MR. BRITLING CONTINUES HIS EXPOSITION
Section 1
Mr. Direck found little reason to
revise his dictum in the subsequent experiences of
the afternoon. Indeed the afternoon and the next
day were steadily consistent in confirming what a
very good dictum it had been. The scenery was
the traditional scenery of England, and all the people
seemed quicker, more irresponsible, more chaotic, than
any one could have anticipated, and entirely inexplicable
by any recognised code of English relationships....
“You think that John Bull is
dead and a strange generation is wearing his clothes,”
said Mr. Britling. “I think you’ll
find very soon it’s the old John Bull.
Perhaps not Mrs. Humphry Ward’s John Bull, or
Mrs. Henry Wood’s John Bull but true essentially
to Shakespeare, Fielding, Dickens, Meredith....”
“I suppose,” he added,
“there are changes. There’s a new
generation grown up....”
He looked at his barn and the swimming
pool. “It’s a good point of yours
about the barn,” he said. “What you
say reminds me of that very jolly thing of Kipling’s
about the old mill-wheel that began by grinding corn
and ended by driving dynamos....
“Only I admit that barn doesn’t
exactly drive a dynamo....
“To be frank, it’s just a pleasure barn....
“The country can afford it....”
Section 2
He left it at that for the time, but
throughout the afternoon Mr. Direck had the gratification
of seeing his thought floating round and round in
the back-waters of Mr. Britling’s mental current.
If it didn’t itself get into the stream again
its reflection at any rate appeared and reappeared.
He was taken about with great assiduity throughout
the afternoon, and he got no more than occasional
glimpses of the rest of the Dower House circle until
six o’clock in the evening.
Meanwhile the fountains of Mr. Britling’s
active and encyclopædic mind played steadily.
He was inordinately proud of England,
and he abused her incessantly. He wanted to state
England to Mr. Direck as the amiable summation of a
grotesque assembly of faults. That was the view
into which the comforts and prosperities of his middle
age had brought him from a radicalism that had in
its earlier stages been angry and bitter. And
for Mr. Britling England was “here.”
Essex was the county he knew. He took Mr. Direck
out from his walled garden by a little door into a
trim paddock with two white goals. “We
play hockey here on Sundays,” he said in a way
that gave Mr. Direck no hint of the practically compulsory
participation of every visitor to Matching’s
Easy in this violent and dangerous exercise, and thence
they passed by a rich deep lane and into a high road
that ran along the edge of the deer park of Claverings.
“We will call in on Claverings later,”
said Mr. Britling. “Lady Homartyn has some
people there for the week-end, and you ought to see
the sort of thing it is and the sort of people they
are. She wanted us to lunch there to-morrow,
but I didn’t accept that because of our afternoon
hockey.”
Mr. Direck received this reason uncritically.
The village reminded Mr. Direck of
Abbey’s pictures. There was an inn with
a sign standing out in the road, a painted sign of
the Clavering Arms; it had a water trough (such as
Mr. Weller senior ducked the dissenter in) and a green
painted table outside its inviting door. There
were also a general shop and a number of very pleasant
cottages, each marked with the Mainstay crest.
All this was grouped about a green with real geese
drilling thereon. Mr. Britling conducted his visitor
(through a lych gate) into the church-yard, and there
they found mossy, tumble-down tombstones, one with
a skull and cross-bones upon it, that went back to
the later seventeenth century. In the aisle of
the church were three huge hatchments, and there was
a side chapel devoted to the Mainstay family and the
Barons Homartyn, with a series of monuments that began
with painted Tudor effigies and came down to a
vast stained glass window of the vilest commercial
Victorian. There were also mediaeval brasses
of parish priests, and a marble crusader and his lady
of some extinguished family which had ruled Matching’s
Easy before the Mainstays came. And as the two
gentlemen emerged from the church they ran against
the perfect vicar, Mr. Dimple, ample and genial, with
an embracing laugh and an enveloping voice. “Come
to see the old country,” he said to Mr. Direck.
“So Good of you Americans to do that! So
Good of you....”
There was some amiable sparring between
the worthy man and Mr. Britling about bringing Mr.
Direck to church on Sunday morning. “He’s
terribly Lax,” said Mr. Dimple to Mr. Direck,
smiling radiantly. “Terribly Lax.
But then nowadays Everybody is so Lax.
And he’s very Good to my Coal Club; I don’t
know what we should do without him. So I just
admonish him. And if he doesn’t go to church,
well, anyhow he doesn’t go anywhere else.
He may be a poor churchman, but anyhow he’s not
a dissenter....”
“In England, you see,”
Mr. Britling remarked, after they had parted from
the reverend gentleman, “we have domesticated
everything. We have even domesticated God.”
For awhile Mr. Britling showed Mr.
Direck English lanes, and then came back along narrow
white paths across small fields of rising wheat, to
the village and a little gate that led into the park.
“Well,” said Mr. Direck,
“what you say about domestication does seem to
me to be very true indeed. Why! even those clouds
up there look as though they had a shepherd and were
grazing.”
“Ready for shearing almost,” said Mr.
Britling.
“Indeed,” said Mr. Direck,
raising his voice a little, “I’ve seen
scarcely anything in England that wasn’t domesticated,
unless it was some of your back streets in London.”
Mr. Britling seemed to reflect for
a moment. “They’re an excrescence,”
he said....
Section 3
The park had a trim wildness like
nature in an old Italian picture; dappled fallow deer
grouped close at hand and looked at the two men fearlessly;
the path dropped through oak trees and some stunted
bracken to a little loitering stream, that paused
ever and again to play at ponds and waterfalls and
bear a fleet of water-lily leaves; and then their
way curved round in an indolent sweep towards the cedars
and shrubberies of the great house. The house
looked low and extensive to an American eye, and its
red-brick chimneys rose like infantry in open order
along its extended line. There was a glimpse of
flower-bright garden and terraces to the right as
they came round the corner to the front of the house
through a path cut in the laurel bushes.
Mr. Britling had a moment of exposition
as they approached the entrance.
“I expect we shall find Philbert
from the Home Office or is it the Local
Government Board? and Sir Thomas Loot, the
Treasury man. There may be some other people
of that sort, the people we call the Governing Class.
Wives also. And I rather fancy the Countess of
Frensham is coming, she’s strong on the Irish
Question, and Lady Venetia Trumpington, who they say
is a beauty I’ve never seen her.
It’s Lady Homartyn’s way to expect me
to come in not that I’m an important
item at these week-end social feasts but
she likes to see me on the table to be
nibbled at if any one wants to do so like
the olives and the salted almonds. And she always
asks me to lunch on Sunday and I always refuse because
of the hockey. So you see I put in an appearance
on the Saturday afternoon....”
They had reached the big doorway.
It opened into a large cool hall adorned
with the heads of hippopotami and rhinoceroses and
a stuffed lion, and furnished chiefly with a vast
table on which hats and sticks and newspapers were
littered. A manservant with a subdued, semi-confidential
manner, conveyed to Mr. Britling that her ladyship
was on the terrace, and took the hats and sticks that
were handed to him and led the way through the house.
They emerged upon a broad terrace looking out under
great cedar trees upon flower beds and stone urns
and tennis lawns and yew hedges that dipped to give
a view of distant hills. On the terrace were grouped
perhaps a dozen people for the most part holding teacups,
they sat in deck chairs and folding seats about a
little table that bore the tea-things. Lady Homartyn
came forward to welcome the newcomers.
Mr. Direck was introduced as a travelling
American gratified to see a typical English country
house, and Lady Homartyn in an habituated way ran
over the points of her Tudor specimen. Mr. Direck
was not accustomed to titled people, and was suddenly
in doubt whether you called a baroness “My Lady”
or “Your Ladyship,” so he wisely avoided
any form of address until he had a lead from Mr. Britling.
Mr. Britling presently called her “Lady Homartyn.”
