Patricia’s engagement and approaching
marriage were the sole topics of conversation at Galvin
House, at meal-times in particular. Bowen was
discussed and admired from every angle and aspect.
Questions rained upon Patricia. When was she
likely to get married? Where was the wedding
to take place? Would she go abroad for her honeymoon?
Who was to provide the wedding-cake? Where
did she propose to get her trousseau? Would
the King and Queen be present at the wedding?
At first Patricia had endeavoured
to answer coherently; but finding this useless, she
soon drifted into the habit of replying at random,
with the result that Galvin House received much curious
information.
Miss Wangle’s olive-branch was
an announcement of how pleased the dear bishop would
have been to marry Miss Brent and Lord Peter had he
been alive.
Mr. Bolton joked as feebly as ever.
Mr. Cordal masticated with his wonted vigour.
Mr. Sefton became absorbed in the prospect of the
raising of the military age limit, and strove to hearten
himself by constant references to the time when he
would be in khaki. Miss Sikkum continued to
surround herself with an atmosphere of romance, and
invariably returned in the evening breathless from
her chaste endeavours to escape from some “awful
man” who had pursued her. The reek of
cooking seemed to become more obvious, and the dreariness
of Sundays more pronounced. Some times Patricia
thought of leaving Galvin House for a place where
she would be less notorious; but something seemed
to bind her to the old associations.
As she returned each evening, her
eyes instinctively wandered towards the table and
the letter-rack. If there were a parcel, her
heart would bound suddenly, only to resume its normal
pace when she discovered that it was for someone else.
Of Lady Tanagra she saw little, news
of Bowen she received none. Her most dexterous
endeavours to cross-examine Mr. Triggs ended in failure.
He seemed to have lost all interest in Bowen.
Lady Tanagra never even mentioned his name.
Whatever the shortcomings of Lady
Tanagra and Mr. Triggs in this direction, however,
they were more than compensated for by Mrs. Bonsor.
Her effusive friendliness Patricia found overwhelming,
and her insistent hospitality, which took the form
of a flood of invitations to Patricia and Bowen to
lunch, dine or to do anything they chose in her house
or elsewhere, was bewildering.
At last in self-defence Patricia had
to tell Mrs. Bonsor that Bowen was too much occupied
with his duties even to see her; but this seemed to
increase rather than diminish Mrs. Bonsor’s hospitable
instincts, which included Lady Tanagra as well as
her brother. Would not Miss Brent bring Lady
Tanagra to tea or to luncheon one day? Perhaps
they would take tea with Mrs. Bonsor at the Ritz one
afternoon? Could they lunch at the Carlton?
To all of these invitations Patricia replied with
cold civility.
In her heart Mrs. Bonsor was raging
against the “airs” of her husband’s
secretary; but she saw that Lady Tanagra and Lord Peter
might be extremely useful to her and to her husband
in his career. Consequently she did not by any
overt sign show her pique.
One day when Patricia was taking down
letters for Mr. Bonsor, Mr. Triggs burst into the
library in a state of obvious excitement.
“Where’s ’Ettie?”
he demanded, after having saluted Patricia and Mr.
Bonsor.
Mr. Bonsor looked at him reproachfully.
“’Ere, ring for ’Ettie, A. B., I’ve
got something to show you all.”
Mr. Bonsor pressed the bell.
As he did so Mrs. Bonsor entered the room, having
heard her father’s voice.
With great empressement Mr. Triggs
produced from the tail pocket of his coat a folded
copy of the “Illustrated Universe”.
Flattening it out upon the table he moistened his
thumb and finger and, with great deliberation, turned
over several leaves, then indicating a page he demanded:
“What do you think of that?”
“That,” was a full-page
picture of Lady Tanagra walking in the Park with Mr.
Triggs. The portrait of Lady Tanagra was a little
indistinct; but that of Mr. Triggs was as clear as
daylight, and a remarkable likeness. Underneath
was printed “Lady Tanagra Bowen and a friend
walking in the Park.”
Mrs. Bonsor devoured the picture and
then looked up at her father, a new respect in her
eyes.
“What do you think of it, ’Ettie?”
enquired Mr. Triggs again.
“It’s a very good likeness,
father,” said Mrs. Bonsor weakly.
It was Patricia, however, who expressed
what Mr. Triggs had anticipated.
“You’re becoming a great
personage, Mr. Triggs,” she cried. “If
you are not careful you will compromise Lady Tanagra.”
