It was early evening before we finally
managed to get away from the barbecue. Thrombley
had called the Embassy and told them not to wait dinner
for us, so the staff had finished eating and were relaxing
in the patio when our car came in through the street
gate. Stonehenge and another man came over to
meet us as we got out a man I hadn’t
met before.
He was a little fellow, half-Latin,
half-Oriental; in New Texas costume and wearing a
pair of pistols like mine, in State Department Special
Services holsters. He didn’t look like a
Dumbarton Oaks product: I thought he was more
likely an alumnus of some private detective agency.
“Mr. Francisco Parros, our Intelligence
man,” Stonehenge introduced him.
“Sorry I wasn’t here when
you arrived, Mr. Silk,” Parros said. “Out
checking on some things. But I saw that bit of
shooting, on the telecast screen in a bar over town.
You know, there was a camera right over the bandstand
that caught the whole thing you and Miss
Hickock coming toward the President and his party,
Miss Hickock running forward to her father, the waiter
going up behind Hutchinson with the knife, and then
that beautiful draw and snap shot. They ran it
again a couple of times on the half-hourly newscast.
Everybody in New Austin, maybe on New Texas, is talking
about it, now.”
“Yes, indeed, sir,” Gomez,
the Embassy Secretary, said, joining us. “You’ve
made yourself more popular in the eight hours since
you landed than poor Mr. Cumshaw had been able to
do in the ten years he spent here. But, I’m
afraid, sir, you’ve given me a good deal of work,
answering your fan-mail.”
We went over and sat down at one of
the big tables under the arches at the side of the
patio.
“Well, that’s all to the
good,” I said. “I’m going to
need a lot of local good will, in the next few weeks.
No thanks, Mr. Parros,” I added, as the Intelligence
man picked up a bottle and made to pour for me.
“I’ve been practically swimming in superbourbon
all afternoon. A little black coffee, if you
don’t mind. And now, gentlemen, if you’ll
all be seated, we’ll see what has to be done.”
“A council of war, in effect,
Mr. Ambassador?” Stonehenge inquired.
“Let’s call it a council
to estimate the situation. But I’ll have
to find out from you first exactly what the situation
here is.”
Thrombley stirred uneasily. “But
sir, I confess that I don’t understand.
Your briefing on Luna....”
“Was practically nonexistent.
I had a total of six hours to get aboard ship, from
the moment I was notified that I had been appointed
to this Embassy.”
“Incredible!” Thrombley murmured.
I wondered what he’d say if
I told him that I thought it was deliberate.
“Naturally, I spent some time
on the ship reading up on this planet, but I know
practically nothing about what’s been going on
here in, say, the last year. And all I know about
the death of Mr. Cumshaw is that he is said to have
been killed by three brothers named Bonney.”
“So you’ll want just about
everything, Mr. Silk,” Thrombley said.
“Really, I don’t know where to begin.”
“Start with why and how Mr.
Cumshaw was killed. The rest, I believe, will
key into that.”
So they began; Thrombley, Stonehenge
and Parros doing the talking. It came to this:
Ever since we had first established
an Embassy on New Texas, the goal of our diplomacy
on this planet had been to secure it into the Solar
League. And it was a goal which seemed very little
closer to realization now than it had been twenty-three
years before.
“You must know, by now, what
politics on this planet are like, Mr. Silk,”
Thrombley said.
“I have an idea. One Ambassador
gone native, another gone crazy, the third killed
himself, the fourth murdered.”
“Yes, indeed. I’ve been here fifteen
years, myself....”
“That’s entirely too long
for anybody to be stationed in this place,” I
told him. “If I’m not murdered, myself,
in the next couple of weeks, I’m going to see
that you and any other member of this staff who’s
been here over ten years are rotated home for a tour
of duty at Department Headquarters.”
“Oh, would you, Mr. Silk? I would be so
happy....”
Thrombley wasn’t much in the
way of an ally, but at least he had a sound, selfish
motive for helping me stay alive. I assured him
I would get him sent back to Luna, and then went on
with the discussion.
Up until six months ago, Silas Cumshaw
had modeled himself after the typical New Texas politician.
