When Caesar got to the quay, he looked
about with watchful eyes, as if fearing he might find
somebody there before him. The coast was clear,
and he gave a grunt of relief. After fixing the
horse-cloth, and settling the mare in a nose-bag,
he began to walk up and down the fore part of the
harbour, still keeping an eager look-out. As time
went on he grew comfortable, exchanged salutations
with the harbour-master, and even whistled a little
to while away the time.
“Quiet day, Mr. Quayle.”
“Quiet enough yet, Mr. Cregeen;
but what’s it saying? ’The greater
the calm the nearer the south wind.’”
By the time that Caesar, from the
end of the pier, saw the smoke of the steamer coming
round Kirk Maughold Head, he was in a spiritual, almost
a mournful, mood. He was feeling how melancholy
was the task of going to meet the few possessions,
the clothes and such like, which were all that remained
of a dear friend departed. It was the duty of
somebody, though, and Caesar drew a long breath of
resignation.
The steamer came up to the quay, and
there was much bustle and confusion. Caesar waited,
with one hand on the mare’s neck, until the
worst of it was over. Then he went aboard, and
said in a solemn voice to the sailor at the foot of
the gangway, “Anything here the property of
Mr. Peter Quilliam?”
“That’s his luggage,”
said the sailor, pointing to a leather trunk of moderate
size among similar trunks at the mouth of the hatchway.
“H’m!” said Caesar,
eyeing it sideways, and thinking how small it was.
Then, reflecting that perhaps valuable papers were
all it was thought worth while to send home, he added
cheerfully, “I’ll take it with me.”
Somewhat to Caesar’s surprise,
the sailor raised no difficulties, but just as he
was regarding the trunk with that faith which is the
substance of things hoped for, a big, ugly hand laid
hold of it, and began to rock it about like a pebble.
It was Black Tom, smoking with perspiration.
“Aisy, man, aisy,”
said Caesar, with lofty dignity. “I’ve
the gig on the quay.”
“And I’ve a stiff cart on the market,”
said Black Tom.
“I’m wanting no assistance,” said
Caesar; “you needn’t trouble yourself.”
“Don’t mention it, Caesar,”
said Black Tom, and he turned the trunk on end and
bent his back to lift it.
But Caesar put a heavy hand on top
and said, “Gough bless me, man, but I am sorry
for thee. Mammon hath entered into thy heart,
Tom.”
“He have just popped out of
thine, then,” said Black Tom, swirling the trunk
on one of its corners.
But Caesar held on, and said, “I
don’t know in the world why you should let the
devil of covetousness get the better of you.”
“I don’t mane to let
go the chiss,” said Black Tom, and in another
minute he had it on his shoulder.
“Now, I believe in my heart,”
said Caesar, “I would be forgiven a little violence,”
and he took the trunk by both hands to bring it down
again.
“Let go the chiss, or I’ll
strek thee into the harbour,” bawled Black Tom
under his load.
“The Philistines be upon thee,
Samson,” cried Caesar, and with that there was
a struggle.
In the midst of the uproar, while
the men were shouting into each other’s faces,
and the trunk was rocking between them shoulder high,
a sunburnt man, with a thick beard and a formidable
voice, a stalwart fellow in a pilot jacket and wide-brimmed
hat, came hurrying up the cabin-stairs, and a dog
came running behind him. A moment later he had
parted the two men, and the trunk was lying at his
feet.
Black Tom fell back a step, lifted
his straw hat, scratched his bald crown, and muttered
in a voice of awe. “Holy sailor!”
Caesar’s face was livid, and
his eyes went up toward his forehead. “Lord
have mercy upon me,” he mumbled; “have
mercy on my soul, O Lord.”
“Don’t be afraid,”
said the stranger. “I’m a living man
and not a ghost.”
“The man himself,” said Black Tom.
“Peter Quilliam alive and hearty,” said
Caesar.
“I am,” said Pete.
“And now, what’s the bobbery between the
pair of you? Shuperintending the beaching of
my trunk, eh?”
But having recovered from his terror
at the idea that Pete was a spirit, Caesar began to
take him to task for being a living man. “How’s
this?” said he. “Answer me, young
man, I’ve praiched your funeral.”
“You’ll have to do it
again, Mr. Cregeen, for I’m not gone yet,”
said Pete.
“No, but worth ten dead men
still,” said Black Tom. “And my goodness,
boy, the smart and stout you’re looking, anyway.
