It was a most critical moment in the
life histories of several young men who had grown
to consider themselves as future officers in the United
States Navy!
Such a man as Midshipman Bender was
certain to report any form of hazing he detected.
Now, the usual punishment meted out
to hazers at either Annapolis or West Point is dismissal
from the service!
True, this was not brutal hazing,
but merely the light form of the sport known as “running”
the new man.
Nevertheless, “all hazing looks
alike” to the public, when posted by the newspapers,
and the Naval Academy authorities deal severely with
even “running.”
So, for all of the “youngsters,”
or third class men, who had been conducting the evening’s
festivities, all the elements of trouble, and perhaps
of dismissal, were at hand.
But Dave Darrin had been the first
to hear the soft approach of footsteps, and somehow,
he had guessed at the meaning of it all.
Just in the fraction of a second before
the knock had sounded at the door Dave had made a
fine handspring that brought him from his topsy-turvy
attitude to a position of standing on his feet.
And, at the same time, he held the washbowl in his
hand without having spilled a drop of the water.
Like a flash Dave few across the room, depositing
the bowl where it belonged. With a towel he
wiped his hair, then swiftly mopped his face dry.
Hair brush and comb in hand, he turned, saving:
“Why, I suppose, gentlemen,
Dalzell and myself were very fair athletes in the
High School sense of the word. But it’s
a long jump from that to aspiring to the Navy football
team. Of course we’ll turn out for practice,
if you wish, but ”
At this moment, Lieutenant Bender,
the “duty-crazy” one, thrust the door
open.
Here Dave, on his way to the mirror,
hairbrush and comb in hand, halted as though for the
first time aware of the accusing presence of Bender,
midshipman in charge of the floor for the day.
“Uh-hum!” choked Midshipman
Bender more confused, even, than he had expected the
others to be.
“Looks like rather good material,
doesn’t he, Bender?” inquired Mr. Trotter.
“Green, of course, and yet ”
“I didn’t come here to
discuss Navy athletics,” replied Midshipman
Bender.
“Oh, an official visit is
that it?” asked shipman Hayes, favoring the
official visitor with a baby-stare. “As
it is past graduation, and there are no evening study
hours, there is no regulation against visiting in
the rooms of other members of the brigade.”
“No,” snapped Mr. Bender, “there
is not.”
Saying this the midshipman in charge
turned on his heel and left the room.
An instant after the door had closed
the lately scared youngsters expressed themselves
by a broad grin, which deepened to a very decided
chuckle as Mr. Bender’s footsteps died away.
“Mister,” cried Midshipman
Trotter, favoring Darrin with a glance of frank friendliness,
“do you know that you saved us from frapping
the pap hard?”
“And that perhaps you’ve
saved us from bilging?” added Midshipman Hayes.
“I’m such a greenhorn
about the Navy, sir, that I am afraid I don’t
follow you in the least, sir,” Darrin replied
quietly.
Then they explained to him that the
“pap” is the conduct report, and that
“to frap” is to hit. To “frap
the pap” means to “get stuck on”
the conduct report for a breach of discipline.
A “bilger” is one who is dropped from
the service, or who is turned back to the class below.
“I judged that there was some
trouble coming sir,” Dave confessed, “and
I did the best that I could. It was good luck
on my part that I was able to be of service to you.”
“Good luck, eh?” retorted
Midshipman Trotter. “Third class men,
fall in!”
As the “youngsters” lined
up Mr. Trotter, standing at the right of the line,
asked coaxingly:
“Mister, will you be condescending
enough to pass down the line and shake hands with
each of us?”
Flushing modestly, but grinning, Dave
did as asked or directed.
“Mister,” continued Midshipman
Trotter impressively, “we find ourselves very
close to being ‘spoons on’ you.”
For a youngster to be “spoons
on” a new fourth classman means for the former
to treat the latter very nearly as though he were
a human being.
“Now, you green dandelions may
go,” suggested Mr. Trotter, turning to the four
“visiting” plebes.
As soon as this had come about Trotter
turned to Dave Darrin.
“Mister, we humble representatives
of the third class are going to show you the only
sign of appreciation within our power. We are
going to invite you to stroll down the deck and visit
us in our steerage. Your roommate is invited
to join us.”
Dave and Dan promptly accepted, with
becoming appreciation. All of the youngsters
escorted Dave and Dan down the corridor to Midshipman
Trotter’s room.
In the course of the next hour the
youngsters told these new midshipmen much about the
life at the Naval Academy that it would otherwise
have taken the two plebes long to have found out for
themselves.
They were initiated into much of the
slang language that the older midshipmen use when
conversing together. Many somewhat obscure points
in the regulations were made clear to them.
Lest the reader may wonder why new
fourth class men should tamely submit to hazing or
“running,” when the regulations of the
Naval Academy expressly prohibit these upper class
sports, it may be explained that the midshipmen of
the brigade have their own internal discipline.
A new man may very easily evade being
hazed, if he insists upon it.
His first refusals will be met with
challenges to fight. If he continues to refuse
to be “hazed” or “run,” he
will soon find himself ostracized by all of the upper
class men. Then his own classmates will have
to “cut” him, or they, too, will be “cut.”
The man who is “cut” may usually as well
resign from the Naval Academy at once. His continued
stay there will become impossible when no other midshipman
will recognize him except in discharge of official
duties.
The new man at Annapolis, if he has
any sense at all, will quietly and cheerfully submit
to being “run.” This fate falls upon
every new fourth class man, or nearly so. The
only fourth class man who escapes bring “run”
is the one who is considered as being beneath notice.
Unhappy, indeed, is the plebe whom none of the youngsters
above him will consent to haze. And frequent
it happens that the most popular man in an upper class
is one who, while in the fourth class, was the most
unmercifully hazed.
Often a new man at the Naval Academy
arrives with a firm resolution to resist all attempts
at running or hazing. He considers himself as
good as any of the upper class men, and is going to
insist on uniformly good treatment from the upper
class men.
If this be the new man’s frame
of mind he is set down as being “ratey.”
But often the new man arrives with
a conviction that he will have to submit to a certain
amount of good-natured hazing by his class elders.
Yet this man, from having been spoiled more or less
at home, is “fresh.” In this case
he is called only “touge.”
Hence it is a far more hopeful sign
to be “touge” than to be “ratey.”
The new man who honestly tries to
be neither “touge” nor “ratey,”
and who has a sensible resolve to submit to tradition,
is sometimes termed “almost sea-going.”
Dave Darrin was promptly recognized
as being “almost sea-going.” He would
need but little running.
Dan Dalzell, on the other hand, was
soon listed as being “touge,” though not
“ratey.”