Mr. Triggs chuckled with glee as he
mopped his forehead with his handkerchief.
“I rang ’er up this morning,” he
said.
“Rang who up, father?” enquired Mrs. Bonsor.
“Lady Tan,” said Mr. Triggs,
watching his daughter to see the effect of the diminutive
upon her.
“Was she annoyed?” enquired Mrs. Bonsor.
“Annoyed!” echoed Mr.
Triggs. “Annoyed! She was that pleased
she’s asked me to lunch to-morrow. Why,
she introduced me to a duchess last week, an’
I’m goin’ to ’er place to tea.”
“I wish you would bring Lady
Tanagra here one day, father,” said Mrs. Bonsor.
“Why not ask her to lunch here to-morrow?”
“Not me, ’Ettie,”
said Mr. Triggs wisely. “If you want the
big fish, you’ve got to go out and catch ’em
yourself.”
There was a pause. Patricia
hid a smile in her handkerchief. Mr. Bonsor
was deep in a speech upon the question of rationing
fish.
“Well, A. B., what ’ave you got to
say?”
“Dear fish may mean revolution,” murmured
Mr. Bonsor.
Mr. Triggs looked at his son-in-law in amazement.
“What’s that you say?” he demanded.
“I I beg your pardon. I I
was thinking,” apologised Mr. Bonsor.
“Now, father,” said Mrs.
Bonsor, “will you come into the morning-room?
I want to talk to you, and I’m sure Arthur wants
to get on with his work.”
Mr. Triggs was reluctantly led away,
leaving Patricia to continue the day’s work.
Patricia now saw little of Mr. Triggs,
in fact since Lady Tanagra had announced that Bowen
would no longer trouble her, she found life had become
singularly grey. Things that before had amused
and interested her now seemed dull and tedious.
Mr. Bolton’s jokes were more obvious than ever,
and Mr. Cordal’s manners more detestable.
The constant interrogations levelled
at her as to where Bowen was, and why he had not called
to see her, she found difficult to answer. Several
times she had gone alone to the theatre, or to a cinema,
in order that it might be thought she was with Bowen.
At last the strain became so intolerable that she
spoke to Mrs. Craske-Morton, hinting that unless Galvin
House took a little less interest in her affairs,
she would have to leave.
The effect of her words was instantly
manifest. Wherever she moved she seemed to interrupt
whispering groups. When she entered the dining-room
there would be a sudden cessation of conversation,
and everyone would look up with an innocence that
was too obvious to deceive even themselves.
If she went into the lounge on her return from Eaton
Square, the same effect was noticeable. When
she was present the conversation was forced and artificial.
Sentences would be begun and left unfinished, as
if the speaker had suddenly remembered that the subject
was taboo.
Patricia found herself wishing that
they would speak out what was in their minds.
Anything would be preferable to the air of mystery
that seemed to pervade the whole place. She
could not be unaware of the significant glances that
were exchanged when it was thought she was not looking.
Several times she had been asked if she were not feeling
well, and her looking-glass reflected a face that was
pale and drawn, with dark lines under the eyes.
One evening, when she had gone to
her room directly after dinner, there was a gentle
knock at her door. She opened it to find Mrs.
Hamilton, looking as if it would take only a word
to send her creeping away again.
“Come in, you dear little Grey
Lady,” cried Patricia, putting her arm affectionately
round Mrs. Hamilton’s small shoulders, and leading
her over to a basket-chair by the window.
For some time they talked of nothing
in particular. At last Mrs. Hamilton said:
“I I hope you won’t
think me impertinent, my dear; but but ”
“I should never think anything
you said or did impertinent,” said Patricia,
smiling.
“You know ” began Mrs.
Hamilton, and then broke off.
“Anyone would think you were
thoroughly afraid of me,” said Patricia with
a smile.
“I don’t like interfering,”
said Mrs. Hamilton, “but I am very worried.”
She looked so pathetic in her anxiety
that Patricia bent down and kissed her on the cheek.
“You dear little thing,”
she cried, “tell me what is on your mind, and
I will do the best I can to help you.”
“I am very er worried
about you, my dear,” began Mrs. Hamilton hesitatingly.
“You are looking so pale and tired and worn.
I I fear you have something on your mind
and and ” she broke
off, words failing her.
“It’s the summer,”
replied Patricia, smiling. “I always find
the hot weather trying, more trying even than Mr.
Bolton’s jokes,” she smiled.
