One Sunday morning as Patricia was
sitting in the Park watching the promenaders and feeling
very lonely, she saw coming across the grass towards
her Godfrey Elton accompanied by a pretty dark girl
in an amber costume and a black hat. She bowed
her acknowledgment of Elton’s salute, and watched
the pair as they passed on in the direction of Marble
Arch.
Suddenly the girl stopped and turned.
For a moment Elton stood irresolute, then he also
turned and they both walked in Patricia’s direction.
“Lady Peggy insisted that we
should break in upon your solitude,” said Elton,
having introduced the two girls.
“You will forgive me, won’t
you?” said Lady Peggy, “but I so wanted
to know you. You see Peter has the reputation
of being invulnerable. We’re all quite
breathless from our fruitless endeavours to entangle
him, and I wanted to see what you were like.”
“I’m afraid you’ll
find I’m quite common-place,” said Patricia,
smiling. It was impossible to be annoyed with
Lady Peggy. Her frankness was disarming, and
her curiosity that of a child.
“I always say,” bubbled
Lady Peggy, “that there are only two men in
London worth marrying, and they neither of them will
have me, although I’ve worked most terribly
hard.”
“Who are they?” enquired Patricia.
“Oh! Goddy’s one,”
she said, indicating Elton with a nod, “and Peter’s
the other. They are both prepared to be brothers
to me; but they’re not sufficiently generous
to save me from dying an old maid.”
“I must apologise for inflicting
Peggy upon you, Miss Brent,” said Elton; “but
when you get to know her you may even like her.”
“I’m not going to wait until I know her,”
said Patricia.
“Bravo!” cried Lady Peggy,
clapping her hands. “That’s a snub
for you, Goddy,” she said, then turning again
to Patricia, “I know we’re going to be
friends, and you can afford to be generous to a defeated
rival.”
“I must warn you against Lady
Peggy,” said Elton quietly. “She’s
a most dangerous young woman.”
“And now, Patricia,” said
Lady Peggy, “I’m going to call you Patricia,
and you must call me Peggy. I want you to do
me a very great favour.”
Patricia looked at the girl, rather
bewildered and breathless by the precipitancy with
which she made friends. “I’m sure
I will if I possibly can,” she replied.
“I want you to come and lunch with us,”
said Lady Peggy.
“It’s very kind of you,
I shall be delighted some day,” replied Patricia
conventionally.
“No, now!” said Lady Peggy.
“This very day that ever is. I want you
to meet Daddy. He’s such a dear.
Goddy will come, so you won’t be lonely,”
she added.
“I’m afraid I’ve got ”
began Patricia.
“Please don’t be afraid
you’ve got anything,” pleaded Lady Peggy.
“If you’ve got an engagement throw it
over. Everybody throws over engagements for
me.”
“But ” began Patricia.
“Oh, please don’t be tiresome,”
said Lady Peggy, screwing up her eyebrows. “I
shall have all I can do to persuade Goddy to come,
and it’s so exhausting.”
“I will come with pleasure,”
said Elton, “if only to protect Miss Brent from
your overwhelming friendliness.”
“Oh, you odious creature!”
cried Lady Peggy, then turning to Patricia she added
with mock tragedy in her voice, “Oh! the love
I’ve languished on that man, the gladness of
the eyes I have turned upon him, the pressures of
the hand I’ve been willing to bestow on him,
and this is how he treats me.” Then with
a sudden change she added, “But you will come,
won’t you? I do so want you to meet Daddy.”
“If the truth must be told,”
said Elton, “Peggy merely wants to be able to
exploit you, as everybody is wanting to know about
you and what you are like. Now she will be a
celebrity, and able to describe you in detail to all
her many men friends and to her women enemies.”
Lady Peggy deliberately turned her back upon Elton.
“Now we are going to have another
little walk and then we’ll go and get our nosebags
on,” she announced. “No, you’re
not going to walk between us” this
to Elton “I want to be next to Patricia,”
she announced.
Patricia felt bewildered by the suddenness
with which Lady Peggy had descended upon her.
She scarcely listened to the flow of small talk she
kept up. She was conscious that Elton’s
hand was constantly at the salute, and that Lady Peggy
seemed to be indulging in a series of continuous bows.
