“The bath is ready, my lord.”
Lord Peter Bowen opened his eyes as
if reluctant to acknowledge that another day had dawned.
He stretched his limbs and yawned luxuriously.
For the next few moments he lay watching his man, Peel,
as he moved noiselessly about the room, idly speculating
as to whether such precision and self-repression were
natural or acquired.
To Bowen Peel was a source of never-ending
interest. No matter at what hour Bowen had seen
him, Peel always appeared as if he had just shaved.
In his every action there was purpose, and every purpose
was governed by one law order. He
was noiseless, wordless, selfless. Bowen was
convinced that were he to die suddenly and someone
chance to call, Peel would merely say: “His
Lordship is not at home, sir.”
Thin of face, small of stature, precise
of movement, Peel possessed the individuality of negation.
He looked nothing in particular, seemed nothing in
particular, did everything to perfection. His
face was a barrier to intimacy, his demeanour a gulf
to the curious: he betrayed neither emotion nor
confidence. In short he was the most perfect
gentleman’s servant in existence.
“What’s the time, Peel?” enquired
Bowen.
“Seven forty-three, my lord,”
replied the meticulous Peel, glancing at the clock
on the mantel-piece.
“Have I any engagements to-day?” queried
his master.
“No, my lord. You have
refused to make any since last Thursday morning.”
Then Bowen remembered. He had
pleaded pressure at the War Office as an excuse for
declining all invitations. He was determined
that nothing should interfere with his seeing Patricia
should she unbend. With the thought of Patricia
returned the memory of the previous night’s events.
Bowen cursed himself for the mess he had made of things.
Every act of his had seemed to result only in one
thing, the angering of Patricia. Even then things
might have gone well if it had not been for his wretched
bad luck in being the son of a peer.
As he lay watching Peel, Bowen felt
in a mood to condole with himself. Confound it!
Surely it could not be urged against him as his fault
that he had a wretched title. He had been given
no say in the matter. As for telling Patricia,
could he immediately on meeting her blurt out, “I’m
a lord?” Supposing he had introduced himself
as “Lieutenant-Colonel Lord Peter Bowen.”
How ridiculous it would have sounded. He had
come to hate the very sound of the word “lord.”
“It’s ten minutes to eight, my lord.”
It was Peel’s voice that broke in upon his reflections.
“Oh, damn!” cried Bowen
as he threw his legs out of bed and sat looking at
Peel.
“I beg pardon, my lord?”
“I said damn!” replied Bowen.
“Yes, my lord.”
Bowen regarded Peel narrowly.
He was confoundedly irritating this morning.
He seemed to be my-lording his master specially to
annoy him. There was, however, no sign upon Peel’s
features or in his watery blue eyes indicating that
he was other than in his normal frame of mind.
Why couldn’t Patricia be sensible?
Why must she take up this absurd attitude, contorting
every action of his into a covert insult? Why
above all things couldn’t women be reasonable?
Bowen rose, stretched himself and walked across to
the bath-room. As he was about to enter he looked
over his shoulder.
“If,” he said, “you
can arrange to remind me of my infernal title as little
as possible during the next few days, Peel, I shall
feel infinitely obliged.”
“Yes, my lord,” was the response.
Bowen banged the door savagely, and Peel rang to order
breakfast.
During the meal Bowen pondered over
the events of the previous evening, and in particular
over Patricia’s unreasonableness. His one
source of comfort was that she had appealed to him
to put things right about her aunt. That would
involve his seeing her again. He did not, or
would not, see that he was the only one to whom she
could appeal.
Bowen always breakfasted in his own
sitting-room; he disliked his fellow-men in the early
morning. Looking up suddenly from the table he
caught Peel’s expressionless eye upon him.
“Peel.”
“Yes, my lord.”
“Why is it that we Englishmen dislike each other
so at breakfast?”
Peel paused for a moment. “I’ve
heard it said, my lord, that we’re half an inch
taller in the morning, perhaps our perceptions are
more acute also.”
Bowen looked at Peel curiously.
“You’re a philosopher,” he said,
“and I’m afraid a bit of a cynic.”
“I hope not, my lord,” responded Peel.
Bowen pushed back his chair and rose,
receiving from Peel his cap, cane, and gloves.
“By the way,” he said,
“I want you to ring up Lady Tanagra and ask her
to lunch with me at half-past one. Tell her it’s
very important, and ask her not to fail me.”
“Yes, my lord: it shall be attended to.”
