The Mares on the borders of
which these scenes of strife and carnage take place,
are found by the morning sun surrounded by a crimson
circle, and all the horrid details of the battle-field proof
that the weak have been slaughtered and overcome by
the strong; a humiliating sight! for the desolation
created by the bad passions of man is far too like
it. Sometimes these Mares are from two
to three hundred feet in circumference, and these
may be truly termed the diamonds of the forest.
The Mare N., fed by small but always flowing
springs, is full, when others are dried up, and is
frequented by troops of animals, savage and meek,
which thirst and heat drive there from all points of
the compass. These Mares, but little known,
few in number, much sought after become,
more especially at the period of the dog-days, very
difficult to find. Considered always as the property
of the first comer, the poacher, who is better acquainted
than any other sportsman with the localities in which
they are to be found, generally takes up his quarters
near them late at night, and installs himself; sleeps
there, sups there, and, determined not to leave it
under any pretext, laughs in the face of the unfortunate
wight who arrives after him, in the happy delusion
that he has anticipated every one else. For it
is a forest law, and acknowledged by all, that two
sportsmen cannot, without disturbing one another,
sit down at the same Mare; possession is in
this not only nine but ten points of the law; and,
if a mere lad, with a fowling-piece, happens to place
himself first on its banks, no giant seven feet high
would think of using his superior strength to expel
him.
Such is the law such is
the custom to act in defiance of it would
expose the culprit to the chance of receiving a charge
of N in his jacket; and as each Mare has
its wooden hut, in successive summers, constructed
by you, embellished by me, knocked in, cut about, injured
by some one else, and repaired by all the
first man who puts the stock of his gun on the floor
of the cabin becomes immediately and incontestibly
the lucky proprietor of it for that night.
And how shall I explain to you the
thousand cunning tricks, the diabolical, the ingenious
finesses, the Philipistic and Machiavellian diplomacy,
which sportsmen employ one towards the other to obtain
possession? Two friends, for instance, meet by
accident on the same road; with what perfect and impudent
lies do they entertain each other! with
what gusto do they try and take one another in! what
cheating doubts do they not mutually endeavour to raise,
in their desire to induce each other to take the wrong
road! With the effrontery of a diplomate,
with the assurance of a secretary of legation, one
affirms, his hand on his heart, and looking towards
heaven, that he is going to the left, when it is his
positive intention, well-considered beforehand, to
go to the right. No, France and England, Bresson
and Bulwer, playing their game of chess of the Spanish
marriages on the green cloth of political rascality, never
said anything comparable to the devices of these lying
chevaliers of the forest.
Everything is permitted every
stratagem is fair, so long as either is endeavouring
to triumph over his adversary; and then, when they
have gone so far as to be able to wish one another
good afternoon, and each has convinced himself that
he has put the other on the wrong road that,
thank the stars, his rival is off, that he is far off,
that he cannot see him what haste! what
strides and leaps to get speedily to the spot, and
make himself safe! The running of the celebrated
Greek, who, with his breast laid open by a ghastly
wound, ran eighty miles in ten hours to announce to
the impatient Athenians the victory of Marathon, was
the pace of a tortoise compared with the demon-racing
of these chasseurs.
And, after all this anxiety and rapid
locomotion, after turning and winding in
and out of the wood, and round the wood to avoid the
open across the brook to avoid the bridge through
the brambles and thick underwood to avoid the open
path when you think you have cheated, or,
at any rate, distanced your enemy, when
you perceive in front of you the object of your hopes, the
well-known and much-desired hut which seems to invite
you to repose after your long day’s walk why,
at that interesting moment, even your own, your very
own brother would be a veritable Bedouin in your eyes,
a man to be put out of the way any how, if he attempted
to stop you.
At such a crisis, if a real sportsman
were to hear that his house was on fire, that his
banker was off to America, taking with him his wife
and his money, he would not, I say, in such a moment
turn his head round to see which way they went; Imagine,
then, when in order to succeed you have made yourself
out a cheat of the first water, and employed every
possible subterfuge, conceive what would
be the extent of your anger and indignation, what
your disgust, when on arriving at your coveted
Mare, at your oasis, at your paradise, at the
spot for which you have toiled and invented such lies,
to find the hut occupied!