“Oh! do let’s get away
somewhere,” cried Lady Peggy at length.
“My neck aches, and I feel my mouth will set
in a silly grin. Why on earth do we know so
many people, Goddy? Do you know,” she added
mischievously, “I’d love to have a big
megaphone and stand on a chair and cry out who you
are. Then everybody would flock round, because
they all want to know who it is that has captured Peter
the Hermit, as we call him.” She looked
at Patricia appraisingly. “I think I can
understand now,” she said.
“Understand what?” said Patricia.
“What it is in you that attracts Peter.”
Patricia gasped. “Really,” she began.
“Yes, we girls have all been
trying to make love to Peter and fuss over him, whereas
you would rather snub him, and that’s very good
for Peter. It’s just the sort of thing
that would attract him.” Then with another
sudden change she turned to Elton and said, “Goddy,
in future I’m going to snub you, then perhaps
you’ll love me.”
Patricia laughed outright. She
felt strongly drawn to this inconsequent child-girl.
She found herself wondering what would be the impression
she would create upon the Galvin House coterie, who
would find all their social and moral virtues inverted
by such directness of speech. She could see
Miss Wangle’s internal struggle, disapproval
of Lady Peggy’s personality mingling with respect
for her rank.
“Oh, there’s Tan!”
Lady Peggy broke in upon Patricia’s thoughts
“Goddy, call to her, shout, wave your hat.
Haven’t you got a whistle?”
But Lady Tanagra had seen the party,
and was coming towards them accompanied by Mr. Triggs.
Lady Peggy danced towards Lady Tanagra.
“Oh, Tan, I’ve found her!” she
cried, nodding to Mr. Triggs, whom she appeared to
know.
“Found whom?” enquired Lady Tanagra.
“Patricia. The captor
of St. Anthony, and we’re going to be friends,
and she’s coming to lunch with me to meet Daddy,
and Goddy’s coming too, so don’t you dare
to carry him off. Oh, Mr. Triggs! isn’t
it a lovely day,” she cried, turning to Mr.
Triggs, who, hat in hand, was mopping his brow.
“Beautiful, me dear, beautiful,”
he exclaimed, beaming upon her and turning to shake
hands with Patricia. “Well, me dear, how
goes it?” he enquired. Then looking at
her keenly he added, “Why, you’re looking
much better.”
Patricia smiled, conscious that the
improvement in her looks was not a little due to Lady
Peggy and her bright chatter.
“You’ve become such a
gad-about, Mr. Triggs, that you forget poor me,”
she said.
“Oh no, he doesn’t!”
broke in Lady Peggy, “he’s always talking
about you. Whenever I try to make love to him
he always drags you in. I’ve really come
to hate you, Patricia, because you seem to come between
me and all my love affairs. Oh! I wish
we could find Peter,” cried Lady Peggy suddenly,
“that would complete the party.”
Patricia hoped fervently that they
would not come across Bowen. She saw that it
would make the situation extremely awkward.
“And now we must dash off for
lunch,” cried Lady Peggy, “or we shall
be late and Daddy will be cross.” She
shook hands with Mr. Triggs, blew a kiss at Lady Tanagra
and, before Patricia knew it, she was walking with
Lady Peggy and Elton in the direction of Curzon Street.
Patricia was in some awe of meeting
the Duke of Gayton. Hitherto she had encountered
only the smaller political fry, friends and acquaintances
of Mr. Bonsor, who had always treated her as a secretary.
The Duke had been in the first Coalition Ministry,
but had been forced to retire on account of a serious
illness.
“Look whom I’ve caught!”
cried Lady Peggy as she bubbled into the dining-room,
where some twelve or fourteen guests were in process
of seating themselves at the table. “Look
whom I’ve caught! Daddy,” she addressed
herself to a small clean-shaven man, with beetling
eyebrows and a broad, intellectual head. “It’s
the captor of Peter the Hermit.”
The Duke smiled and shook hands with Patricia.
“You must come and sit by me,”
he said in particularly sweet and well-modulated voice,
which seemed to give the lie to the somewhat stern
and searching appearance of his eyes. “Peter
is a great friend of mine.”