He had always worn at least two faces, and had always
managed to place himself on every side of every issue
at once. Nothing he ever said could possibly
be construed as controversial. Naturally, the
cause of New Texan annexation to the Solar League had
made no progress whatever.
Then, one evening, at a banquet, he
had executed a complete 180-degree turn, delivering
a speech in which he proclaimed that union with the
Solar League was the only possible way in which New
Texans could retain even a vestige of local sovereignty.
He had talked about an invasion as though the enemy’s
ships were already coming out of hyperspace, and had
named the invader, calling the z’Srauff “our
common enemy.” The z’Srauff Ambassador,
also present, had immediately gotten up and stalked
out, amid a derisive chorus of barking and baying
from the New Texans. The New Texans were first
shocked and then wildly delighted; they had been so
used to hearing nothing but inanitiés and high-order
abstractions from their public figures that the Solar
League Ambassador had become a hero overnight.
“Sounds as though there is a
really strong sentiment at what used to be called
the grass-roots level in favor of annexation,”
I commented.
“There is,” Parros told
me. “Of course, there is a very strong
isolationist, anti-annexation, sentiment, too.
The sentiment in favor of annexation is based on the
point Mr. Cumshaw made the danger of conquest
by the z’Srauff. Against that, of course,
there is fear of higher taxes, fear of loss of local
sovereignty, fear of abrogation of local customs and
institutions, and chauvinistic pride.”
“We can deal with some of that
by furnishing guarantees of local self-government;
the emotional objections can be met by convincing them
that we need the great planet of New Texas to add glory
and luster to the Solar League,” I said.
“You think, then, that Mr. Cumshaw was assassinated
by opponents of annexation?”
“Of course, sir,” Thrombley
replied. “These Bonneys were only hirelings.
Here’s what happened, on the day of the murder:
“It was the day after a holiday,
a big one here on New Texas, celebrating some military
victory by the Texans on Terra, a battle called San
Jacinto. We didn’t have any business to
handle, because all the local officials were home
nursing hangovers, so when Colonel Hickock called ”
“Who?” I asked sharply.
“Colonel Hickock. The father
of the young lady you were so attentive to at the
barbecue. He and Mr. Cumshaw had become great
friends, beginning shortly before the speech the Ambassador
made at that banquet. He called about 0900, inviting
Mr. Cumshaw out to his ranch for the day, and as there
was nothing in the way of official business, Mr. Cumshaw
said he’d be out by 1030.
“When he got there, there was
an aircar circling about, near the ranchhouse.
As Mr. Cumshaw got out of his car and started up the
front steps, somebody in this car landed it on the
driveway and began shooting with a twenty-mm auto-rifle.
Mr. Cumshaw was hit several times, and killed instantly.”
“The fellows who did the shooting
were damned lucky,” Stonehenge took over.
“Hickock’s a big rancher. I don’t
know how much you know about supercow-ranching, sir,
but those things have to be herded with tanks and
light aircraft, so that every rancher has at his disposal
a fairly good small air-armor combat team. Naturally,
all the big ranchers are colonels in the Armed Reserve.
Hickock has about fifteen fast fighters, and thirty
medium tanks armed with fifty-mm guns. He also
has some AA-guns around his ranch house every
once in a while, these ranchers get to squabbling
among themselves.
“Well, these three Bonney brothers
were just turning away when a burst from the ranch
house caught their jet assembly, and they could only
get as far as Bonneyville, thirty miles away, before
they had to land. They landed right in front
of the town jail.
“This Bonneyville’s an
awful shantytown; everybody in it is related to everybody
else. The mayor, for instance, Kettle-Belly Sam
Bonney, is an uncle of theirs.
“These three boys Switchblade
Joe Bonney, Jack-High Abe Bonney and Turkey-Buzzard
Tom Bonney immediately claimed sanctuary
in the jail, on the grounds that they had been near
to get that; I think that indicates the
line they’re going to take at the trial near
to a political assassination. They were immediately
given the protection of the jail, which is about the
only well-constructed building in the place, practically
a fort.”
“You think that was planned in advance?”
I asked.
