Mrs. Munden had not yet been to my
studio on so good a pretext as when she first intimated
that it would be quite open to me should
I only care, as she called it, to throw the handkerchief to
paint her beautiful sister-in-law. I needn’t
go here more than is essential into the question of
Mrs. Munden, who would really, by the way, be a story
in herself. She has a manner of her own of putting
things, and some of those she has put to me !
Her implication was that Lady Beldonald hadn’t
only seen and admired certain examples of my work,
but had literally been prepossessed in favour of the
painter’s “personality.” Had
I been struck with this sketch I might easily have
imagined her ladyship was throwing me the handkerchief.
“She hasn’t done,” my visitor said,
“what she ought.”
“Do you mean she has done what she oughtn’t?”
“Nothing horrid ah
dear no.” And something in Mrs. Munden’s
tone, with the way she appeared to muse a moment,
even suggested to me that what she “oughtn’t”
was perhaps what Lady Beldonald had too much neglected.
“She hasn’t got on.”
“What’s the matter with her?”
“Well, to begin with, she’s American.”
“But I thought that was the way of ways to get
on.”
“It’s one of them.
But it’s one of the ways of being awfully out
of it too. There are so many!”
“So many Americans?” I asked.
“Yes, plenty of them,”
Mrs. Munden sighed. “So many ways, I mean,
of being one.”
“But if your sister-in-law’s way is to
be beautiful ?”
“Oh there are different ways of that too.”
“And she hasn’t taken the right way?”
“Well,” my friend returned
as if it were rather difficult to express, “she
hasn’t done with it ”
“I see,” I laughed; “what she oughtn’t!”
Mrs. Munden in a manner corrected
me, but it was difficult to express. “My
brother at all events was certainly selfish.
Till he died she was almost never in London; they
wintered, year after year, for what he supposed to
be his health which it didn’t help,
since he was so much too soon to meet his end in
the south of France and in the dullest holes he could
pick out, and when they came back to England he always
kept her in the country. I must say for her
that she always behaved beautifully. Since his
death she has been more in London, but on a stupidly
unsuccessful footing. I don’t think she
quite understands. She hasn’t what I should
call a life. It may be of course that she doesn’t
want one. That’s just what I can’t
exactly find out. I can’t make out how
much she knows.”
“I can easily make out,” I returned with
hilarity, “how much you do!”
“Well, you’re very horrid. Perhaps
she’s too old.”
“Too old for what?” I persisted.
“For anything. Of course
she’s no longer even a little young; only preserved oh
but preserved, like bottled fruit, in syrup!
I want to help her if only because she gets on my
nerves, and I really think the way of it would be
just the right thing of yours at the Academy and on
the line.”
“But suppose,” I threw out, “she
should give on my nerves?”
“Oh she will. But isn’t
that all in the day’s work, and don’t great
beauties always ?”
“You don’t,”
I interrupted; but I at any rate saw Lady Beldonald
later on the day came when her kinswoman
brought her, and then I saw how her life must have
its centre in her own idea of her appearance.
Nothing else about her mattered one knew
her all when one knew that. She’s indeed
in one particular, I think, sole of her kind a
person whom vanity has had the odd effect of keeping
positively safe and sound. This passion is supposed
surely, for the most part, to be a principle of perversion
and of injury, leading astray those who listen to it
and landing them sooner or later in this or that complication;
but it has landed her ladyship nowhere whatever it
has kept her from the first moment of full consciousness,
one feels, exactly in the same place. It has
protected her from every danger, has made her absolutely
proper and prim. If she’s “preserved,”
as Mrs. Munden originally described her to me, it’s
her vanity that has beautifully done it putting
her years ago in a plate-glass case and closing up
the receptacle against every breath of air.
How shouldn’t she be preserved when you might
smash your knuckles on this transparency before you
could crack it? And she is oh amazingly!
