I
“Well, me dear, ’ow goes it?”
Mr. Triggs flooded the room with his
genial person, mopping his brow with a large bandana
handkerchief, and blowing a cheerful protest against
the excessive heat.
Patricia looked up from her work and
greeted him with a tired smile, as he collapsed heavily
upon a chair, which creaked ominously beneath his
weight.
“When you’re sixty-two
in the shade it ain’t like being twenty-five
in the sun,” he said, laughing happily at his
joke.
“Now you must sit quiet and
be good,” admonished Patricia. “I’m
busy with beetles.”
“Busy with what?” demanded
Mr. Triggs arresting the process of fanning himself
with his handkerchief.
“The potato-beetle,” explained
Patricia. “There is no lack of variety
in the life of an M.P.’s secretary: babies
and beetles, pigs and potatoes, meat and margarine,
they all have their allotted place.”
“Arthur works you too ’ard,
me dear, I’m afraid,” said Mr. Triggs.
“I must speak to ’im about it.”
“Oh, Mr. Triggs! You mustn’t
do anything of the sort. He’s most kind
and considerate, and if I am here I must do what he
wants.”
“But beetles and babies and
potatoes, me dear,” said Mr. Triggs. “That’s
more than a joke.”
“Oh! you don’t know what
a joke a beetle can be,” said Patricia, looking
up and laughing in spite of herself at the expression
of anxiety on Mr. Triggs’s face.
Mr. Triggs mumbled something to himself.
“God bless my soul!” he
exclaimed a moment after. “’Ere am I,
forgetting what I come about. I’ve seen
The Morning Post, me dear.”
Patricia pushed back her chair from
the table and turned and faced Mr. Triggs.
“Mr. Triggs,” she said,
“if you mention the words Morning Post
to me again I think I shall kill you.”
Mr. Triggs’s hands dropped to
his side as he gazed at her in blank astonishment.
“But, me dear ” he
began.
“The engagement has been broken
off,” announced Patricia.
Mr. Triggs’s jaw dropped, and
he gazed at Patricia in amazement. “Broken
off,” he repeated. “Engagement broken
off. Why, damn ’im, I’ll punch ’is
’ead,” and he made an effort to rise.
Patricia laughed, a little hysterically.
“You mustn’t blame Lord
Peter,” she said. “It is I who have
broken it off.”
Mr. Triggs collapsed into the chair
again. “You broke it off,” he exclaimed.
“You broke off the engagement with a nice young
chap like ’im?”
Patricia nodded.
“Well, I’m blowed!”
Mr. Triggs sat staring at Patricia as if she had
suddenly become transformed into a dodo. After
nearly a minute’s contemplation of Patricia,
a smile slowly spread itself over his features, like
the sun breaking through a heavy cloud-laden sky.
“You been ‘avin’
a quarrel, that’s what’s the matter,”
he announced with a profound air of wisdom.
Patricia shook her head with an air
of finality; but Mr. Triggs continued to nod his head
wisely.
“That’s what’s the
matter,” he muttered. “Why,”
he added, “you’ll never get another young
chap like ’im. Took a great fancy to ’im,
I did. Now all you’ve got to do is just
to kiss and make it up. Then you’ll feel
’appier than ever afterwards.”
Patricia realised the impossibility
of conveying to Mr. Triggs that her decision was irrevocable.
Furthermore she was anxious that he should go, as
she had promised to get out certain statistics for
Mr. Bonsor.
“Now you really must go, Mr.
Triggs. You won’t think me horrid, will
you, but I had a half-holiday the other day, and now
I must work and make up for it. That’s
only fair, isn’t it?”
“Very well, me dear, I can’t
stay. I’ll be off and get out of your
way. Now don’t forget. Make it up,
kiss and be friends. That’s my motto.”
“It isn’t a quarrel, Mr.
Triggs; but it’s no use trying to explain to
anyone so sweet and nice as you. Anyhow, I have
broken off the engagement, and Lord Peter is in no
way to blame.”