Patricia was conscious of flushed
cheeks as she took her seat next to the Duke.
Later she discovered that these Sunday luncheons were
always strictly informal, no order of precedence being
observed. Young and old were invited, grave
and gay. The talk was sometimes frivolous, sometimes
serious. Sunday was, in the Duke’s eyes,
a day of rest, and conversation must follow the path
of least resistance.
Whilst the other guests were seating
themselves, Patricia looked round the table with interest.
She recognised a well-known Cabinet Minister and
a bishop. Next to her on the other side was a
man with hungry, searching eyes, whose fair hair was
cropped so closely to his head as to be almost invisible.
Later she learned that he was a Serbian patriot,
who had prepared a wonderful map of New Serbia, which
he always carried with him. Elton had described
it as “the map that passeth all understanding.”
It embraced Bulgaria, Roumania, Transylvania,
Montenegro, Greece, Albania, Bessarabia, and portions
of other countries.
“It’s a sort of game,”
Lady Peggy explained later. “If you can
escape without his having produced his map, then you’ve
won,” she added.
At first the Duke devoted himself
to Patricia, obviously with the object of placing
her at her ease. She was fascinated by his voice.
He had the reputation of being a brilliant talker;
but Patricia decided that even if he had possessed
the most commonplace ideas, he would have invested
them with a peculiar interest on account of the whimsical
tones in which he expressed them. He was a man
of remarkable dignity of bearing, and Patricia decided
that she would be able to feel very much afraid of
him.
In answer to a question Patricia explained
that she had only met Lady Peggy that morning.
“And what do you think of Peggy’s
whirlwind methods?” asked the Duke with a smile.
“I think they are quite irresistible,”
replied Patricia.
“She makes friends quicker than
anyone I ever met and keeps them longer,” said
the Duke.
Presently the conversation turned
on the question of the re-afforestation of Great Britain,
springing out of a remark made by the Cabinet Minister
to the Duke. Soon the two, aided by a number
of other guests, were deep in the intricacies of politics.
During a lull in the conversation the Duke turned
to Patricia.
“I am afraid this is all very
dull for you, Miss Brent,” he remarked pleasantly.
“On the contrary,” said
Patricia, “I am greatly interested.”
“Interested in politics?”
questioned the Duke with a tinge of surprise in his
voice.
Gradually Patricia found herself drawn
into the conversation. For the first time in
her life she found her study of Blue Books and her
knowledge of statistics of advantage and use.
The Cabinet Minister leaned forward with interest.
The other guests had ceased their local conversation
to listen to what it was that was so clearly interesting
their host and the Cabinet Minister. In Patricia’s
remarks there was the freshness of unconvention.
The old political war-horses saw how things appeared
to an intelligent contemporary who was not trammelled
by tradition and parliamentary procedure.
Suddenly Patricia became aware that
she had monopolised the conversation and that everyone
was listening to her. She flushed and stopped.
“Please go on,” said the
Cabinet Minister; “don’t stop, it’s
most interesting.”
But Patricia had become self-conscious.
However, the Duke with great tact picked up the thread,
and soon the conversation became general.
As they rose from the table the Duke
whispered to Patricia, “Don’t hurry away,
please, I want to have a chat with you after the others
have gone.”
As they went to the drawing-room,
Lady Peggy came up to Patricia and linking her arm
in hers, said:
“I’m dreadfully afraid
of you now, Patricia. Why everybody was positively
drinking in your words. Wherever did you learn
so much?”
“You cannot be secretary to
a rising politician,” said Patricia with a smile,
“without learning a lot of statistics.
I have to read up all sorts of things about pigs and
babies and beet-root and street-noises and all sorts
of objectionable things.”
“What do you think of her, Goddy?”
cried Lady Peggy to Elton as he joined them.
“I’m afraid she has made
me feel very ignorant,” replied Elton.
“Just as you, Peggy, always make me feel very
wise.”
In the drawing-room the Serbian attached
himself to Patricia and produced his “map of
obliteration,” as the Duke had once called it,
explaining to her at great length how nearly all the
towns and cities in Europe were for the most part
populated by Serbs.
