They came all too soon to a gate giving
upon the public road and the world of the living who
make remarks about strange sights they witness.
Still it was a quiet street, and they were accorded
no immediate reception. There stood the pony
cart of Miss Juliana, and this, she made known, they
were to enter. It was a lovely vehicle, drawn
by a lovely fat pony, and the Wilbur twin had often
envied those privileged to ride in it. Never
had he dreamed so rich a treat could be his. Now
it was to be his, but the thing was no longer a lovely
pony cart; it was a tumbril worse than
a tumbril, for he was going to a fate worse than death.
The shameful skirt flopped about his
bare legs as he awkwardly clambered into the rear
seat beside the sex-muddled creature in a boy’s
suit and a girl’s hat. Miss Juliana and
the godly Merle in the front seat had very definitely
drawn aloof from the outcasts. They chatted on
matters at large in the most polite and social manner.
They quite appeared to have forgotten that their equipage
might attract the notice of the vulgar. When
from time to time it actually did this the girl held
her head brazenly erect and shot back stare for stare,
but the Wilbur twin bowed low and suffered.
Sometimes it would merely be astounded
adults who paused to regard them, to point canes or
fingers at them. But again it would be the young
who had never been disciplined to restrain their emotions
in public. Some of these ran for a time beside
the cart, with glad cries, their clear, ringing voices
raised in comments of a professedly humorous character.
Under Juliana’s direction the cart did not progress
too rapidly. At one crossing she actually stopped
the thing until Ellis Bristow, who was blind, had
with his knowing cane tapped a safe way across the
street. The Wilbur twin at this moment frankly
rejoiced in the infirmity of poor Ellis Bristow.
It was sweet relief not to have him stop and stare
and point. If given the power at this juncture
he would have summarily blinded all the eyes of Newbern
Center.
Up shaded streets they progressed,
leaving a wake of purest joy astern. But at last
they began the ascent of West Hill, that led to the
Whipple New Place, leaving behind those streets that
came alive at their approach. For the remainder
of their dread progress they would elicit only the
startled regard of an occasional adult farmer.
“What’ll she do to us?”
The Wilbur twin mumbled this under cover of sprightly
talk from the front seat. His brother at the moment
was boasting of his scholastic attainments. He
had, it appeared, come on amazingly in long division.
“She won’t do a thing!”
replied his companion in shame. “Don’t
you be afraid!”
“I am afraid. But I wouldn’t
be afraid if I had my pants on again,” explained
the Wilbur twin, going accurately to the soul of his
panic.
“I’ll do it next time,”
said the girl. “I’ll hurry. I
won’t stop at any old graveyard.”
“Graveyard!” uttered the
other, feelingly. “I should say not!”
Never again was he to think of such places with any
real pleasure.
“All she wants,” explained
the girl “she wants to talk up in
her nose like she was giving a lecture. She loves
to. She’ll make a vile scene.”
Now they were through an imposing
gate of masonry, and the pony languidly drew them
along a wide driveway toward the Whipple mansion, an
experience which neither of the twins had ever hoped
to brave; but only one of them was deriving any pleasure
from the social elevation. The Merle twin looked
blandly over the wide expanse of lawn and flower beds
and tenderly nursed shrubs, and then at the pile of
red brick with its many windows under gay-striped
awnings, and its surmounting white cupola, which he
had often admired from afar. He glowed with rectitude.
True, he suffered a brother lost to all sense of decent
human values, but this could not dim the lustre of
his own virtue or his pleasant suspicion that it was
somehow going to be suitably rewarded. Was he
not being driven by a grand-mannered lady up a beautiful
roadway past millions of flowers and toward a wonderful
house? It paid to be good.
The Wilbur twin had ceased to regard
his surroundings. He gazed stolidly before him,
nor made the least note of what his eyes rested upon.
He was there, helpless. They had him!
The cart drew up beside steps leading
to a wide porch shaded by a striped awning.
“Home at last,” cooed Miss Juliana with
false welcome.
A loutish person promptly abandoned
a lawn mower in the near distance and came to stand
by the head of the languid pony. He grinned horribly,
and winked as the two figures descended from the rear
of the cart. For a moment, halting on the first
of the steps, the Wilbur twin became aware that just
beyond him, almost to be grasped, was a veritable rainbow
curved above a whirling lawn sprinkler. And he
had learned that a rainbow is a thing of gracious
promise. But probably they have to be natural
rainbows; probably you don’t get anything out
of one you make yourself. Even as he looked,
the shining omen vanished, somewhere shut off by an
unseen power.
“This way, please,” called
Miss Juliana, cordially, and he followed her guiltily
up the steps to the shaded porch.
The girl had preceded her. The
Merle twin lingered back of them, shocked, austere,
deprecating, and yet somehow bland withal, as if these
little affairs were not without their compensating
features.
The bowed Wilbur twin was startled
by a gusty torrent of laughter. With torturing
effort, he raised his eyes to a couple of elderly male
Whipples. One sat erect on a cushioned bench,
and one had lain at ease in a long, low thing of wicker.
It was this one who made the ill-timed and tasteless
demonstration that was still continuing. Ultimately
the creature lost all tone from his laughter.
It went on, soundless but uncannily poignant.
Such was the effect that the Wilbur twin wondered if
his own ears had been suddenly deafened. This
Whipple continued to shake silently. The other,
who had not laughed, whose face seemed ill-modelled
for laughing, nevertheless turned sparkling eyes from
under shelving brows upon Juliana and said in words
stressed with emotion: “My dear, you have
brightened my whole day.”
The first Whipple, now recovered from
his unseemly paroxysm, sat erect to study the newcomers
in detail. He was a short, round-chested man with
a round moon face marked by heavy brows like those
of the other. He had fat wrists and stout, blunt
fingers. With a stubby thumb he now pushed up
the outer ends of the heavy brows as if to heighten
the power of his vision for this cherished spectacle.
“I seem to recognize the lad,”
he murmured as if in privacy to his own hairy ears.
“Surely I’ve seen the rascal about the
place, perhaps helping Nathan at the stable; but that
lovely little girl I’ve not had the
pleasure of meeting her before. Come, sissy” he
held out blandishing arms “come here,
Totte, and give the old man a kiss.”
