This is a story-about the
only one-of Job Falconer, Boss of the Talbragar
sheep-station up country in New South Wales in the
early Eighties-when there were still runs
in the Dingo-Scrubs out of the hands of the banks,
and yet squatters who lived on their stations.
Job would never tell the story himself,
at least not complete, and as his family grew up he
would become as angry as it was in his easy-going
nature to become if reference were made to the incident
in his presence. But his wife-little,
plump, bright-eyed Gerty Falconer-often
told the story (in the mysterious voice which women
use in speaking of private matters amongst themselves-but
with brightening eyes) to women friends over tea;
and always to a new woman friend. And on such
occasions she would be particularly tender towards
the unconscious Job, and ruffle his thin, sandy hair
in a way that embarrassed him in company-made
him look as sheepish as an old big-horned ram that
has just been shorn and turned amongst the ewes.
And the woman friend on parting would give Job’s
hand a squeeze which would surprise him mildly, and
look at him as if she could love him.
According to a theory of mine, Job,
to fit the story, should have been tall, and dark,
and stern, or gloomy and quick-tempered. But he
wasn’t. He was fairly tall, but he was
fresh-complexioned and sandy (his skin was pink to
scarlet in some weathers, with blotches of umber),
and his eyes were pale-grey; his big forehead loomed
babyishly, his arms were short, and his legs bowed
to the saddle. Altogether he was an awkward,
unlovely Bush bird-on foot; in the saddle
it was different. He hadn’t even a ‘temper’.
The impression on Job’s mind
which many years afterwards brought about the incident
was strong enough. When Job was a boy of fourteen
he saw his father’s horse come home riderless-circling
and snorting up by the stockyard, head jerked down
whenever the hoof trod on one of the snapped ends
of the bridle-reins, and saddle twisted over the side
with bruised pommel and knee-pad broken off.
Job’s father wasn’t hurt
much, but Job’s mother, an emotional woman, and
then in a delicate state of health, survived the shock
for three months only. ‘She wasn’t
quite right in her head,’ they said, ’from
the day the horse came home till the last hour before
she died.’ And, strange to say, Job’s
father (from whom Job inherited his seemingly placid
nature) died three months later. The doctor from
the town was of the opinion that he must have ‘sustained
internal injuries’ when the horse threw him.
‘Doc. Wild’ (eccentric Bush doctor)
reckoned that Job’s father was hurt inside when
his wife died, and hurt so badly that he couldn’t
pull round. But doctors differ all over the world.
Well, the story of Job himself came
about in this way. He had been married a year,
and had lately started wool-raising on a pastoral lease
he had taken up at Talbragar: it was a new run,
with new slab-and-bark huts on the creek for a homestead,
new shearing-shed, yards-wife and everything
new, and he was expecting a baby. Job felt brand-new
himself at the time, so he said. It was a lonely
place for a young woman; but Gerty was a settler’s
daughter. The newness took away some of the loneliness,
she said, and there was truth in that: a Bush
home in the scrubs looks lonelier the older it gets,
and ghostlier in the twilight, as the bark and slabs
whiten, or rather grow grey, in fierce summers.
And there’s nothing under God’s sky so
weird, so aggressively lonely, as a deserted old home
in the Bush.
Job’s wife had a half-caste
gin for company when Job was away on the run, and
the nearest white woman (a hard but honest Lancashire
woman from within the kicking radius in Lancashire-wife
of a selector) was only seven miles away. She
promised to be on hand, and came over two or three
times a-week; but Job grew restless as Gerty’s
time drew near, and wished that he had insisted on
sending her to the nearest town (thirty miles away),
as originally proposed. Gerty’s mother,
who lived in town, was coming to see her over her
trouble; Job had made arrangements with the town doctor,
but prompt attendance could hardly be expected of a
doctor who was very busy, who was too fat to ride,
and who lived thirty miles away.
Job, in common with most Bushmen and
their families round there, had more faith in Doc.
Wild, a weird Yankee who made medicine in a saucepan,
and worked more cures on Bushmen than did the other
three doctors of the district together-maybe
because the Bushmen had faith in him, or he knew the
Bush and Bush constitutions-or, perhaps,
because he’d do things which no ‘respectable
practitioner’ dared do. I’ve described
him in another story. Some said he was a quack,
and some said he wasn’t. There are scores
of wrecks and mysteries like him in the Bush.
He drank fearfully, and ‘on his own’,
but was seldom incapable of performing an operation.