Parros nodded emphatically. “I
do. There was a hell of a big gang of these Bonneys
at the jail, almost the entire able-bodied population
of the place. As soon as Switchblade and Jack-High
and Turkey-Buzzard landed, they were rushed inside
and all the doors barred. About three minutes
later, the Hickock outfit started coming in, first
aircraft and then armor. They gave that town
a regular Georgie Patton style blitzing.”
“Yes. I’m only sorry
I wasn’t there to see it,” Stonehenge put
in. “They knocked down or burned most of
the shanties, and then they went to work on the jail.
The aircraft began dumping these firebombs and stun-bombs
that they use to stop supercow stampedes, and the tank-guns
began to punch holes in the walls. As soon as
Kettle-Belly saw what he had on his hands, he radioed
a call for Ranger protection. Our friend Captain
Nelson went out to see what the trouble was.”
“Yes. I got the story of
that from Nelson,” Parros put in. “Much
as he hated to do it, he had to protect the Bonneys.
And as soon as he’d taken a hand, Hickock had
to call off his gang. But he was smart. He
grabbed everything relating to the killing the
aircar and the twenty-mm auto-rifle in particular and
he’s keeping them under cover. Very few
people know about that, or about the fact that on physical
evidence alone, he has the killing pinned on the Bonneys
so well that they’ll never get away with this
story of being merely innocent witnesses.”
“The rest, Mr. Silk, is up to
us,” Thrombley said. “I have Colonel
Hickock’s assurance that he will give us every
assistance, but we simply must see to it that those
creatures with the outlandish names are convicted.”
I didn’t have a chance to say
anything to that: at that moment, one of the
servants ushered Captain Nelson toward us.
“Good evening, Captain,”
I greeted the Ranger. “Join us, seeing that
you’re on foreign soil and consequently not on
duty.”
He sat down with us and poured a drink.
“I thought you might be interested,”
he said. “We gave that waiter a going-over.
We wanted to know who put him up to it. He tried
to sell us the line that he was a New Texan patriot,
trying to kill a tyrant, but we finally got the truth
out of him. He was paid a thousand pesos to do
the job, by a character they call Snake-Eyes Sam Bonney.
A cousin of the three who killed Mr. Cumshaw.”
“Nephew of Kettle-Belly Sam,”
Parros interjected. “You pick him up?”
Nelson shook his head disgustedly.
“He’s out in the high grass somewhere.
We’re still looking for him. Oh, yes, and
I just heard that the trial of Switchblade, and Jack-High
and Turkey-Buzzard is scheduled for three days from
now. You’ll be notified in due form tomorrow,
but I thought you might like to know in advance.”
“I certainly do, and thank you,
Captain.... We were just talking about you when
you arrived,” I mentioned. “About
the arrest, or rescue, or whatever you call it, of
that trio.”
“Yeah. One of the jobs
I’m not particularly proud of. Pity Hickock’s
boys didn’t get hold of them before I got there.
It’d of saved everybody a lot of trouble.”
“Just what impression did you
get at the time, Captain?” I asked. “You
think Kettle-Belly knew in advance what they were going
to do?”
“Sure he did. They had
the whole jail fortified. Not like a jail usually
is, to keep people from getting out; but like a fort,
to keep people from getting in. There were no
prisoners inside. I found out that they had all
been released that morning.”
He stopped, seemed to be weighing
his words, then continued, speaking very slowly.
“Let me tell you first some
things I can’t testify to, couple of things
that I figure went wrong with their plans.
“One of Colonel Hickock’s
men was on the porch to greet Mr. Cumshaw and he recognized
the Bonneys. That was lucky; otherwise we might
still be lookin’ and wonderin’ who did
the shootin’, which might not have been good
for New Texas.”
He cocked an eyebrow and I nodded.
The Solar League, in similar cases, had regarded such
planetary governments as due for change without notice
and had promptly made the change.
“Number two,” Captain
Nelson continued, “that AA-shot which hit their
aircar. I don’t think they intended to land
at the jail it was just sort of a reserve
hiding-hole. But because they’d been hit,
they had to land. And they’d been slowed
down so much that they couldn’t dispose of the
evidence before the Colonel’s boys were tappin’
on the door ‘n’ askin’, couldn’t
they come in.”