She took Mr. Direck and sat him down beside a lady
whose name he didn’t catch, but who had had a
lot to do with the British Embassy at Washington,
and then she handed Mr. Britling over to the Rt.
Honble. George Philbert, who was anxious to discuss
certain points in the latest book of essays.
The conversation of the lady from Washington was intelligent
but not exacting, and Mr. Direck was able to give
a certain amount of attention to the general effect
of the scene.
He was a little disappointed to find
that the servants didn’t wear livery. In
American magazine pictures and in American cinematograph
films of English stories and in the houses of very
rich Americans living in England, they do so.
And the Mansion House is misleading; he had met a
compatriot who had recently dined at the Mansion House,
and who had described “flunkeys” in hair-powder
and cloth of gold like Thackeray’s
Jeames Yellowplush. But here the only servants
were two slim, discreet and attentive young gentlemen
in black coats with a gentle piety in their manner
instead of pride. And he was a little disappointed
too by a certain lack of splendour in the company.
The ladies affected him as being ill-dressed; there
was none of the hard snap, the “There!
and what do you say to it?” about them of the
well-dressed American woman, and the men too were
not so much tailored as unobtrusively and yet grammatically
clothed.
Section 4
He was still only in the fragmentary
stage of conversation when everything was thrown into
commotion by the important arrival of Lady Frensham,
and there was a general reshuffling of places.
Lady Frensham had arrived from London by automobile;
she appeared in veils and swathings and a tremendous
dust cloak, with a sort of nephew in her train who
had driven the car. She was manifestly a constitutionally
triumphant woman. A certain afternoon lassitude
vanished in the swirl of her arrival. Mr. Philbert
removed wrappings and handed them to the manservant.
“I lunched with Sir Edward Carson
to-day, my dear,” she told Lady Homartyn, and
rolled a belligerent eye at Philbert.
“And is he as obdurate as ever?” asked
Sir Thomas.
“Obdurate! It’s Redmond
who’s obdurate,” cried Lady Frensham.
“What do you say, Mr. Britling?”
“A plague on both your parties,” said
Mr. Britling.
“You can’t keep out of
things like that,” said Lady Frensham with the
utmost gusto, “when the country’s on the
very verge of civil war.... You people who try
to pretend there isn’t a grave crisis when there
is one, will be more accountable than any one when
the civil war does come. It won’t spare
you. Mark my words!”
The party became a circle.
Mr. Direck found himself the interested
auditor of a real English country-house week-end political
conversation. This at any rate was like the England
of which Mrs. Humphry Ward’s novels had informed
him, but yet not exactly like it. Perhaps that
was due to the fact that for the most part these novels
dealt with the England of the ’nineties, and
things had lost a little in dignity since those days.
But at any rate here were political figures and titled
people, and they were talking about the “country."...
Was it possible that people of this
sort did “run” the country, after all?...
When he had read Mrs. Humphry Ward in America he had
always accepted this theory of the story quite easily,
but now that he saw and heard them !
But all governments and rulers and
ruling classes when you look at them closely are incredible....
“I don’t believe the country
is on the verge of civil war,” said Mr. Britling.
“Facts!” cried Lady Frensham,
and seemed to wipe away delusions with a rapid gesture
of her hands.
“You’re interested in
Ireland, Mr. Dirks?” asked Lady Homartyn.
“We see it first when we come
over,” said Mr. Direck rather neatly, and after
that he was free to attend to the general discussion.
Lady Frensham, it was manifest, was
one of that energetic body of aristocratic ladies
who were taking up an irreconcilable attitude against
Home Rule “in any shape or form” at that
time. They were rapidly turning British politics
into a system of bitter personal feuds in which all
sense of imperial welfare was lost. A wild ambition
to emulate the extremest suffragettes seems to have
seized upon them. They insulted, they denounced,
they refused every invitation lest they should meet
that “traitor” the Prime Minister, they
imitated the party hatreds of a fiercer age, and even
now the moderate and politic Philbert found himself
treated as an invisible object. They were supported
by the extremer section of the Tory press, and the
most extraordinary writers were set up to froth like
lunatics against the government as “traitors,”
as men who “insulted the King”; the Morning
Post and the lighter-witted side of the Unionist
press generally poured out a torrent of partisan nonsense
it is now almost incredible to recall. Lady Frensham,
bridling over Lady Homartyn’s party, and for
a time leaving Mr. Britling, hurried on to tell of
the newest developments of the great feud. She
had a wonderful description of Lady Londonderry sitting
opposite “that old rascal, the Prime Minister,”
at a performance of Mozart’s Zauberfloete.
“If looks could kill!”
cried Lady Frensham with tremendous gusto.
“Sir Edward is quite firm that
Ulster means to fight. They have machine-guns ammunition.
And I am sure the army is with us....”
“Where did they get those machine-guns
and ammunition?” asked Mr. Britling suddenly.
“Ah! that’s a secret,” cried Lady
Frensham.
“Um,” said Mr. Britling.
“You see,” said Lady Frensham;
“it will be civil war! And yet you
writing people who have influence do nothing to prevent
it!”
“What are we to do, Lady Frensham?”
“Tell people how serious it is.”
“You mean, tell the Irish Nationalists
to lie down and be walked over. They won’t
be....”
“We’ll see about that,” cried Lady
Frensham, “we’ll see about that!”
She was a large and dignified person
with a kind of figure-head nobility of carriage, but
Mr. Direck was suddenly reminded of a girl cousin of
his who had been expelled from college for some particularly
elaborate and aimless rioting....
“May I say something to you,
Lady Frensham,” said Mr. Britling, “that
you have just said to me? Do you realise that
this Carsonite campaign is dragging these islands
within a measurable distance of civil war?”
“It’s the fault of your
Lloyd George and his government. It’s the
fault of your Socialists and sentimentalists.
You’ve made the mischief and you have to deal
with it.”
“Yes. But do you really
figure to yourself what a civil war may mean for the
empire? Surely there are other things in the world
besides this quarrel between the ‘loyalists’
of Ulster and the Liberal government; there are other
interests in this big empire than party advantages?
Yon think you are going to frighten this Home Rule
government into some ridiculous sort of collapse that
will bring in the Tories at the next election.
Well, suppose you don’t manage that. Suppose
instead that you really do contrive to bring about
a civil war. Very few people here or in Ireland
want it I was over there not a month ago but
when men have loaded guns in their hands they sometimes
go off. And then people see red. Few people
realise what an incurable sore opens when fighting
begins. Suppose part of the army revolts and we
get some extraordinary and demoralising fighting over
there. India watches these things. Bengal
may imitate Ireland. At that distance rebellion
and treason are rebellion and treason whether they
are coloured orange or green. And then suppose
the Germans see fit to attack us!”
Lady Frensham had a woman’s
elusiveness. “Your Redmondites would welcome
them with open arms.”
“It isn’t the Redmondites
who invite them now, anyhow,” said Mr. Britling,
springing his mine. “The other day one of
your ‘loyalists,’ Andrews, was talking
in the Morning Post of preferring conquest by
Germany to Home Rule; Craig has been at the same game;
Major Crawford, the man who ran the German Mausers
last April, boasted that he would transfer his allegiance
to the German Emperor rather than see Redmond in power.”
“Rhetoric!” said Lady Frensham. “Rhetoric!”
“But one of your Ulster papers
has openly boasted that arrangements have been made
for a ‘powerful Continental monarch’ to
help an Ulster rebellion.”
“Which paper?” snatched Lady Frensham.
Mr. Britling hesitated.
Mr. Philbert supplied the name.
“I saw it. It was the Irish Churchman.”
“You two have got your case
up very well,” said Lady Frensham. “I
didn’t know Mr. Britling was a party man.”
“The Nationalists have been
circulating copies,” said Philbert. “Naturally.”