Experienced Bushmen preferred him three-quarters drunk:
when perfectly sober he was apt to be a bit shaky.
He was tall, gaunt, had a pointed black moustache,
bushy eyebrows, and piercing black eyes. His
movements were eccentric. He lived where he happened
to be-in a town hotel, in the best room
of a homestead, in the skillion of a sly-grog shanty,
in a shearer’s, digger’s, shepherd’s,
or boundary-rider’s hut; in a surveyor’s
camp or a black-fellows’ camp-or,
when the horrors were on him, by a log in the lonely
Bush. It seemed all one to him. He lost
all his things sometimes-even his clothes;
but he never lost a pigskin bag which contained his
surgical instruments and papers. Except once;
then he gave the blacks 5 Pounds to find it for him.
His patients included all, from the
big squatter to Black Jimmy; and he rode as far and
fast to a squatter’s home as to a swagman’s
camp. When nothing was to be expected from a
poor selector or a station hand, and the doctor was
hard up, he went to the squatter for a few pounds.
He had on occasions been offered cheques of 50 Pounds
and 100 Pounds by squatters for ‘pulling round’
their wives or children; but such offers always angered
him. When he asked for 5 Pounds he resented being
offered a 10 Pound cheque. He once sued a doctor
for alleging that he held no diploma; but the magistrate,
on reading certain papers, suggested a settlement
out of court, which both doctors agreed to-the
other doctor apologising briefly in the local paper.
It was noticed thereafter that the magistrate and
town doctors treated Doc. Wild with great respect-even
at his worst. The thing was never explained, and
the case deepened the mystery which surrounded Doc.
Wild.
As Job Falconer’s crisis approached
Doc. Wild was located at a shanty on the main
road, about half-way between Job’s station and
the town. (Township of Come-by-Chance-expressive
name; and the shanty was the ‘Dead Dingo Hotel’,
kept by James Myles-known as ‘Poisonous
Jimmy’, perhaps as a compliment to, or a libel
on, the liquor he sold.) Job’s brother Mac.
was stationed at the Dead Dingo Hotel with instructions
to hang round on some pretence, see that the doctor
didn’t either drink himself into the ‘D.T.’s’
or get sober enough to become restless; to prevent
his going away, or to follow him if he did; and to
bring him to the station in about a week’s time.
Mac. (rather more careless, brighter, and more energetic
than his brother) was carrying out these instructions
while pretending, with rather great success, to be
himself on the spree at the shanty.
But one morning, early in the specified
week, Job’s uneasiness was suddenly greatly
increased by certain symptoms, so he sent the black
boy for the neighbour’s wife and decided to
ride to Come-by-Chance to hurry out Gerty’s
mother, and see, by the way, how Doc. Wild and
Mac. were getting on. On the arrival of the neighbour’s
wife, who drove over in a spring-cart, Job mounted
his horse (a freshly broken filly) and started.
‘Don’t be anxious, Job,’
said Gerty, as he bent down to kiss her. ’We’ll
be all right. Wait! you’d better take the
gun-you might see those dingoes again.
I’ll get it for you.’
The dingoes (native dogs) were very
bad amongst the sheep; and Job and Gerty had started
three together close to the track the last time they
were out in company-without the gun, of
course. Gerty took the loaded gun carefully down
from its straps on the bedroom wall, carried it out,
and handed it up to Job, who bent and kissed her again
and then rode off.
It was a hot day-the beginning
of a long drought, as Job found to his bitter cost.
He followed the track for five or six miles through
the thick, monotonous scrub, and then turned off to
make a short cut to the main road across a big ring-barked
flat. The tall gum-trees had been ring-barked
(a ring of bark taken out round the butts), or rather
’sapped’-that is, a ring cut
in through the sap-in order to kill them,
so that the little strength in the ‘poor’
soil should not be drawn out by the living roots,
and the natural grass (on which Australian stock depends)
should have a better show. The hard, dead trees
raised their barkless and whitened trunks and leafless
branches for three or four miles, and the grey and
brown grass stood tall between, dying in the first
breaths of the coming drought. All was becoming
grey and ashen here, the heat blazing and dancing
across objects, and the pale brassy dome of the sky
cloudless over all, the sun a glaring white disc with
its edges almost melting into the sky. Job held
his gun carelessly ready (it was a double-barrelled
muzzle-loader, one barrel choke-bore for shot, and
the other rifled), and he kept an eye out for dingoes.
