The house to which Glory had fled
out of the fog was a little dingy tobacconist’s
shop opening on a narrow alley that runs from Holborn
into Lincoln’s-Inn Fields. It was kept
by the baby farmer whom she had met at the house of
Polly Love, and the memory of the address thrust upon
her there had been her only resource on that day of
crushing disappointment and that night of peril.
Mrs. Jupe’s husband, a waiter at a West End
club, was a simple and helpless creature, very fond
of his wife, much deceived by her, and kept in ignorance
of the darker side of her business operations.
Their daughter, familiarly called “Booboo,”
a silent child with cunning eyes and pasty cheeks,
was being brought up to help in the shop and to dodge
the inspector of the school board.
On coming downstairs next morning
to the close and dingy parlour at the back, Glory
had looked about her as one who had expected something
she did not see, whereupon Mrs. Jupe, who was at breakfast
with her husband, threw up her little twinkling eyes
and said:
“Now I know what she’s a-lookin’
for; it’s the byeby.”
“Where is it?” said Glory.
“Gorn, my dear.”
“Surely you don’t mean ”
“No, not dead, but I ’ad to put it out,
pore thing!”
“Ye see, miss,” said Mr.
Jupe with his mouth full, “my missus couldn’t
nurse the byeby and ’tend to the biziniss as
well, so as reason was ”
“It brikes my ’eart to think it; but it
made such a n’ise, pore darling!”
“Does the mother know?” said Glory.
“That wasn’t necessary,
my dear. It’s gorn to a pusson I can trust
to tyke keer of it, and I’m trooly thenkful ”
“It jest amarnts to this, miss:
the biziness is too much for the missus as things
is ”
“I wouldn’t keer if my
’ealth was what it used to be, in the dyes when
I ’ad Booboo.”
“But it ain’t, and she’s
often said as how she’d like a young laidy to
live with her and ’elp her with the shop.”
“A nice-lookin’ girl might
’ave a-many chawnces in a place syme as
this, my dear.”
“Lawd, yus; and when I seen
the young laidy come in at the door, ’Strike
me lucky!’ thinks I, ‘the very one!’”
“Syme ’ere, my dear.
I reckkernized ye the minute I seen ye; and if ye
want to leave the hospital and myke a stawt, as you
were sayinglast night ”
Glory stopped them. They were
on the wrong trace entirely. She had merely come
to lodge with them, and if that was not agreeable
“Well, and so ye shell, my dear;
and if ye don’t like the shop all at onct, there’s
Booboo, she wants lessons ”
“But I can pay,” said
Glory, and then she was compelled to say something
of her plans. She wanted to become a singer, perhaps
an actress, and to tell them the truth she might not
be staying long, for when she got engagements
“Jest as you like, my dear;
myke yerself at ’ome. On’y don’t
be in a ’urry about engygements. Good ones
ain’t tots picked up by the childring in the
streets these dyes.”
Nevertheless it was agreed that Glory
was to lodge at the tobacconist’s, and Mr. Jupe
was to bring her box from the hospital on coming home
that night from his work. She was to pay ten
shillings a week, all told, so that her money would
last four or five weeks, and leave something to spare.
“But I shall be earning long before that,”
she thought, and her resources seemed boundless.
She started on her enterprise instantly, knowing no
more of how to begin than that it would first be necessary
to find the office of an agent. Mr. Jupe remembered
one such place.
“It’s in a street off
of Waterloo Road,” he said, “and the name
on the windows is Josephs.”
Glory found this person in a fur-lined
coat and an opera hat, sitting in a room which was
papered with photographs, chiefly of the nude and the
semi-nude, intermingled with sheafs of playbills that
hung from the walls like ballads, from the board of
the balladmonger.
“Vell, vot’s yer line?” he asked.
Glory answered nervously and indefinitely.
“Vot can you do then?”
She could sing and recite and imitate people.
The man shrugged his shoulders.
“My terms are two guineas down and ten per cent
on salary.”
Glory rose to go. “That is impossible.
I can not ”
“Vait a minute. How much have you got?”
“Isn’t that my business, sir?”
“Touchy, ain’t ye, miss?
But if you mean bizness, I’ll tyke a guinea and
give you the first chawnce what comes in.”
Reluctantly, fearfully, distrustfully,
Glory paid her guinea and left her address.
“Daddle doo,” said the agent.
Then she found herself in the street.
“Two weeks less for lodgings,”
she thought, as she returned to the tobacconist’s.
But Mrs. Jupe seemed entirely satisfied.
“What did I tell ye, my dear?
Good engygements ain’t chasing nobody abart
the streets these dyes, and there’s that many
girls now as can do a song and a dance and a recitashing ”
Three days passed, four days, five
days, six days, a week, and still no word from Mr.
