New Austin spaceport was a huge place,
a good fifty miles outside the city. As we descended,
I could see that it was laid out like a wheel, with
the landings and the blast-off stands around the hub,
and high buildings packing houses and refrigeration
plants along the many spokes. It showed
a technological level quite out of keeping with the
accounts I had read, or the stories Hoddy had told,
about the simple ranch life of the planet. Might
be foreign capital invested there, and I made a mental
note to find out whose.
On the other hand, Old Texas, on Terra,
had been heavily industrialized; so much so that the
state itself could handle the gigantic project of
building enough spaceships to move almost the whole
population into space.
Then the landing-field was rushing
up at us, with the nearer ends of the roadways and
streets drawing close and the far ends lengthening
out away from us. The other lighter was already
down, and I could see a crowd around it.
There was a crowd waiting for us when
we got out and went down the escalators to the ground,
and as I had expected, a special group of men waiting
for me. They were headed by a tall, slender individual
in the short black Eisenhower jacket, gray-striped
trousers and black homburg that was the uniform of
the Diplomatic Service, alias the Cookie Pushers.
Over their heads at the other rocket-boat,
I could see the gold-gleaming head of the girl I’d
met on the ship.
I tried to push through the crowd
and get to her. As I did, the Cookie Pusher got
in my way.
“Mr. Silk! Mr. Ambassador!
Here we are!” he was clamoring. “The
car for the Embassy is right over here!” He
clutched my elbow. “You have no idea how
glad we all are to see you, Mr. Ambassador!”
“Yes, yes; of course. Now,
there’s somebody over there I have to see, at
once.” I tried to pull myself loose from
his grasp.
Across the concrete between the two
lighters, I could see the girl push out of the crowd
around her and wave a hand to me. I tried to yell
to her; but just then another lighter, loaded with
freight, started to lift out at another nearby stand,
with the roar of half a dozen Niagaras. The thin
man in the striped trousers added to the uproar by
shouting into my ear and pulling at me.
“We haven’t time!”
he finally managed to make himself heard. “We’re
dreadfully late now, sir! You must come with us.”
Hoddy, too, had caught hold of me by the other arm.
“Come on, boss. There’s
gotta be some reason why he’s got himself in
an uproar about whatever it is. You’ll
see her again.”
Then, the whole gang Hoddy,
the thin man with the black homburg, his younger accomplice
in identical garb, and the chauffeur all
closed in on me and pushed me, pulled me, half-carried
me, fifty yards across the concrete to where their
air-car was parked. By this time, the tall blond
had gotten clear of the mob around her and was waving
frantically at me. I tried to wave back, but
I was literally crammed into the car and flung down
on the seat. At the same time, the chauffeur was
jumping in, extending the car’s wings, jetting
up.
“Great God!” I bellowed.
“This is the damnedest piece of impudence I’ve
ever had to suffer from any subordinates in my whole
State Department experience! I want an explanation
out of you, and it’d better be a good one!”
There was a deafening silence in the
car for a moment. The thin man moved himself
off my lap, then sat there looking at me with the
heartbroken eyes of a friendly dog that had just been
kicked for something which wasn’t really its
fault.
“Mr. Ambassador, you can’t
imagine how sorry we all are, but if we hadn’t
gotten you away from the spaceport and to the Embassy
at once, we would all have been much sorrier.”
“Somebody here gunnin’
for the Ambassador?” Hoddy demanded sharply.
“Oh, no! I hadn’t
even thought of that,” the thin man almost gibbered.
“But your presence at the Embassy is of immediate
and urgent necessity. You have no idea of the
state into which things have gotten.... Oh, pardon
me, Mr. Ambassador. I am Gilbert W. Thrombley,
your charge d’affaires.” I shook
hands with him. “And Mr. Benito Gomez, the
Secretary of the Embassy.” I shook hands
with him, too, and started to introduce Mr. Hoddy
Ringo.
Hoddy, however, had turned to look
out the rear window; immediately, he gave a yelp.
“We got a tail, boss! Two of them!
Look back there!”
There were two black eight-passenger
aircars, of the same model, whizzing after us, making
an obvious effort to overtake us. The chauffeur
cursed and fired his auxiliary jets, then his rocket-booster.
Immediately, black rocket-fuel puffs
shot away from the pursuing aircars.
