The Easter holidays came and went
as rapidly as Easter holidays always do, and before
the Alliance had recovered from the excitement connected
with their first experience of breaking up at Ronleigh,
they were back again, greeting their friends, asking
new boys their names, and, in short, commencing their
second term as regular old stagers. Up to the
present they had been content to “lie low,”
and had remained satisfied with making the acquaintance
of their class-mates in “The Happy Family;”
but now they began to take more interest in school
matters in general, and to notice what was going on
in other circles besides their own.
In answer to the eager inquiries of
his two companions, Jack Vance said that he had seen
nothing of Noaks during the holidays, except having
passed him on one or two occasions in the street.
The notice of the fifty pounds reward still appeared
in the windows of the police station; but the robbery
itself was beginning to be looked upon as a thing of
the past, and was already wellnigh forgotten.
“I wonder if Noaks has still got my knife?”
said Mugford.
“Oh, I don’t know,”
answered Jack. “He’s too much taken
up with Mouler and Gull and all that lot to think
about us. I shouldn’t bother my head about
it any further; he only showed us that paper out of
spite, to put us in a funk.”
It was pretty evident, to the most
casual observer, that the quarrel which the Black
Swan incident had occasioned between Thurston and his
brother prefects had not yet been dismissed from the
minds of either party. The former became more
lax than ever in the discharge of his duties, and
avoiding the society of his school equals, sought the
companionship of such boys as Hawley, Gull, and Mouler,
who at length came to be known throughout the College
as “Thirsty’s Lot.” With the
exception of Fletcher, the prefects left him severely
alone. Allingford occasionally came down on him
for allowing all kinds of misconduct to pass unchecked,
but it was hardly to be expected that a fellow who
was hand and glove with some of the principal offenders
should have much influence or power in maintaining
law and order; and these interviews with the captain
usually ended in an exchange of black looks and angry
words.
The consequences which resulted from
this lack of harmony among those in authority may
be easily imagined. “Old Thirsty never
makes a row when he sees a chap doing so-and-so,”
was the cry. “Why should Oaks and Rowlands
and those other fellows kick up bothers, and give lines
for the same thing?” To all these murmurers
the prefects turned a deaf ear. “I don’t
care what Thurston does,” would be their answer;
“you know the rule, and that’s sufficient.”
Any further remonstrance on the part of the offender
was met with a summary “Shut up, or you’ll
get your head punched,” and so for a time the
matter ended.
It was hardly to be expected that
the light-hearted juveniles of the Third Form should
trouble their heads to take much notice of this disagreement
among the seniors. For one thing, they knew nothing
of what was said and done in the Sixth Form studies,
and even the prefects themselves never thought for
a moment that this little bit of friction in the machinery
of Ronleigh College would, figuratively speaking, lead
to “hot bearings” and a narrow shave of
a general breakdown.
So the members of “The Happy
Family” pursued the even tenor of their way,
getting into scrapes and scrambling out of them, feasting
on pastry and ginger-beer, turning up in force on
Saturday afternoon to witness the cricket matches,
and coming to the conclusion that though Oaks and
Rowlands might be a trifle strict, and rather freehanded
with lines and “impôts,” yet all
this could be overlooked and forgiven for the sake
of the punishment which they inflicted on the enemy’s
bowling.
As it has been all along the intention
of this story to follow the fortunes of the Triple
Alliance, the record of their second term at Ronleigh
would not be complete without some mention of their
memorable adventure with the “coffee-mill.”
Wednesday, the fourteenth of June,
was Jack Vance’s birthday, and just before morning
school he expressed his intention of keeping it up
in a novel manner.
“Look here!” he remarked
to his two companions. “You know that little
bootmaker’s shop just down the road, before you
come to the church. There’s a notice in
the window, ‘Double Tricycle on Hire.’
Well, the mater’s sent me some money this year
instead of a hamper, so I thought I’d hire the
machine; and we’ll go out for a ride, and take
it in turns for one to walk or trot behind.”
“Oh, I’d advise you not
to!” cried “Rats,” who was standing
by and overheard the project.
“Why not?”
“Why, it’s a rotten old
sociable, one of the first, I should think,
that was ever made. It’s like working a
tread-mill, and it rattles and bangs about until you
think every minute it must all be coming to pieces.
It’s got a sort of box-seat instead of a saddle.
Maxton hired it out one day the term before last,
and he and I and Collis rode to Chatton. It
isn’t meant to carry three; but the seat’s
very wide, and they squeezed me in between them.
There’s something wrong with the steering-gear,
and it makes a beastly grinding noise as it goes along,
so Maxton christened it the ‘coffee-mill.’
Fellows are always chaffing old Jobling about it,
when they go into his shop to buy bits of leather,
and asking him how much he’ll take for his coffee-mill,
and the old chap gets into an awful wax.”
“Oh, I don’t care!”
answered Jack. “It’ll be a lark, and
we needn’t go far. What d’you
say, Diggy?”