Josephs. Glory called on him again. He counselled
patience. It was the dead season at the theatres
and music halls, but if she only waited
She waited a week longer and then
called again, and again, and yet again. But she
brought nothing back except her mimicry of the man’s
manner. She could hit him off to a hairhis
raucous voice, his guttural utterance, and the shrug
of his shoulders that told of the Ghetto.
Mrs. Jupe shrieked with laughter.
That lady’s spirits were going up as Glory’s
came down. At the end of the third week she said,
“I can’t abear to tyke yer money no longer,
my dear, you not doing nothink.”
Then she hinted at a new arrangement.
She had to be much from home. It was necessary;
her health was pooran obvious fiction.
During her absence she had to leave Booboo in charge.
“It ain’t good for the
child, my dear, and it ain’t good for the shop;
but if anybody syme as yerself would tyke a turn behind
the counter ”
Having less than ten shillings in
her pocket, Glory was forced to submit.
There was a considerable traffic through
the little turnstile. Lying between Bedford Row
and Lincoln’s Inn, it was the usual course of
lawyers and lawyers’ clerks passing to and fro
from the courts. They were not long in seeing
that a fresh and beautiful face was behind the counter
of the dingy little tobacco-shop. Business increased,
and Mrs. Jupe became radiant.
“What did I tell ye, my dear?
There’s more real gentlemen a-mooching rahnd
here in a day than a girl would have a chawnce of meeting
in a awspital in a twelvemonth.”
Glory’s very soul was sickening.
The attentions of the men, their easy manners, their
little liberties, their bows, their smiles, their
complimentsit was gall and wormwood to
the girl’s unbroken spirit. Nevertheless
she was conscious of a certain pleasure in the bitterness.
The bitterness was her own, the pleasure some one else’s,
so to speak, who was looking on and laughing.
She felt an unconquerable impulse to sharpen her wit
on Mrs. Jupe’s customers, and even to imitate
them to their faces. They liked it, so she was
good for business both ways.
But she remembered John Storm and
felt suffocated with shame. Her thoughts turned
to him constantly, and she called at the hospital to
ask if there were any letters. There were two,
but neither of them was from Bishopsgate Street.
One was from Aunt Anna. Glory was not to dream
of leaving the hospital. With tithes going down
every year, and everything else going up, how could
she think of throwing away a salary and adding to
their anxieties? The other was from her grandfather:
“Glad to hear you have had a
holiday, dear Glory, and trust you are feeling the
better for the change. Must confess to being a
little startled by the account of your adventure on
Lord Mayor’s Day, with the wild scheme for cutting
adrift from the hospital and taking London by storm.
But it was just like my little witch, my wandering
gipsy, and I knew it was all nonsense; so when Aunt
Anna began to scold I took my pipe and went upstairs.
Sorry to hear that John Storm has gone over to Popery,
for that is what it comes to, though he is not under
the Romish obedience. I am the more concerned
because I failed to make his peace with his father.
The old man seems to blame me for everything, and has
even taken to passing me on the road. Give my
best respects to Mrs. Jupe, when you see her again,
with my thanks for taking care of you. And now
that you are alone in that great and wicked Babylon,
take good care of yourself, my dear one. To know
that my runaway is well and happy and prosperous is
all I have left to reconcile me to her absence.
Yes, the harvest is over and threshed and housed,
and we have fires in the parlour nearly every day,
which makes Anna severe sometimes, coals being so dear
just now, and the turf no longer allowed to us.”
It was ten days overdue. That
night, in her little bedroom, with its low ceiling
and sloping floor, Glory wrote her answer:
“But it isn’t nonsense,
my dear grandfather, and I really have left the hospital.
I don’t know if it was the holiday and the liberty
or what, but I felt like that young hawk at Glenfabado
you remember it?the one that was partly
snared and came dragging the trap on to the lawn by
a string caught round its leg. I had to cut it
away, I had to, I had to! But you mustn’t
feel one single moment’s uneasiness about me.
An able-bodied woman like Glory Quayle doesn’t
starve in a place like London. Besides, I am
provided for already, so you see my bow abides in
strength. The first morning after my arrival Mrs.
Jupe told me that if I cared to take to myself the
style and title of teacheress to her little Slyboots
I had only to say the word and I should be as welcome
as the flowers in May. It isn’t exactly
first fiddling, you know, and it doesn’t bring
an ambassador’s salary, but it may serve for
the present, and give me time to look about.
You mustn’t pay too much attention to my lamentations
about being compelled by Nature to wear a petticoat.
Things being so arranged in this world I’ll
make them do. But it does make one’s head
swim and one’s wings droop to see how hard Nature
is on a woman compared to a man. Unless she is
a genius or a jelly-fish there seems to be only one
career open to her, and that is a lottery, with marriage
for the prizes, and for the blanksoh dear,
oh dear! Not that I have anything to complain
of, and I hate to be so sensitive. Life is wonderfully
interesting, and the world is such an amusing place
that I’ve no patience with people who run away
from it, and if I were a manbut wait,
only wait, good people!”