Sunday at Galvin House was a day of
bodily rest but acute mental activity. The day
of God seemed to draw out the worst in everybody;
all were in their best clothes and on their worst behaviour.
Mr. Cordal descended to breakfast in carpet slippers
with fur tops. Miss Wangle regarded this as
a mark of disrespect towards the grand-niece of a
bishop. She would glare at Mr. Cordal’s
slippers as if convinced that the cloven hoof were
inside.
Mr. Bolton sported a velvet smoking-jacket,
white at the elbows, light grey trousers and a manner
that seemed to say, “Ha! here’s Sunday
again, good!” After breakfast he added a fez
and a British cigar to his equipment, and retired
to the lounge to read Lloyd’s News.
Both the cigar and the newspaper lasted him throughout
the day. Somewhere at the back of his mind was
the conviction that in smoking a cigar, which he disliked,
he was making a fitting distinction between the Sabbath
and week-days. He went even further, for whereas
on secular days he lit his inexpensive cigarettes
with matches, on the Sabbath he used only fusees.
“I love the smell of fusees,”
Miss Sikkum would simper, regardless of the fact that
a hundred times before she had taken Galvin House into
her confidence on the subject. “I think
they’re so romantic.”
Patricia wondered if Mr. Bolton’s
fusee were an offering to heaven or to Miss Sikkum.
On Sunday mornings Miss Wangle and
Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe went to divine service at Westminster
Abbey, and Mr. Cordal went to sleep in the lounge.
Mrs. Barnes wandered aimlessly about,
making anxious enquiry of everyone she encountered.
If it were cloudy, did they think it would rain?
If it rained, did they think it would clear up?
If it were fine, did they think it would last?
Mrs. Barnes was always going to do something that
was contingent upon the weather. Every Sunday
she was going for a walk in the Park, or to church;
but her constitutional indecision of character intervened.
Mr. Archibald Sefton, who showed the
qualities of a landscape gardener in the way in which
he arranged his thin fair hair to disguise the desert
of baldness beneath, was always vigorous on Sundays.
He descended to the dining-room rubbing his hands
in a manner suggestive of a Dickens Christmas.
After breakfast he walked in the Park, “to
give the girls a treat,” as Mr. Bolton had once
expressed it, which had earned for him a stern rebuke
from Miss Wangle. In the afternoon Mr. Sefton
returned to the Park, and in the evening yet again.
Mr. Sefton had a secret that was slowly
producing in him misanthropy. His nature was
tropical and his courage arctic, which, coupled with
his forty-five years, was a great obstacle to his
happiness. In dress he was a dandy, at heart
he was a craven and, never daring, he was consumed
with his own fire.
The other guests at Galvin House drifted
in and out, said the same things, wore the same clothes,
with occasional additions, had the same thoughts;
whilst over all, as if to compose the picture, brooded
the reek of cooking.
The atmosphere of Galvin House was
English, the cooking was English, and the lack of
culinary imagination also was English. There
were two and a half menus for the one o’clock
Sunday dinner. Roast mutton, onion sauce, cabbage,
potatoes, fruit pie, and custard; alternated for four
weeks with roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, cauliflower,
roast potatoes, and lemon pudding. Then came
roast pork, apple sauce, potatoes, greens with stewed
fruit and cheese afterwards.
The cuisine was in itself a calendar.
If your first Sunday were a roast-pork Sunday, you
knew without mental effort on every roast-pork Sunday
exactly how many months you had been there. If
for a moment you had forgotten the day, and found
yourself toying with a herring at dinner, you knew
it was a Tuesday, just as you knew it was Friday from
the Scotch broth placed before you.
Nobody seemed to mind the dreary reiteration,
because everybody was so occupied in keeping up appearances.
Sunday was the day of reckoning and retrospection.
“Were they getting full value for their money?”
was the unuttered question. There were whisperings
and grumblings, sometimes complaints. Then there
was another aspect. Each guest had to enquire
if the expenditure were justified by income.
All these things, like the weekly mending, were kept
for Sundays.
By tea-time the atmosphere was one
of unrest. Mr. Sefton returned from the Park
disappointed, Miss Sikkum from Sunday-school, breathless
from her flight before some alleged admirer, Patricia
from her walk, conscious of a dissatisfaction she
could not define. Mr. Cordal awoke unrefreshed,
Mrs. Craske-Morton emerged from her “boudoir,”
where she balanced the week’s accounts, convinced
that ruin stared her in the face owing to the tonic
qualities of Bayswater air, and Mr. Bolton emerged
from Lloyd’s News facetious. Miss
Wangle was acid, Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe ultra-forbearing,
whilst Mrs. Barnes found it impossible to decide between
a heart-cake and a rusk. Only Mrs. Hamilton,
at work upon her inevitable knitting, seemed human
and content.
