The first two or three weeks of a
new boy’s life at a big school are, as a rule,
a dull and uneventful period, which does not furnish
many incidents that are of sufficient interest to
be worth recording.
The Triple Alliance passed through
the principal entrance to Ronleigh College one afternoon
towards the end of January, with no flourish of trumpets
or beat of drums to announce the fact of their arrival
to their one hundred and eighty odd schoolfellows.
They were simply “new kids.” But
though, after the fame they had won at The Birches,
it was rather humiliating at first to find themselves
regarded as three nobodies, yet there was some compensation
in the thought that, just as the smallest drummer-boy
can point to a flag covered with “honours,”
and say “My regiment,” so, in looking
round at the many things of which Ronleians past and
present had just reason to be proud, they could claim
it as “our school,” and feel that they
themselves formed a part, however small and insignificant,
of the institution.
The crowd of boys, and the maze of
passages, rooms, and staircases, were very confusing
after the quiet, old-fashioned house at Chatford; but
though in this world there is no lack either of lame
dogs or of stiles, there is also a good supply of
kindly-disposed persons who are ever ready to help
the former over the latter, and our three friends were
fortunate enough to fall in with one of these philanthropic
individuals soon after their arrival.
The stranger, who was a youngster
of about their own age, with a pleasant, good-natured-looking
face, patted Diggory on the back in a fatherly manner,
and addressing the group said,
“Well, my boys, we’re
a large family at Ronleigh, but fresh additions are
always welcome. How did you leave them all at
home? Quite well, I hope? Um, ah!
Just so. That’s what Dr. Denson always
says,” continued the speaker, without waiting
for any reply to his numerous questions. “You’ll
have to go and see him after tea. My name’s
Carton; what’s yours?”
The three comrades introduced themselves.
“What bedroom are you in?”
“Number 16.”
“Then you’re in the same
one as I and young Hart. Come for a stroll,
and I’ll show you round the place.”
With Carton acting as conductor, the
party set out on a tour of inspection. It was
some time before the new-comers could find their way
about alone without turning down wrong passages, or
encroaching on forbidden ground, and getting shouted
at by irate seniors, and ordered to “Come out
of that!” But by the time they had finished
their round, and the clanging of a big bell summoned
them to assemble in the dining-hall for tea, they
had been able to form a general idea as to the geography
of Ronleigh College, and a brief account of their discoveries
will be of interest to the reader.
Passing through the central archway
in the block of buildings which faced the road, the
boys found themselves in a large gravelled quadrangle
surrounded on all sides by high walls, broken by what
appeared at first sight to be an almost countless number
of windows, while the red brick was relieved in many
places by a thick growth of ivy.
“That’s the gymnasium
on the left,” said Carton, “and above it
are studies; and that row of big windows on the right,
with the coloured glass in the top, is the big schoolroom.”
Crossing the gravel they passed through
another archway, in which were two folding-doors,
and emerged upon an open space covered with asphalt,
upon which stood a giant-stride and two double fives-courts.
This formed but a small corner of
a large level field, in which a number of boys were
to be seen wandering about arm in arm, or standing
chatting together in small groups, pausing every now
and then in their conversation to give chase to a
football which was being kicked about in an aimless
fashion by a number of their more energetic companions.
“The goal-posts aren’t
up yet,” said Carton, “and this is only
what’s called the junior field; the one beyond
is where the big fellows play. The pavilion is
over the hedge there, with the flagstaff by the side
of it. That’s the match ground, and there’s
room for another game besides.”
“Where do all the fellows go
when they aren’t out of doors?” asked
Diggory.
“Well, the Sixth all have studies;
then comes Remove, and those chaps have a room to
themselves; all the rest have desks in the big school,
and you hang about there, though of course, if you
like, there’s the gymnasium, or the box-room that’s
where a lot of fellows spend most of their time.”
“What sort of a place is that?”
“Oh, it’s where the play-boxes
are kept. Come along; we’ll go there next.”