Could hate destroy, these had been
the dying words of Sharon Whipple. But the Wilbur
twin could manage only a sidelong glare insufficient
to slay. His brother giggled until he saw that
he made merry alone.
“What? Bless my soul, the minx is sulky!”
roared the wit.
The other Whipple intervened.
“What was our pride and our
joy bent upon this time?” he suavely demanded.
“I take it you’ve thwarted her in some
new plot against the public tranquillity.”
“The young person you indicate,”
said Juliana, “was about to leave her home forever going
out to live her own life away from these distasteful
surroundings.”
“So soon? We should be
proud of her! At that tender age, going out to
make a name for herself!”
“I gather from this very intelligent
young gentleman here that she had made the name for
herself before even starting.”
“It was Ben Blunt,” remarked
the young gentleman, helpfully.
“Hey!” Sharon Whipple
affected dismay. “Then what about this young
girl at his side? Don’t tell me she was
luring him from his home here?”
“It will surprise you to know,”
said Juliana in her best style, “that this young
girl before you is not a girl.”
Both Whipples ably professed amazement.
“Not a girl?” repeated
the suave Whipple incredulously. “You do
amaze me, Juliana! Not a girl, with those flower-like
features, those starry eyes, that feminine allure?
Preposterous! And yet, if he is not a girl he
is, I take it, a boy.”
“A boy who incited the light
of our house to wayward courses by changing clothes
with her.”
The harsher Whipple spoke here in a new tone.
“Then she browbeat him into
it. Scissors and white aprons yes,
I know her!”
“He didn’t seem browbeaten.
They were smoking quite companionably when I chanced
upon them.”
“Smoking! Our angel child smoking!”
This from Sharon Whipple in tones
that every child present knew as a mere pretense of
horror. Juliana shrugged cynically.
“They always go to the bad after
they leave their nice homes,” she said.
“Children should never smoke
till they are twenty-one, and then they get a gold
watch for it,” interjected the orator, Merle.
He had felt that he was not being made enough of.
“It’s bad for their growing systems,”
he added.
“And this?” asked Gideon
Whipple, indicating the moralist.
“The brother of that” Juliana
pointed. “He did his best in the way of
advice, I gather, but neither of the pair would listen
to him. He seems to be safely conservative, but
not to have much influence over his fellows.”
“Willing to talk about it, though,”
said Sharon Whipple, pointedly.
The girl now glowered at each of them in turn.
“I don’t care!” she muttered.
“I will, too, run away! You see!”
“It’s what they call a
fixed idea,” explained Juliana. “She
doesn’t care and she will, too, run away.
But where is Mrs. Harvey?”
“Poor soul!” murmured
Sharon. “Think what a lot she’s missed
already! Do call her, my dear!”
Juliana stepped to the doorway and
called musically into the dusky hall: “Mrs.
Harvey! Mrs. Harvey! Come quickly, please!
We have something lovely to show you!”
The offenders were still to be butchered
to make a Whipple holiday.
“Coming!” called a high voice from far
within.
The Wilbur twin sickeningly guessed
this would be the cruel stepmother. Real cruelty
would now begin. Beating, most likely. But
when, a moment later, she stood puzzling in the doorway,
he felt an instant relief. She did not look cruel.
She was not even bearded. She was a plump, meekly
prettyish woman with a quick, flustered manner and
a soft voice. She brought something the culprits
had not found in their other judges.
“Why, you poor, dear, motherless
thing!” she cried when she had assured herself
of the girl’s identity, and with this she enfolded
her. “I’d like to know what they’ve
been doing to my pet!” she declared, aggressively.
“The pet did it all to herself,”
explained Gideon Whipple.
“I will, too, run away!”
affirmed the girl, though some deeper conviction had
faded from the threat.
“Still talking huge high,”
said Sharon. “But at your age, my young
friend, running away is overchancy.” Mrs.
Harvey Whipple ignored this.
“Of course you will run
away all you like,” she soothed. “It’s
good for people to run away.” Then she
turned amazingly to the Wilbur twin and spoke him
fair as a fellow human. “And who is this
dear little boy? I just know he was kind enough
to change clothes with you so you could run away better!
And here you’re keeping him in that dress when
you ought to know it makes him uncomfortable doesn’t
it, little boy?”
The little boy movingly ogled her
with a sidelong glance of gratitude for what at the
moment seemed to be the first kind words he had ever
heard.
“You have her give me back my
pants!” said he. Then for the first time
he faced his inquisitors eye to eye. “I
want my own pants!” he declared, stoutly.
Man spoke to man there, and both the male Whipples
stirred guiltily; feeling base, perhaps, that mere
sex loyalty had not earlier restrained them.
“Indeed, you blessed thing,
you shall have them this moment!” said the cruel
stepmother. “You two march along with me.”
“And not keep them till Harvey
D. comes home?” It was the implacable Juliana.
“Well” Mrs.
Harvey considered “I’m sure
he would adore to see the little imps, but really
they can’t stand it any longer, can you, dears?
It would be bad for their nerves. We’ll
have to be satisfied with telling him. Come along
quickly!”
“I will, too, run away!”
The girl flung it over her shoulder
as she swaggered into the hall. The Wilbur twin
trod incessantly on her heels.
“Wants his pants!” murmured
Sharon Whipple. “Prunes and apricots!
Wants his pants!”
“Mistake ever to part with ’em,”
observed Gideon. “Of course she browbeat
him.”
“My young friend here tells
me she bribed him,” explained Juliana.
“She gave him a lot of money
and I’m keeping it for him,” said her
self-possessed young friend, and he indicated bulging
pockets.
“Looted her bank,” said Juliana.
“Forehanded little tike,”
said Sharon, admiringly. “And smart!
She can outsmart us all any day in the week!”
In a dim upper bedroom in the big
house Wilbur Cowan divested himself of woman’s
raiment for probably the last time in his life.
He hurried more than he might have, because the room
was full of large, strange, terrifying furniture.
It was a place to get out of as soon as he could.
Two buttons at the back of the dress he was unable
to reach, but this trifling circumstance did not for
more than a scant second delay his release. Then
his own clothes were thrust in to him by the stepmother,
who embarrassingly lingered to help him button his
own waist with the faded horseshoes to the happily
restored pants.
