An establishment in Newbern Center,
trading under the name of the Foto Art Shop,
once displayed in its window a likeness of the twin
sons of Dave Cowan. Side by side, on a lavishly
fringed plush couch, they confronted the camera with
differing aspects. One sat forward with a decently,
even blandly, composed visage, nor had he meddled with
his curls. His mate sat back, scowling, and fought
the camera to the bitter end. His curls, at the
last moment, had been mussed by a raging hand.
This was in the days of an earlier
Newbern, when the twins were four and Winona Penniman
began to be their troubled mentor troubled
lest they should not grow up to be refined persons;
a day when Dave Cowan, the widely travelled printer,
could rightly deride its citizenry as small-towners;
a day when the Whipples were Newbern’s sole noblesse
and the Cowan twins not yet torn asunder.
The little town lay along a small
but potent river that turned a few factory wheels
with its eager current, and it drew sustenance from
the hill farms that encircled it for miles about.
You had to take a dingy way train up to the main line
if you were going the long day’s journey to
New York, so that the Center of the name was often
construed facetiously by outlanders.
Now Newbern Center is modern, and
grows callous. Only the other day a wandering
biplane circled the second nine of its new golf course,
and of the four players on the tenth green but one
paid it the tribute of an upward glance. Even
this was a glance of resentment, for his partner at
that instant eyed the alignment for a three-foot putt
and might be distracted. The annoyed player flung
up a hostile arm at the thing and waved it from the
course. Seemingly abashed, the machine slunk off
into a cloud bank.
Old Sharon Whipple, the player who
putted, never knew that above him had gone a thing
he had very lately said could never be. Sharon
has grown modern with the town. Not so many years
ago he scoffed at rumours of a telephone. He
called it a contraption, and said it would be against
the laws of God and common sense. Later he proscribed
the horseless carriage as an impracticable toy.
Of flying he had affirmed that the fools who tried
it would deservedly break their necks, and he had gustily
raged at the waste of a hundred and seventy-five acres
of good pasture land when golf was talked.
Yet this very afternoon the inconsequent
dotard had employed a telephone to summon his car
to transport him to the links, and had denied even
a glance of acknowledgment at the wonder floating
above him. Much like that is growing Newbern.
There was gasping aplenty when Winona Penniman abandoned
the higher life and bought a flagrant pair of satin
dancing slippers, but now the town lets far more sensational
doings go almost unremarked.
The place tosses even with the modern
fever of unrest. It has its bourgeoisie, its
proletariat, its radicals, but also a city-beautiful
association and a rather captious sanitary league.
Lately a visiting radical, on the occasion of a certain
patriotic celebration, expressed a conventional wish
to spit upon the abundantly displayed flag. A
knowing friend was quick to dissuade him.
“Don’t do it! Don’t
try it! Here, now, you got no freedom! Should
you spit only on their sidewalk, they fine the heart’s
blood out of you.”
Midway between these periods of very
early and very late Newbern there was once a shining
summer morning on which the Cowan twins, being then
nine years old, set out from the Penniman home to pick
wild blackberries along certain wooded lanes that
environed the town. They were bare-footed, wearing
knee pants buttoned to calico waists, these being
patterned with small horseshoes which the twins had
been told by their father would bring them good luck.
They wore cloth caps, and carried tin pails for their
berries. These would be sold to the Pennimans
at an agreed price of five cents a quart, and it was
Winona’s hope that the money thus earned on
a beautiful Saturday morning would on Sunday be given
to the visiting missionary lately returned from China.
Winona had her doubts, however, chiefly of Wilbur Cowan’s
keenness for proselyting, on his own income, in foreign
lands. Too often with money in hand, he had yielded
to the grosser tyranny of the senses.
The twins ran races in the soft dust
of the highway until they reached the first outlying
berry patch. Here they became absorbed in their
work. They were finding well-laden bushes along
the fence of what to-day is known as the old graveyard.
Newbern now has a sophisticated new
cemetery, with carved marble and tall shafts of polished
granite, trimmed shrubs, and garnished mounds, contrasting as
the newer town to the old with the dingy
inclosure where had very simply been inhumed the dead
of that simpler day. In the new cemetery blackberry
bushes would not be permitted. Along the older
plot they flourished. The place itself is over-grown
with rank grasses, with ivy run wild, with untended
shrubs, often hiding the memorials, which are mostly
of brown sandstone or gray slate. It lies in deep
shadow under cypress and willow. It is very still
under the gloom of its careless growths a
place not reassuring to the imaginative.
The bottoms of the tin pails had been
covered with berries found outside the board fence,
and now a hunt for other laden bushes led the twins
to a trove of ripened fruit partly outside and partly
inside that plot where those of old Newbern had been
chested and laid unto their fathers. There was,
of course, no question as to the ownership of that
fruit out here. It was any one’s.
There followed debate on a possible right to that
which grew abundantly beyond the fence. By some
strange but not unprecedented twisting of the mature
mind of authority, might it not belong to those inside,
or to those who had put them there? Further,
would Mrs. Penniman care to make pies of blackberries even
the largest and ripest yet found that had
grown in a graveyard?
“They taste just the same,”
announced the Wilbur twin, having, after a cautious
survey, furtively reached through two boards of the
fence to retrieve a choice cluster.
“I guess nobody would want ’em
that owns ’em,” conceded Wilbur.
“Well, you climb over first.”
“We better both go together at the same time.”
“No, one of us better try it
first and see; then, if it’s all right, I’ll
climb over, too.”
“Aw, I know a better patch up over West Hill
in the Whipple woods.”