“They make it look worse than
mere newspaper talk and speeches,” Mr. Britling
pressed. “Carson, it seems, was lunching
with the German Emperor last autumn. A fine fuss
you’d make if Redmond did that. All this
gun-running, too, is German gun-running.”
“What does it matter if it is?”
said Lady Frensham, allowing a belligerent eye to
rest for the first time on Philbert. “You
drove us to it. One thing we are resolved upon
at any cost. Johnny Redmond may rule England
if he likes; he shan’t rule Ireland....”
Mr. Britling shrugged his shoulders,
and his face betrayed despair.
“My one consolation,”
he said, “in this storm is a talk I had last
month with a young Irishwoman in Meath. She was
a young person of twelve, and she took a fancy to
me I think because I went with her in an
alleged dangerous canoe she was forbidden to navigate
alone. All day the eternal Irish Question had
banged about over her observant head. When we
were out on the water she suddenly decided to set
me right upon a disregarded essential. ‘You
English,’ she said, ’are just a bit disposed
to take all this trouble seriously. Don’t
you fret yourself about it... Half the time we’re
just laffing at you. You’d best leave us
all alone....’”
And then he went off at a tangent from his own anecdote.
“But look at this miserable
spectacle!” he cried. “Here is a chance
of getting something like a reconciliation of the
old feud of English and Irish, and something like
a settlement of these ancient distresses, and there
seems no power, no conscience, no sanity in any of
us, sufficient to save it from this cantankerous bitterness,
this sheer wicked mischief of mutual exasperation....
Just when Ireland is getting a gleam of prosperity....
A murrain on both your parties!”
“I see, Mr. Britling, you’d
hand us all over to Jim Larkin!”
“I’d hand you all over to Sir Horace Plunkett ”
“That doctrinaire dairyman!”
cried Lady Frensham, with an air of quite conclusive
repartee. “You’re hopeless, Mr. Britling.
You’re hopeless.”
And Lady Homartyn, seeing that the
phase of mere personal verdicts drew near, created
a diversion by giving Lady Frensham a second cup of
tea, and fluttering like a cooling fan about the heated
brows of the disputants. She suggested tennis....
Section 5
Mr. Britling was still flushed and
ruffled as he and his guest returned towards the Dower
House. He criticised England himself unmercifully,
but he hated to think that in any respect she fell
short of perfection; even her defects he liked to
imagine were just a subtler kind of power and wisdom.
And Lady Frensham had stuck her voice and her gestures
through all these amiable illusions. He was like
a lover who calls his lady a foolish rogue, and is
startled to find that facts and strangers do literally
agree with him.
But it was so difficult to resolve
Lady Frensham and the Irish squabble generally into
anything better than idiotic mischief, that for a time
he was unusually silent wrestling with
the problem, and Mr. Direck got the conversational
initiative.
“To an American mind it’s
a little startling,” said Mr. Direck,
“to hear ladies expressing such vigorous political
opinions.”
“I don’t mind that,”
said Mr. Britling. “Women over here go into
politics and into public-houses I don’t
see why they shouldn’t. If such things
are good enough for men they are good enough for women;
we haven’t your sort of chivalry. But it’s
the peculiar malignant silliness of this sort of Toryism
that’s so discreditable. It’s discreditable.
There’s no good in denying it. Those people
you have heard and seen are a not unfair sample of
our governing class of a certain section
of our governing class as it is to-day.
Not at all unfair. And you see how amazingly
they haven’t got hold of anything. There
was a time when they could be politic.... Hidden
away they have politic instincts even now....
But it makes me sick to think of this Irish business.
Because, you know, it’s true we are
drifting towards civil war there.”
“You are of that opinion?” said Mr. Direck.
“Well, isn’t it so?
Here’s all this Ulster gun-running you
heard how she talked of it? Isn’t it enough
to drive the south into open revolt?...”
“Is there very much, do you
think, in the suggestion that some of this Ulster
trouble is a German intrigue? You and Mr. Philbert
were saying things ”
“I don’t know,” said Mr. Britling
shortly.
“I don’t know,”
he repeated. “But it isn’t because
I don’t think our Unionists and their opponents
aren’t foolish enough for anything of the sort.
It’s only because I don’t believe that
the Germans are so stupid as to do such things....
Why should they?...
“It makes me expressionless
with anger,” said Mr. Britling after a pause,
reverting to his main annoyance. “They won’t
consider any compromise. It’s sheer love
of quarrelling.... Those people there think that
nothing can possibly happen. They are like children
in a nursery playing at rebellion. Unscathed
and heedless. Until there is death at their feet
they will never realise they are playing with loaded
guns....”
For a time he said no more; and listened
perfunctorily while Mr. Direck tried to indicate the
feeling in New England towards the Irish Question
and the many difficult propositions an American politician
has to face in that respect. And when Mr. Britling
took up the thread of speech again it had little or
no relation to Mr. Direck’s observations.
“The psychology of all this
recent insubordination and violence is curious.
Exasperating too.... I don’t quite grasp
it.... It’s the same thing whether you
look at the suffrage business or the labour people
or at this Irish muddle. People may be too safe.
You see we live at the end of a series of secure generations
in which none of the great things of life have changed
materially. We’ve grown up with no sense
of danger that is to say, with no sense
of responsibility. None of us, none of us for
though I talk my actions belie me really
believe that life can change very fundamentally any
more forever. All this", Mr. Britling
waved his arm comprehensively “looks
as though it was bound to go on steadily forever.
It seems incredible that the system could be smashed.
It seems incredible that anything we can do will ever
smash the system. Lady Homartyn, for example,
is incapable of believing that she won’t always
be able to have week-end parties at Claverings, and
that the letters and the tea won’t come to her
bedside in the morning. Or if her imagination
goes to the point of supposing that some day she
won’t be there to receive the tea, it means
merely that she supposes somebody else will be.
Her pleasant butler may fear to lose his ‘situation,’
but nothing on earth could make him imagine a time
when there will not be a ‘situation’ for
him to lose. Old Asquith thinks that we always
have got along, and that we always shall get along
by being quietly artful and saying, ‘Wait and
see.’ And it’s just because we are
all convinced that we are so safe against a general
breakdown that we are able to be so recklessly violent
in our special cases. Why shouldn’t women
have the vote? they argue. What does it matter?
And bang goes a bomb in Westminster Abbey. Why
shouldn’t Ulster create an impossible position?
And off trots some demented Carsonite to Germany to
play at treason on some half word of the German Emperor’s
and buy half a million rifles....
“Exactly like children being very, very naughty....
“And,” said Mr. Britling
with a gesture to round off his discourse, “we
do go on. We shall go on until there
is a spark right into the magazine. We have lost
any belief we ever had that fundamental things happen.
We are everlasting children in an everlasting nursery....”
And immediately he broke out again.
“The truth of the matter is
that hardly any one has ever yet mastered the fact
that the world is round. The world is round like
an orange. The thing is told us like
any old scandal at school. For all
practical purposes we forget it. Practically we
all live in a world as flat as a pancake. Where
time never ends and nothing changes. Who really
believes in any world outside the circle of the horizon?
Here we are and visibly nothing is changing.
And so we go on to nothing will ever change.
It just goes on in space, in time.
If we could realise that round world beyond, then
indeed we should go circumspectly.... If the
world were like a whispering gallery, what whispers
might we not hear now from India, from
Africa, from Germany, warnings from the past, intimations
of the future....
“We shouldn’t heed them....”
Section 6
And indeed at the very moment when
Mr. Britling was saying these words, in Sarajevo in
Bosnia, where the hour was somewhat later, men whispered
together, and one held nervously to a black parcel
that had been given him and nodded as they repeated
his instructions, a black parcel with certain unstable
chemicals and a curious arrangement of detonators
therein, a black parcel destined ultimately to shatter
nearly every landmark of Mr. Britling’s and
Lady Frensham’s cosmogony....