On returning to Galvin House Patricia
had formed a habit of instinctively casting her eyes
in the direction of the letter-rack, beneath which
was the table on which parcels were placed that they
might be picked up as the various guests entered on
their way to their rooms. She took herself severely
to task for this weakness, but in spite of her best
efforts, her eyes would wander towards the table and
letter-rack. At last she had to take stern measures
with herself and deliberately walk along the hall
with her face turned to the left, that is to the side
opposite from that of the letter-rack table.
On the Sunday afternoon following
her adventure at the Quadrant Grill-room, Patricia
entered Galvin House, her head resolutely turned to
the left, and ran into Gustave.
“Oh, mees!” he exclaimed,
his gentle, cow-like face expressing pained surprise,
rather than indignation.
Gustave was a Swiss, a French-Swiss,
he was emphatic on this point. Patricia said
he was Swiss wherever he wasn’t French, and German
wherever he wasn’t Swiss and French.
“I am so sorry, Gustave,”
apologised Patricia. “I wasn’t looking
where I was going.”
Gustave smiled amiably, Patricia was
a great favourite of his. “There is a
lady in the looaunge, Mees Brent, the same as you.”
Gustave smiled broadly as if he had discovered some
subtle joke in the duplication of Patricia’s
name.
“Oh, bother!” muttered
Patricia to herself. “Aunt Adelaide, imagine
Aunt Adelaide on an afternoon like this.”
She entered the lounge wearily, to
find Miss Brent the centre of a group, the foremost
in which were Mrs. Craske-Morton, Miss Wangle, and
Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe. Patricia groaned in spirit;
she knew exactly what had been taking place, and now
she would have to explain everything. Could
she explain? Had she for one moment paused to
think of Aunt Adelaide, no amount of frenzy or excitement
would have prompted her to such an adventure.
Miss Brent would probe the mystery out of a ghost.
Material, practical, levelheaded, victorious, she
would strip romance from a legend, or glamour from
a myth.
As she entered the lounge, Patricia
saw by the movement of Miss Wangle’s lips that
she was saying “Ah! here she is.”
Miss Brent turned and regarded her niece with a long,
non-committal stare. Patricia walked over to
her.
“Hullo, Aunt Adelaide!
Who would have thought of seeing you here.”
Miss Brent looked up at her, received
the frigid kiss upon one cheek and returned it upon
the other.
“A peck for a peck,” muttered
Patricia to herself under her breath.
“We’ve been talking about
you,” said Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe ingratiatingly.
“How strange,” announced
Patricia indifferently. “Well, Aunt Adelaide,”
she continued, turning to Miss Brent, “this is
an unexpected pleasure. How is it you are dissipating
in town?”
“I want to speak to you, Patricia.
Is there a quiet corner where we shall not be overheard?”
Miss Wangle started, Mrs. Craske-Morton
rose hurriedly and made for the door. Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe
looked uncomfortable. Miss Brent’s directness
was a thing dreaded by all who knew her.
“You had better come up to my
room, Aunt Adelaide,” said Patricia.
As she reached the door, Mrs. Craske-Morton
turned. “Oh! Miss Brent,”
she said, addressing Patricia, “would you not
like to take your aunt into my boudoir? It is
entirely at your disposal.”
Mrs. Craske-Morton’s “boudoir”
was a small cupboard-like apartment in which she made
up her accounts. It was as much like a boudoir
as a starveling mongrel is like an aristocratic chow.
Patricia smiled her thanks. One of Patricia’s
great points was that she could smile an acknowledgment
in a way that was little less than inspiration.
When they reached the “boudoir,”
Miss Brent sat down with a suddenness and an air of
aggression that left Patricia in no doubt as to the
nature of the talk she desired to have with her.
Miss Brent was a tall, angular woman,
with spinster shouting from every angle of her uncomely
person. No matter what the fashion, she seemed
to wear her clothes all bunched up about her hips.
Her hair was dragged to the back of her head, and
crowned by a hat known in the dim recesses of the
Victorian past as a “boater.” A veil
clawed what remained of the hair and hat towards the
rear, and accentuated the sharpness of her nose and
the fleshlessness of her cheeks. Miss Brent
looked like nothing so much as an aged hawk in whom
the lust to prey still lingered, without the power
of making the physical effort to capture it.