“What you afraid of? Nobody would care
about a few old blackberries.”
“I ain’t afraid.”
“You act like it, I must say.
If you wasn’t afraid you’d climb that
fence pretty quick, wouldn’t you? Looky,
the big ones!”
The Wilbur twin reflected on this.
It sounded plausible. If he wasn’t afraid,
of course he would climb that fence pretty quick.
It stood to reason. It did not occur to him that
any one else was afraid. He decided that neither
was he.
“Well, I’m afraid of things
that ain’t true that scare you in the dark,”
he admitted, “but I ain’t afraid like that
now. Not one bit!”
“Well, I dare you to go.”
“Well, of course I’ll
go. I was just resting a minute. I got to
rest a little, haven’t I?”
“Well, I guess you’re
rested. I guess you can climb a plain and simple
fence, can’t you? You can rest over there,
can’t you just as well as what you
can rest here?”
The resting one looked up and down
the lane, then peered forward into the shadowy tangle
of green things with its rows of headstones. Then,
inhaling deeply, he clambered to the top of the fence
and leaped to the ground beyond.
“Gee, gosh!” he cried,
for he had landed on a trailing branch of blackberry
vine.
He sat down and extracted a thorn
from the leathery sole of his bare foot. The
prick of the thorn had cleaned his mind of any merely
fanciful fears. A surpassing lot of berries was
there for the bold to take. His brother stared
not too boldly through the fence at the pioneer.
“Go on and try picking some,”
he urged in the subdued tones of extreme caution.
The other calmly set to work.
The watcher awaited some mysterious punishment for
this desecration. Presently, nothing having happened,
he glowed with a boldness of his own and mounted to
the top of the fence, where he again waited.
He whistled, affecting to be at ease, but with a foot
on the safe side of the fence. The busy worker
inside paid him no attention. Presently Merle
yawned.
“Well, I guess I’ll come
in there myself and pick a few berries,” he
said very loudly.
He was giving fair notice to any malign
power that might be waiting to blast him. After
a fitting interval, he joined his brother and fell
to work.
“Well, I must say!” he
chattered. “Who’s afraid to come into
a graveyard when they can get berries like this?
We can fill the pails, and that’s thirty cents
right here.”
The fruit fell swiftly. The Wilbur
twin worked in silence. But Merle appeared rather
to like the sound of a human voice. He was aimlessly
loquacious. His nerves were not entirely tranquil.
“They’re growing right
over this old one,” announced Wilbur presently.
Merle glanced up to see him despoiling a bush that
embowered one of the brown headstones and an all but
obliterated mound.
“You better be careful,” he warned.
“I guess I’m careful enough
for this old one,” retorted the bolder twin,
and swept the trailing bush aside to scan the stone.
It was weather-worn and lichened, but the carving
was still legible.
“It says, ‘Here lies Jonas
Whipple, aged eighty-seven,’ and it says, ’he
passed to his reward April 23, 1828,’ and here’s
his picture.”
He pointed to the rounded top of the
stone where was graven a circle inclosing primitive
eyes, a nose, and mouth. From the bottom of the
circle on either side protruded wings.
Merle drew near to scan the device.
He was able to divine that the intention of the artist
had not been one of portraiture.
“That ain’t either his
picture,” he said, heatedly. “That’s
a cupid!”
“Ho, gee, gosh! Ain’t cupids got
legs? Where’s its legs?”
“Then it’s an angel.”
“Angels are longer. I know
now it’s a goop. And here’s
some more reading.”
He ran his fingers along the worn
lettering, then brought his eyes close and read glibly
in the beginning:
Behold this place as you pass
by.
As you are now, so once was
I.
As I am now, so you must be.
Prepare for death, and follow
me.
The reader’s voice lost in fullness
and certainty as he neared the end of this strophe.
“Say, we better get right out
of here,” said Merle, stepping toward the fence.
Even Wilbur was daunted by the blunt warning from beyond.
“Here’s another,”
called Merle, pausing on his way toward the fence.
In hushed, fearful tones he declaimed:
Dear companion in your bloom,
Behold me moldering in the
tomb,
For
Death is a debt to Nature
due,
Which I have paid, and so
must you.
“There, now, I must say!”
called Merle. “We better hurry out!”
But the Wilbur twin lingered.
Ripe berries still glistened about the stone of the
departed Jonas Whipple.
“Aw, gee, gosh, they’re
just old ones!” he declared. “It says
this one passed to his reward in 1828, and we wasn’t
born then, so he couldn’t be meaning us, could
he? We ain’t passed to our reward yet, have
we? I simply ain’t going to pay the least
attention to it.”
A bit nervously he fell again to picking
the berries. The mere feel of them emboldened
him.
“Gee, gosh! We ain’t followed him
yet, have we?”
“‘As I am now, so you must be!’”
quoted the other in warning.
“Well, my sakes, don’t
everyone in town know that? But it don’t
mean we’re going to be be it right
off.”
“You better come just the samey!”
But the worker was stubborn.
“Ho, I guess I ain’t afraid
of any old Whipple as old as what this one is!”
“Well, anyway,” called
Merle, still in hushed tones, “I guess I got
enough berries from this place.”
“Aw, come on!” urged the worker.
In a rush of bravado he now extemporized a chant of
defiance:
Old Jonas Whipple
Was an old cripple!
Old Jonas Whipple
Was an old cripple!
The Merle twin found this beyond endurance.
He leaped for the fence and gained its top, looking
back with a blanched face to see the offender smitten.
He wanted to go at once, but this might be worth waiting
for.
