The next morning, the third of the
trial, opened with the defense witnesses, character-witnesses
for the three killers and witnesses to the political
iniquities of Silas Cumshaw.
Neither Goodham nor I bothered to
cross-examine the former. I couldn’t see
how any lawyer as shrewd as Sidney had shown himself
to be would even dream of getting such an array of
thugs, cutthroats, sluts and slatterns into court
as character witnesses for anybody.
The latter, on the other hand, we
went after unmercifully, revealing, under their enmity
for Cumshaw, a small, hard core of bigoted xenophobia
and selfish fear. Goodham did a beautiful job
on that; he seemed able, at a glance, to divine exactly
what each witness’s motivation was, and able
to make him or her betray that motivation in its least
admirable terms. Finally the defense rested,
about a quarter-hour before noon.
I rose and addressed the court:
“Your Honor, while both the
prosecution and the defense have done an admirable
job in bringing out the essential facts of how my predecessor
met his death, there are many features about this case
which are far from clear to me. They will be
even less clear to my government, which is composed
of men who have never set foot on this planet.
For this reason, I wish to call, or recall, certain
witnesses to clarify these points.”
Sidney, who had begun shouting objections
as soon as I had gotten to my feet, finally managed
to get himself recognized by the court.
“This Solar League Ambassador,
Your Honor, is simply trying to use the courts of
the Planet of New Texas as a sounding-board for his
imperialistic government’s propaganda....”
“You may reassure yourself,
Mr. Sidney,” Judge Nelson said. “This
court will not allow itself to be improperly used,
or improperly swayed, by the Ambassador of the Solar
League. This court is interested only in determining
the facts regarding the case before it. You may
call your witnesses, Mr. Ambassador.” He
glanced at his watch. “Court will now recess
for an hour and a half; can you have them here by 1330?”
I assured him I could after glancing
across the room at Ranger Captain Nelson and catching
his nod.
My first witness, that afternoon was
Thrombley. After the formalities of getting his
name and connection with the Solar League Embassy on
the record, I asked him, “Mr. Thrombley, did
you, on the morning of April 22, receive a call from
the Hickock ranch for Mr. Cumshaw?”
“Yes, indeed, Mr. Ambassador.
The call was from Mr. Longfellow, Colonel Hickock’s
butler. He asked if Mr. Cumshaw were available.
It happened that Mr. Cumshaw was in the same room
with me, and he came directly to the screen.
Then Colonel Hickock appeared in the screen, and inquired
if Mr. Cumshaw could come out to the ranch for the
day; he said something about superdove shooting.”
“You heard Mr. Cumshaw tell
Colonel Hickock that he would be out at the ranch
at about 1030?” Thrombley said he had. “And,
to your knowledge, did anybody else at the Embassy
hear that?”
“Oh, no, sir; we were in the
Ambassador’s private office, and the screen
there is tap-proof.”
“And what other calls did you
receive, prior to Mr. Cumshaw’s death?”
“About fifteen minutes after
Mr. Cumshaw had left, the z’Srauff Ambassador
called, about a personal matter. As he was most
anxious to contact Mr. Cumshaw, I told him where he
had gone.”
“Then, to your knowledge, outside
of yourself, Colonel Hickock, and his butler, the
z’Srauff Ambassador was the only person who could
have known that Mr. Cumshaw’s car would be landing
on Colonel Hickock’s drive at or about 1030.
Is that correct?”
“Yes, plus anybody whom the
z’Srauff Ambassador might have told.”
“Exactly!” I pounced.
Then I turned and gave the three Bonney brothers a
sweeping glance. “Plus anybody the z’Srauff
Ambassador might have told.... That’s all.
Your witness, Mr. Sidney.”
Sidney got up, started toward the
witness stand, and then thought better of it.
“No questions,” he said.
The next witness was a Mr. James Finnegan;
he was identified as cashier of the Crooked Creek
National Bank. I asked him if Kettle-Belly Sam
Bonney did business at his bank; he said yes.
“Anything unusual about Mayor Bonney’s
account?” I asked.
“Well, it’s been unusually
active lately. Ordinarily, he carries around
two-three thousand pesos, but about the first of April,
that took a big jump. Quite a big jump; two hundred
and fifty thousand pesos, all in a lump.”
“When did Kettle-Belly Sam deposit
this large sum?” I asked.
“He didn’t. The money
came to us in a cashier’s check on the Ranchers’
Trust Company of New Austin with an anonymous letter
asking that it be deposited to Mayor Bonney’s
account. The letter was typed on a sheet of yellow
paper in Basic English.”
“Do you have that letter now?” I asked.
“No, I don’t. After
we’d recorded the new balance, Kettle-Belly came
storming in, raising hell because we’d recorded
it. He told me that if we ever got another deposit
like that, we were to turn it over to him in cash.