“There, there!” she soothed
when he was again clad as a man child, and amazingly
she kissed him.
Still tingling from this novel assault,
he was led by the woman along a dim corridor to a
rear stairway. Down this they went, along another
corridor to a far door. She brought him to rest
in a small, meagrely furnished but delightfully scented
room. It was scented with a general aroma of
cooked food, and there were many shelves behind glass
doors on which dishes were piled. A drawer was
opened, and almost instantly in his ready hands was
the largest segment of yellow cake he had ever beheld.
He had not dreamed that pieces of cake for human consumption
could be cut so large. And it was lavishly gemmed
with fat raisins. He held it doubtfully.
“Let’s look again,”
said the preposterous woman. She looked again,
pushing by a loose-swinging door to do it, and returned
with a vast area of apple pie, its outer curve a full
ninety degrees of the circle. “Now eat!”
said the woman.
She was, indeed, a remarkable woman.
She had not first asked him if he were hungry.
“I’m much obliged for
my pants and this cake and pie,” said the boy,
so the woman said, “Yes, yes,” and hugged
him briefly as he ate.
Not until he had consumed the last
morsel of these provisions and eke a bumper of milk
did the woman lead him back to that shaded porch where
he had lately been put to the torture. But now
he was another being, clad not only as became a man
among men but inwardly fortified by food. If
stepmothers were like this he wished his own father
would find one. The girl with her talk about
cruelty he still admired her, but she must
be an awful liar. He faced the tormenting group
on the porch with almost faultless self-possession.
He knew they could not hurt him.
“Well, well, well!” roared
Sharon Whipple, meaning again to be humorous.
But the restored Wilbur eyed him coldly, with just
a faint curiosity that withered the humorist in him.
“Well, well!” he repeated, but in dry,
businesslike tones, as if he had not meant to be funny
in the first place.
“I guess we’ll have to
be going now,” said the Wilbur twin. “And
we must leave all that money. It wouldn’t
be honest to take it now.”
The Merle twin at this looked across
at him with marked disfavour.
“Nonsense!” said Miss Juliana.
“Nonsense!” said Sharon Whipple.
“Take it, of course!” said Gideon Whipple.
“He’s earned it fairly,”
said Juliana. She turned to Merle. “Give
it to him,” she directed.
This was not as Merle would have wished.
If the money had been earned he was still willing
to take care of it, wasn’t he?
“A beggarly pittance for what
he did,” said Gideon Whipple, warmly.
“Wouldn’t do it myself
for twice the amount, whatever it is,” said
Sharon.
Very slowly, under the Whipple regard,
the Merle twin poured the price of his brother’s
shame into his brother’s cupped hands. The
brother felt religious at this moment. He remembered
seriously those things they told you in Sunday-school about
a power above that watches over us and makes all come
right. There must be something in that talk.
The fiscal transaction was completed.
The twins looked up to become aware that their late
confederate surveyed them from the doorway. Her
eyes hinted of a recent stormy past, but once more
she was decorously apparelled.
“Your little guests are leaving,”
said the stepmother. “You must bid them
good-bye.”
Her little guests became statues as
the girl approached them.
“So glad you could come,”
she said, and ceremoniously shook the hand of each.
The twins wielded arms rigid from the shoulder, shaking
twice down and twice up. “It has been so
pleasant to have you,” said the girl.
“We’ve had a delightful time,” said
the Merle twin.
The other tried to echo this, but
again his teeth were tightly locked, and he made but
a meaningless squeak far back in his throat. He
used this for the beginning of a cough, which he finished
with a decent aplomb.
“You must come again,” said the girl,
mechanically.
“We shall be so glad to,”
replied the Merle twin, glancing a bright farewell
to the group.
The other twin was unable to glance
intelligently at any one. His eyes were now glazed.
He stumbled against his well-mannered brother and
heavily descended the steps.
“You earned your money!” called Sharon
Whipple.
The Wilbur twin was in advance, and
stayed so as they trudged down the roadway to the
big gate. With his first free breath he had felt
his importance as the lawful possessor of limitless
wealth.
“Bright little skeesicks,” said Sharon
Whipple.
“But the brother is really remarkable,”
said Gideon “so well-mannered, so
sure of himself. He has quite a personality.”
“Other has the gumption,” declared Sharon.
“I’ve decided to have one of them for
my brother,” announced the girl.
“Indeed?” said Gideon.
“Well, everybody said I might
have a brother, but nobody does anything about it.
I will have one of those. I think the nice one
that doesn’t smoke.”
“Poor motherless pet!” murmured the stepmother,
helplessly.
“A brother is not what you need
most at this time,” broke in Juliana. “It’s
a barber.”
Down the dusty road over West Hill
went the twins, Wilbur still forcefully leading.
His brother was becoming uneasy. There was a strange
light in the other’s eyes, an unwonted look of
power. When they were off the hill and come to
the upper end of shaded Fair Street, Merle advanced
to keep pace beside his brother. The latter’s
rate of speed had increased as they neared the town.
“Hadn’t I better take
care of our money for us?” he at last asked in
a voice oily with solicitude.
“No, sir!”
The “sir” was weighted
with so heavy an emphasis that the tactful Merle merely
said “Oh!” in a hurt tone.
“I can take care of my own money
for me,” added the speeding capitalist, seeming
to wish that any possible misconception as to the ownership
of the hoard might be definitely removed.
“Oh,” said Merle again,
this being all that with any dignity he could think
of to say. They were now passing the quiet acre
that had been the scene of the morning’s unpleasantness.
Their pails, half filled with berries, were still
there, but the strangely behaving Wilbur refused to
go for them. He eyed the place with disrelish.
He would not again willingly approach that spot where
he had gone down into the valley of shame. Reminded
that the pails were not theirs, he brutally asked what
did he care, adding that he could buy a million pails
if he took a notion to. But presently he listened
to reason, and made reasonable proposals. The
Merle twin was to go back to the evil place, salvage
the pails, leave them at the Penniman house, and hasten
to a certain confectioner’s at the heart of
the town, where a lavish reward would be at once his.
After troubled reflection he consented, and they went
their ways. The Merle twin sped to the quiet
nook where Jonas Whipple had been put away in 1828,
and sped away from there as soon as he had the pails.
