She was a member of that gallant and
distinguished corps after which this article is named.
You will not find her regiment mentioned in any British
Army List, nor, so far as I am aware, and for all the
foreign sound of it, in the Army List of His Imperial
Majesty the Czar of All the Russias. The name
does not appear in any Army List at all, for the Hussars
to which she belonged are a sea regiment, pure and
simple.
Her uniform of dull grey, with no
facings or trimmings of any sort or description, was
strictly in keeping with her surroundings, for her
favourite habitat was anywhere in the wild waste of
waters lying between Greenland, the North Cape, the
Naze, and the Orkneys.
Some people with a libellous sense
of humour referred to her as a member of “Harry
Tate’s Own,” while others, most unkindly,
said she belonged to the “Ragtime Navy.”
But she did not seem to mind. She knew in her
heart of hearts that her work was of paramount importance,
and, complacent in the knowledge, smiled sweetly as
a well-conducted lady should when jibes and insults
are hurled at her long-suffering head.
She had a great deal to put up with
in one way and another. Thanks to her enormous
fuel capacity she spent a long time at sea and had
very brief spells in harbour. Her work, though
important, was always dull and monotonous, while in
bad weather it was even worse. She had no prospect
of sharing in the excitement of a big sea battle like
her more warlike sisters, though, with them, she ran
the chance of encountering hostile submarines and
of having an altercation with an armed raider.
But, taking it all round, she had comparatively little
to hope for in the way of honour and glory; she merely
had to be at sea for many weeks at a time to prevent
money-grabbing neutrals from reaping a rich harvest
by supplying munitions of war and articles of contraband
to an impoverished Hun who could not be trusted to
put those commodities to any gentlemanly purpose.
Muckle Flugga, I believe, is a remote
headland in the Shetlands, and she, a member of the
corps called after it, flew the White Ensign of the
British Navy and was an armed merchant cruiser.
Before the war she was a crack passenger
liner. On her upper deck, and expressly designed
for the use of potentates and plutocrats, she had
regular suites of apartments. Gorgeous suites
they were, furnished like the rooms in a mansion ashore.
The sleeping cabins had white enamelled panels and
comfortable brass bedsteads. The day cabins or
sitting-rooms, panelled in bird’s-eye maple,
oak, walnut, or mahogany, had large square windows,
regular fireplaces, and were fresh with flowered chintzes,
while the tiled bathrooms were fitted with all the
different appliances for hot baths, tepid baths, cold
baths, needle baths, shower baths, and douches.
One simply turned a handle and the water came.
A telephone in each sitting-room communicated with
a central exchange somewhere deep down in the bowels
of the ship, and one could summon a barber to trim
one’s hair, a manicure expert to attend to one’s
hands, a tobacconist with samples of cigars, cigarettes,
and tobacco, or the presiding genius of a haberdashery
establishment with quite the latest things in shirts,
collars, socks, and neckties. In fact, living
in one of the expensive suites was exactly like being
in a large and luxurious hotel, except that it was
vastly more comfortable.
Lower down in the ship were the single,
double, and treble-berthed cabins for the first and
second-class passengers. They, though small,
were very comfortable, and were fitted with telephones
through which one could summon a stewardess with a
basin or a steward with a whisky and soda. Down
below, too, were the saloons, huge apartments with
carved panels, ornamental pillars, glass-pictured domes,
coloured frescoes, and dozens of small tables.
There was also the Louis XIV. restaurant, if one
preferred a simple beefsteak to the more formal dinner,
and smoking-rooms, reading-rooms, libraries, drawing-rooms,
writing-rooms, not to mention the swimming bath and
the children’s nursery.
We can imagine the great liner, spick
and span in her spotless paint and gleaming brasswork,
steaming through a placid summer sea. Her long
promenade decks would be plastered with deck-chairs
filled with recumbent passengers, some dozing, others
smoking and talking. Some energetic enthusiast
would be passing from group to group to collect sufficient
people to play deck cricket, quoits, or bull-board,
while yet another, armed with a notebook and a pencil,
would be endeavouring to inveigle recalcitrant ladies
with strict notions as to the sins of gambling into
taking tickets for a sweepstake on the next day’s
mileage.
One would hear the laughter of children
as they chased each other round the decks, and the
sotto-voce remarks of some old gentleman
roused from his afternoon nap by the sudden impact
of a podgy infant of four tripping heavily over his
outstretched feet.
After dark in some secluded corner
one might happen upon a man and a girl. They
would be sitting very close together, and behaving...
well, as men and maidens sometimes do, to beguile
the tedium of voyages at sea.
Everything would be calm and peaceful.
Everybody would be happy, even the young gentleman
with no prospects travelling second class, who having
won the sweepstake on the day’s run and suddenly
finding himself L20 the richer, celebrated his luck
with his friends in the smoking-room.
But then the war came and changed everything.
The Admiralty requisitioned the ship
and armed her with guns. They painted her a
dull grey all over, and tore down all her polished
woodwork to lessen the chances of fire in action, leaving
nothing but the bare steel walls. Most of the
cabins were stripped of their furniture and fittings,
only enough being left intact to provide accommodation
for the officers.
The carved woodwork and most of the
tables and chairs in the saloons were taken away,
and though the painted frescoes and glass domes still
remained, they were dusty and neglected.
In one corner of the first-class saloon
was the wardroom, a space partitioned off by painted
canvas screens to provide messing accommodation for
the more senior officers. Opposite to it was
the gunroom, a similar enclosure for the juniors.
They manned her with a crew of between
three and four hundred Royal Navy Reserve men, with
a leavening of Royal Navy ratings and a few Marines.
They appointed a Captain R.N. in command and two or
three other naval officers, but by far the greater
proportion of officers and crew belonged to the Reserve,
and excellent fellows they were.
Certain of the men had served on beard
in peace-time, and had elected to remain on, but the
majority came to her for the first time when she commissioned
as a man-of-war. Some were Scots fishermen, men
from trawlers and drifters, excellent, hardy creatures
used to small craft, bad weather, and boat work.
Others, having served their time in the Navy, had
taken to some shore employment, and in August 1914
had been recalled to their old Service.
Nearly every imaginable trade was
represented. In one of the first-class cabins
was the barber’s shop, presided over by a man
who in pre-war days had worked in a hair-cutting establishment
not far from Victoria Station. Next door lived
another man who had been a bootmaker, and he, bringing
all the appurtenances of his trade to sea with him,
carried on a roaring business as a “snob.”
There was also a haberdashery emporium kept by a
seaman who had been employed in some linen-draper’s
shop in his native town, while a professional tailor
in blue-jacket’s uniform spent all his spare
time in making and repairing the garments of his shipmates.
Even the ship’s electric laundry was manned
by folk who were well acquainted with starching and
ironing.
Most of the cooks and stewards had
left, but sufficient remained to provide for the needs
of the officers and men. The catering was still
run by the company to which the vessel belonged, and,
as she had roomy kitchens and all manner of labour-saving
devices in the way of electric dish-washers and potato-peelers,
the messing was even better than that on board a battleship.
Gone were the troops of laughing children
and the passengers. A pile of wicked-looking
shell and boxes of cartridges for the guns lay ready
to hand in the nursery, while the promenade decks resounded
to the tramp of men being initiated into the mysteries
of the squad and rifle drill and the work at their
guns.
They have been at it for two years;
two years of strenuous naval routine and discipline
which have transformed the passenger liner into no
mean man-of-war.