Sometimes you may find in the possessor
a chasseur, who likes to amuse himself at your
expense, a jocose fellow, who, hearing you
at a distance working your way through the underwood,
and seeing you through the leaves advancing with eager
and rapid steps to the spot, conceals himself behind
the entrance, and as you are just on the point of
entering the hut, your foot just on the step, the droll
sportsman puts his ugly head out of the window, as
a yellow tortoise would his out of his shell, asking
you, in most polite terms, what o’clock it is;
or if it should chance to be raining a deluge at the
time, remark in compassionate accents, “Why,
sir, you seem rather damp!”
Job was never so unfortunate as to
arrive at a Mare already occupied; had he done
so, it is not by any means clear to me that he would
have been able to contain his wrath. For my own
part, I have frequently been beside myself with vexation,
and on one occasion was very nearly having a quarrel
to the death with my best friend. We had accidentally
met in the forest, as described, and had deceived
each other, as two Greeks of Pera would, when making
a bargain. After our rencontre, my friend
went to the right, I to the left; he on the sly, turning
and twisting by footpath and wood to conceal himself
from observation; I, on the contrary, went directly
to the spot, and striding away as fast as I could
go, arrived at the Mare about three minutes
before him, scarlet and streaming with exertion, and
quite out of breath. My friend who was equally
heated, but, in addition, disappointed and in a furious
rage, addressed me in most insulting language, declaring
between the hiccup, which his want of breath and want
of coolness had produced, that I was a Jesuit, a hypocrite;
and many other affectionate epithets did he apply
to me with the utmost volubility.
If I had not been the fortunate occupant
of the hut, which gratifying fact was as honey to
my lips and oil to my bones, and had a most soothing
influence on my temper, I should naturally have revolted
at such conduct; but this constrained me, and I remained
perfectly quiet, determined to allow my lungs to regain
their composure before I replied. Seeing this,
his rage increased tenfold, and he proposed a duel
with our fowling-pieces, hunting-knives, or two large
sticks; he offered me, also, an aquatic duel of a
most novel character, namely, for both of
us to undress and endeavour to drown each other in
the Mare! In short, he continued for at
least a quarter of an hour to rave and rail without
ceasing.
But of all this abuse I took not the
slightest notice, remaining perfectly calm, sitting
in my hut like Solomon on his throne, and fanning
my heated countenance with the brim of my broad hat,
as if I had been in a glass-house. It is true
I laughed in my sleeve, looked vacantly at the blue
heavens, and whistled the chorus or snatches of a
hunting song. Finding therefore, it was impossible
to move me, my adversary finished by getting tired
of roaring and abusing; and having rubbed the perspiration
from his distorted face with a force which seemed
as if he would rub his nose off, he turned on his heel
with the grace of a wild boar that had received a
brace of balls in his haunches, looking
me fiercely in the face, and pouring forth as a last
broadside, a dozen of oaths in the true argot
style, which seemed to dry up the very plants near
him, and silenced the frogs that were croaking in
the Mare.
Such, however, is the force of habit
and of this rule; and so truly does every one feel
that on the strict observance of it depends the tranquillity
of all, that the law of first possession is never violated;
although it is but simply acknowledged by the justice
and good sense of every sportsman, it is quite as
well established in their manners and customs as if
it were written on tables of iron. The consequence
is, that however enraged a person may be, he sees,
and generally at the outset, that his best course
is to give way; he may fume and strut, look big and
villify, but he bows his head and is off with as embarrassed
a face as yours, gentle reader, would certainly be,
if a friend whom you knew to be ruined came and asked
you to lend him twenty thousand francs.
But also, by St. Hubert, if you remain
the lord and master of this Mare, how your
heart leaps, how all fatigue is forgotten! and when
the twilight approaches, what a fever there is in
your veins! what anxiety! I have heard
of the delirious and suffocating emotions of a lover
waiting for his mistress at the rendezvous. Fiddlesticks!
I say, gruel and iced-water. The most volcanic
Romeo that ever penned a letter or scaled a wall,
is to the sportsman waiting amidst the howling storm
on a dark night for the wolves, what a cup of cream
is to a bottle of vitriol. As for myself, I would
give, yes, ladies, I am wolf enough to
say, that I would willingly give up the
delightful emotions of ninety rendezvous, with the
loveliest women in the world, black or white, for
twelve with a boar or a wolf. In return for this
bad taste, I shall probably be devoured some day or
other, a fate no doubt duly merited.
