Dave Regan, Jim Bently, and Andy Page
were sinking a shaft at Stony Creek in search of a
rich gold quartz reef which was supposed to exist
in the vicinity. There is always a rich reef supposed
to exist in the vicinity; the only questions are whether
it is ten feet or hundreds beneath the surface, and
in which direction. They had struck some pretty
solid rock, also water which kept them baling.
They used the old-fashioned blasting-powder and time-fuse.
They’d make a sausage or cartridge of blasting-powder
in a skin of strong calico or canvas, the mouth sewn
and bound round the end of the fuse; they’d dip
the cartridge in melted tallow to make it water-tight,
get the drill-hole as dry as possible, drop in the
cartridge with some dry dust, and wad and ram with
stiff clay and broken brick. Then they’d
light the fuse and get out of the hole and wait.
The result was usually an ugly pot-hole in the bottom
of the shaft and half a barrow-load of broken rock.
There was plenty of fish in the creek,
fresh-water bream, cod, cat-fish, and tailers.
The party were fond of fish, and Andy and Dave of fishing.
Andy would fish for three hours at a stretch if encouraged
by a ‘nibble’ or a ‘bite’
now and then-say once in twenty minutes.
The butcher was always willing to give meat in exchange
for fish when they caught more than they could eat;
but now it was winter, and these fish wouldn’t
bite. However, the creek was low, just a chain
of muddy water-holes, from the hole with a few bucketfuls
in it to the sizable pool with an average depth of
six or seven feet, and they could get fish by baling
out the smaller holes or muddying up the water in the
larger ones till the fish rose to the surface.
There was the cat-fish, with spikes growing out of
the sides of its head, and if you got pricked you’d
know it, as Dave said. Andy took off his boots,
tucked up his trousers, and went into a hole one day
to stir up the mud with his feet, and he knew it.
Dave scooped one out with his hand and got pricked,
and he knew it too; his arm swelled, and the pain
throbbed up into his shoulder, and down into his stomach
too, he said, like a toothache he had once, and kept
him awake for two nights-only the toothache
pain had a ’burred edge’, Dave said.
Dave got an idea.
‘Why not blow the fish up in
the big water-hole with a cartridge?’ he said.
‘I’ll try it.’
He thought the thing out and Andy
Page worked it out. Andy usually put Dave’s
theories into practice if they were practicable, or
bore the blame for the failure and the chaffing of
his mates if they weren’t.
He made a cartridge about three times
the size of those they used in the rock. Jim
Bently said it was big enough to blow the bottom out
of the river. The inner skin was of stout calico;
Andy stuck the end of a six-foot piece of fuse well
down in the powder and bound the mouth of the bag
firmly to it with whipcord. The idea was to sink
the cartridge in the water with the open end of the
fuse attached to a float on the surface, ready for
lighting. Andy dipped the cartridge in melted
bees’-wax to make it water-tight. ’We’ll
have to leave it some time before we light it,’
said Dave, ’to give the fish time to get over
their scare when we put it in, and come nosing round
again; so we’ll want it well water-tight.’
Round the cartridge Andy, at Dave’s
suggestion, bound a strip of sail canvas-that
they used for making water-bags-to increase
the force of the explosion, and round that he pasted
layers of stiff brown paper-on the plan
of the sort of fireworks we called ‘gun-crackers’.
He let the paper dry in the sun, then he sewed a covering
of two thicknesses of canvas over it, and bound the
thing from end to end with stout fishing-line.
Dave’s schemes were elaborate, and he often worked
his inventions out to nothing. The cartridge
was rigid and solid enough now-a formidable
bomb; but Andy and Dave wanted to be sure. Andy
sewed on another layer of canvas, dipped the cartridge
in melted tallow, twisted a length of fencing-wire
round it as an afterthought, dipped it in tallow again,
and stood it carefully against a tent-peg, where he’d
know where to find it, and wound the fuse loosely round
it. Then he went to the camp-fire to try some
potatoes which were boiling in their jackets in a
billy, and to see about frying some chops for dinner.
Dave and Jim were at work in the claim that morning.
They had a big black young retriever
dog-or rather an overgrown pup, a big,
foolish, four-footed mate, who was always slobbering
round them and lashing their legs with his heavy tail
that swung round like a stock-whip. Most of his
head was usually a red, idiotic, slobbering grin of
appreciation of his own silliness. He seemed to
take life, the world, his two-legged mates, and his
own instinct as a huge joke. He’d retrieve
anything: he carted back most of the camp rubbish
that Andy threw away. They had a cat that died
in hot weather, and Andy threw it a good distance
away in the scrub; and early one morning the dog found
the cat, after it had been dead a week or so, and
carried it back to camp, and laid it just inside the
tent-flaps, where it could best make its presence
known when the mates should rise and begin to sniff
suspiciously in the sickly smothering atmosphere of
the summer sunrise. He used to retrieve them
when they went in swimming; he’d jump in after
them, and take their hands in his mouth, and try to
swim out with them, and scratch their naked bodies
with his paws. They loved him for his good-heartedness
and his foolishness, but when they wished to enjoy
a swim they had to tie him up in camp.