Then he wanted to see the letter, and when I gave it
to him, he took it over to a telescreen booth, and
drew the curtains. I got a little busy with some
other matters, and the next time I looked, Kettle-Belly
was gone and some girl was using the booth.”
“That’s very interesting,
Mr. Finnegan. Was that the last of your unusual
business with Mayor Bonney?”
“Oh, no. Then, about two
weeks before Mr. Cumshaw was killed, Kettle-Belly
came in and wanted 50,000 pesos, in a big hurry, in
small bills. I gave it to him, and he grabbed
at the money like a starved dog at a bone, and upset
a bottle of red perma-ink, the sort we use to refill
our bank seals. Three of the bills got splashed.
I offered to exchange them, but he said, ‘Hell
with it; I’m in a hurry,’ and went out.
The next day, Switchblade Joe Bonney came in to make
payment on a note we were holding on him. He
used those three bills in the payment.
“Then, about a week ago, there
was another cashier’s check came in for Kettle-Belly.
This time, there was no letter; just one of our regular
deposit-slips. No name of depositor. I held
the check, and gave it to Kettle-Belly. I remember,
when it came in, I said to one of the clerks, ‘Well,
I wonder who’s going to get bumped off this time.’
And sure enough ...”
Sidney’s yell of, “Objection!”
was all his previous objections gathered into one.
“You say the letter accompanying
the first deposit, the one in Basic English, was apparently
taken away by Kettle-Belly Sam Bonney. If you
saw another letter of the same sort, would you be able
to say whether or not it might be like the one you
mentioned?”
Sidney vociferating more objections;
I was trying to get expert testimony without previous
qualification....
“Not at all, Mr. Sidney,”
Judge Nelson ruled. “Mr. Silk has merely
asked if Mr. Finnegan could say whether one document
bore any resemblance to another.”
I asked permission to have another
witness sworn in while Finnegan was still on the stand,
and called in a Mr. Boone, the cashier of the Packers’
and Brokers’ Trust Company of New Austin.
He had with him a letter, typed on yellow paper, which
he said had accompanied an anonymous deposit of two
hundred thousand pesos. Mr. Finnegan said that
it was exactly like the one he had received, in typing,
grammar and wording, all but the name of the person
to whose account the money was to be deposited.
“And whose account received
this anonymous benefaction, Mr. Boone?” I asked.
“The account,” Boone replied, “of
Mr. Clement Sidney.”
I was surprised that Judge Nelson
didn’t break the handle of his gavel, after
that. Finally, after a couple of threats to clear
the court, order was restored. Mr. Sidney had
no questions to ask this time, either.
The bailiff looked at the next slip
of paper I gave him, frowned over it, and finally
asked the court for assistance.
“I can’t pronounce this-here
thing, at all,” he complained.
One of the judges finally got out
a mouthful of growls and yaps, and gave it to the
clerk of the court to copy into the record. The
next witness was a z’Srauff, and in the New
Texan garb he was wearing, he was something to open
my eyes, even after years on the Hooligan Diplomats.
After he took the stand, the clerk
of the court looked at him blankly for a moment.
Then he turned to Judge Nelson.
“Your Honor, how am I gonna
go about swearing him in?” he asked. “What
does a z’Srauff swear by, that’s binding?”
The President Judge frowned for a
moment. “Does anybody here know Basic well
enough to translate the oath?” he asked.
“I think I can,” I offered.
“I spent a great many years in our Consular
Service, before I was sent here. We use Basic
with a great many alien peoples.”
“Administer the oath, then,” Nelson told
me.
“Put up right hand,” I
told the z’Srauff. “Do you truly say,
in front of Great One who made all worlds, who has
knowledge of what is in the hearts of all persons,
that what you will say here will be true, all true,
and not anything that is not true, and will you so
say again at time when all worlds end? Do you
so truly say?”
“Yes. I so truly say.”
“Say your name.”
“Ppmegll Kkuvtmmecc Cicici.”
“What is your business?”
“I put things made of cloth
into this world, and I take meat out of this world.”
“Where do you have your house?”
“Here in New Austin, over my house of business,
on Coronado Street.”
“What people do you see in this place that you
have made business with?”
Ppmegll Kkuvtmmecc Cicici pointed
a three-fingered hand at the Bonney brothers.
“What business did you make with them?”
“I gave them for money a machine
which goes on the ground and goes in the air very
fast, to take persons and things about.”
“Is that the thing you gave
them for money?” I asked, pointing at the exhibit
air-car.
“Yes, but it was new then.
It has been made broken by things from guns now.”
“What money did they give you for the machine?”
“One hundred pesos.”
That started another uproar.
There wasn’t a soul in that courtroom who didn’t
know that five thousand pesos would have been a give-away
bargain price for that car.