He was saving his horse for a long ride, jogging along
in the careless Bush fashion, hitched a little to
one side-and I’m not sure that he
didn’t have a leg thrown up and across in front
of the pommel of the saddle-he was riding
along in the careless Bush fashion, and thinking fatherly
thoughts in advance, perhaps, when suddenly a great
black, greasy-looking iguana scuttled off from the
side of the track amongst the dry tufts of grass and
shreds of dead bark, and started up a sapling.
‘It was a whopper,’ Job said afterwards;
’must have been over six feet, and a foot across
the body. It scared me nearly as much as the
filly.’
The filly shied off like a rocket.
Job kept his seat instinctively, as was natural to
him; but before he could more than grab at the rein-lying
loosely on the pommel-the filly ‘fetched
up’ against a dead box-tree, hard as cast-iron,
and Job’s left leg was jammed from stirrup to
pocket. ‘I felt the blood flare up,’
he said, ’and I knowed that that’-(Job
swore now and then in an easy-going way)-’I
knowed that that blanky leg was broken alright.
I threw the gun from me and freed my left foot from
the stirrup with my hand, and managed to fall to the
right, as the filly started off again.’
What follows comes from the statements
of Doc. Wild and Mac. Falconer, and Job’s
own ‘wanderings in his mind’, as he called
them. ’They took a blanky mean advantage
of me,’ he said, ’when they had me down
and I couldn’t talk sense.’
The filly circled off a bit, and then
stood staring-as a mob of brumbies, when
fired at, will sometimes stand watching the smoke.
Job’s leg was smashed badly, and the pain must
have been terrible. But he thought then with
a flash, as men do in a fix. No doubt the scene
at the lonely Bush home of his boyhood started up
before him: his father’s horse appeared
riderless, and he saw the look in his mother’s
eyes.
Now a Bushman’s first, best,
and quickest chance in a fix like this is that his
horse go home riderless, the home be alarmed, and the
horse’s tracks followed back to him; otherwise
he might lie there for days, for weeks-till
the growing grass buries his mouldering bones.
Job was on an old sheep-track across a flat where
few might have occasion to come for months, but he
did not consider this. He crawled to his gun,
then to a log, dragging gun and smashed leg after
him. How he did it he doesn’t know.
Half-lying on one side, he rested the barrel on the
log, took aim at the filly, pulled both triggers,
and then fell over and lay with his head against the
log; and the gun-barrel, sliding down, rested on his
neck. He had fainted. The crows were interested,
and the ants would come by-and-by.
Now Doc. Wild had inspirations;
anyway, he did things which seemed, after they were
done, to have been suggested by inspiration and in
no other possible way. He often turned up where
and when he was wanted above all men, and at no other
time. He had gipsy blood, they said; but, anyway,
being the mystery he was, and having the face he had,
and living the life he lived-and doing
the things he did-it was quite probable
that he was more nearly in touch than we with that
awful invisible world all round and between us, of
which we only see distorted faces and hear disjointed
utterances when we are ’suffering a recovery’-or
going mad.
On the morning of Job’s accident,
and after a long brooding silence, Doc. Wild
suddenly said to Mac. Falconer-
‘Git the hosses, Mac. We’ll go to
the station.’
Mac., used to the doctor’s eccentricities, went
to see about the horses.
And then who should drive up but Mrs
Spencer-Job’s mother-in-law-on
her way from the town to the station. She stayed
to have a cup of tea and give her horses a feed.
She was square-faced, and considered a rather hard
and practical woman, but she had plenty of solid flesh,
good sympathetic common-sense, and deep-set humorous
blue eyes. She lived in the town comfortably
on the interest of some money which her husband left
in the bank. She drove an American waggonette
with a good width and length of ‘tray’
behind, and on this occasion she had a pole and two
horses. In the trap were a new flock mattress
and pillows, a generous pair of new white blankets,
and boxes containing necessaries, delicacies, and
luxuries. All round she was an excellent mother-in-law
for a man to have on hand at a critical time.
And, speaking of mother-in-law, I
would like to put in a word for her right here.
She is universally considered a nuisance in times of
peace and comfort; but when illness or serious trouble
comes home! Then it’s ’Write to Mother!
Wire for Mother! Send some one to fetch Mother!
I’ll go and bring Mother!’ and if she
is not near: ’Oh, I wish Mother were here!
If Mother were only near!’ And when she is on
the spot, the anxious son-in-law: ’Don’t
you go, Mother! You’ll stay, won’t
you, Mother?-till we’re all right?
