and half off, midway
between two saps, and the head sagged back helplessly.
He switched on his torch, and having looked at the
huddled form, cursed softly under his breath.
For it was his senior subaltern, and a bullet had
entered his head from behind just above the neck.
It had come out at his forehead, and we will not
specify further.
“Stretcher bearers at once.”
He went back to the group he had just left.
“Mr. Dixon has been shot through the parapet,
farther up.”
“Killed, sir?” The N.C.O.
in charge was in Dixon’s platoon.
“Yes.” The Company
Officer was laconic. “Brains blown out.
It’s that damned parapet one sandbag
thick. What the hell’s the use of my speaking?”
He had had a trying day, and his tone
may be excused. “You sit here and you
do nothing. The whole company are a set of cursed
lazy loafers.”
Seeing that the men were getting an
average of six hours’ sleep the remark was hardly
fair, but, as I said, the day had been a trying one
and this had been the last straw. He strode back
again to the dead subaltern, muttering angrily.
“Poor old man,” he whispered
gently, lifting the legs on to the fire step and bending
over the still form. “Poor old man; you’ve
solved the Big Mystery by now, anyway.”
The light of his torch fell on the dead man’s
face, and he shuddered slightly: a bullet can
do a lot of damage. Then he climbed on the fire
step and looked over the parapet. It was a place
where the spoils party had been particularly busy;
and though the Company Officer was full six foot,
he could only just see over the top; as a fire step
it was useless to any one but a giant from a freak
show.
“Hullo! what’s happened?”
A voice behind him made him turn round.
“That you, Dick? Poor
little Jerry Dixon been shot through the parapet that’s
what’s happened.” He got down and
stood at the bottom of the trench beside the second-in-command.
“The three top layers there are only one bag
thick.” Once again his language became
heated.
“Steady, old man,” Dick
Staunton puffed steadily at his pipe, and looked at
the body lying beside them. “Were you with
him when he was hit?”
“No. Came round visiting
the sentries and found him lying there dead.”
“Oh!” He switched on
his torch and continued smoking in silence. Suddenly
he bent forward and peered closely at the shattered
head. “Give me a hand for a minute.
I want to turn the boy over.”
Faintly surprised, he did as he was bid.
In silence they turned the body over,
and again there was silence while Staunton carefully
examined the spot where the bullet had entered.
“Strange,” he muttered
to himself after a few moments, “very strange.
Tell me, Joe” his voice was normal
again “exactly how did you find him?
What position was he in?”
“He was half sitting on the
fire step; with his head in the corner and his legs
sprawling in the bottom of the trench.”
“Sitting? Then his face was towards you.”
“Why, yes. Is there anything
peculiar in the fact? He’d probably just
been having a look over the top, and as he turned away
to get down he was hit through the sandbags in the
back of the neck. His head was a bit forward
as he was getting down, so the bullet passed through
his head and out of his forehead.”
In silence they turned the boy over
again and covered his face with a pocket-handkerchief.
“You’re too much of a
blooming detective, you know, old man. Much
police work has made thee mad,” laughed the Company
Commander. “What else can have happened?”
“I’m no detective, Joe.”
The other man smiled slightly. “But there
are one or two small points of detail which strike
me, though I can make nothing out of them, I admit.
First his height. He’s six
inches shorter than you, and yet you could barely
see over the top. Therefore, what was he doing
trying to look over the parapet here of all places?
Secondly, the way he fell. A man killed instantaneously,
and shot through the back of his head, would in all
probability pitch forward on his face. You say
his face was towards you, and that he was sitting
in the corner of the traverse.” He paused
to fill his pipe.
“Go on,” said the Company
Commander curiously. “You interest me.”
“The third point is one on which
I admit that I am doubtful. The bullet wound
is clean. Now I am inclined to think though
I don’t know that a bullet passing
through a chalk bag would become jagged, and would
not be travelling straight when it continued its flight.
However, I don’t attach much importance to that.
And the fourth and last point is almost too trifling
to mention. Do you notice anything peculiar
about his uniform?”
The listener flashed his torch over
the dead officer, “No,” he said at length.
“I can’t say that I do. Except that
one of his regimental badges is missing. I suppose
you don’t mean that, do you?” The Company
Officer laughed irritably.
“I do,” returned the other
quietly. “It’s a point of detail,
even if a little one.” He looked thoughtfully
at the man in front of him. “Do I strike
you as a callous sort of devil, old man?”
“You seem to be treating the
boy rather on the line of a specimen for improving
your deductive powers.”
“Perhaps you’re right.”
Staunton turned away. “But I didn’t
mean it that way quite. Sorry, Joe;
the boy was a pal of yours?”
“He was.”
“God rest his soul!”
The second-in-command spoke low. Then, with a
final salute to the youngster whose soul had gone to
the haven of fighting men, he turned away and vanished
into the night.
The next day the Company Commander
came round to Battalion Head-quarters.
“My two best subalterns,”
grunted the Colonel in disgust, “within two
days. Very annoying. Good boys toppers
both of them. You’d go quite a way, Dick,
before you bettered Brinton and Dixon.”
“You would,” affirmed
the second-in-command. “Quite a way.”
“And with all your theorising
last night, old man,” remarked the Captain slyly,
“we both forgot the obvious solution. He
got on the fire step, found he couldn’t see
over so he clambered up on top. Then,
when he was getting down, he was hit, and slithered
into the position I found him in.”
Staunton regarded the speaker through
a haze of tobacco smoke. “I wonder,”
he murmured at length. “I wonder.”
He did not state that during the morning
he had made a point of interrogating Jerry Dixon’s
servant. And that worthy an old and
trusted soldier had very positively denied
that either of the Pelicans Rampant, which formed
the regimental badge, had been missing from his master’s
coat the previous evening.
“Now Mr. Brinton’s coat,
sir,” he remarked thoughtfully, “that did
’ave a badge off, that did. But ’is
servant!” He snorted, and dismissed the subject
scornfully.
As I say, the Major did not mention
this fact. After all, it was such a very small
point of detail.
To the frivolous-minded, Dick Staunton
was at times the cause of a certain amount of amusement.
Originally in the Army, he had left it when a junior
captain, and had settled down to the normal life of
a country gentleman. By nature of a silent disposition,
he abominated social functions of all sorts.
He hunted, he fished, and he shot, and spent the
rest of his time studying the habits of the wild.
And as always happens to a man who lives much with
nature, his mind gradually got skilled in the noticing
of little things. Small signs, invisible to
the casual observer, he noticed automatically; and
without being in any sense a Sherlock Holmes, he had
acquired the habit of putting two and two together
in a manner that was, at times, disconcertingly correct.
“Points of detail,” he
remarked one evening in the dug-out after dinner,
“are very easy to see if you have eyes to see
them with. One is nothing; two are a coincidence;
three are a moral certainty. A really trained
man can see a molehill; I can see a mountain; most
of you fellows couldn’t see the Himalayas.”
With which sage remark he thoughtfully lit his pipe
and relapsed into silence. And silence being
his usual characteristic he came into the Battalion
Head-quarters dug-out one evening and dropped quietly
into a seat, almost unnoticed by the somewhat noisy
group around the table.
“Afternoon, Dickie.”
The Sapper officer looked up and saw him. “D’you
hear we’re pinching your last recruit?
Jesson this is Major Staunton.”
He turned to a second lieutenant in the Royal Loamshires
beside him as he made the introduction.
“How d’you do, sir.”
Jesson got up and saluted. “I’ve
only just got over from England; and now apparently
they’re attaching me to the R.E., as I’m
a miner.”
He sat down again, and once more turned
his attention to that excellent French illustrated
weekly without which no officers’ mess in France
is complete. Lest I be run in for libel, I will
refrain from further information as to its title and
general effect on officers concerned.
For a few moments Staunton sat watching
the group and listening with some amusement to the
criticisms on those lovely members of the fair sex
so ably portrayed in its pages, and then his attention
centred on the revolver he was cleaning. Jesson,
a good-looking, clean-cut man of about twenty-nine
or thirty was holding forth on an experience he had
had in Alaska, which concerned a woman, a team of dogs,
and a gentleman known as One-eyed Pete, and as he
spoke Staunton watched him idly. It struck him
that he seemed a promising type, and that it was a
pity the Tunnellers were getting him.
“Haven’t you got enough
disturbers of the peace already,” he remarked
to the Tunnelling officer, “without snatching
our ewe lamb?”
“We are at full strength as
a matter of fact, Major,” answered an officer
covered with chalk; “but they do some funny things
in the palaces of the great. We often get odd
birds blowing in. I’ve been initiating
him all this morning into the joys of Outpost.”
“And how is jolly old Blighty?”
remarked the Adjutant. “Thank Heaven!
leave approaches.”
“About the same.”
Jesson helped himself to a whisky-and-soda.
“Darker than ever, and taxis an impossibility.
Still I dare say I shall be glad enough to go back
when my first leave comes due,” he added with
a laugh.
“Is this your first time out?” asked Staunton.
“Yes.” Jesson unbuttoned
his burberry and took out his cigarette case.
Outside the dusk was falling, and he bent forward to
get a light from the candle flickering on the table
in front of him. “The very first time.
I’ve been on Government work up to now.”
It was at that moment that a very
close observer might have noticed that Dick Staunton’s
pipe ceased to draw with monotonous regularity:
he might even have heard a quick intake of breath.
But he would have had to be a very close one very
close indeed; for the next instant he was again speaking
and his voice was normal.
“I suppose you’ve been
at the depot,” he hazarded. “Who
are there now?”
“Oh, the usual old crowd,”
answered Jesson “I don’t expect you know
many of them though, do you, Major? Ginger Stretton
in the 14th Battalion do you know him by
any chance?”
“No, I don’t think I do.”
His face was in the shadow, but had it been visible
a slightly puzzled frown might have been seen on his
forehead. “I suppose they still make all
you fellows on joining go to the regimental tailor,
don’t they?”
Jesson looked a trifle surprised at
the question. “I don’t think they
are as particular as they were,” he returned
after a moment. “Personally I went to Jones
& Jones.” He casually buttoned up his
mackintosh and turned to the Tunneller. “If
you’re ready I think we might be going.
I want to see about my kit.” He got up
as he spoke and turned towards the entrance, while
at the same moment the Sapper rose too. “I’d
like to drop in again, sir, sometimes if I may.”
He spoke to the shadow where Staunton had been sitting.
“Do.” Jesson gave
a violent start, for the voice came from just behind
his shoulder. Like the hunter he was, Dick Staunton
had moved without a sound, and now stood directly
between Jesson and the door. “But don’t
go yet. I want to tell you a story that may amuse
you. Have some tea.”
“Er won’t it
keep till some other time, Major? I’m rather
anxious to see about my kit.”
“Let the kit keep. Sit down and have some
tea.”
“What the devil has come over
you, Dickie?” The Adjutant was looking frankly
amazed. “You aren’t generally so
loquacious.”
“That’s why to-night my
little whim must be humoured,” answered Staunton
with a slight smile. “Sit down, please,
Jesson. It’s quite an amusing little yarn,
and I would like your opinion on it.”
“No hope for you, old boy.
Dickie has turned into a social success.”
The Adjutant laughed and lit a cigarette, and once
again became immersed in his paper.
To the casual observer the scene was
a very normal one. Four men in a dug-out, yarning
and reading; while outside the occasional whine of
a shell, the dirty deeds of a Stokes gun, the noises
of the trenches filled the air. Nothing unusual,
nothing out of the way except something,
an indefinable something. As the Sapper said
afterwards there must have been something tangible
in the atmosphere else why did his pulses
quicken. He glanced at the Adjutant sitting
opposite him engrossed in his book; he looked at Staunton
across the table Staunton, with a slight
smile on his lips and his eyes fixed on
Jesson. He looked at Jesson beside him Jesson,
whom he had met that morning for the first time.
And all he noticed about Jesson was that his left
knee twitched ceaselessly. . . .
He ran over in his mind the day’s
work. He had met him at about eleven that morning,
wandering along the support line with an officer in
the Loamshires whom he knew well, who had hailed him
and introduced Jesson.
“A recruit a new
recruit,” he had said, “for your atrocious
trade. He’s just left old pimple-faced
Charlie, who was writing returns in triplicate as
usual.”
Now pimple-faced Charlie was his own
Major, who habitually did write returns in triplicate;
wherefore, after a few remarks of a casual nature
in which he elicited the fact that Jesson was a mining
engineer and had suddenly been ordered while waiting
at the base to join the 940th Tunnelling Company,
he took him in tow and showed him round the mine galleries.
Mining work was very active in the
sector. Four or five small mines and one big
one were going up in the near future, so the tour of
inspection had been a long one. That his companion
was not new to the game was obvious from the outset;
and his pertinent inquiries anent cross-cuts, listening
galleries, and the whole of the work in hand had shown
that he was keen as well. Altogether a promising
recruit, he had mused: quite a find keen
and able, two qualities which unfortunately do not
go hand in hand quite as often as one would like.
And now Staunton and this find of his were facing
one another in silence across the plank table of the
dug-out; Jesson, with an expression of polite indifference
as befitted a subaltern compelled to listen to a senior
officer’s story which he didn’t want to
hear; Staunton, with an enigmatic smile. Then
of a sudden Staunton spoke.
“Have you ever studied the question
of the importance of matters of detail, Jesson?”
he remarked quietly to the impassive figure facing
him across the table.
“I can’t say that I have,
sir,” answered the other, politely stifling a
yawn.
“You should. A most interesting
study. My story concerns points of detail.
The imperative thing is to be able to sort out the
vital points from all the others; then piece them
together, and arrive at the right answer.”
“It must be very easy to be
led astray, I should imagine; and arrive at the er wrong
one.” Jesson concealed a smile, and waited
for the Major to continue.
“Yes and no. It’s
all a matter of practice.” Staunton’s
imperturbable voice was as quiet as ever. “And
anyway, it’s only in peace time that it matters
very much whether one is right or wrong. Nowadays!
Well a la guerre comme a la guerre.”
He smiled gently. “But my story.
I want you, as an impartial observer, just arrived,
with an unbiassed mind, to tell me if you think my
joining up of two or three points of detail is a sound
one. Both these officers know the points of
detail, so your opinion will be more valuable than
theirs.
“A few nights ago our battalion
had one of those unfortunate little contretemps that
so often happen in war. A subaltern of ours,
John Brinton by name, went out on patrol, and never
returned. An exhaustive search in No Man’s
Land failed to discover his body; so we were reluctantly
compelled to conclude that he was in German hands;
whether alive or dead we don’t know. There
we have the first fact in my case. Now for the
second.
“Two nights after that another
of our subalterns was killed in a way which struck
me as peculiar. I will not weary you with all
the various little points that led me to believe that
the bullet which killed him did not come from the
trenches opposite; I will merely say that his position,
his height, and the depth of the trench were the most
obvious. And granted that my conclusions were
correct, strange as it might appear at first sight,
his death must have been caused at close quarters,
possibly in the trench itself.”
“Good Lord!” muttered
the Adjutant, who was now listening with interest.
“What do you mean?”
“Two facts, you see,”
went on Staunton quietly. “And they would
have remained unconnected in my mind Brinton’s
capture and Dixon’s death but for
a small point of detail. Dixon’s jacket
was without the left regimental badge when his body
was found. His servant knows he had them both
earlier in the day. On the contrary, Brinton
had lost his left regimental badge for some time.
Am I interesting you?”
“Profoundly, thank you, sir.”
The man opposite smiled amiably.
“I’m glad of that; it’s
an interesting problem. You see the significance
of that small point about the badge, the way in which
it connects very intimately Brinton’s capture
and Dixon’s death. So intimately, in fact,
does it connect them, that one is almost tempted to
assume that the man who killed Dixon was the man in
possession of Brinton’s uniform. Are you
with me so far?”
“The evidence seems a trifle slight,”
remarked Jesson.