Wilbur continued to pick berries.
Again he chanted loudly, mocking the solemnities of
eternity:
Old Jonas Whipple
Was an old cripple!
Was an old
The mockery died in his throat, and
he froze to a statue of fear. Beyond the headstone
of Jonas Whipple, and toward the centre of the plot,
a clump of syringa was plainly observed to sway with
the movements of a being unseen.
“I told you!” came the
hoarse whisper of Merle, but he, too, was chained
by fright to the fence top.
They waited, breathless, in the presence
of the king of terrors. Again the bush swayed
with a sinister motion. A deeper hush fell about
them; the breeze died and song birds stilled their
notes. A calamity was imminent. Neither
watcher now doubted that a mocked Jonas Whipple would
terribly issue from the tangle of shrubbery.
The bushes were again agitated; then
at the breaking, point of fear for the Cowan twins
the emergent figure proved to be not Jonas but a trifling
and immature female descendant of his, who now sped
rapidly toward them across the intervening glade,
nor were the low mounds sacred to her in her progress.
Her short shirt of a plaid gingham flopped above her
thin, bony legs as she ran, and she grasped a wide-brimmed
straw hat in one hand.
It should be said that this girl appalled
the twins hardly less than would an avenging apparition
of the outraged Jonas Whipple. Beings of a baser
extraction, they had looked upon Whipples only from
afar and with awe. Upon this particular Whipple
they had looked with especial awe. Other known
members of the tribe were inhumanly old and gray and
withered, not creatures with whom the most daring fancy
could picture the Cowan twins sustaining any sane
human relationship. But this one was young and
moderately understandable. Observed from across
the room of the Methodist Sunday-school, she was undoubtedly
human like them; but always so befurbished with rare
and shining garments, with glistening silks and costly
velvets and laces, with bonnets of pink rosebuds and
gloves of kid, that the thought of any secular relationship
had been preposterous. Yet she was young, an
animal of their own age, whose ways could be comprehended.
She halted her mad flight when she
discovered them, then turned to survey the way she
had come. She was panting. The twins regarded
her stonily, shaping defenses if she brought up anything
regarding any one who might have mocked Jonas Whipple.
When again she could breathe evenly,
she said: “It was Cousin Juliana driving
by was why I dashed in here. I think I have foiled
her.”
She was not now the creature of troubled
elegance that Sabbaths had revealed her. The
gingham dress was such as a daughter of the people
might have worn, and the straw hat, though beribboned,
was not impressive. She was a bony little girl,
with quick, greenish eyes and a meagre pigtail of
hair of the hue that will often cause a girl to be
called Carrots. Her thin, eager face was lavishly
freckled; her nose was trivial to the last extreme.
Besides her hat, she carried and now nonchalantly
drew refreshment from a stick of spirally striped candy
inserted for half its length through the end of a lemon.
The candy was evidently of a porous texture, so that
the juice of the fruit would reach the consumer’s
pursed lips charmingly modified by its passage along
the length of the sweet. One needed but to approximate
a vacuum at the upper end of the candy, and the mighty
and mysterious laws of atmospheric pressure completed
the benign process.
It should be said for the twins that
they were not social climbers. In their instant
infatuation for this novel device they quite lost the
thrill that should have been theirs from the higher
aspects of the encounter. They were not impressed
at meeting a Whipple on terms of seeming equality.
They had eyes and desire solely for this delectable
refection. Again and again the owner enveloped
the top of the candy with prehensile lips; deep cavities
appeared in her profusely spangled cheeks. Her
eyes would close in an ecstasy of concentration.
The twins stared, and at intervals were constrained
to swallow.
“Gee, gosh!” muttered
the Wilbur twin, helpless in the sight of so fierce
a joy. His brother descended briskly from the
fence.
“I bet that’s good,”
he said, genially, and taking the half-filled pail
from his brother’s unresisting grasp he approached
the newcomer. “Try some of these nice ripe
blackberries,” he royally urged.
“Thanks a lot!” said the
girl, and did so. But the hospitality remained
one-sided.
“I have to keep up my strength,”
she explained. “I have a long, hard journey
before me. I’m running away.”
Blackberry juice now stained her chin,
enriching a colour scheme already made notable by
dye from the candy.
“Running away!” echoed the twins.
This, also, was sane.
“Where to?” demanded Wilbur.
“Far, far off to the great city with all its
pitfalls.”
“New York?” demanded Merle. “What’s
a pitfall?”
“The way Ben Blunt did when
his cruel stepmother beat him because he wouldn’t
steal and bring it home.”
“Ben Blunt?” questioned both twins.
“That’s whom I am going
to be. That’s whom I am now or
just as soon as I change clothes with some unfortunate.
It’s in a book. ’Ben Blunt, the Newsboy;
or, From Rags to Riches.’ He run off because
his cruel stepmother beat him black and blue, and
he become a mere street urchin, though his father,
Mr. Blunt, was a gentleman in good circumstances; and
while he was a mere street urchin he sold papers and
blacked boots, and he was an honest, manly lad and
become adopted by a kind, rich old gentleman named
Mr. Pettigrew, that he saved from a gang of rowdies
that boded him no good, and was taken to his palatial
mansion and given a kind home and a new suit of clothes
and a good Christian education, and that’s how
he got from rags to riches. And I’m going
to be it; I’m going to be a mere street urchin
and do everything he did.”
“Ho!” The Wilbur twin was brutal.
“You’re nothing but a girl!”
The runaway flashed him a hostile glance.
“Don’t be silly!