Preservation is scarce the word for the rare condition
of her surface. She looks naturally new,
as if she took out every night her large lovely varnished
eyes and put them in water. The thing was to
paint her, I perceived, in the glass case a
most tempting attaching feat; render to the full the
shining interposing plate and the general show-window
effect.
It was agreed, though it wasn’t
quite arranged, that she should sit to me. If
it wasn’t quite arranged this was because, as
I was made to understand from an early stage, the
conditions from our start must be such as should exclude
all elements of disturbance, such, in a word, as she
herself should judge absolutely favourable. And
it seemed that these conditions were easily imperilled.
Suddenly, for instance, at a moment when I was expecting
her to meet an appointment the first that
I had proposed, I received a hurried visit from Mrs.
Munden, who came on her behalf to let me know that
the season happened just not to be propitious and
that our friend couldn’t be quite sure, to the
hour, when it would again become so. She felt
nothing would make it so but a total absence of worry.
“Oh a ‘total absence,’”
I said, “is a large order! We live in a
worrying world.”
“Yes; and she feels exactly
that more than you’d think.
It’s in fact just why she mustn’t have,
as she has now, a particular distress on at the very
moment. She wants of course to look her best,
and such things tell on her appearance.”
I shook my head. “Nothing
tells on her appearance. Nothing reaches it
in any way; nothing gets at it. However,
I can understand her anxiety. But what’s
her particular distress?”
“Why the illness of Miss Dadd.”
“And who in the world’s Miss Dadd?”
“Her most intimate friend and
constant companion the lady who was with
us here that first day.”
“Oh the little round black woman who gurgled
with admiration?”
“None other. But she was
taken ill last week, and it may very well be that
she’ll gurgle no more. She was very bad
yesterday and is no better to-day, and Nina’s
much upset. If anything happens to Miss Dadd
she’ll have to get another, and, though she
has had two or three before, that won’t be so
easy.”
“Two or three Miss Dadds? is
it possible? And still wanting another!”
I recalled the poor lady completely now. “No;
I shouldn’t indeed think it would be easy to
get another. But why is a succession of them
necessary to Lady Beldonald’s existence?”
“Can’t you guess?”
Mrs. Munden looked deep, yet impatient. “They
help.”
“Help what? Help whom?”
“Why every one. You and
me for instance. To do what? Why to think
Nina beautiful. She has them for that purpose;
they serve as foils, as accents serve on syllables,
as terms of comparison. They make her ’stand
out.’ It’s an effect of contrast
that must be familiar to you artists; it’s what
a woman does when she puts a band of black velvet under
a pearl ornament that may, require, as she thinks,
a little showing off.”
I wondered. “Do you mean she always has
them black?”
“Dear no; I’ve seen them
blue, green, yellow. They may be what they like,
so long as they’re always one other thing.”
“Hideous?”
Mrs. Munden made a mouth for it.
“Hideous is too much to say; she doesn’t
really require them as bad as that. But consistently,
cheerfully, loyally plain. It’s really
a most happy relation. She loves them for it.”
“And for what do they love her?”
“Why just for the amiability
that they produce in her. Then also for their
‘home.’ It’s a career for them.”
“I see. But if that’s
the case,” I asked, “why are they so difficult
to find?”
“Oh they must be safe; it’s
all in that: her being able to depend on them
to keep to the terms of the bargain and never have
moments of rising as even the ugliest woman
will now and then (say when she’s in love) superior
to themselves.”
I turned it over. “Then
if they can’t inspire passions the poor things
mayn’t even at least feel them?”
“She distinctly deprecates it.
That’s why such a man as you may be after all
a complication.”
I continued to brood. “You’re
very sure Miss Dadd’s ailment isn’t an
affection that, being smothered, has struck in?”
My joke, however, wasn’t well timed, for I
afterwards learned that the unfortunate lady’s
state had been, even while I spoke, such as to forbid
all hope. The worst symptoms had appeared; she
was destined not to recover; and a week later I heard
from Mrs. Munden that she would in fact “gurgle”
no more.