“Quite true; the evidence is
very slight. But then, it often is. Everything
up to date turns on the question of the badge.
Let me reconstruct a possible only possible,
mark you story, based on the supposition
that my badge theory is correct. A German who
speaks English perfectly is given a nice warm uniform
taken from a captured British officer. Then
he is told to go over to the British lines and see
what he can find out. He comes one night; perfectly
easy; no trouble; until walking along the front line
he meets another officer alone: an
officer of the same regiment as that whose uniform
he is wearing. Unavoidable; in fact, less likely
to raise suspicion with the frequent changes that
occur if he goes to the same regiment than if he went
to another. But something happens: either
the other officer’s suspicions are aroused,
or the German does not wish to be recognised again
by him. The trench is quiet; an occasional rifle
is going off, so he does the bold thing. He
shoots him from point-blank range probably
with a Colt. As he stands there with the dead
officer in front of him, waiting, listening hard,
wondering if he has been heard, he sees the two badges
on the officer’s coat. So, being a cool
hand, he takes off the left one, puts it on his own
coat, and disappears for a time. Quite easy;
especially when the trenches are old German ones.”
“Really, Major, you seem to
have made a speciality of detective fiction.
As you said, I suppose your theory is possible.”
Jesson spoke casually, but his eyes
for the first time left the face of the man opposite
him and roved towards the door. For the first
time a sudden ghastly suspicion of the truth entered
the Sapper’s brain; and even as it did so he
noticed that Staunton’s revolver the
cleansing finished pointed steadily at
Jesson’s chest.
“I am glad you think it possible.
To render it probable we must go a bit farther.
The essence of all detective stories is the final
clue that catches the criminal, isn’t it?”
The revolver moved an inch or two farther into prominence.
“Good Lord, Dickie? Is
that gun of yours loaded?” cried the Adjutant
in alarm. For the first time he also seemed to
become aware that something unusual was happening,
and he suddenly stood up. “What the devil
is it, Major? What have you got that gun on him
for?”
“For fun, dear boy, for fun.
It’s part of the atmosphere. We’ve
got to the point haven’t we, where in
my story, of course the German dressed
in Brinton’s uniform comes into the English lines.
Now what sort of a man would they send in this part
of the line, where mining activity is great?
I continue the theory, you see; that’s all.”
He looked at Jesson, who made no reply;
though without cessation he moistened his lips with
his tongue.
“A miner.” The Adjutant’s
voice cut in. “Go on, for God’s sake.”
“Precisely a miner.
The second point of detail; and two points of detail
are a strange coincidence nothing more.
Only there is a third.”
“And three are a moral certainty,
as you’ve often said.” The Adjutant
once again bent across the table and spoke softly.
“Are you fooling, Dickie are you
fooling? If so, the joke has gone far enough.”
But the Sapper’s eyes were fixed
on a leg that twitched, and they wandered now and
then to a neck where even in the dim light
of a candle he could see a pulse throbbing throbbing.
“It’s not a joke,”
he said, and his mouth was dry. “What is
the third point of detail, Dickie?”
“Yes, what is the third point
of detail, sir?” Jesson’s voice was steady
as a rock. “I am very interested in your
problem.” He raised his hands from the
table and stretched them in front of him. Not
a finger quivered, and with a sublime insolence he
examined his nails.
To the Sapper there occurred suddenly
those lines of Kipling,
“For there is neither East nor West,
border nor breed nor birth,
When two strong men come face to face
though they come from
the ends of the
earth.”
He knew now; he realised the
man beside him was a German; he knew that the sentence
of death was very near. What the clue was that
had given the man away he hardly thought about in
fact, he hardly cared. All he knew was that death
was waiting for the man beside him, and that his hands
were steady as a rock.
Quietly Staunton leant forward and
undid Jesson’s mackintosh. Then he sat
back and with his finger he pointed at a spot above
his left breast-pocket. “You have never
been out to the front, you say; your coat is a new
one by Jones & Jones; and yet until recently you
have been wearing the ribbon of a medal. What
medal, Jesson, what medal? It shows up, that
clean patch in the light. John Brinton went to
Jones & Jones; and John Brinton had a Military Cross.”
For a full minute the two men looked
into one another’s eyes deep down,
and read the things that are written underneath, be
a man English or German. Then suddenly Jesson
smiled slightly and spoke.
“You are a clever man, Major
Staunton. When will the rifle practice take
place?”
Thus it ended, the play of which John
Brinton’s disappearance formed the prologue.
But before the curtain rang down on the epilogue the
German told them one or two little things: that
John Brinton was alive and well; that the existence
of Ginger Stretton, to whom he had alluded so glibly,
had only become known to him from a letter in Brinton’s
coat; that the peculiarities of pimple-faced Charlie
had been forced on him by his guide before they met
the Sapper.
“In fact,” as the Adjutant
remarked, “the fellow was almost too good a
sportsman to ” But that’s
the epilogue.
A file of men; a watery sun just starting
its day’s work; a raw, chilly morning.
In front a man: a man with a white
disc of paper pinned over the heart.
A word of command; a pushing forward
of safety catches; a volley; a finish.
V
MY LADY OF THE JASMINE
The Kid staggered wearily along the
road through the blinding rain. Dodging between
the endless streams of traffic, which moved slowly
in both directions, now stopping for ten minutes,
now jolting forward again for a couple of hundred
yards, he walked on towards where he thought his battalion
was. The last Staff officer he had seen had told
him that, as far as he knew, they had pulled out to
rest in some dug-outs about four miles farther on dug-outs
which had only recently been taken from the Germans.
To start with he had got on to a lorry, but when
darkness fell, and the total progression had been one
mile, he decided to walk and save time. Occasionally
the lights of a car shone in his face, as its infuriated
occupant broke every rule of the Somme roads by double
banking; that is, trying to pass the vehicles in front.
But at last the traffic wore thinner as the road approached
the front line, and an hour and a half after he had
left the lorry, it stopped altogether, save for pack-mules
and squelching men. The rain still sogged down,
and ye gods! the Kid was tired. Away
into the night there stretched a path of slippery
duck-boards, threading its way between shell holes
half filled with water. Men loomed up out of
the darkness and went past him, slipping and sliding,
cursing below their breath. A shower of sparks
shot up into the air from a dug-out on his right,
and a great lobbing flare away in the distance lit
up the scene for a second or two with a ghostly radiance.
It showed the Kid the only other near occupant of
the reclaimed territory at the moment: a mule,
whose four hoofs stuck stiffly out of a shell hole pointing
at him, motionless. With a shudder he moved
on along the duck-walk. After all he was but
a kid, and he was almighty tired.
For three days he seemed to have been
on the run without closing his eyes. First the
battalion had gone over the top; then they had worked
like slaves consolidating what they’d won; afterwards
he had been sent for because of his knowledge of French
and German to go back to Divisional Head-quarters;
and then he had come back to find the battalion had
moved. And any who may have tried walking five
or six miles by night in heavy rain to an unknown
destination along some of the roads east of Albert,
will bear out that it is a wearisome performance.
When to these facts is added the further information
that the age of the boy was only eighteen, it will
be conceded that the breaking-point was not far off.
Now I have emphasised the physical
condition of the Kid, as he was known to all and sundry,
because I think it may have a bearing on the story
I am going to relate. I am no expert in “ologies”
and other things dealing with so-called spiritualistic
revelations. I might even say, in fact, that
I am profoundly sceptical of them all, though to say
so may reveal my abysmal ignorance. So be it;
my thumbs are crossed. This is not a controversial
treatise on spiritualism, and all that appertains
thereto. One thing, however, I will say in
my ignorance, of course. Until some of the great
thinkers of the world have beaten down the jungle
of facts beyond our ken, and made a track be
it never so narrow free from knaves and
charlatans, it is ill-advised for Mrs. Smith or Lady
de Smythe to believe that Signer Macaroni ne
Jones will reveal to them the secrets of
the infinite for two pounds. He may; on the other
hand, he may not. That the secrets are there,
who but a fool can doubt; it is only Signer Macaroni’s
power of disinterested revelation that causes my unworthy
scepticism.
And so let us come back to the Kid,
and the strange thing that happened in a recently
captured German dug-out on the night of which I have
been writing. It was just as he had decided rain
or no rain to lie down and sleep in the
mud and filth anywhere, anything, as long
as he could sleep that suddenly out of
the darkness ahead he heard the Adjutant’s voice,
and knew that he had found the battalion. With
almost a sob of thankfulness at the unexpected finish
to his worries, he hailed him.
“Hullo! is that you, Kid?”
The Adjutant loomed out of the darkness. “We
thought you were lost for good. Are you cooked?”
“I’m just about done in,”
answered the boy. “Where is B Company?”
“I’ll show you.
It’s the hell of a place to find even by day;
but you’ve got ‘some’ dug-out.
Beer, and tables, and beds; in fact, it’s the
first dug-out I’ve seen that in any way resembles
the descriptions one reads in the papers.”
“Well, as long as I can get
to sleep, old man, I don’t care a damn if it’s
the Ritz or a pigsty.” The Kid plucked
his foot from a mud-hole, and squelched on behind
the Adjutant.
Now much has been written about German
dug-outs their size, their comfort, the
revolving book-cases, the four-poster beds. Special
mention has frequently been made of cellars full of
rare old vintages, and of concreted buttery hatches;
of lifts to take stout officers to the ground, and
of portable derricks to sling even stouter ones into
their scented valises. In fact, such stress has
been laid upon these things by people of great knowledge,
that I understand an opinion is prevalent amongst
some earnest thinkers at home that when a high German
officer wishes to surrender he first sends up two dozen
of light beer on the lift to placate his capturers,
rapidly following himself with a corkscrew.
This may or may not be so; personally, I have had no
such gratifying experience. But then, personally,
I have generally been hard put to it to recognise
the dug-outs of reality from the dug-outs of the daily
papers. Most of them are much the same as any
ordinary, vulgar English dug-out; many are worse;
but one or two undoubtedly are very good. In
places where the nature of the ground has lent itself
to deep work, and the lines have been stagnant for
many moons, the Huns have carried out excellent work
for the suitable housing of their officers.
And it was down the entrance of one of these few and
far between abodes that the Kid ultimately staggered,
with the blessed feeling in his mind of rest at last.
Round a table in the centre sat the other officers
of B Company, discussing the remains of a very excellent
German repast. As he came in they all looked
up.
“The lost sheep,” sang
out the Captain cheerfully. “Come on, my
kidlet, draw up, and put your nose inside some beer.”
“Not a bad place, is it?”
chimed in the Doctor, puffing at a large and fat cigar
of Hun extraction. “Excellent cellar of
rare old ale, cigars of great potency real
genuine Flor de Boche a picture gallery
of er a pleasing description,
and a bed. What more can man desire?”
“Private MacPherson does not
approve, I fear me, of the pictures,” chuckled
the senior subaltern. “I heard him muttering
dark things about ‘painted Jezebels,’
and ‘yon scarlet women of Babylon.’”
“It must be very dreadful for
all concerned to go through life with a mind like
MacPherson’s.” The Doctor was examining
his cigar doubtfully. “There is an obstruction
in this. It’s either going to explode
with great force in a minute, or else I’m coming
to the motto. Hi! you blighter ”
he jumped up hurriedly to avoid the stream of beer
that shot across the table from the Kid’s overturned
glass.
“Idiot child.” The
Company Commander roused himself from his gentle doze
to contemplate the delinquent. Then he smiled.
“Man, he’s asleep; the boy’s beat
to a frazzle.”
“Aye, you’re right.
Tim, come off that bed; the Kid is fair cooked.
Wake up, infant.” The Doctor shook him
by the shoulder. “Wake up. Take off
your boots, and then get down to it on the bed.”
The Kid sat up blinking. “I’m
very sorry,” he said after a moment. “Did
I upset the beer?”
“You did all over
me,” laughed the Doctor. “Get your
boots off and turn in.”
“I’m so cursed sleepy.”
The Kid was removing his sodden puttees. “I’ve
walked, and walked, and I’m just about ”
He straightened himself in his chair, and as he did
so the words died away on his lips. With a peculiar
fixed look he stared past the Doctor into the corner
of the dug-out. “My God!” he whispered
at last, “what are you doing here?”
A sudden silence settled on the mess,
and instinctively everybody, including the Doctor,
glanced towards the corner. Then the Doctor
turned once more to the boy, and his glance was the
glance of his profession.
“What’s the matter, Kid?”
His tone was abrupt, even to curtness. “Did
you think you saw something?”
“I thought I thought ”
The boy passed his hand over his forehead. “I’m
sorry I must have been dreaming. It’s
gone now. I suppose I’m tired.”
But his eyes still searched the dug-out fearfully.
“What did you think you saw?” asked the
Doctor shortly.
“I thought I saw ”
Once again he stopped; then he laughed a little shakily.
“Oh! it doesn’t matter what I thought
I saw. Damn it! I’m tired; let me
turn in.”
The Doctor’s eye met the Company
Commander’s over the table, and he shrugged
his shoulders slightly. “Dead beat.”
His lips framed the words, and he returned to the
contemplation of his cigar, which was not doing all
that a well-trained cigar should.
The Kid stood up and glanced round
the mess at his brother officers a little shamefacedly;
only to find them engrossed a trifle ostentatiously in
their own business. “I’m sorry, you
fellows,” he blurted out suddenly. “Forgive
me being such a fool; I suppose I’m a bit tired.”
The Doctor took him firmly by the
arm, and led him towards the bed. “Look
here, old soul,” he remarked, “if you wish
to avoid the wrath of my displeasure, you will cease
talking and go to bed. Every one knows what
it is to be weary; and there’s only one cure sleep.”
The Kid laughed and threw himself
on the bed. “Jove!” he muttered
sleepily; “then it’s a pleasant medicine,
Doctor dear.” He pulled a blanket over
his shoulders; his head touched the pillow; his eyes
closed; and before the Doctor had resumed his seat
the Kid was asleep.
It seemed only a minute afterwards
that he was awake again, staring into the dim-lit
dug-out with every sense alert. He was conscious
first of a faint elusive scent a scent which
was new to him. His mind wandered to the scents
he knew Chaminade, Mystérieuse, Trèfle
Incarnat but this was different. Delicate,
sensuous, with the slightest suggestion of jasmine
about it, it seemed to permeate every part of him.
Vaguely expectant, he waited for something that he
knew must happen. What it would be, he had no
idea; he felt like a man waiting for the curtain to
rise on a first night, when the music of the overture
is dying away to a finish. He experienced no
fear: merely an overwhelming curiosity to witness
the drama, and to confirm his certainty about the
owner of the scent. In his mind there was no
doubt as to who she was. It was the girl he
had seen in the corner as he was taking off his puttees:
the girl who had looked at him with eyes that held
the sadness of the world and its despair in them; the
girl who had vanished so quickly. Her disappearance
did not strike him as peculiar; she would explain
when she came. And so the Kid waited for the
drop-scene to lift.
It struck him as he glanced round
the dug-out that the furniture had been moved.
The table seemed nearer the wall; the chairs were
differently arranged. Instead of the remnants
of a finished meal, papers arranged in neat piles
met his eye. The place looked more like an office
than a mess. Suddenly he stiffened into attention;
steps were coming down the entrance to the dug-out.
A man came in, and with a gasp the Kid recognised
a German soldier. He strove to shout to
warn his brother officers who he knew were peacefully
sleeping in valises on the floor; but no sound came.
His tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth; he could
only watch, rigid and motionless.
The German moved to the hanging lamp,
and turned it up till a bright light flooded the dug-out.
“Now,” the Kid’s
brain was racing, “he must see them. My
God! they must have got back during the night.”
But no. The German servant moved
towards the cupboard which contained the food, brushing
so close to the bed that the Kid could have touched
him with ease as he passed. Very cautiously he
raised his head as he saw the man, his back turned,
fumbling on the shelves, and looked round the room.