What difference does it make? Haven’t I
a cruel stepmother that is constantly making scenes
if I do the least little thing, especially since Miss
Murtree went home because her mother has typhoid in
Buffalo. You wait till I get the right clothes.”
“Does she beat you something awful?” demanded
the Merle twin unctuously.
The victim hesitated.
“Well, you might call it that.”
“What kind of right clothes?” asked his
brother.
“Boy’s clothes; filthy
rags of boy’s clothes like yours,”
she concluded. Her appraising glance rested on
the garments of the questioning twin. Both became
conscious of their mean attire, and squirmed uneasily.
“These are just everyday clothes,” muttered
the Wilbur twin.
“We have fine new Sunday suits
at home,” boasted Merle. “Too fine
to wear every day. If you saw those clothes once
I guess you’d talk different. Shoes and
stockings, too.”
The girl effaced his grandeur with a shrug.
“That’s nothing everyone has
mere Sunday clothes.”
“Is Miss Murtree that old lady
that brings you to the Sunday-school?” demanded
Wilbur.
“Yes; she’s my governess,
and had to go to her dying mother, and I hope she
gets a cruel stepmother that will be harsh to her childish
sports, like that Mrs. Blunt was. But she isn’t
old. It’s her beard makes her look so mature.”
“Aw!” cried both twins, denoting incredulity.
“She has, too, a beard!
A little moustache and some growing on her chin.
When I first got ‘Ben Blunt, or from Rags to
Riches,’ out of the Sunday-school library I
asked her how she made it grow, because I wanted one
to grow on me, but she made a scene and never did tell
me. I wish it would come out on me that way.”
She ran questing fingers along her brief upper lip
and round her pointed chin. “But prob’ly
I ain’t old enough.”
“You’re only a girl,”
declared the Wilbur twin, “and you won’t
ever have a beard, and you couldn’t be Ben Blunt.”
“Only a girl!” she flashed,
momentarily stung into a defense of her sex.
“Huh! I guess I’d rather be a girl
than a nasty little boy with his hands simply covered
with warts.”
The shamed hands of Wilbur Cowan sought
the depths of his pockets, but he came up from the
blow.
“Yes, you’d rather be
a girl!” he retorted, with ponderous irony.
“It’s a good thing you wasn’t born
in China. Do you know what? If you’d
been born in China, when they seen what it was they’d
simply have chucked you into the river to drown’d.”
“The idea! They would not!”
“Ho! You’re so smart!
I guess you think you know more than that missionary
that told us so at the meeting. I guess you think
he was telling lies. They’d have drownded
you as soon as they seen it was a girl. But boys
they keep.”
“I don’t listen to gossip,” said
the girl, loftily.
“And besides,” continued
the inquisitor, “if you think boys are such bad
ones, what you trying to be one for, and be Ben Blunt
and all like that?”
“You’re too young to understand
if I told you,” she replied with a snappish
dignity.
The Merle twin was regretting these
asperities. His eyes clung constantly to the
lemon and candy.
“She can be Ben Blunt if she
wants to,” he now declared in a voice of authority.
“I bet she’ll have a better moustache than
that old Miss Murphy’s.”
“Murtree,” she corrected
him, and spoke her thanks with a brightening glance.
“Here,” she added, proffering her treasure,
“take a good long suck if you want to.”
He did want to. His brother beheld
him with anguished eyes. As Merle demonstrated
the problem in hydraulics the girl studied him more
attentively, then gleamed with a sudden new radiance.
“Oh, I’ll tell you what
let’s do!” she exclaimed. “We’ll
change clothes with each other, and then I’ll
be Ben Blunt without waiting till I get to the great
city. Cousin Juliana could pass me right by on
the street and never know me.” She clapped
her small brown hands. “Goody!” she
finished.
But the twins stiffened. The problem was not
so simple.
“How do you mean change clothes?”
demanded Merle.
“Why, just change! I’ll
put on your clothes and look like a mere street urchin
right away.”
“But what am I going to ”
“Put on my clothes, of course. I explained
that.”
“Be dressed like a girl?”
“Only till you get home; then you can put on
your Sunday clothes.”
“But they wouldn’t be
Sunday clothes if I had to wear ’em every day,
and then I wouldn’t have any Sunday clothes.”
“Stupid! You can buy new ones, can’t
you?”
“Well, I don’t know.”
“I’d give you a lot of money to buy some.”
“Let’s see it.”
Surprisingly the girl stuck out a
foot. Her ankle seemed badly swollen; she seemed
even to reveal incipient elephantiasis.
“Money!” she announced.
“Busted my bank and took it all. And I put
it in my stocking the way Miss Murtree did when she
went to Buffalo to visit her dying mother. But
hers was bills, and mine is nickels and dimes and
quarters and all like that thousands of
dollars’ worth of ’em, and they’re
kind of disagreeable. They make me limp kind
of. I’ll give you a lot of it to buy some
new clothes. Let’s change quick.”
She turned and backed up to the Merle twin. “Unbutton
my waist,” she commanded.
The Merle twin backed swiftly away.
This was too summary a treatment of a situation that
still needed thought.
“Let’s see your money,” he demanded.
“Very well!” She sat on
the grassy low mound above her forebear, released
the top of the long black stocking from the bite of
a hidden garter and lowered it to the bulky burden.
“Give me your cap,” she said, and into
Merle’s cap spurted a torrent of coins.
When this had become reduced to a trickle, and then
to odd pieces that had worked down about the heel,
the cap held a splendid treasure. Both twins bent
excitedly above it. Never had either beheld so
vast a sum. It was beyond comprehension.