“Mr. Ambassador,” one
of the associate judges interrupted. “I
used to be in the used-car business. Am I expected
to believe that this ... this being ... sold that
air-car for a hundred pesos?”
“Here’s a notarized copy
of the bill of sale, from the office of the Vehicles
Registration Bureau,” I said. “I introduce
it as evidence.”
There was a disturbance at the back
of the room, and then the z’Srauff Ambassador,
Gglafrr Ddespttann Vuvuvu, came stalking down the aisle,
followed by a couple of Rangers and two of his attaches.
He came forward and addressed the court.
“May you be happy, sir, but
I am in here so quickly not because I have desire
to make noise, but because it is only short time since
it got in my knowledge that one of my persons is in
this place. I am here to be of help to him that
he not get in trouble, and to be of help to you.
The name for what I am to do in this place is not
part of my knowledge. Please say it for me.”
“You are a friend of the court,”
Judge Nelson told him. “An amicus curiae.”
“You make me happy. Please
go on; I have no desire to put stop to what you do
in this place.”
“From what person did you get
this machine that you gave to these persons for one
hundred pesos?” I asked.
Gglafrr immediately began barking
and snarling and yelping at my witness. The drygoods
importer looked startled, and Judge Nelson banged
with his gavel.
“That’s enough of that!
There’ll be nothing spoken in this court but
English, except through an interpreter!”
“Yow! I am sad that what
I did was not right,” the z’Srauff Ambassador
replied contritely. “But my person here
has not as part of his knowledge that you will make
him say what may put him in trouble.”
Nelson nodded in agreement.
“You are right: this person
who is here has no need to make answer to any question
if it may put him in trouble or make him seem less
than he is.”
“I will not make answer,” the witness
said.
“No further questions.”
I turned to Goodham, and then to Sidney;
they had no questions, either. I handed another
slip of paper to the bailiff, and another z’Srauff,
named Bbrarkk Jjoknyyegg Kekeke took the stand.
He put into this world things for
small persons to make amusement with; he took out
of this world meat and leather. He had his house
of business in New Austin, and he pointed out the
three Bonneys as persons in this place that he saw
that he had seen before.
“And what business did you make with them?”
I asked.
“I gave them for money a gun
which sends out things of twenty-millimeters very
fast, to make death or hurt come to men and animals
and does destruction to machines and things.”
“Is this the gun?” I showed it to him.
“It could be. The gun was
made in my world; many guns like it are made there.
I am certain that this is the very gun.”
I had a notarized copy of a customs
house bill in which the gun was described and specified
by serial number. I introduced it as evidence.
“How much money did these three
persons give you for this gun?” I asked.
“Five pesos.”
“The customs appraisal on this gun is six hundred
pesos,” I mentioned.
Immediately, Ambassador Vuvuvu was
on his feet. “My person here has not as
part of his knowledge that he may put himself in trouble
by what he says to answer these questions.”
That put a stop to that. Bbrarkk
Jjoknyyegg Kekeke immediately took refuge in refusal
to answer on grounds of self-incrimination.
“That is all, Your Honor,”
I said, “And now,” I continued, when the
witness had left the stand, “I have something
further to present to the court, speaking both as
amicus curiae and as Ambassador of the Solar
League. This court cannot convict the three men
who are here on trial. These men should have
never been brought to trial in this court: it
has no jurisdiction over this case. This was
a simple case of first-degree murder, by hired assassins,
committed against the Ambassador of one government
at the instigation of another, not an act of political
protest within the meaning of New Texan law.”
There was a brief silence; both the
court and the spectators were stunned, and most stunned
of all were the three Bonney brothers, who had been
watching, fear-sick, while I had been putting a rope
around their necks. The uproar from the rear
of the courtroom gave Judge Nelson a needed minute
or so to collect his thoughts. After he had gotten
order restored, he turned to me, grim-faced.
“Ambassador Silk, will you please
elaborate on the extraordinary statement you have
just made,” he invited, as though every word
had sharp corners that were sticking in his throat.
“Gladly, Your Honor.”
My words, too, were gouging and scraping my throat
as they came out; I could feel my knees getting absurdly
weak, and my mouth tasted as though I had an old copper
penny in it.
“As I understand it, the laws
of New Texas do not extend their ordinary protection
to persons engaged in the practice of politics.
An act of personal injury against a politician is
considered criminal only to the extent that the politician
injured has not, by his public acts, deserved the
degree of severity with which he has been injured,
and the Court of Political Justice is established
for the purpose of determining whether or not there
has been such an excess of severity in the treatment
meted out by the accused to the injured or deceased
politician. This gives rise, of course, to some
interesting practices; for instance, what is at law
a trial of the accused is, in substance, a trial of
his victim. But in any case tried in this court,
the accused must be a person who has injured or killed
a man who is definable as a practicing politician
under the government of New Texas.