Been thatching a bit on the chin, eh? Foreign
parts has made a man of you, Peter. The straight
you’re like the family, too! You’ll
be coming up to the trough with me the
ould home, you know. I’ll be whipping the
chiss ashore in a jiffy, only Caesar’s that
eager to help, it’s wonderful. No, you’ll
not then?”
Pete was shaking his head as he went
up the gangway, and seeing this, Caesar said severely
“Lave the gentleman alone, Mr.
Quilliam. He knows his own business best.”
“So do you, Mr. Collecting Box,”
said Black Tom. “But your head’s as
empty as a mollag, and as full of wind as well.
It’s a regular ould human mollag you are, anyway,
floating other people’s nets and taking all
that’s coming to them.”
They were ashore by this time; one
of the quay porters was putting the trunk into the
gig, and Caesar was removing the horse-cloth and the
nose-bag.
“Get up, Mr. Peter, and don’t
listen to him,” said Caesar. “If
my industry and integrity have been blessed with increase
under Providence ”
“Lave Providence out of it,
you grasping ould Ebenezer, Zachariah, Amen,”
bawled Black Tom.
“You’ve been flying in
the face of Providence all your life, Tom,” said
Caesar, taking his seat beside Pete.
“You haven’t though, you
miser,” said Black Tom; “you’d sell
your soul for sixpence, and you’d raffle your
ugly ould body if you could get anybody to take tickets.”
“Go home, Thomas,” said
Caesar, twiddling the reins, “go home and try
for the future to be a better man.”
But that was too much for Black Tom.
“Better man, is it? Come down on the quay
and up with your fiss, and I’ll show you which
of us is the better man.”
A moment later Caesar and Pete were
rattling over the cobbles of the market-place, with
the dog racing behind. Pete was full of questions.
“And how’s yourself, Mr. Cregeen?”
“I’m in, sir, I’m in, sir, praise
the Lord.”
“And Grannie?”
“Like myself, sir, not getting
a dale younger, but caring little for spiritual things,
though.”
“Going west, is she, poor ould
angel? There ought to be a good piece of daylight
at her yet, for all. And and Nancy
Joe?”
“A happy sinner still,”
said Caesar. “I suppose, sir, you’d
be making good money out yonder now? We were
hearing the like, anyway.”
“Money!” said Pete.
“Well, yes. Enough to keep off the divil
and the coroner. But how’s how’s ”
“There now! For life, eh?” said Caesar.
“Yes, for life; but that’s nothing,”
said Pete; “how’s ”
“Wonderful!” cried Caesar;
“five years too! Boy veen, the light was
nearly took out of my eyes when I saw you.”
“But Kate? How’s Kate? How’s
the girl, herself?” said Pete nervously.
“Smart uncommon,” said Caesar.
“God bless her!” cried
Pete, with a shout that was heard across the street.
“We’ll pick her up at Crellin’s,
it’s like,” said Caesar.
“What? Crellin’s
round the corner Crellin the draper’s
I Woa! Let me down! The mare’s tired,
father;” and Pete was over the wheel at a bound.
He came out of the shop saying Kate
had left word that her father was not to wait for
her she would perhaps be home before him.
Amid a crowd of the “mob beg” children
of the streets, to whom he showered coppers to be
scrambled for, Pete got up again to Caesar’s
side, and they set off for Sulby. The wind had
risen suddenly, and was hooting down the narrow streets
coming up from the harbour.
“And Philip? How’s Philip?”
shouted Pete.
“Mr. Christian? Well and hearty, and doing
wonders, sir.”
“I knew it,” cried Pete, with a resounding
laugh.
“Going like a flood, and sweeping everything
before him,” said Caesar.
“The rising day with him, is
it?” said Pete. “I always said he’d
be the first man in the island, and he’s not
going to deceave me neither.”
“The young man’s been
over putting a sight on us times and times he
was up at my Melliah only a week come Wednesday,”
said Caesar.
“Man alive!” cried Pete; “him and
me are same as brothers.”
“Then it wasn’t true what
they were writing in the letter, sir that
your black boys left you for dead?”
“They did that, bad luck to
them,” said Pete; “but I was thinking it
no sin to disappoint them, though.”
“Well, well! lying began with
the world, and with the world it will end,”
said Caesar.
As they passed Ballywhaine, Pete shouted
into Caesar’s ear, above the wind that was roaring
in the trees, and scattering the ripening leaves in
clouds, “And how’s Dross?”
“That wastrel? Aw, tearing
away, tearing away,” said Caesar.
“Floating on the top of the tide, is he?”
shouted Pete.
“Maybe so, but the devil is
fishing where yonder fellow’s swimming,”
answered Caesar.