Then with the icy hand of terror clutching at his
heart he lay back again. The room was empty;
his brother officers had gone murdered
probably and with him it could only be a
question of moments before he too was discovered.
For an instant he had a wild idea
of hurling himself upon the German: of taking
him unawares of trying to escape.
Then the soldier turned: the opportunity had
passed, and once again the silent spectator on the
bed lay rigid. The servant, stolid and unemotional,
moved heavily about the dug-out, laying the table
for a meal. Once it seemed to the Kid that he
looked straight at him; he could have sworn that he
must have been seen; and yet apparently
not. The man gave no sign, and it occurred to
the Kid that perhaps he was lying in the shadow.
Stealthily he wormed himself even nearer the wall:
impelled by the instinct of self-preservation that
would put off to the last possible moment the inevitable
discovery. And hardly had he edged himself in
against the wall, when with a sinking heart he heard
voices outside: voices which spoke in German.
With only the servant to tackle, somehow he had not
felt so hopeless; now he knew the end had come.
Two officers entered, wiping the perspiration
from their foreheads. One from his badges of
rank he recognised as a Colonel the other
was a Lieutenant; and the discussion was as
far as their difference of rank allowed obviously
of an acrimonious nature. The Kid listened intently;
thanking Heaven, not for the first time in his life,
that some one with a grain of common sense had had
him taught French and German by a method other than
the Public School one. The predilection of his
aunt’s gardener for pens, ink, and paper would
not have helped him much in that conversation.
“Beer, you fool,” grunted
the Colonel to the stolid servant. “Then,
go.”
Impatiently he waited till the orderly’s
footsteps died away, and then he turned savagely on
the other officer.
“I tell you, Lieutenant Rutter,
we must know,” he snarled. “A
girl what is a girl, when big issues are
at stake? There are many more girls, Lieutenant
Rutter; many more girls. Be very careful lest
not only does this one die, but you also meet with
an accident. Dead men cannot make love to those
other girls.” He banged his fist on the
table and glared at the Lieutenant, who was staring
moodily in front of him.
“I know that, Excellency,”
he returned after a moment. “But there
is a proverb about bringing a horse to the water and
not being able to make him drink.”
“Bah! There are methods,
my friend, of drowning the brute with water, if it
won’t drink willingly. And those methods
will have to be adopted in this case.”
“They are doubtless effective
in killing the horse; but they will not lead us very
much farther in our inquiries.”
“Which is the reason why I have
allowed you so much rope. I know as well as
you do that willing information is worth ten times
as much as when it is forced. You have made
love to the girl, you have been playing the fool for
six weeks with her, and we are no nearer than when
we started.” He sneered openly. “Since
when have we become so dilatory, my friend?
You seem to have lost your form with the fair sex.”
The Lieutenant flushed, and his fist
clenched. “Don’t mention those others.
I love this girl.”
“No doubt thinking of marriage?”
The sneer was even more in evidence.
“Yes, Excellency, I am thinking
of marriage.” His voice was ominously
quiet.
“I am afraid, Lieutenant Rutter,
it will remain in the beautiful and nebulous realms
of thought, unless ” He paused
and drained his beer ostentatiously, though all the
while his eyes never left his companion’s face.
“Unless,” repeated the
Lieutenant drearily, “she agrees to do some
charming and honourable spying work for us on the other
side of the lines.”
“You speak very strangely, Lieutenant
Rutter.” The little pig eyes of the senior
officer glinted menacingly. “Have a care.”
“Pardon, Excellency. For
the moment I forgot.” With a weary gesture
he got up. “I will ask her this morning.”
He looked at his watch. “She should be
here very soon.”
“Then I will await the result
of your interview through here.” The Colonel
moved to a door half concealed by a curtain.
“You shall have your turtle dove, Rutter, in
peace and quiet.” He chuckled harshly.
“You know what we want?”
“By heart, Excellency.”
“And you remember that her brother
the Comte is not really dead. For our purposes
he is a prisoner.”
“I am not likely to forget;
but I warn you, Excellency, I have but little hope
of succeeding.”
The Colonel’s jaw shut like
a vice. “Then God help you both, my friend;
God help you both.” His voice was soft,
but horribly menacing; and as the curtain dropped
behind him, the Kid, who had been listening spellbound,
understood for the first time the type of man who
represented Prussian militarism.
Instinctively his heart warmed towards
the Lieutenant, who with a weary gesture of despair
was resting his head on his arms. He was young,
clean cut, almost an Englishman to look at, save for
his close-cropped bristling hair; and, moreover, he
was up against it. All the Kid’s sporting
instincts rose within him. Boche or no Boche
this was not the type of swine who launched gas and
liquid fire on a horror-struck world. Forgetful
of everything he was on the point of going over to
him and telling him to stick it out, when his eyes
rested on the entrance. And there was the girl:
the girl he had seen in the corner, the girl of the
jasmine scent. For a while she stood watching
the bowed figure at the table, and then she tip-toed
across to him and laid her hand on his head.
With a quick start he looked up, and
into his face there came the light of all the ages,
the light of the man for the woman he loves.
“Marie,” he whispered
hoarsely. “Marie que je t’adore.”
He caught her to him and kissed her on the lips.
Then, with a bitter groan, he pushed her away and
sat down again.
“Fritz, what is it?” she
cried in wondering tones. “You sent for
me, my dear. Why? I came; but it is not
right for me to come to you here in your
dug-out.”
“I was ordered to send for you,
my Marie.” His French was pure if guttural.
“Ordered!” An adorable
look of amazement came on her face. “And
you liked not this order, my Fritz. But why?
It is not right for me to be here, I know; but now
that I have come, it is very nice, mon ami.
Why do you look so glum?”
For a while he did not reply, but
paced the dug-out with long, uneven steps. And
the Kid, watching his lady of the jasmine, saw her
bite her lips, as a look of puzzled fear came into
her great round eyes. At last the man paused
in front of her and took her roughly by the arms,
so that she cried out.
“You love me, Marie?”
he demanded hoarsely. “You love me enough
to marry me when this accursed war is over?”
His voice sank over the last few words, and he glanced,
half fearfully, at the curtained door.
“But of course, my Fritz,”
she answered softly. “You have been good
to me, and you are different to these others.
Mon Dieu! they frighten me those harsh,
brutal men; but they have been good to me and the
little mother for your sake. It is terrible,
I suppose a French girl and a German officer;
but the little god Love, mon ami, he laughs
at the great god Mars sometimes.
Poor little me I cannot help myself.”
She laughed adorably, and the Kid laughed with her.
She seemed to him like the spirit of the Spring,
when the bluebells are flowering and the world is
young. But on the German’s face there was
no answering smile. It was set and stern, and
imprinted with a look of such utter hopelessness that
the Kid, who saw it over the girl’s shoulder,
almost cried out with the pain of it.
“Do you love me enough, Marie,”
he went on at length, “to do a big thing for
me a very big thing?”
“That depends on what it is.”
She spoke gaily, but the Kid could see her body stiffen
slightly. “I’m no good at big things.”
“Will you go to Paris for me?”
His voice was dull and jerky.
“Paris!” She gazed at
him in amazement. “But how, and why?”
“It will be easy to get you
there.” He seized on the part of her question
which postponed for a few seconds the hideous thing
he was to ask her. “We can arrange all
that quite easily. You see ”
He rambled on with the method of making plans for
the journey, until he caught her eyes, and the look
in them made his faltering words die away to a dreadful
silence.
“And why do you want me to go
to Paris, Fritz?” Her voice was hardly above
a whisper.
Twice he essayed to speak; twice he
failed to do more than falter her name. Then
with a gasping cry he took her in his arms and kissed
her passionately. “They shan’t,”
he muttered; “by God! they shan’t.”
And it was as the Kid watched the scene, with parted
lips and quickened breath, that the curtain moved
aside, and he saw the Colonel, like an evil spirit,
regarding the pair with cold malevolence.
“Delightful!” he remarked
after a few moments of cynical observation; “delightful!
Lieutenant Rutter, you are to be congratulated.
Mademoiselle you are charming; all that
my young friend has said, and more.”
He moved forward and stood by the
table, while Marie her face as white as
death clung to her lover. “Who
is he, Fritz, this ugly old man?” she whispered
terrified.
“Permit me to introduce to you
. . .” Fritz forced the words from his
dry lips, only to stop at the upraised hand of the
other.
“My name, dear young lady, is
immaterial,” he remarked genially. “Just
an ugly old man, who has had no time to bask in the
sunshine of the smiles of your charming sex.”
He sat down and lit a cigar. “So you
are going to become a German’s wife! Ah,
Fritz, my boy, you’re a lucky dog! You’ll
have to guard your Marie carefully from the rest of
the garrison, when we have finally won and the war
is over.” He gave a grating laugh, and
blew out a cloud of smoke.
“What do you want of me?”
asked Marie, in a terrified whisper, looking at him
like a bird at a snake.
“A little service, my dear young
Fraeulein to be a little service to the
Fatherland. You must not forget that Germany
is now your country in spirit, if not in actual truth.
You are pledged to her just as you are pledged to
your Fritz in fact, he being an officer,
the two are one and the same thing.” He
smiled again, and waved his cigar gently in the air.
“And not only will your service benefit the
country that you have chosen as your own, but it will
benefit you, because it will bring the end of the
war, and with it your marriage, closer.”
He paused to let the words sink in,
but she still watched him fascinated.
“One thing more.”
His eyes gleamed dully through the haze of smoke as
he fixed them on her. “Unless this little
service is fulfilled, though it won’t make any
difference to the ultimate result as far as Germany
is concerned, it will make a very considerable difference
as far as you and er Fritz are
concerned.”
“What do you mean?” The girl hardly breathed
the words.
“I mean that there will be no marriage.
Painful but true.”
The Kid watched the young officer’s
arm tighten convulsively round her waist and
began to see red. Then the harsh guttural voice
continued. “Well, now, without wasting
any more time, let us come to the point. I had
proposed to let Lieutenant Rutter explain things to
you; but er from one or two
things I overheard, it struck me he might not make
them clear.” The beady eyes came slowly
round to the Lieutenant. “That is why I
interrupted.” Once again he stared at the
trembling girl. “To be brief, Mademoiselle
Marie, we anticipate an attack a big attack by
the English. We have good information that it
is coming in this neighbourhood.”
The Kid pricked up his ears; what
the devil was the man talking about? “We
have every reason to hope that Ovillers, Fricourt,
Thiepval are impregnable; at the same time in
war one never leaves things to chance.”
The Kid’s astonishment turned to stupefaction;
he himself had been in the storming of Ovillers.
“And the chance,” continued the imperturbable
voice, “in this matter is the probable action
of the French your charming compatriots er compatriots,
that were, Fraeulein. We anticipate this
offensive in about a month or six weeks; and the matter
on which we require all the confirmation we can is
whether the French, after their hideous losses at Verdun,
can play any important part in this operation of the
enemy. That is where you can help us.”
For a moment there was dead silence,
and then the girl turned her stricken face to the
man beside her. “Dear God!” she muttered,
“is this why you made love to me? To make
me a spy?”
“Marie no, on my
honour; I swear it!” Forgetful of the man sitting
at the table Fritz stretched out his hand in an agony
of supplication.
“Lieutenant Rutter.”
With a snarl the Colonel stood up. “You
forget yourself. I am speaking. A truce
to this fooling. Mademoiselle” he
turned again on the girl “we have
other things to do beside babble of love. Call
it spying if you will, but we want information, and
you can help us to get it must help
us to get it.”
“And what if I refuse?”
Superbly she confronted him; her voice had come back;
her head was thrown up.
“In the first place you will
not marry Lieutenant Rutter; and in the second place have
you heard that the Comte de St. Jean was taken prisoner
at Verdun?”
“Philippe. Oh, monsieur,
where is he?” The girl threw herself on her
knees before him. “I implore you he
is my only brother.”
“Indeed. Well, if you
ever desire to see him again you will carry out my
suggestion. Otherwise ”
he paused significantly.
“Oh, you could not! You
could not be so cruel, so vile as to harm him if he
is a prisoner. It would break my mother’s
heart.”
“Mademoiselle, there is nothing
which I would scruple to do nothing if
by so doing I advanced the glorious cause of our Fatherland.”
The man’s small eyes gleamed with the fire of
a fanatic; revolting though he was, yet was there
an element of grandeur about him. Even the Kid,
watching silently from the bed, felt conscious of
the power which seemed to spring from him as he stood
there, squat and repulsive, with the lovely French
girl kneeling at his feet. He saw her throw
her arms around his knees, and turn up her face to
his in an agony of pleading; and then of a sudden
came the tragedy.
Discipline or no discipline, a man
is a man, and Fritz Rutter had reached the breaking-point.
Perhaps it was the sight of the woman he loved kneeling
at the feet of one of the grossest sensualists in
Europe, perhaps But who knows?
“Marie,” he cried hoarsely,
“it’s not true. Philippe is dead;
they cannot hurt him now. Get up, my dear, get
up.” With folded arms he faced the other
man as the girl staggered to her feet. Heedless
of the blazing passion on the Colonel’s face,
she crept to Fritz and hid her face against his chest.
And as she stood there she heard the voice of her
tormentor, thick and twisted with hate.
“For that, Lieutenant Rutter,
I will have you disgraced. And then I will look
after your Marie. Orderly!” His voice
rose to a shout as he strode to the door.
“Good-bye, my love.”
Fritz strained her to him, and the Kid saw her kiss
him once on the lips. Then she disengaged herself
from his arms, and walked steadily to where the Colonel
still shouted up the entrance. Outside there
was the sound of many footsteps, and the girl paused
just behind the cursing maniac in the door.
“So you will look after me,
will you, monsieur?” Her voice rose clear above
the noise, and the man turned round, his malignant
face quivering. The Kid watched it fascinated,
and suddenly he saw it change. “I think
not,” went on the same clear voice; and the guttural
cry of fear rang out simultaneously with the sharp
crack of a revolver.
“My God!” Rutter stood
watching the crumpling figure as it slipped to the
ground in front of the girl; and then with a great
cry he sprang forward. And with that cry, which
seemed to ring through his brain, there came the power
of movement to the Kid. He hurled himself off
the bed towards the girl his girl his
lady of the jasmine. But he was too late.
The second shot was even truer than the first, and
as her head hit the floor she was dead.
Regardless of Rutter the Kid knelt
down beside her, and as he did so, he got it in
the face.
“What the blazes are you doing?”
roared an infuriated voice. “Damn you!
you young fool you’ve nearly killed
me.”
Stupefied the boy looked around.
The same dug-out; the same officers of B company;
the same beer bottles; but where was the lady of the
jasmine? Where was the man who lay dead in the
doorway? Where was Rutter?
He blinked foolishly, and looked round
to find the lamp still burning and his brother officers
roaring with laughter. All, that is, except
the Doctor on whose stomach he had apparently landed.
But the Kid was not to be put off
by laughter. “I tell you it happened in
this very dug-out,” he cried excitedly.
“She killed the swine in the doorway there,
and then she killed herself. This is where she
fell, Doc, just where you’re lying, and her head
hit the wall there. Look, there’s a board
there, nailed over the wall where her head
went. Don’t laugh, you fool! don’t
laugh it happened. I dreamed it.
I know that now; but it happened for all that before
the big advance. I tell you she had light golden
hair ah! look.” The Doctor had
prised off the board, and there on the wall
an ominous red stain showed dull in the candlelight.
Slowly the Doctor bent down and picked up something
with his fingers. Getting up he laid it on the
table. And when the officers of B Company had
looked at it, the laughter ceased. It was a
little wisp of light golden hair and the
end was thick and clotted.
“To-morrow, Kid, you can tell
us the yarn,” said the Doctor quietly.
“Just now you’re going to have a quarter-grain
of sleep dope and go to bed again.”
The following evening the officers
of B Company, less the Kid, who was out, sat round
the table and talked.
