The same evening that all this discussion one
might almost say plotting and counter-plotting concerning
the Commonstone ball was going on at the Grange, there
was a conversation going on at Todborough Rectory,
which, could she but have heard it, would have somewhat
opened Lady Mary’s eyes to the conspiracy of
which she had been the victim.
“I wonder,” exclaimed
Laura Chipchase, “whether Jim has carried his
point? He vowed to-day the Grange party should
go to the ball, and I hope they may.”
“Yes,” said Miss Sylla,
“it is always nicer, I think, to be one of a
large party in an affair of this sort. You are
quite independent then, a ball within a
ball, as it were.”
“Just so,” said the younger
sister. “And though we know plenty of
people, and are not likely to want for partners, yet
it’s not the fun of going a big party.
As for you, Sylla, I can’t imagine your wanting
partners anywhere.” And the girl gazed
with undisguised admiration at her pretty cousin.
“The young men are mostly good
to me,” replied Miss Sylla demurely. “But
what made Lady Mary set her face so dead against this
ball? You told me she was full of fun, and either
assisted at or promoted all the gaiety in the neighbourhood.”
“Ah, I cannot understand that,”
rejoined Laura. “The excuse about Blanche
requiring rest is all nonsense. Why, she told
me to-day, she was never better, and, as you yourself
heard, said she should like to go to this ball immensely.”
“Ah, well,” said Sylla,
with a shrug of her shoulders and a slight elevation
of her expressive eyebrows, “I don’t think
I care much about your Lady Mary; your word-painting
has been a little too flattering.”
“You mustn’t condemn her
just because she has got this whim in her head.
We know her well, and like her very much. We
have been brought up so much with her own children,
you know. But you never told us you knew Mr.
Cottrell.”
“Why should I?” rejoined
Sylla. “I hadn’t the slightest idea
he was in these parts until I saw him. He is
a dear clever old gentleman” (if Pansey could
but have heard that!), “and one of my most devoted
admirers. I met him at the Hogdens’ last
autumn. It amused me so much to see how he always
got his own way about everything, that I struck up
a desperate flirtation with him, and then, you see,
I got mine. Oh, you needn’t look shocked.
It’s great fun when they have arrived at years
of discretion, like Mr. Cottrell; they always get you
everything you want, and are no more in earnest than
you are. Then they are always at hand to save
you ‘an infliction.’ I always said
I was engaged to Mr. Cottrell whenever I didn’t
want to dance with any one who claimed me, and if
I made him a pretty speech, he would always forgive
my throwing him over. My dear Laura,” continued
the young lady gravely, “an admirer of that
sort is worth a good half-dozen younger ones.
But tell me a little more about the Bloxams.”
“There is nothing much to tell,”
rejoined Laura. “The Squire is just what
you saw him a fresh, genial, and hospitable
country gentleman. Blanche is a dear unaffected
girl, a good horsewoman, and good at lawn tennis,
billiards, and all that sort of thing. Jim Bloxam
is what you see as gay, light-hearted,
and rattlepated a dragoon as any in the service; and
as for Lady Mary, she is very much better than you
give her credit for.”
“Whether the big house goes
or not makes a difference in our staff of partners,”
observed the younger Miss Chipchase sententiously.
“Let’s see: there’s Captain
Bloxam, Captain Braybrooke, and Mr. Sartoris all
most eligible, don’t you think so, Laura?
I wonder what this other man is like whom Blanche
talked about Lionel Beauchamp? he comes
to-night.”
“What, Lionel Beauchamp!”
exclaimed Sylla: “do you mean to say Lionel
Beauchamp is coming to the Grange?”
“So Blanche told me this afternoon;
why, do you know him?”
“Know him? yes, pretty much
in the same way you know Jim Bloxam. By the
way, do you call him ’Jim’?” (The
two girls nodded assent.) “Ah, I like to ask
about these things: proprieties differ in different
counties; it strikes me Fernshire is of the rigidly
decorous order.”
“Well,” laughed Miss Chipchase,
“it is past twelve; and if Todborough Rectory
is to keep its character, we must be off to bed and
listen no more to your Suffolk gabbling. It’s
well mamma is laid up with a cold, or we should have
been broomed off long ago.”