“And the ould man the
Ballawhaine still above the sod?”
bawled Pete behind his hand.
“Yes, but failing, failing,
failing,” shouted Caesar. “The world’s
getting too heavy for the man. Debts here, and
debts there, and debts everywhere.”
“Not much water in the harbour then, eh?”
cried Pete.
“No, but down on the rocks already,
if it’s only myself that knows it,” shouted
Caesar.
When they had turned the Sulby Bridge,
and come in sight of “The Manx Fairy,”
Pete’s excitement grew wild, and he leaped up
from his seat and shouted above the wind like a man
possessed.
“My gough, the very place!
You’ve been thatching, though yes,
you have. The street! Holy sailor, there
it is! Brownie at you still? Her heifer,
is it? Get up, Molly! A taste of the whip’ll
do the mare no harm, sir. My sakes, here’s
ould Flora hobbling out to meet us. Got the rheumatics,
has she? Set me down, Caesar. Here we are,
man. Lord alive, the smell of the cowhouse.
That warm and damp, it’s grand! What, don’t
you know me, Flo? Got your temper still, if you’ve
lost your teeth? My sakes, the haggard!
The same spot again! It’s turf they’re
burning inside! And, my gracious, that’s
herrings roasting in their brine! Where’s
Grannie, though? Let’s put a sight in,
Caesar. Well, well, aw well, aw well!”
Thus Pete came home, laughing, shouting,
bawling, and bellowing above the tumult of the wind,
which had risen by this time to the strength of a
gale.
“Mother,” cried Caesar,
going in at the porch, “gentleman here from
foreign parts to put a word on you.”
“I never had nobody there belonging
to me,” began Grannie.
“No, then, nobody?” said Caesar.
“One that was going to be, maybe, if he’d
lived, poor boy ”
“Grannie!” shouted Pete, and he burst
into the bar-room.
“Goodness me!” cried Grannie; “it’s
his own voice anyway.”
“It’s himself,”
shouted Pete, and the old soul was in his arms in an
instant.
“Aw dear! Aw dear!”
she panted. “Pete it is for sure. Let
me sit down, though.”
“Did you think it was his ghost,
then, mother!” said Caesar with an indulgent
air.
“’Deed no,” said
Grannie. “The lad wouldn’t come back
to plague nobody, thinks I.”
“Still, and for all the uprisement
of Peter, it bates everything,” said Caesar.
“It’s a sort of a resurrection. I
thought I’d have a sight up to the packet for
his chiss, poor fellow, and, behould ye, who should
I meet in the two eyes but the man himself!”
“Aw, dear! It’s wonderful
I it’s terrible! I’m silly with the
joy,” said Grannie.
“It was lies in the letter the
Manx ones were writing,” said Caesar.
“Letters and writings are all
lies,” said Grannie. “As long as I
live I’ll take no more of them, and if that
Kelly, the postman, comes here again, I’ll take
the bellows to him.”
“So you thought I was gone for
good, Grannie?” said Pete. “Well,
I thought so too. ‘Will I die?’ I
says to myself times and times; but I bethought me
at last there wasn’t no sense in a good man like
me laving his bones out on the bare Veldt yonder;
so, you see, I spread my wings and came home again.”
“It’s the Lord’s
doings it’s marvellous in our eyes,”
said Caesar; and Grannie, who had recovered herself
and was bustling about, cried
“Let me have a right look at
him, then. Goodness me, the whisker! And
as soft as Manx carding from the mill, too. I
like him best when he takes off his hat. Well,
I’m proud to see you, boy. ’Deed,
but I wouldn’t have known you, though.
‘Who’s the gentleman in the gig with father?’
thinks I. And I’d have said it was the Dempster
himself, if he hadn’t been dead and in his coffin.”
“That’ll do, that’ll
do,” roared Pete. “That’s Grannie
putting the fun on me.”
“It’s no use talking,
but I can’t keep quiet; no I can’t,”
cried Grannie, and with that she whipped up a bowl
from the kitchen dresser and fell furiously to peeling
the potatoes that were there for supper.
“But where’s Kate?” said Pete.
“Aw, yes, where is she?
Kate! Kate!” called Grannie, leaning her
head toward the stairs, and Nancy Joe, who had been
standing silent until now, said
“Didn’t she go to Ramsey with the gig,
woman?”
“Aw, the foolish I am!
Of course she did,” said Grannie; “but
why hasn’t she come back with father?”
“She left word at Crellin’s not to wait,”
said Caesar.
“She’ll be gone to Miss Clucas’s
to try on,” said Nancy.