“Patricia,” she demanded, “what
is all this I hear?”
“If you’ve been talking
to Miss Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe, Aunt Adelaide,
heaven only knows what you’ve heard,” replied
Patricia calmly.
“Patricia.” Miss
Brent invariably began her remarks by uttering the
name of the person whom she addressed. “Patricia,
you know perfectly well what I mean.”
“I should know better, if you
would tell me,” murmured Patricia with a patient
sigh as she seated herself in the easiest of the uneasy
chairs, and proceeded to pull off her gloves.
“Patricia, I refer to these
stories about your being engaged.”
“Yes, Aunt Adelaide?”
“Have you nothing to say?”
“Nothing in particular.
People get engaged, you know. I suppose it is
because they’ve got nothing else to do.”
“Patricia, don’t be frivolous.”
“Frivolous! Me frivolous!
Aunt Adelaide! If you were a secretary to a
brainless politician, who is supposed to rise, but
who won’t rise, can’t rise, and never
will rise, from ten until five each day, for the magnificent
salary of two and a half guineas a week, even you wouldn’t
be able to be frivolous.”
“Patricia!” There was
surprised disapproval in Miss Brent’s voice.
“Are you mad?”
“No, Aunt Adelaide, just bored,
just bored stiff.” Patricia emphasised
the word “stiff” in a way that brought
Miss Brent into an even more upright position.
“Patricia, I wish you would
change your idiom. Your flagrant vulgarity would
have deeply pained your poor, dear father.”
Patricia made no response; she simply
looked as she felt, unutterably bored. She was
incapable even of invention. Supposing she told
her aunt the whole story, at least she would have
the joy of seeing the look of horror that would overspread
her features.
“Patricia,” continued
Miss Brent, “I repeat, what is this I hear about
your being engaged?”
“Oh!” replied Patricia
indifferently, “I suppose you’ve heard
the truth; I’ve got engaged.”
“Without telling me a word about it.”
“Oh, well! those are nasty things,
you know, that one doesn’t advertise.”
“Patricia!”
“Well, aunt, you say that all
men are beasts, and if you associate with beasts,
you don’t like the world to know about it.”
“Patricia!” repeated Miss Brent.
“Aunt Adelaide!” cried
Patricia, “you make me feel that I absolutely
hate my name. I wish I’d been numbered.
If you say ‘Patricia’ again I shall scream.”
“Is it true that you are engaged to Lord Peter
Bowen?”
“Good Lord, no.” Patricia sat up
in astonishment.
“Then that woman in the lounge is a liar.”
There was uncompromising conviction in Miss Brent’s
tone.
Patricia leaned forward and smiled.
“Aunt Adelaide, you are singularly discriminating
to-day. She is a liar, and she also happens to
be a cat.”
Miss Brent appeared not to hear Patricia’s
remark. She was occupied with her own thoughts.
She possessed a masculine habit of thinking before
she spoke, and in consequence she was as devoid of
impulse and spontaneity as a snail.
Patricia watched her aunt covertly,
her mind working furiously. What could it mean?
Lord Peter Bowen! Miss Wangle was not given
to making mistakes in which the aristocracy were concerned.
At Galvin House she was the recognised authority
upon anything and everything concerned with royalty
and the titled and landed gentry. County families
were her hobbies and the peerage her obsession.
It would be just like Peter, thought Patricia, to
turn out a lord, just the ridiculous, inconsequent
sort of thing he would delight in. She was unconscious
of any incongruity in thinking of him as Peter.
It seemed the natural thing to do.
She saw by the signs on her aunt’s
face that she was nearing a decision. Conscious
that she must not burn her boats, Patricia burst in
upon Miss Brent’s thoughts with a suddenness
that startled her.
“If Miss Wangle desires to discuss
my friends with you in future, Aunt Adelaide, I think
she should adopt the names by which they prefer to
be known.”
Patricia watched the surprised look
upon her aunt’s face, and with dignity met the
keen hawk-like glance that flashed from her eyes.
“If, for reasons of his own,”
continued Patricia, “a man chooses to drop his
title in favour of his rank in the army, that I think
is a matter for him to decide, and not one that requires
discussion at Miss Wangle’s hands.”
Miss Brent’s stare convinced
Patricia that she was carrying things off rather well.
“Patricia, where did you meet this Colonel Peter
Bowen?”