Bowen went out. Lady Tanagra
was Bowen’s only sister. As children they
had been inseparable, forced into an alliance by the
overbearing nature of their elder brother, the heir,
Viscount Bowen, who would succeed to the title as
the eighth Marquess of Meyfield. Bowen was five
years older than his sister, who had just passed her
twenty-third birthday and, as a frail sensitive child,
she had instinctively looked to him for protection
against her elder brother.
Their comradeship was that of mutual
understanding. For one to say to the other,
“Don’t fail me,” meant that any engagement,
however pressing, would be put off. There was
a tacit acknowledgment that their comradeship stood
before all else. Each to the other was unique.
Thus when Bowen sent the message to Lady Tanagra through
Peel asking her not to fail him, he knew that she
would keep the appointment. He knew equally
well that it would involve her in the breaking of some
other engagement, for there were few girls in London
so popular as Lady Tanagra Bowen.
Whenever there was an important social
function, Lady Tanagra Bowen was sure to be there,
and it was equally certain that the photographers of
the illustrated and society papers would so manoeuvre
that she came into the particular group, or groups,
they were taking.
The seventh Marquess of Meyfield was
an enthusiastic collector of Tanagra figurines and,
overruling his lady’s protestations, he had
determined to call his first and only daughter Tanagra.
Lady Meyfield had begged for a second name; but the
Marquess had been resolute. “Tanagra I
will have her christened and Tanagra I will have her
called,” he had said with a smile that, if it
mitigated the sternness of his expression, did not
in my way undermine his determination. Lady
Meyfield knew her lord, and also that her only chance
of ruling him was by showing unfailing tact.
She therefore bowed to his decision.
“Poor child!” she had
remarked as she looked down at the frail little mite
in the hollow of her arm, “you’re certainly
going to be made ridiculous; but I’ve done my
best,” and Lord Meyfield had come across the
room and kissed his wife with the remark, “There
you’re wrong, my dear, it’s going to help
to make her a great success. Imagine, the Lady
Tanagra Bowen; why it would make a celebrity of the
most commonplace female,” whereat they had both
smiled.
As a child Lady Tanagra had been teased
unmercifully about her name, so much so that she had
almost hated it; but later when she had come to love
the figurines that were so much part of her father’s
life, she had learned, not only to respect, but to
be proud of the name.
To her friends and intimates she was
always Tan, to the less intimate Lady Tan, and to
the world at large Lady Tanagra Bowen.
She had once found the name extremely
useful, when in process of being proposed to by an
undesirable of the name of Black.
“It’s no good,”
she had said, “I could never marry you, no matter
what the state of my feelings. Think how ridiculous
we should both be, everybody would call us Black and
Tan. Ugh! it sounds like a whisky as well as
a dog.” Whereat Mr. Black had laughed and
they remained friends, which was a great tribute to
Lady Tanagra.
Exquisitely pretty, sympathetic, witty,
human! Lady Tanagra Bowen was a favourite wherever
she went. She seemed incapable of making enemies
even amongst her own sex. Her taste in dress
was as unerring as in literature and art. Everything
she did or said was without effort. She had been
proposed to by “half the eligibles and all the
inéligibles in London,” as Bowen phrased
it; but she declared she would never marry until Peter
married, and had thus got somebody else to mother him.
At a quarter-past one when Bowen left
the War Office, he found Lady Tanagra waiting in her
car outside.
“Hullo, Tan!” he cried,
“what a brainy idea, picking up the poor, tired
warrior.”
“It’ll save you a taxi,
Peter. I’ll tell you what to do with the
shilling as we go along.”
Lady Tanagra smiled up into her brother’s
face. She was always happy with Peter.
As she swung the car across Whitehall
to get into the north-bound stream of traffic, Bowen
looked down at his sister. She handled her big
car with dexterity and ease. She was a dainty
creature with regular features, violet-blue eyes and
golden hair that seemed to defy all constraint.
There was a tilt about her chin that showed determination,
and that about her eyebrows which suggested something
more than good judgment.
“I hope you weren’t doing
anything to-day, Tan,” said Bowen as they came
to a standstill at the top of Whitehall, waiting for
the removal of a blue arm that barred their progress.
“I was lunching with the Bolsovers;
but I’m not well enough, I’m afraid, to
see them. It’s measles, you know.”
“Good heavens, Tan! what do you mean?”
“Well, I had to say something
that would be regarded as a sufficient excuse for
breaking a luncheon engagement of three weeks’
standing. Quite a lot of people were invited
to meet me.”
“I’m awfully sorry,” began Bowen
apologetically.
“Oh, it’s all right!”
was the reply as the car jumped forward. “I
shall be deluged with fruit and flowers now from all
sorts of people, because the Bolsovers are sure to
spread it round that I’m in extremis. To-morrow,
however, I shall announce that it was a wrong diagnosis.”