“Are you are you
sure it’s nothing else?” said Mrs. Hamilton.
“Quite sure,” said Patricia.
“What else should it be?” She was conscious
of her reddening cheeks.
“You ought to go out more,”
said Mrs. Hamilton gently. “After sitting
indoors all day you want fresh air and exercise.”
And with that Mrs. Hamilton had to rest content.
Patricia could not explain the absurd
feeling she experienced that she might miss something
if she left the house. It was all so vague, so
intangible. All she was conscious of was some
hidden force that seemed to bind her to the house,
or, when by an effort of will she broke from its influence,
seemed to draw her back again. She could not
analyse the feeling, she was only conscious of its
existence.
From Miss Brent she had received a
characteristic reply to her letter.
“DEAR PATRICIA,” she wrote,
“I have read with pain and surprise
your letter. What your poor dear father would
have thought I cannot conceive.
“What I did was done from the
best motives, as I felt you were compromising yourself
by a secret engagement.
“I am sorry to find that you
have become exceedingly self-willed of late, and I
fear London has done you no good.
“As your sole surviving relative,
it is my duty to look after your welfare. This
I promised your dear father on his death-bed.
“Gratitude I do not ask, nor
do I expect it; but I am determined to do my duty
by my brother’s child. I cannot but deplore
the tone in which you last wrote to me, and also the
rather foolish threat that your letter contained.
“Your affectionate aunt,
“ADELAIDE BRENT.
“P.S. I shall make
a point of coming up to London soon. Even your
rudeness will not prevent me from doing my duty by
my brother’s child. A. B.”
As she tore up the letter, Patricia
remembered her father once saying, “Your aunt’s
sense of duty is the most offensive sense I have ever
encountered.”
One day as Patricia was endeavouring
to sort out into some sort of coherence a sheaf of
notes that Mr. Bonsor had made upon Botulism, Mr.
Triggs entered the library. After his cheery
“How goes it, me dear?” he stood for some
moments gazing down at her solicitously.
“You ain’t lookin’
well, me dear,” he said with conviction.
“That’s a sure way to
a woman’s heart,” replied Patricia gaily.
“’Ow’s that, me dear?” he
questioned.
“Why, telling her that she’s looking plain,”
retorted Patricia.
Mr. Triggs protested.
“All I want is a holiday,”
went on Patricia. “There are only three
weeks to wait and then ”
There was, however, no joy of anticipation in her
voice.
“You’re frettin’!”
Patricia turned angrily upon Mr. Triggs.
“Fretting! What on earth do you mean,
Mr. Triggs?” she demanded.
Mr. Triggs sat down suddenly, overwhelmed by Patricia’s
indignation.
“Don’t be cross with me,
me dear.” Mr. Triggs looked so like a child
fearing rebuke that she was forced to smile.
“You must not say absurd things
then,” she retorted. “What have I
got to fret about?”
Mr. Triggs quailed beneath her challenging
glance. “I I’m sorry,
me dear,” he said contritely.
“Don’t be sorry, Mr. Triggs,”
said Patricia severely; “be accurate.”
“I’m sorry, me dear,” repeated Mr.
Triggs.
“But that doesn’t answer
my question,” Patricia persisted. “What
have I to fret about?”
Mr. Triggs mopped his brow vigorously.
He invariably expressed his emotions with his handkerchief.
He used it strategically, tactically, defensively,
continuously. It was to him what the lines of
Torres Vedras were to Wellington. He retired
behind its sheltering folds, to emerge a moment later,
his forces reorganised and re-arrayed. When at
a loss what to say or do, it was his handkerchief upon
which he fell back; if he required time in which to
think, he did it behind its ample and protecting folds.
“You see, me dear,” said
Mr. Triggs at length, avoiding Patricia’s relentless
gaze, as he proceeded to stuff away the handkerchief
in his tail pocket. “You see, me dear ”
Again he paused. “You see, me dear,”
he began for a third time, “I thought you was
frettin’ over your work or something, when you
ought to be enjoyin’ yourself,” he lied.
Patricia looked at him, her conscience
smiting her. She smiled involuntarily.
“I never fret about anything
except when you don’t come to see me,”
she said gaily.
Mr. Triggs beamed with good-humour,
his fears now quite dispelled.
“You’re run down, me dear,”
he said with decision. “You want an ’oliday.
I must speak to A. B. about it.”
“If you do I shall be very angry,”
said Patricia; “Mr. Bonsor is always very kind
and considerate.”
