The dressing-bell was pealing as the
gay party returned in high spirits from their walk.
It had been a very successful excursion, and the
newcomer, Miss Sylla, was unanimously voted an acquisition.
“Laura tells me,” said
Miss Bloxam, “that her cousin sings charmingly,
and is simply immense at charades, private theatricals,
and all that sort of thing.”
“Ah, we might do something in
that way one evening next week,” said her brother,
as they passed through the hall. “Mr. Beauchamp
here, James?”
“Yes, sir; came about a quarter
of an hour ago; he has just gone up to dress.”
Blanche was sitting in front of her
dressing-table, with her maid putting the finishing-touches
to her toilette, when a slight tap at the door was
followed by the entrance of her mother.
“That will do, Gimp,”
said Lady Mary. “I will arrange those flowers
in Miss Blanche’s hair myself;” and, obedient
to the intimation, the lady’s-maid left the
room. “I have just looked in to speak to
you, Blanche, about this ball. If the subject
is revived at dinner this evening, you won’t
want to go to it: you understand?”
“Of course, mamma, I will say
so if you wish it; but I should like to go, all the
same.”
“Oh, nonsense! An Easter
ball at Commonstone would be a shocking, vulgar, not
to say rowdy, affair. Besides, surely you have
had plenty of dancing in London, to say nothing of
heaps more in perspective.”
“Dancing!” replied the
girl, with a shrug of her shoulders. “I
don’t call a London ball dancing. One
jigs round and round in a place about ten feet square,
but one never gets a really good spin. We have
been at Commonstone balls before. What makes
you think this one would be more uproarious than usual?”
“We have never been to an Easter
ball, my dear,” replied Lady Mary, adjusting
a piece of fern in her daughter’s tresses.
“We came down here for quiet, and if you don’t
require a rest, I do. You must think of your
poor chaperon a little, Blanche.”
“Don’t say another word,
mamma. You are a dear amiable chaperon, and
have been awfully good about staying a little late
at times. I don’t want to drag you over
to Commonstone, when your wish is to be left peacefully
at home. We won’t do the Easter ball, though
it is sad to think what a capital room they have for
it. But come along, there goes the bell, and
I am sure now I look most bewitching.”
It was not Lady’s Mary’s
custom to take her daughters into her confidence,
in the first instance, with regard to the matrimonial
designs she had formed for their benefit. All
the preliminary manoeuvres she conducted herself.
The idea of young people gravitating together naturally
was a theory she would have received with profound
derision. She looked upon it that all what she
would have termed successful marriages were as much
owing to the clever diplomacy of mothers or chaperons
as the victory of a horse in a big race is due to
the skilful handling of his jockey. During the
afternoon she had been meditating over the plan of
her Easter campaign, and resolved to adhere to her
original determination. Most decidedly she would
have nothing to do with Commonstone and its gaieties,
nor would she afford greater favour to any revelries
at the Rockcliffe camp; and most devoutly did she
wish that it was in her power to keep the rector’s
daughters altogether at arm’s length, now that
she had seen this new cousinly importation.
At arm’s length as much as possible the Misses
Chipchase should be held, she determined.
“That Miss Sylla,” she
muttered, “is just the sort of girl men always
lose their heads about; clever, too, if I mistake not.
Well, I don’t mean to see more of her at the
Grange than I am positively obliged to; but keep her
out altogether I can’t. The Chipchase girls
have grown up with my own, and been always accustomed
to come and go pretty much as they liked. However,”
thought her ladyship, “the first thing to settle
undoubtedly is this ball;” and, as she and her
daughter descended to dinner, Lady Mary did fancy
that, at all events, she had settled that.
“Ah, here you are at last,”
said the Squire, as they entered the drawing-room;
“dinner is already announced, my lady.
Come along, Mrs. Evesham, it’s no use letting
the soup get cold.”
“How do you do, Mr. Beauchamp?”
said Lady Mary, as a dark, good-looking young fellow
came forward to shake hands with her. “It
seems I am dreadfully late, and have only time now
to say I am delighted that you have found your way
to Todborough. Perhaps you will take care of
Blanche.” And then the hostess turned away
to pair off her other guests.