Not even did he bend a moment above the little new-made
grave where lay a part of all that was mortal of Patricia
Whipple. He disliked graveyards on principle,
and he wished his reward.
Wilbur Cowan kept his quick way down
Fair Street. He had been lifted to pecuniary
eminence, and incessantly the new wealth pressed upon
his consciousness. The markets of the world were
at his mercy. There were shop windows outside
which he had long been compelled to linger in sterile
choosing. Now he could enter and buy, and he was
in a hurry to be at it. Something warned him
to seize his golden moment on the wing. The day
was Saturday, and he was pleasantly thrilled by the
unwonted crowds on River Street, which he now entered.
Farm horses were tethered thickly along hitching racks
and shoppers thronged the marts of trade. He
threaded a way among them till he stood before the
establishment of Solly Gumble, confectioner.
It brought him another thrill that the people all
about should be unaware of his wealth he,
laden with unsuspected treasure that sagged cool and
heavy on either thigh, while they could but suppose
him to be a conventionally impoverished small boy.
He tried to be cool to
calculate sanely his first expenditure. But he
contrived an air of careless indecision as he sauntered
through the portals of the Gumble place and lingered
before the counter of choicest sweets, those so desirable
that they must be guarded under glass from a loftily
sampling public.
“Two of those and two of those and one of them!”
It was his first order, and brought
him, for five cents, two cocoanut creams, two candied
plums, and a chocolate mouse. He stood eating
these while he leisurely surveyed the neighbouring
delicacies. Vaguely in his mind was the thought
that he might buy the place and thereafter keep store.
His cheeks distended by the chocolate mouse and the
last of the cocoanut creams, he now bartered for a
candy cigar. It was of brown material, at the
blunt end a circle of white for the ash and at its
centre a brilliant square of scarlet paper for the
glow, altogether a charming feat of simulation, perhaps
the most delightful humoresque in all confectionery.
It was priced at two cents, but what was money now?
Then, his eye roving to the loftier
shelves, he spied remotely above him a stuffed blue
jay mounted on a varnished branch of oak. This
was not properly a part of the Gumble stock; it was
a fixture, technically, giving an air to the place
from its niche between two mounting rows of laden
shelves.
“How much for that beautiful
bird for my father?” demanded the nouveau
riche.
His words were blurred by the still-resistant
chocolate mouse, and he was compelled to point before
Solly Gumble divined his wish. The merchant debated,
removing his skullcap, smoothing his grizzled fringe
of curls, fitting the cap on again deliberately.
Then he turned to survey the bird, seemingly with
an interest newly wakened. It was indeed a beautiful
bird, brilliantly blue, with sparkling eyes; a bit
dusty, but rarely desirable. The owner had not
meant to part with it; still, trade was trade.
He meditated, tapping his cheek with a pencil.
“How much for that beautiful bird for my father?”
He had swallowed strenuously and this time got out
the words cleanly.
“Well, now, I don’t hardly
know. My Bertha had her cousin give her that
bird. It’s a costly bird. I guess you
couldn’t pay such a price. I guess it would
cost a full half dollar, mebbe.”
He had meant the price to be prohibitive,
and it did shock the questioner, opulent though he
was.
“Well, mebbe I will and mebbe
I won’t,” he said, importantly. “Say,
you keep him for me till I make my mind up. If
anybody else comes along, don’t you sell him
to anybody else till I tell you, because prob’ly
I’ll simply buy him. My father, he loves
animals.”
Solly Gumble was impressed.
“Well, he’s a first-class
animal. He’s been in that one place goin’
on five years now.”
“Give me two of those and two
of those and one of them,” said the Wilbur twin,
pointing to new heart’s desires.
“Say, now, you got a lot of
money for a little boy,” said Solly Gumble,
not altogether at ease. This might be a case of
embezzlement such as he had before known among his
younger patrons. “You sure it’s yours yes?”
“Ho!” The Wilbur twin
scorned the imputation. He was not going to tell
how he had earned this wealth, but the ease of his
simple retort was enough for the practical psychologist
before him. “I could buy all the things
in this store if I wanted to,” he continued,
and waved a patronizing hand to the shelves.
“Give me two of those and two of those and one
of them.”
Solly Gumble put the latest purchase
in a paper bag. Here was a patron worth conciliating.
The patron sauntered to the open door to eat of his
provender with lordly ease in the sight of an envious
world. Calmly elate, on the cushion of advantage,
he scanned the going and coming of lesser folk who
could not buy at will of Solly Gumble. His fortune
had gone to his head, as often it has overthrown the
reason of the more mature indigent. It was thus
his brother found him, and became instantly troubled
at what seemed to be the insane glitter of his eyes.
He engulfed an entire chocolate mouse
from his sticky left hand and with his right proffered
the bag containing two of those and two of those and
one of them. Merle accepted the boon silently.
He was thrilled, yet distrustful. Until now his
had been the leading mind, but his power was gone.
He resented this, yet was sensible that no resentment
must be shown. His talent as a tactician was
to be sorely tested. He gently tried out this
talent.
“Winona says you ought to come home to dinner.”
The magnate replied as from another world.
“I couldn’t eat a mouthful,”
he said, and crowded a cocoanut cream into an oral
cavity already distended by a chocolate mouse.
“She says, now, you should save
your money and buy some useful thing with it,”
again ventured the parasite. It was the sign of
a nicely sensed acumen that he no longer called it
“our” money.
“Ho! Gee, gosh!”
spluttered the rich one, and that was all.
“What we going to have next?” demanded
the wise one.
“I’ll have to think up
something.” He did not invite suggestions
and none were offered. Merle nicely sensed the
arrogance of the newly rich. “I know,”
said the capitalist at length “candy
in a lemon.”
“One for each?”
“Of course!” It was no time for petty
economies.
Solly Gumble parted with two lemons
and two sticks of spirally striped candy of porous
fabric. Then the moneyed gourmet dared a new flight.
“Two more sticks,” he
commanded. “You suck one stick down, then
you put another in the same old lemon,” he explained.
“I must say!” exclaimed
Merle. It was a high moment, but he never used
strong language.
When the candy had been imbedded in
the lemons they sauntered out to the street, Merle
meekly in the rear, the master mind still coerced by
brute wealth. They paused before other shop windows,
cheeks hollowed above the savory mechanism invented
by Patricia Whipple. Down one side of River Street
to its last shop, and up the other, they progressed
haltingly. At many of the windows the capitalist
displayed interest only of the most academic character.
