That evening as Patricia looked in
at the lounge on the way to her room, she found it
unusually crowded. On a normal day her appearance
would scarcely have been noticed; but this evening
it was the signal for a sudden cessation in the buzz
of conversation, and all eyes were upon her.
For a moment she stood in the doorway and then, with
a nod and a smile, she turned and proceeded upstairs,
conscious of the whispering that broke out as soon
as her back was turned.
As she stood before the mirror, wondering
what she should wear for the night’s adventure,
she recalled a remark of Miss Wangle’s that no
really nice-minded woman ever dressed in black and
white unless she had some ulterior motive. Upon
the subject of sex-attraction Miss Wangle posed as
an authority, and hinted darkly at things that thrilled
Miss Sikkum to ecstatic giggles, and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe
to pianissimo moans of anguish that such things could
be.
With great deliberation Patricia selected
a black charmeuse costume that Miss
Wangle had already confided to the whole of Galvin
House was at least two and a half inches too short;
but as Patricia had explained to Mrs. Hamilton, if
you possess exquisitely fitting patent boots that
come high up the leg, it’s a sin for the skirt
to be too long. She selected a black velvet
hat with a large white water-lily on the upper brim.
“You look bad enough for a vicar’s
daughter,” she said, surveying herself in the
glass as she fastened a bunch of red carnations in
her belt. “White at the wrists and on
the hat, yes, it looks most improper. I wonder
what the major-man will think?”
Swift movements, deft touches, earnest
scrutiny followed one another. Patricia was an
artist in dress. Finally, when her gold wristlet
watch had been fastened over a white glove she subjected
herself to a final and exhaustive examination.
“Now, Patricia!” it
had become with her a habit to address her reflection
in the mirror “shall we carry an umbrella,
or shall we not?” For a few moments she regarded
herself quizzically, then finally announced, “No:
we will not. An umbrella suggests a bus, or the
tube, and when a girl goes out with a major in the
British Army, she goes in a taxi. No, we will
not carry an umbrella.”
She still lingered in front of the
mirror, looking at herself with obvious approval.
“Yes, Patricia! you are looking
quite nice. Your eyes are violeter, your hair
more sunsetty and your lips redder than usual, and,
yes, your face generally looks happier.”
When she entered the lounge it was
twenty minutes to eight and, although dinner was at
seven-thirty, the room was full. Everybody stared
at her as with flushed cheeks she walked to the centre
of the room. Then suddenly turning to Miss Wangle,
she said, “Do you think I shall do, Miss Wangle,
or do I look too wicked for a major?”
Miss Wangle merely stared. Mrs.
Hamilton smiled and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe looked sympathetically
at Miss Wangle. Mr. Bolton laughed.
“I wish I was a major, Miss
Brent,” he remarked, at which Patricia turned
to him and made an elaborate curtsy.
“That girl will come to a bad
end,” remarked Miss Wangle with conviction to
Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, as with a smile over her shoulder
Patricia made a dramatic exit. She had noticed,
however, that Miss Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe
were in hats and jackets. They, too, were apparently
going out, although she had not heard them tell Mrs.
Craske-Morton so. Mr. Bolton also had his hat
in his hand. During the day Patricia had thought
out very carefully the part she had set herself to
play. If she were going to meet her fiance back
from the Front, she must appear radiantly happy, vide
conventional opinion. But she had admonished
her reflection in the mirror, “You mustn’t
overdo it. Women, especially tabbies, are very
acute.”
It had been Patricia’s intention
to go by bus but at the entrance of the lounge she
saw Gustave who ingratiatingly enquired, “Taxi,
mees?”
With a smile she nodded her head,
and Gustave disappeared. “There goes another
two shillings. Oh, bother Major Brown!
Soldiers are costly luxuries,” she muttered
under her breath.
A moment after Gustave reappeared
with the intimation that the taxi was at the door.
A group of her fellow-guests gathered in the hall
to see her off. Patricia thought their attitude
more appropriate to a wedding than the fact that one
of their fellow-boarders was going out to dinner.
“It is clear,” she thought, “that
Patricia Brent, man-catcher, is a much more important
person than is Patricia Brent, inveterate spinster.”
She noticed that there was a second
taxi at the door, and while her own driver was “winding-up”
his machine, which took some little time, the other
taxi got off in front. She had seen get into
it Miss Wangle, Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, and Mr. Bolton.
As the taxi sped eastward, Patricia
began to speculate as to what she really intended
doing. She had no appointment, she was in a taxi
which would cost her two shillings at least, and she
had given the address of the Quadrant Grill-room.