“Speaking for my government,
I must deny that these men should have been tried
in this court for the murder of Silas Cumshaw.
To do otherwise would establish the principle and
precedent that our Ambassador, or any other Ambassador
here, is a practicing politician under mark
that well, Your Honor under the laws and
government of New Texas. This would not only
make of any Ambassador a permissable target for any
marksman who happened to disapprove of the policies
of another government, but more serious, it would
place the Ambassador and his government in a subordinate
position relative to the government of New Texas.
This the government of the Solar League simply cannot
tolerate, for reasons which it would be insulting
to the intelligence of this court to enumerate.”
“Mr. Silk,” Judge Nelson
said gravely. “This court takes full cognizance
of the force of your arguments. However, I’d
like to know why you permitted this trial to run to
this length before entering this objection. Surely
you could have made clear the position of your government
at the beginning of this trial.”
“Your Honor,” I said,
“had I done so, these defendants would have been
released, and the facts behind their crime would have
never come to light. I grant that the important
function of this court is to determine questions of
relative guilt and innocence. We must not lose
sight, however, of the fact that the primary function
of any court is to determine the truth, and only by
the process of the trial of these depraved murderers-for-hire
could the real author of the crime be uncovered.
“This was important, both for
the government of the Solar League and the government
of New Texas. My government now knows who procured
the death of Silas Cumshaw, and we will take appropriate
action. The government of New Texas has now had
spelled out, in letters anyone can read, the fact
that this beautiful planet is in truth a battleground.
Awareness of this may save New Texas from being the
scene of a larger and more destructive battle.
New Texas also knows who are its enemies, and who
can be counted upon to stand as its friends.”
“Yes, Mr. Silk. Mr. Vuvuvu,
I haven’t heard any comment from you....
No comment? Well, we’ll have to close the
court, to consider this phase of the question.”
The black screen slid up, for the
second time during the trial. There was silence
for a moment, and then the room became a bubbling pot
of sound. At least six fights broke out among
the spectators within three minutes; the Rangers and
court bailiffs were busy restoring order.
Gail Hickock, who had been sitting
on the front row of the spectators’ seats, came
running up while I was still receiving the congratulations
of my fellow diplomats.
“Stephen! How could
you?” she demanded. “You know what
you’ve done? You’ve gotten those
murdering snakes turned loose!”
Andrew Jackson Hickock left the prosecution
table and approached.
“Mr. Silk! You’ve
just secured the freedom of three men who murdered
one of my best friends!”
“Colonel Hickock, I believe
I knew Silas Cumshaw before you did. He was one
of my instructors at Dumbarton Oaks, and I have always
had the deepest respect and admiration for him.
But he taught me one thing, which you seem to have
forgotten since you expatriated yourself that
in the Diplomatic Service, personal feelings don’t
count. The only thing of importance is the advancement
of the policies of the Solar League.”
“Silas and I were attaches together,
at the old Embassy at Drammool, on Altair II,”
Colonel Hickock said. What else he might have
said was lost in the sudden exclamation as the black
screen slid down. In front of Judge Nelson, I
saw, there were three pistol-belts, and three pairs
of automatics.
“Switchblade Joe Bonney, Jack-High
Abe Bonney, Turkey-Buzzard Tom Bonney, together with
your counsel, approach the court and hear the verdict,”
Judge Nelson said.
The three defendants and their lawyer
rose. The Bonneys were swaggering and laughing,
but for a lawyer whose clients had just emerged from
the shadow of the gallows, Sidney was looking remarkably
unhappy. He probably had imagination enough to
see what would be waiting for him outside.
“It pains me inexpressibly,”
Judge Nelson said, “to inform you three that
this court cannot convict you of the cowardly murder
of that learned and honorable old man, Silas Cumshaw,
nor can you be brought to trial in any other court
on New Texas again for that dastardly crime.
Here are your weapons, which must be returned to you.
Sort them out yourselves, because I won’t dirty
my fingers on them. And may you regret and feel
shame for your despicable act as long as you live,
which I hope won’t be more than a few hours.”
With that, he used the end of his
gavel to push the three belts off the bench and onto
the floor at the Bonneys’ feet. They stood
laughing at him for a few moments, then stopped, picked
the belts up, drew the pistols to check magazines
and chambers, and then began slapping each others’
backs and shouting jubilant congratulations at one
another. Sidney’s two assistants and some
of his friends came up and began pumping Sidney’s
hands.
“There!” Gail flung at
me. “Now look at your masterpiece!
Why don’t you go up and congratulate him, too?”
And with that, she slapped me across
the face. It hurt like the devil; she was a lot
stronger than I’d expected.
“In about two minutes,”
I told her, “you can apologize to me for that,
or weep over my corpse. Right now, though, you’d
better be getting behind something solid.”