I’ll get some one to look after your house,
Mother, while you’re here.’ But Job
Falconer was fond of his mother-in-law, all times.
Mac. had some trouble in finding and
catching one of the horses. Mrs Spencer drove
on, and Mac. and the doctor caught up to her about
a mile before she reached the homestead track, which
turned in through the scrubs at the corner of the
big ring-barked flat.
Doc. Wild and Mac. followed the
cart-road, and as they jogged along in the edge of
the scrub the doctor glanced once or twice across the
flat through the dead, naked branches. Mac. looked
that way. The crows were hopping about the branches
of a tree way out in the middle of the flat, flopping
down from branch to branch to the grass, then rising
hurriedly and circling.
‘Dead beast there!’ said Mac. out of his
Bushcraft.
‘No-dying,’
said Doc. Wild, with less Bush experience but
more intellect.
‘There’s some steers of
Job’s out there somewhere,’ muttered Mac.
Then suddenly, ‘It ain’t drought-it’s
the ploorer at last! or I’m blanked!’
Mac. feared the advent of that cattle-plague,
pleuro-pneumonia, which was raging on some other stations,
but had been hitherto kept clear of Job’s run.
‘We’ll go and see, if you like,’
suggested Doc. Wild.
They turned out across the flat, the
horses picking their way amongst the dried tufts and
fallen branches.
‘Theer ain’t no sign o’
cattle theer,’ said the doctor; ’more likely
a ewe in trouble about her lamb.’
‘Oh, the blanky dingoes at the
sheep,’ said Mac. ’I wish we had a
gun-might get a shot at them.’
Doc. Wild hitched the skirt of
a long China silk coat he wore, free of a hip-pocket.
He always carried a revolver. ’In case I
feel obliged to shoot a first person singular one
of these hot days,’ he explained once, whereat
Bushmen scratched the backs of their heads and thought
feebly, without result.
‘We’d never git near enough
for a shot,’ said the doctor; then he commenced
to hum fragments from a Bush song about the finding
of a lost Bushman in the last stages of death by thirst,-
‘"The crows kept flyin’
up, boys!
The crows
kept flyin’ up!
The dog, he seen and whimpered,
boys,
Though he
was but a pup."’
‘It must be something or other,’
muttered Mac. ’Look at them blanky crows!’
’"The lost was found,
we brought him round,
And took
him from the place,
While the ants was swarmin’
on the ground,
And the
crows was sayin’ grace!"’
‘My God! what’s that?’
cried Mac., who was a little in advance and rode a
tall horse.
It was Job’s filly, lying saddled
and bridled, with a rifle-bullet (as they found on
subsequent examination) through shoulders and chest,
and her head full of kangaroo-shot. She was feebly
rocking her head against the ground, and marking the
dust with her hoof, as if trying to write the reason
of it there.
The doctor drew his revolver, took
a cartridge from his waistcoat pocket, and put the
filly out of her misery in a very scientific manner;
then something-professional instinct or
the something supernatural about the doctor-led
him straight to the log, hidden in the grass, where
Job lay as we left him, and about fifty yards from
the dead filly, which must have staggered off some
little way after being shot. Mac. followed the
doctor, shaking violently.
‘Oh, my God!’ he cried,
with the woman in his voice-and his face
so pale that his freckles stood out like buttons,
as Doc. Wild said-’oh, my God!
he’s shot himself!’
‘No, he hasn’t,’
said the doctor, deftly turning Job into a healthier
position with his head from under the log and his mouth
to the air: then he ran his eyes and hands over
him, and Job moaned. ’He’s got a
broken leg,’ said the doctor. Even then
he couldn’t resist making a characteristic remark,
half to himself: ’A man doesn’t shoot
himself when he’s going to be made a lawful
father for the first time, unless he can see a long
way into the future.’ Then he took out his
whisky-flask and said briskly to Mac., ‘Leave
me your water-bag’ (Mac. carried a canvas water-bag
slung under his horse’s neck), ’ride back
to the track, stop Mrs Spencer, and bring the waggonette
here. Tell her it’s only a broken leg.’
Mac. mounted and rode off at a break-neck pace.
As he worked the doctor muttered:
’He shot his horse. That’s what gits
me. The fool might have lain there for a week.
I’d never have suspected spite in that carcass,
and I ought to know men.’
But as Job came round a little Doc. Wild was
enlightened.
‘Where’s the filly?’ cried Job suddenly
between groans.