“Wouldn’t trust now,”
said Grannie. “She’s having two new
dresses done, Pete. Aw, girls are ter’ble.
Well, can you blame them either?”
“She shall have two-and-twenty if she likes,
God bless her,” said Pete.
“Goodness me!” said Nancy, “is the
man for buying frocks for a Mormon?”
“But you’ll be empty,
boy. Put the crow down and the griddle on, Nancy,”
said Grannie. “We’ll have cakes.
Cakes? Coorse I said cakes. Get me the cloth
and I’ll lay it myself. The cloth, I’m
saying, woman. Did you never hear of a tablecloth?
Where is it? Aw, dear knows where it is now!
It’s in the parlour; no, it’s in the chest
on the landing; no, it’s under the sheets of
my own bed. Fetch it, bogh.”
“Will I bring you a handful of gorse, mother?”
said Caesar.
“Coorse you will, and not stand
chattering there. But I’m laving you dry,
Pete. Is it ale you’ll have, or a drop of
hard stuff? You’ll wait for Kate?
Now I like that. There’s some life at these
totallers. ’Steady abroad?’ How dare
you, Nancy Joe? You’re a deal too clever.
Of course he’s been steady abroad steady
as a gun.”
“But Kate,” said Pete,
tramping the sanded floor, “is she changed at
all?”
“Aw, she’s a woman now, boy,” said
Grannie.
“Bless my soul!” said Pete.
“She was looking a bit white
and narvous one while there, but she’s sprung
out of it fresh and bright, same as the ling on the
mountains. Well, that’s the way with young
women.”
“I know,” said Pete. “Just
the break of the morning with the darlings.”
“But she’s the best-looking
girl on the island now, Pete,” said Nancy Joe.
“I’ll go bail on it,” cried Pete.
“Big and fine and rosy, and fit for anything.”
“Bless my heart!”
“You should have seen her at the Melliah; it
was a trate.”
“God bless me!”
“Sun-bonnet and pink frock and
tight red stockings, and straight as a standard rase.”
“Hould your tongue, woman,”
shouted Pete. “I’ll see herself first,
and I’m dying to do it.”
Caesar came back with the gorse; Nancy
fed the fire and Grannie stirred the oatmeal and water.
And while the cakes were baking, Pete tramped the
kitchen and examined everything and recognised old
friends with a roar.
“Bless me! the same place still.
There’s the clock on the shelf, with the scratch
on its face and the big finger broke at the joint,
and the lath and the peck and
the whip you’ve had it new corded,
though ”
“’Sakes, how the boy remembers!”
cried Grannie.
“And the white rumpy”
(the cat had leapt on to the dresser out of the reach
of Pete’s dog, and from that elevation was eyeing
him steadfastly), “and the slowrie and
the kettle and the poker my
gracious, the very poker ”
“Now, did you ever!” cried Grannie with
amazement.
“And yes no it
is, though I’ll swear it before the
Dempster that’s,” said Pete,
picking up a three-legged stool, “that’s
the very stool she was sitting on herself in the fire-seat
in front of the turf closet. Let me sit there
now for the sake of ould times gone by.”
He put the stool in the fireplace
and sat on it, shouting as he did so between a laugh
and a cry, “Aw, Grannie, bogh Grannie,
bogh! to think there’s been half the world between
us since I was sitting here before!”
And Grannie herself, breaking down,
said, “Wouldn’t you like the tongs, boy?
Give the boy the tongs, woman, just to say he’s
at home.”
Pete plucked the tongs out of Nancy’s
hands, and began feeding the fire with the gorse.
“Aw, Grannie, have I ever been away?” he
cried, laughing, and his wet eyes gleaming.
“Nancy Joe, have you no nose
at all?” cried Grannie. “The cake’s
burning to a cinder.”
“Let it burn, mother,”
shouted Pete. “It’s the way she was
doing herself when she was young and forgetting.
Shillings a-piece for all that’s wasted.
Aw, the smell of it’s sweet!”
So saying he piled the gorse on the
fire, ramming it under the griddle and choking it
behind the crow. And while the oatcake crackled
and sparched and went black, he sniffed up the burning
odour, and laughed and cried in the midst of the smoke
that went swirling up the chimney.
And meanwhile, Grannie herself, with
the tears rolling down her cheeks, was flapping her
apron before her face and saying, “He’ll
make me die of laughing, he will, though yes,
he will!” But behind the apron she was blubbering
to Nancy, “It’s coming home, woman, that’s
it it’s just coming home again, poor
boy!”
