Todborough Grange, the seat of Cedric
Bloxam, Justice of the Peace, and whilom High Sheriff
for East Fernshire, lies low. The original Bloxam,
like the majority of our ancestors, had apparently
a great dislike to an exposed situation; and either
a supreme contempt for the science of sanitation,
or a confused idea that water could be induced to run
uphill, and so, not bothering his head on the subject
of drainage, as indeed no one did in those days, he
built his house in a hole, holding, I presume, that
the hills were as good to look up at as the valleys
to look down upon. It was an irregular pile
of gabled red brick, of what could be only described
as the composite order, having been added to by successive
Bloxams at their own convenience, and without any regard
to architectural design. It was surrounded by
thick shrubberies, in which the laurels were broken
by dense masses of rhododendrons. Beyond these
again were several plantations, and up the hill on
the east side of the house stretched a wood of some
eighty acres or so in extent.
As a race, the Bloxams possessed some
of the leading Anglo-Saxon characteristics; to wit,
courage, obstinacy, and density or perhaps
I should rather say slowness of understanding.
The present proprietor had been married I
use the term advisedly to Lady Mary Ditchin,
a daughter of the Earl of Turfington, a family whose
hereditary devotion to sport in all its branches had
somewhat impoverished their estates. The ladies
could all ride; and some twenty odd years ago, when
Cedric Bloxam was hunting in the Vale of White Horse
country, Lord Turfington and his family chanced to
be doing the same. Lady Mary rode; Cedric Bloxam
saw; and Lady Mary conquered. She had made him
a very good wife, although as she grew older she unfortunately,
as some of us do, grew considerably heavier; and when
no longer able to expend her superfluous energies
in the hunting-field, she developed into a somewhat
ambitious and pushing woman. In this latter rôle
I do not think she pleased Cedric Bloxam quite so
well. She insisted upon his standing for the
county. Bloxam demurred at first, and, as usual,
in the end Lady Mary had her own way. He threw
himself into the fight with all the pugnacity of his
disposition, and, while his blood was up, revelled
in the fray. He could speak to the farmers in
a blunt homely way, which suited them; and they brought
him in as one of the Conservative Members for East
Fernshire. But on penetrating the perfidy of
the wife of his bosom, Cedric Bloxam mused sadly over
the honours that he had won. When Lady Mary
had alternately coaxed and goaded him into contesting
the eastern division of his county, she was seeking
only the means to an end. They had previously
contented themselves with about six weeks of London
in May and June; but his wife now pointed out to him
that, as a Member of Parliament, it was essential
that he should have a house for the season. It
was the thin end of the wedge, and though Cedric Bloxam
lost his seat at the next general election, that “house
for the season” remained as a memento of his
entrance into public life.
“You see,” said Lady Mary
to her intimates, while talking the thing over, “it
was absolutely necessary that something should be done.
After he has done the Derby, Ascot, and the University
Match, Cedric is always bored with London. The
girls are growing up, and how are they ever to get
properly married if they don’t get their season
in town, poor things! I began by suggesting
masters; but that had no effect on Cedric he
only retorted, ‘Send them to school;’ so
it was absolutely necessary to approach him in another
manner, and I flatter myself I was equal to the occasion.”
All this took place some six or seven
years before the commencement of our story; and the
result had fully warranted Lady Mary’s machinations,
as she had successfully married off her two elder daughters,
and, as she had occasionally told her intimates, her
chief object in life now was to see Blanche, the younger,
suitably provided for. Lady Mary was in her
way a stanch and devoted mother. Her duty towards
her daughters, she considered, terminated when she
had once seen them properly married. She had
two sons one in a dragoon regiment, and
the younger in the Foreign Office and she
never neglected to cajole or flatter any one who,
she thought, might in any way be capable of advancing
their interests.
The Bloxams had come down from town
to entertain a few friends during the Easter holidays
at Todborough, and Lady Mary was now sitting in the
oriel window of the morning-room engaged in an animated
tete-a-tete with one of her most intimate friends,
Mr. Pansey Cottrell. Mr. Pansey Cottrell had
been a man about town for the last thirty years, mixing
freely everywhere in the very best society. It
must have been a pure matter of whim if Pansey Cottrell
ever paid for his own dinner during a London season or,
for the matter of that, even out of it as
he had only to name the week that suited him to be
a welcome guest at scores of country houses.
Nothing would have been more difficult than to explain
why it was that Pansey Cottrell should be as essential
to a fashionable dinner party as the epergne.
Nothing more puzzling to account for than why his
volunteering his presence in a country house should
be always deemed a source of gratulation to the hostess.
