“Miss Brent, please get up. There’s
an air raid.”
Mechanically Patricia sat up in bed
and listened. Outside a police-whistle was droning
its raucous warning; within there was the sound of
frightened whispers and the noise of the opening and
shutting of doors. Suddenly there was a shriek,
followed by a low murmur of several voices.
The sound of the police-whistle continued, gradually
dying away in the distance, and the noises within the
house ceased.
Patricia strained her ears to catch
the first sound of the defensive guns. She had
no intention of getting up for a false alarm.
For some minutes there was silence, then came a slight
murmur, half sob, half sigh, as if London were breathing
heavily in her sleep, another followed, then half
a dozen in quick succession growing louder with every
report. Suddenly came the scream of a “whiz-bang”
and the thunder of a large gun. Soon the orchestra
was in full swing.
Still Patricia listened. She
was fascinated. Why did guns sound exactly as
if large plank were being dropped? Why did the
report seem as if something were bouncing? Suddenly
a terrific report, a sound as if a giant plank had
been dropped and had “bounced.” A
neighbouring gun had given tongue, another followed.
She jumped out of bed and proceeded
to pull on her stockings. There was a gentle
tapping at her door, not the peremptory summons that
had awakened her and which, by the voice that had
accompanied it, she recognised as that of Mrs. Craske-Morton.
“What is it?” she called out.
“It’s me, mees.”
Patricia could scarcely recognise in the terrified
accents the voice of Gustave. “It’s
a raid. Oh! mees, please come down.”
“All right, Gustave. I
shall be down in a minute,” replied Patricia,
and she heard a flurry of retreating footsteps.
Gustave was descending to safety. There was
about him nothing of the Roman sentry.
Patricia proceeded with her toilette,
hastened, in spite of herself, by a tremendous crash
which she recognised as a bomb.
At Galvin House “Raid Instructions”
had been posted in each room. Guests were instructed
to hasten with all possible speed downstairs to the
basement-kitchen, where tea and coffee would be served
and, if necessary, bandages and first-aid applied.
Miss Sikkum had made a superficial study of Red Cross
work from a shilling manual but as, according to her
own confession, she fainted at the sight of blood,
no very great reliance was placed in her ministrations.
As Patricia entered the kitchen her
first inclination was to laugh at the amazing variety,
not only of toilettes, but of expressions that
met her eyes. Self-confident in the knowledge
that she was fully dressed, she looked about her with
interest.
“Oh, here you are, Miss Brent!”
exclaimed Mrs. Craske-Morton, who was busily engaged
in preparing the tea and coffee of the “Raid
Instructions.” “Gustave would insist
on going up to call you a second time. We were ”
Mrs. Craske-Morton broke off her sentence and dashed
for the gas-stove, where the milk was boiling over.
“Oh, mees!” Patricia
turned to Gustave. She bit her lip fiercely to
restrain the laugh that bubbled up at the sight of
the major-domo of Galvin House.
Above a pair of black trousers, tucked
in the tops of unlaced boots, and from which the braces
flapped aimlessly, was visible the upper part of a
red flannel night-shirt. The remainder was bestowed
beneath the upper part of the trousers, giving to
his figure a curiously knobbly appearance. His
face was leaden-coloured and his upstanding hair more
erect than ever, whilst in his eyes was Fear.
He was trembling in every limb, and
his jaw shook as he uttered his expression of relief
at the sight of Patricia. She smiled at him,
then suddenly remembering that, in spite of his terror,
he had voluntarily gone up to the top of the house
to call her, she felt something strangely uncomfortable
at the back of her throat.
“Come along, Gustave!”
she cried brightly. “Let us help get the
tea. I’m so thirsty.”
From that moment Gustave appeared
to take himself in hand, and save for a violent start,
at the more vigorous reports, seemed to have overcome
his terror.
As Patricia proceeded to assist Mrs.
Craske-Morton, a veritable heroine in a pink flannel
wrapper, she took stock of her fellows. Miss
Wangle was engaged in prayer and tears, her wig was
awry, her face drawn and yellow and her clothes the
garb of advanced maidenhood. On her feet were
bed-socks, half thrust into felt slippers. From
beneath a black quilted dressing-gown peeped with
virtuous pride the longcloth of a nightdress of Victorian
severity.
Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe was in curl-papers
and a faded blue kimono that allowed no suggestion
to escape of the form beneath. Miss Sikkum had
seized a grey raincoat, above which a forest of curl
papers looked strangely out of place. Her fingers
moved restlessly. The two top buttons of the
raincoat were missing, displaying a wealth of blue
ribbon and openwork that none had suspected in her.
The lateness at which the ribbon and openwork began
gave an interesting demonstration in feminine bone
structure.
Mr. Sefton was splendid in a purple
dressing-gown with orange cord and tassels, and red
and white striped pyjamas beneath. Mr. Sefton
had chosen his raid-costume with elaborate care; but
the suddenness of the alarm had not allowed of the
arrangement of his hair, most of which hung down behind
in a sandy cascade. His manner was the forced
heroic. He was smoking a cigarette with a too
obvious nonchalance to deceive. The heroes of
Mr. Sefton’s imagination always lit cigarettes
when facing death. They were of the type that
seizes a revolver when the ship is sinking and, with
one foot placed negligently upon the capstan (Mr.
Sefton had not the most remote idea of what a capstan
was like) shouted, “Women and children first.”
He walked about the kitchen with what
he meant to be a smile upon his pale lips. The
cigarette he found a nuisance. If he held it
between his lips the smoke got in his eyes and made
them stream with water; if, on the other hand, he
held it between his fingers, it emphasized the shaking
of his hand. He compromised by letting it go
out between his lips, arguing that the effect was
the same.
Mr. Bolton had donned his fez and
velvet smoking-jacket above creased white pyjama trousers
that refused to meet the tops of his felt slippers.
Mr. Bolton continued to make “jokes,”
for the same reason that Mr. Sefton smoked a cigarette.
Mr. Cordal was negative in a big ulster
with a hem of nightshirt beneath, leaving about eight
inches of fleshless shin before his carpet slippers
with the fur-tops were reached. He sat gazing
with unseeing eyes at the cook huddled up opposite,
moaning as she held her heart with a fat, dirty hand.
Mrs. Barnes, the victim of indecision,
had leapt straight out of bed, gathered her clothes
in her arms and had flown to safety. She walked
about the kitchen aimlessly, dropping and retrieving
various garments, which she stuffed back again into
the bundle she carried under her arm.
Mrs. Craske-Morton was practical and
courageous. Her one thought was to prepare the
promised refreshments. Her staff, with the exception
of Gustave, was useless, and she was grateful to Patricia
for her assistance.
Outside pandemonium was raging, the
noise of the barrage was diabolical, the “bouncing”
of the heavy guns, the screams of the “whiz-bangs,”
the cackle of machine-guns from aeroplanes overhead;
all seemed to tell of death and chaos.
Suddenly the puny sound of guns was
drowned in one gigantic uproar. For a moment
the place was plunged in darkness, then the electric
light shuddered into being again. The glass
flew from the windows, the house rocked as if uncertain
whether or no it should collapse. Miss Wangle
slipped on to her knees, her wig slipped on to her
left ear.
“Oh, my God!” screamed
the cook, as if to ensure exclusive rights to the
Deity’s attention.
Jenny, the housemaid, entirely unconscious
that her nightdress was her sole garment, threw herself
flat on her face. Mrs. Craske-Morton, who was
pouring out tea, let the teapot slip from her hand,
smashing the cup and pouring the contents on to the
table. Gustave’s knees refused their office
and he sank down, grasping with both hands the edge
of the table. Mrs. Barnes dropped her clothes
without troubling to retrieve them.
Suddenly there was a terrifying scream
outside, then a motor-car drew up and the sound of
men’s voices was heard.
Still the guns thundered. Patricia
felt herself trembling. For a moment a rush
of blood seemed to suffocate her, then she found herself
gazing at Miss Wangle, wondering whether she were praying
to God or to the bishop. She laughed in a voice
unrecognisable to herself. She looked about
the kitchen. Mr. Sefton had sunk down upon a
chair, the cigarette still attached to his bloodless
lower lip, his arms hanging limply down beside him.