“What do you make of it, Doc?”
asked the Company Commander. “Do you really
think there is anything in the Kid’s yarn?
I mean, we know he dreamed it but do you
think it’s true? I suppose that tired as
he was he would be in a receptive mood for his imagination
to run riot.”
For a long while the Doctor puffed
stolidly at his pipe without answering. Then
he leaned forward and put his hand in his pocket.
“Imagination, you say.
Do you call that imagination?” He produced
the lock of hair from a matchbox. “Further,
do you call that imagination? I found it under
the pillow this morning.” On the table
beside the match-box he placed a small pocket handkerchief,
and from it there came the faint, elusive scent of
jasmine. “And last of all, do you call
that imagination? I found it in one of the books
yonder.” He placed an old envelope in
front of him, and the others crowded round. It
was addressed to Ober-Lieutenant Fritz Rutter.
VI
MORPHIA
The man stirred uneasily, and a faint
moan came from his lips. A numbness seemed to
envelop his body from the waist downwards, and in
the intervals of a stabbing pain in his head, he seemed
to hear people whispering near by. A figure
passed close to him, the figure of a girl with fair
hair, in a grey dress the figure of a girl
like Molly. A red-hot iron stabbed his brain;
his teeth clenched on his lips; he fought with all
his will, but once again he moaned; he couldn’t
help it it was involuntary. The girl
stopped and came towards him; she was speaking to
him, for he heard her voice. But what was she
saying? Why did she speak so indistinctly?
Why ah, but her hand on his forehead was
cool. It seemed to quiet those raging devils
in his head; it helped him, as Molly always helped
him. It seemed to why, surely, it
must be Molly herself, with her dear, soft touch, and
her lips ready to kiss, and the sweet smell of her
hair mounting to his brain like wine. Something
pricked his arm: something that felt like the
needle of a syringe; something that . . . But
anyway, what the deuce was she doing? Then suddenly
he recalled that pin at the back of her dress, where
he’d pricked his wrist so badly the first time
he’d kissed her.
He laughed gently at the remembrance;
and the hand on his forehead trembled. For laughter
to be a pleasant thing to hear it is essential that
the person who laughs should be in full possession
of well, it is better, at any rate, that
his head should not have been hit by a bomb, especially
if it was his lower jaw that bore the brunt.
“What are you trembling for,
Molly?” The voice was tender. “The
pain has quite gone I must have had a touch
of the sun.”
But for a question to be answered
it must be audible; and the girl whose hand was on
his forehead heard no words. Merely was there
a great and wonderful pity in her eyes, for the remnant the
torn-up remnant who had fought and suffered
for her. And the remnant, well, he was way back
in the Land of Has-been. Did I not say that the
pin was at the back of Molly’s waist?
The woods were just at their best,
with the glorious yellow and brown of early autumn,
touched with the gold of the setting sun. In
a clearing a boy was sitting on a fallen tree-trunk,
puffing furiously at a cigarette. Twice had
the smoke gone the wrong way, and once had it got
into his eyes; but when one is aged sixteen such trifles
are merely there to be overcome. The annoying
thing was that he was still engaged in absorbing the
overflowing moisture from his eyes, with a handkerchief
of doubtful cleanliness, when a girl came into the
glade and started to laugh.
“There’s no good pretending,
Billy. The smoke has got into your eyes, and
your handkerchief is dirty, and you aren’t impressing
me in the slightest.”
“Hallo, Molly! I wasn’t
expecting you so soon.” The smoker looked
a little sheepish.
“Indeed! Then if I’m not wanted,
I’ll go away again.”
“No, no, Molly don’t
do that.” The boy rose eagerly, and went
towards her. Then he stopped awkwardly, and
putting his hands in his pocket, fidgeted with his
feet.
“Well why not?”
The girl smiled provokingly. “And what
are you hopping about for? Are you going to
try to learn to dance, as I suggested?”
“I will if you will teach me,
Molly dear.” He took a step
forward eagerly and then paused again,
aghast at the audacity of that “dear.”
Something in the cool, fresh young girl standing so
easily in front of him, smiling with faint derision,
seemed to knock on the head all that carefully thought
out plan which had matured in his mind during the
silent watches of the previous night. It had
all seemed so easy then. Johnson major’s
philosophy on life in general and girls in particular
was one thing in the abstract, and quite another when
viewed in the concrete, with a real, live specimen
to practice on. And yet Johnson major was a
man of much experience and a prefect of
some standing at school.
“My dear fellows,” he
had said on one occasion when holding the floor in
his study, “I don’t want to brag, and we
do not speak about these things.” The
accent on the we had been wonderful. It
implied membership of that great body of youthful
dare-devils to whom the wiles of women present no
terrors. “But women, my dear fellows, why good
lord, there’s nothing in it when one knows the
way to manage them. They adore being kissed provided
it’s done the right way. And if you don’t
know the right way instinctively, it comes with practice,
old boy, it comes with practice.” Billy
had listened in awe, though preserving sufficient
presence of mind to agree with the speaker in words
of suitable nonchalance.
Of course, Johnson major must have
been right; but, devil take it, there seemed remarkably
little instinct available at the present moment; and
up to date in Billy’s career, practice in the
proper procedure had been conspicuous by its absence.
“I think you’re rather
dull to-day.” The girl was speaking again,
and there was more than a hint of laughter in her
voice. “What’s the matter with you?
Has that cigarette made you feel sick?”
“Certainly not. I er oh,
Molly, I ”
The desperate words trembled on his
lips trembled and died away under the laughter
in her eyes.
“Yes?” she murmured inquiringly.
“What is it, Billy?”
Oh, woman, woman! Just sixteen,
but at two you have learned the beginnings of the
book of Eve.
“I er I oh,
dash it, let’s go for a walk!” With a
gasp of relief he swung on his heel; the fatal plunge
had been put off for a little; he hadn’t made
a fool of himself yet, at any rate.
“Do you mind if I smoke?”
“Not if you don’t.”
The girl was walking demurely beside him, down the
narrow lane carpeted with its first layers of auburn
brown. “Are you sure it’s wise?
Two so close together might not be good for you.”
Two close together not
good for him! Absurd; it was nothing to what
he was accustomed to, and yet why, his head
was throbbing, throbbing as he looked at the girl
beside him? What was that distant noise like
the slow beating of a mighty drum, that seemed to quiver
and vibrate in the air till it filled his brain with
a great rush of sound, and then sobbed away into silence?
What was the matter with his right hand that it burned
and twitched so ceaselessly? Surely he hadn’t
burnt himself with the cigarette! He looked
down to see, but somehow things were indistinct.
It almost seemed as if he hadn’t got a hand;
the woods were hazy Molly seemed far away.
In her place was a man, a man with a stubby growth
on his chin, a man who bent over him and muttered
something.
“Gawd, Ginger, the poor devil
ain’t dead neither! Lift him up carefully.
There’s his right arm over there, and his back
Oh, my gawd! Poor devil!”
Thus had the battalion stretcher-bearers
found him the day before. . . .
The man became irritable.
“Go away at once! Can’t
you see I’m with a lady. Molly, dear, where
are you? What is this dirty-looking fellow doing
here at all?”
But Molly for the moment seemed aloof.
He saw her there, standing in the path in front of
him so close and yet somehow so curiously
far away.
“Molly, do you hear that noise that
strange beating in the air? I think I’m
going to be ill. Perhaps two close together are
too much.”
But no apparently not.
Suddenly everything was clear again, and there was
Molly with the autumn wind blowing the soft tendrils
of hair back from the nape of her neck; Molly, with
the skirt that betokens the half-way period between
flapperhood and coming out; Molly, with her lithe
young figure half turned from him as she watched the
sun sinking over the distant hills.
“They adore being kissed.”
The words of the wonderful Johnson major were ringing
in his brain as he watched her, and suddenly something
surged up within him. What matter rules and theories?
What matter practice? There is only one way
to kiss a girl, and rules and theories avail not one
jot. With a quick step he had her in his arms,
and, with his pulses hammering with the wonder of
it, he watched her face come round to his. He
kissed her cheek, her eyes, her mouth shyly
at first, and then with gathering confidence as a
boy should kiss a girl.
The sweetness of it, the newness of
it, the eternal joy of a woman in a man’s arms
for the first time! Surely it had never been
quite like that with any one else before. Of
course, other people kissed, but this was
different. Suddenly the girl disengaged her arms
and wound them gently round his neck. She pulled
his head towards her, and kissed him again and again,
while he felt her heart beating against his coat.
“Billy, my dear!”
Almost he missed the whispered words
coming faintly from somewhere in the neighbourhood
of his tie.
“Molly Molly, darling I
love you!”
The boy’s voice was shaky, his grip almost crushed
her.
“Do you, Billy? I’m
so glad! I want you to love me, because because ”
She looked at him shyly.
“Say it, sweetheart, say it.”
He held her at arm’s-length no longer
bashful, no longer wondering whether he dared; but
insistent, imperious, a young god for the moment.
“Because what?”
“Because I love you too, you darling!”
Once again she was in his arms, once
again did time cease, while the lengthening shadows
stole softly towards them; and a squirrel, emboldened
by their stillness, watched for a while with indulgent
eyes.
At last the girl gently turned away,
and the boy’s arms fell to his side.
“Molly, you’ve got a pin
in your waistband. Look, you’ve pricked
my wrist.”
“Billy, my dear, let me do it
up. Why didn’t you tell me, you poor old
boy?”
“I didn’t notice it, I didn’t even
feel it, you darling.”
The boy laughed gladly as she bound
his handkerchief round the wounded arm; and, bending
forward, kissed her neck, just where the hair left
it, just where but what had happened?
Where was she? She had gone, the trees had
gone, the sun had set, and it was dark, terribly dark.
Once again that mighty drum beat close
by, and voices came dimly through a haze to the man’s
brain. Some one was touching him, a finger was
probing gently over his head, a sentence came to him
as if from a vast distance.
“Good God! Poor devil!
If we have to go we must leave him. Any movement
would kill him at once.”
“I won’t have you touching
the bandage that Molly has put on!” said the
man angrily. “My wrist will be quite all
right; it’s absurd to make a fuss about a pin-prick.”
And perhaps because there are sounds
to which no man can listen unmoved, the quiet-faced
doctor drew out his hypodermic syringe. The
girl with the grey dress, her steps lagging a little
with utter physical weariness, paused at the foot
of his bed, and waited with an encouraging smile.
“Molly,” he cried eagerly,
“come and talk to me! I’ve been dreaming
about you.”
But she merely continued to smile
at him, though in her eyes there was the sadness of
a divine pity. Then once again something pricked
his arm. A great silence seemed to come down
on him like a pall, a silence that was tangible, in
which strange faces passed before him in a jumbled
procession. They seemed to swing past like fishes
drifting across the glass window of an aquarium ghostly,
mysterious, and yet very real. A man in a dirty
grey uniform, with a bloodstained bandage round his
forehead, who leered at him; Chilcote, his company
commander, who seemed to be shouting and cheering
and waving his arm; a sergeant of his platoon, with
a grim smile on his face, who held a rifle with a
fixed bayonet that dripped.
“All right, Chilcote,”
he shouted, “we’ll have the swine out in
a minute!”
But Chilcote had gone, and through
the silence came a muffled roar.
“The drum again!” he muttered
irritably. “What the devil is the good
of trying to surprise the Huns if we have the band
with us! You don’t want a band when you’re
attacking a village! A band is for marching
to, and dancing, not for fighting.” Of
course, if it was going to continue playing, they
might just as well have a dance, and be done with
it. He laughed a little. “You’ve
had too much champagne for supper, my boy,”
he soliloquised. “What do you mean by ’might
as well have a dance’? Can’t you
see that awe-inspiring gentleman in the red coat is
on the point of striking up now?” He looked
across the room, a room that seemed a trifle hazy,
and thought hard. Surely he hadn’t had
too much to drink, and yet the people were so vague
and unreal? And why the deuce did a ballroom
band have a big drum? He gave it up after a
moment, and silently watched the scene.
He remembered now quite clearly, and
with an amused laugh at his momentary forgetfulness,
he looked at his programme. The third supper
extra was just beginning, and two dances after that
he had four in succession with Molly the
fateful hour when he had determined to try his luck.
At present she was having supper with
a nasty-looking man, with long hair and an eyeglass,
who was reputed to be a rising politician, in the
running for an under-secretaryship, and was also reputed
to be in love with Molly. He looked savagely
round the room, and, having failed to discover them,
he strolled to the bar to get a drink.
“Hallo, Billy; not dancing?
She loves me; she loves me not! Cheer up, dearie!”
An inane-looking ass raised his whisky-and-soda
to his lips with a fatuous cackle.
“I wonder they don’t have
a home for people like you, Jackson,” remarked
Billy curtly. “Whisky-and-soda, please.”
He gave his order to the waiter and
lit a cigarette. He hardly heard what the irrepressible
Jackson was saying, but allowed him to babble on in
peace while his thoughts centred on Molly. How
absolutely sweet she was looking in that shimmering,
gauzy stuff that just went with her hair, and showed
off her figure to perfection! If only she said
“yes,” he’d arrange the party going
back in the cars so that he got her alone in the two-seater.
If only good lord, would the dance never
come?
He looked up, and saw her passing
into the ball-room with her supper partner; and, as
he did so, she looked half round and caught his eye.
Just a second, no more; but on her lips had trembled
the faintest suspicion of a smile a smile
that caused his heart to beat madly with hope, a smile
that said things. He sat back in his chair and
the hand that held his glass trembled a little.
“I don’t believe you’ve
been listening to me, Billy.” The egregious
Jackson emitted a plaintive wail. “I don’t
believe you’ve heard a word I said.”
“Perfectly correct in both statements,
dear boy!” Billy rose abruptly to his feet
and smacked him on the back. “One must
give up something in Lent, you know.”
“But it isn’t Lent.”
Jackson looked aggrieved. “And you’ve
made me spill my drink.”
But he spoke to the empty air and
a melancholy waiter, for Billy was back in the ballroom,
waiting. . . .
“You smiled at me, lady, a while
ago,” he said softly in her ear, as they swung
gently through the crowded room. “I thought
it was a smile that said things. Was thy servant
very presumptuous in thus reading his queen’s
glance? Confound you, sir; that’s my back!”
He glared furiously at a bull-necked
thruster in a pink coat.
“Hush, Billy!” laughed
the girl, as they lost him in the crowd. “That’s
our master!”
“I don’t care a hang who
he is, but he’s rammed one of my brace-buttons
into my spine! He’s the sort of man who
knocks you down and tramples on your face, after supper!”
For a few moments they continued in
silence, perhaps the two best dancers in the room,
and gradually she seemed to come closer to him, to
give herself up entirely to him, until, as in a dream,
they moved like one being and the music softly died
away. For a moment the man stood still, pressing
the girl close to him, and then, with a slight sigh
that was almost one of pain, he let her go.
“Are you glad I taught you to
dance?” she asked laughingly; while the room
shouted for an encore.
“Glad,” he whispered,
“glad! Ah! my lady, my lady, to dance with
you is the nearest approach to heaven that we poor
mortals may have. For all that” he
steered her swiftly through the expectant couples towards
a door covered with a curtain “I want
an answer to a question I asked you just before my
spine was broken!” He held up the curtain for
her to pass through, and piloted her to an easy-chair
hidden behind some screens in a discreetly lighted
room. “Did your smile say things, my lady?
Did you tell me something as you went into the ballroom
with that long-haired lawyer?”
“My dear boy, I wasn’t
smiling at you! I was smiling at that nice Mr.
Jackson man.”
“Molly, you’re a liar!
You know you hate that ass; you told me so yourself
yesterday!”
“All the more reason to smile
at him. Billy, give me a cigarette.”
She leaned towards him slightly as he offered her his
case, and their eyes met. Her breath came a
little quicker as she read the message blazing out
of his, and then she looked away again. “And
a match, please,” she continued quietly.