“I gather the Colonel’s
task-force was becoming insistent,” I prompted
him.
The big Ranger grinned. “Now
we’re on things I can testify to.
“When I got there, what had
been the cell-block was on fire, and they were trying
to defend the mayor’s office and the warden’s
office. These Bonneys gave me the line that they’d
been witnesses to the killing of Mr. Cumshaw by Colonel
Hickock and that the Hickock outfit was trying to
rub them out to keep them from testifying. I just
laughed and started to walk out. Finally, they
confessed that they’d shot Mr. Cumshaw, but they
claimed it was right of action against political malfeasance.
When they did that, I had to take them in.”
“They confessed to you, before
you arrested them?” I wanted to be sure of that
point.
“That’s right. I’m
going to testify to that, Monday, when the trial is
held. And that ain’t all: we got their
fingerprints off the car, off the gun, off some shells
still in the clip, and we have the gun identified
to the shells that killed Mr. Cumshaw. We got
their confession fully corroborated.”
I asked him if he’d give Mr.
Parros a complete statement of what he’d seen
and heard at Bonneyville. He was more than willing
and I suggested that they go into Parros’ office,
where they’d be undisturbed. The Ranger
and my Intelligence man got up and took a bottle of
superbourbon with them. As they were leaving,
Nelson turned to Hoddy, who was still with us.
“You’ll have to look to
your laurels, Hoddy,” Nelson said. “Your
Ambassador seems to be making quite a reputation for
himself as a gunfighter.”
“Look,” Hoddy said, and
though he was facing Nelson, I felt he was really
talking to Stonehenge, “before I’d go up
against this guy, I’d shoot myself. That
way, I could be sure I’d get a nice painless
job.”
After they were gone, I turned to
Stonehenge and Thrombley. “This seems to
be a carefully prearranged killing.”
They agreed.
“Then they knew in advance
that Mr. Cumshaw would be on Colonel Hickock’s
front steps at about 1030. How did they find that
out?”
“Why ... why, I’m sure
I don’t know,” Thrombley said. It
was most obvious that the idea had never occurred
to him before and a side glance told me that the thought
was new to Stonehenge also. “Colonel Hickock
called at 0900. Mr. Cumshaw left the Embassy in
an aircar a few minutes later. It took an hour
and a half to fly out to the Hickock ranch....”
“I don’t like the implications,
Mr. Silk,” Stonehenge said. “I can’t
believe that was how it happened. In the first
place, Colonel Hickock isn’t that sort of man:
he doesn’t use his hospitality to trap people
to their death. In the second place, he wouldn’t
have needed to use people like these Bonneys.
His own men would do anything for him. In the
third place, he is one of the leaders of the annexation
movement here and this was obviously an anti-annexation
job. And in the fourth place ”
“Hold it!” I checked him.
“Are you sure he’s really on the annexation
side?”
He opened his mouth to answer me quickly,
then closed it, waited a moment, answered me slowly.
“I can guess what you are thinking, Mr. Silk.
But, remember, when Colonel Hickock came here as our
first Ambassador, he came here as a man with a mission.
He had studied the problem and he believed in what
he came for. He has never changed.
“Let me emphasize this, sir:
we know he has never changed. For our own protection,
we’ve had to check on every real leader of the
annexation movement, screening them for crackpots
who might do us more harm than good. The Colonel
is with us all the way.
“And now, in the fourth place,
underlined by what I’ve just said, the Colonel
and Mr. Cumshaw were really friends.”
“Now you’re talking!”
Hoddy burst in. “I’ve knowed A. J.
ever since I was a kid. Ever since he married
old Colonel MacTodd’s daughter. That just
ain’t the way A. J. works!”
“On the other hand, Mr. Ambassador,”
Thrombley said, keeping his gaze fixed on Hoddy’s
hands and apparently ready to both duck and shut up
if Hoddy moved a finger, “you will recall, I
think, that Colonel Hickock did do everything in his
power to see that these Bonney brothers did not reach
court alive. And, let me add,” he was getting
bolder, tilting his chin up a little, “it’s
a choice as simple as this: either Colonel Hickock
told them, or we have and this is unbelievable a
traitor in the Embassy itself.”
