The statement made by Colonel Berry
that there might possibly be something buried under
the rock in the ravine had made a deep impression
on the Winnebagos and Sandwiches, and the possibility
began to grow in their minds until it became a very
strong probability. Visions of arrow heads, Indian
pottery and ornaments were before them constantly,
until nothing would do but they must investigate.
The elders were much amused over the excitement, but
voted it a harmless pastime and gave their full consent
to an attempt at scientific research.
“Older and wiser people than
they have spent their time digging in the dust for
relics,” said Uncle Teddy. “Even if
they don’t find what they are looking for there
is nothing lost, and as the colonel said, digging
is good exercise. It will be no small feat to
move that rock over and if they accomplish it they
will be pretty good engineers.”
There were two spades and many hatchets
among the camp equipment, and armed with these the
Winnebagos and Sandwiches crossed the lake, went along
the river until they came to the big cedar tree and
from there struck into the woods, where they easily
followed the trail they had traveled on that other
occasion, for the cedar trees along the way were unmistakable
guides. When they saw the rock again they were
more certain than ever that it had been marked for
some reason.
“Hurry and let’s shove
it aside,” said Hinpoha, who could hardly wait.
“You talk about shoving it aside
as if it were a baby carriage,” said the Captain.
“Can’t you see it’s imbedded in the
earth?”
And not all their efforts would budge
it one particle. So they began to dig around
the base. They dug and they dug; they heaved and
they perspired; they threw out the dirt by shovelfuls
until it made a heap several feet high, and still
they did not come to the bottom of the rock.
“I bet it goes clear through
to China,” said the Captain disgustedly, resting
on his spade and mopping his brow.
“What sillies we are!”
said the Bottomless Pitt. “What are we trying
to dig the blooming rock out for? There wouldn’t
be anything under it that far down. If anything’s
buried here it’s in the ground at the base of
the rock.”
“Well, there’s the ground
at the base of the rock,” said the Captain,
pointing to the heap of dirt. “We’ve
dug it all up. There wasn’t anything in
it.”
Slowly but undeniably the fact began
to dawn on all of them. The marked rock was not
the burying ground of any Indian relics. Hinpoha
held out the longest, but even she had to admit it
at last. Katherine, who had been skeptical from
the first, laughed loud and long.
“What fools these mortals be!”
she quoted disgustedly. “Breaking our backs
digging up clay that’s like iron and cutting
up dozens of perfectly good angle-worms all on account
of an old rock with a mark on it!”
“But the colonel said there
might be Indian relics,” said Hinpoha,
“so it wasn’t so silly.”
“Well, there aren’t any,” said Katherine.
“Never mind,” put in Gladys
pacifically, “if we didn’t find anything
we didn’t lose anything either, and I’ve
worked up such an appetite from digging that I could
eat an ox.”
“So could I,” said Sahwah.
“Let’s take the worms home with us and
go fishing this afternoon. Then all our digging
won’t be for nothing.”
“I bet I can catch more than
any of you,” boasted Anthony, strutting on ahead
as usual.
Thus ended the quest for Indian relics
and the excitement over the marked rock. The
elders were very polite on their return and did not
ask too many questions. “Never mind, chickens,”
said Aunt Clara soothingly. “You’re
not the first who dug for treasure and didn’t
find it, and I’ve a notion you won’t be
the last. Go fishing with you this afternoon?
I certainly will!” If Aunt Clara could be said
to love one sport more than any other that one was
fishing. “Where did you get all the worms?”
“They’re the relics we
found,” said Katherine. “We dug them
out of the hole we made.”
“I dug most of them,” said Anthony.
“He never touched one!”
said Slim in an indignant aside to Hinpoha. “To
hear him talk you’d think he was the only one
who ever did anything around here.”
Katherine considered fishing the most
inane occupation under the sun, so she curled up on
the beach to read while the enthusiastic anglers put
out in the rowboats. Gladys did not care for fishing
either, so she decided to stay on shore and keep Katherine
company.
“What are you reading?”
she asked, sitting down beside her in the shadow of
the bluff.
Katherine held up the book so she could see the title.
“Romeo and Juliet!”
exclaimed Gladys. “Why, Katherine!
I thought you hated love stories.”
Katherine grinned rather shamefacedly.
“I do, usually,” she replied.
Gladys sat back and regarded her in
wonder. Here was a new side coming to light.
Katherine the unromantic; Katherine the prosaic; the
independent, the hater of sentimental reading, devouring
love stories all of a sudden! Gladys drew pictures
in the sand and pondered on the meaning of it.
Katherine read on absorbedly for ten
minutes, then she laid the book down abruptly.
“Gladys,” she said, “I want you to
tell me something.”
“What is it?” asked Gladys,
pausing in the middle of an intricate pattern.
“What is the matter with me?” asked Katherine.