“Confound the match and the
cigarette, too!” His voice was shaking.
“Molly, Molly, I know I’m mad! I
know it’s just the height of idiocy from a so-called
worldly point of view, but I can’t help it.
I’ve tried and struggled; I’ve been away
for two years and haven’t seen you. But,
oh! my dear, the kisses you gave me when you were a
flapper, before you came out, before your mother got
this bee in her bonnet about some big marriage for
you those kisses are still burning my lips.
I can feel them now, princess, and the remembrance
of ’em drives me mad! I know I’m
asking you to chuck your mother’s ambitions;
I know I’ve got nothing to offer you, except
the old name, which doesn’t count for much these
days. But, oh! my lady, I just worship the very
ground you walk on. Is there just a chance for
me? I’d simply slave for you, if you’d
let me!”
Through the closed door came stealing
the soft music of a waltz, while from another corner
came the sound of a whispered tete-a-tete. Very
still was the girl as she sat in the big arm-chair,
with the man pleading passionately at her side.
Once she caught her breath quickly when he recalled
the time gone by the time before her mother’s
political ambitions had ruthlessly waged war on her,
and done their best to drive Nature out of her outlook
on life; and, when he had finished speaking, she gave
a little tired smile.
“Billy boy,” she whispered,
“is that how you’ve felt about it all this
while?”
He made no answer, but, stretching
out his hands, he took hold of her two wrists.
“You’ve really remembered
those kisses when we were kids?” she went on
softly.
“Remembered them? Dear
heavens, my lady, I wouldn’t lose that remembrance
for untold wealth! It’s been with me in
Alaska; it’s been with me in Hong Kong.
I’ve woken up at nights with the feel of your
lips on mine, and all the glory of you, and the sweetness;
and it’s helped me on when everything was black,
and made things bright when the world was rotten!”
With a bitter sigh he took his hands away and sat
back in his chair. “And I’ve failed!
Jove! the wild schemes and the plans, the golden
visions and the Eldorados all failed.
Just a little money, just enough to have a burst
in England, just enough to be able to see you.
And then it slipped out. Lady, dear, I never
meant to before I came to the Towers. I knew
you were there, but I never meant to ask you.
Wash it out, my princess; wash it out! I haven’t
said a word. You’ve been teaching me a
new step; let’s go back and dance. I’ve
been mad this evening, and, unless we go back and dance,
I can’t guarantee remaining sane!”
But the girl made no move. With
parted lips she swayed towards him, while he watched
her, with the veins standing out on his forehead.
“Billy I don’t care; I’m
mad, too!” The scent she used was mounting
to his brain the nearness of her was driving
him mad.
“Molly, get back to that ballroom;
get back quick, or ” He spoke
through his clenched teeth.
“Or what, Billy boy?” She smiled deliciously.
And then he kissed her: a kiss
that seemed to draw her soul to her lips: a kiss
that lifted him until he travelled through endless
spaces in a great aching void where time and distance
ceased, and nothing happened save a wonderful ecstasy,
and ever and anon the mighty booming of a giant drum.
He seemed to be treading on air, and
though the ballroom had vanished, and the discreet
apartment with shaded lights had faded away, yet he
was very conscious of the nearness of his girl.
But just now, he could not see her she
eluded him, leaving an ever-present feeling that she
would be waiting for him round the next of those intangible
masses he seemed to be drifting through.
“You don’t mind waiting,
my princess?” he murmured ceaselessly.
“After this war it will all come right.
Just now I’ve got to go I must go
out there; but afterwards, it will all come right and
we’ll live in a house in the country and grow
cabbages and pigs. You’ll wait, you say?
Ah! my dear, my dear; it’s sweet of you; but
perhaps you ought to have married the lawyer man.
You might have been Mrs. Prime Minister one of these
days.”
For a while the tired brain refused
to act; the man felt himself falling into unplumbed
depths depths which echoed with monstrous
reverberations.
“Molly, where are you, dear?
It’s cold, and my head is throbbing to beat
the band. If only that cursed drum would stop!
Do you hear it echoing through the air? And
the noise hurts hurts like hell, Molly.
Ah! Heaven, but it’s cold; and I can’t
see you, my lady; I don’t know where you are.”
Once again he became conscious of
figures moving around him. They seemed to be
carrying motionless men past his feet men
on stretchers covered with blankets. With staring
eyes he watched the proceeding, trying to understand
what was happening. In front of him was a window
in which the glass had been smashed, leaving great
jagged pieces sticking out from the sides of the frame.
He wondered vaguely why it had been left in such
a dangerous condition; when he and Molly had their
house such a thing would never be allowed to happen if
it did it would be mended at once. He asked
one of the passing figures what had caused the damage,
and when he got no answer he angrily repeated the
question.
He fretted irritably because no one
seemed to take any notice of him, and suddenly his
head began throbbing worse than ever. But the
hazy indistinctness was gone; the man was acutely
conscious of everything around him. Memory had
come back, and he knew where he was and why he was
there. He remembered the fierce artillery bombardment;
he recalled getting over the parapet, out on to the
brown shell-pocked earth, sodden and heavy with the
drenching rain; he recalled the steady shamble over
the ground with boots so coated with wet mud that they
seemed to drag him back. Then clear in his mind
came the picture of Chilcote cheering, shouting, lifting
them on to the ruins of what once had been a village;
he saw Chilcote falter, stop, and, with a curious
spinning movement, crash forward on to his face; he
saw the Germans he saw fierce-faced men
like animals at bay, snarling, fighting; he heard
once again that trembling cry of “Kamerade”;
and then a blank. The amazing thing
was that it was all jumbled up with Molly. He
seemed to have been with her lately and
yet she couldn’t have been out there with him.
He puzzled a bit, and then gave it up: it hurt
his head so terribly to think. He just lay still,
gazing fixedly at the jagged, torn pane of glass.
. . .
“They are all out, Doctor, except this one.”
A woman was speaking close beside
him, and his eyes slowly travelled round in the direction
of the voice. It was another woman a
woman he hadn’t seen before swaying
slightly as if she would drop.
“Good heavens! it’s Billy Saunders!”
A man in khaki was bending over him a
man whom he recognised as a civilian doctor he’d
known at home a man, moreover, who knew
Molly.
“Do you know me, old chap?”
“Of course,” answered the man. “What’s
all the trouble?”
The doctor bit his lip, and the man
noticed his hand clench hard. Then there started
a low-voiced conversation, a conversation to which
he listened attentively his hearing seemed
abnormally acute.
“Has he spoken since he’s been in, sister?”
“No only those dreadful
moans. The whole of his face absolutely
hopeless spinal cord.”
The man lying motionless caught the
disjointed words. What did they mean?
They were mad insane. Dying?
He Billy Saunders! What about Molly his
Molly? What about. . . . Gentle fingers
once again touched his head, and, looking up, he saw
the doctor’s eyes fixed on his.
“They’re shelling the
hospital, dear old man; we’ve got to get
Great Scott, look out!”
Like the moan of a giant insect, the
shrill whine came through the air, rising to an overwhelming
scream. There was a deafening crash a
great hole was torn in the wall just by the window
with the jagged pane, and the room filled with stifling
black fumes. A sudden agonising stab, and the
man, looking up, saw Molly in front of him. She
was standing in the acrid smoke beckoning.
“I’m coming, dear, I’m
coming!” he cried; “it’s good of
you to have waited, girl of mine so good.”
“Are you hurt, sister?”
The doctor, who had been crouching by the bed, stood
up.
“Not touched, thank you.”
She was white and shaking. “Did you hear
the bits whizzing through the room?”
“I did,” remarked the
doctor grimly, holding out an arm from which the blood
already dripped. “And I felt one of them
too. But there’s no time to lose I
don’t know what to do about him, poor old chap.”
He turned once again to the bed, and
even as he turned he knew that the decision had been
made for him: and he thanked the Maker.
Billy Saunders had also felt a bit a jagged
bit through the heart.
VII
BENDIGO JONES HIS TREE
My story such as it is concerns
a camouflage tree and Bendigo Jones: both of
which or whom will require a
little more introduction. That Bendigo would
indignantly repudiate any such necessity, I am fully
aware; nevertheless, even at the risk of offending
him, I propose to outline briefly his claims to greatness,
before embarking on the incident in his military career
which forms the subject of these pages.
First however the camouflage
tree. It is only meet that the material and
sordid details of the stage properties should be given,
before branching into any discussion of the capabilities
of the actor. The phrase, then, does not imply as
the ignorant might possibly be led to believe a
new type of tree. It does not grow in the tropics
amongst a riotous tangle of pungent undergrowth; it
does not creak sadly in the north wind on the open
hill. It shelters not the hibiscus anthropoid,
it gives not lodging to the two-tailed newt.
From a botanical point of view, the tree is a complete
and utter frost. It is, in point of hard and
bitter fact, not a tree at all.
“Camouflage” is that which
conceals: it is a fraud, and speaketh not the
truth. I am not even certain whether it is a
noun or a preposition, but the point is immaterial.
Along with other canons of military matters, its
virtue lies in its application rather than in its
etymology. What the eye doth not see the trench
mortars do not trouble is as true to-day as when Noah
first mentioned the fact; and camouflage is the application
of this mighty dictum.
The value of any particular piece
of camouflage depends entirely on its capability for
deceit; but to the youthful enthusiast I would speak
a word of warning. I have in mind the particular
case of young Angus MacTaggart, a lad from Glasgow,
with freckles and a sunny disposition. He was
a sapper by trade, and on his shoulders there devolved,
on one occasion, the job of covering a trench mortar
emplacement with a camouflage of wire and grass which
would screen the hole in which sat the mortar from
the prying gaze of Hun aeroplanes. It was a deep
hole, for the mortar was large; and the screen of
wire was fastened to a framework of wood. When
the gun wished to do its morning hate, a pessimistic
individual first scoured the heavens with his glasses
in search of Hun planes. If the scouring revealed
nothing, the screen was lowered, and the gun was made
ready. Then the detachment faded away, and the
gun was fired by a man of great personal bravery by
means of a long string. Ever since the first
trench mortars, which consisted of a piece of piping
down which a jam-tin bomb was dropped, in the hopes
that when the charge at the bottom was lighted, the
bomb would again emerge, I have regarded trench mortars
as dangerous and unpleasant objects, and the people
who deal with them as persons of a high order of courage.
One remembers the times when the bomb did not emerge,
but stuck half way and exploded violently; one remembers
when the entire gun fell over and propelled the bomb
in the direction of battalion headquarters; above
all, one remembers the loathing and contumely with
which the mere arrival of the trench mortar in any
part of the trenches was greeted. Then there
was no attempt at camouflage; one’s sole endeavour
was to avoid being killed by the beastly thing.
To return, however, to Angus.
Though of a sunny disposition, as I have said, he
was a somewhat earnest individual and thorough
withal. He determined that as a camouflage,
his should stand pre-eminent; it should be
the model and pattern of all camouflages. He
succeeded.
Labouring at night largely
with his own fair hands he produced a screen
cunningly woven with grasses and weeds which he swore
would defy the most lynx-eyed pilot. He even
went so far as to place in the centre of it a large
bunch of nettles, which he contended gave it an air
of insouciance and lightheartedness that had been lacking
before.
Now, as I mentioned above, the value
of camouflage depends on its capability for deceit;
and it is by this criterion that I claim his work
as a success. It should be added, however, in
no uncertain tones, that it is the Germans whom one
is desirous of deceiving, and that is where my warning
to the youthful enthusiast comes in.
The thing came too quickly for warning.
Suddenly from above the inhabitants of the hole,
with whom Angus was consuming a midday glass of port,
was heard the voice: “It must be somewhere
about here, sir, I think.” The voice was
right it was.
They came through in a phalanx of
fire, and descended abruptly on the detachment below.
It was a magnificent compliment to the work, but it
was unfortunate that the General should have been the
one to consume the nettles. However, I have
always thought that Angus’s voice of disgust
as he contemplated the wreckage of his screen did not
improve matters.
“The door,” he remarked,
with painful distinctness, “is full of possibilities.”
With that he left.
I trust the moral of my digression
is obvious. . . . Having then, in a few well-chosen
phrases, discussed one type of camouflage, I would
pass on and lead the thirster for information still
farther into the by-paths of knowledge. Just
as there are many and divers types of deceit, varying
from that which conceals what is, to that which exposes
what is not involved that last, but think
it out so are there many types of camouflage.
And the particular one with which I am concerned,
deals with a tree.
On a certain slight eminence in what
was otherwise a flat and dreary outlook, there stood
the stump of a tree. It was a tired stump, strongly
reminiscent of the morning after. It had had
a hard life, and much of its pristine glory had faded.
No longer did the sprightly sparrow chirrup cheerfully
to its young from leafy branches; no longer did cattle
recline in its shade during the heat of the day.
It was just a stump a stump complete with
splinters.
Its sole claim to notoriety lay in
its position. It commanded a view of the German
lines which was not to be had elsewhere; in fact, from
the eminence on which it stood you could obtain the
only good observation of the opposite trenches in
that particular sector of the line.
It was the Brigade Major who first
suggested the idea in the fertile brain of the C.R.E.
of the Division, who happened to be talking to him
at the moment. They were in the support line
trenches, and close to where they stood, the tree gaunt,
repulsive and toothpicky raised its stunted
head to heaven.
“What a pity that tree ain’t
hollow!” ruminated the Staff officer thoughtfully.
“Splendid view from it of the Huns. Can’t
do anything in that line, can you, Colonel?”
The C.R.E. thoughtfully considered
the proposition. “Afraid not, old boy,”
he answered after a few moments’ deliberation.
“Bit of a job hollowing out a tree. All
the same, you’re quite right. It would
make a great O.P.”
“Why not make another down in
your yard, and put it up instead?” The Brigadier
joined in the discussion. “We must have
better observation in this sector if we possibly can.”
“Cut this one down one night
and put up a dummy in its place.” The
C.R.E once again considered the wretched stump.
“Not a bad idea, General; the only question
is who is to do it. It will have to be a good
model, or the Huns will spot the difference; and .
. .” Suddenly his face cleared.
“By Jove! I’ve got it Bendigo
Jones. He’s the man for the job.”
“And who the deuce is Bendigo
Jones?” asked the General, as the Sapper rapidly
jotted down something in his note-book. “He
sounds like a prize fighter or the inventor of a patent
medicine.”
“Bendigo Jones, General, is
my latest acquisition. I have it on no less
an authority than his own that he is a very remarkable
man. I gather that he is futurist by inclination,
and dyspeptic by nature, which I take to be a more
or less natural sequence of events. At present
he adorns my office, and looks intense.”
“He sounds rather like a disease,”
murmured the Brigade Major. “From what
you say, I gather he considers himself an artist.”
“He sculpts, or whatever a sculptor
does when he gets busy.” The Colonel smiled
gently. “How he ever blew out here I cannot
imagine, but these things will occur. I offended
him mortally, I regret to say, the first day he arrived,
by confessing that I had never even heard his name,
much less seen his work, but I think he’s forgiven
me. I allowed him to arrange the timber yard
to-day more aesthetically, and the Sergeant-major
thinks he is soft in the head, so Bendigo is supremely
happy.”
“He sounds a perfect treasure,”
remarked the Brigadier drily. “However,
as long as he models that tree and we get it up somehow,
and I never see him, I shall be quite happy, old boy.”
“It shall be done,” answered
the C.R.E., “by our little Bendy himself.
A life-size, hollow camouflage stump shall replace
the original, complete with peephole and seat.”
Thus lightly was settled the immediate
future of one of the world’s great ones.
In view, however, of the fact that the world is so
often lamentably ignorant of greatness, it now becomes
necessary for me to carry out my second introduction
and enlighten the Philistines as to what they have
missed by their miserable and sordid materialism.
