Now it so befell that on the very
day when Capt’n Davy and Mrs. Quiggin quarreled
and separated, two of their friends were by their urgent
invitation crossing from England to visit them, Davy’s
friend was Jonathan Lovibond, an Englishman, whose
acquaintance he had made on the coast. Mrs. Quiggin’s
was Jenny Crow, a young lady of lively manners, whom
she had annexed during her four years’ residence
at Liverpool. These two had been lovers five
years before, had quarreled and parted on the eve
of the time appointed for their marriage, and had not
since set eyes on each other. They met for the
first time afterward on the steamer that was taking
them to the Isle of Man, and neither knew the destination
of the other.
Miss Crow looked out of her twinkling
eyes and saw a gentleman promenading on the quarter-deck
before her, whom she must have thought she had somewhere
seen before, but that his gigantic black mustache was
a puzzle, and the little imperial on his chin was a
baffling difficulty. Mr. Lovibond puffed the
smoke from a colossal cigar, and wondered if the world
held two pair of eyes like those big black ones which
glanced up at him sometimes from a deck stool, a puffy
pile of wool, two long crochet needles, and a couple
of white hands, from which there flashed a diamond
ring he somehow thought he knew.
These mutual meditations lasted two
long hours, and then a runaway ball of the wool from
the lap of the lady on the deck stool was hotly pursued
by the gentleman with the mustache, and instantly all
uncertainty was at an end.
After exclamations of surprise at
the strange recognition (it was all so sudden), the
two old friends came to closer quarters. They
touched gingerly on the past, had some tender passages
of delicate fencing, gave various sly hits and digs,
threw out certain subtle hints, and came to a mutual
and satisfactory understanding. Neither had ever
looked at anybody else since their rupture, and therefore
both were still unmarried.
Having reached this stage of investigation,
the wool and its needles were stowed away in a basket
under the chair, in order that the lady might accept
the invitation of the gentleman to walk with him on
the deck; and as the wind had freshened by this time,
and walking in skirts was like tacking in a stiff
breeze, the gentleman offered his arm to the lady,
and thus they sailed forth together.
“And with whom are you to stay
when we reach the island, Jenny?” said Lovibond.
“With a young Manx friend lately married,”
said Jenny.
“That’s strange; for I am going to do
the same,” said Lovibond. “Where?”
“At Castle Mona,” said Jenny.
“That’s stranger still;
for it’s the place to which I am going,”
said Lovibond. “What’s your Manx
friend’s name?”
“Mrs. Quiggin, now,” said Jenny.
“That’s strangest of all,”
said Lovibond; “for my friend is Captain Quiggin,
and we are bound for the same place, on the same errand.”
This series of coincidences thawed
down the remaining frost between the pair, and they
exchanged mutual confidences. They had gone so
far as to promise themselves a fortnight’s further
enjoyment of each other’s society, when their
arrival at Douglas put a sudden end to their anticipations.
Two carriages were waiting for them
on the pier one, with a maid inside, was
to take Jenny to Castle Mona: the other, with
a boy, was to take Lovibond to Fort Ann.
The maid was Peggy Quine, seventeen
years of age, of dark complexion, nearly as round
as a dolley-tub, and of deadly earnest temperament.
When Jenny found herself face to face and alone with
this person, she lost no time in asking how it came
to pass that Mrs. Quiggin was at Castle Mona while
her husband was at Fort Ann.
“They’ve parted, ma’am,” said
Peggy.
“Parted?” shrieked Jenny above the rattle
of the carriage glass.
“Ah, yes, ma’am,”
Peggy stammered; “cruel, ma’am, right cruel,
cruel extraordinary. It’s a wonder the
capt’n doesn’t think shame of his conduck.
The poor misthress! She’s clane heartbroken.
It’s a mercy to me she didn’t clout him.”
In two minutes more Jenny was in Mrs.
Quiggin’s room at Castle Mona, crying, “Gracious
me, Ellen, what is this your maid tells me?”
Nelly had been eating out her heart
in silence all day long, and now the flood of her
pride and wrath burst out, and she poured her wrongs
upon Jenny as fiercely as if that lady stood for the
transgressions of her husband.
“He reproached me with my poverty,” she
cried.
“What?”
“Well, he told me I had only
married him for his money there’s
not much difference.”
“And what did you say?” said Jenny.