“I congratulate you, Lady Mary,
on so favourable an augury,” said Pansey Cottrell,
as he leisurely consumed his fish.
“Favourable augury! What can you mean?”
“Do you not see,” returned
Cottrell, in mock-tragical tones, “that we are
thirteen to dinner? Do you not know that Lionel
Beauchamp is the thirteenth? and do you not know what
Fate has invariably in store for the thirteenth at
a dinner party?”
“Good gracious!” exclaimed
Lady Mary; “why, they say it’s hanging,
do they not?”
“Well, of late years they have
rather qualified the sentence. Popular opinion,
I think, now inclines to the belief that the thirteenth,
when a man, will be either hung or married.”
“I suppose we are advancing
in the science of augury as in all other sciences,”
replied her ladyship, laughing, “and find that
the omens, like the readings of the barometer, are
capable of two interpretations.”
“You must not speak lightly
of the science of augury, Lady Mary. Allow me
to give you the complete interpretation of the omen.
The Fates have not only decreed that Lionel Beauchamp
shall either be hung or married within the twelvemonth,
but reserved the latter lot for him; and they indicate
further who his future wife shall be. When there
is no lady next him, it’s a hanging matter,
saith the oracle; where there is, that lady will be
his wife before the year is out. Now, it can
hardly point to Mrs. Evesham, who is on the right,
and therefore I conclude it must indicate Miss Blanche,
who is on his left.”
“Very ingenious, indeed, Mr.
Cottrell; but, dear me! they have begun to talk about
that horrid ball again at the bottom of the table,
have they not?”
“I say, mother,” exclaimed
Jim Bloxam, “of course we are all going to this
Commonstone ball on Monday?”
“Nonsense! I am surprised
at your thinking of such a thing. The idea of
our going to a Commonstone ball on Easter Monday!
Just fancy, my dear Jim, what it would be, townspeople
and excursionists from round about. No; I don’t
go in for being exclusive, goodness knows; but the
Commonstone Easter ball is a rather more boisterous
business than I can stand.”
“What nonsense!” rejoined
the dragoon, a little staggered, all the same, by
his mother’s argument. “It will be
great fun, and I don’t suppose a bit worse than
any other of the Commonstone balls; and we have always
gone to them, you know.”
“Yes, but that’s a very
different thing from an Easter Monday ball. Of
course you and any of the gentlemen of the party can
go. You will have great fun, no doubt.”
“But,” urged Jim, “we
are a large party, and can keep to ourselves, you
know. It is a good room; and here is Blanche,
I know, dying for a galop. Are you not, my sister?”
“No, indeed,” said Blanche,
responding bravely to her before-dinner tutoring;
“I assure you I don’t care about it in
the least. I have no doubt mamma is right, and
that the ball will be crowded with all sorts of disagreeable
people.”
“You little traitress,”
said Jim, with a comical grin upon his countenance,
“I did think I could count upon you; but you
are as perfidious as a county elector in these days
of the ballot-box.”
Poor Blanche coloured and bit her
lip. She was conscious of gross tergiversation,
of having ratted shamefully; for that merry party in
the afternoon, as they stood in the camp of Rockcliffe
overlooking Commonstone, had, one and all, vowed to
foot it merrily in the town-hall on Easter Monday,
and agreed that for real lovers of dancing a country
ball beat a London one all to pieces.
“Well, mother,” rejoined
Jim, with one of his queer smiles, “on your
head be it if any harm comes to us; if you will allow
your young braves to go out on the war-path without
their natural protectors, you must not be surprised
if some of them lose their scalps. Beauchamp,
you are a devotee of the goddess, I know. You
will of course form one of ’the lost children’
who brave all the horde of excursionists for the honour
of Todborough.”
“Thanks, no,” replied
Lionel. “I don’t think I care about
facing the barbarians at play.”
He was a good deal smitten with Blanche,
and knew better than to run counter to his enslaver’s
pronounced opinion.
“Then,” exclaimed Jim,
“like Curtius, I must leap into the gulf single-handed.