“Well, good-bye, me dear.
I’ll see you again soon,” said Mr. Triggs,
still nodding his head with genial conviction as to
the rightness of his diagnosis. “And now
I’ll be trottin’. Don’t
forget,” and with a final look over his shoulder
and another nod of wisdom he floated out of the room,
seeming to leave it cold and bare behind him.
“Well, I’m blowed!”
he muttered as he walked away from Eaton Square.
Arrived at the corner of Eaton Place, he stood still
as if uncertain what direction to take. Seeing
a crawling taxi he suddenly seemed inspired with an
idea.
“Hi! Hi! Taxi!”
he shouted, waving his umbrella. Having secured
the taxi and given the man instructions to drive to
the Quadrant, he hauled himself in and sat down with
a sigh of satisfaction.
It was a few minutes to one as he
asked for Lord Peter Bowen at the enquiry-office of
the Quadrant. Two minutes later Peel descended
in the lift to inform him that his Lordship had not
yet returned to lunch. Was Mr. Triggs expected?
“Well, no,” confessed
Mr. Triggs, looking at Peel a little uncertainly.
“’E wasn’t expecting me; but ’e
asked me the other night if I’d call in when
I was passing, and as I was passing I called in, see?”
For a moment Peel seemed to hesitate.
“His Lordship has a luncheon
engagement, sir,” he said; “but he could
no doubt see you for two or three minutes if he asked
you to call. Perhaps you will step this way.”
Before Mr. Triggs had a chance of
doing as was suggested, Peel had turned aside.
“No, my lady, his Lordship is
not in yet; but he will not be more than a minute
or two. This gentleman,” he looked at the
card, “Mr. Triggs, is ”
“Oh, Mr. Triggs, how do you
do?” cried Lady Tanagra, extending her hand.
Mr. Triggs looked at the exquisite
little vision before him in surprise and admiration.
He took the proffered hand as if it had been a piece
of priceless porcelain.
“I’m Lord Peter’s
sister, you know. I’ve heard all about
you from Patricia. Do come up and let us have
a chat before my brother comes.”
Mr. Triggs followed Lady Tanagra into
the lift, too surprised and bewildered to make any
response to her greeting. As the lift slid upwards
he mopped his brow vigorously with his handkerchief.
When they were seated in Bowen’s
sitting-room he at last found voice.
“I just been to see ’er,” he said.
“Who, Patricia?” asked Lady Tanagra.
Mr. Triggs nodded, and there was a
look in his eyes which implied that he was not at
all satisfied with what he had seen.
“Quarrelled, ‘aven’t they?"’
he asked.
“Well,” began Lady Tanagra,
not quite knowing how much Mr. Triggs actually knew
of the circumstances of the case.
“Said she’d broken it
off. I gave her a talking to, I did. She’ll
never get another young chap like ’im.”
“Did you tell her so?” asked Lady Tanagra.
“Tell her so, I should think
I did!” said Mr. Triggs, “and more than
once too.”
“Oh, you foolish, foolish man!”
cried Lady Tanagra, wringing her hands in mock despair.
A moment afterwards she burst out laughing at the
comical look of dismay on Mr. Triggs’s face.
“What ’ave I done?” he cried
in genuine alarm.
“Why, don’t you see that
you have implied that all the luck is on her side,
and that will make her simply furious?”
“But but ”
began Mr. Triggs helplessly, looking very much like
a scolded child.
“Now sit down,” ordered
Lady Tanagra with an irresistible smile, “and
I’ll tell you. My brother wants to marry
Patricia, and Patricia, for some reason best known
to herself, says that it can’t be done.
Now I’m sure that she is fond of Peter; but
he has been so impetuous that he has rather taken
her breath away. I’ve never known him like
it before,” said Lady Tanagra plaintively.
“But ’e’s an awfully
lucky fellow if ’e gets ’er,” broke
in Mr. Triggs, as if feeling that something were required
of him.