She was still considering what she
should do when the taxi drew up. Fate and the
taxi driver had decided the matter between them, and
Patricia determined to go through with it and disappoint
neither. Having paid the man and tipped him handsomely,
she descended the stairs to the Grill-room.
She had no idea of what it cost to dine at the Quadrant;
but remembered with a comfortable feeling that she
had some two pounds upon her. With moderation,
she decided, it might be possible to get a meal for
that sum without attracting the adverse criticism
of the staff. It had not struck her that it might
appear strange for a girl to dine alone at such a
restaurant as the Quadrant, and that she was laying
herself open to criticism. She was too excited
at this new adventure into which she had been precipitated
for careful reasoning.
As she descended the stairs she caught
a glimpse of herself in a mirror. She started.
Surely that could not be Patricia Brent, secretary
to a rising politician, that stylish-looking girl in
black, with a large bunch of carnations. That
red-haired creature with sparkling eyes and a colour
that seemed to have caught the reflection of the carnations
in her belt!
She entered the lounge at the foot
of the stairs with increased confidence, and she was
conscious that several men turned to look at her with
interest. Then suddenly the bottom fell out of
her world. There, standing in the vestibule,
were Miss Wangle, Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, and Mr. Bolton.
In a flash she saw it all. They had come to
spy upon her. They would find her out, and the
whole humiliating story would probably have to be
told. Thoughts seemed to spurt through her mind.
What was she to do? It was too late to retreat.
Miss Wangle had already fixed her with a stony stare
through her lorgnettes, which she carried only on
special occasions.
Patricia was conscious of bowing and
smiling sweetly. Some sub-conscious power seemed
to take possession of her. Still wondering what
she should do, she found herself walking head in the
air and perfectly composed, in the direction of the
Grill-room. She was conscious of being followed
by Miss Wangle and her party. As Patricia rounded
the glass screen a superintendent came up and enquired
if she had a table. She heard a voice that seemed
like and yet unlike her own answer, “Yes, thank
you,” and she passed on looking from right to
left as if in search of someone, unconscious of the
many glances cast in her direction.
When about half-way up the long room,
just past the bandstand, the terrible thought came
to her of a possible humiliating retreat. What
was she to do? Why was she there? What
were her plans? She looked about her, hoping
that she did not appear so frightened as she felt.
She was conscious of the gaze of a man seated at a
table a few yards off. He was fair and in khaki.
That was all she knew. Yes, he was looking
at her intently.
“No, that table won’t
do! It is too near to the band.”
It was Miss Wangle’s voice behind her.
Without a moment’s hesitation her sub-conscious
self once more took possession of Patricia, and she
marched straight up to the fair-haired man in khaki
and in a voice loud enough for Miss Wangle and her
party to hear cried:
“Hullo! so here you are, I thought
I should never find you.” Then as he rose
she murmured under her breath, “Please play up
to me, I’m in an awful hole. I’ll
explain presently.”
Without a moment’s hesitation
the man replied, “You’re very late.
I waited for you a long time outside, then I gave
you up.”
With a look of gratitude and a sigh
of content, Patricia sank down into the chair a waiter
had placed for her. If there had been no chair,
she would have fallen to the floor, her legs refusing
further to support her body. She was trembling
all over. Miss Wangle had selected the next
table. Patricia was conscious of hoping that
somewhere in the next world Miss Wangle’s sufferings
would transcend those of Dives as a hundred to one.
As she was pulling off her gloves
her companion held a low-toned colloquy with the waiter.
She stole a glance at him. What must he be
thinking? How had he classified her? Her
heart was pounding against her ribs as if determined
to burst through.
Suddenly she remembered that the others
were watching and, leaning upon the table, she said:
“Please pretend to be very pleased
to see me. We must talk a lot. You know you
know ” then she turned aside in confusion;
but with an effort she said, “You you
are supposed to be my fiance, and you’ve just
come back from France, and and
Oh! what are you thinking of me? Please please ”
she broke off.
Very gravely and with smiling eyes
he replied, “I quite understand. Please
don’t worry. Something has happened, and
if I can do anything to help, you have only to tell
me. My name is Bowen, and I’m just back
from France.”
“Are you a major?” enquired
Patricia, to whom stars and crowns meant nothing.
“I’m afraid I’m
a lieutenant-colonel,” he replied, “on
the Staff.”
“Oh! what a pity,” said
Patricia, “I said you were a major.”
“Couldn’t you say I’ve been promoted?”
Patricia clapped her hands.
“Oh! how splendid! Of course! You
see I said that you were Major Brown, I can easily
tell them that they misunderstood and that it was
Major Bowen. They are such awful cats, and if
they found out I should have to leave. You see
that’s some of them at the next table there.
