The next day and for many days Galvin
House abandoned itself to the raid. The air
was full of rumours of the appalling casualties resulting
from the bomb that had been dropped in the next street.
No one knew anything, everyone had heard something.
The horrors confided to each other by the residents
at Galvin House would have kept the Grand Guignol
in realism for a generation.
Silent herself, Patricia watched with
interest the ferment around her. With the exception
of Mrs. Craske-Morton, all seemed to desire most of
all to emphasize their own attitude of splendid intellectual
calm during the raid. They spoke scornfully
of acquaintances who had flown from London because
of the danger from bomb-dropping Gothas, they derided
the Thames Valley aliens, they talked heroically and
patriotically about “standing their bit of bombing.”
In short Galvin House had become a harbour of heroism.
Mrs. Craske-Morton, who had shown
a calmness and courage that none of the others seemed
to recognise, had nothing to say except about her
broken glass; on this subject, however, she was eloquent.
Miss Wangle managed to convey to those who would
listen that her own safety, and in fact that of Galvin
House, was directly due to the intercession of the
bishop, who when alive was particularly noted for the
power and sustained eloquence of his prayers.
Mr. Bolton was frankly sceptical.
If the august prelate was out to save Galvin House,
he suggested, it wasn’t quite cricket to let
them drop a bomb in the next street.
Everyone was extremely critical of
everyone else. Mr. Bolton said things about
Mrs. Barnes and her clothes that made Miss Sikkum blush,
particularly about the nose, where, with her, emotion
always first manifested itself. Mr. Sefton had
permanently returned to the “women and children
first” phase and, as two cigarettes were missing
from his case, he was convinced that he had acquitted
himself with that air of reckless bravado that endeared
a man to women. He talked pityingly and tolerantly
of Gustave’s obvious terror.
Mr. Bolton saw in the adventure material
for jokes for months to come. He laboured at
the subject with such misguided industry that Patricia
felt she almost hated him. Some of his allusions,
particularly to the state of sartorial indecision
in which the maids had sought cover, were “not
quite nice,” as Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe expressed
it to Mrs. Hamilton, who returned from a visit the
day following.
At breakfast everyone had talked,
and in consequence everyone who worked was late for
work; the general opinion being, what was the use
of a raid unless you could be late for work?
Punctuality on such occasions being regarded as the
waste of an opportunity, and a direct rebuke to Providence
who had placed it there.
Patricia did not take part in the
general babel, beyond pointing out, when Gustave was
coming under discussion, that it was he who had gone
to the top of the house to call her. She looked
meaningly at Mr. Bolton and Mr. Sefton, who had the
grace to appear a little ashamed of themselves.
When Patricia returned in the evening,
she found Lady Tanagra awaiting her in the lounge,
literally bombarded with different accounts of what
had happened all narrated in the best “eye-witness”
manner of the alarmist press. Following the
precept of Charles Lamb, Galvin House had apparently
striven to correct the bad impression made through
lateness in beginning work by leaving early.
It was obvious that Lady Tanagra had
made herself extremely popular. Everyone was
striving to gain her ear for his or her story of personal
experiences.
“Ah, here you are!” cried
Lady Tanagra as Patricia entered. “I hear
you behaved like a heroine last night.”
Mrs. Craske-Morton nodded her head with conviction.
“Mrs. Morton was the real heroine,” said
Patricia. “She was splendid!”
Mrs. Craske-Morton flushed.
To be praised before so distinguished a caller was
almost embarrassing, especially as no one had felt
it necessary to comment upon her share in the evening’s
excitement.
“Come up with me while I take
off my things,” said Patricia, as she moved
towards the door. She saw that any private talk
between herself and Lady Tanagra would be impossible
in the lounge with Galvin House in its present state
of ferment.
In Patricia’s room Lady Tanagra
subsided into a chair with a sigh. “I
feel as if I were a celebrity arriving at New York,”
she laughed.
“They’re rather excited,”
smiled Patricia, “but then we live such a humdrum
life here the expression is Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe’s and
much should be forgiven them. A book could be
written on the boarding-house mind, I think.
It moves in a vicious circle. If someone would
only break out and give the poor dears something to
talk about.”
“Didn’t you do that?” enquired Lady
Tanagra slily.
Patricia smiled wearily. “I
take second place now to the raid. Think of
living here for the next few weeks. They will
think raid, read raid, talk raid and dream raid.”
She shuddered. “Thank heavens I’m
off to-morrow.”
“Off to-morrow?” Lady
Tanagra raised her eyes in interrogation.