He was a man of no particular birth and no particular
conversational powers; and unless due to his being
thoroughly au courant with all the very latest
gossip of the London world, his success can only be
put down as past understanding. Neophytes who
did not know Pansey Cottrell, when they met him in
a country house, would gaze with awe-struck curiosity
at the sheaf of correspondence awaiting him on the
side-table, and wondered what news he would unfold
to them that morning. But the more experienced
knew better. Pansey Cottrell always came down
late, and never talked at breakfast. He kept
his budget of scandal invariably for the dinner-table
and smoking-room. Such was Pansey Cottrell, as
he appeared to the general public, though he possessed
an unsuspected attribute, known only to some few of
the initiated, and of which as yet Lady Mary had only
an inkling.
A portly well-preserved gentleman,
with iron-grey hair, and nothing particularly striking
about him but a pair of keen dark eyes, he sits in
the window, listening with a half-incredulous smile
to the voluble speech of his buxom hostess.
“Well,” exclaimed Lady
Mary, in reply to some observation of her companion’s,
“I tell you, Pansey” (she had known him
from her childhood, and always called him Pansey,
as indeed did many other middle-aged matrons) “I
tell you, Pansey,” she repeated, “it is
all a mistake; the majority of young men in our world
do not marry whom they please: they may
think so, but in the majority of cases they marry
whom we please. The bell responds to the
clapper; but who is it that makes the clapper to speak?
The ringer. Do you see the force of my illustration?”
“If I fail to see its force,”
he replied, “I, of course, perfectly understand
your illustration; and in this case Miss Blanche is
of course the belle, you the ringer, and Mr. Beauchamp
the clapper.”
“Just so,” replied Lady
Mary, laughing. “Look at Diana, my eldest.
She thinks she married Mannington; he thinks he married
her; and I know I married them. People
are always talking of Shakespeare’s ‘knowledge
of human nature,’ more especially those who never
read him. Why don’t they take a leaf out
of his book? Do you suppose Beatrice nowadays,
when she is told Benedick is dying for love of her,
don’t believe it, and that Benedick cannot be
fooled in like manner? Go to as they
said in those times.”
“And you would fain play Leonato
to this Benedick,” replied Pansey Cottrell.
“Is this Beauchamp of whom you speak one of
the Suffolk Beauchamps?”
“Yes; his father has a large
property in the south of the county; and this Lionel
Beauchamp is the eldest son, a good-looking young fellow,
with a healthy taste for country life; just the man
to suit dear Blanche admirably.”
“And when do you expect him?”
“Oh, he ought to be here this
evening in time for dinner,” replied Lady Mary.
“He seemed rather struck with Blanche in London,
so I asked him down here for the Easter holidays,
thinking it a nice opportunity of throwing them more
together.”
“I see,” replied Mr. Cottrell,
laughing; “you think in these cases it is just
as well to assist nature by a little judicious forcing.”
“Exactly. You see, a good-looking
girl has such a pull in a country house, and when
she is the only good-looking one, has it all her own
way; and I need scarcely say I have taken care of that.”
“Ahem! Todborough lies
dangerously near to that most popular of watering-places,
Commonstone,” observed Cottrell; “and there
is always attractive mettle to be found there.”
“But I don’t intend we
shall ever go near it,” replied her ladyship
quickly. “We’ll make up riding parties,
plan excursions to Trotbury, and so on. Just
the people in the house, you know, and the rector’s
daughters, nice pleasant unaffected girls, who, though
not plain
“Cannot be counted dangerous,”
interposed Cottrell. “I understand.
I congratulate you on your diplomacy, Lady Mary.
By the way, who is your rector?”
“The Rev. Austin Chipchase.
A good orthodox old-fashioned parson, thank goodness,
with no High Church fads or Low Church proclivities.”
“Chipchase? Ahem!
I met an uncommon pretty girl of that name down in
Suffolk last autumn, when I was staying at Hogden’s
place.”
At this juncture the door opened,
and the object of all this maternal solicitude entered
the room. Her mother did Blanche Bloxam scant
justice when she called her a good-looking girl.
She was more than that; she might most certainly
have been called a very good-looking girl of the thoroughly
Saxon type tall and well made, with a profusion
of fair sunny hair, and deep blue eyes. Blanche
was a girl no man would ever overlook, wherever he
might come across her.
“What state secrets are you
two talking,” she exclaimed, “that you
pay no attention to the bell? Come to lunch,
mamma, please; for we have been playing lawn tennis
all the morning, and are well-nigh distraught with
hunger.”