At others he made sportive threats. Thus before
the jewellery shop of Rapp Brothers he quite unnerved
Merle by announcing that he could buy everything in
that window if he wanted to necklaces and
rings and pins and gold watches and he might
do this. If, say, he did buy that black marble
clock with the prancing gold horse on it, would Merle
take it home for him? He had no intention of buying
this object he had never found clocks anything
but a source of annoyance but he toyed
with the suggestion when he saw that it agitated his
brother. Thereafter at other windows he wilfully
dismayed his brother by pretending to consider the
purchase of objects in no sense desirable to any one,
such as boots, parasols, manicure sets, groceries,
hardware. He played with the feel of his wealth,
relishing the power it gave him over the moneyless.
And then purely to intensify this
thrill of power he actually purchased at the hardware
shop and carelessly bestowed upon the mendicant brother
an elaborate knife with five blades and a thing which
the vender said was to use in digging stones out of
horses’ feet. Merle was quite overcome
by this gift, and neither of them suspected it to be
the first step in the downfall of the capitalist.
The latter, be it remembered, had bought and bestowed
the knife that he might feel more acutely his power
over this penniless brother, and this mean reward was
abundantly his. Never before had he felt superior
to the Merle twin.
But the penalties of giving are manifold,
and he now felt a novel glow of sheer beneficence.
He was a victim to the craze for philanthropy.
Too young to realize its insidious character, he was
to embark upon a ruinous career. Ever it is the
first step that costs. That carelessly given
knife with something to dig stones out of
a horse’s foot was to wipe out, ere
night again shrouded Newbern Center, a fortune supposed
to be as lasting as the eternal hills that encircled
it.
They again crossed River Street, and
stopped in front of the Cut-Rate Pharmacy. The
windows of this establishment offered little to entice
save the two mammoth chalices of green and crimson
liquor. But these were believed to be of fabulous
value. Even the Cut-Rate Pharmacy itself could
afford but one of each. Inside the door a soda
fountain hissed provocatively. They took lemon
and vanilla respectively, and the lordly purchaser
did not take up his change from the wet marble until
he had drained his glass. He had become preoccupied.
He was mapping out a career of benevolence, splendid,
glittering, ostentatious ruinous.
In a show case near the soda fountain
his eye rested upon an object of striking beauty,
a photograph album of scarlet plush with a silver
clasp, and lest its purpose be misconstrued the word
“Album” writ in purest silver across its
front. Negotiations resulting in its sale were
brief. The Merle twin was aghast, for the cost
of this thing was a dollar and forty-nine cents.
Even the buyer trembled when he counted out the price
in small silver and coppers. But the result was
a further uplift raising him beyond the loudest call
of caution. The album was placed in the ornate
box itself no mean bibelot and
wrapped in paper.
“It’s for Winona,”
the purchaser loftily explained to his white-faced
brother.
“I must say!” exclaimed the latter, strongly
moved.
“I’m going to buy a beautiful
present for every one,” added the now fatuous
giver.
“Every one!” It was all
Merle could manage, and even it caused him to gulp.
“Every one,” repeated the hopeless addict.
And even as he said it he was snared
again, this time by an immense advertising placard
propped on the counter. It hymned the virtues
of the Ajax Invigorator. To the left sagged a
tormented male victim of many ailments meticulously
catalogued below, but in too fine print for offhand
reading by one in a hurry. The frame of the sufferer
was bent, upheld by a cane, one hand poignantly resting
on his back. The face was drawn with pain and
despair. “For twenty years I suffered untold
agonies,” this person was made to confess in
large print. It was heartrending. But opposite
the moribund wretch was a figure of rich health, erect,
smartly dressed, with a full, smiling face and happy
eyes. Surprisingly this was none other than the
sufferer. One could hardly have believed them
the same, but so it was. “The Ajax Invigorator
made a new man of me,” continued the legend.
There were further details which seemed negligible
to the philanthropist, because the pictured hero of
the invigorator already suggested Judge Penniman, the
ever-ailing father of Winona. The likeness was
not wholly fanciful. True, the judge was not
so abject as the first figure, but then he was not
so obtrusively vigorous as the second.
“A bottle of that,” said Wilbur, and pointed
to the card.
The druggist thrust out a bottle already
wrapped in a printed cover, and the price, as became
a cut-rate pharmacy, proved to be ninety-eight cents.
A wish was now expressed that the
advertising placard might also be taken in order that
Judge Penniman might see just what sort of new man
the invigorator would make of him. But this proved
impracticable; the placard must remain where it stood
for the behoof of other invalids. But there were
smaller portraits of the same sufferer, it seemed,
in the literature inclosing the bottle. It was
the Merle twin who carried the purchases as they issued
from the pharmacy. This was fitting, inevitable.
The sodden philanthropist must have his hands free
to spend more money.
They rested again at the Gumble counter and
now they were not alone. The acoustics of the
small town are faultless, and the activities of this
spendthrift had been noised abroad. To the twins,
as two of those and two of those and one of them were
being ordered, came four other boys to linger cordially
by and assist in the selections. Hospitality
was not gracefully avoidable. The four received
candy cigars and became mere hangers-on of the rich,
lost to all self-respect, fawning, falsely solicitous,
brightly expectant. Chocolate mice were next distributed.
The four guests were now so much of the party as to
manifest quick hostility to a fifth boy who had beamingly
essayed to be numbered among them. They officiously
snubbed and even covertly threatened this fifth boy,
who none the less lingered very determinedly by the
host, and was presently rewarded with sticky largesse;
whereupon he was accepted by the four, and himself
became hostile to another aspirant.
But mere candy began to cloy Solly
Gumble had opened the second box of chocolate mice and
the host even abandoned his reenforced lemon, which
was promptly communized by the group. He tried
to think of something to eat that wouldn’t be
candy, whereupon mounted in his mind the pyramid of
watermelons a block down the street before the Bon
Ton Grocery.
“We’ll have a watermelon,”
he announced in tones of quiet authority, and his
cohorts gurgled applause.
They pressed noisily about him as
he went to the Bon Ton. They remembered a whale
of a melon they had seen there, and said they would
bet he never had enough money to buy that one.