“Why, of course he is,”
said Lady Tanagra. “Now will you help us,
Mr. Triggs?”
Lady Tanagra looked at him with an
expression that would have extracted a promise of
help from St. Anthony himself.
“Of course I will, me dear.
I I beg your pardon,” stuttered Mr.
Triggs.
“Never mind, let it stand at
that,” said Lady Tanagra gaily. “I’m
sure we’re going to be friends, Mr. Triggs.”
“Knew it the moment I set eyes
on you,” said Mr. Triggs with conviction.
“Well, we’ve got to arrange
this affair for these young people,” said Lady
Tanagra with a wise air. “First of all
we’ve got to prove to Patricia that she is really
in love with Peter. If she’s not in love
with him, then we’ve got to make her in love
with him. Do you understand?”
Mr. Triggs nodded his head with an
air that clearly said he was far from understanding.
“Well, now,” said Lady
Tanagra. “Patricia knows only three people
that know Peter. There is you, Godfrey Elton,
and myself. Now if she’s in love with
him she will want to hear about him, and ”
“But ain’t she going to
see ’im?” demanded Mr. Triggs incredulously.
“No, she says that she doesn’t
want Peter ever to see her, write to her, telephone
to her, or, as far as I can see, exist on the same
planet with her.”
“But but ”
began Mr. Triggs.
“It’s no good reasoning
with a woman, Mr. Triggs, we women are all as unreasonable
as the Income Tax. Now if you’ll do as
you are told we will prove that Patricia is wrong.”
“Very well, me dear,” began Mr. Triggs.
“Now this is my plan,”
interrupted Lady Tanagra. “If Patricia
really cares for Peter she will want to hear about
him from friends. She will, very cleverly, as
she thinks, lead up the conversation to him when she
meets you, or when she meets Godfrey Elton, or when
she meets me. Now what we have to do is just
as carefully to avoid talking about him. Turn
the conversation on to some other topic. Now
we’ve all got to plot and scheme and plan like like ”
“Germans,” interrupted Mr. Triggs.
“Splendid!” cried Lady Tanagra, clapping
her hands.
“But why has she changed her mind?” asked
Mr. Triggs.
“You must never ask a woman
why she changes her frock, or why she changes her
mind, because she never really knows,” said Lady
Tanagra. “Probably she does it because
she hasn’t got anything else particular to do
at the moment. Ah! here’s Peter,”
she cried.
Bowen came forward and shook hands cordially with
Mr. Triggs.
“This is splendid of you!” he said.
“You’ll lunch with us, of course.”
“Oh no, no,” said Mr. Triggs. “I
just ran in to to ”
“To get to know me,” said Lady Tanagra
with a smile.
“Of course! That’s
it,” cried Mr. Triggs, beaming. “I
can’t stop to lunch though, I’m afraid.
I must be going to ”
“Have you got a luncheon engagement?”
asked Lady Tanagra.
“Er well, yes.”
“Please don’t tell fibs,
Mr. Triggs. You’re not engaged to lunch
with anybody, and you’re going to lunch with
us, so that’s settled.”
“Why, bless my soul!”
blew Mr. Triggs helplessly as he mopped his head with
his handkerchief. “Why, bless my soul!”
“It’s no good, Mr. Triggs.
When Tanagra wants anything she has it,” said
Bowen with a laugh. “It doesn’t matter
whether it’s the largest pear or the nicest
man!”
Lady Tanagra laughed. “Now
we’ll go down into the dining-room.”
For an hour and a half they talked
of Patricia, and at the end of the meal both Lady
Tanagra and Bowen knew that they had a firm ally in
Mr. Triggs.
“Don’t forget, Mr. Triggs,”
cried Lady Tanagra as she bade him good-bye in the
vestibule. “You’re a match-maker
now, and you must be very careful.”
And Mr. Triggs lifted his hat and
waved his umbrella as, wreathed in smiles, he trotted
towards the revolving doors and out into the street.