“Say? What could I say?
What would any woman say who had any respect for herself?”
“But how did he come to accuse
you of marrying him for his money? Had you asked
him for any?”
“Not I, indeed.”
“Perhaps you hadn’t loved him enough?”
“Not that either that I know of.”
“Then why did he say it?”
“Just because I wanted him to
respect himself, and have some respect for his wife,
too, and behave as a gentleman, and not as a raw Manx
rabbit from the Calf.”
Jenny gave a look of amused intelligence,
and said, “Oh, oh, I see, I see! Well,
let me take off my bonnet, at all events.”
While this was being done in the bedroom
Nelly, who was furtively wiping her eyes, continued
the recital of her wrongs:
“Would you believe it, Jenny,
the first thing he did when we arrived here after
the wedding was to shake hands with the hall porter,
and the boots who took our luggage, and ask after
their sisters and their mothers, and their sweethearts the
man knew them all. And when he heard from his
boy, Willie Quarrie, that the cook was a person from
Michael, it was as much as I could do to keep him
from tearing down to the kitchen to talk about old
times.”
“Yes, I see,” said Jenny;
“he has made a fortune, but he is just the same
simple Manx lad that he was ten years ago.”
“Just, just! We can’t
go out for a walk together but he shouts, ’How
do? Fine day, mates!’ to the drivers of
the hackney cabs across the promenade; and the joy
of his life is to get up at seven in the morning and
go down to the quay before breakfast to keep tally
with a chalk for the fishermen counting their herrings
out of the boats into the barrels.”
“Not a bit changed, then, since
he went away?” said Jenny, before the glass.
“Not a bit; and because I asked
him to know his place, and if he is a gentleman to
behave as a gentleman and speak as a gentleman and
not make so easy with such as don’t respect
him any the better for it, he turns on me and tells
me I’ve only married him for his money.”
“Dreadful!” said Jenny,
fixing her fringe. “And is this the old
sweetheart you have waited ten years for?”
“Indeed, it is.”
“And now that he has come back
and you’ve married him, he has parted from you
in ten days?”
“Yes; and it will be the talk
of the island indeed it will.”
“Shocking! And so he has
left you here on your honeymoon without a penny to
bless yourself?”
“Oh, for the matter of that,
he fixed something on me before the wedding a
jointure, the advocates called it.”
“Terrible! Let me see.
He’s the one who sent you presents from America?”
“Oh; he piled presents enough
on me. It’s the way of the men: the
stingiest will do that. They like to think they’re
such generous creatures. But let a poor woman
count on it, and she’ll soon be wakened from
her dream. ‘You married me for my money deny
it?’”
“Fearful!”
Jenny was leaning her forehead against
the window sash, and looking vacantly out on the bay.
Nelly observed her a moment, stopped suddenly in the
tale of her troubles, and said, in another voice, “Jenny
Crow, I believe you are laughing at me. It’s
always the way with you. You can take nothing
seriously.”
Jenny turned back to the room with
a solemn face, and said, “Nellie, if you waited
ten years for your husband, I suppose that he waited
ten years for you.”
“I suppose he did.”
“And, if he is the same man
as he was when he went away, I suppose his love is
the same?”
“Then how could he say such things?”
“And, if he is the same, and
his love is the same, isn’t it possible that
somebody else is different?”
“Now, Jenny Crow, you are going
to say it’s all my fault?”
“Not all, Nelly. Something has come between
you.”
“It’s the money.
Oh, Jenny, if you ever marry, marry a poor man, and
then he can’t fling it in your face that you
are poorer than he.”
“No; it can’t be the money,
Nelly, for the money is his, and yet it hasn’t
changed him. And, Nelly, isn’t it a good
thing in a rich man not to turn his back on his old
poor comrades not to think because he has
been in the sun that people are black who are only
in the shade not to pretend to have altered
his skin because his coat has changed isn’t
it?”
“I see what you mean. You
mean that I’ve driven my husband away with my
bad temper.”
“No; not that; but Nelly dear
old Nell think what you’re doing.
Take warning from one who once made shipwreck of her
own life. Think no man common who loves you no
matter what his ways are, or his manners, or his speech.
Love makes the true nobility. It ennobles him
who loves you and you who are beloved. Cling
to it prize it do not throw it
away. Money can not buy it, nor fame nor rank
atone for it. When a woman is loved she is a
queen, and he who loves her is her king.”
