The Great Slump, the Revival of Letters,
and the Garden by the Sea
Section - 1
The story, as Boon planned it, was
to begin with a spacious Introduction. We were
to tell of the profound decadence of letters at the
opening of the Twentieth Century and how a movement
of revival began. A few notes in pencil of this
opening do exist among the Remains, and to those I
have referred. He read them over to me....
We begin, he said, in a minor key. The impetus of the
Romantic movement we declare is exhausted; the Race Mind, not only of the
English-speaking peoples but of the whole world, has come upon a period of
lethargy. The Giants of the Victorian age ’”
My eye discovered a familiar binding
among the flower-pots. “You have been consulting
the ‘Encyclopædia Britannica,’”
I said.
He admitted it without embarrassment.
“I have prigged the whole thing
from the last Victorian Edition with some slight variations.... The
Giants of the Victorian age had passed. Men looked in vain for their
successors. For a time there was an evident effort to fill the vacant
thrones; for a time it seemed that the unstinted exertions of Miss Marie
Corelli, Mr. Hall Caine, Mrs. Humphry Ward, and the friends of Mr. Stephen
Phillips might go some way towards obliterating these magnificent gaps.
And then, slowly but surely, it crept into mens minds that the game was up ’”
“You will alter that phrase?” I said.
“Certainly. But it must
serve now ... ’that, humanly speaking, it was
impossible that anything, at once so large, so copious,
so broadly and unhesitatingly popular, so nobly cumulative
as the Great Victorian Reputations could ever exist
again. The Race seemed threatened with intellectual
barrenness; it had dropped its great blossoms, and
stood amidst the pile of their wilting but still showy
petals, budless and bare. It is curious to recall
the public utterances upon literature that distinguished
this desolate and melancholy time. It is a chorus
of despair. There is in the comments of such admirable
but ageing critics as still survived, of Mr. Gosse,
for example, and the venerable Sir Sidney Colvin and
Mr. Mumchance, an inevitable suggestion of widowhood;
the judges, bishops, statesmen who are called to speak
upon literature speak in the same reminiscent, inconsolable
note as of a thing that is dead. Year after year
one finds the speakers at the Dinner of the Royal
Literary Fund admitting the impudence of their appeal.
I remember at one of these festivities hearing the
voice of Mr. Justice Gummidge break.... The strain,
it is needless to say, found its echo in Dr. Tomlinson
Keyhole; he confessed he never read anything that
is less than thirty years old with the slightest enjoyment,
and threw out the suggestion that nothing new should
be published at least for a considerable
time unless it was clearly shown to be
posthumous....
“’Except for a few irresistible
volumes of facetiousness, the reading public very
obediently followed the indications of authority in
these matters, just as it had followed authority and
sustained the Giants in the great Victorian days.
It bought the long-neglected classics anything
was adjudged a classic that was out of copyright it
did its best to read them, to find a rare smack in
their faded allusions, an immediate application for
their forgotten topics. It made believe that
architects were still like Mr. Pecksniff and schoolmasters
like Squeers, that there were no different women from
Jane Austen’s women, and that social wisdom ended
in Ruskin’s fine disorder. But with the
decay, of any intellectual observation of the present
these past things had lost their vitality. A few
resolute people maintained an artificial interest
in them by participation in quotation-hunting competitions
and the like, but the great bulk of the educated classes
ceased presently to read anything whatever. The
classics were still bought by habit, as people who
have lost faith will still go to church; but it is
only necessary to examine some surviving volume of
this period to mark the coruscation of printer’s
errors, the sheets bound in upside down or accidentally
not inked in printing or transferred from some sister
classic in the same series, to realize that these
volumes were mere receipts for the tribute paid by
the pockets of stupidity to the ancient prestige of
thought....
“’An air of completion
rested upon the whole world of letters. A movement
led by Professor Armstrong, the eminent educationist,
had even gone some way towards banishing books from
the schoolroom their last refuge.
People went about in the newly invented automobile
and played open-air games; they diverted what attention
they had once given to their minds to the more rational
treatment of their stomachs. Reading became the
last resort of those too sluggish or too poor to play
games; one had recourse to it as a substitute for the
ashes of more strenuous times in the earlier weeks
of mourning for a near relative, and even the sale
of classics began at last to decline. An altogether
more satisfying and alluring occupation for the human
intelligence was found in the game of Bridge.