The question came like a thunder-clap
to Patricia’s unprepared ears. All her
self-complacency of a moment before now deserted her.
She felt her face crimsoning.
How she envied girls who did not blush. What
on earth could she tell her aunt? Why had an
undiscriminating Providence given her an Aunt Adelaide
at all? Why had it not bestowed this inestimable
treasure upon someone more deserving? What could
she say? As well think of lying to Rhadamanthus
as to Miss Brent. Then Patricia had an inspiration.
She would tell her aunt the truth, trusting to her
not to believe it.
“Where did I meet him, Aunt
Adelaide?” she remarked indifferently.
“Oh! I picked him up in a restaurant; he
looked nice.”
“Patricia, how dare you say
such a thing before me.” A slight flush
mantled Miss Brent’s sallow cheeks. All
the proprieties, all the chastities and all the moralities
banked up behind her in moral support.
“You ought to feel ashamed of
yourself, Patricia. London has done you no good.
What would your poor dear father have said?”
“I’m sorry, Aunt Adelaide;
but please remember I’ve had a very tiring week,
trying to leaven an unleavenable politician.
Shall we drop the subject of Colonel Bowen for the
time being?”
“Certainly not,” snapped
Miss Brent. “It is my duty as your sole
surviving relative,” how Patricia deplored that
word “surviving,” why had her Aunt Adelaide
survived? “As your sole surviving relative,”
repeated Miss Brent, “it is my duty to look after
your welfare.”
“But,” protested Patricia,
“I’m nearly twenty-five, and I am quite
able to look after myself.”
“Patricia, it is my duty to
look after you.” Miss Brent spoke as if
she were about to walk over heated ploughshares rather
than to satisfy a natural curiosity.
“I repeat,” proceeded
Miss Brent, “where did you meet Colonel Bowen?”
“I have told you, Aunt Adelaide,
but you won’t believe me.”
“I want to know the truth, Patricia.
Is he really Lord Peter?” persisted Miss Brent.
“To be quite candid, I’ve
never asked him,” replied Patricia.
Miss Brent stared at her niece.
The obviously feminine thing was to express surprise;
but Miss Brent never did the obvious thing. Instead
of repeating, “Never asked him!” she remained
silent for some moments while Patricia, with great
intentness, proceeded to jerk her gloves into shape.
“Patricia, you are mad!”
Miss Brent spoke with conviction.
Patricia glanced up from her occupation
and smiled at her aunt as if entirely sharing her
conviction.
“It’s the price of spinsterhood
with some women,” was all she said.
Miss Brent glared at her; but there
was more than a spice of curiosity in her look.
“Then you decline to tell me?”
she enquired. There was in her voice a note
that told of a mind made up.
Patricia knew from past experience
that her aunt had made up her mind as to her course
of action.
“Tell you what?” she enquired innocently.
“Whether or no the Colonel Bowen
you are engaged to is Lord Peter Bowen.”
Patricia determined to temporise in
order to gain time. She knew Aunt Adelaide to
be capable of anything, even to calling upon Lord Peter
Bowen’s family and enquiring if it were he to
whom her niece was engaged. She was too bewildered
to know how to act. It would be so like this
absurd person to turn out to be a lord and make her
still more ridiculous. If he were Lord Peter,
why on earth had he not told her? Had he thought
she would be dazzled?
Suddenly there flashed into Patricia’s
mind an explanation which caused her cheeks to flame
and her eyes to flash. She strove to put the
idea aside as unworthy of him; but it refused to leave
her. She had heard of men giving false names
to girls they met in the way she and Bowen
had met. He had, then, in spite of his protestations,
mistaken her. In all probability he was not staying
at the Quadrant at all. What a fool she had
been. She had told all about herself, whereas
he had told her nothing beyond the fact that his name
was Peter Bowen. Oh, it was intolerable, humiliating!
The worst of it was that she seemed
unable to extricate herself from the ever-increasing
tangle arising out of her folly. Miss Wangle
and Galvin House had been sufficiently serious factors,
requiring all her watchfulness to circumvent them;
but now Aunt Adelaide had thrown herself precipitately
into the melee, and heaven alone knew what would be
the outcome!
Had her aunt been a man or merely
a woman, Patricia argued, she would not have been
so dangerous; but she possessed the deliberate logic
of the one and the quickness of perception of the
other. With her feminine eye she could see,
and with her man-like brain she could judge.
Patricia felt that the one thing to
do was to get rid of her aunt for the day and then
think things over quietly and decide as to her plan
of campaign.