Diggory and Mugford both expressed
their willingness to join in the expedition, and arrangements
were accordingly made for it to take place that afternoon.
“You’d better not let
old Jobling see three of you get on at once,”
said “Rats.” “I should send
Mugford on in front and pick him up when you get round
the corner.”
Rathson’s description of the
“coffee-mill” was certainly not exaggerated.
It was a rusty, rattle-bag concern a relic
of the dark ages of cycling and .looked
as if it had not been used for a twelvemonth.
Jobling squirted some oil into the bearings, knocked
the dust off the cushioned seat, and remarked that
a shilling an hour was the proper charge; but that,
as he always favoured the Ronleigh gentlemen, he would
say two shillings, and they might keep it the whole
afternoon.
Jack, as we have said before, was
of rather a nautical turn of mind, and occasionally,
when the fit was on him, loved to interlard his conversation
with seafaring expressions.
“She isn’t much of a craft
to look at,” he remarked, as they drew up and
dismounted at the spot where Mugford stood waiting
for them; “but we’ll imagine this is my
steam-yacht, and that we’re going for a cruise.
Now then, Diggy, you’re the mate, and you shall
sit on the starboard side and steer. Mugford’s
the passenger, so he’ll go in the middle.
I’m captain, and I’ll work the port treadles.
Now, then, all aboard!”
The boys scrambled on to the seat,
and with some little amount of crushing and squeezing
got settled in their places, and at the captain’s
word, “Half-speed ahead!” the voyage commenced.
They went lumbering and clattering through the outskirts
of the town, and at length, after having roused the
dormant wit of one shop-boy, who shouted “Knives
to grind!” after them, they gained the highroad.
For half a mile the voyage was prosperous enough;
then the adventures began.
They were going at a good pace down
a gentle slope, and on turning a corner saw immediately
in front of them a narrow piece of road with a duck-pond
on one side and a high bank on the other. Some
one had carelessly left a wheelbarrow standing very
nearly in the centre of the highway, and there was
only just room to pass it on the water side.
“Starboard a little!”
The steering gear worked rather stiffly.
Diggory gave the handle a hard twist, and it went
round further than he intended.
“Port!” cried the captain,
“hard a-port!” But it was too late, and
the next moment the “coffee-mill” ran
down the sloping bank and plunged into the duck-pond.
It gave a violent lurch, but fortunately its breadth
of beam kept it from overturning, and the water, being
not more than a few inches deep, only wet the boots
of the mariners.
“You great ass, Diggy! why didn’t
you port?” demanded the captain.
The mate, who as a matter of fact
could not have told the difference between the nautical
“port” and home-made ginger-beer, answered
promptly, “So I did;” and the two officers
commenced to punch each other with their disengaged
hands. This combat, which was conducted with
the utmost good feeling on both sides, had been continued
for nearly a minute, when the passenger, on whose
unoffending back a large proportion of the blows were
falling, remarked,
“Well, if we aren’t going
to stop here all day, when you’ve quite done
we’d better think about getting out.”
They were at least four yards from
the shore, and it was impossible to reach it dry-shod.
“Some one must take off his
boots and socks and haul her out,” said Diggory.
“Well, I can’t,”
answered Jack; “the captain never ought to leave
the ship.”
“Oh, I’ll go,” answered
Mugford, laughing; and accordingly, after performing
some complicated gymnastic feats in getting off his
boots, he slid from the seat into the water, and so
hauled the “coffee-mill” back to terra
firma.
It would be impossible to describe
in detail all the alarming incidents which happened
during the outward passage.
They had not gone a quarter of a mile
further when something went wrong with the brake.
They flew down a long hill, holding on for dear life,
nothing but the grand way in which the mate managed
this time to steer a straight course down the middle
of the road saving them from destruction. Nevertheless,
mounting the last slope was such hard labour that
Mugford had to turn to and “work his passage,”
by every now and again taking a spell at the treadles.
“Look here!” said Diggory
at length: “don’t you think we’ve
gone far enough? we shan’t be back in time for
tea.”
“Oh, I forgot,” answered
the captain. “We’ll see. Stand
by your anchor! Let go-o-o!”
The “coffee-mill” stopped,
and Jack Vance pulled out his watch.
“By me it’s half-past
twelve, and I’m four hours slow: twelve
to one, one to two, two to three, three to four half-past
four. Yes, it’s time we turned round.
Now, then, ’bout ship!”
The tricycle clanked and rattled away
merrily enough on the return journey until it came
to the long hill, which this time had to be climbed
instead of descended.
“Don’t let’s get
off,” said Jack; “we ought to rush her
up this if we set our minds to it.”
With a great deal of panting and struggling
they succeeded in getting about half-way; then suddenly
there was a crack, and the machine, instead of going
forward, began to run back. Faster and faster
it went, the pedals remaining motionless under their
feet.
“The chain’s gone,”
gasped the captain. “There’s a cart
behind! Quick, run her aground!”