“Very well, Laura; in revenge
for that last aspersion I will tell you nothing whatever
more about Lionel Beauchamp. Only promise me
one thing: don’t let out that he and I
have known each other from childhood, please don’t.
I do so want to see Lady Mary’s face when she
hears me call him Lionel. I suspect she is inclined
to think me a very fast young woman. She shall!”
and with this ominous menace Miss Sylla danced upstairs
to bed. Lady Mary, when she found that she must
yield in the matter of the ball, was far too clever
a diplomatist not to give a most gracious assent.
She laughed, and vowed that she really thought a
set of Londoners like they all were would have looked
forward to quiet during the Easter holidays; but as
they preferred racket, well, racket be it to their
hearts’ content. Her duty towards her guests
as hostess was simply to promote the happiness of
the greater number. They would all go to Commonstone,
and it only remained now to settle the matter of transport.
The break would hold eight comfortably. If
Mr. and Mrs. Evesham with their daughters, Mr. and
Mrs. Sartoris, Mr. Cottrell, and the Squire would
go in that, then she, Blanche, and either Captain
Braybrooke or Mr. Beauchamp could go in the carriage,
and Jim could drive one gentleman over in the dog-cart.
Jim Bloxam knew that he had carried
his point sorely against his mother’s inclination;
but he had got his cue now, and resolved to second
all her arrangements loyally.
“All right, mother,” he
said, “that will do very well, you take Beauchamp
in the carriage, and Braybrooke can come in the cart
with me.”
Although the party generally cared
little about the manner of their going to the ball,
there was one exception, and this was Mr. Pansey Cottrell.
That gentleman was extremely fond of his own ease
and comfort, and when a hostess presumed to take him
out to a country ball, he did consider that she was
at least bound to find him a front seat in a most
comfortable carriage. “Breaks are all very
well,” quoth Mr. Cottrell, “for tough
country gentlemen; but I don’t expect to be carted
about as if I was a stag on Easter Monday.”
In short, although Pansey Cottrell could hardly have
been said to be seriously annoyed, yet he held Lady
Mary guilty of a want of consideration for a man of
his status in the fashionable world. To the
mischief inherent in his disposition, and which so
often led him to thwart the schemes of those about
him, was now added a mild feeling of resentment, not
amounting to anger, but a feeling that he owed it
to himself to mete out some slight punishment to his
hostess. “Yes,” he muttered, as he
arranged his white tie in the glass just before dinner,
“I think, Lady Mary, the chances are that I
shall contrive to make you a little uncomfortable
this evening. That Sylla Chipchase is as full
of devilry as she can be, and with a very pretty taste
for privateering besides. If I give her a hint
of your designs, I should think there is nothing she
would like better than to do a little bit of cutting-out
business, and temporarily capture Lionel Beauchamp
under the very guns of the fair Blanche; however,
I shall be guided by events. But there is one
thing, my lady, you may be sure I shall
not forget I was relegated to a break.”
When the ringers are not in accord
the result is wont to be
“Sweet bells jangled, out of tune.”
Upon arrival at Commonstone it became
at once evident that Lady Mary had shamefully libelled
the Easter ball. It was a mixed ball, certainly;
but by no means the tag, rag, and bobtail affair that
Lady Mary had stigmatized it. If there was a
sprinkling of the tradespeople and also of strangers,
there was also a large muster of all the best people
in Commonstone and its neighbourhood. The Rockcliffe
camp, too, had sent a strong contingent; and altogether,
with a good room and good music, there was every prospect,
as Jim Bloxam said, of a real good dance. That
the Misses Chipchase should meet the Grange party and
attach themselves to it was but natural. They
had always been encouraged to do so, and how were
they to know that the avatar of such an incarnation
of fun, spirits, and beauty as Sylla should have made
Lady Mary repent of former good-nature? However,
Jim showed the way with Mrs. Sartoris, and the whole
party were soon whirling away to the strains of the
“Zingari” valses.
“At last, Mrs. Sartoris,”
said Jim, “I taste the sweets of successful
diplomacy, and in the Commonstone terpsichorean temple
publicly acknowledge the valuable assistance you lent
me in the late great crisis.”