Stop! hang it, I will exercise my military prerogative;
yes, Braybrooke, I shall order you to accompany me,
if it is only to witness the sacrifice.”
“Stay, Captain Bloxam,”
said Mrs. Sartoris, laughing. “Such devoted
gallantry deserves encouragement; I won’t see
you fall into the hands of the Philistines without
an effort at your preservation. You’ll
go, Tom, won’t you?” she continued, appealing
to her husband, “if Lady Mary can only find
us transport.”
“Yes, I am good to go, if you
wish it,” replied Sartoris.
“How I should like to shake
the life out of that woman!” thought Lady Mary,
as she smilingly murmured that “if Mrs. Sartoris
had the courage to face the horrors of an Easter ball,
there was, of course, the carriage at her disposal.”
“Bravo, Mrs. Sartoris!”
cried Jim; “and now that you have given them
a lead, I have no doubt I shall pick up some more
recruits, at all events, young ladies,” he continued,
appealing to the Misses Evesham, “it’s
a consolation to think that we have secured a chaperon,
even if our mothers remain obdurate on the point.”
But Lady Mary was not going to suffer
any further discussion concerning the Commonstone
ball, if she could possibly prevent it. What
she mentally termed the pig-headedness of her son
already threatened to upset the seclusion that she
had marked out as most conducive to Lionel Beauchamp’s
subjection. Taking advantage of the decanters
having made their appearance on the table, she bent
her head to Mrs. Evesham, and the rising of the ladies
put an end to the subject, at all events for the present.
“If,” thought Lady Mary, as she followed
her guests to the drawing-room, “I can only
stop their talking any more about this wretched ball,
there will be no harm done. Jim, Captain Braybrooke,
and the Sartorises are welcome to go, so long as the
rest stay at home.”
Though silent, Pansey Cottrell had
been an amused auditor of the previous conversation.
Living, as he habitually had done from his boyhood,
always in society, he derived no little amusement from
watching the foibles and manoeuvres of those around
him, and occasionally indulged himself by gently pulling
the strings for his own diversion. It was a
secret that had been penetrated by only a few of his
intimates, but there was lurking in Pansey Cottrell
a spirit of mischief that sometimes urged him to contravene
the schemes of his associates. It was never
from any feeling of malice, but from a sheer sense
of fun. The present state of affairs, for instance,
tickled him immensely. He knew that poor Lady
Mary had resolutely made up her mind that the Grange
party should have none of this ball, and equally did
he foresee that there was every probability of both
herself and all her guests being present at it.
Secondly, she had brought Lionel Beauchamp down here,
far away from rival beauties, so that Miss Blanche
might capture him at her leisure; and such was Lady
Mary’s malignant star, that an exceedingly pretty
and fascinating stranger immediately appeared upon
the scene. Now this was just one of the little
dramas that it so amused Pansey Cottrell occasionally
to exercise his influence in. I do not mean
to say that he would interfere to such an extent as
to either make or mar the wedding; but to take part
with the conspirators and coerce Lady Mary into going
to this Commonstone ball was a bit of mischief quite
in his way. He could not resist the temptation
of teasing his fellow-creatures, and what gave such
particular zest to such tormenting was that his victims
were always perfectly unconscious that he was at the
bottom of their annoyance.
In the drawing-room Lady Mary expressed
her disapproval of the ball so strongly that Mrs.
Sartoris felt quite guilty, and rather repented her
of having volunteered to join Captain Bloxam’s
party; but when the gentlemen made their appearance,
Lady Mary was doomed to be made once more uncomfortable
by the proceedings of her first-born.
She listened in somewhat distrait
fashion to a flood of anecdote and small-talk that
Mr. Cottrell was pouring into her ears; for she felt
intuitively that Jim was canvassing the whole party
on the subject of this abominable ball with an ardour
worthy of a better cause. She had seen him talking
and laughing with Mrs. Sartoris, and knew that he had
confirmed that lady in her iniquity. Now he was
talking with the Misses Evesham, and she felt convinced
that those flabby-minded damsels had admitted that
they should like to be present, although not half an
hour ago they had assured her that they detested all
such “omnium gatherums.” If
she could but have got hold of Jim and told him that
there were particular reasons why the Grange party
should not attend upon this occasion! but no, Pansey
Cottrell was entertaining her with a scandalous and
apparently interminable narrative of the doings of
one of her friends, and she felt she had been as effectually
buttonholed as if she were the victim of the Ancient
Mariner.