Be it known then that for several
years Bendigo Jones had been in the habit of inflicting
upon a long-suffering and inoffensive public a series
of lumps of material. What these lumps were supposed
to represent no one has yet discovered; and I am given
to understand that unless the proud perpetrator noted
it himself on completion, he too was usually unable
to elucidate the mystery. It was not of great
account, as he ran not the slightest risk of contradiction
whatever he said; and as no person ever willingly
went twice to his exhibitions, he could vary the title
daily without fear of discovery. Another great
point about his work was its many-sidedness.
A lump looked at from one side would perhaps represent
“Pelican with young,” while on the other
“The Children’s Hour, or six o’clock
at Mud View Villa,” would be depicted.
This, needless to say, economised greatly in space
and matter; and in case any special exhibit failed
to arrive in time, or was thrown away by mistake,
an old one turned upside down at once remedied the
defect.
His nearest approach to fame occurred
during the period which followed the perpetration
of his celebrated “Mother with her Child.”
It was announced that the gifted sculptor had worked
on it for five years; and a certain amount of light
was thrown on his methods by an interview he managed
to get published in some obscure journal.
“Rising with a hoarse cry,”
ran this effusion, “Mr. Bendigo Jones hurled
himself at his work. With a single blow he removed
a protuberance, and then sank back exhausted.
“‘You see the difference,’
he cried, ’you see how I have altered her expression.’
“‘Whose?’ I murmured dazedly.
“’Why, the face of the
woman. Ah! dolt, blockhead, have you no eyes have
you no soul?’
“‘But you told me that
was a church at sunset,’ I remonstrated feebly.
“‘What has that to do
with it?’ he shouted. ’It is what
I like to make it, fool. What is a name?
Nothing a bagatelle. I have changed
my mind every day for the last five years, and now
my life’s work is done done.’
“Mr. Bendigo Jones sobbed quietly,
and I stole away. It was not for me to gaze
on such grief. And as I went through the open
window I heard his final whisper.
“’It shall be none of
these things. I will pander to vile utilitarianism.
It shall be “A City Magnate at Lunch."’”
It may be remembered that when it
was finally put on view in London, enormous interest
was aroused by an enterprising weekly paper offering
prizes to the extent of a thousand pounds to any one
who could guess what it was; and though Bendigo Jones’s
pocket was helped considerably by his percentage of
the gate money, his pride suffered considerably when
the answers were made public. They ranged from,
“Model of the first steam engine when out of
control,” to “An explosion of a ship at
sea,” both of which happy efforts gained a bag
of nuts. The answer adjudged most nearly correct
was sent in by a Fulham butcher, who banked on “Angry
gentleman quarrelling with his landlord on quarter-day”:
which at any rate had the merit of making it human.
But I have digressed enough; I will
return to my sad story. How our friend ever
did arrive in France is as much of a mystery to me
as it was to the Colonel; presumably a ruthless government,
having decided it required men, roped him in along
with the other lesser lights. The fiat went
forth, and so did Bendigo mildly protesting:
to adorn in the fullness of time the office of the
C.R.E. of whom I have spoken. And he was sitting
there exhausted by his labours in helping the Sergeant-major
rearrange the timber yard aesthetically, when a message
arrived that the Colonel wished to speak to him.
“I understand, Jones, that you
are a sculptor,” remarked that officer genially,
as our hero entered the office. “Now, can
you model a tree?”
Bendigo gazed dreamily out of the
window. “A tree,” he murmured at
length. “A little, beautiful tree.
Green with the verdant loveliness of youth . . .
green . . . green.”
“It isn’t,” snapped
the Colonel. “It’s brown, and damned
hideous, and full of splinters.”
“Only to the eye of unbelief,
sir.” The sculptor regarded him compassionately.
“To us to those who can see things
as they ought to be more, as they spiritually
are . . . it is different.”
A door closed somewhat hastily, and
the sounds from the next room seemed to indicate that
the Adjutant’s cough was again troubling him.
The Colonel however remained calm.
“I have no doubt, Jones,”
he remarked dispassionately, “that what you
have just said has some meaning. It is even remotely
possible that you know what it means yourself.
I don’t; and I do not propose to try.
I propose, on the other hand, to descend to the sordid
details of what I wish you to do. You will commence
without delay.” He leaned back in his
chair, and proceeded to fill his pipe.
“Up the line there is a tree
stump standing on rising ground, which I wish you
to copy. The model must be sufficiently good
to deceive the Germans. It will be hollow, and
of such a size as will accommodate an observer.
The back will be hinged. When your model is
made, the real tree stump will be removed one night
and the sham one substituted. Do you follow
me?”
It is more than doubtful if he even
heard. A slight attack of dyspepsia shook him
as the Colonel finished speaking, and he passed his
hands twice through his hair. “The thought the
future vista is beautiful,” he murmured.
“And think; think of the advertisement.
To-morrow, sir, I will gaze upon it, and fashion it
in clay. Then I will return and commence the
great work.”
He faded slowly through the door;
and after a long pause the Colonel spoke. “I
wonder,” he remarked thoughtfully to the Adjutant
who had returned: “I wonder why such things
are. . . .”
I am given to understand that the
arrival of Bendigo Jones at the scene of his labours
the next morning caused such a sensation amongst those
privileged to witness the spectacle that the entire
trench was blocked for two hours. To only a
chosen band was vouchsafed the actual sight of the
genius at work; the remainder had to be content with
absorbing his remarks as they were passed down the
expectant line. And it was doubtless unfortunate
that the Divisional General should have chosen the
particular moment when the divine fire of genius was
at its brightest to visit the support line in company
with his G.S.O.I. and a galaxy of other bright and
shining luminaries of the military world.
“What is the meaning of this
extraordinary crush in the trench this morning?”
he remarked irritably to his Staff officer, as the
procession was again held up by a knot of interested
men.
“I really don’t know,
sir,” murmured that worthy. “It’s
most unusual; it’s . . .”
His words were drowned by howls of
delighted laughter from round the traverse in front,
and the next moment a perspiring soldier forced his
way into the bay where the great ones were temporarily
wedged. It was the special runner who was carrying
the latest gem from the lips of Bendigo at
work a little farther up to the expectant
and breathless audience.
“Hay! little sandbag!
Ho! little sandbag! ’Ow beautiful hart
thou in textchah.”
“Go on, Bill. Did the
perisher say that?” An incredulous member of
the group looked doubtful.
“Did ’e say it?”
The carrier of news looked scornfully at the doubter.
“Did ’e say it? Lumme! ’E
said it twice, and then he buried ’is mug in
its loverly fragrant surface, and pricked his nose
on Ginger’s bayonet. ’E’s
mad, boys; ’e’s as mad as a plurry ’atter;
’e’s got bats in ’is belfry.”
Now, in spite of what I know of Bendigo
Jones, I must admit that this reputed remark taxes
even my credulity. Mad he undoubtedly was when
viewed by the sordid standards of the vandals around
him, but this inspiring ode to a sandbag grew somewhat,
I cannot but help thinking, in the transmission.
The regrettable thing was that it should have reached
this stage when it was unwittingly presented to the
Divisional General.
“Gangway!” he roared,
as the hilarity remained unabated: “gangway!”
He elbowed his way through the suddenly silent throng
and confronted the special runner. “Now,
my man, tell me what is all this tommy rot
about?”
“Bloke farther up the trenches,
sir, wot don’t seem quite right in the ’ead.”
Somewhat confused at the sudden appearance of the
powers that be, the perspiring harbinger of bons mots
relapsed into an uncomfortable and depressing silence.
“Not right in the head,”
barked the General. “God bless my soul!
It must be the heat. Dreadful. What shall
we do, Curtis?” He appealed for support to
his Staff officer.
“I think, sir, the Doctor might
precede us,” answered the other resourcefully,
“and see if the man is dangerous. If so,
no doubt he will arrange for his removal before he
does any harm.”
The A.D.M.S., or Assistant Director
of Medical Services the official title
of the principal bolus booster in a Division emerged
with a sickly smile from behind a corner, and advanced
unwillingly to the head of the procession.
“Excellent idea,” remarked
the General affably. “You can prescribe
for him when you see the symptoms, old boy.
Probably a most interesting case provided
he doesn’t stab you on sight.”
“Sit on his head, Doc., if he
comes for you,” remarked the Staff officer,
gracefully handing over the position of leader, “and,
above all, dear old thing, don’t let him bite
you. Give him a Number Nine to chew, and we’ll
bind him when he becomes unconscious.”
“It’s all jolly fine for
you to laugh,” said the Doctor peevishly.
“I’m fat and you’re thin, and you
can hide behind me.”
They reached the bay of the trench
next to Bendigo, just as a further great utterance
was starting on its way. In the excitement of
the moment, caused by the General’s sudden appearance,
much of this gem was lost.
What was heard, however, did not diminish
the Doctor’s alarm.
“Howls in the leafy verdure,”
he remarked anxiously. “Good Heavens,
General, he must be up the tree stump!”
“That’s all right, sir!”
remarked a sergeant reassuringly. “’E’s
quite ’armless. It’s his spirit
mind, ’e says. He thinks the tree is full
of leaves.”
“Yes but who is howling
in it,” asked the General irritably. “I
don’t hear a sound.”
“It’s his spirit mind
again, sir,” answered the sergeant respectfully.
“There ain’t no one ’owling really;
’e means howls wot ’oot.”
The procession paused awhile to digest
this momentous fact, and the Staff officer seized
the opportunity to again comfort the Doctor.
“Get him at once, old sport,
before he becomes homicidal. You never know
when the phase will change. He may fish in his
tin hat with a bent pin first or he may shoot you
on sight, but I’d go at once if I were you.
You stand more chance.”
Undoubtedly the sight which confronted
them on rounding the traverse justified their worst
fears. The Doctor recoiled with a choking noise
and endeavoured to wave the Staff officer forward.
“Not on your life, Doc.,”
remarked that worthy grimly “not on
your life. Go right in; and with your bulk you
oughtn’t to feel it much, wherever he kicks
you.”
Personally, I maintain the whole thing
was rather hard on Bendigo. Before sending him
up the line he should have been labelled; some warning
as to his habits should have been noised abroad by
the town crier. Then the unfortunate episode
with the General would never have occurred.
He would have made allowances, and withdrawn early
for light refreshment.
But when a man whose face is of the
type peculiar the sort that you give the
baby to play with practises the habits of
fourteen years unsuccessful dyspeptic futurism in
a support line trench on a hot day, the result is
likely to be full of incident. True the
wretched Bendigo knew no better; but no more did the
General. And life is made of these trifling
misunderstandings. . . .
The entranced spectators stiffened
to attention as the procession of great ones partially
hidden behind the Doctor advanced with due
military precautions. Even the phlegmatic and
weary Sapper who was assisting the genius, with base
utilitarian details, such as the size of the trap
door at the back of the proposed model, showed signs
of animation. Not so Bendigo. With an
expression on his face suggestive of great internal
pain, he remained seated on the fire-step muttering
softly to himself and clasping to his bosom a large
lump of what appeared to be mud.
Suddenly he placed it on the step
beside him and rose with an air of determination.
The staff performed two or three nimble steps of the
foxtrot variety to the rear, and as they did so Bendigo
sprang to the assault. With a sweeping half-arm
blow he struck the mud and the mud retaliated.
While it lasted the action was brisk, but the issue
was never in doubt. After two minutes in fighting,
Bendigo withdrew exhausted, and most of the mud went
with him. What was left looked tired.
“A clear case of shell shock,”
muttered the Staff officer nervously in the Doctor’s
ear. “For Heaven’s sake do something!”
“Yes, but what the deuce am
I to do?” Perspiring freely the gallant officer
advanced slowly in the direction of Bendigo, who suddenly
perceived him.
The sculptor smiled wearily and pointed
a languid hand at the result of his labours.
“A great work, my friend,” he murmured.
“One of my most wonderful studies.”
“Doubtless,” remarked
the Doctor cautiously. “Don’t you
think er you’d better lie
down?”
“The leafy foliage; the wonderful
green effect; the tree as I see it.
Fresh, fragrant, superb.” Bendigo burbled
on, heedless of his mundane surroundings.
“What is the fool talkin’
about?” howled the General, who was standing
on tip toe trying to see what was happening.
“Hush, sir, I beg of you!”
The Doctor looked round nervously. “A
most peculiar ”
“I won’t hush,”
roared his irascible senior. “Why should
I hush? Some idiot is standing on my feet; and
I’m wedged in here like a sardine. Let
me speak to him.” The General forced his
way forward. “Now, you my man,
what the devil are you doing? And what’s
that damned lump of mud on the fire-step?”
“I am Bendigo Jones,”
returned the other dreamily. “Sculptah artist genius.”
“I didn’t ask who you
were,” barked the now infuriated General.
“I asked you what that thing that looks like
an inebriated blancmange is meant to be.”
“That model?” Bendigo
bent forward and gazed at it lovingly. “That
is yonder tree as I see it. The base materialist
with the foot rule will inform you of the mundane
details.”
The Sapper alluded to scowled heavily
at the unconscious Bendigo. Somewhat uncertain
as to what a base materialist might be, he felt dimly
that it was a term to be resented.
“I was sent up ’ere, sir,
with ’im to help ’im make a model of that
there stump,” he remarked morosely. “That’s
the fifteenth mess ’e’s made this morning;
and ’e’s carried on ’orrible over
the ’olé lot. If I might say
so, sir, ’e don’t seem quite right in his
’ead.”
“I am inclined to agree with
you,” answered the General grimly. “He
must be swept up and . . .”
Exactly what fate was in store for
Bendigo will never be known. One of those visitations
of fate which occur periodically in the trenches interrupted
the General’s words, and ended the situation
in more ways than one.
“Look out, sir,” cried
a sergeant, with a sudden shout. “Rum jar
coming.”
It came: wobbling, turning, and
twisting, the little black object descended from the
skies towards them, and the crouching occupants of
the trench heard it hit the ground a few yards away.
Then it burst with a deafening roar: a roar
which was followed by an ominous creaking.
It was the phlegmatic Sapper the
base materialist who broke the news first.
With an expression of great relief
on his face he gazed over the top of the trench.
“Thank ’Eavens! you can’t make a
sixteenth, mate. The whole plurry tree’s
nah poo.”
“Nah poo,” murmured
Bendigo Jones. “Nah poo. What
is nah poo?” He stood up and peered over
the top also. “I see no change. To
some eyes it might seem that the tree had fallen;
to mine it lives for ever fragrant and
cool.” He descended and trod heavily on
the General’s toe. “To you, sir,
as a man of understanding, I give my morning’s
labours. I have rechristened it. It symbolises
’Children at play in Epping Forest.’”
Magnificently he thrust the lump of
disintegrating dirt into the arms of his outraged
superior. “It is yours, sir; I, Bendigo
Jones, have given you my masterpiece.”
Then he departed.
The only man who really suffered was
the base materialist. Two hours later he rolled
up for his dinner, in a mood even more uncommunicative
than usual.
“’Ullo, Nobby,”
remarked the cook affably, “you don’t seem
yer usual chatty self this morning. An’
wot ’ave you got on your neck?”
“Less of it,” returned
the other morosely. “It’s Hepping
Forest. And that” he plucked
a fragment from his hair “that is
the bally twins playin’ ‘’Unt the
slipper.’”
Even the cook was stirred out of his
usual air of superiority by this assertion, and contemplated
the speaker with interest. “You don’t
say.” He inspected the phenomenon more
closely. “I thought as ’ow it was
mud.”
“It is.” Nobby was
even more morose. “It belonged to that
’orror Bendigo Jones, and ’e went and
give it to the General.” The speaker swallowed
once or twice. “Then the General, ’e
gives it back, in a manner of speaking. Only
Bendy had gone by the time it come, and I
’adn’t. Lumme! wot a life.”
