On Wednesday afternoon, as soon as
dinner was over, Acton summoned his followers to attend
the council of war which was to decide what reprisals
should be taken on the Philistines for the destruction
of the snow man. Every one felt the importance
of a counter-attack, for unless something of the kind
were attempted, as Acton remarked in his opening speech,
“they’ll think we’re funky of them,
and they’ll simply come down here as often as
they like, and worry us to death.”
“Couldn’t we tell Mr.
Welsby?” suggested Butler, a timid small boy
belonging to the “Dogs’ Home.”
“Tell Mr. Welsby!” cried
half a dozen voices in withering tones; “of
course not!”
It was well known by both parties
that whenever the real state of affairs became known
to their respective head-masters, the war would come
to an abrupt termination; and the great reason why
each side forbore to make any open complaint against
the other was undoubtedly because every one secretly
enjoyed the excitement of the campaign, and felt that
a peace would make life rather dull and uninteresting.
“The thing that licks us,”
said Acton, “is what I was speaking about last
week: somehow or other, they always seem to know
just what we’re up to, and it’s no use
our doing anything, because they’re always prepared.
Some one’s acting the spy. I can’t
think it’s any of you fellows, but I believe
it’s old Noaks. You see his son’s
there, and for some reason or other he seems to hate
every one here like poison. Now, what are we
to do?”
There was a silence, broken at length
by Diggory Trevanock.
“I don’t know what you
think,” he began, “but it seems to me it’s
no use making any plans until we find out who tells
’em to the Philistines. I should say that
Noaks is the fellow who does it, but we ought to make
certain.”
“Yes, but how are we to do it?”
asked Acton, laughing; “that’s just what
I want to know.”
“Well, I’ve got a bit
of a plan,” returned the other, “only I
should like to tell it you in private.”
“All right,” answered
the dux; “come on outside. Now, then, what
is it?”
“Why,” said Diggory, “it’s
this (I didn’t want the other chaps to hear,
because then it’ll prove who’s the spy).
You say the last time you went down to throw some
crackers over the wall they were all lying in wait
for you. Well, let you and me go into the boot-room
when Noaks is at work there, and pretend to make a
plan as though we were going to do it again to-morrow
night; then two of us might go down and see if they’re
prepared. If so, it must have been Noaks who
told them, because no one else knows about it.
I’ll go for one, and Jack Vance’ll go
for another. I’ll tell him to keep it dark,
and you can let us in and out of the door.”
“Oh ah!” said
Acton, “that isn’t a bad idea; at all events
we’ll try it.”
The project was put into immediate
execution. That same afternoon, just before
tea, Acton and Diggory discussed the bogus plan in
Noaks’s hearing, while Jack Vance, having been
admitted into their confidence and sworn to secrecy,
willingly agreed to go out with Diggory and form the
reconnoitering party which was to report on the movements
of the enemy.
“I knew you’d come,”
said the latter; “and we’ll show them what
sort of stuff the Triple Alliance is made of.”
On the following evening, as soon
as tea was over, the two friends slipped off down
into the playground, where they were joined a minute
later by Acton, who, unlocking the shed, took down
from the peg on which it hung the key of the door
in the outer wall.
“You’ll have plenty of
time,” he said, glancing at his watch, “and
with this moonlight you’ll soon be able to see
if they’re about. I’ll keep the
door, and let you in when you come back.”
The next moment the two members of
the Alliance were trotting down Locker’s Lane.
It was a bright, frosty night, and the hard ground
rang beneath their feet like stone. They turned
off on to the grass, lest the noise should give the
enemy warning of their approach; and when within about
a hundred yards of Horace House, pulled up to consider
for a moment what their plan of action should be,
before proceeding any further.
“I don’t see any one,” said Jack
Vance.
“Perhaps they are hiding,”
answered Diggory. “Look here! let’s
get into this field and run down on the other side
of the hedge until we get opposite the gate.”
The stronghold of the Philistines
was silent as the grave. The two chums crouched
behind a thick bush, and peering through its leafless
branches could see nothing but the closed double doors,
and a stretch of blank wall on either side.
“There’s no one about,”
whispered Vance; “I don’t believe old Noaks
has told them.”
“Wait a minute,” answered
Diggory. “I’ll see if I can stir
any of them;” and so saying, he knelt up, and
cried in an audible voice, “Now, then, are you
all ready?”
Diggory and Jack Vance dropped flat
on their stomachs, for the words had hardly been uttered
when the doors were flung open, and at least ten of
the Philistines rushed out into the road with a yell
of defiance. Many of them were bigger than Acton,
and what would have been the fate of the two Birchites
had they kept to the road instead of acting on Diggory’s
suggestion of advancing under cover of the hedge, one
hardly dares to imagine.