Section 7
When Mr. Direck and Mr. Britling returned
to the Dower House the guest was handed over to Mrs.
Britling and Mr. Britling vanished, to reappear at
supper time, for the Britlings had a supper in the
evening instead of dinner. When Mr. Britling
did reappear every trace of his vexation with the
levities of British politics and the British ruling
class had vanished altogether, and he was no longer
thinking of all that might be happening in Germany
or India....
While he was out of the way Mr. Direck
extended his acquaintance with the Britling household.
He was taken round the garden and shown the roses
by Mrs. Britling, and beyond the rose garden in a little
arbour they came upon Miss Corner reading a book.
She looked very grave and pretty reading a book.
Mr. Direck came to a pause in front of her, and Mrs.
Britling stopped beside him. The young lady looked
up and smiled.
“The last new novel?” asked Mr. Direck
pleasantly.
“Campanella’s ‘City of the Sun.’”
“My word! but isn’t that stiff reading?”
“You haven’t read it,” said Miss
Corner.
“It’s a dry old book anyhow.”
“It’s no good pretending
you have,” she said, and there Mr. Direck felt
the conversation had to end.
“That’s a very pleasant
young lady to have about,” he said to Mrs. Britling
as they went on towards the barn court.
“She’s all at loose ends,”
said Mrs. Britling. “And she reads like
a Whatever does read? One drinks like
a fish. One eats like a wolf.”
They found the German tutor in a little
court playing Badminton with the two younger boys.
He was a plump young man with glasses and compact
gestures; the game progressed chiefly by misses and
the score was counted in German. He won thoughtfully
and chiefly through the ardour of the younger brother,
whose enthusiastic returns invariably went out.
Instantly the boys attacked Mrs. Britling with a concerted
enthusiasm. “Mummy! Is it to be dressing-up
supper?”
Mrs. Britling considered, and it was
manifest that Mr. Direck was material to her answer.
“We wrap ourselves up in curtains
and bright things instead of dressing,” she
explained. “We have a sort of wardrobe of
fancy dresses. Do you mind?”
Mr. Direck was delighted.
And this being settled, the two small
boys went off with their mother upon some special
decorative project they had conceived and Mr. Direck
was left for a time to Herr Heinrich.
Herr Heinrich suggested a stroll in
the rose garden, and as Mr. Direck had not hitherto
been shown the rose garden by Herr Heinrich, he agreed.
Sooner or later everybody, it was evident, had got
to show him that rose garden.
“And how do you like living
in an English household?” said Mr. Direck, getting
to business at once. “It’s interesting
to an American to see this English establishment,
and it must be still more interesting to a German.”
“I find it very different from
Pomerania,” said Herr Heinrich. “In
some respects it is more agreeable, in others less
so. It is a pleasant life but it is not a serious
life.
“At any time,” continued
Herr Heinrich, “some one may say, ’Let
us do this thing,’ or ‘Let us do that
thing,’ and then everything is disarranged.
“People walk into the house
without ceremony. There is much kindness but
no politeness. Mr. Britling will go away for three
or four days, and when he returns and I come forward
to greet him and bow, he will walk right past me,
or he will say just like this, ‘How do, Heinrich?’”
“Are you interested in Mr. Britling’s
writings?” Mr. Direck asked.
“There again I am puzzled.
His work is known even in Germany. His articles
are reprinted in German and Austrian reviews.
You would expect him to have a certain authority of
manner. You would expect there to be discussion
at the table upon questions of philosophy and aesthetics....
It is not so. When I ask him questions it is often
that they are not seriously answered. Sometimes
it is as if he did not like the questions I askt of
him. Yesterday I askt of him did he agree or did
he not agree with Mr. Bernard Shaw. He just said I
wrote it down in my memoranda he said:
‘Oh! Mixt Pickles.’ What can
one understand of that? Mixt Pickles!"...
The young man’s sedulous blue
eyes looked out of his pink face through his glasses
at Mr. Direck, anxious for any light he could offer
upon the atmospheric vagueness of this England.
He was, he explained, a student of
philology preparing for his doctorate. He had
not yet done his year of military service. He
was studying the dialects of East Anglia
“You go about among the people?” Mr. Direck
inquired.
“No, I do not do that.
But I ask Mr. Carmine and Mrs. Britling and the boys
many questions. And sometimes I talk to the gardener.”
He explained how he would prepare
his thesis and how it would be accepted, and the nature
of his army service and the various stages by which
he would subsequently ascend in the orderly professorial
life to which he was destined. He confessed a
certain lack of interest in philology, but, he said,
“it is what I have to do.” And so
he was going to do it all his life through. For
his own part he was interested in ideas of universal
citizenship, in Esperanto and Ido and universal languages
and such-like attacks upon the barriers between man
and man. But the authorities at home did not
favour cosmopolitan ideas, and so he was relinquishing
them. “Here, it is as if there were no authorities,”
he said with a touch of envy.
Mr. Direck induced him to expand that idea.
Herr Heinrich made Mr. Britling his
instance. If Mr. Britling were a German he would
certainly have some sort of title, a definite position,
responsibility. Here he was not even called Herr
Doktor. He said what he liked. Nobody
rewarded him; nobody reprimanded him. When Herr
Heinrich asked him of his position, whether he was
above or below Mr. Bernard Shaw or Mr. Arnold White
or Mr. Garvin or any other publicist, he made jokes.
Nobody here seemed to have a title and nobody seemed
to have a definite place. There was Mr. Lawrence
Carmine; he was a student of Oriental questions; he
had to do with some public institution in London that
welcomed Indian students; he was a Geheimrath
“Eh?” said Mr. Direck.
“It is what do they
call it? the Essex County Council.” But
nobody took any notice of that. And when Mr.
Philbert, who was a minister in the government, came
to lunch he was just like any one else. It was
only after he had gone that Herr Heinrich had learnt
by chance that he was a minister and “Right
Honourable....”
“In Germany everything is definite.
Every man knows his place, has his papers, is instructed
what to do....”
“Yet,” said Mr. Direck,
with his eyes on the glowing roses, the neat arbour,
the long line of the red wall of the vegetable garden
and a distant gleam of cornfield, “it all looks
orderly enough.”
“It is as if it had been put
in order ages ago,” said Herr Heinrich.
“And was just going on by habit,”
said Mr. Direck, taking up the idea.
Their comparisons were interrupted
by the appearance of “Teddy,” the secretary,
and the Indian young gentleman, damp and genial, as
they explained, “from the boats.”
It seemed that “down below” somewhere was
a pond with a punt and an island and a toy dinghy.
And while they discussed swimming and boating, Mr.
Carmine appeared from the direction of the park conversing
gravely with the elder son. They had been for
a walk and a talk together. There were proposals
for a Badminton foursome. Mr. Direck emerged
from the general interchange with Mr. Lawrence Carmine,
and then strolled through the rose garden to see the
sunset from the end. Mr. Direck took the opportunity
to verify his impression that the elder son was the
present Mrs. Britling’s stepson, and he also
contrived by a sudden admiration for a distant row
of evening primroses to deflect their path past the
arbour in which the evening light must now be getting
a little too soft for Miss Corner’s book.
Miss Corner was drawn into the sunset
party. She talked to Mr. Carmine and displayed,
Mr. Direck thought, great originality of mind.
She said “The City of the Sun” was like
the cities the boys sometimes made on the playroom
floor. She said it was the dearest little city,
and gave some amusing particulars. She described
the painted walls that made the tour of the Civitas
Solis a liberal education. She asked Mr.
Carmine, who was an authority on Oriental literature,
why there were no Indian nor Chinese Utopias.
Now it had never occurred to Mr. Direck
to ask why there were no Indian nor Chinese Utopias,
and even Mr. Carmine seemed surprised to discover
this deficiency.
“The primitive patriarchal village
is Utopia to India and China,” said Mr.
Carmine, when they had a little digested the inquiry.
