Having become reconciled to what she
regarded as Patricia’s matrimonial plans, although
strongly disapproving of her deplorable flippancy,
Miss Brent decided that her niece’s position
must be established in the eyes of her prospective
relatives-in-law.
Miss Brent was proud of her family,
but still prouder of the fact that the founder had
come over with that extremely dubious collection of
notables introduced into England by William of Normandy.
To Miss Brent, William the Conqueror was what The
Mayflower is to all ambitious Americans a
social jumping-off point. There were no army
lists in 1066, or passengers’ lists in 1620.
No one could say with any degree of
certainty what it was that Geoffrey Brent did for,
or knew about, his ducal master; but it was sufficiently
important to gain for him a grant of lands, which he
had no more right to occupy than the Norman had to
bestow.
After careful thought Miss Brent had
decided upon her line of operations. Geoffrey
Brent was to be used as a corrective to Patricia’s
occupation. No family, Miss Brent argued, could
be expected to welcome with open arms a girl who earned
her living as the secretary of an unknown member of
parliament. She foresaw complications, fierce
opposition, possibly an attempt to break off the engagement.
To defeat this Geoffrey Brent was to be disinterred
and flung into the conflict, and Patricia was to owe
to her aunt the happiness that was to be hers.
Incidentally Miss Brent saw in this circumstance a
very useful foundation upon which to build for herself
a position in the future.
Miss Brent had made up her mind upon
two points. One that she would call upon Lady
Meyfield, the other that Patricia’s engagement
must be announced. Debrett told her all she
wanted to know about the Bowens, and she strongly
disapproved of what she termed “hole-in-the-corner
engagements.” The marriage of a Brent to
a Bowen was to her an alliance, carrying with it certain
social responsibilities, consequently Society must
be advised of what was impending. Romance was
a by-product that did not concern either Miss Brent
or Society.
Purpose and decision were to Miss
Brent what wings and tail are to the swallow:
they propelled and directed her. Her mind once
made up, to change it would have appeared to Miss
Brent an unpardonable sign of weakness. Circumstances
might alter, thrones totter, but Miss Brent’s
decisions would remain unshaken.
On the day following her meeting with
Lady Tanagra and Bowen, Miss Brent did three things.
She transferred to “The Mayfair Hotel”
for one night, she prepared an announcement of the
engagement for The Morning Post, and she set
out to call upon Lady Meyfield in Grosvenor Square.
The transference to “The Mayfair
Hotel” served a double purpose. It would
impress the people at the newspaper office, and it
would also show that Patricia’s kinswoman was
of some importance.
As Patricia was tapping out upon a
typewriter the halting eloquence of Mr. Arthur Bonsor,
Miss Brent was being whirled in a taxi first to the
office of The Morning Post and then on to Grosvenor
Square.
“I fully appreciate,”
tapped Patricia with wandering attention, “the
national importance of pigs.”
“Miss Brent!” announced Lady Meyfield’s
butler.
Miss Brent found herself gazing into
a pair of violet eyes that were smiling a greeting
out of a gentle face framed in white hair.
“How do you do!” Lady
Meyfield was endeavouring to recall where she could
have met her caller.
“I felt it was time the families
met,” announced Miss Brent.
Lady Meyfield smiled, that gentle
reluctant smile so characteristic of her. She
was puzzled; but too well-bred to show it.
“Won’t you have some tea?”
She looked about her, then fixing her eyes upon a
dark man in khaki, with smouldering eyes, called to
him, introduced him, and had just time to say:
“Godfrey, see that Miss Brent
has some tea,” when a rush of callers swept
Miss Brent and Captain Godfrey Elton further into the
room.
Miss Brent looked about her with interest.
She had read of how Lady Meyfield had turned her
houses, both town and country, into convalescent homes
for soldiers; but she was surprised to see men in
hospital garb mixing freely with the other guests.
Elton saw her surprise.
“Lady Meyfield has her own ideas
of what is best,” he remarked as he handed her
a cup of tea.
Miss Brent looked up interrogatingly.
“She had some difficulty at
first,” continued Elton; “but eventually
she got her own way as she always does. Now the
official hospitals send her their most puzzling cases
and she cures them.”
“How?” enquired Miss Brent with interest.
“Imagination,” said Elton,
bowing to a pretty brunette at the other side of the
room. “She is too wise to try and fatten
a canary on a dog biscuit.”
“Does she keep canaries then?” enquired
Miss Brent.
“I’m afraid that was only
my clumsy effort at metaphor,” responded Elton
with a disarming smile. “She adopts human
methods. They are generally successful.”