This was presently improved into Auction Bridge.
Preparations were made for the erection of a richly
decorative memorial in London to preserve the memory
of Shakespeare, an English Taj Mahal; an Academy of
uncreative literature was established under the Presidency
of Lord Reay (who had never written anything at all),
and it seemed but the matter of a few years before
the goal of a complete and final mental quiet would
be attained by the whole English-speaking community....’”
Section - 2
You know, I said, that doesnt exactly represent
“Hush!” said Boon.
“It was but a resting phase! And at this
point I part company with the ‘Encyclopædia.’”
“But you didn’t get all
that out of the ’Encyclopædia’?”
“Practically yes.
I may have rearranged it a little. The Encyclopaedist
is a most interesting and representative person.
He takes up an almost eighteenth-century attitude,
holds out hopes of a revival of Taste under an Academy,
declares the interest of the great mass of men in
literature is always ‘empirical,’ regards
the great Victorian boom in letters as quite abnormal,
and seems to ignore what you would call that necessary
element of vitalizing thought.... It’s
just here that Hallery will have to dispute with him.
We shall have to bring them together in our book somehow....
Into this impressive scene of decline and the ebb
of all thinking comes this fanatic Hallery of ours,
reciting with passionate conviction, ’the thought
of a nation is the life of a nation.’ You
see our leading effect?”
He paused. “We have to
represent Hallery as a voice crying in the wilderness.
We have to present him in a scene of infinite intellectual
bleakness, with the thinnest scrub of second-rate books
growing contemptibly, and patches of what the Encyclopaedist
calls tares wind-wilted tares about
him. A mournful Encyclopaedist like some lone
bird circling in the empty air beneath the fading stars....
Well, something of that effect, anyhow! And then,
you know, suddenly, mysteriously one grows aware of
light, of something coming, of something definitely
coming, of the dawn of a great Literary Revival....”
“How does it come?”
“Oh! In the promiscuous
way of these things. The swing of the pendulum,
it may be. Some eminent person gets bored at the
prospect of repeating that rigmarole about the great
Victorians and our present slackness for all the rest
of his life, and takes a leaf from one of Hallery’s
books. We might have something after the fashion
of the Efficiency and Wake-up-England affair.
Have you ever heard guinea-fowl at dawn?”
Ive heard them at twilight. They say, Come back. Come
back. But what has that to do with
“Nothing. There’s
a movement, a stir, a twittering, and then a sudden
promiscuous uproar, articles in the reviews, articles
in the newspapers, paragraphs, letters, associations,
societies, leagues. I imagine a very great personality
indeed in the most extraordinary and unexpected way
coming in....” (It was one of Boon’s less
amiable habits to impute strange and uncanny enterprises,
the sudden adoption of movements, manías, propagandas,
adhesion to vegetarianism, socialism, the strangest
eccentricities, to the British royal family.) “As
a result Hallery finds himself perforce a person of
importance. ‘The thought of a nation is
the life of a nation,’ one hears it from royal
lips; ’a literature, a living soul, adequate
to this vast empire,’ turns up in the speech
of a statesman of the greatest literary pretensions.
Arnold White responds to the new note. The Daily
Express starts a Literary Revival on its magazine
page and offers a prize. The Times follows
suit. Reports of what is afoot reach social circles
in New York.... The illumination passes with a
dawnlike swiftness right across the broad expanse of
British life, east and west flash together; the ladies’
papers and the motoring journals devote whole pages
to ‘New Literature,’ and there is an enormous
revival of Book Teas.... That sort of thing, you
know extensively.”
Section - 3
“So much by way of prelude.
Now picture to yourself the immediate setting of my
conference. Just hand me that book by the ‘Encyclopædia.’”
It was Mallock’s “New
Republic.” He took it, turned a page or
so, stuck a finger in it, and resumed.