Maybe he could buy a medium-sized one, but not that.
All of them kept a repellent manner for any passing
boy who might be selfishly moved to join them.
The spendthrift let them babble, preserving a rather
grim silence. The whale of a melon was indeed
a noble growth, and its price was thirty-five cents.
The announcement of this caused a solemn hush to fall
upon the sycophants; a hush broken by the cool, masterful
tones of their host.
“I’ll take her,”
he said, and paid the fearful price from a still weighty
pocket. To the stoutest of the group went the
honour of bearing off the lordly burden. They
turned into a cool alley that led to the rear of the
shops. Here in comparative solitude the whale
of a melon could be consumed and the function be unmarred
by the presence of volunteer guests.
“Open her,” ordered the
host, and the new knife was used to open her.
She proved to be but half ripe, but
her size was held to atone for this defect. A
small, unripe melon would have been returned to the
dealer with loud complaining, but it seemed to be
held that you couldn’t expect everything from
one of this magnitude. It was devoured to the
rind, after which the convives reclined luxuriously
upon a mound of excelsior beside an empty crate.
“Penny grabs!” cried the
host with a fresh inspiration, and they cheered him.
One of the five volunteered to go
for them and the money-drunken host confided the price
of three of them to him. The messenger honorably
returned, the pennygrabs were bisected with the new
knife, and all of them but Merle smoked enjoyably.
He, going back to his candy and lemon, admonished
each and all that smoking would stunt their growth.
It seemed not greatly to concern any of them.
They believed Merle implicitly, but what cared they?
Now the messenger in buying the pennygrabs
had gabbled wildly to another boy of the sensational
expenditures under way, and this boy, though incredulous,
now came to a point in the alley from which he could
survey the fed group. The remains of the whale
of a melon were there to convince him. They were
trifling remains, but they sufficed, and the six fuming
halves of pennygrabs were confirmatory. The scout
departed rapidly, to return a moment later with two
other boys. One of the latter led a dog.
The three newcomers, with a nice observance
of etiquette, surveyed the revellers from a distance.
Lacking decent provocation, they might not approach
a group so plainly engaged upon affairs of its own unless
they went aggressively, and this it did not yet seem
wise to do. The revellers became self-conscious
under this scrutiny. They were moved to new displays
of wealth.
“I smelled ’em cookin’
bologna in the back room of Hire’s butcher shop,”
remarked the bringer of the pennygrabs. “It
smelt grand.”
The pliant host needed no more.
He was tinder to such a spark.
“Get a quarter’s worth,
Howard,” and the slave bounded off, to return
with a splendid rosy garland of the stuff, still warm
and odorous.
Again the new knife of Merle was used.
The now widely diffused scent of bologna reached the
three watchers, and appeared to madden one of them
beyond any restraint of good manners. He sauntered
toward them, pretending not to notice the banquet
until he was upon it. He was a desperate-appearing
fellow dark, saturnine, with a face of sullen
menace.
“Give us a hunk,” he demanded.
He should have put it more gently.
He should have condescended a little to the amenities,
for his imperious tone at once dried a generous spring
of philanthropy. He was to regret this lack of
a mere superficial polish that would have cost him
nothing.
“Ho! Go buy it like we did!” retorted
the host, crisply.
“Is that so?” queried the newcomer with
rising warmth.
“Yes, sat’s so!”
“Who says it’s so?”
“I say it’s so!”
This was seemingly futile; seemingly
it got them nowhere, for the newcomer again demanded:
“Is that so?”
They seemed to have followed a vicious
circle. But in reality they were much farther
along, for the mendicant had carelessly worked himself
to a point where he could reach for the half circle
of bologna still undivided, and the treasure was now
snatched from this fate by the watchful legal owner.
“Hold that!” he commanded
one of his creatures, and rose quickly to his feet.
“Is that so?” repeated the unimaginative
newcomer.
“Yes, that’s so!” affirmed the Wilbur
twin once again.
“I guess I got as much right here as you got!”
This was a shifty attempt to cloud
the issue. No one had faintly questioned his
right to be there.
“Ho! Gee, gosh!”
snapped the Wilbur twin, feeling vaguely that this
was irrelevant talk.
“Think you own this whole town,
don’t you?” demanded the aggressor.
“Ho! I guess I own it as much as what you
do!”
The Wilbur twin knew perfectly that
this was not the true issue, yet he felt compelled
to accept it.
“For two beans I’d punch you in the eye.”
“Oh, you would, would you?”
Each of the disputants here took a step backward.
“Yes, I would, would you!” This was a
try at mockery.
“Yes, you would not!”
“Yes, I would!”
“You’re a big liar!”
The newcomer at this betrayed excessive rage.
“What’s that? You
just say that again!” He seemed unable to believe
his shocked ears.
“You heard what I said you big liar,
liar, liar!”
“You take that back!”
Here the newcomer flourished clinched
fists and began to prance. The Wilbur twin crouched,
but was otherwise motionless. The newcomer continued
to prance alarmingly and to wield his arms as if against
an invisible opponent. Secretly he had no mind
to combat. His real purpose became presently
clear. It was to intimidate and confuse until
he should be near enough the desired delicacy to snatch
it and run. He was an excellent runner.
His opponent perceived this the evil glance
of desire and intention under all the flourish of
arms. Something had to be done. Without
warning he leaped upon the invader and bore him to
earth. There he punched, jabbed, gouged, and
scratched as they writhed together. A moment
of this and the prostrate foe was heard to scream with
the utmost sincerity. The Wilbur twin was startled,
but did not relax his hold.
“You let me up from here!” the foe was
then heard to cry.
The Wilbur twin watchfully rose from
his mount, breathing heavily. He seized his cap
and drew it tightly over dishevelled locks.
“I guess that’ll teach
you a good lesson!” he warned when he had breath
for it.
The vanquished Hun got to his feet,
one hand over an eye. He was abundantly blemished
and his nose bled. His sense of dignity had been
outraged and his head hurt.
“You get the hell and gone out
of here!” shouted the Wilbur twin, quite as
if he did own the town.
“I must say! Cursing and
swearing!” shrilled the Merle twin, but none
heeded him.