They passed once more through the
double doors, and were crossing the quadrangle, when
a certain incident attracted their notice, unimportant
in itself, but indicating a strong contrast in the
manner of life at Ronleigh to what they had always
been accustomed to at The Birches. A youngster
was tearing up a piece of paper and scattering the
fragments about on the gravel.
“Hi, you there!” cried
a voice; “pick that up. What d’you
mean by making that mess here?”
The small boy grabbed up the bits
of paper, stuffed them in his pocket, and hurried
away towards the schoolroom.
“Is that one of the masters?” asked Mugford.
“No,” answered Carton,
“that’s Oaks; he’s one of the prefects.
Don’t you see he’s got a blue tassel to
his mortar-board?”
“But what’s a prefect?”
“Whew!” laughed the other,
“you’ll soon find out if you play the fool,
and don’t mind what you’re about.
Why, there are fourteen of them, all fellows in the
Sixth, and they keep order and give you lines, and
all that sort of thing.”
“Why, I thought it was only
masters did that,” said Jack Vance.
“Well, you’ll find the
prefects do it here,” answered Carton; “and
when they tell you to do a thing, I’d advise
you to look alive and do it, for they don’t
reckon to speak twice.”
The evening passed quickly enough.
After tea came an interview with the head-master
in his study, and then what was perhaps a still more
trying ordeal a long spell of sitting in
the big schoolroom answering an incessant fire of
questions such as, “What’s your name?” “Where
d’you come from?” etc., etc.
At length the signal was given for
passing on to bed, and the Triple Alliance were not
sorry to gain the shelter of N dormitory.
The room contained seven other beds
besides their own, two of which were as yet still
vacant, waiting the arrival of boys who had not turned
up on the first day. The remainder were occupied
by a couple of other new-comers, and three oldsters,
Carton, Hart, and Bayley.
It was very different from the cosy
little bedrooms at The Birches; but the three friends
were glad to be allowed to undress in peace and quiet,
and had scrambled safely into bed some time before
the prefect put in an appearance to turn out the light.
“I tell you what,” said
Hart, a few moments later: “you new kids
may think yourselves lucky that you’re in a
quiet room for a start. I know when I came first
there used to be christenings and all kinds of humbug.”
“What was that?” asked Diggory.
“Why, fellows used always to
christen you with a nickname: they stuck your
head in a basin and poured water over you, and if you
struggled you got it all down your back.”
“Yes,” continued Carton,
“and they hid your clothes, and had bull-fights
and all sorts of foolery. That was in Nineteen:
old ‘Thirsty’ was the prefect for that
passage, and he doesn’t care tu’pence what
fellows do. But Allingford’s put a stop
to almost all that kind of thing: he’s
captain of the school, and he’s always awfully
down on anything of that sort.”
By the time breakfast was over on
the following morning, Diggory and his two companions
were beginning to recover a little from their first
state of bewilderment amid their strange surroundings.
They donned the school cap of black flannel, with
the crest worked in silk upon the front, and went
out to enjoy some fresh air and sunshine in the playground.
It was a bright, frosty day, and the
whole place seemed full of life and activity.
There was plenty to engage their attention, and much
that was new and singular after their comparatively
quiet playground at The Birches. But whatever
there was to awaken their interest out of doors, a
thing was destined to happen during their first morning
school which would be a still greater surprise than
anything they had yet encountered during their short
residence at Ronleigh.
At nine o’clock the clanging
of the big bell summoned them to the general assembly
in the big schoolroom. They took their places
at a back desk pointed out to them by the master on
duty, and sat watching the stream of boys that poured
in through the open doors, wondering how long it would
take them to become acquainted with the names of such
a multitude.
The forms passed on in their usual
order, and the new boys were conducted to a vacant
classroom, where they received a set of examination
papers which were intended to test the amount of their
knowledge, and determine the position in which they
were to start work on the following day.
Jack Vance, Diggory, and Mugford sat
together at the first desk, just in front of the master’s
table, and were soon busy in proving their previous
acquaintance with the Latin grammar. Presently
the door opened, and a voice, which they at once recognized
as Dr. Denson’s, said, “Mr. Ellesby, may
I trouble you to step here for a moment?” None
of the trio raised their eyes from their work.