“I am very glad, Captain Bloxam,”
replied Mrs. Sartoris, laughing, “that my poor
exertions have been so fully recognized. I am
terribly afraid that Lady Mary has registered a black
mark against my name as a giddy and contumacious guest,
not to be lightly entertained for the future.”
“No,” replied Jim, “I
must stand up for my mother; she may fume a good deal
at the time, but she never bears malice. But
here comes one of my greatest allies, Dick Conyers;
I hope you will allow me to present him to you.”
Mrs. Sartoris bowed assent; the introduction
made, his name duly inscribed on the lady’s
tablets, and Captain Conyers exclaimed,
“Of course you are coming to
‘our athletics’ to-morrow? I know
cards have been duly sent to the Grange for
the matter of that, round the country generally.
There will be lunch all over the camp; but mind, I
expect you to patronize our mess in particular.
Mile races, half-mile races, quarter-mile races,
sack races, barrow races, in short, humanity
contending on its feet in every possible shape.”
“The very thing,” said
Jim, “after a ball; don’t you think so,
Mrs. Sartoris? Fresh air, amusement, gentle
exercise, and a little stimulant close at hand if
we feel low.”
“Ah, Mrs. Sartoris,” replied
Conyers, “and I really am a little low about
to-morrow. The best race of the day is a quarter-mile
race for the ‘All Army Cup.’ There
is a horribly conceited young Engineer of the name
of Montague who already regards it as his own property;
and saddest of all remains the fact that, notwithstanding
his crowing, he can run above a bit; we have nobody
in the camp with a chance of defeating him.”
“Why don’t you make Captain
Bloxam, here, run?” said Mrs. Sartoris.
“Why, you know,” she said, turning to Jim,
“that you beat all the men at the Orleans Club
a fortnight ago across the cricket-ground in that
impromptu handicap.”
“Of course,” replied Conyers;
“I never thought of that. I remember now
you won the quarter mile at Aldershot last year.
Capital! this race is open to the whole army, and
the entries don’t close till to-morrow.
I’ll stick your name down; and if ever you wish
to do me a turn, mind you cut Montague’s comb
for him to-morrow.”
“Well, I can only say,”
replied Jim, “I am good to have a shy, and will
do my best.”
Enthroned amongst the chaperons,
and keeping a watchful eye upon her flock, Lady Mary
so far views their proceedings with much complacency.
After two successive dances with Blanche, Lionel Beauchamp
has disappeared with that young lady, and though her
daughter is no longer under her eye, still Lady Mary
feels that events are marching in the right direction.
However, it seemed as if Miss Bloxam had retired into
the purlieus of the ball-room for the evening, and
though, under the circumstances of her disappearance,
Lady Mary felt no whit disturbed, about it, yet she
thought she should like a cup of tea, and asked Mr.
Sartoris to be her escort. But upon arrival at
the tea-room, her equanimity was destined to be somewhat
upset, for the first sight that met her eyes was Lionel
Beauchamp and Sylla Chipchase seated in one of the
corners, and apparently engaged in a tolerably pronounced
flirtation. Now, in the confusion of the greeting
between the Grange party and the rectory people, it
had quite escaped Lady Mary that Lionel Beauchamp
shook hands like an old acquaintance with Sylla.
She had, therefore, no idea that they had met before
this evening, and her dismay at finding Mr. Beauchamp
improving his opportunities with Miss Sylla, when
she had pictured him similarly engaged with Blanche,
may be easily imagined. However, crossing over
to the culprit, she observed, with a pleasant smile,
“Not half a bad ball, Mr. Beauchamp,
I think. I can only hope you find it so.
I really am quite glad I was persuaded into coming.
By the way, what have you done with Blanche?
She was dancing with you when I last saw her some
half-hour ago.”
“Oh, the room was so warm,”,
replied Lionel, “we came down here to get cool;
and then Mr. Cottrell and Miss Sylla joined us; and
then Cottrell told Miss Bloxam that it was his dance or
you wanted her or something, and
“Left me as a substitute,” interrupted
Sylla Chipchase.
“Ah, well,” said Lady
Mary, “if Mr. Cottrell is taking care of her,
Blanche is in good hands; I need not trouble myself
much about her.”