“Hullo!” cried young Noaks,
who had headed the sortie. “There’s
nobody here, and yet I’ll swear I heard them
somewhere.”
“So did I,” answered another
voice; “they must have cut and run.”
“There’s no place for
them to run to,” returned Noaks; “they
must be behind that hedge. Come out of
it, you skunks!”
A big stone came crashing through
the twigs within a yard of Diggory’s head.
The two boys crouched close to the low earth bank
and held their breath.
“They must be about somewhere,”
cried Noaks. “I knew they were coming,
and I’m sure I heard some one say, ‘Are
you ready?’ They’re behind that hedge.
We can’t get through, it’s too thick;
but you fellows stop here, and I and Hogson and Bernard’ll
run down to the gate and cut off their retreat.”
“What shall we do?” whispered
Jack; “this field’s so large they’ll
run us down before we get to the other hedge.
Shall we make a bolt and chance it?”
Diggory was just about to reply in
the affirmative, when help came from an unexpected
quarter.
“What are you boys doing out
here at this time?” cried a loud, stern voice. “Noaks,
what are you about down the road there? Come
in this moment, every one of you!”
“Saved!” whispered Jack
Vance, in an ecstasy of delight as the Philistines
trooped back through the double doors. “That
was old Phillips. I hope he gives Noaks a jolly
good ‘impôt.’ That chap is a
cad,” continued the speaker, as they hurried
back towards The Birches: “when he can’t
do anything else, he chucks stones like he did to-night.
The wonder is he hasn’t killed some one before
now. I don’t see how it’s possible
for the Philistines to show up well when they’ve
got a chap like him bossing the show.”
The bell for evening preparation was
ringing as they reached The Birches, and only a very
few hasty replies could be given to Acton’s
eager inquiries as they rushed together up the garden
path. In the little interval before supper,
however, the subject was resumed in a quiet corner
of the passage.
“So it must have been old Noaks
who told them,” said Acton; “that’s
proved without a doubt. I vote we go and have
a jolly row with him to-morrow morning.”
“No, I shouldn’t do that,”
answered Diggory; “don’t let him know that
we’ve found him out.”
“Well, look here,” answered
Acton, thumping the wall with his fist and frowning
heavily, “what are we going to do to get even
with the Philistines? We can’t go out
and fight them in Locker’s Lane; we’re
too small, and they know it. Young Noaks would
never have dared to act as he did after they’d
knocked our snow man down if Mason had been here.
They think now they’re going to ride rough-shod
over us; but they aren’t, and we must show them
we aren’t going to be trampled on.”
“So we will,” cried Jack
Vance excitedly, “and that jolly quick!”
“But how?”
There was a moment’s pause.
“I’m sure I don’t know,” answered
Jack sadly, and so the meeting terminated.
The fact of the insult, which had
been put upon them by the destruction of their snow
man, remaining unavenged, caused a sense of gloom to
rest upon the Birchites, as though they already felt
themselves suffering beneath the yoke of the conquering
Philistines. Even the bedroom feuds were forgotten:
night after night the “House of Lords”
left the “Dogs’ Home” in undisturbed
tranquillity, and the occupants of the “Main-top”
retired to rest without even putting a washstand against
their door. One thought occupied the minds of
all, and even Mugford, when asked on one occasion
by Mr. Blake who were the conspirators in the Gunpowder
Plot, answered absent-mindedly, “The Philistines!”
“Look here, you two,”
said Diggory one evening, as he scrambled into bed,
“we three must think of some way of paying those
fellows out for knocking down our snow man.
It would be splendid if we could say that the Triple
Alliance had done it, and without telling any one
beforehand.”
“So we will,” answered
Jack Vance; “that is if you’ll think of
the plan. I’m not able to make one, and
I’m jolly sure Mugford can’t.”
The speaker turned over and went to
sleep; but after what seemed half the night had passed,
he was suddenly aroused by several violent tugs at
his bed-clothes. Thinking it nothing less than
a midnight raid, Jack sprang up and grasped his pillow.
“No, no, it’s not that,”
said Diggory, “but I wanted to help you; I’ve
got an idea.”
“W what about?” asked the other,
in a sleepy voice.
“Why, how we can pay out the Philistines!”
“Oh, bother the Philistines!”
grumbled Jack, and promptly returned to the land of
dreams.
“I wonder where those fellows
Vance and Trevanock are?” said Acton the following
afternoon, as the boys were picking up for a game at
prisoner’s base. “And there’s
that dummy of a Mugford where’s he
sneaked off to? he never will play games if he can
possibly help it.”