Lady Tanagra drew the car up to the
curb outside Dent’s. “I think,”
she said, indicating an old woman selling matches,
“we’ll give her the shilling for the taxi,
Peter, shall we?”
Peter beckoned the old woman and handed
her a shilling with a smile.
“Does it make you feel particularly
virtuous to be charitable with another’s money?”
he enquired.
Lady Tanagra made a grimace.
Over lunch they talked upon general
topics and about common friends. Lady Tanagra
made no reference to the important matter that had
caused her to be summoned to lunch, even at the expense
of having measles as an excuse. That was characteristic
of her. She had nothing of a woman’s curiosity,
at least she never showed it, particularly with Peter.
After lunch they went to the lounge
for coffee. When they had been served and both
were smoking, Bowen remarked casually, “Got any
engagement for this afternoon, Tan?”
“Tea at the Carlton at half-past
four, then I promised to run in to see the Grahams
before dinner. I’m afraid it will mean
more flowers and fruit. Oh!” she replied,
“I suppose I must stick to measles. I shall
have to buy some thanks for kind enquiries cards as
I go home.”
During lunch Bowen had been wondering
how he could approach the subject of Patricia.
He could not tell even Tanagra how he had met her that
was Patricia’s secret. If she chose to
tell, that was another matter; but he could not.
As a rule he found it easy to talk to Tanagra and
explain things; but this was a little unusual.
Lady Tanagra watched him shrewdly for a minute or
two.
“I think I should just say it
as it comes, Peter,” she remarked in a casual,
matter-of-fact tone.
Bowen started and then laughed.
“What I want is a sponsor for
an acquaintanceship between myself and a girl.
I cannot tell you everything, Tan, she may decide
to; but of course you know it’s all right.”
“Why, of course,” broke
in Lady Tanagra with an air of conviction which contained
something of a reproach that he should have thought
it necessary to mention such a thing.
“Well, you’ve got to do
a bit of lying, too, I’m afraid.”
“Oh! that will be all right.
The natural consequence of a high temperature through
measles.” Lady Tanagra saw that Bowen was
ill at ease, and sought by her lightness to simplify
things for him.
“How long have I known her?” she proceeded.
“Oh! that you had better settle
with her. All that is necessary is for you to
have met her somewhere, or somehow, and to have introduced
me to her.”
“And who is to receive these
explanations?” enquired Lady Tanagra.
“Her aunt, a gorgon.”
“Does the girl know that you
are that I am to throw myself into the
breach?”
“No,” said Peter, “I
didn’t think to tell her. I said that I
would arrange things. Her name’s Patricia
Brent. She’s private secretary to Arthur
Bonsor of 426 Eaton Square, and she lives at Galvin
House Residential Hotel, to give it its full title,
8 Galvin Street, Bayswater. Her aunt is to be
at Galvin House at half-past five this afternoon,
when I have to be explained to her. Oh! it’s
most devilish awkward, Tan, because I can’t
tell you the facts of the case. I wish she were
here.”
“That’s all right, Peter.
I’ll put things right. What time does
she leave Eaton Square?”
“Five o’clock, I think.”
“Good! leave it to me.
By the way, where shall you be if I want to get at
you?”
“When?”
“Say six o’clock.”
“I’ll be back here at six and wait until
seven.”
“That will do. Now I really
must be going. I’ve got to telephone to
these people about the measles. Shall I run you
down to Whitehall?”
“No, thanks, I think I’ll
walk,” and with that he saw her into her car
and turned to walk back to Whitehall, thanking his
stars for being possessed of such a sister and marvelling
at her wisdom. He had not the most remote idea
of how she would achieve her purpose; but achieve
it he was convinced she would. It was notorious
that Lady Tanagra never failed in anything she undertook.
While Bowen and his sister were lunching
at the Quadrant, Patricia was endeavouring to concentrate
her mind upon her work. “The egregious
Arthur,” as she called him to herself in her
more impatient moments, had been very trying that
morning. He had been in a particularly indeterminate
mood, which involved the altering and changing of almost
every sentence he dictated. In the usual way
he was content to tell Patricia what he wanted to
say, and let her clothe it in fitting words; but this
morning he had insisted on dictating every letter,
with the result that her notes had become hopelessly
involved and she was experiencing great difficulty
in reading them. Added to this was the fact
that she could not keep her thoughts from straying
to Aunt Adelaide. What would happen that afternoon?
What was Bowen going to do to save the situation?
He had promised to see her through; but how was he
going to do it?