“You make a terrible mistake
there, Lady Mary,” said Sylla, in accents of
mock anguish. “Mr. Cottrell is one of the
most dangerous and inconstant of his sex. He
made most desperate love last year to me in Suffolk,
whispers pretty speeches into my ear the whole of this
evening, and then turns me over consigns
me, I believe, is the proper term to Mr.
Beauchamp as if I were a bale of calico!” And
the young lady assumed the prettiest attitude of most
pitiable resignation.
“I was quite right,” thought
Lady Mary, as she resumed her cavalier’s arm:
“it is as I thought; that girl is as practised
and brazen a flirt as ever crossed a poor woman’s
schemes. It was an ill wind that blew her into
Fernshire this Easter.”
“Come along, Lionel,”
said Sylla; “remember that here we must not call
each other by our Christian names. Fernshire
don’t understand that we have been brought up
together. In Suffolk it’s different; but
Fernshire will be putting it down as my habit to call
all gentlemen by their Christian names, and I certainly
don’t want that.”
“As you like, Syl I
mean, Miss Chipchase,” replied Lionel; and with
that they made their way to the ball-room, where Jim
Bloxam immediately claimed the young lady’s
hand.
In the course of their dance Jim told
his partner all about the programme for the morrow;
how it was arranged that they should all drive up
to the camp to lunch, look at the games, and either
walk or drive back as seemed good to then. Then
he confided to her how he was going to enter for the
“All Army Cup.” “Principally,”
continued Jim, “to oblige Dick Conyers, who
is so extremely anxious to see the conceit taken out
of a fellow in the Engineers called Montague.”
“And you,” said Sylla,
who manifested great interest in the affair, “are
you really a good runner?”
“Well, no, I can hardly say
that remember that is rather a big thing
to say; but I am a bit above the average, and have
beaten good fields upon three or four occasions.”
“I understand; and what chance
do you think you have with this Mr. Montague?
Recollect, I mean plunging in gloves unless you assure
me it is hopeless.”
“Well, if I thought it that,”
replied Jim, “I shouldn’t run, and that’s
about as much as I can say. I have never seen
Montague run, and I don’t think either of us
can possibly draw an estimate of the other’s
form; still, the best man in a camp like Rockcliffe
must be a pretty good amateur. I can only take
for my comfort that Aldershot is bigger, and I proved
myself the best man there over a similar distance last
year.”
“That’s good enough for
me. You must pardon my getting a little slangy,”
replied Sylla, laughing; “but, dear me! when
we come down to pedestrianism we can’t help
it. I like your friend Captain Conyers.
He is very anxious, you tell me, to see Mr. Montague’s
colours lowered.”
“Yes, I assure you he was quite
pathetic in his adjuration to me to do my utmost,”
rejoined Jim.
“Ah, well, we must hope he will
be gratified, and in spite of Punch’s
wicked comparison of the dismounted dragoon to the
goose on the turnpike-road, I shall hope to see the
camp champion go down before Todborough to-morrow.
But now tell me, how long have you known Lionel Beauchamp?”
“I met him this year in London for the first
time.”
“What do you think of him?”
“He is a very good fellow as
far as I can judge,” replied Jim; “very
quiet; but you know I have had no opportunity of seeing
much of him.”
“You never saw him ride, I suppose?”
“No, except in the Row. Does he hunt?”
“Oh, yes, he hunts in his own
county,” replied Sylla. “You never
saw him shoot, I suppose?”
“No, he doesn’t attend
Hurlingham; that is to say, I mean he doesn’t
go in for pigeons. But why all these questions,
Miss Sylla?”
“Never mind; that’s my
secret. You may be sure it is intended for your
good,” laughed his interrogator. “In
short, you never saw him ride, shoot, nor do any of
those things.”
“No,” rejoined Jim, much
amused; “I never saw him commit himself to rackets,
skating, billiards, or any of those things.”
“Ah,” rejoined Sylla,
“I was curious to see how much you knew about
him. And now I think I must go and join the rest
of them.”
Upon arriving at the part of the ball-room
in which Lady Mary had taken up her abode, they found
most of the elders of the party assembled, and the
expediency of a move homewards prominently under discussion.