Lady Mary rose and followed her daughter
to the dining-room, where the whole of the house party
were assembled round the luncheon-table. It
consisted, besides the family and Mr. Cottrell, of
a Mr. and Mrs. Evesham and their two daughters “such
amiable girls, you know,” as Lady Mary always
said of them; a Mr. and Mrs. Sartoris, a young married
couple; Jim Bloxam, the dragoon; and a Captain Braybrooke,
a brother officer of his.
“Come along, mother,”
exclaimed Jim. “Mrs. Sartoris has given
me such a dusting at lawn tennis this morning that
no amount of brown sherry and pigeon-pie will support
me under the ignominy of my defeat.”
“Thank you, Mrs. Sartoris,”
said Lady Mary, laughing. “I am very glad
indeed, Jim, that somebody has been good enough to
take the conceit out of you. But what do all
you good people propose doing with yourselves this
afternoon? There are a certain number of riding-horses;
and of course there’s the carriage, Mrs. Evesham.”
“Don’t you trouble, mother,”
exclaimed Jim Bloxam; “we are going upon an
expedition of discovery. Mrs. Sartoris has got
a brother in the army. She don’t quite
recollect his regiment; and beyond that it is in England,
she does not know precisely where he is quartered.
But he is in the something-somethieth, and we are
going to see if we can find him in Rockcliffe Camp.”
“Don’t be so absurd, Captain
Bloxam,” rejoined Mrs. Sartoris. “But
I am told, Lady Mary, it is a pretty walk to the camp,
and that there is a grand view over the Channel on
the south side of it.”
“It is the very thing, mamma,”
observed Blanche. “It is our duty to absorb
as much ozone as possible while we are down here, in
order to fit us for the fatigues of the season which,
I trust, are in store for us.”
“Getting perilously near Commonstone,”
whispered Pansey Cottrell, who happened to be sitting
next to his hostess.
Although the arrangement did not exactly
meet with her approbation, yet Lady Mary could make
no objection, any more than she could avoid smiling
at Cottrell’s remark; but it would seem as if
some malignant genie had devoted his whole attention
to thwarting her schemes, the malignant genie in this
case taking the form of her eldest son. Upon
an adjournment, Jim Bloxam strongly urged that those
of the party who were not for a tramp to Rockcliffe
should drive into Commonstone, and ascertain if there
was anything going on that was likely to be worth
their attention. In the middle of this discussion
came a ring at the front door bell, immediately followed
by the announcement of the Misses Chipchase; and the
rector’s two daughters entered the room, accompanied,
to Lady Mary’s horror, by one of the most piquant
and brilliant brunettes she had ever set eyes on.
“So glad to see you down again,
dear Lady Mary,” said Miss Chipchase, “and
with a house full too! that’s so nice of you;
just in time to assist at all our Easter revelries.
Let me introduce you to my cousin, Sylla Chipchase,
just come down to spend a month with us.”
And then the rector’s daughters proceeded to
shake hands with Blanche and Captain Bloxam, and be
by them presented to the remainder of the party.
Pansey Cottrell could scarce refrain
from laughing outright as he advanced to shake hands
with Sylla Chipchase, the identical young lady whom
he had met last autumn in Suffolk, and who had now
turned up at Todborough, looking more provokingly
pretty than ever. He had caught one glance of
his hostess’s face; and, behind the scenes as
he was, that had been so nearly too much for his risible
faculties that he dared not hazard another.
As he advanced to shake hands with Miss Sylla, he
felt that the Fates had been even more unkind to Lady
Mary than she could as yet be possibly aware of; for
he remembered at Hogden’s that Miss Sylla had
not only been voted the belle of a party containing
two or three very pretty women, but had also enchanted
the men by her fun, vivacity, and singing. Poor
Lady Mary! it was hard, in spite of all her efforts
to secure a clear field, to find her daughter suddenly
confronted by such a formidable rival.
“We meet again, you see, Miss
Sylla,” said Cottrell, as they shook hands.
“I told you in Suffolk, if you remember, that
in my ubiquity I was a person very difficult to see
the last of.”
“And who that had ever met Mr.
Cottrell would wish to have seen the last of him?”
replied the young lady gaily. “We had great
fun together in Suffolk, and I hope we are going to
have great fun together in Fernshire. My cousins
tell me there are no end of balls and dances to come
off in the course of the next ten days.”
“Dear me!” replied Mr.
Cottrell, his eyes twinkling with the fun of the situation.
“This is all very well for you country people,
Miss Sylla; but we poor Londoners have come down for
rest after a spell of hot rooms and late hours, preparatory
to encountering fresh dissipations. Is it not
so, Lady Mary? Did you not promise me quiet and
country air, with a dash of the salt water in it?”
“Of course,” was the reply;
“we have come down here to recruit.”