Of course the mate turned the handle
the wrong way. On one side of the road was an
ordinary hedge, while on the other lay a deep ditch,
and into this a moment later the “coffee-mill”
disappeared with every soul on board!
There was an awful moment, when earth,
sky, arms, legs, wheels, and bushes seemed all mixed
together, and then Jack Vance found himself resting
on his hands and knees in a puddle of dirty water.
Diggory and Mugford had been driven with considerable
violence into the thickest part of a thorn hedge,
and proceeded to extricate themselves therefrom with
many groans and lamentations.
“Well,” said the mate,
as they proceeded to drag the machine out of the ditch,
“I should think, Jack, you’ve celebrated
your birthday about enough; now you’d better
give over, or we shall all be sent home in a sack.”
“Me!” cried the captain,
with great indignation. “It was your
fault, you dummy! you put the helm over wrong again,
you ”
“Hullo, you kids!” interrupted
a voice behind them, and turning round the three friends
saw the burly form of John Acton pushing a bicycle
up the hill. “Hullo!” he continued;
“it’s young Trevanock. What’s
up? Have you had a spill?”
“Yes; the chain broke, and we ran into the ditch.”
“Umph! bad business. Now you’ll
have to foot it, I suppose.”
“Yes,” answered Jack ruefully;
“and we’re bound to be back late pushing
this old thing all the way. I wish old Jobling
would try a ride on it himself.”
“Oh! is that the ’coffee-mill’?”
exclaimed the prefect, laughing. “Well,
look here! If you’re late, I’ll see
whoever’s on duty, and tell him about the breakdown,
and see if I can get you off.”
“Oh, thanks awfully!” chorused the small
boys.
“I’ve half a mind to say
I wouldn’t,” continued Acton, looking round
as he put his foot on the step of his machine, and
nodding his head at Diggory. “I owe you
a grudge for not telling me what I wanted to know
about my young brother’s love-letter.”
The football captain was as good as
his word: he got the Triple Alliance excused
the “impôt” which would otherwise
have been awarded them for arriving at the school
half an hour late, and the only misfortune which resulted
from their eventful excursion was that Jack Vance had
to expend a further portion of his postal order in
paying Jobling for repairing the broken chain.
The day, however, did not close without another incident
happening to one of the voyagers, which, though trifling
in itself, proved, as it were, the shadow of coming
events which were destined to seriously affect the
well-being and happiness of all the Ronleigh boys.
Crossing the quadrangle soon after
tea, Diggory saw something bright lying on the gravel;
it proved to be a silver match-box with the letters
C. T. engraved on the front. He took it with
him into the school-room, and holding it up as the
boys were assembling at their desks for preparation,
asked if any one knew who was the owner.
“Yes, I do,” answered
young Fletcher: “it’s Thirsty’s;
I’ve seen it often.”
Preparation of the next day’s
work having ended, Diggory’s attention was occupied
for a time in discussing with Carton the merits of
some foreign stamps. Just before supper, however,
he remembered the match-box, and hurried away to restore
it to its rightful owner.
Thurston was evidently at home, for
a prolonged shout of laughter and the clamour of several
voices reached Diggory’s ears as he approached
the study. As he knocked at the door the noise
suddenly ceased, there was a moment’s silence,
and then a murmur in a low tone, followed by a scuffling
of feet and the overturning of a chair.
“Who’s there? you can’t
come in!” shouted the owner of the den.
“I don’t want to,”
answered Diggory, through the keyhole. “I’ve
brought your match-box that I picked up in the ‘quad.’”
“Oh, it’s only a kid,”
said the voice of Fletcher senior; and the next instant
the door was unlocked by Thurston, who opened it about
six inches, and immediately thrust his body into the
aperture, as though to prevent the possibility of
the visitor getting any sight of the interior of the
room.
“Oh, thanks; you’re a
brick,” he said, taking the box, and immediately
closed the door and turned the key.
Diggory was retracing his steps along
the passage, wondering what could be the object of
all this secrecy, when he nearly ran into the school
captain.
“Hullo, young man!” said
the latter, “where have you been?”
“To Thurston’s study.”
“What have you been there for?”
demanded Allingford sharply, with a sudden change
in his tone and manner.
“Only to give him his match-box
that I picked up in the ‘quad.’”
The captain eyed the speaker narrowly,
as though half inclined to doubt the truth of this
explanation; then, apparently satisfied with the honest
expression of the small boy’s face, told him
to get down to supper.
The latter wandered off, wondering
more than ever what could have been the object of
the private gathering in Thurston’s study which
he had just interrupted.
“It’s what I told you
before,” remarked Carton, when Diggory chanced
to mention what had happened. “Thirsty’s
going to the dogs, and I believe big Fletcher’s
got a lot to do with it. Allingford can’t
interfere with them as long as they keep to themselves.
I don’t know what they do, but I shouldn’t
be surprised if there is a rare old kick-up one of
these fine days.”
Mischief certainly was brewing, and
the “kick-up” came sooner than even Carton
himself expected.