“Or at any rate it is their social ideal.
They want no Utopias.”
“Utopias came with cities,”
he said, considering the question. “And
the first cities, as distinguished from courts and
autocratic capitals, came with ships. India and
China belong to an earlier age. Ships, trade,
disorder, strange relationships, unofficial literature,
criticism and then this idea of some novel
remaking of society....”
Section 8
Then Mr. Direck fell into the hands
of Hugh, the eldest son, and anticipating the inevitable,
said that he liked to walk in the rose garden.
So they walked in the rose garden.
“Do you read Utopias?”
said Mr. Direck, cutting any preface, in the English
manner.
“Oh, rather!” said
Hugh, and became at once friendly and confidential.
“We all do,” he explained.
“In England everybody talks of change and nothing
ever changes.”
“I found Miss Corner reading what
was it? the Sun People? some old classical
Italian work.”
“Campanella,” said Hugh,
without betraying the slightest interest in Miss Corner.
“Nothing changes in England, because the people
who want to change things change their minds before
they change anything else. I’ve been in
London talking for the last half-year. Studying
art they call it. Before that I was a science
student, and I want to be one again. Don’t
you think, Sir, there’s something about science it’s
steadier than anything else in the world?”
Mr. Direck thought that the moral
truths of human nature were steadier than science,
and they had one of those little discussions of real
life that begin about a difference inadequately apprehended,
and do not so much end as are abandoned. Hugh
struck him as being more speculative and detached
than any American college youth of his age that he
knew but that might not be a national difference
but only the Britling strain. He seemed to have
read more and more independently, and to be doing less.
And he was rather more restrained and self-possessed.
Before Mr. Direck could begin a proper
inquiry into the young man’s work and outlook,
he had got the conversation upon America. He wanted
tremendously to see America. “The dad says
in one of his books that over here we are being and
that over there you are beginning. It must be
tremendously stimulating to think that your country
is still being made....”
Mr. Direck thought that an interesting
point of view. “Unless something tumbles
down here, we never think of altering it,” the
young man remarked. “And even then we just
shore it up.”
His remarks had the effect of floating
off from some busy mill of thought within him.
Hitherto Mr. Direck had been inclined to think this
silent observant youth, with his hands in his pockets
and his shoulders a little humped, as probably shy
and adolescently ineffective. But the head was
manifestly quite busy....
“Miss Corner,” he began,
taking the first thing that came into his head, and
then he remembered that he had already made the remark
he was going to make not five minutes ago.
“What form of art,” he
asked, “are you contemplating in your studies
at the present time in London?"....
Before this question could be dealt
with at all adequately, the two small boys became
active in the garden beating in everybody to “dress-up”
before supper. The secretary, Teddy, came in a
fatherly way to look after Mr. Direck and see to his
draperies.
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Mr. Direck gave his very best attention
to this business of draping himself, for he had not
the slightest intention of appearing ridiculous in
the eyes of Miss Corner. Teddy came with an armful
of stuff that he thought “might do.”
“What’ll I come as?” asked Mr. Direck.
“We don’t wear costumes,”
said Teddy. “We just put on all the brightest
things we fancy. If it’s any costume at
all, it’s Futurist.”
“And surely why shouldn’t
one?” asked Mr. Direck, greatly struck by this
idea. “Why should we always be tied by the
fashions and periods of the past?”
He rejected a rather Méphistophélès-like
costume of crimson and a scheme for a brigand-like
ensemble based upon what was evidently an old bolero
of Mrs. Britling’s, and after some reflection
he accepted some black silk tights. His legs
were not legs to be ashamed of. Over this he tried
various brilliant wrappings from the Dower House armoire,
and chose at last, after some hesitation in the direction
of a piece of gold and purple brocade, a big square
of green silk curtain stuff adorned with golden pheasants
and other large and dignified ornaments; this he wore
toga fashion over his light silken under-vest Teddy
had insisted on the abandonment of his shirt “if
you want to dance at all” and fastened
with a large green glass-jewelled brooch. From
this his head and neck projected, he felt, with a
tolerable dignity. Teddy suggested a fillet of
green ribbon, and this Mr. Direck tried, but after
prolonged reflection before the glass rejected.
He was still weighing the effect of this fillet upon
the mind of Miss Corner when Teddy left him to make
his own modest preparations. Teddy’s departure
gave him a chance for profile studies by means of
an arrangement of the long mirror and the table looking-glass
that he had been too shy to attempt in the presence
of the secretary. The general effect was quite
satisfactory.
“Wa-a-a-l,” he said with
a quaver of laughter, “now who’d have thought
it?” and smiled a consciously American smile
at himself before going down.
The company was assembling in the
panelled hall, and made a brilliant show in the light
of the acetylene candles against the dark background.
Mr. Britling in a black velvet cloak and black silk
tights was a deeper shade among the shadows; the high
lights were Miss Corner and her sister, in glittering
garments of peacock green and silver that gave a snake-like
quality to their lithe bodies. They were talking
to the German tutor, who had become a sort of cotton
Cossack, a spectacled Cossack in buff and bright green.
Mrs. Britling was dignified and beautiful in a purple
djibbah, and her stepson had become a handsome still
figure of black and crimson. Teddy had contrived
something elaborate and effective in the Egyptian
style, with a fish-basket and a cuirass of that thin
matting one finds behind washstands; the small boys
were brigands, with immensely baggy breeches and cummerbunds
in which they had stuck a selection of paper-knives
and toy pistols and similar weapons. Mr. Carmine
and his young man had come provided with real Indian
costumes; the feeling of the company was that Mr. Carmine
was a mullah. The aunt-like lady with the noble
nose stood out amidst these levities in a black silk
costume with a gold chain. She refused, it seemed,
to make herself absurd, though she encouraged the others
to extravagance by nods and enigmatical smiles.
Nevertheless she had put pink ribbons in her cap.
A family of father, golden-haired mother, and two
young daughters, sympathetically attired, had just
arrived, and were discarding their outer wrappings
with the assistance of host and hostess.
It was all just exactly what Mr. Direck
had never expected in England, and equally unexpected
was the supper on a long candle-lit table without
a cloth. No servants were present, but on a sideboard
stood a cold salmon and cold joints and kälter
aufschnitt and kartoffel salat, and a variety of other
comestibles, and many bottles of beer and wine and
whisky. One helped oneself and anybody else one
could, and Mr. Direck did his best to be very attentive
to Mrs. Britling and Miss Corner, and was greatly
assisted by the latter.
Everybody seemed unusually gay and
bright-eyed. Mr. Direck found something exhilarating
and oddly exciting in all this unusual bright costume
and in this easy mutual service; it made everybody
seem franker and simpler. Even Mr. Britling had
revealed a sturdy handsomeness that had not been apparent
to Mr. Direck before, and young Britling left no doubts
now about his good looks. Mr. Direck forgot his
mission and his position, and indeed things generally,
in an irrational satisfaction that his golden pheasants
harmonised with the glitter of the warm and smiling
girl beside him. And he sat down beside her “You
sit anywhere,” said Mrs. Britling with
far less compunction than in his ordinary costume
he would have felt for so direct a confession of preference.
And there was something in her eyes, it was quite
indefinable and yet very satisfying, that told him
that now he escaped from the stern square imperatives
of his patriotic tailor in New York she had made a
discovery of him.
Everybody chattered gaily, though
Mr. Direck would have found it difficult to recall
afterwards what it was they chattered about, except
that somehow he acquired the valuable knowledge that
Miss Corner was called Cecily, and her sister Letty,
and then so far old Essex custom held the
masculine section was left for a few minutes for some
imaginary drinking, and a lighting of cigars and cigarettes,
after which everybody went through interwoven moonlight
and afterglow to the barn. Mr. Britling sat down
to a pianola in the corner and began the familiar
cadences of “Whistling Rufus.”
“You dance?” said Miss Cecily Corner.