Elton went on to describe something
of the success that had attended Lady Meyfield’s
hostels, as she called them. They were famous
throughout the Service. When war broke out someone
had suggested that she should use her tact and knowledge
of human nature in treating cases that defied the
army M.O.’s. “A tyrant is the first
victim of tact,” Godfrey Elton had said of Lord
Meyfield, and in his ready acquiescence in his lady’s
plans Lord Meyfield had tacitly concurred.
Lady Meyfield had conferred with her
lord in respect to all her plans and arrangements,
until he had come to regard the hostels as the children
of his own brain, admirably controlled and conducted
by his wife. He seldom appeared, keeping to
the one place free from the flood of red, white, and
blue his library. Here with his books
and terra-cottas he “grew old with a grace
worthy of his rank,” as Elton phrased it.
Lady Meyfield’s “cases”
were mostly those of shell-shock, or nervous troubles.
She studied each patient’s needs, and decided
whether he required diversion or quiet: if diversion,
he was sent to her town house; if quiet, he went to
one of her country houses.
At first it had been thought that
a woman could not discipline a number of men; but
Lady Meyfield had settled this by allowing them to
discipline themselves. All misdemeanours were
reported to and judged by a committee of five elected
by ballot from among the patients. Their decisions
were referred to Lady Meyfield for ratification.
The result was that in no military hospital, or convalescent
home, in the country was the discipline so good.
Miss Brent listened perfunctorily
to Elton’s description of Lady Meyfield’s
success. She had not come to Grosvenor Square
to hear about hostels, or the curing of shell-shocked
soldiers, and her eyes roved restlessly about the
room.
“You know Lord Peter?” she enquired at
length.
“Intimately,” Elton replied as he took
her cup from her.
“Do you like him?” Miss Brent was always
direct.
“Unquestionably.”
Elton’s tone was that of a man who found nothing
unusual either in the matter or method of interrogation.
“Is he steady?” was the next question.
“As a rock,” responded Elton, beginning
to enjoy a novel experience.
“Why doesn’t he live here?” demanded
Miss Brent.
“Who, Peter?”
Miss Brent nodded.
“No room. The soldiers, you know,”
he added.
“No room for her own son?”
Miss Brent’s tone was in itself an accusation
against Lady Meyfield of unnaturalness.
“Oh! Peter understands,” was Elton’s
explanation.
“Oh!” Miss Brent looked
sharply at him. For a minute there was silence.
“You have been wounded?”
Miss Brent indicated the blue band upon his arm.
Her question arose, not from any interest she felt;
but she required time in which to reorganise her attack.
“I am only waiting for my final
medical board, as I hope,” Elton replied.
“You know Lady Tanagra?”
Miss Brent was feeling some annoyance with this extremely
self-possessed young man.
“Yes,” was Elton’s
reply. He wondered if the next question would
deal with her steadiness.
“I suppose you are a friend
of the family?” was Miss Brent’s next
question.
Elton bowed.
“Good afternoon, sir.”
The speaker was a soldier in hospital blue, a rugged
little man known among his fellows as “Uncle.”
“Hullo! Uncle, how are you?” said
Elton, shaking hands.
Miss Brent noticed a warmth in Elton’s
tone that was in marked contrast to the even tone
of courtesy with which he had answered her questions.
“Oh, just ‘oppin’
on to ‘eaven, sir,” replied Uncle.
“Sort of sittin’ up an’ takin’
notice.”
Elton introduced Uncle to Miss Brent,
an act that seemed to her quite unnecessary.
“And where were you wounded?”
asked Miss Brent conventionally.
“Clean through the buttocks, mum,” replied
Uncle simply.
Miss Brent flushed and cast a swift
glance at Elton, whose face showed no sign.
She turned to Uncle and regarded him severely; but
he was blissfully unaware of having offended.
“Can’t sit down now, mum,
without it ’urtin’,” added Uncle,
interpreting Miss Brent’s steady gaze as betokening
interest.
“Oh, Goddy! I’ve
been trying to fight my way across to you for hours.”
The pretty brunette to whom Elton had bowed joined
the group. “I’ve been giving you
the glad eye all the afternoon and you merely bow.
Well, Uncle, how’s the wound?”
Miss Brent gasped. She was unaware
that Uncle’s wound was the standing joke among
all Lady Meyfield’s guests.
“Oh! I’m gettin’
on, thank you,” said Uncle cheerfully.
“Mustn’t complain.”
“Isn’t he a darling?”
The girl addressed herself to Miss Brent, who merely
stared.
“Do you refer to Uncle or to me?” enquired
Elton.