Mrs. Quiggin was weeping behind her
hands by this time, but she lifted swollen eyes to
say, “I see; you would have me go to him and
submit, and explain, and beg his pardon. ’Dear
David, I didn’t marry you for your money ’
No,” leaping to her feet, “I’ll scrub
my fingers to the bone first.”
“But, Nelly ”
“Say no more, Jenny Crow, We’re
hot-headed people, both of us, and we’ll quarrel.”
Then Jenny’s solemn manner was
gone in an instant. She snapped her fingers,
kicked up one leg a little, and said lightly, “Very
well; and now let us have some dinner,”
Meantime Lovibond was hearing the
other side of the story from Captain Davy at Forte
Ann. On the way there he had heard of the separation
from the boy, Willie Quarrie, a lugubrious Manx lad,
eighteen years old, with a face as white as a haddock
and as grim as a gannet.
“Aw, terr’ble doings,
sir, terr’ble, terr’ble!” moaned
Willie. “Young Mistress Quiggin ateing
her heart out at Castle Mona, and Captain Davy hisself
at Forte Ann over, drinking and tearing and carrying
on till all’s blue.”
Lovibond found Captain Davy in the
smoke-room with a face as hard as a frozen turnip,
one leg over the arm of an elbow chair, a church-warden
pipe in his mouth, a gigantic glass of brandy and soda
before him, and an admiring circle of the laziest
riff-raff of the town about him. As soon as they
were alone he said:
“But what’s this that your boy tells me,
captain?”
“I’m foundered,”
said Davy, “broke, wrecked, the screw of my tide’s
gone twisting on the rocks. I’m done, mate,
I’m done.”
Then he proceeded to recite the incidents
of the quarrel, coloring them by the light of the
numerous glasses with which he had covered his brain
since morning.
“‘You’ve married me for my money,’ says I. ‘What else?’ said she. ’Then
d------ the money,’ says I, ‘I’ll lave you till it’s gone.’ ’Do it and
welcome,’ says she, and I’m doing it, bad cess to it, I’m doing it.
But, stop this jaw. I swore to myself I wouldn’t spake of it to any man
living. What d’ye drink? I’ve took to the brandy swig myself. Join
in. Mate!” (this in a voice of thunder to the waiter at the end of the
adjoining room) “brandy for the gentleman.”
Lovibond waited a moment and then
said quietly, “But whatever made you give her
an ungenerous stab like that, captain?”
Davy looked up curiously and answered,
“That’s just what I’ve tooken six
big drinks to find out. But no use at all, and
what’s left to do?”
“Why take it back?” said Lovibond.
“No, deng my buttons if I will.”
“Why not?”
“’Cause it’s true.”
Lovibond waited again, and then said
in another voice, “And is this the little girl
you used to tell of out yonder on the coast Nessy,
Nelly, Nell, what was it?”
Davy’s eyes began to fill, but
his mouth remained firm. He cleared his throat
noisily, shook the dust out of his pipe on to the heel
of his boot, and said, “No yes no Well,
it is and it isn’t. It’s Nelly Kinvig,
that’s sartén sure. But the juice of
the woman’s sowl’s dried up.”
“The little thing that used
to know your rap at the kitchen window, and come tripping
out like a bird chirping in the night, and go linking
down the lane with you in the starlight?”
Davy broke the shaft of his churchwarden
into small lengths, and flung the pieces out at the
open window and said, “I darn’t say no.”
“The one that stuck to you like
wax when her father gave you the great bounce out eh?”
Davy wriggled and spat, and then muttered, “You
go bail.”
“You have known her since you were children,
haven’t you?”
Davy’s hard face thawed suddenly,
and he said, “Ay, since she wore petticoats
up to her knees, and I was a boy in a jacket, and we
played hop-skotch in the haggard, and double-my-duck
agen the cowhouse gable. Aw dear, aw dear!
The sweet little thing she was then any way. Yellow
hair at her, and eyes like the sea, and a voice same
as the throstle! Well, well, to think, to think!
Playing in the gorse and the ling together, and the
daisies and the buttercups and then the
curlews whistling and the river singing like music,
and the bees ahumoning aw, terr’ble
sweet and nice. And me going barefoot, and her
bare-legged, and divil a hat at the one of us aw,
deary me, deary me! Wasn’t much starch
at her in them ould days, mate.”