The Wilbur twin plunged a hand thrillingly into the
heap.
“Gee, gosh!” he murmured
from the sheer loveliness of it. Shining silver thousands
of dollars of it, the owner had declared.
“Now I guess you’ll change,”
said the girl, observing the sensation she had made.
The twins regarded each other eloquently.
It seemed to be acknowledged between them that anything
namable would be done to obtain a share of this hoard.
Still it was a monstrous infamy, this thing she wanted.
Merle filtered coins through his fingers for the wondrous
feel of them.
“Well, mebbe we better,” he said at last.
“How much do we get?” demanded Wilbur,
exalted but still sane.
“Oh, a lot!” said the
girl, carelessly. Plainly she was not one to
haggle. “Here, I’ll give you two double
handfuls see, like that,” and she
measured the price into the other cap, not skimping.
They were generous, heaping handfuls, and they reduced
her horde by half. “Now!” she urged.
“And hurry! I must be far by nightfall.
I’ll keep my shoes and stockings and not go
barefoot till I reach the great city. But I’ll
take your clothes and your cap. Unbutton my waist.”
Again she backed up to Merle. He turned to Wilbur.
“I guess we better change with
her for all that money. Get your pants and waist
off and I’ll help button this thing on you.”
It was characteristic of their relations
that there was no thought of Merle being the victim
of this barter. The Wilbur twin did not suggest
it, but he protested miserably.
“I don’t want to wear a girl’s clothes.”
“Silly!” said the girl. “It’s
for your own good.”
“You only put it on for a minute,
and sneak home quick,” reminded his brother,
“and look at all the money we’ll have!
Here, show him again all that money we’ll have!”
And the girl did even so, holding
up to him riches beyond the dreams of avarice.
There was bitterness in the eyes of the Wilbur twin
even as they gloated on the bribe. The ordeal
would be fearful. He was to become a thing not
a girl and still not a boy a thing somehow
shameful. At last the alternative came to him.
“You change with her,”
he said, brightening. “My pants got a tear
here on the side, and my waist ain’t so clean
as yours.”
“Now don’t begin that!”
said his brother, firmly. “We don’t
want a lot of silly arguments about it, do we?
Look at all the money we’ll have!”
“Your clothes are the best,”
said the girl. “I must be filthy and ragged.
Oh, please hurry!” Then to Merle: “Do
unbutton my waist. Start it at the top and I
can finish.”
Gingerly he undid the earliest buttons
on that narrow back of checked gingham, and swiftly
the girl completed the process to her waist. Then
the waist was off her meagre shoulders and she stepped
from the hated garment. The Wilbur twin was aghast
at her downright methods. He had a feeling that
she should have retired for this change. How was
he to know that an emergency had lifted her above
prejudices sacred to the meaner souled? But now
he raised a new objection, for beneath her gown the
girl had been still abundantly and intricately clad,
girded, harnessed.
“I can’t ever put on all
those other things,” he declared, indicating
the elaborate underdressing.
“Very well, I’ll keep
’em on under the pants and waist till I get to
the great city,” said the girl, obligingly.
“But why don’t you hurry?”
She tossed him the discarded dress.
He was seized with fresh panic as he took the thing.
“I don’t like to,” he said, sullenly.
“Look at all the money we’ll have!”
urged the brother.
“Here,” said the girl,
beguilingly, “when you’ve done it I’ll
give you two long sucks of my lemon candy.”
She took the enticing combination
from Merle and held it fair before his yearning eyes;
the last rite of a monstrous seduction was achieved.
The victim wavered and was lost. He took the
dress.
“Whistle if any one comes,”
he said, and withdrew behind the headstone of the
late Jonas Whipple. He of the modest
sex would not disrobe in public. At
least it was part modesty; in part the circumstance
that his visible garments were precisely all he wore.
He would not reveal to this child of wealth that the
Cowans had not the habit of multifarious underwear.
Over the headstone presently came the knee pants, the
faded calico waist with bone buttons. The avid
buyer seized and apparelled herself in them with a
deft facility. The Merle twin was amazed that
she should so soon look so much like a boy. From
behind the headstone came the now ambiguous and epicene
figure of the Wilbur twin, contorted to hold together
the back of his waist.
“I can’t button it,” he said in
deepest gloom.
“Here!” said the girl.
“Not you!”
It seemed to him that this would somehow
further degrade him. At least another male should
fasten this infamous thing about him. When the
buttoning was done he demanded the promised candy and
lemon. He glutted himself with the stimulant.
He had sold his soul and was taking the price.
His wrists projected far from the gingham sleeves,
and in truth he looked little enough like a girl.
The girl looked much more like a boy. The further
price of his shame was paid in full.
“I’d better take charge
of it,” said Merle, and did so with an air of
large benevolence. “I just don’t know
what all we’ll spend it for,” he added.
The Wilbur twin’s look of anguish deepened.
“I got a pocket in this dress to hold my money,”
he suggested.
“You might lose it,” objected Merle.
“I better keep it for us.”
The girl had transferred her remaining
money to the pockets which, as a boy, she now possessed.
Then she tried on the cap. But it proved to be
the cap of Merle.
“No; you must take Wilbur’s
cap,” he said, “because you got his clothes.”
“And he can wear my hat,” said the girl.
The Wilbur twin viciously affirmed
that he would wear no girl’s hat, yet was presently
persuaded that he would, at least when he sneaked home.
It was agreed by all finally that this would render
him fairly a girl in the eyes of the world. But
he would not yet wear it. He was beginning to
hate this girl. He shot hostile glances at her
as with his cap on her head, her hands
deep in the money-laden pockets she swaggered
and swanked before them.