There was a muttered conversation in the passage,
and then the door was once more closed.
The master returned to his desk, dipped
his pen in the ink, and addressing some one at the
back of the room, inquired,
“What did Dr. Denson say your name was?”
“Noaks, sir.”
The Triple Alliance gave a simultaneous
start as though they had received an electric shock,
and their heads turned round like three weathercocks.
There, sure enough, at the back desk
of all, sat the late leader of the Philistines, with
a rather sheepish expression on his face, somewhat
similar to the one it had worn when the marauders from
Horace House had been ushered into Mr. Welsby’s
study.
Jack Vance looked at Mugford, and
Mugford looked at Diggory. “Well, I’m
jiggered!” whispered the latter, and once more
returned to his examination paper.
At eleven o’clock there was
a quarter of an hour’s interval. Being
still, as it were, strangers in a strange land, the
three friends kept pretty close together. They
were walking arm in arm about the quadrangle, giving
expression to their astonishment at this latest arrival
at Ronleigh, when Diggory suddenly exclaimed, “Look
out! here he comes!”
After so many encounters of a decidedly
hostile nature, it was difficult to meet their old
enemy on neutral ground without some feeling of embarrassment.
Young Noaks, however, walked up cool as a cucumber,
and holding out his hand said,
“Hullo, you fellows, who’d
have thought of seeing you here! How are you?”
The three boys returned the salutation
in a manner which, to say the least, was not very
cordial, and made some attempt to pass on their way;
but the new-comer refused to see that he was not wanted,
and insisted on taking Mugford’s arm and accompanying
them on their stroll.
“I say,” he continued,
addressing Jack Vance, “were you at Todderton
these holidays? I don’t think I saw you
once.”
“The last time I saw you,”
returned Jack, in rather a bitter tone, “was
when you came to spoil our fireworks, and we collared
you in the shed.”
Noaks clinched his fist, and for a
moment his brow darkened; the next instant, however,
he laughed as though the recollection of the incident
afforded him an immense amount of amusement.
“Ha, ha! Yes, awful joke
that, wasn’t it? almost as good as the time
when that fool of a master of yours, Lake, or Blake,
or whatever you call him, had me sent off the field
so that you could win the match.”
“It was no such thing,”
answered Jack. “You know very well why it
was Blake interfered; and he’s not a fool, but
a jolly good sort.”
“Oh, don’t get angry,”
returned the other. “I’m sure I shouldn’t
fly into a wax if you called Fox or old Phillips a
fool. I got sick of that beastly little school,
as I expect you did of yours, and so I made my uncle
send me here. Hullo! I suppose that’s
the bell for going back to work; see you again later
on.”
“I say,” whispered Diggory,
as soon as they had regained their seat in the examination-room,
“I vote we give that chap the cold shoulder.”
The following morning the three friends
heard their names read out as forming part of the
Third Form, to which their friend Carton already belonged.
Young Noaks was placed in the Upper Fourth, and they
were not destined therefore to have him as a class-mate.
The Third Form at Ronleigh had, for
some reason or other, received the title of “The
Happy Family.” They certainly were an amusing
lot of little animals, and Diggory and his companions
coming into the classroom rather late, and before
the entrance of the master, saw them for the first
time to full advantage. Out of the two-and-twenty
juveniles present, only about six seemed to be in
their proper places.
One young gentleman sitting close
to the blackboard cried, “Powder, sir!”
and straightway scrubbed his neighbour’s face
with a very chalky duster. The latter, by way
of retaliation, smote the former’s pile of books
from the desk on to the ground a little
attention which was immediately returned by boy number
one; while as they bent down to pick up their scattered
possessions, a third party, sitting on the form behind,
made playful attempts to tread upon their fingers.