Mr. Cordal was looking about him as if dazed, whilst
Mr. Bolton was gazing at the glassless window-frames,
as if expecting some apparition to appear.
“It’s a bomb next door,”
gasped Mrs. Craske-Morton, then remembering her responsibilities,
she caught Patricia’s eye. There was appeal
in her glance.
“Come along, Gustave,”
cried Patricia in a voice that she still found it
difficult to recognise as her own.
Gustave, still on his knees, looked
round and up at her with the eyes of a dumb animal
that knows it is about to be tortured.
“Gustave, get up and help with the tea,”
said Patricia.
A look of wonder crept into Gustave’s
eyes at the unaccustomed tone of Patricia’s
voice. Slowly he dragged himself up, as if testing
the capacity of each knee to support the weight of
his body.
“There’s brandy there,”
said Mrs. Craske-Morton, pointing to a spirit-case
she had brought down with her. “Here’s
the key.”
Patricia took the key from her trembling
hand, noting that her own was shaking violently.
“Mrs. Morton,” she whispered, “you
are splendid.”
Mrs. Morton smiled wanly, and Patricia
felt that in that moment she had got to know the woman
beneath the boarding-house keeper.
“Shall we put it in their tea?”
enquired Patricia, holding the decanter of brandy.
Mrs. Craske-Morton nodded.
“Now, Gustave!” cried Patricia, “make
everybody drink tea.”
Gustave looked at his own hands, and
then down at his knees as if in doubt as to whether
he possessed the power of making them obey his wishes.
Miss Wangle was still on her knees,
the cook was appealing to the Almighty with tiresome
reiteration. Jenny had developed hysterics, and
was seated on the ground drumming with her heels upon
the floor, Miss Sikkum gazing at her as if she had
been some phenomenon from another world. Mr.
Bolton had valiantly pulled himself together and was
endeavouring to persuade Mrs. Barnes to accept the
various garments that he was picking up from the floor.
Her only acknowledgment of his gallantry was to gaze
at him with dull, unseeing eyes, and to wag her head
from side to side as if in repudiation of the ownership
of what he was striving to get her to take from him.
Mr. Sefton, valiant to the end, was
with trembling fingers endeavouring to extract a cigarette
from his case, apparently unconscious that one was
still attached to his lip. Mrs. Craske-Morton,
Patricia and Gustave set themselves to work to pour
tea and brandy down the throats of the others.
Mr. Sefton took his mechanically and put it to his
lips, oblivious of the cigarette that still dangled
there. Finding an obstruction he put up his
hand and pulled the cigarette away and with it a portion
of the skin of his lip. For the rest of the evening
he was dabbing his mouth with his pocket-handkerchief.
Gustave had valiantly gone to the
assistance of Jenny, and was endeavouring to pour
tea through her closed teeth, with the result that
it streamed down the neck of her nightdress.
The effect was the same, however. As she felt
the hot fluid on her chest she screamed, stopped drumming
with her heels and looked about the kitchen.
“You’ve scalded me, you
beast!” she cried, whereat Gustave, who was
sitting on his heels, started and fell backwards, bringing
Miss Sikkum down on top of him together with her cup
of tea.
Mrs. Craske-Morton was ministering
to Miss Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe. Mr.
Bolton and Mr. Cordal were both drinking neat brandy
out of teacups.
Outside the guns still thundered and screamed.
Patricia went to the assistance of
the cook; kneeling down she persuaded her to drink
a cup of tea and brandy, which had the effect of silencing
her appeals to the Almighty.
For an hour the “guests”
of Galvin House waited, exactly what for no one knew.
Then the noise of the firing began to die away in
waves of sound. There would be a few minutes’
silence but for the distant rumble of guns, then suddenly
a spurt of firing as if the guns were reluctant to
forget their former anger. Another period of
silence would follow, then two or three isolated reports,
like the snarl of dogs that had been dragged from
their prey. Finally quiet.