That’s Miss Wangle with the lorgnettes and
the other woman is Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, who is her
echo, and the man is Mr. Bolton. He’s
nothing in particular.”
“I see,” said Bowen.
“And and of
course you’ve got to pretend to be most awfully
glad to see me. You see we haven’t met
for a long time and and we’re
engaged.”
“I quite understand,” was the reply.
Then suddenly Patricia caught his eye and saw the
smile in it.
“Oh, how dreadful!” she
cried. “Of course you don’t know
anything about it. I’m talking like a
schoolgirl. You see my name’s Patricia,
Patricia Brent,” and then she plunged into the
whole story, telling him frankly of her escapade.
He was strangely easy to talk to.
“And and ” she concluded,
“what do you think of me?”
“I think I’d sooner not tell you just
now,” he smiled.
“Is it as bad as that,” she enquired.
Then suddenly the smile faded from
his face and he leaned across to her, saying:
“Miss Brent ”
“I’m afraid you must call
me Patricia,” she interrupted with a comical
look, “in case they overhear. It seems
rather sudden, doesn’t it, and I shall have
to call you ”
“Peter,” he said. He had nice eyes
Patricia decided.
“Er er Peter,” she
made a dash at the name.
Bowen sat back in his chair and laughed.
Miss Wangle fixed upon him a stare through her lorgnettes,
not an unfavourable stare, she was greatly impressed
by his rank and red tabs.
After that the ice seemed broken and
Patricia and her “fiance” chatted merrily
together, greatly impressing Patricia’s fellow-boarders.
Bowen was a good talker and a sympathetic
listener and, above all, his attitude had in it that
deference which put Patricia entirely at her ease.
She told him all there was to tell about herself and
he, in return, explained that he came of an army family,
and had been sent out to France soon after Mons.
He was then a captain in the Yeomanry. He was
wounded, promoted, and later received the D.S.O. and
M.C. He had now been brought back to England
and attached to the General Staff.
“Now I think you know all that
is necessary to know about your fiance,” he
had concluded.
Patricia laughed. “Oh,
by the way,” she said, “you have never
given me an engagement ring. Please don’t
forget that. They asked me where my ring was,
and I told them I didn’t care about rings, as
they were badges of servitude. You see it is
quite possible that Miss Wangle will come over to
us presently. She’s just that sort, and
she might ask awkward questions, that is why I am
telling you all about myself.”
“I’ll remember,” said Bowen.
“I’m glad you’re
a D.S.O., though,” she went on, half to herself,
“that’s sure to interest them, and it’s
nice to think you’re more than a major.
Miss Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe are most worldly-minded.
Of course it would have been nicer had you been a field-marshal;
but I suppose you couldn’t be promoted from
a major to a field-marshal in the course of a few
days, could you?”
“Well, it’s not usual,” he confessed.
When the meal was over Bowen looked at his watch.
“I’m afraid it’s too late for a
show, it’s a quarter to ten.”
“A quarter to ten!” cried
Patricia. “How the time has flown.
I shall have to be going home.”
He noticed preparations for a move at the Wangle table.
“Oh, please, don’t hurry!
Let’s go upstairs and sit and smoke for a little
time.”
“Do you think I ought,”
enquired Patricia critically, her head on one side.
“Well,” replied Bowen,
“I think that you might safely do so as we are
engaged,” and that settled it.
They went upstairs, and it was a quarter
to eleven before Patricia finally decided that she
must make a move.
“Do you know,” she said
as she rose, “I am afraid I have enjoyed this
most awfully; but oh! to-morrow morning.”
“Shall you be tired?” he enquired.
“Tired!” she queried,
“I shall be hot with shame. I shall not
dare to look at myself in the glass. I I
shall give myself a most awful time. For days
I shall live in torture. You see I’m excited
now and and you seem so nice,
and you’ve been so awfully kind; but when I
get alone, then I shall start wondering what was in
your mind, what you have been thinking of me, and and oh!
it will be awful. No; I’ll come with you
while you get your hat. I daren’t be left
alone. It might come on then and and
I should probably bolt. Of course I shall have
to ask you to see me home, if you will, because because ”
“I’m your fiance,” he smiled.
“Ummm,” she nodded.
Both were silent as they sped along
westward in the taxi, neither seeming to wish to break
the spell.
“Thinking?” enquired Bowen at length,
as they passed the Marble Arch.
“I was thinking how perfectly
sweet you’ve been,” replied Patricia gravely.
“You have understood everything and and you
see I was so much at your mercy. Shall I tell
you what I was thinking?”
“Please do.”
“It sounds horribly sentimental.”
“Never mind,” he replied.