Two rival factions in the rear of the room were waging
war with paper darts; while a small, sandy-haired
boy, whose tangled hair and disordered attire gave
him the appearance, as the saying goes, of having been
dragged through a furze-bush backwards, rapped vigorously
with his knuckles upon the master’s table, and
inquired loudly how many more times he was to say
“Silence!”
The entrance of the three new-comers
caused a false alarm, and in a moment every one was
in his proper seat.
“Bother it!” cried the
small, sandy-haired boy, who had bumped his knee rushing
from the table to his place; “why didn’t
you make more noise when you came in?”
“But I thought you were asking
for silence, answered Diggory.
“Shut up, and don’t answer
back when you are spoken to by a prefect,” retorted
the small boy. “Look here, you haven’t
written your name on Watford’s slate. They
must, mustn’t they, Maxton?” he added,
turning to a boy who sat at the end of one of the
back seats.
“Of course they must,”
answered Maxton, who, with both elbows on the desk,
was blowing subdued railway whistles through his hands;
“every new fellow has to write his name on that
little slate on Mr. Watford’s table, and he
enters them from there into his mark-book. I’m
head boy, and I’ve got to see you do it.
Look sharp, or he’ll be here in a minute, and
there’ll be a row.”
Diggory, Vance, and Mugford hastily
signed their names, one under the other, upon the
slate. There was a good deal of tittering while
they did so; but as a new boy is laughed at for nearly
everything he does, they took no notice of it, and
had hardly got back to their places when the master
entered the room, and the work began in earnest.
About a quarter of an hour later the
boys were busy with a Latin exercise, when silence
was broken by a shuffle and an exclamation from the
back desk. “You again, Maxton,” said
the master, looking up with a frown. “I
suppose you are determined to idle away your time and
remain bottom of the class this term as you were last.
I shall put your name down for some extra work.
Let’s see,” he continued, taking up the
slate: “I appear to have three boys’
names down already ’Vance,’
‘Mugford,’ and ‘Trevanock.’
What’s the meaning of this? This is not
my writing. How came these names here?”
“Please, sir,” faltered
Mugford, “we put them there ourselves.”
“Put them there yourselves!
What d’you want to put your names down on my
punishment slate for? I suppose some one told
you to, didn’t they?”
“Please, sir,” answered
Diggory warily, “we thought we had to, so that
you might have our names to enter in your mark-book.”
There was a burst of laughter, but
that answer went a long way towards setting the Alliance
on a good footing with their class-mates.
“That young Trevanock’s
the right sort,” said Maxton, “and so are
the others. I thought they’d sneak about
that slate, but they didn’t.”
Mr. Noaks, junior, on the other hand,
was destined to find that he was not going to carry
everything before him at Ronleigh as he had done among
the small fry at Horace House, The Upper Fourth voted
him a “bounder,” and nicknamed him “Moke.”
After morning school he repeated his attempt to ally
himself with his former foes, but the result was decidedly
unsatisfactory.
Down in the box-room, a good-sized
apartment boarded off from the gymnasium, Jack Vance
was serving out a ration of plum-cake to a select
party, consisting of his two chums and Carton, when
the ex-Philistine strolled up and joined himself to
the group.
“Hullo!” he said, “are
you chaps having a feed? D’you remember
that pork-pie we bagged from one of your kids at Chatford?
Ha, ha! it was a lark.”
“I don’t see it’s
much of a lark to bag what doesn’t belong to
you,” muttered Diggory.
“What’s that you say?”
“Nothing for you to hear,”
returned the other. “I don’t know
if you’re waiting about here to get some cake,
but I’m sure I never invited you to come.”
“Look here, don’t be cheeky,”
answered Noaks. “If you think I want to
make friends with a lot of impudent young monkeys like
you, all I can say is you’re jolly well mistaken,”
and so saying he turned on his heel and walked away.
“I say, Trevanock,” said
Carton, two days later, “that fellow Noaks has
found a friend at last: he’s picked up with
Mouler. They’ll make a nice pair, I should
say. Mouler was nearly expelled last term for
telling lies to Ellesby about some cribs.”