After he had gone Lady Tanagra extracted
from Bowen a grudging promise of implicit obedience.
He must not see, telephone, write or telegraph to
Patricia. He was to eliminate himself altogether.
“But for how long, Tan?” he enquired moodily.
“It may be for years and it
may be for ever,” cried Lady Tanagra gaily as
she buttoned her gloves. “Anyhow, it’s
your only chance.”
“Damn!” muttered Bowen
under his breath as he watched her disappear; “but
I’ll give it a trial.”
II
The next afternoon as Patricia walked
down the steps of Number 426 Eaton Square and turned
to the left, she was conscious that in spite of the
summer sunshine the world was very grey about her.
She had not gone a hundred yards before Lady Tanagra’s
grey car slid up beside her.
“Will you take pity on me, Patricia?
I’m at a loose end,” cried Lady Tanagra.
Patricia turned with a little cry of pleasure.
“Jump in,” cried Lady
Tanagra. “It’s no good refusing a
Bowen. Our epidermises are too thick, or should
it be epidermi?”
Patricia shook her head and laughed
as she seated herself beside Lady Tanagra.
The car crooned its way up Sloane
Street and across into Knightsbridge, Lady Tanagra
intent upon her driving.
“Is it indiscreet to ask where
you are taking me?” enquired Patricia with elaborate
humility.
Lady Tanagra laughed as she jammed
on the brake to avoid running into the stern of a
motor-omnibus.
“I feel like a pirate to-day.
I want to run away with someone, or do something
desperate. Have you ever felt like that?”
“A politician’s secretary
must not encourage such unrespectable instincts,”
she replied.
Lady Tanagra looked at her quickly,
noting the flatness of her voice.
“A wise hen should never brood
upon being a hen,” she remarked oracularly.
Patricia laughed. “It
is all very well for Dives to tell Lazarus that it
is noble to withstand the pangs of hunger,” she
replied.
“Now let us go and get tea,”
said Lady Tanagra, as she turned the car into the
road running between Kensington Gardens and Hyde Park.
“Tea!” cried Patricia, “why it’s
past five.”
“Tea is a panacea for all ills
and a liquid for all hours. You have only to
visit a Government Department for proof of that,”
said Lady Tanagra, as she descended from the car and
walked towards the umbrella-sheltered tea-tables dotted
about beneath the trees. “And now I want
to have a talk with you for a few minutes,” she
said as they seated themselves at an empty table.
“I feel in the mood for listening,”
said Patricia, “provided it is not to be good
advice,” she added.
“I’ve been having a serious
talk with Peter,” said Lady Tanagra.
Patricia looked up at her. Overhead
white, fleecy clouds played a game of hide-and-seek
with the sunshine. The trees rustled languidly
in the breeze, and in the distance a peacock screamed
ominously.
“I have told him,” continued
Lady Tanagra, “that I will not have you worried,
and he has promised me not to see you, write to you,
telephone to you, send you messenger-boys, chocolates,
flowers or anything else in the world, in fact he’s
out of your way for ever and ever.”
Patricia looked across at Lady Tanagra
in surprise, but said nothing.
“I told him,” continued
Lady Tanagra evenly, “that I would not have my
friendship with you spoiled through his impetuous blundering.
I think I told him he was suburban. In fact
I quite bullied the poor boy. So now,”
she added with the air of one who has earned a lifelong
debt of gratitude, “you will be able to go your
way without fear of the ubiquitous Peter.”
Still Patricia said nothing as she
sat looking down upon the empty plate before her.
“Now we will forget all about
Peter and talk and think of other things. Ah!
here he is,” she cried suddenly.
Patricia looked round quickly; but
at the sight of Godfrey Elton she was conscious of
a feeling of disappointment that she would not, however,
admit. Her greeting of Elton was a trifle forced.
Patricia was never frank with herself.