“I’m Ben Blunt I’m
Ben Blunt,” she muttered, hoarsely, and swung
her shoulders and brandished her thin legs to prove
it.
He laughed with scorn.
“Yes, you are!” he gibed.
“Look at your hair! I guess Ben Blunt didn’t
have long girl’s hair, did he stringy
old red hair?”
Her hands flew to her pigtail.
“My hair is not red,”
she told him. “It’s just a decided
blonde.” Then she faltered, knowing full
well that Ben Blunt’s hair was not worn in a
braid. “Of course I’m going to cut
it off,” she said. “Haven’t
you boys got a knife?”
They had a knife. It was Wilbur’s,
but Merle quite naturally took it from him and assumed
charge of the ensuing operation. Wilbur Cowan
had to stand by with no place to put his hands a
mere onlooker. Yet it was his practical mind
that devised the method at last adopted, for the early
efforts of his brother to sever the braid evoked squeals
of pain from the patient. At Wilbur’s suggestion
she was backed up to the fence and the braid brought
against a board, where it could be severed strand
by strand. It was not neatly done, but it seemed
to suffice. When the cap was once more adjusted,
rather far back on the shorn head, even the cynical
Wilbur had to concede that the effect was not bad.
The severed braid, a bow of yellow ribbon at the end,
now engaged the notice of its late owner.
“The officers of the law might
trace me by it,” she said, “so we must
foil them.”
“Tie a stone to it and sink
it in the river,” urged Wilbur.
“Hide it in those bushes,” suggested Merle.
But the girl was inspired by her surroundings.
“Bury it!” she ordered.
The simple interment was performed.
With the knife a shallow grave was opened close to
the stone whereon old Jonas Whipple taunted the living
that they were but mortal, and in it they laid the
pigtail to its last rest, patting the earth above
it and replacing the turf against possible ghouls.
Again the girl swaggered broadly before
them, swinging her shoulders, flaunting her emancipated
legs in a stride she considered masculine. Then
she halted, hands in pockets, rocked easily upon heel
and toe, and spat expertly between her teeth.
For the first time she impressed the Wilbur twin,
extorting his reluctant admiration. He had never
been able to spit between his teeth. Still, there
must be things she couldn’t do.
“You got to smoke and chew and curse,”
he warned her.
“I won’t, either!
It says Ben Blunt was a sturdy lad of good habits.
Besides, I could smoke if I wanted to. I already
have. I smoked Harvey D.’s pipe.”
“Who’s Harvey D.?”
“My father. I smoked his pipe repeatedly.”
“Repeatedly?”
“Well, I smoked it twice.
That’s repeatedly, ain’t it? I’d
have done it more repeatedly, but Miss Murtree sneaked
in and made a scene.”
“Did you swallow the smoke through your nose?”
“I I guess so. It tasted way
down on my insides.”
Plainly there was something to the
girl after all. The Wilbur twin here extracted
from the dress pocket, to which he had transferred
his few belongings, the half of something known to
Newbern as a pennygrab. It was a slender roll
of quite inferior dark tobacco, and the original purchaser
had probably discarded it gladly. The present
owner displayed it to the girl.
“I’ll give you a part of this, and we’ll
light up.”
“Well, I don’t know. It says Ben
Blunt was a sturdy lad of good ”
“I bet you never did smoke repeatedly!”
Her manhood was challenged.
“I’ll show you!” she retorted, grim
about the lips.
With his knife he cut the evil thing
in fair halves. The girl received her portion
with calmness, if not with gratitude, and lighted it
from the match he gallantly held for her. And
so they smoked. The Merle twin never smoked for
two famous Puritan reasons it was wrong
for boys to smoke and it made him sick. He eyed
the present saturnalia with strong disapproval.
The admiration of the Wilbur twin now forgetting
his ignominy was frankly worded. Plainly
she was no common girl.
“I bet you’ll be all right in the big
city,” he said.
“Of course I will,” said the girl.
She spat between her teeth with a
fine artistry. In truth she was spitting rather
often, and had more than once seemed to strangle, but
she held her weed jauntily between the first and second
fingers and contrived an air of relish for it.
“Anyway,” she went on,
“it’ll be better than here where I suffered
so terribly with everybody making the vilest scenes
about any little thing that happened. After they
find it’s too late they’ll begin to wish
they’d acted kinder. But I won’t ever
come back, not if they beg me to with tears streaming
down their faces, after the vile way they acted; saying
maybe I could have a baby brother after Harvey D. got
that stepmother, but nothing was ever done about it,
and just because I tried to hide Mrs. Wadley’s
baby that comes to wash, and then because I tried
to get that gypsy woman’s baby, because everyone
knows they’re always stealing other people’s
babies, and she made a vile scene, too, and everyone
tortured me beyond endurance.”
This was interesting. It left the twins wishing
to ask questions.
“Did that stepmother beat you good?” again
demanded Merle.
“Well, not the way Ben Blunt’s
stepmother did, but she wanted to know what I meant
by it and all like that. Of course she’s
cruel. Don’t you know that all stepmothers
are cruel? Did you ever read a story about one
that wasn’t vile and cruel and often tried to
leave the helpless children in the woods to be devoured
by wolves? I should say not!”
“Where did you hide that Wadley baby?”
“Up in the storeroom in a nice
big trunk, where I fixed a bed and everything for
it, while its mother was working down in the laundry,
and I thought they’d look a while and give it
up, but this Mrs. Wadley is kind of simple-minded
or something. She took on so I had to say maybe
somebody had put it in this trunk where it could have
a nice time. And this stepmother taking on almost
as bad.”