They set to work, and at the end of
about twenty minutes were engaged in a most exciting
rally. Acton had started out to rescue one of
the prisoners, while Shaw had rushed forth to capture
Acton. Morris left the base with similar designs
on Shaw, and every one, with the exception of the
den-keepers, seemed suddenly seized with an irresistible
desire to do something. The playground was full
of boys rushing and dodging all over the place, when
suddenly everybody stood still and listened.
Some one was pounding with his clinched fist at the
door opening into Locker’s Lane, and at the
same time Jack Vance was heard shouting, “Let
us in quick, or the Philistines’ll have us!”
Acton ran to fetch the key, and the
next moment the three members of the Triple Alliance
dashed through the open door, which was hastily secured
behind them, while a shout of baffled rage some little
distance down the road showed that they had only narrowly
escaped falling into the hands of the enemy.
The pursuit, however, was evidently abandoned, and
Morris, climbing on the roof of the shed, saw young
Noaks and Hogson slowly retreating round the corner
of the road.
The three friends certainly presented
a striking appearance. Mugford’s nose
was bleeding, Jack Vance’s collar seemed to have
been nearly torn off his neck, while Diggory’s
cap was in his hand, and his hair in a state of wild
disorder. Their faces, flushed with running,
were radiant with a look of triumph, while all three,
the unfortunate Mugford included, leaned up against
the wall, and laughed until the tears ran down their
cheeks.
“What have you fellows been
up to?” cried Acton; “why don’t you
tell us?”
“Oh my!” gasped Diggory,
“we’ve taken a fine rise out of the Philistines;
they can’t say we’re not quits with them
now!” and he went off into a fresh fit of merriment.
Shaw and Morris seized hold of Jack
Vance, and at length succeeded in shaking him into
a sufficient state of sobriety to be able to answer
their questions.
“Oh dear,” he said faintly,
“I never laughed so much in my life before!
Diggory ought to tell you, because he planned it all.
We went very quietly down to Horace House, and found
the double doors were shut. You know just what
they’re like, how the wall curves in a bit, and
there’s a scraper close to the gate-post, on
either side, about a foot from the ground. We’d
got an old play-box cord with us, and we tied it to
each of the scrapers. The doors have a sort of
iron ring for a handle, and through this we stuck
a broken cricket-stump, and Mug and I held the two
ends so that you couldn’t possibly lift the latch
on the inside. Then but you go on,
Diggy.”
“Well, then,” continued
the other, “I scrambled oh to these two chaps’
shoulders, and looked over the top of the door.
We could hear some of the Philistines knocking about
on the gravel, and I saw there were about half a dozen
of them playing footer with a tennis-ball. I
shouted out, ‘Hullo! Good-afternoon!’
They all stood still in a moment, and young Noaks
cried, ’Why, it’s a Birchite! What
do you want here, you young dog?’ I couldn’t
think of anything else to say, so I said, ‘I
want to know if this is the bear-pit or the monkey-house.’
My eye, you should have seen them! I dropped
down in a trice, and they all rushed to the doors;
but they couldn’t lift the latch, because Mug
and Jack were holding fast to the stump. We
waited a moment, and then let go and ran for it.
You may judge what happened next. It’s
a regular sea of mud outside those gates. They
all came rushing out together, and I saw Noaks and
Hogson go head first over the rope, and two or three
others fall flat on the top of them. It was a
sight, I can tell you!”
“Yes, but that wasn’t
all,” interrupted Jack Vance. “Bernard,
one of their big chaps, hopped over the rest and came
after us. We ran for all we were worth, but
he collared me. Mugford went for him, and hung
on to his coat like a young bull-terrier, and got a
smack on the nose; and just then Diggory turned, and
came prancing back, and ran his head into the beggar’s
stomach, and that doubled him up, and so we all got
away. But,” concluded the speaker, turning
towards his wounded comrade, “I never thought
old Mug had so much grit in him before; he stuck to
it like a Briton!”
A demonstration of the most genuine
enthusiasm followed this warlike speech. Acton
folded Diggory to his breast in a loving embrace, Shaw
and Morris stuffed the door-key down Mugford’s
back, while the remainder of the company executed
a war-dance round Jack Vance.
“My eye,” cried the dux,
“won’t the Philistines be wild! Fancy
upsetting them in the mud, and knocking Bernard’s
wind out! They won’t be in a hurry to meddle
with us again. Well done, Diggy!”
“It wasn’t I alone,”
said the author of the enterprise; “we did it
between us the Triple Alliance.”
“Then three cheers for the Triple Alliance!”
cried Acton.
The company shouted themselves hoarse,
for every one felt that the honour of The Birches
had been retrieved, and that the day was still far
distant when they would be crushed beneath the iron
heel of young Noaks, or be exposed as an unresisting
prey to the ravages of the wild hordes of Horace House.