It is in a narrow, ill-kept road by the seaside, Bliss. A long
wall, plaster-faced, blotched and peeling, crested with uncivil glass
against the lower orders, is pierced by cast-iron gates clumsily classical,
and through the iron bars of these there is visible the deserted
gatekeepers lodge, its cracked windows opaque with immemorial dirt, and a
rich undergrowth of nettles beneath the rusty cypresses and stone-pines that
border the carriage-way. An automobile throbs in the road; its
occupants regard a board leaning all askew above the parapet, and hesitate
to descend. On the board, which has been enriched by the attentions of
the passing boy with innumerable radiant mud pellets, one reads with
difficulty
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| THIS CLASSICAL VILLA |
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| with magnificent gardens in the Victorian-Italian |
| style reaching down to the sea, and |
| replete with Latin and Greek inscriptions, |
| a garden study, literary associations, fully |
| matured Oxford allusions, and a great |
| number of conveniently arranged |
| bedrooms, to be |
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| LET OR SOLD. |
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| Apply to the owner, |
| Mr. W. H. MALLOCK, |
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| original author of |
| “The New Republic.” |
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| Key within. |
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“‘This must be
it, my dear Archer,’ says one of the occupants
of the motor-car, and he rises, throws aside his furs,
and reveals the urbane presence of the
Encyclopaedist. He descends, and rings a clangorous
bell.... Eh?”
“It’s the garden of the ’New Republic’?”
“Exactly. Revisited.
It’s an astonishing thing. Do you know the
date of the ‘New Republic’? The book’s
nearly forty years old! About the time of Matthew
Arnold’s ‘Friendship’s Garland,’
and since that time there’s been nothing like
a systematic stocktaking of the English-speaking mind until
the Encyclopaedist reported ‘no effects.’
And I propose to make this little party in the motor-car
a sort of scratch expedition, under the impetus of
the proposed Revival of Thought. They are prospecting
for a Summer Congress, which is to go into the state
of the republic of letters thoroughly. It isn’t
perhaps quite Gosse’s style, but he has to be
there in a way he’s the official
British man of letters but we shall do what
we can for him, we shall make him show a strong disposition
towards protective ironies and confess himself not
a little bothered at being dragged into the horrid
business. And I think we must have George Moore,
who has played uncle to so many movements and been
so uniformly disappointed in his nephews. And
William Archer, with that face of his which is so exactly
like his mind, a remarkably fine face mysteriously
marred by an expression of unscrupulous integrity.
And lastly, Keyhole.”
“Why Keyhole?” I asked.
“Hallery has to murder some
one. I’ve planned that and who
would he murder but Keyhole?... And we
have to hold the first meeting in Mallock’s
garden to preserve the continuity of English thought.
“Very well! Then we invent
a morose, elderly caretaker, greatly embittered at
this irruption. He parleys for a time through
the gate with all the loyalty of his class, mentions
a number of discouraging defects, more particularly
in the drainage, alleges the whole place is clammy,
and only at Gosse’s clearly enunciated determination
to enter produces the key.”
Boon consulted his text. “Naturally
one would give a chapter to the Villa by the Sea and
Mallock generally. Our visitors explore.
They visit one scene after another familiar to the
good Mallockite; they descend ‘the broad flights
of steps flanked by Gods and Goddesses’ that
lead from one to another of the ’long, straight
terraces set with vases and Irish yews,’ and
the yews, you know, have suffered from the want of
water, the vases are empty, and ivy, under the benediction
of our modest climate, has already veiled the classical
freedom the conscientious nudity, one might
say of the statuary. The laurels have
either grown inordinately or perished, and the ’busts
of orators, poets, and philosophers’ ‘with
Latin inscriptions,’ stand either bleakly exposed
or else swallowed up, in a thicket. There is a
pleasing struggle to translate the legends, and one
gathers scholarship is not extinct in England.
“The one oasis in a universal
weediness is the pond about the ’scaly Triton,’
which has been devoted to the culture of spring onions,
a vegetable to which the aged custodian quite superfluously
avows himself very ‘partial.’ The
visitors return to the house, walk along its terrace,
survey its shuttered front, and they spend some time
going through its musty rooms. Dr. Keyhole distinguishes
himself by the feverish eagerness of his curiosity
about where Leslie slept and where was the boudoir
of Mrs. Sinclair. He insists that a very sad and
painful scandal about these two underlies the New
Republic, and professes a thirsty desire to draw
a veil over it as conspicuously as possible.