“Well, I was thinking that your
mother would like to know that you had done what you
have done to-night. And now, please, tell me
how much my dinner was.”
“Your dinner!”
“Yes, ple-e-e-e-ase,” she emphasised
the “please.”
“You insist?”
And then Patricia did a strange thing.
She placed her hand upon Bowen’s and pressed
it.
“Please go on understanding,”
she said, and he told her how much the dinner was
and took the money from her.
“May I pay for the taxi?” he enquired
comically.
For a moment she paused and then replied,
“Yes, I think you may do that, and now here
we are,” as the taxi drew up, “and thank
you very much indeed, and good-bye.” They
were standing on the pavement outside Galvin House.
“Good-bye,” he enquired. “Do
you really mean it?”
“Yes, ple-e-e-ase,” again she emphasised
the “please.”
“Patricia,” he said in
a serious tone, as the door flew open and Gustave
appeared silhouetted against the light, “don’t
you think that sometimes we ought to think of the
other fellow?”
“I shall always think of the
other fellow,” and with a pressure of the hand,
Patricia ran up the steps and disappeared into the
hall, the door closing behind her. Bowen turned
slowly and re-entered the taxi.
“Where to, sir?” enquired the man.
“Oh, to hell!” burst out Bowen savagely.
“Yes, sir; but wot about my petrol?”
“Your petrol? Oh! I see,”
Bowen laughed. “Well! the Quadrant then.”
In the hall Patricia hesitated.
Should she go into the lounge, where she was sure
Galvin House would be gathered in full force, or should
she go straight to bed? Miss Wangle decided the
matter by appearing at the door of the lounge.
“Oh! here you are, Miss Brent; we thought you
had eloped.”
“Wasn’t it strange we
should see you to-night?” lisped Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe,
who had followed Miss Wangle.
Patricia surveyed Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe with calculating
calmness.
“If two people go to the same
Grill-room at the same time on the same evening, it
would be strange if they did not see each other.
Don’t you think so, Miss Wangle?”
“Did you say you were going
there?” lisped Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, coming
to Miss Wangle’s assistance. “We
forgot.”
“Oh, do come in, Miss Brent!”
It was Mrs. Craske-Morton who spoke.
Patricia entered the lounge and found,
as she had anticipated, the whole establishment collected.
Not one was missing. Even Gustave fluttered
about from place to place, showing an unwonted desire
to tidy up. Patricia was conscious that her
advent had interrupted a conversation of absorbing
interest, furthermore that she herself had been the
subject of that conversation.
“Miss Wangle has been telling
us all about your fiance.” It was Miss
Sikkum who spoke. “Fancy your saying he
was a major when he’s a Staff lieutenant-colonel.”
“Oh!” replied Patricia
nonchalantly, as she pulled off her gloves, “they’ve
been altering him. They always do that in the
Army. You get engaged to a captain and you find
you have to marry a general. It’s so stupid.
It’s like buying a kitten and getting a kangaroo-pup
sent home.”
“But aren’t you pleased?”
enquired Mrs. Craske-Morton, at a loss to understand
Patricia’s mood.
“No!” snapped Patricia,
who was already feeling the reaction. “It’s
like being engaged to a chameleon, or a quick-change
artist. They’ve made him a ‘R.S.O.’
as well.” Under her lashes Patricia saw,
with keen appreciation, the quick glances that were
exchanged.
“You mean a D.S.O., Distinguished
Service Order,” explained Mr. Bolton. “An
R.S.O. is er er something you
put on letters.”
“Is it?” enquired Patricia
innocently, “I’m so stupid at remembering
such things.”
“He was wearing the ribbon of
the Military Cross, too,” bubbled Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe.
“Was he?” Patricia was
afraid of overdoing the pose of innocence she had
adopted. “What a nuisance.”
“A nuisance!” There was
surprised impatience in Miss Wangle’s voice.
Patricia turned to her sweetly.
“Yes, Miss Wangle. It gives me such a
lot to remember. Now let me see.”
She proceeded to tick off each word upon her fingers.
“He’s a Lieutenant-Colonel Peter Bowen,
D.S.O., M.C. Is that right?”
“Bowen,” almost shrieked Miss Wangle.
“You said Brown.”
“Did I? I’m awfully
sorry. My memory’s getting worse than ever.”
Then a wave of mischief took possession of her.
“Do you know when I went up to him to-night
I hadn’t the remotest idea of what his Christian
name was.”
“Then what on earth do you call
him then?” cried Mrs. Craske-Morton.
“Call him?” queried Patricia,
as she rose and gathered up her gloves. “Oh!”
indifferently, “I generally call him ‘Old
Thing,’” and with that she left the lounge,
conscious that she had scored a tactical victory.