“Please, Aunt Adelaide,”
she said, “don’t let’s discuss it
any more to-day, I’ve had such a worrying time
at the Bonsors’, and my head is so stupid.
Come to tea to-morrow afternoon at half-past five
and I will tell you all, as they say in the novelettes;
but for heaven’s sake don’t get talking
to those dreadful old tabbies. They have no affairs
of their own, and at the present moment they simply
live upon mine.”
“Very well, Patricia,”
replied Miss Brent as she rose to go, “I will
wait until to-morrow; but, understand me, I am your
sole surviving relative and I have a duty to perform
by you. That duty I shall perform whatever it
costs me.”
As Patricia looked into the hard,
cold eyes of her aunt, she believed her. At
that moment Miss Brent looked as if she represented
all the aggressive virtues in Christendom.
“It’s very sweet of you,
Aunt Adelaide, and I very much appreciate your interest.
I am all nervy to-day; but I shall be all right to-morrow.
Don’t forget, half-past five here. That
will give me time to get back from the Bonsors’.”
Miss Brent pecked Patricia’s
right cheek and moved towards the door. “Remember,
Patricia,” she said, as a final shot, “to-morrow
I shall expect a full explanation. I am deeply
concerned about you. I cannot conceive what
your poor dear father would have said had he been alive.”
With this parting shot Miss Brent
moved down the staircase and left Galvin House.
As she stalked to the temperance hotel in Bloomsbury,
where she was staying, she was fully satisfied that
she had done her duty as a woman and a Christian.
“Sole surviving relative,”
muttered Patricia as she turned back after seeing
her aunt out. And then she remembered with a
smile that her father had once said that “relatives
were the very devil.” A softness came
into her eyes at the thought of her father, and she
remembered another saying of his, “When you
lose your sense of humour and your courage at the
same time, you have lost the game.”
For a moment Patricia paused, deliberating
what she would do. Finally, she walked to the
telephone at the end of the hall. There was a
grimness about her look indicative of a set purpose,
taking down the receiver she called “Gerrard
60000.”
There was a pause.
“That the Quadrant Hotel?” she enquired.
“Is Lord Peter Bowen in?”
The clerk would enquire.
Patricia waited what seemed an age.
At last a voice cried, “Hullo!”
“Is that Lord Peter Bowen?”
“Is that you, Patricia?” came the reply
from the other end of the wire.
“Oh, so it is true then!” said Patricia.
“What’s true?” queried Bowen at
the other end.
“What I’ve just said.”
“What do you mean? I don’t understand.”
“I must see you this evening,” said Patricia
in an even voice.
“That’s most awfully good of you.”
“It’s nothing of the sort.”
Bowen laughed. “Shall I come round?”
“No.”
“Will you dine with me?”
“No.”
“Well, where shall I see you?”
Patricia thought for a moment.
“I will meet you at Lancaster Gate tube at
twenty minutes to nine.”
“All right, I’ll be there. Shall
I bring the car?”
For a moment Patricia hesitated.
She did not want to go to a restaurant with him,
she wanted merely to talk and see how she was to get
out of the difficulty with Aunt Adelaide. The
car seemed to offer a solution. They could drive
out to some quiet place and then talk without a chance
of being overheard.
“Yes, please, I think that will do admirably.”
“Mind you bring a thick coat.
Won’t you let me pick you up? Please
do, then you can bring a fur coat and all that sort
of thing, you know.”
Again Patricia hesitated for a moment.
“Perhaps that would be the better way,”
she conceded grudgingly.
“Right-oh! Will half-past eight do?”
“Yes, I’ll be ready.”
“It’s awfully kind of you; I’m frightfully
bucked.”
“You had better wait and see,
I think,” was Patricia’s grim retort.
“Good-bye.”
“Au revoir.”
Patricia put the receiver up with a jerk.
She returned to her room conscious
that she was never able to do herself justice with
Bowen. Her most righteous anger was always in
danger of being dissipated when she spoke to him.
His personality seemed to radiate good nature, and
he always appeared so genuinely glad to see her, or
hear her voice that it placed her at a disadvantage.
She ought to be stronger and more tenacious of purpose,
she told herself. It was weak to be so easily
influenced by someone else, especially a man who had
treated her in the way that Bowen had treated her;
for Patricia had now come to regard herself as extremely
ill-used.
Nothing, she told herself, would have
persuaded her to ring up Bowen in the way she had
done, had it not been for Aunt Adelaide. In her
heart she had to confess that she was very much afraid
of Aunt Adelaide and what she might do.