That statement rocked even Hoddy.
Even though he was probably no more than one of Natalenko’s
little men, he still couldn’t help knowing how
thoroughly we were screened, indoctrinated, and let’s
face it mind-conditioned. A traitor
among us was unthinkable because we just couldn’t
think that way.
The silence, the sorrow, were palpable.
Then I remembered, told them, Hickock himself had
been a Department man.
Stonehenge gripped his head between
his hands and squeezed as if trying to bring out an
idea. “All right, Mr. Ambassador, where
are we now? Nobody who knew could have told the
Bonney boys where Mr. Cumshaw would be at 1030, yet
the three men were there waiting for him. You
take it from there. I’m just a simple military
man and I’m ready to go back to the simple military
life as soon as possible.”
I turned to Gomez. “There
could be an obvious explanation. Bring us the
official telescreen log. Let’s see what
calls were made. Maybe Mr. Cumshaw himself said
something to someone that gave his destination away.”
“That won’t be necessary,”
Thrombley told me. “None of the junior clerks
were on duty, and I took the only three calls that
came in, myself. First, there was the call from
Colonel Hickock. Then, the call about the wrist
watch. And then, a couple of hours later, the
call from the Hickock ranch, about Mr. Cumshaw’s
death.”
“What was the call about the wrist watch?”
I asked.
“Oh, that was from the z’Srauff
Embassy,” Thrombley said. “For some
time, Mr. Cumshaw had been trying to get one of the
very precise watches which the z’Srauff manufacture
on their home planet. The z’Srauff Ambassador
called, that day, to tell him that they had one for
him and wanted to know when it was to be delivered.
I told them the Ambassador was out, and they wanted
to know where they could call him and I ”
I had never seen a man look more horror-stricken.
“Oh, my God! I’m the one who told
them!”
What could I say? Not much, but
I tried. “How could you know, Mr. Thrombley?
You did the natural, the normal, the proper thing,
on a call from one Ambassador to another.”
I turned to the others, who, like
me, preferred not to look at Thrombley. “They
must have had a spy outside who told them the Ambassador
had left the Embassy. Alone, right? And that
was just what they’d been waiting for.
“But what’s this about
the watch, though. There’s more to this
than a simple favor from one Ambassador to another.”
“My turn, Mr. Ambassador,”
Stonehenge interrupted. “Mr. Cumshaw had
been trying to get one of the things at my insistence.
Naval Intelligence is very much interested in them
and we want a sample. The z’Srauff watches
are very peculiar they’re operated
by radium decay, which, of course is a universal constant.
They’re uniform to a tenth second and they’re
all synchronized with the official time at the capital
city of the principal z’Srauff planet.
The time used by the z’Srauff Navy.”
Stonehenge deliberately paused, let
that last phrase hang heavily in the air for a moment,
then he continued.
“They’re supposed to be
used in religious observances timing hours
of prayer, I believe. They can, of course, have
other uses.
“For example, I can imagine
all those watches giving the wearer a light electric
shock, or ringing a little bell, all over New Texas,
at exactly the same moment. And then I can imagine
all the z’Srauff running down into nice deep
holes in the ground.”
He looked at his own watch. “And
that reminds me: my gang of pirates are at the
spaceport by now, ready to blast off. I wonder
if someone could drive me there.”
“I’ll drive him, boss,”
Hoddy volunteered. “I ain’t doin’
nothin’ else.”
I was wondering how I could break
that up, plausibly and without betraying my suspicions,
when Parros and Captain Nelson came out and joined
us.
“I have a lot of stuff here,”
Parros said. “Stuff we never seemed to
have noticed. For instance ”
I interrupted. “Commander
Stonehenge’s going to the spaceport, now,”
I said. “Suppose you ride with him, and
brief him on what you learned, on the way. Then,
when he’s aboard, come back and tell us.”
Hoddy looked at me for a long ten
seconds. His expression started by being exasperated
and ended by betraying grudging admiration.