Hoddy turned in his seat, cranked
open a porthole-slit in the window, and poked one
of his eleven-mm’s out, letting the whole clip
go. Thrombley and Gomez slid down onto the floor,
and both began trying to drag me down with them, imploring
me not to expose myself.
As far as I could see, there was nothing
to expose myself to. The other cars kept coming,
but neither of them were firing at us. There was
also no indication that Hoddy’s salvo had had
any effect on them. Our chauffeur went into a
perfect frenzy of twisting and dodging, at the same
time using his radiophone to tell somebody to get the
goddamn gate open in a hurry. I saw the blue
skies and green plains of New Texas replacing one
another above, under, in front of and behind us.
Then the car set down on a broad stretch of concrete,
the wings were retracted, and we went whizzing down
a city street.
We whizzed down a number of streets.
We cut corners on two wheels, and on one wheel, and,
I was prepared to swear, on no wheels. A couple
of times, with the wings retracted, we actually jetted
into the air and jumped over vehicles in front of
us, landing again with bone-shaking jolts. Then
we made an abrupt turn and shot in under a concrete
arch, and a big door banged shut behind us, and we
stopped, in the middle of a wide patio, the front
of the car a few inches short of a fountain. Four
or five people, in diplomatic striped trousers, local
dress and the uniform of the Space Marines, came running
over.
Thrombley pulled himself erect and
half-climbed, half-fell, out of the car. Gomez
got out on the other side with Hoddy; I climbed out
after Thrombley.
A tall, sandy-haired man in the uniform
of the Space Navy came over.
“What the devil’s the
matter, Thrombley?” he demanded. Then, seeing
me, he gave me as much of a salute as a naval officer
will ever bestow on anybody in civilian clothes.
“Mr. Silk?” He looked
at my costume and the pistols on my belt in well-bred
concealment of surprise. “I’m your
military attache, Stonehenge; Space-Commander, Space
Navy.”
I noticed that Hoddy’s ears
had pricked up, but he wasn’t making any effort
to attract Stonehenge’s attention. I shook
hands with him, introduced Hoddy, and offered my cigarette
case around.
“You seem to have had a hectic
trip from the spaceport, Mr. Ambassador. What
happened?”
Thrombley began accusing our driver
of trying to murder the lot of us. Hoddy brushed
him aside and explained:
“Just after we’d took
off, two other cars took off after us. We speeded
up, and they speeded up, too. Then your fly-boy,
here, got fancy. That shook ’em off.
Time we got into the city, we’d dropped them.
Nice job of driving. Probably saved our lives.”
“Shucks, that wasn’t nothin’,”
the driver disclaimed. “When you drive
for politicians, you’re either good or you’re
good and dead.”
“I’m surprised they started
so soon,” Stonehenge said. Then he looked
around at my fellow-passengers, who seemed to have
realized, by now, that they were no longer dangling
by their fingernails over the brink of the grave.
“But gentlemen, let’s not keep the Ambassador
standing out here in the hot sun.”
So we went over the arches at the
side of the patio, and were about to sit down when
one of the Embassy servants came up, followed by a
man in a loose vest and blue Levis and a big hat.
He had a pair of automatics in his belt, too.
“I’m Captain Nelson; New
Texas Rangers,” he introduced himself. “Which
one of you-all is Mr. Stephen Silk?”
I admitted it.
The Ranger pushed back his wide hat and grinned at
me.
“I just can’t figure this
out,” he said. “You’re in the
right place and the right company, but we got a report,
from a mighty good source, that you’d been kidnapped
at the spaceport by a gang of thugs!”
“A blond source?” I made
curving motions with my hands. “I don’t
blame her. My efficient and conscientious charge
d’affaires, Mr. Thrombley, felt that I should
reach the Embassy, here, as soon as possible, and
from where she was standing, it must have looked like
a kidnapping. Fact is, it looked like one from
where I was standing, too. Was that you and your
people who were chasing us? Then I must apologize
for opening fire on you ... I hope nobody was
hurt.”
“No, our cars are pretty well
armored. You scored a couple of times on one
of them, but no harm done. I reckon after what
happened to Silas Cumshaw, you had a right to be suspicious.”