He watched Andy with great interest
all the morning making the cartridge, and hindered
him considerably, trying to help; but about noon he
went off to the claim to see how Dave and Jim were
getting on, and to come home to dinner with them.
Andy saw them coming, and put a panful of mutton-chops
on the fire. Andy was cook to-day; Dave and Jim
stood with their backs to the fire, as Bushmen do
in all weathers, waiting till dinner should be ready.
The retriever went nosing round after something he
seemed to have missed.
Andy’s brain still worked on
the cartridge; his eye was caught by the glare of
an empty kerosene-tin lying in the bushes, and it struck
him that it wouldn’t be a bad idea to sink the
cartridge packed with clay, sand, or stones in the
tin, to increase the force of the explosion. He
may have been all out, from a scientific point of view,
but the notion looked all right to him. Jim Bently,
by the way, wasn’t interested in their ‘damned
silliness’. Andy noticed an empty treacle-tin-the
sort with the little tin neck or spout soldered on
to the top for the convenience of pouring out the
treacle-and it struck him that this would
have made the best kind of cartridge-case: he
would only have had to pour in the powder, stick the
fuse in through the neck, and cork and seal it with
bees’-wax. He was turning to suggest this
to Dave, when Dave glanced over his shoulder to see
how the chops were doing-and bolted.
He explained afterwards that he thought he heard the
pan spluttering extra, and looked to see if the chops
were burning. Jim Bently looked behind and bolted
after Dave. Andy stood stock-still, staring after
them.
‘Run, Andy! run!’ they
shouted back at him. ’Run!!! Look behind
you, you fool!’ Andy turned slowly and looked,
and there, close behind him, was the retriever with
the cartridge in his mouth-wedged into his
broadest and silliest grin. And that wasn’t
all. The dog had come round the fire to Andy,
and the loose end of the fuse had trailed and waggled
over the burning sticks into the blaze; Andy had slit
and nicked the firing end of the fuse well, and now
it was hissing and spitting properly.
Andy’s legs started with a jolt;
his legs started before his brain did, and he made
after Dave and Jim. And the dog followed Andy.
Dave and Jim were good runners-Jim
the best-for a short distance; Andy was
slow and heavy, but he had the strength and the wind
and could last. The dog leapt and capered round
him, delighted as a dog could be to find his mates,
as he thought, on for a frolic. Dave and Jim kept
shouting back, ‘Don’t foller us! don’t
foller us, you coloured fool!’ but Andy kept
on, no matter how they dodged. They could never
explain, any more than the dog, why they followed
each other, but so they ran, Dave keeping in Jim’s
track in all its turnings, Andy after Dave, and the
dog circling round Andy-the live fuse swishing
in all directions and hissing and spluttering and
stinking. Jim yelling to Dave not to follow him,
Dave shouting to Andy to go in another direction-to
‘spread out’, and Andy roaring at the
dog to go home. Then Andy’s brain began
to work, stimulated by the crisis: he tried to
get a running kick at the dog, but the dog dodged;
he snatched up sticks and stones and threw them at
the dog and ran on again. The retriever saw that
he’d made a mistake about Andy, and left him
and bounded after Dave. Dave, who had the presence
of mind to think that the fuse’s time wasn’t
up yet, made a dive and a grab for the dog, caught
him by the tail, and as he swung round snatched the
cartridge out of his mouth and flung it as far as he
could: the dog immediately bounded after it and
retrieved it. Dave roared and cursed at the dog,
who seeing that Dave was offended, left him and went
after Jim, who was well ahead. Jim swung to a
sapling and went up it like a native bear; it was
a young sapling, and Jim couldn’t safely get
more than ten or twelve feet from the ground.
The dog laid the cartridge, as carefully as if it
was a kitten, at the foot of the sapling, and capered
and leaped and whooped joyously round under Jim.
The big pup reckoned that this was part of the lark-he
was all right now-it was Jim who was out
for a spree. The fuse sounded as if it were going
a mile a minute. Jim tried to climb higher and
the sapling bent and cracked. Jim fell on his
feet and ran. The dog swooped on the cartridge
and followed. It all took but a very few moments.
Jim ran to a digger’s hole, about ten feet deep,
and dropped down into it-landing on soft
mud-and was safe. The dog grinned
sardonically down on him, over the edge, for a moment,
as if he thought it would be a good lark to drop the
cartridge down on Jim.
‘Go away, Tommy,’ said Jim feebly, ‘go
away.’
The dog bounded off after Dave, who
was the only one in sight now; Andy had dropped behind
a log, where he lay flat on his face, having suddenly
remembered a picture of the Russo-Turkish war with
a circle of Turks lying flat on their faces (as if
they were ashamed) round a newly-arrived shell.