“Did you nearly get a gypsy woman’s baby?”
“Nearly. They’re
camped in the woods up back of our place, and I went
round to see their wagons, and the man had some fighting
roosters that would fight anybody else’s roosters,
and they had horses to race, and the gypsy woman would
tell the future lives of anybody and what was going
to happen to them, and so I saw this lovely, lovely
baby asleep on a blanket under some bushes, and probably
they had stole it from some good family, so while
they was busy I picked it up and run.”
“Did they chase you?”
Wilbur Cowan was by now almost abject
in his admiration of this fearless spirit.
“Not at first; but when I got
up to our fence I heard some of ’em yelling
like very fiends, and they came after me through the
woods, but I got inside our yard, and the baby woke
up and yelled like a very fiend, and Nathan Marwick
came running out of our barn and says: ’What
in time is all this?’ And someone told folks
in the house and out comes Harvey D.’s stepmother
that he got married to, and Grandpa Gideon and Cousin
Juliana that happened to be there, and all the gypsies
rushed up the hill and everyone made the vilest scene
and I had to give back this lovely baby to the gypsy
woman that claimed it. You’d think it was
the only baby in the wide world, the way she made
a scene, and not a single one would listen to reason
when I tried to explain. They acted simply crazy,
that’s all.”
“Gee, gosh!” muttered
the Wilbur twin. This was indeed a splendid and
desperate character, and he paid her the tribute of
honest envy. He wished he might have a cruel
stepmother of his own, and so perhaps be raised to
this eminence of infamy. “I bet they did
something with you!” he said.
The girl waved it aside with a gesture
of repugnance, as if some things were too loathsome
for telling. He perceived that she had, like so
many raconteurs, allowed her cigar to go out.
“Here’s a match,”
he said, and courteously cupped his hands about its
flame. The pennygrab seemed to have become incombustible,
and the match died futilely. “That’s
my last match,” he said.
“Maybe I better keep this till I get to the
great city.”
But he would not have it so.
“You can light it from mine,”
and he brought the ends of the two penny grabs together.
“First thing you know you’ll be dizzy,”
warned the moralist, Merle.
“Ho, I will not!”
She laughed in scorn, and valiantly
puffed on the noisome thing. Thus stood Ben Blunt
and the Wilbur twin, their faces together about this
business of lighting up; and thus stood the absorbed
Merle, the moral perfectionist, earnestly hoping his
words of warning would presently become justified.
It did not seem right to him that others should smoke
when it made him sick.
At last smoke issued from the contorted
face of Ben Blunt, and some of this being swallowed,
strangulation ensued. When the paroxysm of coughing
was past the hero revealed running eyes, but the tears
were of triumph, as was the stoic smile that accompanied
them.
And then, while the reformer Merle
awaited the calamity he had predicted, while Wilbur
surrendered anew to infatuation for this intrepid
soul that would dare any crime, while Ben Blunt rocked
on spread feet, the glowing pennygrab cocked at a
rakish angle, while, in short, vice was crowned and
virtue abased, there rang upon the still air the other
name of Ben Blunt in cold and fateful emphasis.
The group stiffened with terror. Again the name
sounded along those quiet aisles of the happy dead.
The voice was one of authority cool, relentless,
awful.
“Patricia Whipple!” said the voice.
The twins knew it for the voice of
Miss Juliana Whipple, who had remotely been a figure
of terror to them even when voiceless. Juliana
was thirty, tall, straight, with capable shoulders,
above which rose her capable face on a straight neck.
She wore a gray skirt and a waist of white, with a
severely starched collar about her throat, and a black
bow tie. Her straw hat was narrow of brim, banded
with a black ribbon. Her steely eyes flashed
from beneath the hat. Once before the twins had
encountered her and her voice, and the results were
blasting, though the occasion was happier. Indeed,
the intention of Juliana had been wholly amiable,
for it was at the picnic of the Methodist Sunday-school.
She came upon the twins in a fair
dell, where they watched other children at a game,
and she took very civil notice of them, saying, “How
do you do, young gentlemen?” in deep, thrilling
tones, and though they had been doing very well until
that moment, neither of the twins had recovered strength
to say so. To them she had been more formidable
than a schoolteacher. Their throats had closed
upon all utterance. Now as she faced them, a
dozen feet away, even though the words “Patricia
Whipple” applied to but one of their number,
the twins took the challenge to themselves and quailed.
They knew that deep and terrible voice menaced themselves
as well as the late Ben Blunt for that mere
street urchin, blown upon by the winds of desolation,
had shrivelled and passed. In his place drooped
a girl in absurd boy’s clothes, her hair messily
cut off, smoking something she plainly did not wish
to smoke. The stricken lily of vice drooped upon
its stem.
One by one the three heads turned
to regard the orator. How had she contrived that
noiseless approach? How had she found them at
all in this seclusion? The heads having turned
to regard her, turned back and bowed in stony glares
at the rich Whipple-nourished turf. They felt
her come toward them; her shadow from the high sun
blended with theirs. And again the voice, that
fearsome organ on which she managed such dread effects:
“Patricia Whipple, what does this mean?”
She confronted them, a spare, grim
figure, tall, authoritative, seeming to be old as
Time itself. How were they to know that Juliana
was still youthful, even attired youthfully, though
by no means frivolously, or that her heart was gentle?
She might, indeed, have danced to them as Columbine,
and her voice would still have struck them with terror.