The repulsed enemy went slowly to
the corner of the alley. Here he turned to recover
a moment of dignity.
“You just wait till I catch
you out some day!” he roared back with gestures
meant to terrify. But this was his last flash.
He went on his way, one hand still to the blighted
eye.
Now it developed that the two boys
who had waited the Hun had profited cunningly by the
brawl. They had approached at its beginning a
fight was anybody’s to watch they
had applauded its denouement with shrill and hearty
cries, and they now felicitated the victor.
“Aw, that old Tod McNeil thinks
he can fight!” said one, and laughed in harsh
derision.
“I bet this kid could lick him
any day in the week!” observed his companion.
This boy, it was now seen, led a dog
on a rope, a half-grown dog that would one day be
large. He was now heavily clad in silken wool
of richly mixed colours brown, yellow,
and bluish gray and his eyes were still
the pale blue of puppyhood.
Both newcomers had learned the unwisdom
of abrupt methods of approaching this wealthy group.
They conducted themselves with modesty; they were
polite, even servile, saying much in praise of the
warrior twin. The one with the dog revealed genius
for this sort of thing, and insisted on feeling the
warrior’s muscle. The flexed bicep appeared
to leave him aghast at its hardness and immensity.
He insisted that his companion should feel it, too.
“Have some bologna?” asked
the warrior. He would doubtless have pressed
bologna now on Tod McNeil had that social cull stayed
by.
“Oh!” said the belated
guests, surprised at the presence of bologna thereabouts.
They uttered profuse thanks for sizable
segments of the now diminished circle. It was
then that the Wilbur twin took pleased notice of the
dog. He was a responsive animal, grateful for
notice from any one. Receiving a morsel of the
bologna he instantly engulfed it and overwhelmed the
giver with rough but hearty attentions.
“Knows me already,” said the now infatuated
Wilbur.
“Sure he does!” agreed
the calculating owner. “He’s a smart
dog. He’s the smartest dog ever I see,
and I seen a good many dogs round this town.”
“Have some more bologna,” said Wilbur.
“Thanks,” said the dog owner, “just
a mite.”
The dog, receiving another bit, gave
further signs of knowing the donor. No cynic
was present to intimate that the animal would instantly
know any giver of bologna.
“What’s his name?” demanded Wilbur.
The owner hesitated. He had very
casually acquired the animal but a few hours before;
he now attached no value to him, and was minded to
be rid of him, nor had the dog to his knowledge any
name whatever.
“His name is Frank,” he said, his imagination
being slow to start.
“Here, Frank! Here, Frank!”
called Wilbur, and the dog leaped for more bologna.
“See, he knows his name all right,” observed
the owner, pridefully.
“I bet you wouldn’t sell him for anything,”
suggested Wilbur.
“Sell good old Frank?”
The owner was painfully shocked. “No, I
couldn’t hardly do that,” he said more
gently. “He’s too valuable. My
little sister just worships him.”
The other guests were bored at this
hint of commerce. They had no wish to see good
money spent for a dog that no one could eat.
“He don’t look to me like
so much of a dog,” remarked one of these.
“He looks silly to me.”
The owner stared at the speaker unpleasantly.
“Oh, he does, does he?
I guess that shows what you know about dogs. If
you knew so much about ’em like you say I guess
you’d know this kind always does look that way.
It’s it’s the way they look,”
he floundered, briefly, but recovered. “That’s
how you can tell ’em,” he concluded.
The Wilbur twin was further impressed,
though he had not thought the dog looked silly at
all.
“I’ll give you a quarter for him,”
he declared bluntly.
There was a sensation among the guests.
Some of them made noises to show that they would regard
this as a waste of money. But the owner was firm.
“Huh! I bet they ain’t
money enough in this whole crowd to buy that dog,
even if I was goin’ to sell him!”
The wishful Wilbur jingled coins in both pockets.
“I guess he wouldn’t be much of a fighting
dog,” he said.
“Fight!” exploded the
owner. “You talk about fight! Say,
that’s all he is just a fighter!
He eats ’em alive, that’s all he does eats
’em!” This was for some of them not easy
at once to believe, for the dog’s expression
was one of simpering amiability. The owner seemed
to perceive this discrepancy. “He looks
peaceful, but you git him mad once, that’s all!
He’s that kind you got to git him
mad first.” This sounded reasonable, at
least to the dog’s warmest admirer.
“Yes, sir,” continued
the owner, “you’ll be goin’ along
the street with George here ”
“George who?” demanded a skeptical guest.
For a moment the owner was disconcerted.
“Well, Frank is his right name,
only my little sister calls him George sometimes,
and I get mixed. Anyway, you’ll be goin’
along the street with Frank and another dog’ll
come up and he’s afraid of Frank and mebbe he’ll
just kind of clear his throat or something on account
of feeling nervous and not meaning anything, but Frank’ll
think he’s growling, and that settles it.
Eats ’em alive! I seen some horrible sights,
I want to tell you!”
“Give you thirty-five cents for him,”
said the impressed Wilbur.
“For that there dog?”
exploded the owner “thirty-five cents?”
He let it be seen that this jesting was in poor taste.
“I guess he wouldn’t be much of a watchdog.”
“Watchdog! Say, that mutt
watches all the time, day and night! You let a
burglar come sneaking in, or a tramp or someone wow!
Grabs ’em by the throat, that’s all!”
“Fifty cents!” cried the
snared Cowan twin. Something told the owner this
would be the last raise.
“Let’s see the money!”
He saw it, and the prodigy, Frank,
sometimes called George by the owner’s little
sister, had a new master. The Wilbur twin tingled
through all his being when the end of the rope leash
was placed in his hand.
A tradesman now descried them from
the rear door of his shop. He saw smoke from
the relighted pennygrabs and noted the mound of excelsior.
“Hi, there!” he called,
harshly. “Beat it outa there! What
you want to do set the whole town afire?”
Of course nothing of this sort had
occurred to them, but only Merle answered very politely,
“No, sir!” The others merely moved off,
holding the question silly. Wilbur Cowan stalked
ahead with his purchase.
“I hate just terrible to part
with him,” said the dog’s late owner.
“Come on to Solly Gumble’s,”
said Wilbur, significantly. He must do something
to heal this hurt.
The mob followed gleefully. The
Wilbur twin was hoping they would meet no other dog.