There was a small hotel or shanty
on the creek, on the main road, not far from the claim.
Dave was desperate, the time flew much faster in his
stimulated imagination than it did in reality, so he
made for the shanty. There were several casual
Bushmen on the verandah and in the bar; Dave rushed
into the bar, banging the door to behind him.
‘My dog!’ he gasped, in reply to the astonished
stare of the publican, ’the blanky retriever-he’s
got a live cartridge in his mouth -’
The retriever, finding the front door
shut against him, had bounded round and in by the
back way, and now stood smiling in the doorway leading
from the passage, the cartridge still in his mouth
and the fuse spluttering. They burst out of that
bar. Tommy bounded first after one and then after
another, for, being a young dog, he tried to make friends
with everybody.
The Bushmen ran round corners, and
some shut themselves in the stable. There was
a new weather-board and corrugated-iron kitchen and
wash-house on piles in the back-yard, with some women
washing clothes inside. Dave and the publican
bundled in there and shut the door-the publican
cursing Dave and calling him a crimson fool, in hurried
tones, and wanting to know what the hell he came here
for.
The retriever went in under the kitchen,
amongst the piles, but, luckily for those inside,
there was a vicious yellow mongrel cattle-dog sulking
and nursing his nastiness under there-a
sneaking, fighting, thieving canine, whom neighbours
had tried for years to shoot or poison. Tommy
saw his danger-he’d had experience
from this dog-and started out and across
the yard, still sticking to the cartridge. Half-way
across the yard the yellow dog caught him and nipped
him. Tommy dropped the cartridge, gave one terrified
yell, and took to the Bush. The yellow dog followed
him to the fence and then ran back to see what he had
dropped.
Nearly a dozen other dogs came from
round all the corners and under the buildings-spidery,
thievish, cold-blooded kangaroo-dogs, mongrel sheep-and
cattle-dogs, vicious black and yellow dogs-that
slip after you in the dark, nip your heels, and vanish
without explaining-and yapping, yelping
small fry. They kept at a respectable distance
round the nasty yellow dog, for it was dangerous to
go near him when he thought he had found something
which might be good for a dog to eat. He sniffed
at the cartridge twice, and was just taking a third
cautious sniff when -
It was very good blasting powder-a
new brand that Dave had recently got up from Sydney;
and the cartridge had been excellently well made.
Andy was very patient and painstaking in all he did,
and nearly as handy as the average sailor with needles,
twine, canvas, and rope.
Bushmen say that that kitchen jumped
off its piles and on again. When the smoke and
dust cleared away, the remains of the nasty yellow
dog were lying against the paling fence of the yard
looking as if he had been kicked into a fire by a
horse and afterwards rolled in the dust under a barrow,
and finally thrown against the fence from a distance.
Several saddle-horses, which had been ‘hanging-up’
round the verandah, were galloping wildly down the
road in clouds of dust, with broken bridle-reins flying;
and from a circle round the outskirts, from every
point of the compass in the scrub, came the yelping
of dogs. Two of them went home, to the place
where they were born, thirty miles away, and reached
it the same night and stayed there; it was not till
towards evening that the rest came back cautiously
to make inquiries. One was trying to walk on
two legs, and most of ’em looked more or less
singed; and a little, singed, stumpy-tailed dog, who
had been in the habit of hopping the back half of
him along on one leg, had reason to be glad that he’d
saved up the other leg all those years, for he needed
it now. There was one old one-eyed cattle-dog
round that shanty for years afterwards, who couldn’t
stand the smell of a gun being cleaned. He it
was who had taken an interest, only second to that
of the yellow dog, in the cartridge. Bushmen
said that it was amusing to slip up on his blind side
and stick a dirty ramrod under his nose: he wouldn’t
wait to bring his solitary eye to bear-he’d
take to the Bush and stay out all night.
For half an hour or so after the explosion
there were several Bushmen round behind the stable
who crouched, doubled up, against the wall, or rolled
gently on the dust, trying to laugh without shrieking.
There were two white women in hysterics at the house,
and a half-caste rushing aimlessly round with a dipper
of cold water. The publican was holding his wife
tight and begging her between her squawks, to ’hold
up for my sake, Mary, or I’ll lam the life out
of ye.’
Dave decided to apologise later on,
‘when things had settled a bit,’ and went
back to camp. And the dog that had done it all,
‘Tommy’, the great, idiotic mongrel retriever,
came slobbering round Dave and lashing his legs with
his tail, and trotted home after him, smiling his broadest,
longest, and reddest smile of amiability, and apparently
satisfied for one afternoon with the fun he’d
had.
Andy chained the dog up securely,
and cooked some more chops, while Dave went to help
Jim out of the hole.
And most of this is why, for years
afterwards, lanky, easy-going Bushmen, riding lazily
past Dave’s camp, would cry, in a lazy drawl
and with just a hint of the nasal twang-
‘’El-lo, Da-a-ve!
How’s the fishin’ getting on, Da-a-ve?’