“It it isn’t ”
began Mr. Triggs, then paused.
“It isn’t what?” Patricia smiled
at his look of concern.
“If if it is,”
began Mr. Triggs. Again he paused, then added
with a gulp, “Couldn’t I lend you some?”
For a moment Patricia failed to follow
the drift of his remark, then when she appreciated
that he was offering to lend her money she flushed.
For a moment she did not reply, then seeing the anxiety
stamped upon his kindly face, she said with great deliberation:
“I think you must be quite the
nicest man in all the world. If ever I decide
to borrow money I’ll come to you first.”
Mr. Triggs blushed like a schoolboy.
He had fully anticipated being snubbed. He
had found from experience that Patricia had of late
become very uncertain in her moods.
They were interrupted by the entrance of Mr. Bonsor.
“’Ere, A. B.!” cried Mr. Triggs.
“What do you mean by it?”
“Mean by what?” enquired
Mr. Bonsor, busy with an imaginary speech upon street
noises, suggested by a barrel-piano in the distance.
“You’re working ’er too ’ard,
A. B.,” said Mr. Triggs with conviction.
“Working who too hard?”
Mr. Bonsor looked helplessly at Patricia. He
was always at a disadvantage with his father-in-law,
whose bluntness of speech seemed to demoralise him.
“Mr. Triggs thinks that you are slowly killing
me,” laughed Patricia.
Mr. Bonsor looked uncertainly at Patricia,
and Mr. Triggs gazed at Mr. Bonsor. He had no
very high opinion of his daughter’s husband.
“Well, mind you don’t
overwork ’er,” said Mr. Triggs as he rose
to go. A few minutes later Patricia was deep
in the absorbing subject of the life history of the
potato-beetle.
“Ugh!” she cried as the
clock in the hall chimed five. “I hate
beetles, and,” she paused a moment to tuck away
a stray strand of hair, “I never want to see
a potato as long as I live.”
That evening when she reached Galvin
House she went to her room, and there subjected herself
to a searching examination in the looking-glass, she
was forced to confess to the paleness of her face
and dark marks beneath her eyes. She explained
them by summer in London, coupled with the dreariness
of Arthur Bonsor, M.P., and his mania for statistics.
“You’re human yeast, Patricia!”
she murmured to her reflection; “at least you’re
paid two-and-a-half guineas a week to try to leaven
the unleavenable, and you mustn’t complain if
sometimes you get a little tired. Fretting!”
There was indignation in her voice. “What
have you got to fret about?”
With the passage of each day, however,
she grew more listless and weary. She came to
dread meal-times, with their irritating chatter and
uninspiring array of faces that she had come almost
to dislike. She was conscious of whisperings
and significant looks among her fellow-boarders.
She resented even Gustave’s cow-like gaze of
sympathetic anxiety as she declined the food he offered
her.
Lady Tanagra and Mr. Triggs never
asked her out. Everybody seemed suddenly to
have deserted her. Sometimes she would catch
a glimpse of them in the Park on Sunday morning Once
she saw Bowen; but he did not see her. “The
daily round and common task” took on a new and
sinister meaning for her. Sometimes her thoughts
would travel on a few years into the future.
What did it hold for her? Instinctively she
shuddered at the loneliness of it all.
One afternoon on her return to Galvin
House, Gustave opened the door. He had evidently
been on the watch. His kindly face was beaming
with goodwill.
“Oh, mees!” he cried. “Mees
Brent is here.”
“Aunt Adelaide!” cried
Patricia, her heart sinking. Then seeing the
comical lock of indecision upon Gustave’s face
caused by her despairing exclamation she laughed.
When she entered the lounge, it was
to find Miss Brent sitting upright upon the stiffest
chair in the middle of the room. Miss Wangle
and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe were seated together in the
extreme corner, Mrs. Barnes and two or three others
were grouped by the window. The atmosphere was
tense. Something had apparently happened.
Patricia learned that from the grim set of Miss Brent’s
mouth.
“I want to talk to you, Patricia,”
Miss Brent announced after the customary greeting.
“Yes, Aunt Adelaide,”
said Patricia, sinking into a chair with a sigh of
resignation.
“Somewhere private,” said Miss Brent.
“There is no privacy at Galvin
House,” murmured Patricia, “except in
the bathroom.”
“Patricia, don’t be indelicate,”
snapped Miss Brent.
“I’m not indelicate, Aunt
Adelaide, I’m merely being accurate,” said
Patricia wearily.