“Is there now, captain?”
“Now? D’ye say now?
My goodness! It’s always hemming and humming
and a heise of the neck, and her head up like a Cochin-China,
with a topknot, and ‘How d’ye do?’
and cetererar and cetererar. Aw, smooth as an
ould threepenny bit smooth astonishing.
And partic’lar! My gough! You couldn’t
call Tom to a cat afore her, but she’d be agate
of you to make it Thomas.”
Lovibond smiled behind his big mustache.
“The rael ould Manx isn’t
good enough for her now. Well, I wasn’t
objecting, not me. She’s got the English
tongue at her that’s all right.
Only I’ll stick to what I’m used of.
Job’s patience went at last and so did mine,
and I arn’t much of a Job neither.”
“And what has made all this difference,”
said Lovibond.
“Why, the money, of coorse.
It was the money that done it, bad sess to it,”
said Davy, pitching the head of his pipe after the
shank. “I went out yonder to get it and
I got it. Middling hard work, too, but no matter.
It was to be all for her. ‘I’ll come
back, Nelly,’ says I, ’and we’ll
take Ballacry and have six craythurs and a pony, and
keep a girl to do for you, and you’ll take your
aise only milking maybe, or churning,
but nothing to do no harm.’ I was ten years
getting it, and I never took notions on no other girls
neither. No, honor bright, thinks I, Nelly’s
waiting for you, Davy. Always dreaming of her,
’cept when them lazy black chaps wanted leathering,
and that’s a job that isn’t nothing without
a bit of swearing at whiles. But at night, aw,
at night, mate, lying out on the deck in that heat
like the miller’s kiln, and shelling your clothes
piece by piece same as a bushel of oats, and looking
up at the stars atwinkling in the sky, and spotting
one of them, and saying to yourself quietlike, so
as them niggers won’t hear, ’That’s
star is atwinkling over Nelly, too, and maybe she’s
watching it now.’ It seemed as if we wasn’t
so far apart then. Somehow it made the world
a taste smaller. ‘Shine on, my beauty,’
thinks I, ’shine down straight into Nelly’s
room, and if she’s awake tell her I’m coming,
and if she’s asleep just make her dream that
I’m loving nobody else till her.’
But, chut! It was myself that was dreaming.
Drink up! She married me for my money, so I’m
making it fly.”
“And when it’s gone what
then?” said Lovibond. “Will you go
back to her!”
“Maybe so, maybe no.”
“Will anything be the better because the money’s
spent?”
“God knows.”
“Will she be as sweet and good
as she once was when you are as poor as you were?”
Davy heaved up to his feet. “What’s
the use of thinking of the like of that?” he
cried. “My money’s mine, I baked for
it out in that oven. Now I’m spending it,
and what for shouldn’t I? Here goes healths
apiece!”
Next day Lovibond and Jenny Crow met
on the pier. There they pondered the ticklish
situation of their friends, and every word they said
on it was pointed and punctuated by a sense of their
own relations.
“It’s plain that the good
fools love each other,” said Jenny.
“Quite plain,” said Lovibond.
“Heigho! It’s mad
work being angry with somebody you are dying to love,”
said Jenny.
“Colney Hatch is nothing to it,” said
Lovibond.
“Smaller things have parted people for years,”
said Jenny.
“Yes; five years,” said Lovibond.
“The longer apart the wider
the breach, and the harder to cover it,” said
Jenny.
“Just so,” said Lovibond.
“They must meet. Of course
they’ll fight like cat and dog, but better that
than this separation. Time leaves bigger scars
than claws ever made. Now, couldn’t we
bring them together?”
“Just what I was thinking,” said Lovibond.
“I’m sure he must be a
dear, simple soul, though I’ve never set eyes
on him,” said Jenny.
“And I’m certain she must
be as sweet as an angel, though I’ve never seen
her,” said Lovibond.
Jenny shot a jealous glance at her
companion, then cracked two fingers and said eagerly,
“There you are there’s the idea
in a cockle-shell. Now if each could see the
other through other eyes!”
“The very thing!” said Lovibond.
“Then why don’t you give
me your arm at once, and let me think me over?”
said Jenny. In less than an hour these two wise
heads had devised a scheme to bring Capt’n Davy
and his bride together. What that scheme was
and how it worked let those who read discover.