It was obvious to her, from the respect
with which she was treated, that her remarks at luncheon
had made a great impression.
When most of the other guests had
departed, the Duke walked over to her, and dismissing
Peggy, entered into a long conversation on political
and parliamentary matters. He was finally interrupted
by Lady Peggy.
“Look here, Daddy, if you steal
my friends I shall ” she paused,
then turning to Elton she said, “What shall I
do, Goddy?”
“Well, you might marry and leave
him,” suggested Elton helpfully.
“That’s it. I will
marry and leave you all alone, Daddy.”
“Cannot we agree to share Miss
Brent?” suggested the Duke, smiling at Patricia.
“Isn’t he a dear?”
enquired Lady Peggy of Patricia. “When
other men propose to me, and quite a lot have,”
she added with almost childish simplicity, “I
always mentally compare them with Daddy, and then of
course I know I don’t want them.”
“That is my one reason, Peggy,
for not proposing,” said Elton. “I
could never enter the lists with the Duke.”
“You’re a pair of ridiculous
children,” laughed the Duke.
In response to a murmur from Patricia
that she must be going, Lady Peggy insisted that she
should first come upstairs and see her den.
The “den” was a room of
orderly disorder, which seemed to possess the freshness
and charm of its owner. Lady Peggy looked at
Patricia, a new respect in her eyes.
“You must be frightfully clever,”
she said with accustomed seriousness. “I
wish I were like that. You see I should be more
of a companion to Daddy if I were.”
“I think you are an ideal companion
for him you are,” said Patricia.
“Oh! he’s so wonderful,”
said Lady Peggy dreamily. “You know I’m
not always such a fool I appear,” she added
quite seriously, “and I do sometimes think of
other things than frills and flounces and chocolates.”
Then with a sudden change of mood she cried, “Wasn’t
it clever of me capturing you to-day? As soon
as you’re alone Daddy will tell me what he thinks
of you, and I shall feel so self-important.”
As Patricia looked about the room,
charmed with its dainty freshness, her eyes lighted
upon a large metal tea-tray. Lady Peggy following
her gaze cried:
“Oh, the magic carpet!”
“The what?” enquired Patricia.
“That’s the magic carpet.
Come, I’ll show you,” and seizing it she
preceded Patricia to the top of the stairs. “Now
sit on it,” she cried, “and toboggan down.
It’s priceless.”
“But I couldn’t.”
“Yes you could. Everybody does,”
cried Lady Peggy.
Not quite knowing what she was doing
Patricia found herself forced down upon the tea-tray,
and the next thing she knew was she was speeding down
the stairs at a terrific rate.
Just as she arrived in the hall with
flushed cheeks and a flurry of skirts, the door of
the library opened and the Duke and Elton came out.
Patricia gathered herself together,
and with flaming cheeks and downcast eyes stood like
a child expecting rebuke, instead of which the Duke
merely smiled. Turning to Elton he remarked:
“So Miss Brent has received her birth certificate.”
As he spoke the butler with sedate
decorum picked up the tray and carried it into his
pantry as if it were the most ordinary thing in the
world for guests to toboggan down the front staircase.
“To ride on Peggy’s ‘magic
carpet,’ as she calls it,” said the Duke,
“is to be admitted to the household as a friend.
Come again soon,” he added as he shook hands
in parting. “Any Sunday at lunch you are
always sure to catch us. We never give special
invitations to the friends we want, do we, Peggy?
and I want to have some more talks with you.”
As Patricia and Elton walked towards
the Park he explained that Lady Peggy’s tea-tray
had figured in many little comedies. Bishops,
Cabinet Ministers, great generals and admirals had
all descended the stairs in the way Patricia had.
“In fact,” he added, “when
the Duke was in the Cabinet, it was the youngest and
brightest collection of Ministers in the history of
the country. Every one of them was devoted to
Peggy, and I think they would have made war or peace
at her command.”
When Patricia arrived at Galvin House,
she was conscious of the world having changed since
the morning. All her gloom had been dispelled,
the drawn look had passed from her face, and she felt
that a heavy weight had been lifted from her shoulders.