By this time word of Pete’s
return had gone round Sulby? and the bar-room was
soon thronged with men and women, who looked through
the glass partition into the kitchen at the bronzed
and bearded man who sat smoking by the fire, with
his dog curled up at his feet. “There’ll
be a wedding soon,” said one. “The
girl’s in luck,” said another. “Success
to the fine girl she always was, and lucky they kept
her from the poor toot that was beating about on her
port bow.” “The young Ballawhaine,
eh?” “Who else?”
Presently the dog went out to them,
and, in default of its master, became a centre of
excited interest. It was an old creature, with
a settled look of age, and a gravity of expression
that seemed to say he had got over the follies of
youth, and was now reserved and determined to keep
the peace. His back was curved in as if a cart-wheel
had gone over his spine, he had gigantic ears, a stump
of a tail, a coat thin and prickly like the bristles
of a pig, but white and spotted with brown.
“Lord save us! a queer dog,
though what’s his breed at all?”
said one; and then a resounding voice came from the
kitchen doorway, saying
“A sort of a Manxman crossed
with a bat. Got no tail to speak of, but there’s
plenty of ears at him. A handy sort of a dog,
only a bit spoiled in his childhood. Not fit
for much company anyway, and no more notion of dacent
behaviour than my ould shoe. Down, Dempster, down.”
It was Pete. He was greeted with
loud welcomes, and soon filled the room all round
with the steaming odour of spirits and water.
“You’ve the Manx tongue
at you still, Mr. Quilliam,” said Jonaique; “and
you’re calling the dog Dempster; what’s
that for at all?”
“For sake of the ould island,
Mr. Jelly, and for the straight he’s like Dempster
Mylrea when he’s a bit crooked,” said Pete.
“The old man’s dead, sir,” said
John the Clerk.
“You don’t say?” said Pete.
“Yes, though; the sun went down
on him a Wednesday. The drink, sir, the drink!
I’ve been cutting a sod of his grave to-day.”
“And who’s to be Dempster
now?” asked Pete. “Who are they putting
in for it?”
“Well,” said John the
Clerk, “they’re talking and talking, and
some’s saying this one and others that one;
but the most is saying your ould friend Philip Christian.”
“I knew it I always
said it,” shouted Pete; “best man in the
island, bar none. Oh, he’ll not deceave
me.”
The wind was roaring in the chimney,
and the light was beginning to fail. Pete became
restless, and walked to and fro, peering out at intervals
by the window that looked on to the road. At this
there was some pushing and nudging and indulgent whispering.
“It’s the girl! Aw,
be aisy with the like! Five years apart,
be aisy!”
“The meadow’s white with
the gulls sitting together like parrots; what’s
that a sign of, father?” said Pete.
“Just a slant of rain maybe,
and a puff of wind,” said Caesar.
“But,” said Pete, looking
up at the sky, “the long cat tail was going
off at a slant awhile ago, and now the thick skate
yonder is hanging mortal low.”
“Take your time, sir,”
said Caesar. “No need to send round the
Cross Vustha (fiery cross) yet. The girl will
be home immadiently.”
“It’ll be dark at her, though,”
said Pete.
The company tried to draw him into
conversation about the ways of life in the countries
he had visited, but he answered absently and jerkily,
and kept going to the door.
“Suppose there’ll be Dempsters
enough where you’re coming from?” said
Jonaique.
“Sort of Dempsters, yes.
Called one of them Ould Necessity, because it knows
no law. He rigged up the statute books atop of
his stool for a high sate, and when he wanted them
he couldn’t find them high or low. Not
the first judge that’s sat on the law, though....
It’s coming, Caesar, d’ye hear it?
That’s the rain on the street.”
“Aisy, man, aisy,
man,” said Caesar. “New dresses isn’t
rigged up in no time. There’ll be chapels
now, eh? Chapels and conferences, and proper
religious instruction?”
“Divil a chapel, sir, only a
rickety barn, belonging to some-ones they’re
calling the Sky Pilots to. Wanted the ould miser
that runs it to build them a new tabernacle, but he
wouldn’t part till a lump of plaster fell on
his bald head at a love-feast, and then he planked
down a hundred pound, and they all shouted, ’Hit
him again, Lord you might!’...
D’ye hear that, then? That’s the water
coming down from the gill. I can’t stand
no more of it, Grannie.”
Grannie was at the door, struggling
to hold it against the wind, while she looked out
into the gathering darkness. “’Deed, but
I’m getting afraid of it myself,” she
said, “and dear heart knows where Kirry can be
at this time of night.” “I’m
off to find her,” said Pete, and, catching up
his hat and whistling to the dog, in a moment he was
gone.