“Why both, of course; but ”
she paused and, screwing up her piquante little
face in thought she added, “but I think Uncle’s
the darlinger though, don’t you?”
Again she challenged Miss Brent.
“Good job my missis can’t ’ear ’er,”
was Uncle’s comment to Elton.
“There, you see!” cried
the girl gaily, “Uncle talks about his wife
when I make love to him, and as for Goddy,” she
turned and regarded Elton with a quizzical expression,
“he treats my passion with a look that clearly
says prunes and prisms.”
Miss Brent’s head was beginning
to whirl. Somewhere at the back of her mind
was the unuttered thought, What would Little Milstead
think of such conversation? She was brought
back to Lady Meyfield’s drawing-room by hearing
the brunette once more addressing her.
“They’re the two most
interesting men in the room. I call them the
Dove and the Serpent. Uncle has the guilelessness
of the dove, whilst Godfrey has all the wisdom of
the serpent. The three of us together would
make a most perfect Garden of Eden. Wouldn’t
we, Goddy?”
“You are getting a little confused,
Peggy,” said Elton. “This is not
a fancy dress ”
“Stop him, someone!” cried
the brunette, “he’s going to say something
naughty.”
Elton smiled, Miss Brent continued
to stare, whilst Uncle with a grin of admiration cried:
“Lor’, don’t she run on!”
“Now come along, Uncle!”
cried the girl. “I’ve found some
topping chocolates, a new kind. They’re
priceless,” and she dragged Uncle off to the
end of the table.
“Who was that?” demanded
Miss Brent of Elton, disapproval in her look and tone.
“Lady Peggy Bristowe,” replied Elton.
Miss Brent was impressed. The
Bristowes traced their ancestry so far back as to
make William the Norman’s satellites look almost
upstarts.
“She is a little overpowering
at first, isn’t she?” remarked Elton,
smiling in spite of himself at the conflicting emotions
depicted upon Miss Brent’s face; but Lady Peggy
gave her no time to reply. She was back again
like a shaft of April sunshine.
“Here, open your mouth, Goddy,”
she cried, “they’re delicious.”
Elton did as he was bid, and Lady
Peggy popped a chocolate in, then wiping her finger
and thumb daintily upon a ridiculously small piece
of cambric, she stood in front of Elton awaiting his
verdict.
“Like it?” she demanded,
her head on one side like a bird, and her whole attention
concentrated upon Elton.
“Apart from a suggestion of
furniture polish,” began Elton, “it is ”
“Hun!” cried Lady Peggy
as she whisked over to where she had left Uncle.
“Lady Peggy is rather spoiled,”
said Elton to Miss Brent. “I fear she
trades upon having the prettiest ankles in London.”
Miss Brent turned upon Elton one glance,
then with head in air and lips tightly compressed,
she stalked away. Elton watched her in surprise,
unconscious that his casual reference to the ankles
of the daughter of a peer had been to Miss Brent the
last straw.
“Hate at the prow and virtue
at the helm,” he murmured as she disappeared.
Miss Brent was now convinced beyond
all power of argument to the contrary that her call
had landed her in the very midst of an ultra-fast
set. She was unaware that Godfrey Elton was notorious
among his friends for saying the wrong thing to the
right people.
“You never know what Godfrey
will say,” his Aunt Caroline had remarked on
one occasion when he had just confided to the vicar
that all introspective women have thick ankles, “and
the dear vicar is so sensitive.”
It seemed that whenever Elton elected
to emerge from the mantle of silence with which he
habitually clothed himself, it was in the presence
of either a sensitive vicar or someone who was sensitive
without being a vicar.
Once when Lady Gilcray had rebuked
him for openly admiring Jenny Adam’s legs, which
were displayed each night to an appreciative public
at the Futility Theatre, Elton had replied, “A
woman’s legs are to me what they are to God,”
which had silenced her Ladyship, who was not quite
sure whether it was rank blasphemy or a classical quotation;
but she never forgave him.
Miss Brent made several efforts to
approach Lady Meyfield to have a few minutes’
talk with her about the subject of her call; but without
success. She was always surrounded either by
arriving or departing guests, and soldiers seemed
perpetually hovering about ready to pounce upon her
at the first opportunity.
At last Miss Brent succeeded in attracting
her hostess’ attention, and before she knew
exactly what had happened, Lady Meyfield had shaken
hands, thanked her for coming, hoped she would come
again soon, and Miss Brent was walking downstairs
her mission unaccomplished. Her only consolation
was the knowledge that within the next day or two The
Morning Post would put matters upon a correct footing.
A mile away Patricia was tapping out
upon her typewriter that “pigs are the potential
saviours of the Empire.”