Noaks certainly seemed to have discovered
a chum in the black sheep of the Upper Fourth, and
the Triple Alliance began to congratulate themselves
that he would trouble them no further. In a big
school like Ronleigh College there was plenty of room
for everybody to go his own way without fear of running
his head into people whom he wished to avoid.
Our three friends, however, seemed fated to find in
the person of Noaks junior a perpetual stumbling-block
and cause of disquietude and annoyance. They
had no sooner succeeded in setting him at a distance
when an incident occurred which brought them once more
into violent collision with the enemy.
The pavilion, which has already been
mentioned as standing on the match ground, was a handsome
wooden structure, surrounded by some low palings,
in front of which was a small oblong patch of gravel.
On the second Saturday morning of the term Noaks
and Mouler were lounging across this open space, when
Oaks, the prefect, emerged from the pavilion, carrying
in his hand a pot of paint he had been mixing for the
goal-posts, which were just being put up. On
reaching the paling he suddenly ejaculated, “Bother!
I’ve forgotten the brush;” and resting
the can on the top of the little gate-post, hurried
back up the short flight of steps, and disappeared
through the open door.
“I say, there’s a good
cock-shy,” said Noaks, nodding his head in the
direction of the paint.
“Umph! shouldn’t like to try,” answered
Mouler.
“Why not?”
“Because Oaks would jolly well punch both our
heads.”
“Well, here’s a new kid
coming; let’s set him on to do it. You
speak to him; he knows me. His name’s
Mugford.”
The two cronies both picked up a handful
of stones, and began throwing at the can, taking good
care that their shots should fly wide of the mark.
Mugford, who, as we have already seen,
was not blessed with the sharpest of wits, paused
for a moment to watch the contest. The paint
had been mixed in an old fruit-tin, and at first sight
it certainly seemed to have been put on the post for
the sole purpose of being knocked off again.
“Hullo, you new kid!”
exclaimed Mouler. “Look here, we want a
chap for the third eleven next season a
fellow who can throw straight. Come along, and
let’s see if you can hit that old can.”
It certainly looked easy enough, and
Mugford, pleased at being taken some notice of by
a boy in the Upper Fourth, picked up some pebbles,
and joined in the bombardment. The second shot
brought the tin down with a great clatter, and a flood
of white paint spread all over the trim little pathway.
At the same instant Oaks dashed down the steps boiling
with rage.
“Confound you!” he cried; “who did
that ?”
“I did,” answered Mugford, half crying;
“I thought it was empty.”
“Thought it was empty! why didn’t
you look, you young blockhead?” cried the prefect,
catching the small boy by the arm, while Noaks and
Mouler burst into a roar of laughter.
Things would probably have gone hard
with the unfortunate Mugford if at that moment a fifth
party had not arrived on the scene. The new-comer,
who, from the show of whisker at the side of his face
and the tone of authority in which he spoke, seemed
to be one of the masters, was tall and muscular, with
the bronze of a season’s cricketing still upon
his cheeks and neck.
“Stop a minute, Oaks,”
he said. “I happened to see this little
game; let’s hear what the kid’s got to
say for himself.”
In faltering tones Mugford told his
story. Without a word the stranger stepped up
to Mouler and dealt him a sounding box on the ear.
“There!” he said, “take
that for your trouble; and now cut off down town and
buy a fresh pot of paint out of your own pocket, and
do it jolly quick, too. As for you,”
he added, turning to Noaks, “get a spade out
of that place under the pavilion and clean up this
path. If you weren’t a new fellow I’d
serve you the same. Look out in future.”
“And you look out too,”
muttered Noaks, glancing at Mugford with a fierce
expression on his face as the two seniors moved off,
“you beastly young sneak. The first chance
I get I’ll give you the best licking you ever
had in your life.”
“Old Mug is rather a fool,”
remarked Jack Vance to Diggory a few hours later;
“he ought to have seen through that. But
we must stand by him because of the Triple Alliance.
Noaks is sure to try to set on him the first chance
he gets.”
“Yes,” answered Diggory; “look out
for squalls.”