“Cannot we go to your room?” enquired
Miss Brent.
“Impossible!” announced
Patricia. “It’s like an oven by now.
The sun is on it all the afternoon. Besides,”
continued Patricia, “my affairs are public property
here. We are quite a commune. We have everything
in common except our toothbrushes,”
she added as an afterthought.
“Well! Let us get over there.”
Miss Brent rose and made for the corner
farthest from Miss Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe.
Patricia followed her wearily.
“I’ve just snubbed those
two women,” announced Miss Brent, as she seated
herself in a basket-chair that squeaked protestingly.
“There were indications of electricity
in the air,” remarked Patricia calmly.
“I want to have a serious talk
with you, Patricia,” said Miss Brent in her
best it’s-my-duty-cost-it-what-it-may manner.
“How can anyone be serious in
this heat?” protested Patricia.
“I owe it to your poor dear father to ”
“This debtor and creditor business
is killing romance,” murmured Patricia.
“I have your welfare to consider,”
proceeded Miss Brent. “I ”
“Don’t you think you’ve
done enough mischief already, Aunt Adelaide?”
enquired Patricia coolly.
“Mischief! I?” exclaimed Miss Brent
in astonishment.
Patricia nodded.
“As your sole surviving relative it is my duty ”
“Don’t you think,”
interrupted Patricia, “that just for once you
could neglect your duty? Sin is wonderfully
exhilarating.”
“Patricia!” almost shrieked
Miss Brent, horror in her eyes. “Are you
mad?”
“No,” replied Patricia, “only a
little weary.”
“You must have a tonic,” announced Miss
Brent.
Patricia shuddered. She still
remembered her childish sufferings resulting from
Miss Brent’s interpretation and application of
The Doctor at Home. She was convinced that she
had swallowed every remedy the book contained, and
been rubbed with every liniment its pages revealed.
“No, Aunt Adelaide,” she
said evenly. “All I require is that you
should cease interfering in my affairs.”
“How dare you! How ”
Miss Brent paused wordless.
“I am prepared to accept you
as an aunt,” continued Patricia, outwardly calm;
but almost stifled by the pounding of her heart.
“It is God’s will; but if you persist
in assuming the mantle of Mrs. Grundy, combined with
the Infallibility of the Pope, then I must protest.”
“Protest!” repeated Miss
Brent, repeating the word as if not fully comprehending
its meaning.
“If I am able to earn my own
living, then I am able to conduct my own love affairs.”
“But ” began Miss Brent.
“I am sorry to appear rude,
Aunt Adelaide, but it is much better to be frank.
I am sure you mean well; but the fact of your being
my sole surviving relative places me at a disadvantage.
If there were two of you or three, you could quarrel
about me, and thus preserve the balance. Now
let us talk about something else.”
For once in her life Miss Brent was
nonplussed. She regarded her niece as if she
had been a two-tailed giraffe, or a double-headed mastodon.
Had she been American she would have known it to be
brain-storm; as it was she decided that Patricia was
sickening for some serious illness that had produced
a temperature.
In all her experience of “the
Family” never once had Miss Brent been openly
defied in this way, and she had no reserves upon which
to fall back. She held personal opinion and
inclination must always take secondary place to “the
Family.” The individual must be sacrificed
to the group, provided the individual were not herself.
Births, deaths, marriages, christenings, funerals,
weddings, were solemn functions that must be regarded
as involving not the principals themselves so much
as their relatives. Her doctrine was, although
she would not have expressed it so philosophically,
that the individual is mortal; but the family is immortal.
That anyone lived for himself or herself
never seemed to occur to Miss Brent. If their
actions were acceptable to the family and at the same
time pleased the principals, then so much the better
for the principals; if, on the other hand, the family
disapproved, then the duty of the principals was clear.
This open flouting of her prides and
her prejudices was to Miss Brent a great blow.
It seemed to stun her. She was at a loss how
to proceed; all she realised was that she must save
“the Family” at any cost.
“Now tell me what happened when
you came in,” said Patricia sweetly.
“I must be going,” said Miss Brent solemnly.
“Must you?” enquired Patricia
politely; but rising lest her aunt should change her
mind.
“Now remember,” said Patricia
as they walked along the hall, “you’ve
lost me one matrimonial fish. If I get another
nibble you must keep out of ”
But Miss Brent had fled.
“Well, that’s that!” sighed Patricia
as she walked slowly upstairs.