Suddenly a “Confound it, Jim,
do hold your tongue!” from the whist-table caught
her ear. “You deuced near made me revoke.
What on earth makes you so red hot about this ball?”
And the Squire mechanically looked round to his wife
for telegraphic guidance as to what line he was to
take.
By a sudden shifting of Mr. Pansey
Cottrell’s chair that gentleman’s form
intercepted the slight bending of the brows and shake
of the head that replied to her husband’s look
of inquiry.
“The proper thing to do, sir,”
resumed Jim; “residents in the vicinity of Commonstone
must support Commonstone festivities. The Todborough
contingent must show up on such an occasion, and the
Todborough contingent must show with its chief at
its head. Who knows but you may want to contest
the county again some of these days? and if you don’t,
why, perhaps I shall. I assure you I have a very
pretty talent for public speaking at least,
so our fellows all say. Isn’t it so, Braybrooke?”
“Oh, I don’t quite know
about that,” was the reply. “We give
you credit for unlimited ‘cheek’ when
on your legs after supper, and that’s about
as far as we can give you a character.”
“Well, I don’t know; we
always do go. I suppose we ought to go this
time; but there’s no necessity for all this hurry.
The ball is not until the day after to-morrow.”
And the Squire again looked anxiously round for instructions
from his wife; but Pansey Cottrell was now standing
between Lady Mary and the card-table, and such inspiration
as might be derived from his back was sole response
to the inquiry.
“Excuse me,” said Jim,
“we can’t have people making up their mind
about ball-going on Sundays. Ball-dresses, however
perfect, nearly always want a little something doing
to them at the last, don’t they, Mrs. Sartoris?
Besides, vacillation spoils slumber. I am only
anxious that you shall lay your head tranquilly on
your pillow, like myself, with your mind made up to
do a good and virtuous action.”
“Come, I say,” cried the
Squire, chuckling, “that’s rather tall
talk, you know. I never heard going to a ball
called a ’good and virtuous action’ before.”
“Well, perhaps not,” replied
Jim; “but it is, comparatively, you know, when
you think of the many worse things you might do; Stay
at home here, for instance, trump your partner’s
thirteenth, revoke, lose your money and your temper.”
“You make out a good case, Jim,”
said the Squire, laughing. “I suppose
we must go, lest, as you say, worse should come to
us.”
As these two latter speeches reached
her ears, Lady Mary felt that she could have boxed
those of her son with exceeding satisfaction, and so
wandered in her attention to Pansey Cottrell’s
narrative as to occasion that gentleman, who was perfectly
aware of the disturbing influence, infinite amusement.
As a causeur of some repute in his own estimation,
he considered himself in duty bound to take vengeance
for such negligence, and spun out his story to its
extreme attenuation before suffering his hostess to
escape. At length released, Lady Mary crosses
to the whist-table; but the conversation has dropped.
Jim has moved to another part of the room; and that
the Todborough Grange party shall go to the ball is
an accepted fact. To revive the subject now
Lady Mary felt would be useless, but she made up her
mind somewhat spitefully that her lord should hear
a little more about it before he slept.
“Rather a sudden change in the
wind,” said Lionel Beauchamp, as he lit Miss
Bloxam’s candle in the hall: “instead
of being dead against, it seems to be blowing quite
a gale in the direction of the Commonstone ball.
I suppose you will go too, if the rest do?”
“Yes,” she replied mendaciously.
“I don’t care in the least about it,
but suppose, like all minorities, I shall have to recant
my opinion, or, what is the same thing, do as the
others do; and I shall expect you to do the same,
Mr. Beauchamp, and not, after the manner of some shameless
London men whom we have had here, plead a bad cold,
and then spend the evening tranquilly in the smoking-room,
over much tobacco and a French novel.”