“Oh, but, Lady Mary, you will
never shut yourself up and turn recluse,” returned
the elder Miss Chipchase. “You must come
to the Commonstone ball on Easter Monday; you will
all come, of course. I quite count upon you,
Captain Bloxam.”
“Perfectly right, Miss Chipchase,”
replied the dragoon, with a glance of unmistakable
admiration at the new importation. “Did
you ever know me fail you in valsing? and are not
the soldiers of to-day every bit as much ‘all
there’ as the sailors of yore, whenever England
generally, or Commonstone in particular, expects that
every man this night will do his duty?”
“Ah, yes,” replied Miss
Chipchase, “I recollect our trying to valse
to ‘God save the Queen;’ but we could
make nothing out of it. And you, Mr. Bloxam, you
are bound to be there. Remember you engaged me
for ‘Sir Roger de Coverley,’ for the next
dance we met at, last Christmas Eve.”
“I don’t forget, Laura,”
laughed the Squire; “only you really must moderate
the pace down the middle this time.”
“And then,” continued
the voluble young lady, “they have got a big
lunch at the camp, with athletic sports afterwards,
on Tuesday, for which you will, of course, receive
cards.”
“There is nothing like rural
retirement for rest and quietness,” observed
Pansey Cottrell, dryly.
“My dear Laura,” interposed
Lady Mary, “your tongue is running away with
you. I have told you we have come down here for
a little quiet. I am very glad, for your sake,
that you have so much gaiety going on; but I am afraid
you will have to excuse us taking part in it.”
“Now, really that is too bad
of you, Lady Mary,” returned Miss Chipchase.
“You are always so kind,” she continued,
dropping her voice; “and you know what a difference
it makes to us to be able to join the Todborough party.
With my cousin Sylla staying with us and all, I really
did hope
“Impossible, my dear,”
interrupted Lady Mary. “If we don’t
get a little quiet now, I shall be having dear Blanche
thoroughly knocked up before the season is over.”
Miss Chipchase said nothing, but marvelled
much what all this anxiety about dear Blanche’s
health might portend. The two girls were sworn
friends, and Laura Chipchase had more than once envied
Blanche’s physique when she had met her, looking
as fresh as a rose, at the covertside in the morning,
after they had been both dancing until four.
“I am so sorry we shall not
see you at the Commonstone ball, Captain Bloxam,”
said Miss Sylla, with whom Jim had entered into conversation.
“Why so? What makes you think I shall
not be there?”
“Because your mamma has brought
you down here for the repairing of your shattered
constitutions,” replied the young lady, demurely.
“Do you all go to bed at half-past ten?”
“Well, yes,” returned
Jim, with mock gravity. “I shall have to
comply with the maternal’s programme as far
as that goes; but to do honour to the debut
of so fair a stranger in the land, I think Miss Sylla,
I can contrive to get out of the window after they
are all asleep, and make my way over to Commonstone.”
“Dear me, how I should envy
you! What fun it would be, the really going
to a ball in such surreptitious fashion!”
“Yes,” said Jim; “but
think about all the fears and anxieties of getting
back again. It’s always so much easier
to get out of a window than to get into one.”
“But what are you all proposing
to do this afternoon, Blanche?” inquired Laura
Chipchase.
“Well, we thought of walking
up to the camp and having a look at the sea.”
“And to search for Mrs. Sartoris’s
brother,” interposed Jim Bloxam.
“You have a brother quartered
at Rockcliffe, Mrs. Sartoris? I wonder whether
we know him? What is he in?” exclaimed
Laura Chipchase.
“No; it is only some of Captain
Bloxam’s nonsense. I have a brother in
the army, and he pretends that I don’t know where
he is, or what is his regiment.”
“A walk to the camp ah,
that would be amusing!” said Miss Sylla.
“I never saw one. Are they under canvas?”
“No; boards,” returned
Jim. “But come along; if we are going to
walk to Rockcliffe, it is time we were off.
The sooner you ladies get your hats on, the better.
We’ll find Mrs. Sartoris’s brother, launch
Miss Sylla here in military circles, and return with
raging appetites to dinner.” And so saying,
the dragoon, followed by most of the party, made his
way to the front door.
“Very nice of you, Pansey,”
said Lady Mary, “to put in that plea for peace
and quietness. I can’t think what has come
to the place. Who ever heard of Commonstone
breaking out with an Easter ball before? Todborough
generally is as dull as ditch-water at this time of
year. Something, it is true, may be going on
at the camp; but as we know nobody there just now,
it usually does not affect us. However, I have
no intention of submitting to such a bouleversement
of my schemes as this; and go to that ball I don’t.”