“Yes, to Eastbourne for a fortnight’s
holiday as provided for in the arrangement existing
between one Patricia Brent and Arthur Bonsor, Esquire,
M.P. It’s part of the wages of the sin
of secretaryship.” Patricia sighed.
“I hope you’ll enjoy ”
“Please don’t be conventional,”
interrupted Patricia. “I shall not enjoy
it in the least. Within twenty-four hours I shall
long to be back again. I shall get up in the
morning and I shall go to bed at night. In between
I shall walk a bit, read a bit, get my nose red (thank
heavens it doesn’t peel) and become bored to
extinction. One thing I won’t do, that
is wear openwork frocks. The sun shall not print
cheap insertion kisses upon Patricia Brent.”
“You’re quite sure that
it is a holiday,” Lady Tanagra looked up quizzically
at Patricia as she stood gazing out of the window.
“A holiday!” repeated Patricia, looking
round.
“It sounded just a little depressing,”
said Lady Tanagra.
“It will be exactly what it
sounds,” Patricia retorted; “only depressing
is not quite the right word, it’s too polite.
You don’t know what it is to be lonely, Tanagra,
and live at Galvin House, and try to haul or push
a politician into a rising posture. It reminds
me of Carlyle on the Dutch.” There was
a note of fierce protest in her voice. “You
have all the things that I want, and I wonder I don’t
scratch your face and tear your hair out. We
are all primitive in our instincts really.”
Then she laughed. “Well! I had to
cry out to someone, and I shall feel better.
It’s rather a beastly world for some of us,
you know; but I suppose I ought to be spanked for being
ungrateful.”
“Do you know why I’ve
come?” enquired Lady Tanagra, thinking it wise
to change the subject.
Patricia shook her head. “A
more conceited person might have suggested that it
was to see me,” she said demurely.
“To apologise for Peter,”
said Lady Tanagra. “He disobeyed orders
and I am very angry with him.”
Patricia flushed at the memory of
their good-night. For a few seconds she stood
silent, looking out of the window.
“I think it was rather sweet
of him,” she said without looking round.
Lady Tanagra smiled slightly.
“Then I may forgive him, you think?” she
enquired.
Patricia turned and looked at her.
Lady Tanagra met the gaze innocently.
“He wanted to write to you and
send some flowers and chocolates; but I absolutely
forbade it. We almost had our first quarrel,”
she added mendaciously.
For the space of a second Patricia
hated Lady Tanagra. She would have liked to
turn and rend her for interfering in a matter that
could not possibly be regarded as any concern of hers.
The feeling, however, was only momentary and, when
Lady Tanagra rose to go, Patricia was as cordial as
ever.
From Galvin House Lady Tanagra drove to the Quadrant.
“Peter!” she cried as
she entered the room and threw herself into an easy
chair, “if ever I again endeavour to divert true
love from its normal ”
“How is she?"’ interrupted Bowen.
“Now you’ve spoiled it,” cried Lady
Tanagra, “and it was ”
“Spoiled what?” demanded Bowen.
“My beautiful phrase about true
love and its normal channel, and I have been saying
it over to myself all the way from Galvin House.”
She looked reproachfully at her brother.
“How’s Patricia?” demanded Bowen
eagerly.
“Fair to moderately fair, rain
later, I should describe her,” replied Lady
Tanagra, helping herself to a cigarette which Bowen
lighted. “She’s going away.”
“Good heavens! Where?” cried Bowen.
“Eastbourne.”
“When?”
“To-morrow.”
“Damn!”
“My dear Peter,” remarked
Lady Tanagra lazily, “this primitive profanity
ill becomes ”
“Please don’t rot me,
Tan,” he pleaded. “I’ve had
a rotten time lately.”
There was helpless and hopeless pain
in Bowen’s voice that caused Lady Tanagra to
spring up from her chair and go over to him.
“Carry on, old boy,” she
cried softly, as she caressed his coat-sleeve.
“It’s your only chance. You’re
going to win.”
“I must see her!” blurted out Bowen.
“If you do you’ll spoil
everything,” announced Lady Tanagra with conviction.
“But, last night,” began Bowen and paused.
“Last night, I think,”
said Lady Tanagra, “was a master-stroke.
She is touched; it’s taken us forward at least
a week.”
“But look here, Tan,”
said Bowen gloomily, “you told me to leave it
all in your hands and you make me treat her rottenly,
then you say ”
“That you know about as much
of how to make a woman like Patricia fall in love
with you as an ostrich does of geology,” said
Lady Tanagra calmly.