Patricia dreaded dinner that evening.
She knew instinctively that everybody would be full
of Miss Wangle’s discovery. She might have
known that Miss Wangle would not be satisfied until
she had discovered everything there was to be discovered
about Bowen.
As Patricia walked along the hall
to the staircase, Mrs. Hamilton came out of the lounge.
Patricia put her arm round the fragile waist of the
old lady and they walked upstairs together.
“Well,” said Patricia
gaily, “what are the old tabbies doing this
afternoon?”
“My dear!” expostulated
Mrs. Hamilton gently, “you mustn’t call
them that, they have so very little to interest them
that that ”
“Oh, you dear, funny little
thing!” said Patricia, giving Mrs. Hamilton
a squeeze which almost lifted her off her feet.
“I think you would find an excuse for anyone,
no matter how wicked. When I get very, very
bad I shall come and ask you to explain me to myself.
I think if you had your way you would prove every
wolf a sheep underneath. Come into my room and
have a pow-wow.”
Inside her room Patricia lifted Mrs.
Hamilton bodily on to the bed. “Now lie
there, you dear little thing, and have a rest.
Dad used to say that every woman ought to lie on
her back for two hours each day. I don’t
know why. I suppose it was to keep her quiet
and get her out of the way. In any case you
have got to lie down there.”
“But your bed, my dear,” protested Mrs.
Hamilton.
“Never mind my bed, you just
do as you’re told. Now what are the old
cats I beg your pardon, what have the lambs
been saying?”
Mrs. Hamilton smiled in spite of herself.
“Well, of course, dear, we’re all very
interested to hear that you are engaged to Lord
Peter Bowen.”
“How did they find out?” interrupted Patricia.
“Well, it appears that Miss
Wangle has a friend who has a cousin in the War Office.”
“Oh, dear!” groaned Patricia.
“I believe Miss Wangle has a friend who has
a cousin in every known place in the world, and a good
many unknown places,” she added. “She
has got a bishop in heaven, innumerable connections
in Mayfair, acquaintances at Court, cousins of friends
at the War Office; the only place where she seems
to have nobody who has anybody else is hell.”
“My dear!” said Mrs. Hamilton
in horror, “you mustn’t talk like that.”
“But isn’t it true?”
persisted Patricia. “Well, I’m sorry
if I’ve shocked you. Tell me all about
it.”
“Well,” began Mrs. Hamilton,
“soon after you had gone out Miss Wangle’s
friend telephoned in reply to her letter of enquiry.
She told her all about Lord Peter Bowen, how he had
distinguished himself in France, won the Military
Cross, the D.S.O., how he had been promoted to the
rank of lieutenant-colonel, and brought back to the
War Office and given a position on the General Staff.
He’s a very clever young man, my dear.”
Patricia laughed outright at Mrs.
Hamilton’s earnestness. “Why of
course he’s clever, otherwise he wouldn’t
have taken up with such a clever young woman.”
“Well, my dear, I hope you’ll
be happy,” said Mrs. Hamilton earnestly.
“I doubt it,” said Patricia.
“Doubt it!” There was
horror in Mrs. Hamilton’s voice. She half
raised herself on the bed. Patricia pushed her
back again.
“Never mind, your remark reminds
me of a story about a great-great-grandmother of mine.
A granddaughter of hers had become engaged and there
was a great family meeting to introduce the poor victim
to his future “in-laws.” The old
lady was very deaf and had formed the habit of speaking
aloud quite unconscious that others could hear her.
The wretched young man was brought up and presented,
and everybody was agog to hear the grandmotherly pronouncement,
for the old lady was as shrewd as she was frank.
She looked at the young man keenly and deliberately,
whilst he stood the picture of discomfort, and turning
to her granddaughter, said, “Well, my dear, I
hope you’ll be happy, I hope you’ll be
very happy,” then to herself in an equally loud
voice she added, “But he wouldn’t have
been my choice, he wouldn’t have been my choice.”
“Oh! the poor dear,” said
Mrs. Hamilton, seeing only the tragic side of the
situation.
Patricia laughed. “How
like you, you dear little grey lady,” and she
bent down and kissed the pale cheeks, bringing a slight
rose flush to them.
It was half-past seven before Mrs.
Hamilton left Patricia’s room.
“Heigh-ho!” sighed Patricia
as she undid her hair, “I suppose I shall have
to run the gauntlet during dinner.”