“Not I, Miss Bloxam,”
replied Lionel, laughing. “I can assure
you I am very fond of a country ball. My objection
is to a country ball with all the attraction left
out.”
“Thank you,” said Blanche,
making him a little mock curtsey, “that is a
very pretty speech to send me to sleep upon; and now
good night. O Jim, Jim!” she whispered,
as she passed her brother, “how could you?
Had you been yet in your childhood, bread and water
and dungeons dark would be punishment quite inadequate
to your offending.”
“Why, good Heavens! what have I done?”
“Couldn’t you see that
mamma is dead against any of us going to this ball,
and have you not been canvassing us all as if you had
been a steward?”
“Go to bed, you arrant little
humbug,” replied Jim, with a perceptible quiver
of his right eye. “What the madre’s
reasons may be for setting her face against this bit
of jollity I don’t know; but you and she needn’t
go, you know. Mrs. Sartoris has kindly undertaken
the charge of all us young people.”
Blanche merely smiled, nodded, and
then tripped up the staircase. I think there
was an unspoken understanding between these two on
the subject of the Commonstone ball. Jim Bloxam
had before known his sisters take part with the authorities
against their private likings and convictions.
Lady Mary, when she had gained the
privacy of her own chamber, felt, to speak figuratively,
that the horses had got a little out of her hand;
that her party, or at all events the larger portion
of them, would attend this ball whether she liked
it or not. Of course she herself could stay
at home and keep Blanche with her; but it would be
a little too marked to attempt to retain Mr. Beauchamp
when all the rest of the party were bound for Commonstone.
She was far too skilful a manoeuvrer to give lookers-on
such transparent grounds for designating her a match-making
mother. But Lady Mary was a woman both clever
and fertile in resource, one who thoroughly understood
the philosophy that, when things are not going to
your liking, there only remains to make the best of
things as they are. Her instinct warned her that
it would have been better for her designs if she could
have carried out her original programme, and contrived
that the Grange party should keep to themselves; but
as things were it was obvious that Lionel Beauchamp
would go to the Commonstone ball, and under those circumstances
she promptly decided that it would be advisable for
Blanche and herself to go too. Her mind misgave
her that Sylla Chipchase was a formidable rival to
Blanche in the matter of beauty and attraction; still,
the encountering of no opposition could but make Miss
Sylla more formidable. Just as she had resolved
upon a change of front, the Squire entered the room.
“My dear Cedric,” she
exclaimed, “how could you be so foolish?
What made you encourage all these people in the absurdity
of wishing to attend that Easter ball? a
mob of tag, rag, and bobtail, tradespeople and people
from Heaven knows where: very good fun, no doubt,
for the officers from Rockcliffe, Jim, or any other
young men, but no place for ladies and their daughters
to go to.”
“What nonsense, Mary!
Why, you know we always did go to the Commonstone
balls; besides, Mrs. Sartoris expressed
“Don’t talk to me about
what Mrs. Sartoris expressed,” interrupted Lady
Mary sharply; “that woman is evidently one of
the fast school, and I am very sorry for Blanche’s
sake that I asked her down here at all.”
This was a most unjustified accusation
against poor little Mrs. Sartoris, who was simply
a young married woman fond of dancing and gaiety.
“Besides,” she continued,
“you might have remembered that I wanted Blanche
to have a quiet fortnight. Girls at her age are
so easily knocked up by the dissipations of London,
and it is very desirable that she should take the
opportunity of a rest now she can get it.”
“Pooh! that’s all nonsense,
Mary, and you know it. Blanche is as strong
as a horse, and no girl enjoys dancing more.
Why, she has never been sick nor sorry since she was
a little thing! I’ll go bail that she’s
none the worse for her first season.”
“Oh, very well; of course if
you know better than I do, well and good. A mother
is usually supposed to be the best judge of such matters.
If she is regularly knocked up by July, don’t
forget I raised my voice against the Commonstone ball.”
“No, my dear,” replied
the Squire, as he composed himself for slumber; “there
is not the slightest probability of my forgetting it,
insomuch as, if such a misfortune should befall the
girl, I feel confident that fact would be pretty constantly
recalled to my memory.”