VIII
THE SONG OF THE BAYONET
Two men were seated at a table in
a restaurant. Dinner was over, and from all
around them came the murmur of complacent and well-fed
London. A string band of just sufficient strength
gave forth a ragtime effort; a supreme being hovered
near to ensure that the ’65 brandy was all it
should be. Of the men themselves little need
be said: my story is not of them. Only
their conversation, half serious, half joking, brought
back the picture of Jimmy O’Shea Irishman,
cowpuncher, general scallywag, and his doctrines of
war and the way of his death. As I sat at the
next table lazily watching pictures in the haze of
tobacco smoke, their words conjured up the vision
of that incomparable fighter who paid the great price
a year ago, and now lies somewhere near Le Rutoire
in the plains beyond Loos. For their talk was
of a strange thing: the bayonet and the psychology
of killing. . . .
“Have you ever killed a man,
Joe? that is, killed him with a bayonet?” It
was the man in mufti who was speaking; and his companion a
Major in khaki laughed shortly.
“I can’t say that I have.
I’ve shot one or two Huns, but I’ve never
put a bayonet into one.”
The other grunted. “They
were teaching me to use a bayonet this morning.
It’s rather fun. An intensely pugilistic
little man stamped his foot at me, and brandished
a ball on the end of a stick in front of my face.
One’s aim and object, as far as I could tell
from the book of the words, was to stab the ball with
the point of one’s bayonet, and at the same
time grunt in a manner calculated to cause alarm and
despondency to every one within earshot. At times
you hit the ball with the butt of the rifle; at others
you kick it, endeavouring if possible not to stub
your toe. Everything depends on what part of
the German’s anatomy it is supposed to represent
at the moment.” He paused and relit his
cigar; then he smiled slightly. “I rather
enjoyed it. The pugilistic warrior was quite
pleased with me. He barked ‘stomach’
at me out of my turn, and there was the dam ball about
a yard away. I stabbed it, kicked it, hit it
with my butt, and fell down, all in the course of
two seconds. But you know, Joe,” again
he paused slightly “it’s one
thing to joke and talk about it here. I can’t
help thinking it’s going to be a very different
matter when one gets to the real goods. Fancy
putting a foot of cold steel into a man’s body.”
A woman paused by their table on the way out.
“So you’ve actually joined
up, you poor dear. Your wife told me you quite
liked it.”
“Yes, dear lady.”
He stood up and bowed. “After refusing
me a commission for two years they’ve pushed
me into what I believe they call the Feet. It’s
rather jolly. I haven’t felt so well for
years.”
“And what do you do?” She adjusted her
wrap to pass on.
“Oh! learn to stab people, and
kick them in the tummy; and all sorts of little parlour
tricks like that.”
“You dreadful man! I don’t
believe you’re a bit bloodthirsty really.”
She shook a reproving finger at him and laughed.
“But I shan’t mind a bit if you kill
a lot of those nasty Germans.”
She drifted away, and the man in mufti
sat down again. “The last time I saw her
she had a concert for the wounded at her house.
A slightly bow-legged woman of great bulk was singing
about her soldier lover, who saved her icckle bruvver.
My hostess cried she’s that type.
Only a little of course; but one tear somehow arrived.”
The soldier laughed. “There
are a few like that; thank heaven! not many.
They’ve learned, Dick; they’re learning
every day.”
“Up to a point. I am learning
to stab people; a thing which, when you actually come
down to it, is beyond her comprehension. She
vaguely knows that that is a soldier’s job or
one of them; but it means nothing to her. And
I don’t know that it means very much more to
me.”
“You’ll find it will,
my dear fellow, when the moment comes, and you’ve
got your rag out and are seeing red. Let’s
go.”
The two men got up; waiters hastened
forward; and in a few moments their table was empty.
For a brief space the curtain of imagination had
been lifted; the drama of grim stark death had flashed
into a setting of luxury and life. . . .
And with the rise of the curtain Jimmy
O’Shea had stepped on to the boards; for no
man who knew him could ever hear the word bayonet
without recalling him, if only for a second.
He was a mixture was Jimmy one
of those strange jumbles of character in which no
country is more rich than Ireland. He would not
take a commission, though times and again he was offered
one by his Colonel.
“I can teach the boys more as
a sergeant, sir,” he would answer; “teach
them better how to score the points that win.”
“You bloodthirsty ruffian,”
laughed the Colonel. “Your old doctrine,
I suppose, of close-quarter work.”
“You have it, sir,” answered
O’Shea quietly. “Every dead German
is one point up to us; every dead Englishman is a
point down. I am teaching the boys how to kill,
and not be killed themselves.”
“But what the devil do you suppose
they have been taught?” The C.O. would lean
back and light a cigarette. “To sit and
pick buttercups, and ask the Huns to shoot ’em?”
“Shooting, is it?” Jimmy’s
tone expressed immeasurable scorn. “The
shooting will look after itself. It’s the
bayonet I talk to them about, and where to put it,
and how to use it. As you know yourself, sir,
a man will shoot to kill, where he’ll hesitate
to use his bayonet if he’s new.”
“That’s so. It’s instinctive
at times.”
“Bedad, sir, they have no instinct
when I’ve finished with them save
one. Kill clean and kill fast; and God help you
if you slip. . . .”
It is possible that when a person
has given no thought to war, and the objects of war,
this distinction may seem strange. Death is a
big matter to the average being, and one of some finality;
and the manner of one’s going may strike him
as of little account. In which assumption he
is perfectly right if he is the member of
the party who is going to be killed. But that
is not the idea which a man going into a scrap should
hold for a moment. A man goes into a scrap to
kill not to be killed. To die for
one’s country may be glorious; to kill for one’s
country is very much more so, and a deuced sight less
uncomfortable. Wherefore, as Jimmy O’Shea
would have said, if you’d asked him, “It’s
outing the other swine you’re after, me bucko;
not being outed yourself. Once you’ve
got your manicured lunch hooks (as a phrase for hands
I liked that sentence) on the blighter’s throat,
it’s up to you to kill him before he kills you.
And don’t forget it’s no dress rehearsal
show. You won’t fail twice.”
Now I do not wish to appear over-bloodthirsty,
or to pretend for one moment that war is a gigantic
and continuous shambles. It is not. But
the essence of war is man power, and the points are
scored by putting men out of action, without being
put out of action yourself. The idea may not
be nice but war is not nice: one may
not approve of the sea being salt, but disapproval
does not alter hard truth. And having once granted
that fact and surely none can deny it it
is the different methods of scoring points which must
be discussed. Some are impersonal some
are not: some are done in cold blood some
in hot. The whole thing is just a question of
human nature; and in war, above every other known
thing in this world, it is human nature that tells:
it is human nature that is the great deciding factor.
A man throws a bomb into a saphead full of Huns.
He lies there covered by the darkness, crouching,
waiting One, two, three and
the sharp roar of the explosion shatters the peace
of the night. Guttural cursings and a dreadful
agonised moaning follow in the silence that seems the
more intense through the contrast. And with a
smile of great content wreathing his face, the bomber
creeps stealthily away to avoid intrusive flares.
The matter was impersonal, the groaning Hun was a
Hun, not an individuality. . . .
A couple of men, mud-caked and weary,
with a Lewis gun between them, are peering over the
top in an early light of dawn. Beside them there
are others: tense, with every nerve alert, looking
fixedly into the grey shadows, wondering, a little
jumpy.
“Wot is it, Bill?” A
man at the bottom of the trench is fixing a rifle
grenade in his rifle. “Shall I put this
one over?”
“Gawd knows.” Bill
is craning his head from side to side, standing on
the fire-step. “Lumme! there they are.
Let ’em ’ave it, Joe. It’s
a ruddy working party.” Drawing a steady
hand he fires, only to eject his spent cartridge at
once and fire again. With a sudden phlop the
rifle grenade goes drunkenly up into the mist; with
a grunt of joy the Lewis gun and its warrior discharge
a magazine at the dim-seen figures. And later,
with intense eagerness, the ground in front will be
searched with periscopes for the discovering and counting
of the bag. The matter is impersonal; the dead
are Huns, not individuals. . . .
But with a bayonet the matter is different.
No longer is the man you fight an unknown impersonality.
He stands before you, an individual whose face you
can see, whose eyes you can read. He has taken
unto himself the guise of a man; he has dropped the
disguise of an automaton. In those eyes you
may read the redness of fury or the greyness of terror;
in either case it is you or him. And a soldier’s
job is to kill. . . .
In nine cases out of ten he has forfeited
the right to surrender, for as Jimmy used to say,
“There’s only one method of surrendering,
and that’s by long-distance running. When
the blackguards come out of their trenches fifty yards
away and walk towards you bleating, ’Yes, sare;
coming at once, sare, thick or clear, sare;’
you may take ’em prisoners, boys.”
Thus the doctrine in brief of Jimmy
O’Shea, sergeant and cowpuncher, scallywag and
sahib, devil and tender-hearted gentleman. I
lifted my glass in a silent toast. The music
was sobbing gently; the voices of women came stealing
into my reverie; the smell of the brandy in my glass
brought back a memory of other women, other brandy.
. . .
The square in the old French town
was alive with market carts, which lumbered noisily
over the cobble stones, while around the pavements,
stalls and barrows did a roaring trade. It was
market-day, and the hot summer sun shone down on the
busy crowds. Soldiers and civilians, women and
small children bargained and laughed and squabbled
over the prices of “oofs” and other delicacies
for the inner man. Except for the khaki and
the ever present ambulance which threaded its way through
the creaking country carts, it might have been peace
time again in Northern France. Yet eight or
nine miles away were the trenches.
Facing the square was an open-air
cafe, where a procession of large light beers was
pursuing its way down various dry throats, belonging
to officers both French and British: beer that
was iced, and beautiful to behold. Away down
a little farther on sat Jimmy O’Shea; not admitted
into the sacred portals marked “Officers only,”
but none the less happy for that. In front of
him was a small glass of cognac. . . .
It was just as a stout and somewhat
heated Frenchman in civilian clothes got up from the
little table next to mine that it happened. There
was no sound of warning it just occurred.
The house by the clock was there one moment; the
next moment it was not. A roar filled the air,
drowning the clattering carts; bricks, tables, beds
went hurtling up into space; walls collapsed and crashed
on to the cobbles. A great cloud of stifling
dust rose swiftly and blotted out the scene.
Then silence the silence of stupefaction
settled for a while on the watching hundreds, while
bricks and stones rained down on them from the sky.
It was the little Frenchman who spoke
first. “Mon Dieu! une bombe. Et
moi je suis lé Maire.”
He walked unsteadily towards the cloud of dust, and
with his going pandemonium broke loose. Mechanically
the beer went down our throats, while in all directions
carts bumped and jolted, wheels got locked, barrows
overturned. Still the same blue sky; still the
same serene sun; but in the place of a quiet grey house wreckage,
dust, death. And around us the first frenzy of
panic.
“Do you put that down to an
aeroplane?” I looked up to see Jimmy O’Shea
beside me. “All right, mother.”
He was patting an excited woman on her back.
“I’ll help you.” He started
to pick up the contents of her barrow, which reposed
principally in the gutter, having been knocked off
by a bolting horse. “No need to get your
wind up. You’re cutting no ice in this
show; you’re only on as a super.”
The woman somewhat naturally did not
understand a word; but O’Shea had a way with
women and children, wherein lay the charm of his strange
mixture of character.
“Now these eggs, mother dear,
these eggs. Bedad! they’ve gone to their
last long rest. We can’t even scramble
them. Oofs, dear heart, oofs; napoo finis.”
“C’est tout napoo.”
She even laughed as she looked at the concentrated
essence of yellow and white flowing slowly down the
gutter. “Mon Dieu! voila une autre.”
Another thunderous roar; another belching, choking
cloud of dust and death, and a house on the other
side of the square collapsed.
“It’s no aeroplane, sir,”
said Jimmy, with his eyes on the sky. “It’s
a long-range gun, or I’m a Dutchman.”
He looked down to find a little girl clasping his
knee and whimpering. “And phwat is it,
me angel?” He caught her up in his arms and
laughed. “Shure! and I’ve forgotten
me little glass of stuff. Come along with me
and find it.”
He strode away, only to return with
her in a second or two, laughing all over her face.
Yes he had a way with him, had Jimmy O’Shea.
But it was in the final tableau of
that morning’s work that I remember him best.
It was a long-range gun as he said; and they put in
fifteen twelve-inch shells in an hour, round about
the square. Two got the hospital, and one hit
a barber’s shop where an officer was being shaved.
I remember we saw him with half his face lathered,
and later on we found his hand still gripping the
arm of the chair. As for the barber God
knows
We sorted out the remnants of some
children from the debris of one house; and I left
O’Shea after a while with a little kid of eight
or nine in his arms. She was booked for God’s
nursery, and the passing was not going to be easy,
for she was hit nastily. And it was
while Jimmy was nursing the poor torn atom with the
tenderness of a woman that another sergeant of his
battalion came on the scene to see if he could help.
“God! Jimmy,” I heard him say, “this
makes one sick.”
“Sick!” O’Shea’s
voice was quiet. “Sick! I’ve
stuck many of them, thank the powers, but never again never
again, my bucko will it be anywhere save
in the stomach. Anything else is too quick.”
I looked at his face; and I understood. . . .
Yes I understood because
I had seen: otherwise, I should not. He
would have been talking another language one
to which I was a stranger: even as were those
around me, in that London restaurant, strangers even
as the men, when they first come to France, are strangers.
That is the point which is in danger at times of being
overlooked, especially by those who remain behind.
The men are not changed in nature because they don
a khaki coat, or even because they go into the trenches.
They have gone to a new school, that is all; and
if they would do well they must learn all the lessons the
many and very divergent lessons they are
taught. For in the hotch-potch of war there
is a strange mixture of the material and the spiritual;
and though at present I am concerned with the former,
the latter is just as important. It is the material
side of which the men such as Jimmy O’Shea are
the teachers. Unless the pupils learn from the
O’Sheas, they will have to do so from the Hun.
And the process may not be pleasant. . . .
There are many branches of the main
lesson: the counters in the game may be shells
or bombs or rifle bullets or bayonets. But the
method of scoring is the same in each case one
down or one up. And of them all the bayonet
is the counter which is at once the most deadly and
the most intolerant of mistakes. A good friend,
a hard taskmaster is the bayonet, and O’Shea
was the greatest of all its prophets. . . . The
main object of his life was to imbue his men, and any
one else he could persuade to listen, with its song.
His practical teaching was sound, very sound; his
verbal lashings were wonderful, unique. He’d
talk and talk, and one’s joy was to watch his
audience. A sudden twitch, a snap of the jaw,
and a bovine face would light up with unholy joy.
The squad drawn up ready for practice, with the straw-filled
sacks in front of them, would mutter ominously, and
teeth would show in a snarl. Absurd, you say;
not a bit; just a magnetic personality, and men of
the right stuff. Dash it! I’ve seen
even the Quartermaster, whose ways do not lie near
such matters, hopping about from one leg to the other
when Jimmy’s peroration rose to its height.
“Have you a child, MacNab, a
little wee kid?” he would begin.
“I have, sargint,” MacNab would answer.
“Then can you imagine that wee
kid with his little hands cut off? Is it a boy,
MacNab?”
“It is, sargint.”
“It is. That’s good.
But they preferred doing it to boys, MacNab.
Listen to me, the lot of you. Don’t mind
the aeroplane. Number Two in the rear rank.
They’re like gooseberries out here.”
Number Two’s eyes would abruptly come to earth
again and focus themselves on the man in front.
“I want you to think,” Jimmy would go
on quietly, “of the dirty, lousy crowd of German
waiters you remember at home in the days before the
war. Do you remember their greasy-looking clothes,
and their greasy-looking faces, and the way you used
to treat ’em as the scum of the world?
Would you have one of them, MacNab, cut the hands
off your kid; would you, me bucko?”
“I would not, sargint.”