I will suppose, therefore, that the
sportsman is squatting quietly in his hut, like a
serpent in a bush. With what ardour and nervous
anxiety does he not await the propitious and long-expected
hour! He throws open the ivory doors of his castle
in the air, his hopes are multiplied a
thousandfold. What shall I shoot? what
shall I not shoot? Will it be a she-wolf, or
a roebuck? No, I prefer a boar. Will he be
a large one? But if by chance I should kill a
sow? what a capital affair that would be;
the young ones never leave their mother; perhaps I
should bag three or four, perhaps the whole
fare. But then, how shall I carry them off?
Perhaps the wolves will save me the difficulty of contriving
that, and dispute my title to them, perhaps
they will attack me, eat me, the sow, the pigs, and
my sealskin cap.
How, I beseech you, is the following
monologue to stand comparison with the fierce
excitement of such anticipations? Will she come
this evening, the darling will my sweetest
be able to come? shall I be blessed with
one kiss? shall it be on the left cheek
or the right, or shall I press her lips to mine?
Bah! there can be no comparison in the hunter’s
mind; and then you barricade yourself in your hut as
evening approaches, strengthen the weak points, study
the best positions, look to your arms; the day seems
as if it would never close, nothing is
left for you to do but to muse in the interval, and
think of the poor maudlin lovers, who at this very
hour are squatting under a wall like so many young
apes; or of him who, half concealed, stands on the
watch at the angle of a dirty street, waiting with
a fluttering heart the arrival of some sentimental
little chit of a girl, who is nevertheless coquette
enough to keep him waiting for half an hour. And
again, with what disdain and contempt you regard such
birds as pigeons, turtle-doves, buzzards, wild duck,
and teal; hares and foxes, too, which make their appearance
from time to time, to kill these never enters
your head.
What, not the fox, with his splendid bushy tail?
Why what do you take me for, good
reader? what can I possibly want with that? I,
who am about to knock over two roebucks and three wolves?
Peace, peace, my friends; skip and skuttle about, young
rabbits; nibble away, middle-aged hares, don’t
put yourselves the least out of the way, you won’t
have any of my powder. Besides, to fire would
be very imprudent, and to a great extent compromise
the sport; for at this period the sun is sinking,
the shadows are slowly lengthening, the roebuck are
on their way, and the she wolf in the neighbouring
thicket is raising her head and listening for the
sounds which indicate that her prey is not far off.
And you listen also to catch the slightest noise that
comes on the wind, for each and all are
a vocabulary to the huntsman, a gust of
wind, the note of a bird disturbed, a weasel running
across the path, a squirrel gnawing the bark, a breaking
branch, startles you, circulates your blood, and puts
you anxiously alive to what may follow. Everything
that surrounds you at this still tour of twilight
courts your attention, the waving branches
speak to you, the hazel thicket, bending
to the weight of some advancing animal, puts you on
your guard; the heart beats, not for the rustling of
a silk gown, nor for the hurried footfall of woman
treading with fairy lightness on the fallen leaves.
The syren voice is not about to whisper softly in your
ear, “Are you there, violet of my heart!”
nor are you about to reply, “Angelic being,
moss-rose of my soul, let me press your sweet lips?”
What you are waiting for are the wild beasts of the
forest, you are listening for their distant
and subdued tones, their bounding spring, their near
approach, their bodies as a mark for your rifle, their
yells, and cries, and death agony for your triumph.
Then the inexplicable charms of danger
excite the sportsman’s feelings; his physical
faculties, like those of the Indian, are doubled; he
grasps his rifle with a firmer clutch, and looks down
the blade of his hunting-knife with anxiety and yet
with satisfaction. It grows dark, but his eyes
pierce the gloom his life is at stake, but
he forgets that it is so; for the love of the chase,
the wild pleasures of the huntsman, have taken possession
of his soul. Breathless, his heart thumping against
his chest, as if it would break its bounds, he listens,
the cloudy curtain rises, and with it the moon; the
roebucks are heard in the distance, then the stealthy
steps of the wolves, afterwards the rush of the boar:
and now, gentlemen, the tragedy is about to commence choose
your victims.