“Ah, make room for me, please,”
exclaimed the vivacious young lady, “in that
corner next to you, Mr. Cottrell. You have neglected
me shamefully the whole of the evening, you know.
The sole admirer I can reckon on in all Fernshire,
an adorer privileged to say sweet things to me, and
whose bounden duty it is never to neglect an opportunity
of administering such sugarplums how dare
you treat me so? You abandon me in the tea-room,
leaving me to be picked up like any other derelict
by the passing stranger. Now, Mr. Cottrell, I
should just like to hear what you have got to say
in your defence.”
“Well, Miss Sylla,” rejoined
the accused, “I left you under very tolerable
protection, and Lady Mary had given me a hint to find
Miss Bloxam for her if I could.”
“I don’t believe a word
of it,” replied the young lady. “You
got rid of me, you know you did, because you felt
lazy and unequal to the exigencies of the situation.”
Of course Pansey Cottrell knew that
this was all fooling; but then, like many other middle-aged
gentlemen, he rather liked such fooling with a pretty
girl; in fact, was somewhat given to what may be designated
as fatherly flirtation.
“I don’t think I left
you quite so desolate as you make out. I should
imagine Beauchamp an eligible cavalier. He comes
from your county, so no doubt you know him.”
“Yes, Mr. Beauchamp and I have
foregathered before to-day.”
“Ah, it was provoking,”
continued Cottrell, “after all the pains I took
on your behalf, that Lady Mary, looking upon you as
one of her charges, should be so sternly determined
to do her duty by you as to penetrate the tea-room
and nip such a promising flirtation in the bud.”
“Yes,” said the girl musingly,
“I don’t think she was altogether pleased
at finding me there. Still, I can’t see
that Lady Mary’s duty extends to us just because
we have joined her party.”
“Can’t you really, Miss
Sylla?” replied Cottrell, with a twinkle in his
eye and a preternatural solemnity of manner that immediately
aroused the young lady’s attention. “Don’t
you know that one of the most important duties of
the governors of all communities is to see that the
right men are in the right place?”
“I don’t understand you,” said Sylla.
“To speak more plainly, then,
it is the duty of chaperons to see that the right
men don’t sit out with the wrong ladies.”
“Ah,” replied Sylla, her
eyes dancing with fun, “I think I begin to understand
you now. I was the wrong young lady.”
“Well,” said Cottrell,
“I am very much afraid you were. Do you
see now why I so basely deserted you and changed partners
with Beauchamp? You used to be quick enough
in abetting me in such pranks last winter.”
“I declare,” rejoined
Sylla, laughing, “you are the wickedest and most
amusing man I ever came across. You dare to tell
me that these Bloxam people have the audacity to come
poaching on our Suffolk preserves?”
“Oh, I don’t say that;
still, people are so unscrupulous now-a-days.
But I want your help in another little bit of mischief.”
“What is it?” rejoined
the young lady, with an animation which promised ready
assent.
“Do you know Beauchamp well enough to ask him
to dance?”
“Yes, certainly; only don’t you let them
know it at the Grange.”
“Not I. The carriages have
just been sent for; make him dance with you, and take
him out of the way when I signal to you. He came
here with Lady Mary and Miss Bloxam in the carriage.
When he is not to be found, I shall volunteer to
take his place, leaving him to follow and take mine
in the break; and shall take care that the fact of
his being left dancing with you does not escape Lady
Mary’s attention.”
“Go across and tell Mr. Beauchamp
I want him,” said Sylla. “I’ll
take care he is out of the way when wanted.”
This little conspiracy was crowned
with success; and when the carriage was announced,
Lionel Beauchamp was nowhere to be seen.
“It’s nonsense waiting
for him, Lady Mary,” said Mr. Cottrell.
“As Miss Bloxam is not dancing, you had better
be off at once; I will come with you, and Beauchamp
can take my place in the break. What has become
of him and Sylla Chipchase, goodness only knows!”
There was nothing for it but to submit
to circumstances; and, with a feeling of no little
asperity towards that “flirting Suffolk girl,”
Lady Mary drove home to Todborough.