“What’s the matter with
you?” repeated Gladys. “There isn’t
anything the matter with you. You’re
a dear.”
“There is, too,” said
Katherine. “Somehow all the girls I read
about in books are different. You’re like
the girls in books and so is Hinpoha and so are the
rest of you, but I’m not. I’m big
and awkward and homely, and that’s all I’ll
ever be.”
“No, you’re not,”
declared Gladys. “You’re the most
fun that ever happened.”
“That’s just the trouble,”
said Katherine, drawing up her knees and clasping
her bony hands around them. “Everybody thinks
I’m a joke, and that’s all. Nobody
ever admired me. People think I’m a cross
between a lunatic asylum and a circus. I’m
so tired of hearing people say, ’What a funny
girl that Katherine Adams is! She’s a perfect
scream!’ They never say ‘What a nice looking
girl,’ or ‘What a charming girl,’
the way they always do about you and Hinpoha.
I do wish somebody admired me once without
being so desperately amused! Now I want you to
tell me exactly what’s the matter with my looks.
Something’s wrong, I know.” And she
looked wistfully through the strands of hair that were
falling over her eyes.
Gladys sat up and regarded her fondly.
“Dear, fly-away, come-to-pieces Katherine!
“Do you mind if I make a few
criticisms?” she asked gently.
“That’s just what I asked
you to do,” said Katherine a trifle impatiently.
“Isn’t it because you’re
sort of careless about your clothes?”
began Gladys. “You’re always coming
apart somewhere. There’s generally a string
hanging out, or the end of a belt or the loop of a
collar. You’re just as likely to have your
hat on hind side before as not, and often you’ve
had on the skirt of one suit and the jacket of another.”
She paused uncertainly and looked
anxiously into Katherine’s face to see how she
was taking it.
“Go on,” said Katherine briefly.
“Your shoes are often run down
at the heels,” went on Gladys. “I
know it’s an awful bother to keep them straight;
mine are always running over crooked. I have
to have the left one fixed every three weeks.
But it’s something that just has to be done
if you want to keep looking neat.
“And then your hair, Katherine
dear. It’s so wispy; it’s always hanging
in your face. Doesn’t it hurt your eyes
to look through it?”
Katherine put back the offending lock
with an impatient gesture, but in less than a minute
it was all down again. “There!” she
said. “You see how it is! It just
won’t stay up!”
“Maybe it would if you arranged
it a little differently,” said Gladys.
“Couldn’t you curl it?”
Katherine snorted. “I curl
my hair!” she scoffed. “My child,
life is too short to waste it on anything like that.”
“I don’t know,”
said Gladys slowly. “I don’t think
anything is a waste of time that helps to make a person
attractive. You know we Camp Fire Girls are supposed
to ‘seek beauty.’ That means personal
attractiveness as much as anything else.”
“I might take the curling iron
for my symbol,” said Katherine whimsically.
“Go on with the recital.”
Gladys could not tell either from
Katherine’s tone or her expression whether her
frank speech had hurt her feelings or not, and she
remained silent.
“Go on,” continued Katherine.
“Isn’t there a way to shorten up arms that
are two yards long?”
Gladys could not help smiling at the
lean length of arm which Katherine held out before
her, stiff as a ramrod. “No, you can’t
shorten them,” she said, “but you can
help making them look any longer than necessary.
You generally stand with your shoulders drooped forward,
and that pulls your arms down. If you’d
stand up straight and throw your shoulders back your
arms wouldn’t look nearly so long.”
Katherine looked at the arm and shook
her head with such an air of dejection that Gladys
was overcome and flung her arms around her passionately.
“I won’t say another word!” she declared.
“Oh, I’m a brute! Katherine dear,
have I hurt your feelings?”
“Not at all,” answered
Katherine calmly. “You remember I asked
you to tell me what was the matter. I thank you
for being so frank. I’ve worried and worried
about it, but I couldn’t figure out what the
matter was and nobody ever took the trouble to tell
me.”
“Oh, Gladys,” she went
on, with such an under-current of wistfulness in her
tone that Gladys was almost moved to tears, “do
you think I’ll ever be really nice looking?
That I’ll stop being a joke?”
“Of course you will!”
said Gladys emphatically. “Do you know what
I heard papa saying to Uncle Teddy one night?
He said, ’Wouldn’t Katherine be a stunning
looking girl if she carried herself better and was
well dressed?’ Did you hear that? He said
‘stunning,’ mind you. Not only ‘nice
looking,’ but ‘stunning.’”
“Did he really say that?”
asked Katherine in amazement. “I didn’t
think anybody cared how I looked; men least of all.”
“Men notice those things a lot
more than you think they do,” said Gladys with
an air of worldly wisdom. “They talk about
them, too, and sometimes they can tell just what’s
wrong better than you can yourself.
“I think myself you would be
stunning if you only took more care in putting your
clothes on. You’re so bright and breezy.