“I’ve never been much
of a dancing man,” said Mr. Direck. “What
sort of dance is this?”
“Just anything. A two-step.”
Mr. Direck hesitated and regretted
a well-spent youth, and then Hugh came prancing forward
with outstretched hands and swept her away.
Just for an instant Mr. Direck felt
that this young man was a trifle superfluous....
But it was very amusing dancing.
It wasn’t any sort of taught
formal dancing. It was a spontaneous retort to
the leaping American music that Mr. Britling footed
out. You kept time, and for the rest you did
as your nature prompted. If you had a partner
you joined hands, you fluttered to and from one another,
you paced down the long floor together, you involved
yourselves in romantic pursuits and repulsions with
other couples. There was no objection to your
dancing alone. Teddy, for example, danced alone
in order to develop certain Egyptian gestures that
were germinating in his brain. There was no objection
to your joining hands in a cheerful serpent....
Mr. Direck hung on to Cissie and her
partner. They danced very well together; they
seemed to like and understand each other. It was
natural of course for two young people like that,
thrown very much together, to develop an affection
for one another.... Still, she was older by three
or four years.
It seemed unreasonable that the boy
anyhow shouldn’t be in love with her....
It seemed unreasonable that any one
shouldn’t be in love with her....
Then Mr. Direck remarked that Cissie
was watching Teddy’s manoeuvres over her partner’s
shoulder with real affection and admiration....
But then most refreshingly she picked
up Mr. Direck’s gaze and gave him the slightest
of smiles. She hadn’t forgotten him.
The music stopped with an effect of
shock, and all the bobbing, whirling figures became
walking glories.
“Now that’s not difficult,
is it?” said Miss Corner, glowing happily.
“Not when you do it,” said Mr. Direck.
“I can’t imagine an American
not dancing a two-step. You must do the next
with me. Listen! It’s ‘Away Down
Indiana’ ... ah! I knew you could.”
Mr. Direck, too, understood now that
he could, and they went off holding hands rather after
the fashion of two skaters.
“My word!” said Mr. Direck. “To
think I’d be dancing.”
But he said no more because he needed his breath.
He liked it, and he had another attempt
with one of the visitor daughters, who danced rather
more formally, and then Teddy took the pianola
and Mr. Direck was astonished by the spectacle of an
eminent British thinker in a whirl of black velvet
and extremely active black legs engaged in a kind
of Apache dance in pursuit of the visitor wife.
In which Mr. Lawrence Carmine suddenly mingled.
“In Germany,” said Herr
Heinrich, “we do not dance like this. It
could not be considered seemly. But it is very
pleasant.”
And then there was a waltz, and Herr
Heinrich bowed to and took the visitor wife round
three times, and returned her very punctually and
exactly to the point whence he had taken her, and the
Indian young gentleman (who must not be called “coloured”)
waltzed very well with Cecily. Mr. Direck tried
to take a tolerant European view of this brown and
white combination. But he secured her as soon
as possible from this Asiatic entanglement, and danced
with her again, and then he danced with her again.
“Come and look at the moonlight,” cried
Mrs. Britling.
And presently Mr. Direck found himself
strolling through the rose garden with Cecily.
She had the sweetest moonlight face, her white shining
robe made her a thing of moonlight altogether.
If Mr. Direck had not been in love with her before
he was now altogether in love. Mamie Nelson, whose
freakish unkindness had been rankling like a poisoned
thorn in his heart all the way from Massachusetts,
suddenly became Ancient History.
A tremendous desire for eloquence
arose in Mr. Direck’s soul, a desire so tremendous
that no conceivable phrase he could imagine satisfied
it. So he remained tongue-tied. And Cecily
was tongue-tied, too. The scent of the roses
just tinted the clear sweetness of the air they breathed.
Mr. Direck’s mood was an immense
solemnity, like a dark ocean beneath the vast dome
of the sky, and something quivered in every fibre of
his being, like moonlit ripples on the sea. He
felt at the same time a portentous stillness and an
immense enterprise....
Then suddenly the pianola, pounding
a cake walk, burst out into ribald invitation....
“Come back to dance!”
cried Cecily, like one from whom a spell has just
been broken. And Mr. Direck, snatching at a vanishing
scrap of everything he had not said, remarked, “I
shall never forget this evening.”
She did not seem to hear that.
They danced together again. And
then Mr. Direck danced with the visitor lady, whose
name he had never heard. And then he danced with
Mrs. Britling, and then he danced with Letty.
And then it seemed time for him to look for Miss Cecily
again.
And so the cheerful evening passed
until they were within a quarter of an hour of Sunday
morning. Mrs. Britling went to exert a restraining
influence upon the pianola.
“Oh! one dance more!” cried Cissie Corner.
“Oh! one dance more!” cried Letty.
“One dance more,” Mr.
Direck supported, and then things really had
to end.
There was a rapid putting out of candles
and a stowing away of things by Teddy and the sons,
two chauffeurs appeared from the region of the kitchen
and brought Mr. Lawrence Carmine’s car and the
visitor family’s car to the front door, and
everybody drifted gaily through the moonlight and
the big trees to the front of the house. And Mr.
Direck saw the perambulator waiting the
mysterious perambulator a little in the
dark beyond the front door.
The visitor family and Mr. Carmine
and his young Indian departed. “Come to
hockey!” shouted Mr. Britling to each departing
car-load, and Mr. Carmine receding answered:
“I’ll bring three!”
Then Mr. Direck, in accordance with
a habit that had been growing on him throughout the
evening, looked around for Miss Cissie Corner and failed
to find her. And then behold she was descending
the staircase with the mysterious baby in her arms.
She held up a warning finger, and then glanced at
her sleeping burthen. She looked like a silvery
Madonna. And Mr. Direck remembered that he was
still in doubt about that baby....
Teddy, who was back in his flannels,
seized upon the perambulator. There was much
careful baby stowing on the part of Cecily; she displayed
an infinitely maternal solicitude. Letty was
away changing; she reappeared jauntily taking leave,
disregarding the baby absolutely, and Teddy departed
bigamously, wheeling the perambulator between the two
sisters into the hazes of the moonlight. There
was much crying of good nights. Mr. Direck’s
curiosities narrowed down to a point of great intensity....
Of course, Mr. Britling’s circle
must be a very “Advanced” circle....
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Mr. Direck found he had taken leave
of the rest of the company, and drifted into a little
parlour with Mr. Britling and certain glasses and
siphons and a whisky decanter on a tray....
“It is a very curious thing,”
said Mr. Direck, “that in England I find myself
more disposed to take stimulants and that I no longer
have the need for iced water that one feels at home.
I ascribe it to a greater humidity in the air.
One is less dried and one is less braced. One
is no longer pursued by a thirst, but one needs something
to buck one up a little. Thank you. That
is enough.”
Mr. Direck took his glass of whisky
and soda from Mr. Britling’s hand.
Mr. Britling seated himself in an
armchair by the fireplace and threw one leg carelessly
over the arm. In his black velvet cloak and cap,
and his black silk tights, he was very like a minor
character, a court chamberlain for example, in some
cloak and rapier drama. “I find this week-end
dancing and kicking about wonderfully wholesome,”
he said. “That and our Sunday hockey.
One starts the new week clear and bright about the
mind. Friday is always my worst working day.”
Mr. Direck leant against the table,
wrapped in his golden pheasants, and appreciated the
point.
“Your young people dance very cheerfully,”
he said.
“We all dance very cheerfully,” said Mr.
Britling.
“Then this Miss Corner,”
said Mr. Direck, “she is the sister, I presume,
is she? of that pleasant young lady who is married she
is married, isn’t she? to the young
man you call Teddy.”
“I should have explained these
young people. They’re the sort of young
people we are producing over here now in quite enormous
quantity. They are the sort of equivalent of
the Russian Intelligentsia, an irresponsible middle
class with ideas. Teddy, you know, is my secretary.