The others drag him away to the summer dining-room,
now a great brier tangle, where once Lady Grace so
pleasantly dined her guests. The little arena
about the fountain in a porphyry basin they do not
find, but the garden study they peer into, and see
its inkpot in the shape of a classical temple, just
as Mr. Mallock has described it, and the windowless
theatre, and, in addition, they find a small private
gas-works that served it. The old man lets them
in, and by the light of uplifted vestas they
see the decaying, rat-disordered ruins of the scene
before which Jenkinson who was Jowett, and Herbert
who was Ruskin, preached. It is as like a gorge
in the Indian Caucasus as need be. The Brocken
act-drop above hangs low enough to show the toes of
the young witch, still brightly pink....
“They go down to the beach,
and the old man, with evil chuckles, recalls a hitherto
unpublished anecdote of mixed bathing in the ’seventies,
in which Mrs. Sinclair and a flushed and startled Dr.
Jenkinson, Greek in thought rather than action, play
the chief parts, and then they wade through a nettle-bed
to that ’small classical portico’ which
leads to the locked enclosure containing the three
tombs, with effigies after the fashion of Genoa
Cemetery. But the key of the gate is lost, so
that they cannot go in to examine them, and the weeds
have hidden the figures altogether.
“‘That’s a pity,’
some one remarks, ’for it’s here, no doubt,
that old Laurence lies, with his first mistress and
his last under these cypresses.’
“The aged custodian makes a
derisive noise, and every one turns to him.
“‘I gather you throw some
doubt?’ the Encyclopaedist begins in his urbane
way.
“‘Buried under
the cypresses first mistress and last!’
The old man makes his manner invincibly suggestive
of scornful merriment.
“‘But isn’t it so?’
“’Bless y’r ’art,
no! Mr. Laurence buried!
Mr. Laurence worn’t never alive!’
“‘But there was a young Mr. Laurence?’
That was Mr. Mallup imself, that was! E was a great mistifier
was Mr. Mallup, and sometimes e went about pretendin to be Mr. Laurence
and sometimes he was Mr. Leslie, and sometimes But
there, you’d ’ardly believe. ’E
got all this up cypresses, chumes, everythink out
of ’is ’ed. Po’try. Why!
’Ere! Jest come along ‘ere, gents!’
“He leads the way along a narrow
privet alley that winds its surreptitious way towards
an alcove.
“‘Miss Merton,’
he says, flinging the door of this open.
“‘The Roman Catholic young
person?’ says Dr. Tomlinson Keyhole.
“‘Quite right, sir,’ says the aged
custodian.
“They peer in.
“Hanging from a peg the four
visitors behold a pale blue dress cut in the fashion
of the ’seventies, a copious ‘chignon’
of fair hair, large earrings, and on the marble bench
a pair of open-work stockings and other articles of
feminine apparel. A tall mirror hangs opposite
these garments, and in a little recess convenient
to the hand are the dusty and decaying materials for
a hasty ‘make-up.’
“The old custodian watches the
effect of this display upon the others with masked
enjoyment.
“‘You mean Miss Merton
painted?’ said the Encyclopaedist, knitting
his brows.
“‘Mr. Mallup did,’ says the aged
custodian.
“‘You mean?’
“’Mr. Mallup was Miss
Merton. ’E got ’er up too.
Parst ’er orf as a young lady, ’e did.
Oh, ’e was a great mistifier was Mr. Mallup.
None of the three of ’em wasn’t real people,
really; he got ’em all up.’
“’She had sad-looking
eyes, a delicate, proud mouth, and a worn, melancholy
look,’ muses Mr. Archer.
“‘And young Laurence was
in love with her,’ adds the Encyclopaedist....
“‘They was all Mr. Mallup,’
says the aged custodian. ’Made up out of
’is ’ed. And the gents that pretended
they was Mr. ’Uxley and Mr. Tyndall in
disguise, one was Bill Smithers, the chemist’s
assistant, and the other was the chap that used to
write and print the Margate Advertiser before
the noo papers come.’”