If it had been suggested that for a moment she hoped
that Lady Tanagra’s remark referred to Bowen,
she would instantly have denied it.
“No, Godfrey, don’t look
at me like that,” cried Lady Tanagra. “I
am not so gauche as to arrange a parti-a-trois.
I’ve got someone very nice coming for Patricia.”
Again Patricia felt herself thrill
expectantly. Five minutes later Mr. Triggs was
seen sailing along among the tables as if in search
of someone. Again Patricia felt that sense of
disappointment she had experienced on the arrival
of Godfrey Elton.
Suddenly Mr. Triggs saw the party
and streamed towards them, waving his red silk handkerchief
in one hand and his umbrella in the other.
“He has found something better
than the fountain of eternal youth,” said Elton
to Patricia.
“Whatever it is he is unconscious
of possessing it,” replied Patricia as she turned
to greet Mr. Triggs.
“I’m late, I know,”
explained Mr. Triggs as he shook hands. “I
’ad to run in and see ’Ettie and tell
’er I was coming. It surprised ’er,”
and Mr. Triggs chuckled as if at some joke he could
not share with the others.
“Now let us have tea,”
said Lady Tanagra. “I’m simply dying
for it.”
Mr. Triggs sank down heavily into
a basket chair. He looked about anxiously, as
it creaked beneath his weight, as if in doubt whether
or no it would bear him.
“All we want now is ”
Mr. Triggs stopped suddenly and looked apprehensively
at Lady Tanagra.
“What is it you want, Mr. Triggs?”
enquired Patricia quickly.
“Er er I I
forget, I I forget,” floundered Mr.
Triggs, still looking anxiously at Lady Tanagra.
“When you’re in the company
of women, Mr. Triggs, you should never appear to want
anything else. It makes an unfavourable impression
upon us.”
“God bless my soul, I don’t!”
cried Mr. Triggs earnestly. “I’ve
been looking forward to this ever since I got your
wire yesterday afternoon.”
“Now he has given me away,”
cried Lady Tanagra. “How like a man!”
“Given you away, me dear!”
cried Mr. Triggs anxiously. “What ’ave
I done?”
“Why, you have told these two
people here that made an assignation with you by telegram.”
“Made a what, me dear?”
enquired Mr. Triggs, his forehead corrugated with
anxiety.
“Lady Tanagra is taking a mean
advantage of the heat, Mr. Triggs,” said Elton.
“Anyway, I’ll forgive
you anything, Mr. Triggs, as you have come,”
said Lady Tanagra.
Mr. Triggs’s brow cleared and he smiled.
“Come! I should think I would come,”
he said.
Lady Tanagra then explained her meeting
with Mr. Triggs and how he had striven to avoid her
company at luncheon on the previous day. Mr.
Triggs protested vigorously.
During the tea the conversation was
entirely in the hands of Lady Tanagra, Elton and Mr.
Triggs. Patricia sat silently listening to the
others. Several times Lady Tanagra and Mr. Triggs
exchanged meaning glances.
“Why ain’t you talking, me dear?”
Mr. Triggs once asked.
“I like to hear you all,”
said Patricia, smiling across at him. “You’re
all too clever for me,” she added.
“Me clever!” cried Mr.
Triggs, and then as if the humour of the thing had
suddenly struck him he went off into gurgles of laughter.
“You ought to tell ’Ettie that,”
he spluttered. “She thinks ’er old
father’s a fool. Me clever!” he repeated,
and again he went off into ripples of mirth.
“What are your views on love,
Mr. Triggs?” demanded Lady Tanagra suddenly.
Mr. Triggs gazed at her in surprise.
Then he looked from Patricia to Elton,
as if not quite sure whether or no he were expected
to be serious.
“If I were you I should decline
to reply. Lady Tanagra treats serious subjects
flippantly,” said Elton. “Her attitude
towards life is to prepare a pancake as if it were
a souffle.”
“That proves the Celt in me,”
cried Lady Tanagra. “If I were English
I should make a souffle as if it were a pancake.”