And you’d be so stately if you stood straight.”
“How shall I go about to acquire
this majestic carriage?” asked Katherine in
the tone of a humble seeker after wisdom.
“Well,” replied Gladys
judicially, “you’ve humped over so long
that you’ve grown round-shouldered, and it’ll
take some time to correct that. You want to go
in for gym with all your might in college, and for
dancing, too. That’ll teach you how to carry
yourself gracefully better than anything else.”
“Thank you,”
said Katherine slowly, when Gladys had finished her
homily on feminine charms, and returned thoughtfully
to her Romeo and Juliet.
“Mercy on us!” thought
Gladys. “Whatever is going to happen?
Katherine has begun to worry about her looks!”
Katherine laid the book down after
a while and stared solemnly out over the lake.
“You’re sure you’re
not offended at what I said?” asked Gladys, still
full of misgiving that she had been too frank.
“Not in the least,” answered
Katherine. “But say, would you mind writing
out what you told me? I’ll never remember
it if you don’t. You write it out and I’ll
tack it up and check off the items as I dress.”
“All right,” said Gladys,
laughing. “I’ll do that and if it
works I’ll get out a book, ‘How to Be
Neat, in one Volume.’ And now let’s
start the fire. I see the bold fishermen are
coming in.”
Aunt Clara came up triumphantly swinging
her string of fish; she had caught five. The
Captain had two and several of the others had one
apiece.
“How many did you catch, Anthony?” asked
Katherine.
“None,” replied Anthony,
“but I’d have caught more than any of them
if I’d had a good rod,” and he swished
Uncle Teddy’s best rod around disdainfully.
“I don’t doubt it,” said Katherine.
Beside the fried fish there was tomato
soup for supper. It was Mrs. Evans’ prize
recipe and one of the favorite camp dishes. Nobody
could make tomato soup which quite equalled hers,
in the opinion of the family on Ellen’s Isle.
It didn’t make any difference where she made
it, up in the kitchen tent on the gasoline stove or
down on the beach, as now, over an open fire.
“Nothing ever tasted so good,”
sighed Sahwah rapturously, dipping her spoon diligently
into the big tin cup in which her soup was served.
“I like more pepper in
mine,” said Anthony, adding a touch from the
pepper pot, which stood on the ground beside him.
The rest made no comments. They were too busy.
“Slim,” said Sahwah suspiciously,
when her cup was empty, “just how much soup
have you eaten?”
“Four cupfuls,” replied Slim.
“Mercy!” cried Aunt Clara.
“That’s more than a quart. It’s
a wonder you didn’t burst! I never saw
a boy with such a capacity!”
“Ho, that’s nothing,”
said Anthony. “I could eat twice as much,
just as easy.”
“Let’s see you do it!” said Slim
suddenly.
Anthony looked rather taken aback.
“Yes,” said Uncle Teddy,
“let’s see you do it. Make good your
boast. We’re not in the habit of saying
things around here that we can’t back up.
Twice four cups is eight. You’ve had one;
that leaves seven. We challenge you to drink
seven cups of soup. You’ve either got to
drink them or do anything else Slim tells you to do.
Slim, what’s the alternative?”
“Eat soap,” said Slim promptly.
Katherine grinned appreciatively at him. “Do
you hear that, Anthony?”
Anthony began to look sick. “I’ll
do it tomorrow,” he said.
“No, you’ll not!”
said Slim. “You’ll do it right here
and now before all these folks.”
Anthony looked beseechingly at Uncle
Teddy, but the latter was looking at him sternly.
“You brought it upon yourself,” he said.
“Now either make good your boast or take the
alternative.”
Slim filled the cup and handed it
to Anthony. “I bet I can do it,” he
said defiantly, and set it to his lips. With the
first mouthful his face puckered up. The soup
was red hot with pepper. He himself had sprinkled
a generous quantity into the kettle after touching
up his own cupful. But he had been more generous
than he knew.
“I can’t drink that stuff,”
he sputtered. “It’s all pepper.”
“That doesn’t make any
difference,” said Slim, unmoved. “Drink
it anyway.”
And they made him do it. Cupful
after cupful they forced upon him, threatening an
immediate diet of soap whenever he paused. After
the fifth cup Anthony began to suspect that it was
not wise to make rash statements about the capacity
of the human stomach; after the sixth he was entirely
convinced. The results of that sixth cup made
the judges decide to suspend the last of the sentence.
Anthony had got all that was coming to him.
A sorrier or more subdued boy never
lived than Anthony that night.
“It was heroic treatment,”
said Uncle Teddy thoughtfully to Aunt Clara, as they
wandered off by themselves in the moonlight, “but
it took something like that to make any impression
on him. He is the most insufferable little braggart
that ever lived. I only hope the impression made
was deep enough.”
And beyond a doubt it was, for never
again was Anthony heard to utter a boast in the presence
of the rest.