‘She’s all right,’ said the doctor.
‘Stop her!’ cried Job, struggling to rise-’stop
her!-oh God! my leg.’
‘Keep quiet, you fool!’
‘Stop her!’ yelled Job.
‘Why stop her?’ asked the doctor.
‘She won’t go fur,’ he added.
‘She’ll go home to Gerty,’ shouted
Job. ‘For God’s sake stop her!’
‘O-h!’ drawled
the doctor to himself. ’I might have guessed
that. And I ought to know men.’
‘Don’t take me home!’
demanded Job in a semi-sensible interval. ’Take
me to Poisonous Jimmy’s and tell Gerty I’m
on the spree.’
When Mac. and Mrs Spencer arrived
with the waggonette Doc. Wild was in his shirt-sleeves,
his Chinese silk coat having gone for bandages.
The lower half of Job’s trouser-leg and his
’lastic-side boot lay on the ground, neatly
cut off, and his bandaged leg was sandwiched between
two strips of bark, with grass stuffed in the hollows,
and bound by saddle-straps.
‘That’s all I kin do for him for the present.’
Mrs Spencer was a strong woman mentally,
but she arrived rather pale and a little shaky:
nevertheless she called out, as soon as she got within
earshot of the doctor-
‘What’s Job been doing
now?’ (Job, by the way, had never been remarkable
for doing anything.)
‘He’s got his leg broke
and shot his horse,’ replied the doctor.
‘But,’ he added, ’whether he’s
been a hero or a fool I dunno. Anyway, it’s
a mess all round.’
They unrolled the bed, blankets, and
pillows in the bottom of the trap, backed it against
the log, to have a step, and got Job in. It was
a ticklish job, but they had to manage it: Job,
maddened by pain and heat, only kept from fainting
by whisky, groaning and raving and yelling to them
to stop his horse.
‘Lucky we got him before the
ants did,’ muttered the doctor. Then he
had an inspiration-
’You bring him on to the shepherd’s
hut this side the station. We must leave him
there. Drive carefully, and pour brandy into him
now and then; when the brandy’s done pour whisky,
then gin-keep the rum till the last’
(the doctor had put a supply of spirits in the waggonette
at Poisonous Jimmy’s). ‘I’ll
take Mac.’s horse and ride on and send Peter’
(the station hand) ’back to the hut to meet you.
I’ll be back myself if I can. This
business will hurry up things
at the station.’
Which last was one of those apparently
insane remarks of the doctor’s which no sane
nor sober man could fathom or see a reason for-except
in Doc. Wild’s madness.
He rode off at a gallop. The
burden of Job’s raving, all the way, rested
on the dead filly-
’Stop her! She must not
go home to Gerty!... God help me shoot!...
Whoa!-whoa, there!... “Cope-cope-cope”-Steady,
Jessie, old girl.... Aim straight-aim
straight! Aim for me, God!-I’ve
missed!... Stop her!’ &c.
‘I never met a character like
that,’ commented the doctor afterwards, ’inside
a man that looked like Job on the outside. I’ve
met men behind revolvers and big mustarshes in Califo’nia;
but I’ve met a derned sight more men behind
nothing but a good-natured grin, here in Australia.
These lanky sawney Bushmen will do things in an easy-going
way some day that’ll make the old world sit
up and think hard.’
He reached the station in time, and
twenty minutes or half an hour later he left the case
in the hands of the Lancashire woman-whom
he saw reason to admire-and rode back to
the hut to help Job, whom they soon fixed up as comfortably
as possible.
They humbugged Mrs Falconer first
with a yarn of Job’s alleged phenomenal shyness,
and gradually, as she grew stronger, and the truth
less important, they told it to her. And so, instead
of Job being pushed, scarlet-faced, into the bedroom
to see his first-born, Gerty Falconer herself took
the child down to the hut, and so presented Uncle
Job with my first and favourite cousin and Bush chum.
Doc. Wild stayed round until
he saw Job comfortably moved to the homestead, then
he prepared to depart.
‘I’m sorry,’ said
Job, who was still weak-’I’m
sorry for that there filly. I was breaking her
in to side-saddle for Gerty when she should get about.
I wouldn’t have lost her for twenty quid.’
‘Never mind, Job,’ said
the doctor. ’I, too, once shot an animal
I was fond of-and for the sake of a woman-but
that animal walked on two legs and wore trousers.
Good-bye, Job.’
And he left for Poisonous Jimmy’s.