I noticed that refreshments, including
several bottles, had been placed on a big wicker table
under the arched veranda.
“Can I offer you a drink, Captain,
in token of mutual amity?” I asked.
“Well, now, I’d like to,
Mr. Ambassador, but I’m on duty ...” he
began.
“You can’t be. You’re
an officer of the Planetary Government of New Texas,
and in this Embassy, you’re in the territory
of the Solar League.”
“That’s right, now, Mr.
Ambassador,” he grinned. “Extraterritoriality.
Wonderful thing, extraterritoriality.” He
looked at Hoddy, who, for the first time since I had
met him, was trying to shrink into the background.
“And diplomatic immunity, too. Ain’t
it, Hoddy?”
After he had had his drink and departed,
we all sat down. Thrombley began speaking almost
at once.
“Mr. Ambassador, you must, you
simply must, issue a public statement, immediately,
sir. Only a public statement, issued promptly,
will relieve the crisis into which we have all been
thrust.”
“Oh, come, Mr. Thrombley,”
I objected. “Captain Nelson’ll take
care of all that in his report to his superiors.”
Thrombley looked at me for a moment
as though I had been speaking to him in Hottentot,
then waved his hands in polite exasperation.
“Oh, no, no! I don’t
mean that, sir. I mean a public statement to the
effect that you have assumed full responsibility for
the Embassy. Where is that thing? Mr. Gomez!”
Gomez gave him four or five sheets,
stapled together. He laid them on the table,
turned to the last sheet, and whipped out a pen.
“Here, sir; just sign here.”
“Are you crazy?” I demanded.
“I’ll be damned if I’ll sign that.
Not till I’ve taken an inventory of the physical
property of the Embassy, and familiarized myself with
all its commitments, and had the books audited by
some firm of certified public accountants.”
Thrombley and Gomez looked at one
another. They both groaned.
“But we must have a statement
of assumption of responsibility ...” Gomez
dithered.
“... or the business of the
Embassy will be at a dead stop, and we can’t
do anything,” Thrombley finished.
“Wait a moment, Thrombley,”
Stonehenge cut in. “I understand Mr. Silk’s
attitude. I’ve taken command of a good many
ships and installations, at one time or another, and
I’ve never signed for anything I couldn’t
see and feel and count. I know men who retired
as brigadier generals or vice-admirals, but they retired
loaded with debts incurred because as second lieutenants
or ensigns they forgot that simple rule.”
He turned to me. “Without
any disrespect to the charge d’affaires, Mr.
Silk, this Embassy has been pretty badly disorganized
since Mr. Cumshaw’s death. No one felt
authorized, or, to put it more accurately, no one
dared, to declare himself acting head of the Embassy ”
“Because that would make him
the next target?” I interrupted. “Well,
that’s what I was sent here for. Mr. Gomez,
as Secretary of the Embassy, will you please, at once,
prepare a statement for the press and telecast release
to the effect that I am now the authorized head of
this Embassy, responsible from this hour for all its
future policies and all its present commitments insofar
as they obligate the government of the Solar League.
Get that out at once. Tomorrow, I will present
my credentials to the Secretary of State here.
Thereafter, Mr. Thrombley, you can rest in the assurance
that I’ll be the one they’ll be shooting
at.”
“But you can’t wait that
long, Mr. Ambassador,” Thrombley almost wailed.
“We must go immediately to the Statehouse.
The reception for you is already going on.”
I looked at my watch, which had been
regulated aboard ship for Capella IV time. It
was just 1315.
“What time do they hold diplomatic
receptions on this planet, Mr. Thrombley?” I
asked.
“Oh, any time at all, sir.
This one started about 0900 when the news that the
ship was in orbit off-planet got in. It’ll
be a barbecue, of course, and ”
“Barbecued supercow! Yipeee!”
Hoddy yelled. “What I been waitin’
for for five years!”
It would be the vilest cruelty not
to take him along, I thought. And it would also
keep him and Stonehenge apart for a while.
“But we must hurry, Mr. Ambassador,”
Thrombley was saying. “If you will change,
now, to formal dress ...”
And he was looking at me, gasping.
I think it was the first time he had actually seen
what I was wearing.
“In native dress, Mr. Ambassador!”
Thrombley’s eyes and tone were
again those of an innocent spaniel caught in the middle
of a marital argument.