For a further half-hour Galvin House
waited, praying that the attack would not be renewed.
There were little spurts of conversation. Mr.
Sefton was slowly returning to the “foot on the
Capstan” attitude, and actually had a cigarette
alight. Mr. Bolton and Mr. Cordal were speculating
as to where the bomb had fallen. Mrs. Craske-Morton
was wondering if the Government would pay promptly
for the damage to her glass.
Outside there were sounds of life
and movement, cars were throbbing and passing to and
fro, and men’s voices could be heard. Suddenly
there was a loud peal of the street-door bell.
All looked at each other in consternation.
Gustave looked about him as if he had lost a puppy.
Mrs. Craske-Morton looked at Gustave.
“Gustave!” said Patricia, surprised at
her own calm.
Gustave looked at her for a moment
then, remembering his duties, went slowly to the door,
listening the while as if expecting a further bombardment
to break out. With the exception of Miss Wangle
and the cook, everybody was on the qui vive
of expectation.
“It’s the police,”
suggested Mrs. Craske-Morton, with conviction.
“Or the ambulance,” ventured
Miss Sikkum in a trembling voice. “They’re
collecting the dead,” she added optimistically.
All eyes were riveted upon the kitchen
door. Steps were heard descending the stairs.
A moment later the door was thrown open and Gustave
in a voice strangely unlike his own announced:
“’Ees Lordship, madame.”
Bowen entered the kitchen and cast
a swift look about him. A light of relief passed
over his face as he saw Patricia. Some instinct
that she could neither explain nor control caused
her to go over to him, and before she knew what was
taking place both her hands were in his.
“Thank God!” he breathed.
“I was afraid it was this house. I heard
a bomb had dropped here. Oh, my dear!
I’ve been in hell!”
There was something in his voice that
thrilled her as she had never been thrilled before.
She looked up at him smiling, then suddenly with
a great content she remembered that she had dressed
herself with care.
Bowen looked about him, and seeing
Mrs. Craske-Morton, went over and shook hands.
“She’s a regular heroine,
Peter,” said Patricia, unconscious that she
had used his name. “She’s been so
splendid.”
Mrs. Craske-Morton smiled at Patricia,
again her human smile.
“Oh! go away, make him go away!”
It was Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe who spoke. Her
words had an electrifying effect upon everyone.
Miss Wangle sat up and made feverish endeavours to
straighten her wig. Jenny, the housemaid, looked
round for cover that was nowhere available.
The cook became aware of her lack of clothing.
Miss Sikkum strove to minimise the exhibition of
feminine bone-structure. Mrs. Barnes made a
dive for Mr. Bolton, who was still holding various
of her garments that he had retrieved. These
she seized from him as if he had been a pickpocket,
and thrust them under her arm.
“Oh, please go away!” moaned the cook.
“Come upstairs,” said
Patricia as she led the way out of the kitchen, to
the relief of those whose reawakened modesty saw in
Bowen’s presence an outrage to decorum.
Switching on the light in the lounge, Patricia threw
herself into a chair. She was beginning to feel
the reaction.
“Why did you come?” she asked.
“I heard that a bomb had fallen
in this street and –well, I had to
come. I was never in such a funk in all my life.”
“How did you get round here; did you bring the
car?”
“No, I couldn’t get the car out, I walked
it,” said Bowen briefly.
“That was very sweet of you,”
said Patricia gratefully, looking up at him in a way
she had never looked at him before. “And
now I think you must be going. We must all go
to bed again.”
“Yes, the ‘All Clear’ will sound
soon, I think,” replied Bowen.
They moved out into the hall.
For a moment they stood looking at each other, then
Bowen took both her hands in his. “I am
so glad, Patricia,” he said, gazing into her
eyes, then suddenly he bent down and kissed her full
on the lips.
Dropping her hands and without another
word he picked up his cap and let himself out, leaving
Patricia standing gazing in front of her. For
a moment she stood, then turning as one in a dream,
walked slowly upstairs to her room.
“I wonder why I let him do that?”
she murmured as she stood in front of the mirror unpinning
her hair.