MacNab’s slow brain was working; his eyes were
beginning to glint.
“Then come out here.”
Jimmy’s voice rose to a shout. “Come
out and move. Do you see that sack? do you see
that white disc? Run at it, you blighter; run,
snarl, spit. That’s the German who has
killed your kid. The white paper is his heart;
run, man, run. Stab him, kill him; stuff your
bayonet in him, and scream with rage.”
The bewildered MacNab, on the conclusion
of this tirade, would amble up to the sack, push his
gun feebly in its direction, completely miss it and
look sheepishly into space.
“Mother of heaven! The
first competitor in Nuts and May. Did you hear
me tell you to hit the sack, MacNab? For God’s
sake, man, stick your bayonet in; hit it with your
butt; kick it; tear it in pieces with your teeth;
worry it; do anything but don’t stand
there looking like a Scotchman on Sunday. The
dam thing’s laughing at you.”
And so at last MacNab would begin.
Bits of sacking would fly in all directions, streams
of straw and sawdust would exude. He’s
kicked it twice, and hit it an appalling welt with
the butt of his gun. The sweat pours from his
face; but his eyes are gleaming, as he stops at last
from sheer exhaustion.
“Splendid, MacNab; you’re
a credit to Glasgow, me boy. Are you beginning
to feel what it’s like to stick your point into
something, even though it’s only a sack?”
But MacNab is already more than half
ashamed of his little outburst; he is unable to understand
what made him see red and somewhat uncomfortably
he returns to his place in the squad. Only, if
you look at Jimmy, you will see the glint of a smile
in his eyes: the squad is new the
beginning has not been bad. He knows what made
MacNab see red; by the time he has finished with him,
the pride of Glasgow will never see anything else.
. . .
And yet what do they know of seeing
red, these diners of London? It is just as well,
I grant, that they should know nothing; but sometimes
one wonders, when they talk so glibly of the trenches,
when they dismiss with a casual word the many months
of hideous boredom, the few moments of blood-red passion
of the overseas life, what would they think how
would they look if they did know.
Would they look as did O’Neil’s
bride, when the robber chief’s head arrived
at the breakfast table? Lest there be any unfortunates
who know not Kipling let me quote:
As a derelict ship drifts away with the
tide
The Captain went out on the Past from
his Bride,
Back, back, through the springs to the
chill of the year,
When he hunted the Boh from Maloon to
Tsaleer.
As the shape of a corpse dimmers up through
deep water,
In his eye lit the passionless passion
of slaughter,
And men who had fought with O’Neil
for the life
Had gazed on his face with less dread
than his wife. . . .
Perhaps who knows?
It is difficult to imagine the results of an impossibility and
knowledge in this case is an impossibility. Still
at times the grim cynicism of the whole thing comes
over one with a rush, and one laughs.
It is the only solution laughter.
Let us blot it out, all this strange performance
in France: let us eat, drink and be merry.
But some quotations are better not finished. . . .
“Come and join us at our table.”
A girl was speaking, an awfully dear girl, one to
whom I had been among the many “also rans.”
Her husband an officer in the infantry grinned
affably from another table.
“In a moment,” I answered
her, “I will come, and you won’t like me
at all when I do.” Then I remembered something.
“Why do you dine with that scoundrel?”
“Who? My funny old
Dick? A dreadful sight, isn’t he, but quite
harmless.”
“Is he? You ask him about
the German at Les Boeufs whom he met unexpectedly,
and see what he says.”
The “Ballad of Boh da Thone”
came back the humour of it. Dick the
old blackguard a rifle butt, and a German’s
head after he’d hit it one side;
a boiled shirt, dress clothes, and a general air of
complacent peacefulness the other.
And the girl: it is always the girl who points
the contrast. . . .
I laughed. “Go away, and
talk to your harmless husband. I am wrapped
in thought, or was, till you disturbed me.”
What did she know God bless
her of the details, the filthy, necessary
details of war. To her it was just a parting
from one man, who went into an unknown land where
there was danger hideous, intangible danger.
But of the reality. . . .
It is all contained in the one axiom Kill,
and kill at once, so as to have a maximum of time
to kill more. And with the bayonet, do not let
it be imagined for a moment that the work is easy.
Bayonet fighting requires perfect condition, a fair
share of strength, and a quick eye. Mistakes,
when a man comes to the real thing, are not likely
to occur twice, and there are many things which a
man must learn who aspires to become even as Jimmy
O’Shea.
How to go round a traverse when a
Boche is on the other side, and it’s him or
you; how to take on three men in succession, when the
last one throws his arms round your neck, and burbles,
“Ve vos friends nein?”
Jimmy was great on that point: with the bayonet
jabbed upwards into the chin, and the sapient remark,
“Ve vos, ma tear.” But enough;
this is not a treatise on bayonet fighting, and I
have in mind to tell of O’Shea’s last
fight.
There is just one more scene which
comes back vividly before I reach the end, and that
is the final exercise he gave his men in their training.
When they’d thrust and parried and stabbed;
when they’d jumped trenches and thrust their
bayonets into sacks on the other side; when they’d
been confronted with strange balls of straw in unexpected
places, and kicked them or jabbed them or bit them
as the case might be then came the gem,
the bonne bouche.
These preliminary practices were only
one stroke, one thrust; the last was a fight to the
death in a manner of speaking, and it was generally
preceded by one of Jimmy’s better stories.
The best he kept for recital just before going over
the top; so as to send ’em along frothing at
the mouth, as he put it.
“You don’t remember Captain
Trent, do you, boys?” he’d begin.
“Just stand easy a while, and I’ll tell
you about him. After that you’ve got to
fight a bit. He was a great officer, boys, a
grand officer one of the best. Did
you ever hear how he was killed? Come out here,
Malvaney; we’ll just start the scrapping while
I tell you. Do you see this straw ball on the
top of the stick? As long as it’s off the
ground, it’s a German. Hit it, stick it,
bite it, kick it, and go on till I put it on the ground
again. And curse, you blighter, curse.
Just think it’s the German who stuck his bayonet
into Captain Trent one of your officers while
he was lying on the ground wounded in the head.”
The ball began to dance. “Go
on, Malvaney. Kill it, man, kill it; grunt,
snarl; think of the swine and what they’ve done.
Jab, jab up in his throat. I’ll
get you a live one to practise on one day.”
At last the ball would come to rest, and Malvaney his
teeth bared, snarling would face Jimmy,
who stood there smiling grimly. And in a few
seconds Malvaney would grin too, and the blood lust
would die out of his eyes. . . .
“Good boy not half
bad!” O’Shea would nod approvingly.
“The worst of it is the swine will never stand
up to you bayonet to bayonet. They
prefer women and wounded men like the Captain.
Come here, MacNab, and get an appetite for your dinner.
You can just rest a while I’ll get
on a bit with that story. It was way back in
the Spring, down south a bit; and we went over the
top. Have you been over the top, MacNab?”
“I have that,” answered
the Scotchman in a reminiscent tone.
“How many did you kill?”
“Four-r ah’m thinking; but
ah’m no certain aboot one of them.”
“Four! And none too dusty.
Hit it, MacNab, me boy” the ball
would dance in his face “hit it,
as if ’twas the one of which you are not certain.
Listen here, boys” once again the
ball was at rest on the ground “I
was behind Captain Trent when we went over in
the third wave; and when I got to the Germans I was
just in time to see it.” Jimmy’s
pauses were always dramatic.
“See wot, sargint?” An
interested and comparatively new arrival to the battalion
would lean forward.
“Captain Trent lying at the
bottom of the trench he’d gone over
with the first wave and a Hun pulling a
bayonet out of him. Moreover, Captain Trent
was wounded in the head.” His voice gathered
in fury. “Think of it, me bohunks; then
think of a conscientious objector; and then come and
kill this ruddy ball. A dirty filthy scut of
a German waiter murdering a wounded Englishman.
Hit it, MacNab; hit it; stab it, kick it; think you’re
scrambling for whisky in a prohibited area.”
“Wot did you do, sargint?”
The new arrival was still interested.
“What would you have done, Marmaduke?
Come here, my boy; come here and breathe blood.”
The new arrival a little
bashful at his sudden notoriety stepped
forward. “I’d have killed him, sargint.”
“Then kill this ball; go on kill
it. Damme, boy; you’re jumping about like
an old woman looking for a flea in a bed. Move,
boy, move; the ball’s the flea, and you’re
the old trout. Bite it, boy, bite it; stamp
on it; take out your fork and stick it with that.”
The ball came to rest; the new arrival mopped his
brow. “Did I ever tell you how to kill
a man with your dinner fork, by sticking it into his
neck? I will some day; it’s a good death
for a Hun.”
“Did you catch that there swine,
sergeant?” Another voice from the squad took
up the tale.
“Did I catch him? Did
I catch him? If I hadn’t caught him, Percival,
I wouldn’t be here now. I wouldn’t
dare look an exempted indispensable in the face let
alone you. And for a fat man he ran well.”
“Didn’t ’e fight?”
Marmaduke had more or less recovered his breath.
“Fight!” O’Shea
grinned at the recollection. “He looked
up; he saw me about five yards away; he gave one squawk
like the female ducked-billed platypus calling to
her young, and he faded round the traverse like the
family do when the landlord comes for the rent.
Come here, O’Sullivan and break
up the home.”
Marmaduke retired, to be replaced by a brawny Irishman.
“I caught him, O’Sullivan hit,
man, hit just as he reached his dug-out.
Kick it, man; you can’t use your butt from there.
Jab, jab you blighter; for God’s
sake use your gun as if you loved it. He stuck
in the door, O’Sullivan, for half a second.
There’s the ball that’s his
back. Go on. Good, good.” With
an awful curse the Irishman lunged and the ball dropped
to the ground.
“Dead,” O’Shea grinned.
“That’s what I did; through the back.
But the blamed thing stuck; I couldn’t get
it out. What do you do then, Marmaduke?”
“Put a round in, sargint, and blow it out.”
“Good boy, Marmaduke.
You’ll be a Field-Marshal before you’ve
done. That’s what I did too; and I blew
the swine down the entrance. Now then, half
with sticks and half with rifles; go on fight ”
This, as I said, was one of Jimmy’s
better stories. Incidentally it had the merit
of being true. . . .
But one could continue indefinitely.
Some one will write a book one day about Jimmy O’Shea,
and the manner of his life. If so, order an
advance copy; it will be the goods. Just at the
moment it was the manner of his death that had me.
I was back again in derelict Vermelles, with its
spattered water tower, and the flat desolate plain
in front. Loos is out of sight over the hill;
only the great slag heap lies squat and menacing on
one’s left, with the remnants of Big Willie
and Little Willie near to its base in the old blood-soaked
Hohenzollern redoubt. Cambrin, Guinchy, La Bassee silent
and haunted, teeming with ghosts, lie stagnant in
the morning sun. The cobwebs drift across the
Hulluch road, and in the distance, by the first bend,
a man pushing a wheeled stretcher comes slowly walking
back to the dressing station. It’s still
going on: nothing much has changed; and yet the
cigar is good; the brandy superb: the brandy
Jimmy preferred. He only spent one leave in
England; as a sergeant he couldn’t get more;
but I dined with him one night, dress clothes and
all complete, and we drank that brandy. One
need hardly say, perhaps, that the writing on the register
of his birth would have been hard put to it to spell
O’Shea. There have been many like him
this war, from “the legions of the lost ones
and the cohorts of the damned”; and they’ve
come to us out of the waste places, out of the lands
that lie beyond the mountains. Unhonoured, unknown,
they’ve finished the game; and having finished,
they lie at peace. Britain called them; they
came those so-called wasters; look to it,
you overmuch righteous ones, who have had to be dragged
by the hairs of your heads bleating of
home ties and consciences. . . .
I forget which of the stories I heard
him telling the men that morning before they went
over. He read one lot a thing he swore he’d
got out of a German paper Heaven knows
if it was true. I remember it ended up:
“Above all things show no mercy to the accursed
English. They are the starters of this war;
so spit on them, kick them, use them as the swine
they are.”
“There you are, boys,”
cried Jimmy cheerily, “listen to what the pretties
say about you. You’ll be into ’em
in a minute; and don’t forget what I’ve
told you about the way to use your gun. Kill
fast and kill clean. Don’t you put up
with any back lash from a sausage-eating waiter.
Remember you’re English, me boys; and remember
the Regiment the Regiment that’s
never yet failed.”
And so he went on; worth a hundred
times his weight in gold to men going in for the first
time.
“Your point is at his throat,
boy, don’t forget it. You ain’t playing
the goat with a dam lump of straw now; you’re
going to get a bit of your own back with a real live
Fritz. And if you make a mistake you may not
have a chance of making another. Go there steady;
don’t get blown, or you’ll find you won’t
be able to do what you’d like when you bump
Master Boche.”
He passed me with a salute and a wink.
“Coming over?” he asked me.
“I am, Jimmy, with some wire and other atrocities.”
“Good,” he said. “The boys
are simply frothing blood.”
He went on; and that was the last time I saw Jimmy
O’Shea alive.
Ye Gods! My Lord ,
some day I’ll tell you of your son’s end.
You kicked him out perhaps rightly; though
mercy was never your strong point. But if any
of the belted ancestors in that gallery of yours did
as much for England as Jimmy did, or died as gloriously
as Jimmy died, well, you should be a proud man, prouder
even than you are. He sent the boys over raving
mad with blood, and they struck Bavarians and
good Bavarians: men who could fight, and men who
did fight. They were at it, teeth, feet, and
steel for ten minutes: primitive, lustful fighting;
and then the Bavarians broke; with the boys after them,
stabbing and cursing. One or two were left, though
they wouldn’t surrender, more power to them.
A Bavarian officer, in fact, concluded the eventful
career of Sapper O’Toole, the company rum-swallowing
champion. True he brained that officer with a
coil of barbed wire on the end of a pick helve, even
as the bullet entered his heart; but he was a great
loss to us. And it was just as we surged over
their bodies that we came to the tableau.
Jimmy lay round the traverse.
We found him at the bottom when we’d sorted
out the litter. There were six of them he’d
done in in all; you could trace what had happened.
They’d been lining the trench, and he’d
taken them in order. It was in the fifth that
his bayonet stuck. He couldn’t get it
out. It was still there. At that moment,
evidently, Number Six had come at him, and he’d
had no time. So they closed; and, my God! they’d
fought.
I think they both must have gone out
about the same time. Jimmy was shot through
the heart by the Bavarian’s revolver; the Bavarian’s
throat was cut with Jimmy’s clasp knife.
No bad end, my lord; what say you?
I will show you the exact spot some day, and your
son’s grave near by. I’d have his
picture in the gallery if I were you. . . .
I’ve got a snapshot I can let you have, taken
in France. But I treasure it; and unless you
hang it in the place of honour, amongst the Raeburns I
keep it. Mark you, he deserves that place of
honour. . . .
“Captain Johnson’s compliments,
sir, and are you coming over to have a liqueur at
his table?”
The waiter’s voice cut in on
my thoughts. The band was hitting a ragtime
stunt; London had dined and was pleased with itself;
Dick and his lady were beckoning. For the moment
it felt like coming to from an anæsthetic.
I shook myself and got up. Of
course I was drinking a liqueur with them: another
glass of brandy Jimmy O’Shea’s
brandy.
“Are you in love?” queried
the girl anxiously as I sat down. “You’ve
been muttering to yourself and squinting and Dickie
got worried about you.”
“Not more than usual though
I’m glad to learn the symptoms.”
Then I looked at her, and the wonder of a girl in
love hit me almost like a blow. In it lay the
answer to my thoughts. No longer a cynical amusement
in their failure to realise the contrast, but rather
a mighty thankfulness. For it is they, in their
blessed ignorance, who keep us sane.
I raised my glass. “To
things as they are, my lady,” I murmured.
And from the land of shadows Jimmy drank with me.