Then his gaze fell to my belt and
his eyes became saucers. “Oh, dear!
And armed!”
My charge d’affaires was shuddering
and he could not look directly at me.
“Mr. Ambassador, I understand
that you were recently appointed from the Consular
Service. I sincerely hope that you will not take
it amiss if I point out, here in private, that ”
“Mr. Thrombley, I am wearing
this costume and these pistols on the direct order
of Secretary of State Ghopal Singh.”
That set him back on his heels.
“I ... I can’t believe
it!” he exclaimed. “An ambassador
is never armed.”
“Not when he’s dealing
with a government which respects the comity of nations
and the usages of diplomatic practice, no,” I
replied. “But the fate of Mr. Cumshaw clearly
indicates that the government of New Texas is not
such a government. These pistols are in the nature
of a not-too-subtle hint of the manner in which this
government, here, is being regarded by the government
of the Solar League.” I turned to Stonehenge.
“Commander, what sort of an Embassy guard have
we?” I asked.
“Space Marines, sergeant and
five men. I double as guard officer, sir.”
“Very well. Mr. Thrombley
insists that it is necessary for me to go to this
fish-fry or whatever it is immediately. I want
two men, a driver and an auto-rifleman, for my car.
And from now on, I would suggest, Commander, that
you wear your sidearm at all times outside the Embassy.”
“Yes, sir!” and this time,
Stonehenge gave me a real salute.
“Well, I must phone the Statehouse,
then,” Thrombley said. “We will have
to call on Secretary of State Palme, and then on President
Hutchinson.”
With that, he got up, excused himself,
motioned Gomez to follow, and hurried away.
I got up, too, and motioned Stonehenge aside.
“Aboard ship, coming in, I was
told that there’s a task force of the Space
Navy on maneuvers about five light-years from here,”
I said.
“Yes, sir. Task Force Red-Blue-Green,
Fifth Space Fleet. Fleet Admiral Sir Rodney Tregaskis.”
“Can we get hold of a fast space-boat,
with hyperdrive engines, in a hurry?”
“Eight or ten of them always
around New Austin spaceport, available for charter.”
“All right; charter one and
get out to that fleet. Tell Admiral Tregaskis
that the Ambassador at New Austin feels in need of
protection; possibility of z’Srauff invasion.
I’ll give you written orders. I want the
Fleet within radio call. How far out would that
be, with our facilities?”
“The Embassy radio isn’t
reliable beyond about sixty light-minutes, sir.”
“Then tell Sir Rodney to bring
his fleet in that close. The invasion, if it
comes, will probably not come from the direction of
the z’Srauff star-cluster; they’ll probably
jump past us and move in from the other side.
I hope you don’t think I’m having nightmares,
Commander. Danger of a z’Srauff invasion
was pointed out to me by persons on the very highest
level, on Luna.”
Stonehenge nodded. “I’m
always having the same kind of nightmares, sir.
Especially since this special envoy arrived here, ostensibly
to negotiate a meteor-mining treaty.” He
hesitated for a moment. “We don’t
want the New Texans to know, of course, that you’ve
sent for the fleet?”
“Naturally not.”
“Well, if I can wait till about
midnight before I leave, I can get a boat owned, manned
and operated by Solar League people. The boat’s
a dreadful-looking old tub, but she’s sound
and fast. The gang who own her are pretty notorious
characters suspected of smuggling, piracy,
and what not but they’ll keep their
mouths shut if well paid.”
“Then pay them well,”
I said. “And it’s just as well you’re
not leaving at once. When I get back from this
clambake, I’ll want to have a general informal
council, and I certainly want you in on it.”
On the way to the Statehouse in the
aircar, I kept wondering just how smart I had been.
I was pretty sure that the z’Srauff
was getting ready for a sneak attack on New Texas,
and, as Solar League Ambassador, I of course had the
right to call on the Space Navy for any amount of
armed protection.
Sending Stonehenge off on what couldn’t
be less than an eighteen-hour trip would delay anything
he and Hoddy might be cooking up, too.
On the other hand, with the fleet
so near, they might decide to have me rubbed out in
a hurry, to justify seizing the planet ahead of the
z’Srauff.
I was in that pleasant spot called,
“Damned if you do and damned if you don’t....”