She brought her deepest tones to those simple words,
“What does this mean?” All at once it
seemed to them that something had been meant, something
absurd, monstrous, lawless, deserving a ghastly punishment.
The late Ben Blunt squirmed and bored
a heel desperately into the turf above a Whipple whose
troubles had ceased in 1828. She made a rough
noise in her throat, but it was not informing.
The Wilbur twin, forgetting his own plight, glanced
warm encouragement to her.
“I guess she’s got aright
to run away,” he declared, brazenly.
But in this burst of bravado he had
taken too little account of his attire. He recalled
it now, for the frosty gray eyes of Juliana ran about
him and came to rest upon his own eyes. For the
taut moment that he braved her glance it unaccountably
seemed to him that the forbidding mouth of the woman
twitched nervously into the beginning of a smile.
It was a fleeting effect, but it did seem as if she
had almost laughed, then caught herself. And
there was a tremolo defect in the organ tone with
which she now again demanded in blistering politeness,
“May I ask what this means?”
The quick-thinking Merle twin had
by now devised an exit from any complicity in whatever
was meant. He saw his way out. He spoke up
brightly and with no shadow of guilt upon his fair
young face.
“I told her it was wrong for
the young to smoke; it stunts their growth and leads
to evil companions. But she wouldn’t listen
to me.”
There was a nice regret in his tone.
Miss Juliana ignored him.
“Patricia!” she said, terribly.
But the late Ben Blunt, after the
first devastating shock, had been recovering vitality
for this ordeal.
“I don’t care!”
she announced. “I’ll run away if I
want to!” And again, bitterly, “I don’t
care!”
“Run away!”
Juliana fairly bayed the words.
She made running away seem to be something nice people
never, never did.
“I don’t care!” repeated the fugitive,
dully.
There was a finality about it that
gave Juliana pause. She had expected a crumpling,
but the offender did not crumple. It seemed another
tack must be taken.
“Indeed?” she inquired,
almost cooingly. “And may I ask if this
absurd young creature was to accompany you on your your
travels?” She indicated the gowned Wilbur, who
would then have gone joyously to his reward, even
as had Jonas Whipple. His look of dumb suffering
would have stayed a judge less conscientious.
“I presume this is some young lady of your acquaintance one
of your little girl friends,” she continued,
though it was plain to all that she presumed nothing
of the sort.
“He is not!” The look
of dumb suffering had stoutened one heart to new courage.
“He’s a very nice little boy, and he gave
me these ragged clothes to run away in, and now he’ll
have to wear his Sunday clothes. And you know
he’s a boy as well as I do!”
“She made him take a lot of
money for it,” broke in the Merle twin.
“I was afraid she wasn’t doing right,
but she wouldn’t listen to me, so she gave him
the money and I took charge of it for him.”
He beamed virtuously at Miss Juliana,
who now rewarded him with a hurried glance of approval.
It seemed to Miss Juliana and to him that he had been
on the side of law and order, condemning and seeking
to dissuade the offenders from their vicious proceedings.
He felt that he was a very good little boy, indeed,
and that the tall lady was understanding it.
He had been an innocent bystander.
Miss Juliana again eyed the skirted
Wilbur, and the viewless wind of a smile’s beginning
blew across the lower half of her accusing face.
Then she favoured the mere street urchin with a glance
of extreme repugnance.
“I shall have to ask all of
you to come with me,” she said, terribly.
“Where to?” demanded the chief culprit.
“You know well enough.”
This was all too true.
“Me?” demanded the upright
Merle, as if there must have been some mistake.
Surely no right-thinking person could implicate him
in this rowdy affair!
“You, if you please,”
said Miss Juliana, but she smiled beautifully upon
him. He felt himself definitely aligned with the
forces of justice. He all at once wanted to go.
He would go as an assistant prosecuting attorney.
“Not not me?” stammered the
stricken Wilbur.
“By all means you!”
Miss Juliana sharpened her tone She added, mysteriously:
“It would be good without you good,
but not perfect.”
“Now I guess you’ll learn
how to behave yourself in future!” admonished
Merle, the preacher, and edged toward Miss Juliana
as one withdrawing from contamination.
“Oh, not me!” pleaded the voice of Wilbur.
“I think you heard me,” said Miss Juliana.
“Come!”
She uttered “come” so
that not mountains would have dared stay, much less
a frightened little boy in a girl’s dress.
In his proper garb there had been instant and contemptuous
flight. But the dress debased all his manly instincts.
He came crawling, as the worm. The recent Ben
Blunt pulled a cap over a shorn head and advanced
stoically before the group.
“One moment,” said Miss
Juliana. “We seem to be forgetting something.”
She indicated the hat of Patricia Whipple lying on
the ground near where smouldered the two ends of the
abandoned pennygrab. “I think you might
resume this, my dear, and restore the cap to its rightful
owner.” It was but a further play of her
debased fancy. The mere street urchin was now
decked in a girl’s hat and a presumable girl
wore an incongruous cap. “I will ask you
two rare specimens to precede me,” she said when
the change was made. They preceded her.
“I don’t care!” This was more bravado
from the urchin.
“Well, don’t you care!” Juliana
said it, soothingly.
“I will, too, care!” retorted the urchin,
betraying her sex.
“Will she take us to the jail?” whispered
the trembling Wilbur.
“Worse!” said the girl.
“She’ll take us home!” Side by side
they threaded an aisle between rows of the carefree
dead, whom no malignant Miss Juliana could torture.
Behind them marched their captor, Merle stepping blithely
beside her.
“It’s lovely weather for this time of
year,” they heard him say.