He didn’t want good old Frank to eat another
dog right on the street.
Back in Solly Gumble’s he bought
lavishly for his eight guests. The guests were
ideal; none of them spoke of having to leave early,
though the day was drawing in. And none of the
guests noted that the almost continuous stream of
small coin flowing to the Gumble till came now but
from one pocket of the host. Yet hardly a guest
but could eat from either hand as he chose. It
was a scene of Babylonian profligacy even
the late owner of Frank joined in the revel full-spiritedly,
and it endured to a certain moment of icy realization,
suffered by the host. It came when Solly Gumble,
in the midst of much serving, bethought him of the
blue jay.
“I managed to save him for you,”
he told the Wilbur twin, and reached down the treasure.
With a cloth he dusted the feathers and tenderly wiped
the eyes. “A first-class animal for fifty
cents,” he said “and durable.
He’ll last a lifetime if you be careful of him keep
him in the parlour just to be pretty.”
The munching revellers gathered about
with interest. There seemed no limit to the daring
of this prodigal. Then there came upon the Wilbur
twin a moment of sinister calculation. A hand
sank swiftly into a pocket and brought up a scant
few nickels and pennies. Amid a thickening silence
he counted these remaining coins.
Then in deadly tones he declared to
Solly Gumble, “I only got forty-eight cents
left!”
“Oh, my! I must say!
Spent all his money!” shrilled the Merle twin
on a note of triumph that was yet bitter.
“Spent all his money!”
echoed the shocked courtiers, and looked upon him
coldly. Some of them withdrew across the store
and in low tones pretended to discuss the merits of
articles in another show case.
“I guess you couldn’t
let me have him for forty-eight cents,” said
the Wilbur twin hopelessly.
Solly Gumble removed his skullcap,
fluffed his scanty ring of curls, and drew on the
cap again. His manner was judicial but not repellent.
“Mebbe I could mebbe
I couldn’t,” he said. “You sure
you ain’t got two cents more in that other pocket,
hey?”
The Wilbur twin searched, but it was
the most arid of formalities.
“No, sir; I spent it all.”
“Spent all his money!”
remarked the dog seller with a kind of pitying contempt,
and drew off toward the door. Two more of the
courtiers followed as unerringly as if trained in
palaces. Solly Gumble bent above the counter.
“Well, now, you young man, you
listen to me. You been a right good customer,
treating all your little friends so grand, so I tell
you straight you take that fine bird for
forty-eight cents. Not to many would I come down,
but to you yes.”
Wilbur Cowan, overcome, mumbled his
thanks. He was alone at the counter now, Merle
having joined the withdrawn courtiers.
“I’m a fair trader,”
said Solly Gumble. “I can take I
give. Here now!” And amazingly he extended
to the penniless wreck a large and golden orange,
perhaps one of the largest oranges ever grown.
The recipient was again overcome.
He blushed as he thanked this open-handed tradesman.
Then with his blue jay, his orange, his dog, he turned
away. Now he first became aware of the changed
attitude of his late dependents. It did not distress
him. It seemed wholly natural, this icy withdrawal
of their fellowship. Why should they push about
him any longer? He was, instead, rather concerned
to defend his spendthrift courses.
“Spent all his money!”
came a barbed jeer from the Merle twin.
The ruined one stalked by him with
dignity, having remembered a fine speech he had once
heard his father make.
“Oh, well,” he said, lightly, “easy
come, easy go!”
The Merle twin still bore the album
and the potent invigorator that was to make a new
man of Judge Penniman. His impoverished brother
carried the blue jay, looking alert and lifelike in
the open, the mammoth orange, gift for Mrs. Penniman he
had nearly forgotten her and tenderly he
led the dog, Frank. Not to have all his money
again would he have parted with his treasures and
the memory of supreme delights. Not for all his
squandered fortune would he have bartered Frank, the
dog. Frank capered at his side, ever and again
looking up brightly at his new master. Never
had so much attention been shown him. Never before
had he been confined by a leash, as if he were a desirable
dog.
Opposite the Mansion House, Newbern’s
chief hotel, Frank gave signal proof of his intelligence.
From across River Street he had been espied by Boodles,
the Mansion House dog, a creature of dusty, pinkish
white, of short neck and wide jaws, of a clouded but
still definite bull ancestry. Boodles was a dog
about town, wearing many scars of combat, a swashbuckler
of a dog, rough-mannered, raffish; if not actually
quarrelsome, at least highly sensitive where his honour
was concerned. He made it a point to know every
dog in town, and as he rose from a sitting posture,
where he had been taking the air before his inn, it
could be observed that Frank was new to him certainly
new and perhaps objectionable. He stepped lightly
halfway across the now empty street and stopped for
a further look. He seemed to be saying, “Maybe
it ain’t a dog, after all.” But the
closer look and a lifted nose wrinkling into the breeze
set him right. He left for a still closer look
at what was unquestionably a dog.
The Wilbur twin became concerned for
Boodles. He regarded him highly. But he
knew that Boodles was a fighter, and Frank ate them
up. He commanded Boodles to go back, but though
he had slowed his pace and now halted a dozen feet
from Frank, the cannibal, Boodles showed that he was
not going back until he had some better reason.
Violence of the cruellest sort seemed forward.
But perhaps Frank might be won from his loathly practice.
“You, Frank, be quiet, sir!”
ordered Wilbur, though Frank had not been unquiet.
“Be still, sir!” he added, and threatened
his pet with an open palm. But Frank had attention
only for Boodles, who now approached, little recking
his fate. The clash was at hand.
“Be still, sir!” again
commanded Wilbur in anguished tones, whereupon the
obedient Frank tumbled to lie upon his back, four limp
legs in air, turning his head to simper up at Boodles,
who stood inquiringly above him. Boodles then
sniffed an amiable contempt and ran back to his hotel.
Frank strained at his leash to follow. His proud
owner thought there could be few dogs in all the world
so biddable as this.
The twins went on. Merle was
watching his chance to recover that spiritual supremacy
over the other that had been his until the accident
of wealth had wrenched it from him.
“You’ll catch it for keeping
us out so late,” he warned “and
cursing and fighting and spending all your money!”
The other scarce heard him. He
walked through shining clouds far above an earth where
one catches it.