He’s the son, I believe, of a Kilburn solicitor.
He was recommended to me by Datcher of The Times.
He came down here and lived in lodgings for a time.
Then suddenly appeared the young lady.”
“Miss Corner’s sister?”
“Exactly. The village was
a little startled. The cottager who had let the
rooms came to me privately. Teddy is rather touchy
on the point of his personal independence, he considers
any demand for explanations as an insult, and probably
all he had said to the old lady was, ’This is
Letty come to share my rooms.’
I put the matter to him very gently. ‘Oh,
yes,’ he said, rather in the manner of some one
who has overlooked a trifle. ’I got married
to her in the Christmas holidays. May I bring
her along to see Mrs. Britling?’ We induced him
to go into a little cottage I rent. The wife
was the daughter of a Colchester journalist and printer.
I don’t know if you talked to her.”
“I’ve talked to the sister rather.”
“Well, they’re both idea’d.
They’re highly educated in the sense that they
do really think for themselves. Almost fiercely.
So does Teddy. If he thinks he hasn’t thought
anything he thinks for himself, he goes off and thinks
it different. The sister is a teacher who wants
to take the B.A. degree in London University.
Meanwhile she pays the penalty of her sex.”
“Meaning ?” asked Mr. Direck, startled.
“Oh! that she puts in a great
deal too much of her time upon housework and minding
her sister’s baby.”
“She’s a very interesting
and charming young lady indeed,” said Mr. Direck.
“With a sort of Western college freedom of mind and
something about her that isn’t American at all.”
Mr. Britling was following the train of his own thoughts.
“My household has some amusing
contrasts,” he said. “I don’t
know if you have talked to that German.
“He’s always asking questions.
And you tell him any old thing and he goes and writes
it down in his room upstairs, and afterwards asks you
another like it in order to perplex himself by the
variety of your answers. He regards the whole
world with a methodical distrust. He wants to
document it and pin it down. He suspects it only
too justly of disorderly impulses, and a capacity
for self-contradiction. He is the most extraordinary
contrast to Teddy, whose confidence in the universe
amounts almost to effrontery. Teddy carries our
national laxness to a foolhardy extent. He is
capable of leaving his watch in the middle of Claverings
Park and expecting to find it a month later being
carefully taken care of by a squirrel, I suppose when
he happens to want it. He’s rather like
a squirrel himself without the habit of
hoarding. He is incapable of asking a question
about anything; he would be quite sure it was all
right anyhow. He would feel that asking questions
betrayed a want of confidence was a sort
of incivility. But my German, if you notice, his
normal expression is one of grave solicitude.
He is like a conscientious ticket-collector among
his impressions. And did you notice how beautifully
my pianola rolls are all numbered and catalogued?
He did that. He set to work and did it as soon
as he got here, just as a good cat when you bring
it into the house sets to work and catches mice.
Previously the pianola music was chaos. You
took what God sent you.
“And he looks like a German,” said
Mr. Britling.
“He certainly does that,” said Mr. Direck.
“He has the fair type of complexion,
the rather full habit of body, the temperamental disposition,
but in addition that close-cropped head, it is almost
as if it were shaved, the plumpness, the glasses those
are things that are made. And the way he carries
himself. And the way he thinks. His meticulousness.
When he arrived he was delightful, he was wearing
a student’s corps cap and a rucksack, he carried
a violin; he seemed to have come out of a book.
No one would ever dare to invent so German a German
for a book. Now, a young Frenchman or a young
Italian or a young Russian coming here might look
like a foreigner, but he wouldn’t have the distinctive
national stamp a German has. He wouldn’t
be plainly French or Italian or Russian. Other
peoples are not made; they are neither made nor created
but proceeding out of a thousand indefinable
causes. The Germans are a triumph of directive
will. I had to remark the other day that when
my boys talked German they shouted. ’But
when one talks German one must shout,’
said Herr Heinrich. ’It is taught so in
the schools.’ And it is. They teach
them to shout and to throw out their chests.
Just as they teach them to read notice-boards and not
think about politics. Their very ribs are not
their own. My Herr Heinrich is comparatively
a liberal thinker. He asked me the other day,
’But why should I give myself up to philology?
But then,’ he reflected, ’it is what I
have to do.’”
Mr. Britling seemed to have finished,
and then just as Mr. Direck was planning a way of
getting the talk back by way of Teddy to Miss Corner,
he snuggled more deeply into his chair, reflected and
broke out again.
“This contrast between Heinrich’s
carefulness and Teddy’s easy-goingness, come
to look at it, is I suppose one of the most fundamental
in the world. It reaches to everything. It
mixes up with education, statecraft, morals.
Will you make or will you take? Those are the
two extreme courses in all such things. I suppose
the answer of wisdom to that is, like all wise answers,
a compromise. I suppose one must accept and then
make all one can of it.... Have you talked at
all to my eldest son?”
“He’s a very interesting
young man indeed,” said Mr. Direck. “I
should venture to say there’s a very great deal
in him. I was most impressed by the few words
I had with him.”
“There, for example, is one
of my perplexities,” said Mr. Britling.
Mr. Direck waited for some further
light on this sudden transition.
“Ah! your troubles in life haven’t
begun yet. Wait till you’re a father.
That cuts to the bone. You have the most delicate
thing in the world in hand, a young kindred mind.
You feel responsible for it, you know you are responsible
for it; and you lose touch with it. You can’t
get at it. Nowadays we’ve lost the old
tradition of fatherhood by divine right and
we haven’t got a new one. I’ve tried
not to be a cramping ruler, a director, a domestic
tyrant to that lad and in effect it’s
meant his going his own way.... I don’t
dominate. I hoped to advise. But you see
he loves my respect and good opinion. Too much.
When things go well I know of them. When the
world goes dark for him, then he keeps his trouble
from me. Just when I would so eagerly go into
it with him.... There’s something the matter
now, something it may be grave. I feel
he wants to tell me. And there it is! it
seems I am the last person to whom he can humiliate
himself by a confession of blundering, or weakness....
Something I should just laugh at and say, ’That’s
in the blood of all of us, dear Spit of myself.
Let’s see what’s to be done.’...”
He paused and then went on, finding
in the unfamiliarity and transitoriness of his visitor
a freedom he might have failed to find in a close
friend.
“I am frightened at times at
all I don’t know about in that boy’s mind.
I know nothing of his religiosities. He’s
my son and he must have religiosities. I know
nothing of his ideas or of his knowledge about sex
and all that side of life. I do not know of the
things he finds beautiful. I can guess at times;
that’s all; when he betrays himself....
You see, you don’t know really what love is until
you have children. One doesn’t love women.
Indeed you don’t! One gives and gets; it’s
a trade. One may have tremendous excitements
and expectations and overwhelming desires. That’s
all very well in its way. But the love of children
is an exquisite tenderness: it rends the heart.
It’s a thing of God. And I lie awake at
nights and stretch out my hands in the darkness to
this lad who will never know until
his sons come in their time....”
He made one of his quick turns again.
“And that’s where our
English way makes for distresses. Mr. Prussian
respects and fears his father; respects authorities,
attends, obeys and his father has a
hold upon him. But I said to myself at the
outset, ’No, whatever happens, I will not usurp
the place of God. I will not be the Priest-Patriarch
of my children. They shall grow and I will grow
beside them, helping but not cramping or overshadowing.’
They grow more. But they blunder more. Life
ceases to be a discipline and becomes an experiment....”
“That’s very true,”
said Mr. Direck, to whom it seemed the time was ripe
to say something. “This is the problem of
America perhaps even more than of England. Though
I have not had the parental experience you have undergone....
I can see very clearly that a son is a very serious
proposition.”
“The old system of life was
organisation. That is where Germany is still
the most ancient of European states. It’s
a reversion to a tribal cult. It’s atavistic....