“But what will she think?” demanded Bowen.
“At present she is thinking
that Eastbourne will be a nightmare of loneliness.”
“I’ll run down and see her,” announced
Bowen.
“If you do, Peter!” There
was a note of warning in Lady Tanagra’s voice.
“All right,” he conceded
gloomily. “I’ll give you another
week, and then I’ll go my own way.”
“Peter, if you were smaller
and I were bigger I think I should spank you,”
laughed Lady Tanagra. Then with great seriousness
she said, “I want you to marry her, and I’m
going the only way to work to make her let you.
Do try and trust me, Peter.”
Bowen looked down at her with a smile,
touched by the look in her eyes. For a moment
his arm rested across her shoulders. Then he
pushed her towards the door. “Clear out,
Tan. I’m not fit for a bear-pit to-night.”
The Bowens were never demonstrative with one another.
For half an hour Bowen sat smoking
one cigarette after another until he was interrupted
by the entrance of Peel, who, after a comprehensive
glance round the room, proceeded to administer here
and there those deft touches that emphasize a patient
and orderly mind. Bowen watched him as he moved
about on the balls of his feet.
“Have you ever been to Eastbourne,
Peel?” enquired Bowen presently. Just why
he asked the question he could not have said.
“Only once, my lord,”
replied Peel as he replaced the full ash-tray on the
table by Bowen with a clean one. There was a
note in his voice implying that nothing would ever
tempt him to go there again.
“You don’t like it?” suggested Bowen.
“I dislike it intensely, my
lord,” replied Peel as he refolded a copy of
The Times.
“Why?”
“It has unpleasant associations, my lord,”
was the reply.
Bowen smiled. After a moment’s silence
he continued:
“Been sowing wild oats there?”
“No, my lord, not exactly.”
“Well, if it’s not too
private,” said Bowen, “tell me what happened.
At the moment I’m particularly interested in
the place.”
Peel gazed reproachfully at a copy
of The Sphere, which had managed in some strange
way to get its leaves dog-eared. As he proceeded
to smooth them out he continued:
“It was when I was young, my
lord. I was engaged to be married. I thought
her a most excellent young woman, in every way suitable.
She went down to Eastbourne for a holiday.”
He paused.
“Well, there doesn’t seem
much wrong in that,” said Bowen.
“From Eastbourne she wrote,
saying that she had changed her mind,” proceeded
Peel.
“The devil she did!” exclaimed
Bowen. “And what did you do?”
“I went down to reason with her, my lord,”
said Peel.
“Does one reason with a woman, Peel?”
enquired Bowen with a smile.
“I was very young then, my lord,
not more than thirty-two.” Peel’s
tone was apologetic. “I discovered that
she had received an offer of marriage from another.”
“Hard luck!” murmured Bowen.
“Not at all, my lord, really,”
said Peel philosophically. “I discovered
that she had re-engaged herself to a butcher, a most
offensive fellow. His language when I expostulated
with him was incredibly coarse, and I am sure he used
marrow for his hair.”
“And what did you do?” enquired Bowen.
“I had taken a return ticket, my lord.
I came back to London.”
Bowen laughed. “I’m
afraid you couldn’t have been very badly hit,
Peel, or you would not have been able to take it quite
so philosophically.”
“I have never allowed my private
affairs to interfere with my professional duties,
my lord,” replied Peel unctuously.
For five minutes Bowen smoked in silence.
“So you do not believe in marriage,”
he said at length.
“I would not say that, my lord;
but I do not think it suitable for a man of temperament
such as myself. I have known marriages quite
successful where too much was not required of the contracting
parties.”
“But don’t you believe in love?”
enquired Bowen.
“Love, my lord, is like a disease.
If you are on the look out for it you catch it, if
you ignore it, it does not trouble you. I was
once with a gentleman who was very nervous about microbes.
He would never eat anything that had not been cooked,
and he had everything about him disinfected.
He even disinfected me,” he added as if in proof
of the extreme eccentricity of his late employer.
“So I suppose you despise me
for having fallen in love and contemplating marriage,”
said Bowen with a smile.
“There are always exceptions,
my lord,” responded Peel tactfully. “I
have prepared the bath.”
“Peel,” remarked Bowen
as he rose and stretched himself, “disinfected
or not disinfected, you are safe from the microbe of
romance.”
“I hope so, my lord,”
responded Peel as he opened the door.
“I wonder if history will repeat
itself,” murmured Bowen as he walked through
his bedroom into the bathroom. “I, too,
hate Eastbourne.”