Mr. Triggs looked from one to the
other in obvious bewilderment.
“I am perfectly serious in my
question,” said Lady Tanagra, without the vestige
of a smile. “Mr. Triggs is elemental.”
“To be elemental is to be either
indelicate or overbearing,” murmured Elton,
“and Mr. Triggs is neither.”
“Love, me dear?” said
Mr. Triggs, not in the least understanding the trend
of the conversation. “I don’t think
I’ve got any ideas about it.”
“Surely you are not a cynic.
Mr. Triggs,” demanded Lady Tanagra.
“A what?” enquired Mr. Triggs.
“Surely you believe in love,” said Lady
Tanagra.
“Me and Mrs. Triggs lived together
’appily for over thirty years,” he replied
gravely, “and when a man an’ woman ’ave
lived together for all that time they get to believe
in love. It’s never been the same since
she died.” His voice became a little husky,
and Elton looked at Lady Tanagra, who lowered her
eyes.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Triggs.
Will you tell us about about ?”
she broke off.
“Well, you see, me dear,”
said Mr. Triggs in an uncertain voice, “I was
a foreman when I met ’er, and she was a servant;
but somehow or other it seemed that we
were just made for each other. Once I knew ’er,
I didn’t seem to be able to see things without
her. When I was at work I was in
the building trade, foreman-carpenter,” he explained,
“I used to be thinking of ’er all the
time. If I went anywhere without ’er she
only had one night off a week and one day a month I
would always keep thinking of how she would like what
I was seeing, or eating. It was a funny feeling,”
he added reminiscently as if entirely unable to explain
it. “Somehow or other I always wanted to
’ave ’er with me, so that she might
share what I was ’aving. It was a funny
feeling,” he repeated, and he looked from one
to another with moist eyes. “Of course,”
he added, “I can’t explain things like
that. I’m not clever.”
“I think, Mr. Triggs, that you’ve
explained love in in ”
Lady Tanagra broke off and looked at Elton, who was
unusually grave.
“Mr. Triggs has explained it,”
he replied, “in the only way in which it can
be explained, and that is by being defined as unexplainable.”
Mr. Triggs looked at Elton for a moment,
then nodded his head violently.
“That’s it, Mr. Elton,
that’s it. It’s a feeling, not a
thing that you can put into words.”
Lady Tanagra looked at Patricia, who
was apparently engrossed in the waving tops of the
trees.
“I shall always remember your
definition of love, Mr. Triggs,” said Lady Tanagra
with a far away look in her eyes. “I think
you and Mrs. Triggs must have been very happy together.”
“’Appy, me dear, that
wasn’t the word for it,” said Mr. Triggs.
“And when she was taken, I I ”
he broke off huskily and blew his nose vigorously.
“Suppose you were very poor,
Mr. Triggs,” began Patricia.
“I was when I married,” interrupted Mr.
Triggs.
“Suppose you were very poor,”
continued Patricia, “and you loved someone very
rich. What would you do?”
“God bless my soul! I
never thought of that. You see Emily ’adn’t
anything. She only got sixteen pounds a year.”
Lady Tanagra turned her head aside
and blinked her eyes furiously.
“But suppose, Mr. Triggs,”
persisted Patricia, “suppose you loved someone
who was very rich and you were very poor. What
would you do? Would you tell them?”
For a moment Patricia allowed her
eyes to glance in the direction of Elton, and saw
that his gaze was fixed upon Mr. Triggs.
“But what ’as money got
to do with it?” demanded Mr. Triggs, a puzzled
expression on his face.
“Exactly!” said Patricia.
“That’s what I wanted to know.”
“Money sometimes has quite a
lot to do with life,” remarked Elton to no one
in particular.
“With life, Mr. Elton,”
said Mr. Triggs; “but not with love.”
“You are an idealist,” said Lady Tanagra.
“Am I?” said Mr. Triggs, with a smile.
“And he is also a dear,” said Patricia.