To organise or discipline, or mould characters or
press authority, is to assume that you have reached
finality in your general philosophy. It implies
an assured end. Heinrich has his assured end,
his philological professorship or thereabouts as a
part of the Germanic machine. And that too has
its assured end in German national assertion.
Here, we have none of those convictions. We know
we haven’t finality, and so we are open and
apologetic and receptive, rather than wilful....
You see all organisation, with its implication of finality,
is death. We feel that. The Germans don’t.
What you organise you kill. Organised morals
or organised religion or organised thought are dead
morals and dead religion and dead thought. Yet
some organisation you must have. Organisation
is like killing cattle. If you do not kill some
the herd is just waste. But you musn’t kill
all or you kill the herd. The unkilled cattle
are the herd, the continuation; the unorganised side
of life is the real life. The reality of life
is adventure, not performance. What isn’t
adventure isn’t life. What can be ruled
about can be machined. But priests and schoolmasters
and bureaucrats get hold of life and try to make it
all rules, all etiquette and regulation
and correctitude.... And parents and the love
of parents make for the same thing. It is all
very well to experiment for oneself, but when one
sees these dear things of one’s own, so young
and inexperienced and so capable of every sort of
gallant foolishness, walking along the narrow plank,
going down into dark jungles, ah! then it makes one
want to wrap them in laws and foresight and fence
them about with ‘Verboten’ boards
in all the conceivable aspects....”
“In America of course we do
set a certain store upon youthful self-reliance,”
said Mr. Direck.
“As we do here. It’s
in your blood and our blood. It’s the instinct
of the English and the Irish anyhow to suspect government
and take the risks of the chancy way.... And
manifestly the Russians, if you read their novelists,
have the same twist in them.... When we get this
young Prussian here, he’s a marvel to us.
He really believes in Law. He likes to
obey. That seems a sort of joke to us. It’s
curious how foreign these Germans are to
all the rest of the world. Because of their docility.
Scratch the Russian and you get the Tartar. Educate
the Russian or the American or the Englishman or the
Irishman or Frenchman or any real northern European
except the German, and you get the Anarchist, that
is to say the man who dreams of order without organisation of
something beyond organisation....
“It’s one o’clock,”
said Mr. Britling abruptly, perceiving a shade of
fatigue upon the face of his hearer and realising that
his thoughts had taken him too far, “and Sunday.
Let’s go to bed.”
Section 11
For a time Mr. Direck could not sleep.
His mind had been too excited by this incessant day
with all its novelties and all its provocations to
comparison. The whole complicated spectacle grouped
itself, with a naturalness and a complete want of
logic that all who have been young will understand,
about Cecily Corner.
She had to be in the picture, and
so she came in as though she were the central figure,
as though she were the quintessential England.
There she was, the type, the blood, the likeness,
of no end of Massachusetts families, the very same
stuff indeed, and yet she was different....
For a time his thoughts hovered ineffectively
about certain details of her ear and cheek, and one
may doubt if his interest in these things was entirely
international....
Then he found himself under way with
an exposition of certain points to Mr. Britling.
In the security of his bed he could imagine that he
was talking very slowly and carefully while Mr. Britling
listened; already he was more than half way to dreamland
or he could not have supposed anything so incredible.
“There’s a curious sort
of difference,” he was saying. “It
is difficult to define, but on the whole I might express
it by saying that such a gathering as this if it was
in America would be drawn with harder lines, would
show its bones more and have everything more emphatic.
And just to take one illustrative point: in America
in such a gathering as this there would be bound to
be several jokes going on as it were, running jokes
and running criticisms, from day to day and from week
to week.... There would be jokes about your writing
and your influence and jokes about Miss Corner’s
advanced reading.... You see, in America we pay
much more attention to personal character. Here
people, I notice, are not talked to about their personal
characters at all, and many of them do not seem to
be aware and do not seem to mind what personal characters
they have....
“And another thing I find noteworthy
is the way in which what I might call mature people
seem to go on having a good time instead of standing
by and applauding the young people having a good time....
And the young people do not seem to have set out to
have a good time at all.... Now in America, a
charming girl like Miss Corner would be distinctly
more aware of herself and her vitality than she is
here, distinctly more. Her peculiarly charming
sidelong look, if I might make so free with her would
have been called attention to. It’s a perfectly
beautiful look, the sort of look some great artist
would have loved to make immortal. It’s
a look I shall find it hard to forget.... But
she doesn’t seem to be aware in the least of
it. In America she would be aware of it.
She would be distinctly aware of it. She would
have been made aware of it. She would
have been advised of it. It would be looked for
and she would know it was looked for. She would
give it as a singer gives her most popular
song. Mamie Nelson, for example, used to give
a peculiar little throw back of the chin and a laugh....
It was talked about. People came to see it....
“Of course Mamie Nelson was
a very brilliant girl indeed. I suppose in England
you would say we spoilt her. I suppose we did
spoil her....”
It came into Mr. Direck’s head
that for a whole day he had scarcely given a thought
to Mamie Nelson. And now he was thinking of her calmly.
Why shouldn’t one think of Mamie Nelson calmly?
She was a proud imperious thing.
There was something Southern in her. Very dark
blue eyes she had, much darker than Miss Corner’s....
But how tortuous she had been behind
that outward pride of hers! For four years she
had let him think he was the only man who really mattered
in the world, and all the time quite clearly and definitely
she had deceived him. She had made a fool of
him and she had made a fool of the others perhaps just
to have her retinue and play the queen in her world.
And at last humiliation, bitter humiliation, and Mamie
with her chin in the air and her bright triumphant
smile looking down on him.
Hadn’t he, she asked, had the privilege of loving
her?
She took herself at the value they had set upon her.
Well somehow that wasn’t
right....
All the way across the Atlantic Mr.
Direck had been trying to forget her downward glance
with the chin up, during that last encounter and
other aspects of the same humiliation. The years
he had spent upon her! The time! Always
relying upon her assurance of a special preference
for him. He tried to think he was suffering from
the pangs of unrequited love, and to conceal from
himself just how bitterly his pride and vanity had
been rent by her ultimate rejection. There had
been a time when she had given him reason to laugh
in his sleeve at Booth Wilmington.
Perhaps Booth Wilmington had also
had reason for laughing in his sleeve....
Had she even loved Booth Wilmington?
Or had she just snatched at him?...
Wasn’t he, Direck, as good a
man as Booth Wilmington anyhow?...
For some moments the old sting of
jealousy rankled again. He recalled the flaring
rivalry that had ended in his defeat, the competition
of gifts and treats.... A thing so open that
all Carrierville knew of it, discussed it, took sides....
And over it all Mamie with her flashing smile had
sailed like a processional goddess....
Why, they had made jokes about him in the newspapers!
One couldn’t imagine such a
contest in Matching’s Easy. Yet surely even
in Matching’s Easy there are lovers.
Is it something in the air, something
in the climate that makes things harder and clearer
in America?...
Cissie why shouldn’t
one call her Cissie in one’s private thoughts
anyhow? would never be as hard and clear
as Mamie. She had English eyes merciful
eyes....
That was the word merciful!
The English light, the English air, are merciful....
Merciful....
They tolerate old things and slow things and imperfect
apprehensions.
They aren’t always getting at you....
They don’t laugh at you.... At least they
laugh differently....
Was England the tolerant country?
With its kind eyes and its wary sidelong look.
Toleration. In which everything mellowed and nothing
was destroyed. A soft country. A country
with a passion for imperfection. A padded country....
England all stuffed with
soft feathers ... under one’s ear. A pillow with
soft, kind Corners ... Beautiful rounded Corners....
Dear, dear Corners. Cissie Corners. Corners.
Could there be a better family?
Massachusetts but in heaven....
Harps playing two-steps, and kind angels wrapped in
moonlight.
Very softly I and you,
One turn, two turn, three turn, too.
Off we go!....