Mr. Triggs looked at her and smiled.
Lady Tanagra and Elton drove off,
Patricia saying that she wanted a walk. Mr.
Triggs also declined Lady Tanagra’s offer of
a lift.
“She wanted me to bring ’er
with me,” announced Mr. Triggs as they strolled
along by the Serpentine.
“Who did?"’ enquired Patricia.
“’Ettie. Ran up to change ’er
things and sent out for a taxi.”
“And what did you say?” enquired Patricia.
“I didn’t say anything;
but when the taxi come I just slipped in and came
along ’ere. Fancy ’Ettie and Lady
Tanagra!” said Mr. Triggs. “No,”
he added a moment later. “It’s no
good trying to be what you ain’t. If ’Ettie
was to remember she’s a builder’s daughter,
and not think she’s a great lady, she’d
be much ’appier,” said Mr. Triggs with
unconscious wisdom.
“Suppose I was to try and be
like Mr. Elton,” continued Mr. Triggs, “I’d
look like a fool.”
“We all love to have you just
as you are, Mr. Triggs, and we won’t allow you
to change,” said Patricia.
Mr. Triggs smiled happily. He
was as susceptible to flattery as a young girl.
“Well, it ain’t much good
trying to be what you’re not. I’ve
been a working-man, and I’m not ashamed of it,
and you and Lady Tanagra and Mr. Elton ain’t
ashamed of being seen with me. But ’Ettie,
she’d no more be seen with ’er old father
in Hyde Park than she’d be seen with ’im
in a Turkish bath.”
“We all have our weaknesses,
don’t you think?” said Patricia.
And Mr. Triggs agreed.
“You, for instance, have a weakness
for High Society,” continued Patricia.
“Me, me dear!” exclaimed Mr. Triggs in
surprise.
“Yes,” said Patricia,
“it’s no good denying it. Don’t
you like knowing Lord Peter and Lady Tanagra, Mr.
Elton and all the rest of them?”
“It’s not because they’re in Society,”
began Mr. Triggs.
“Oh, yes it is! You imagine
that you are now a very great personage. Soon
you will be moving from Streatham into Park Lane, and
then you will not know me.”
“Oh, me dear!” said Mr. Triggs in distress.
“It’s no good denying
it,” continued Patricia. “Look at
the way you made friends with Lord Peter.”
Patricia was priding herself on the way in which
she had led the conversation round to Bowen; but Mr.
Triggs was not to be drawn.
“God bless my soul!” he
cried, stopping still and removing his hat, mopping
his brow vigorously. “I don’t mind
whether anyone has a title or not. It’s
just them I like. Now look at Lady Tanagra.
No one would think she was a lady.”
“Really, Mr. Triggs! I
shall tell her if you take her character away in this
manner. She’s one of the most exquisitely
bred people I have ever met.”
Mr. Triggs looked reproachfully at Patricia.
“It’s a bit ’ard
on a young gal when she finds ’er father drops
’is aitches,” he remarked, reverting to
his daughter. “I often wonder whether
I was right in giving ’Ettie such an education.
She went to an ’Igh School at Eastmouth,”
he added. “It only made ’er dissatisfied.
It was ’ard luck ’er ’aving me for
a father,” he concluded more to himself than
to Patricia.
“I am perfectly willing to adopt
you as a father, Mr. Triggs, if you are in want of
adoption,” said Patricia.
Mr. Triggs turned to her with a sunny smile.
“Ah! you’re different,
me dear. You see you’re a lady born, same
as Lady Tanagra; but ’Ettie ain’t.
That’s what makes ’er sensitive like.
It’s a funny world,” Mr. Triggs continued;
“if you go about with one boot, and you ’appen
to be a duke, people make a fuss of you because you’re
a character; but if you ’appen to be a builder
and go about in the same way they call you mad.”
That evening Patricia was particularly
unresponsive to Mr. Bolton’s attempts to engage
her in conversation.